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plutonicbees · 2 years
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the tori spring asexual agenda is so real bc at any given moment she's just sipping her diet lemonade while her brother gay panics over a boy she knows likes him back
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wooahaes · 2 years
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sorry this is two parts w like. idk more nsfw-related stuff under a cut? i don’t write smut here (i’d consider it for another sideblog but eh, i def wouldn’t be as active there bc sometimes trauma shit hits hard when it comes to that sort of thing--literally just depends on the day), but yeah i consume it sometimes lmao
i... genuinely think i try to skip a fic every time it doesnt contain warnings at all. like you don’t have to have a setup like i do and like other writers do where we have a word count and a warnings thing + what the pairing is, that’s fine? but like. come on. at least put some warnings on your fic if you know there’s potentially something triggering there. not all triggers make sense and can be preemptively warned for, but the least you can do is warn for the bigger ones. that’s for both sfw works and for smut. like: a lot of writers do! a lot of writers do warn for shit, and i appreciate them a lot. but idk i guess some people want to just get straight into their writing and while i get it, i think that can be extremely harmful if you know your fic has something triggering in it.
i’ve seen people argue about trigger warnings before because of the whole “the real world won’t hold your hand” thing but that’s bullshit. p*r*site is one of my favorite movies and i watched it in a class for the first time and one of my friends went out of their way to tell me that there’s an uncomfortable sex scene in it bc they knew it could fuck me up depending on the day. people i know will go out of their way to give a heads up for things. i’ve suggested movies to people i don’t know well and said “oh, shit, btw, huge trigger warning for (x)” because it’s a triggering subject and i don’t want anyone to suffer as a result. websites exist to warn people about shit. and even offline, there’s those things vets put in their yards around fourth of july because the sound of fireworks can be triggering to them. anyone who says that the “real world won’t hold your hand” is a dick who just wants an excuse to not care for others imo.
anyway fat girl rant under the cut specifically (nsfw warning in general for the topic bc god its abt smut. sorry gamers. minors dni with that part or ur getting blocked if u say anything)
idk what to call them other than a bulge kink but if thats wrong then my b. idk they feel... a liiiil assuming that reader is skinny? that u can see a bulge from where a dick is inside someone? bc there’s nothing in front of it (i.e. fat)? idk man fucking warn for that shit because it automatically sends up the red flag of “ohhh readers skinny...” for me every time i stumble across it w/o any warning. like idk if any other chubby writers wanna weigh in on that, feel free to? i just tend to look at myself and see my chub and im like. yeah theres no way ur seeing ur dick bulge out unless ur super fucking hung and if u are then i am afraid for me.
also sorry these arent really put together lmao im literally just talking at this point. i used up the brain power w the “include warnings” part.
idk i think... a lot of smut just assumes reader is thin, moreso than sfw stuff. ik ive spoken w someone abt this (i wont @ her since idk if she wants that) but like. the whole “jump and ill carry you” thing feels like we’ve been conditioned to find it hot and all i can think about is the fact that i don’t think it’d ever work unless the person’s fucking ripped. do u think ming/hao from s//v//t can lift my ass? no. id break him like a fuckin twig probably. 
i dont have an actual ending for this bc admittedly im tired. sorry to ming//hao for saying the truth that id break u </3
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Ranking* SOUR + Favorite Lyrics 🍬
*This ranking is based more on listenability than lyrics because while the ones I ranked the highest are on constant repeat for me because of the melody, a lot of the lower ranking ones have much deeper lyrics. So, while I don’t listen to the lower ranked ones as much, I don’t like them any less if that makes sense
Brutal: Perfect/10 “ I don't stick up for myself, I'm anxious and nothing can help, And I wish I'd done this before, And I wish people liked me more” I think I honestly like this one the best because its less about heartbreak and more about just life and insecurities in general
Traitor: 1000/10 “loved you at your worst, but it didn’t matter”
1SF3SB: 100/10 “I hate that I give you power, or, that kind of stuff”
Good 4 U: 15/10 “Well, screw that and screw you. You will never have to hurt the way you know that I do”
Happier: 12/10 “And do you tell her she's the most beautiful girl you've ever seen? An eternal love bullshit you know you'll never mean”
Drivers liscense: 9/10 “She's so much older than me, She's everything I'm insecure about”
Jealousy, jealousy 8/10 Even though this songs isn’t one of my favorites in terms of the melody, the lyrics are my favorite , “And I see everyone gettin' all the things I want, I'm happy for them, but then again, I'm not” is amazing but I also adore lines like “I sound crazy, Their win is not my loss, I know it's true, But I can't help gettin' caught up in” and “I think, I think too much, 'Bout kids who don't know me”
Deja vu: 7/10 “Do you call her, Almost say my name?”
Enough for you 6.5/10 “I read all of your self-help books So you'd think that I was smart. Stupid, emotional, obsessive little me”
Hope ur ok 6/10 “She was tired 'cause she was brought Into a world where family was merely blood” (I’m OBSESSED with this line)
Ur favorite crime 6/10 “I crossed my heart as you crossed the line”
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in-tua-deep · 4 years
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tua s1 rewatch - end
Less bc I am tired
Episode 8
I still have no idea how old Claire is supposed to be
Honestly Patrick was like... the first person who enforced boundaries and enacted consequences on Allison tbh and she didn’t even hesitate to use her powers even though they’d clearly discussed it before
I heard a rUMOR YOU LIKE BROCOLI?? WHICH SIBLING DID SHE USE THAT ON?
Roommate making the realization face about Leonard’s new prosthetic eye
Vanya our here like “my teen bullshit actually has a body count” a la heathers
Klaus not remembering his first is depressing but given by the fact that luther seemed surprised a girl was in his bed and had to check if he was naked indicates that,,, luther doesn’t remember his first either
Five knows EXACTLY where the aspirin in... buddy tell me you are taking stronger pain meds when you are getting shot and knifed
Pogo out here like “it was a difficult choice for both of us” like grace had a choice at all considering her programming was literally altered
I agree with luther tbh “there’s always a choice” damn
Tag yourself I’m five with his head in his hands with probably a killer headache
Leonard: it’s not your fault what happened to those guys
Roommate: yeah dude I’m pretty sure it’s yours
I love Agnes bless
The Netflix subtitles spell oof as ouf and idk what to do with that
Roommate theorizes that tua takes place in New York with the evidence that the cop dude says that Diego is being transferred up state and New Yorkers say that
Babie Vanya looks like kids I know tbh
Leonard keeps looking more unhinged and awful the longer I look at him tbh
Vanya gives Reginald one (1) tiny scratch and he decides to drug her and emotionally abuse her for the rest of her life :/
Five limping into the bar: CONTINUITY
Luther really said “hmm think I will launch into a depressive episode”
Maybe cha cha should take a nap and then maybe she’d calm down instead of bloWING UP GRIDDYS I forgot she did that
Sergeant cheDDAR I forgot his name was fucking CHEDDAR - all I can think about is the dog from b99
Vanya blease your boyfriend is a serial killer
Okay Leonard was definitively and canonically thirteen for the murder of his father
Vanya out here with her chemicals being WACK bc of cold turkey quitting her whole ass meds designed to numb her emotions like ouch
But also Allison is this the right time to tell ur sister that you were used to erase every shred of self confidence she ever had and also make you forget her cool ass powers
Vanya be like “look me in the eye and tell me you’re not threatened now” like yeAH VANYA YOURE BEING PRETTY DAMN THREATENING RIGHT NOW
Episode nine (I think?? I didn’t realize where the episodes switched over)
Leonard has directly killed at least three people so far but one (his dad) definitely deserved it and indirectly killed at least two more
She doesn’t even really get scOLDED FOR KILLING THE NANNIES JUST HER NAME IN A FIRM TONE NO FUCKING WONDER SHE KEPT ON KILLING
Huh does that mean vanyas body count is higher than Leonard’s?? There were at least three dead nannies and she killed those two dudes as well 🤔
Five doesn’t even bother insisting on volunteering bc he is thirteen and has also already lost a lot of blood I mean seriously
The whole making klaus get up by throwing a knife at him... sibling moon although Diego has a lot better aim than MY sister who always managed to hit me in the face with anything she threw at me :/
Leonard is poking the bear here and I really don’t know what he expected when vanya straight up kills him
“I really don’t know what he expected to get out of that.” -roommate
Aannnndddd check for five again on the “klaus heart to heart” list with that addiction discussion
Five is SO BEYOND giving a fuck by the time hazel shows up and five offers him a margherita ... he can’t even be bothered to get up and interfere with Diego and hazel
Though to be fair five does have a GUT WOUND so smashing a bowl over their heads is valid
Roommate: more scripts need to have hugs in them
Me: ...not this one
Roommate: w,, why. Why. You find out your sister has powers and instead of being a reasonable person you choke her
I’m blaming pogo for this as well because luther wouldn’t have known about the basement soundproof vault that luther put her in :/
Like pogo painted the WORST picture and told them about the people she killed and everything which informed luthers decision to lock her up which,, Vanya was a little kid with no real concept of death
“Maybe while he’s here he can pick up something new to wear” - roommate while five dropped Dolores off at the department store
Luther isn’t guarding Vanyas cell 24/7,,, the others could have done something or like?? At least stayed down there with her? So she isn’t horrifyingly alone thinking she’s been left to die?
Episode ten
I erased reginalds weird alien origins from my mind honestly because... I just don’t care about him. Like. At all? Fuck this man I wish he didn’t exist in s2 :/
The mansion really do be a walking house of triggers for Vanya huh
“I’m going to posit something. Pogo has no culpability as a being of his own free will, he’s just a second hargreeves. He’s just a second pair of hands to what hargreeves intended. He’s just a walking mouthpiece.” - roommate but that’s okay because I hate Reginald more than I hate pogo actually
I’m okay with pogo dying tbh and even the roommate isn’t exactly torn up about it
Goodbye mansion
Me, remembering this is the last episode: it’s been 84 years...
Five coming in late to find the academy in rubble like :0
Wow I still really hate the handler speaking Yiddish and the unfortunate implications that it has, just in general
“I have to respect she went home to change into formal wear and apply eye liner before ending the world” - roommate on Vanyas concert outfit
I’m amused by the bowling and the shoes but sad about the content :(
Five this is what you get from accepting candy from creepy women honestly
He just DITCHES
Why is Allison even salty at luther for sleeping with a girl. She MARRIED a man and had a child and Luther wasn’t salty I don’t think?
I feel like the handler could have kept five there for way longer before he caught on tbh
Agnes has had... a day
Luther and Diego are DUMBASSES
Ben taking care of BUSINESS
Roommate has questions about when exactly Vanya was photographed to put into the promotional material for the concert and honestly?? Now I do as well especially since they established Vanyas suit was at her apartment
“IS THAT A SUPER POWER INDUCED COSTUME CHANGE? Ya love to see it” roommate on Vanyas white outfit
Five really didn’t need to jump and also like BRO HE HAS A SHRAPNEL WOUND
Oh we can’t let Allison do any heavy lifting bc of her throat
Five has a GUT WOUND
As someone who had appendicitis and had to get that shit our gut surgery fucking sucks I couldn’t do shit for like a week and a half
Sibling energy is immediately rejecting fives plan then being like “okay what is it”
Their fucking bowling shoes I’m still yelling about it
THE END
and a picture of my cat bc i accidentally put it in here so enjoy a mia
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gottlem · 4 years
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ur so mean, i love u. (lemyanka)
a/n: this was based off a certain ig story from priyanka. its basiacally just pining lesbians. i tried my best, its kind of late, i hope u like it !! (ps this i snot proofread so we’re just gonna hope its right and if its not... just pretend)
summary: priyanka knew something was wrong with lemon if a day went by when she didn’t make fun of her, and lemon hadn’t been acting like herself for a week. (3k)
Priyanka could tell there was something wrong with Lemon. She just didn’t know what it could be. They were best friends, so wouldn’t Lemon just come to her if she was upset or mad or whatever? Priyanka couldn’t lie, she felt a pang in her chest at the idea of Lemon keeping something from her, something that was clearly upsetting her. They had become a package deal, they were never too far from each other and even when they weren’t together, they were talking about each other. If Lemon didn’t like someone, neither did Pri. If Pri had a favourite song, Lemon learned every word. They were as close as friends could be.
Though, Priyanka kind of wished they’d be more. But it was okay. She could have feelings for Lemon and be her friend and she didn’t even have to know. Hiding it from her would kill her, but she was sure telling Lemon would be worse. She couldn’t, she wouldn’t, risk changing their dynamic, something they had built up to become stronger and stronger year after year. If their bond were to break, they’d never hear the end of it. The mere thought of that made Priyanka shiver. 
She liked to think she could read Lemon best, and she’d probably be right. Lemon was not the girl to always talk about how she was feeling, and you could bet if she wasn’t feeling right she’d completely hide it. But she’d never been able to fool Priyanka. Though, normally she wouldn’t even try, because Priyanka would be the shoulder she’d seek to cry on anyway. Priyanka had seen her at her absolute worst, through thick and thin. So why was she acting so… weird?
It’s not like it was obvious, though. Lemon was a good actress, Priyanka was just a better detective, apparently. But she didn’t say anything straight away. Lemon hated to be pestered, and maybe she was just tired. Maybe her neighbours were loud and she couldn’t get to sleep. Hell, she could just be a bit hormonal, that’s fine. Priyanka would only make her angry for bringing it up, or even make her worse. And she didn't want to be overbearing. So she left it. She left it and waited until Lemon was back to her sour little self. But that never happened.
Apparently, Priyanka’s stress over Lemon just made her more stressed in general, which made her forget to set her alarm. So on Friday morning, she woke up an hour later than normal, in ignorant bliss for a total of one second until reality caught up to her. She scrambled out of bed, rushing through her usual morning routine, probably (definitely) forgetting something when packing her bag. By the time she was ready to go, she would be about 45 minutes late to her first lesson, so there was really no point in going to it at all. But still, she left the house and found herself walking a little quicker than normal.
She didn’t go to her first lesson, opting to be early for her second. She braced herself for whatever Lemon would come up with about her frazzled appearance. She wore a bare face and a ponytail that was definitely lop-sided and falling out slowly, and she knew Lemon would have an absolute field day. She was the only person who Priyanka would let make fun of her, all because she knew it came from a place of love. Besides, the bitch was funny. It was so typically Lemon to make some quick-witted insult, that would never really be an insult, it became her thing. 
So when Lemon sat herself down in her usual spot next to Pri and said nothing but a “Hey, bitch” with a smile that was definitely not genuine, Priyanka knew it was time to intervene. And then the teacher walked in, demanding silence. Well, there goes that idea. For the next hour, Priyanka watched Lemon’s eyes as they focused and unfocused on the world around her, and pretended to ignore the constant side glances she’d receive way more often than normal. Maybe now wasn’t the time, but she’d have to bring it up. She didn’t care if Lemon got annoyed anymore, she knew the girl had a habit of bottling things up, and she didn’t want to wait for her feelings to explode. She thought back to the few times where she had bit her tongue for a bit too long, and watched Lemon spiral for weeks. She wouldn’t let that happen again.
Turns out, getting Lemon alone for long enough was a lot harder than she thought it’d be. Was she doing this on purpose? The next time Priyanka caught up with Lemon wasn’t until the end of the day, when they began the walk home together, a tradition they’d had for years. And still, something just seemed off. Lemon just wasn’t as peppy as she normally was (though she would absolutely kill Priyanka for using the word ‘peppy’ to describe her).
“Hey Lem, do you want to stick around at mine for a bit? I need company while my moms at work?” Priyanka’s mom was at work, this was true, but really she was just testing the waters. Lemon never passed up an opportunity to spend a couple hours at Pri’s after school.
“I actually have like, a shit ton of homework, so I think I’ll just go straight home today.” Okay, that was enough.
“Lemon. Are you okay?” She placed her hands on the younger girls shoulders, effectively stopping her from walking any further, and making her face Priyanka. This just meant Priyanka had a better view of the dramatic eye roll Lemon proceeded to do.
“I’m fine! Just busy.” Lemon was not impressed. At all. Not quite angry, but absolutely fed up, but this only spurred Priyanka on more.
“Lem, please. Just come to mine for a bit, we can chill or whatever you want. I call bullshit on your homework excuse but you can do that if you really want to, just please come with me? I just want you to be okay.” Priyanka’s tone was harsh, firm. Not mean though, never mean, not to Lemon. 
It’s not like Lemon had any other choice but to agree. Priyanka grabbed her hand and didn’t let go until she was standing at her front door fishing for her keys in her pockets. Lemon never perked up, instead she whined the whole way about how she was fine and Priyanka was overreacting. Priyanka saw right through it, and with each complaint she became more determined to find out what the fuck was going on with her best friend.
As soon as the door was opened, Lemon walked straight upstairs, into Priyanka’s room and flopped onto her bed. Priyanka trudged behind her, in much less of a hurry but concerned nonetheless, and followed the yellow haired girl into the bedroom to find her lying there with her face smushed into her pillows. She didn’t budge even after Priyanka closed the door behind her, nor when she asked politely for her to scoot along. So Priyanka did the only thing that was left to do. She gently rolled Lemon’s petite body along, so that she was facing upwards and gave enough room to join her on the bed. She was surprisingly met with no resistance other than a small whine of protest. 
“Stay here. I’m gonna go make tea, then you can do your stupid homework”
Lemon’s face instantly fell. They both knew she was lying about the homework earlier. Sure, she had to get some done, but it was Friday night and she had all weekend. Besides, she didn’t even have much and she always left it until the last minute anyways. She didn’t want to think about the homework until at least tomorrow. In hindsight, that was probably exactly why Priyanka called bullshit on the excuse so quickly.
“I actually don’t have homework tonight. Can we just like, watch a movie instead?”
And how could Priyanka say no to her? She could never stay mad at Lemon for long, not that she even was in the first place, and now she was just more worried than anything. So she’d take it upon herself to make sure Lemon felt better by next week, and she’d have her Lemon back. That shouldn’t be too hard, right?
She left for a few minutes and left Lemon to pick out a movie for them to watch on her laptop. When she returned, she found Lemon wrapped up under her duvet, laptop in front of her ready to begin Mean Girls. Priyanka let out a sigh of relief that she wasn’t going to make her watch something that would make her cry.
It took twenty minutes for Priyanka to become hyper-aware of Lemon’s body against hers. And it’s not like she was complaining, but also she was falling head over heels for this girl and it was becoming increasingly harder the act like her feelings were entirely platonic. But alas, she kept still, tense even, as she focused hard on the movie, making off-handed comments about how Regina and Janis low-key would have been a power couple. 
It took another twenty minutes for Lemons head to drop onto Priyanka’s shoulder. She chanced a glance at the smaller girl, which led her to find out she had fallen asleep. Waking Lemon up would feel mean, especially since she figured she needed the extra relaxation, she deserved to feel better. However, letting Lemon sleep on her shoulder? Priyanka didn’t know if she’d be able to take it.
But she did. She sat through the last hour of the movie with Lemon breathing softly onto her neck, totally oblivious to her friend's inner turmoil, and only woke her up once the end credits had finished. She lightly shook Lemon until she began to stir and eventually sat up and opened her eyes, only to ask how long she’d been asleep for. She tried to tell Priyanka that she should have just woken her up, instead of letting her sleep on her shoulder like that, saying it was probably just uncomfortable. Priyanka insisted that she didn’t care and Lemon needed the rest.
It only took a minute of awkward silence (something that was unfamiliar to the pair) before Priyanka sat up straight and faced Lemon.
“Okay. You’ve drank your tea. You’ve watched your film. You’ve had your nap. Now tell me what’s wrong” Priyanka was going to get to the bottom of this, whether she liked it or not.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about” Lemon avoided her gaze, favouring to stare at the walls, or the floor, the window, anywhere but Priyanka and her damn eyes. She knew that the minute she looked into them, she wouldn’t be able to keep her mouth shut, which is exactly what she needed to do if she planned on keeping their friendship. 
Priyanka never let down though. She kept asking until Lemon started to raise her voice, seemingly getting annoyed. But Priyanka knew better. She wasn’t annoyed, she was starting to break the facade.
“Priyanka, I don’t even understand why you’re so certain that something’s wrong with me! I’m fine! Why would I not be!?” Lemon was shouting by now. And she was definitely starting to feel guilty, and absolutely not fine. But it’s not like she could just straight up tell Priyanka that the reason she had been distant was because she was trying not to be in love with her. 
“Because you’re not being a bitch!” Lemon seemed offended for about a second, and then she realised that Priyanka was right. She’d been too soft lately. It’s unlike her to not make some bitchy comment for a laugh, and everyone knew she didn’t actually mean it, but it had become the Lemon Brand.
“Maybe I don’t want to be a bitch anymore. Can I not be nice for once? Sincerely nice? Would you hate it if I let my guard down for a damn day?”
Lemon seemed hurt. Genuinely upset, as if she was asking herself these questions instead of Priyanka. But still, she was so confused. Why was Lemon acting so differently? Was she sick of her? 
“You’re not scared of hurting my feelings are you? Because that-”
“Oh my God, Priyanka. It’s not always about you!”
Except in this situation it was absolutely all about Priyanka, just not in the way she was insinuating. It just didn’t feel right anymore, to have this banter between them. Sometimes Lemon wished she could give a compliment without slapping something she didn’t mean on the end of it. Sometimes she wished she could be able to give Priyanka some kind of clue about what she was feeling, but it was just impossible to be so serious with her. 
“Then what is it about? I promise I’ll drop it if you just explain what’s wrong, I know there’s a reason you haven’t been acting like yourself”
There was no response. Lemon avoided her eyes, looking down into her lap. When Priyanka followed her gaze she found her picking at her fingernails, she noticed her hands were shaking a little. Not much, but just enough to show that she was convincing herself to say something. Priyanka couldn’t lie, she was a little scared. It was unlike Lemon to be so dramatic and secretive about something, especially with Priyanka. They knew almost everything about each other, and they liked it that way. Things had always been so comfortable between them, they could say anything without worrying about the others' reaction. So why was Lemon biting her tongue all of a sudden?
“It just doesn’t feel right anymore, to joke around like that” Her voice was small, reluctant even. Yet, it still didn’t clarify anything to Priyanka, who was still just as confused as before.
“What do you mean?”
Lemon just shook her head and hid her face behind her hands. A muffled “It doesn’t matter” was the closest thing to an answer Pri received. She didn’t know what to do. She’d never seen Lemon like this, so timid. Scared. For someone who constantly said ‘deluded self-confidence’ ws her brand, she surely wasn’t being confident in any sense of the word. Meanwhile, Priyanka softly insisted that whatever the problem was, it did matter. It mattered because she was clearly upset. It mattered because it was stopping Lemon from talking to her. It mattered to Priyanka because it clearly mattered to Lemon.
After Priyanka had tried her best to keep her friend calm and to get her to open up, Lemon’s eyes slowly became glassy. Her lower lip quivered before a tear was shed and soon enough Priyanka was opening her arms and muttering a “c’mere, don’t cry”. It was all ‘you’ll be okay’ and ‘I’ve got you, don’t worry’, until Priyanka’s shirt had a small mascara stain and Lemon pulled away, wiping her eyes and apologising for getting makeup on her shirt. Priyanka didn’t care. If anything, she was just happy Lemon finally let it out, even though she still had no idea what ‘it’ was. 
“You know you can literally tell me anything, right?” 
Lemon sniffled, and nodded with a giggle. She knew she could trust Priyanka, she always had. She just didn’t know if she trusted herself to handle being rejected. But there was no getting out of this one anymore. There was no more running away, no more distancing herself. It was time to bite the bullet. Deep breaths.
“I, uh, I guess I’ve been acting so weird around you because…”
How the fuck was she supposed to say this? 
“It’s okay, Lemon, you trust me right?” Priyanka leaned forward ever so slightly to wipe a stray tear from Lemon’s cheek as she gave a miniscule nod in response.
“Well, I think I just wanted to distance myself for a while? Not because I don’t want to spend time with you! It’s quite the opposite really.”
She could see the cogs turning in Lemons head, trying to think of something else to say, and part of Priyanka wanted to ask Lemon to elaborate. But the other part of Priyanka was thinking about how right it felt to touch Lemon’s cheek, and how close their bodies were, and how pretty Lemon looked. And the way Lemon was looking at her. It was as if she hung all the stars in the sky right then and there, just for Lemon.
And suddenly it all made sense. And Priyanka felt so, so dumb for not noticing it sooner. 
“Wait, Lemon. I get it.”
“No, I really don’t think you do-” She chuckled, not because it was funny, but because there was no way Priyanka knew where she was going with this. She’d tried so hard to hide it from her. But then again, she could never keep something from her for very long anyways.
“Come here” Lemon obliged, slowly scooting herself closer to the girl, watching as her eyes flickered down for just a second and she took a deep breath. 
Maybe Priyanka did get it. 
“You want to kiss me, don’t you?” It was a whisper. A dare. Lemon was happy to accept it.
“And what if I do?” She had no idea where the short burst of confidence came from, or what allowed her to flirt back, but she did it anyway. Maybe it was the way their faces were slowly inching closer together. Maybe it was the way they had locked eyes so intensely she could suddenly see every fleck of colour in Priyanka’s iris’. 
“Then I think you should.”
And Lemon didn’t need to be told twice. She wrapped her arms around Priyanka’s neck, letting her initiate the kiss. She let herself let go of thought, let go of worries about what this made them, and just kissed back as if her life depended on it. Somehow it felt like it did. The kiss itself was soft, the pair much more concerned with letting each other know how they felt more than anything else.
When they eventually pulled apart with plump lips and flushed cheeks, a satisfied smirk sat on Lemon’s lips. 
“I don’t think I wanna be friends anymore”
“Yeah, me neither”
They’d need to have a longer conversation, about what they were now (though they had an idea or two) and how things would change. But for now, both girls were pretty content with lips pressed together and hands tangled in hair.
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yeah i followed you back when you posted newsies stuff and i don't know anything about the witcher but ur still a cool person even if i don't understand most of your content lol
okay okay here's a crash course in the witcher:
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geralt
needs a nap
the so called witcher the show is named after
hasn't felt an emotion in at least 100 years
horse girl at heart
tired of getting mixed up in peoples bullshit after he killed a bunch of people and got a bad rap for it
kills monsters for a living 
vocabulary consists entirely of “fuck” “shit” and “hmm”
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yennefer
a sorceress 
wants to be a mom but cannot
shoots fire at some assholes 
has sexy times with geralt
does not like the ridiculous bard
was born a hunchback with severe scoliosis that got fixed when she became a sorceress 
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ciri
a princess of a kingdom that no longer exists
does a lot of running from evil dudes trying to kill her
is geralts like sort of adopted kid kind of 
magical screams
pretty much every one shes ever loved is dead
a literal child
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renfri
another princess
has like some knives and stuff
shames geralt for talking to his horse
has like a fun little gang 
gets killed with her fun little gang by geralt
literally only in one ep
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roach
geralts horse and best friend
the secret star of the show
best good girl
has all the brain cells 
gives geralt boops with her long snoot
puts up with a lot of bullshit 
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triss
another sorceress 
geralts friend 
also zaps some bad guys with yennefer 
specializes in healing magic 
heals geralt once or twice or maybe a bunch of times
generally is slept on and deserves better
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dara
an elf
one of the few surviving ones from the elf genocides 
has a funky little hat to hide his ears
meets ciri in the woods and they wander around together 
saves ciris life a few times 
ends up abandoning her to protect himself 
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calanthe
a queen (like a literal one)
ciris grandma 
is also dead
generally kind of a badass
is feared by everyone 
invites geralt to sit at her table of honor once 
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the ridiculous bard jaskier
a bard with a lute and too much to say
follows geralt around like a lost puppy and sings embellished songs about him to fix his reputation 
dresses geralt up like a sad silk trader once
gets zapped by a djinn and is therefore disliked by yennefer
wears very bright clothes that are not conducive for travel
is not allowed to touch roach
okay there are like a billion other side characters in the show but im too lazy to list all of them and most of them are villains. but. theres some other fun important people from the games/books that are coming in s2 that are important and they are:
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eskel
another witcher
got his training with geralt and they are Bros (or more depending on how you look at it)
has a big ol face scar from a kid he sort of adopted 
has a goat (or several) 
banged a succubi once for clout
thicc
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lambert
yet another witcher
younger than eskel and gerald but still bros 
an asshole 
friends with another witcher from a different school named aiden who was mentioned once in the games and aparently died but no one can prove that so as far as were all concerned he's alive and theyre dating
generally just a prick 
has brain cells but doesnt use them
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vesemir
the dad witcher
eskel, geralt and lamberts father figure 
kinda like well known and sort of a legend 
old as shit
makes sure none of his kids succumb to stupidity
has the braincells 
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coen
another witcher but from a different school than vesemir, geralt, lambert and eskel
spends winters with all the witcher gang tho
had the chicken pox as a kid
helped to train ciri
died in the books
aparently looks unusual for a witchier
there is also: valdo marx (jaskiers rival), lil bleater (eskels goat), and aiden (lamberts boyfriend even though thats not canon)
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eponinemylove · 4 years
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aftg tattoo/flower shop au
@essence-29
so it’s wymack’s parlor and he still technically runs it and everything but he’s tired most of the time and he lets kevin pretty much take over
kevin has almost no tattoos himself except one he got that he deeply regrets (in my mind it’s bc riko was his piece of shit ex boyf and pretty much made him get it, but however u want to imagine the backstory of this tattoo is up to you)
anyway he runs the shop with his dad. matt, renee, and seth all work there
andrew runs the flower shop around the corner (managed by betsy). he could not give less of a damn about the parlor tbh. he barely noticed it existed
he’s more of a piercings guy anyway but it’s not like he’s against tattoos
at least, he didn’t care about the parlor until him and renee became friends
i imagine they met at the flower shop when she came in and ordered some for allison. maybe they started seeing each other around more and more, and you know how andrew makes friends. he probably followed her to work one day and they went from there.
either way they’re besties and they work on the same block. so andrew goes in and out of the tattoo parlor fairly often to pick up renee or have lunch.
him and kevin obviously run into each other at some point, probably more often than not
at first they ignored each other’s presence but then andrew started to notice kevin
tattoo artist without (many) tattoos? interesting. he won’t talk about the tattoo he does have? very interesting. he flinched when someone dropped a glass of something and it shattered? now you have his attention
and of course kevin can’t help but notice the hot, 5-foot-nothing guy who comes in at least once a week to harass his patrons and distract his employees
both of which are definitely crimes andrew commits regularly around the parlor
andrew invites kevin out for drinks one night after they’ve been noticing each other for a while. it’s not flirtatious or romantic, but it does feel... weighted. kevin goes. renee and the others are there too, vaguely, but he still manages to end up spending most of the night alone with andrew
they talk. a lot. it’s really slow going because neither one of them particularly feels like talking, but they do. or they come to a mutual understanding at least
they have a weird relationship after that that none of kevin’s friends or andrews relatives can even pretend to understand, but you know what? whatever. they’re KevinAndAndrew
i don’t want to say they’re attached at the hip, but they totally are. anywhere kevin is, andrew follows, especially if kevin is drinking. and they’re not even nice to each other. that’s the confusing part for the others. just looking at them, you wouldn’t even think they were friends, much less maybe-kind of-dating?
so this goes on for a couple of months, and just when everyone thinks they’re getting used to it, neil comes in
literally no one was ready for him. he shows up at the tattoo parlor one day and just applies for a job. no resume, no interview. straight up walks up to the front desk and asks for a job
kevin wants to throw him on his ass but matt says the least they could do was interview the guy
(neil probably looks all kinds of a mess. not like insane or dirty, but just generally disheveled and exhausted and... neil. he looks like neil)
kevin still thinks this is a waste of time, but he lets neil show him what he’s got
no one was expecting neil, but they definitely weren’t expecting him to be so goddamn good
it’s hard to tell if he’s a natural or has actually had years of hardwork and practice, but he’s an amazing artist and he knows his way around a needle
so they hire him.
matt becomes quick friends with neil. seth and neil don’t get along, per se, but they’re almost the exact same brand of asshole so there is a sort of solidarity between them
renee obviously is nothing if not entirely pleasant to neil, but he still has issues trusting her
and kevin? well kevin kind of hates his newest hire
he complains to andrew about him nonstop. about how he’s stupidly talented and a complete bastard and gets along with people but in a chaotic sort of way that makes kevin anxious and annoyed and
kevin has a lot to say and andrew is more than inclined to listen
it’s a surprise to no one when andrew is in the parlor the next day, scoping out neil for himself
oh, and i should mention that neil has literally NO tattoos. not even one. (his mother would never allow something so easily recognizable)
neil barely notices andrew until he confronts him after his shift. i don’t know what he would say, but it would go pretty much like how their meeting went in the books, just probably without the racquet
a fight immediately breaks out that matt and kevin have to break up. renee knows better
yeah neil and andrew don’t get along
andrew is very interested though. so he does what andrew always does. he gets nosy. and personal. and mean
it takes him a surprisingly long time to find any information on neil. he thinks it might be a fake name and kevin assures him that it’s definitely likely, which helps exactly none.
eventually the only thing he manages to gather is that neil has one hell of a temper and could start a fight in an empty room. he also won’t take any shit from anyone, whether it’s from andrew or some random Karen screaming at one of his coworkers for giving her daughter a tattoo she didn’t approve of. he can and will tear someone to shreds, and as much as kevin hates it (“Neil that’s bad for business, you can’t verbally abuse the clients”), andrew is very amused
kevin secretly also really likes neil. it’s hard not to—he says everything kevin wouldn’t dream of and sees through all of kevin’s bullshit. also he’s ridiculously hot and incredibly good at his job, and there’s nothing kevin appreciates more than talent and competence
after, idk, a month? of getting nowhere to unraveling neil’s past, andrew invites him for drinks.
kevin is there of course and pre-approved the decision. matt comes along bc he doesn’t trust andrew in the slightest and he loves neil. renee is there to make sure no one actually gets murdered. seth just shows up bc he thinks something funny might happen, like another fight
not strictly relevant, but allison, dan, and nicky working at the bar/club they frequent??? a Concept.
andrew and kevin are both pretty surprised to find out that neil doesn’t drink. they try and “convince” him otherwise, but neil refuses and short of drugging him, there’s not really anything they can do
nothing really happens the first couple of hours. nicky flirts with neil a couple of times, neil doesn’t notice, the usual. things take a turn when neil spots kevin’s tattoo. other than that, the night was a bust
since this is an au, idgaf what’s in their past. reader interpretation, use ur imagination, go crazy. however, whatever kevin was involved with, neil was somehow tangled up in too. that part stays the same
he doesn’t mention it
he doesn’t mention it
he doesn’t mention it
and then, of course, he mentions it
it’s not on purpose or in anyway eloquent. they probably get into some sort of fight while closing up and it just slips out
there’s a moment of “oh shit”, the complete understanding that passes through the two of them
they don’t mention it
except they do, because andrew finds out
he and neil have a another “talk” bc yeah andrew might run the flower shop, but if neil brings trouble from kevin’s past back to him now, when he’s doing so much better, andrew can and will actually commit homicide
and that’s the start of their relationship!
well, no, not really. neil still takes a while to warm up to them, and a while longer to start feeling any sort of romantic attraction to them. and of course that’s after he realizes they’re even a couple, because trust me, with those two is always questionable whether or not they’re even friends. or acquaintances. or on speaking terms
also they have to eventually talk about everything. set boundaries, clear the air. neil gives them piece by piece looks into his past. it’s slow work, but it’s a little bit of trust given by someone who has never trusted anyone before.
yeah so anyways everyone thought KevinAndAndrew was confusing? well they don’t know what the fuck is going on with KevinAndAndrewAndNeil
what they do know is that kevin and neil do some of the best tattoos in the country. what they do know is that andrew and neil take smoke breaks together in the back alley, halfway between their two shops. what they do know is that andrew and kevin have adopted neil into their relationship and the three of them are so close-knit, it almost becomes impossible to find one away from the others at any given moment
what they do know is that at least twice a week, the short, blond, very scary flower-shop guy walks into a tattoo parlor and a 6-foot tall intimidating tattoo artist and 5’3 ginger with a sharp tongue and sharper attitude immediately stop what they’re doing and go meet him
that’s pretty much it. scary blonde who sells roses for a living falls for scary tattoo artist who doesn’t seem to believe in tattoos. both these idiots then fall for the (not at first glance) scary new guy who is obviously trouble, because this is a tatto/flower shop au, and everyone loves the broken badass with a heart of gold.
there’s something to be said here about the most intimidating and kick-ass power couple (throuple?) ever
also it’s funny bc based on appearances alone, everyone expects neil to run the flower shop, and kevin and andrew to do tattoos. boy are they in for a surprise though, because andrew knows every single flower you could ever think of sticking in a bouquet, and neil could operate a tattoo gun blindfolded
ALSO they all get matching tattoos at some point bc they’re idiots and in love and it probably has a whole crap ton of heartfelt meaning that i don’t want to explain bc i feel like i’ve rambled forever at this point and still said nothing significant
oh and neil 100% gives kevin a coverup, replacing his old tattoo with something else.
there’s all kinds of plants decorating the parlor courtesy of andrews shop, and neil and kevin design andrew’s logo
and betsy makes everyone flower crowns at some point. andrew refuses to acknowledge it i’m any way, but dutifully wears it regardless. neil wears it to work the entire day, and after hangs it in his office-thing. whatever tattoo parlors have. kevin straight up refuses to wear it but neil wears him down and he puts it on for like 20 minutes. there’s even pictures to prove it
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kirnet · 3 years
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kirnet is like super important to me bc she’s a good person but she really struggles with it? like she’s kind but not nice and she generally wants to do things for the greater good and help those she comes across but at the same time she has no reservations about like. crimes against humanity if they’re for a cause. and she tries very very hard to be her best but also she’s so angry and tired and burned out and sick of the jedi and the sith and their bullshit but she’s still trying!!!!
i think its kind of summed up with atton’s “don’t start rubbing off on me” and approval when ur helping the refugees and also with mira’s “i never used to kill before you and now i do it without thinking.” like she’ll go out of her way to help somebody! and also murder is ok and she doesn’t feel guilty about it, especially if those people were assholes! she just has these darker underhanded tendencies that she feels like she should feel bad about but she just doesn’t. because at the end of the day it gets shit done and she believes the ends usually justify the means (which is why she would have turned against revan if she was just being a sith warlord for the hell of it, but is she new revan’s plan to strengthen the republic against a future threat she would have helped)
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an-animagoose · 3 years
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Abel info dump 2 me about ur ocs challenge
alright its 12am and i dont expect this to make sense, read at your own risk but heres a bullshit couple paragraphs on ashley underwood, 
this is mostly ash because i think about her the most and this will make no sense because i haven't talked about her in literal months. ash is very complicated to me because i messed a lot with her characterization for a while and i still do, and i constantly wonder if I'm just shoving her into something convenient and stereotypical and therefore lessening her value, and then i decided that shes not real and i can make characters that don't make sense to anyone else but myself and i no longer also have to watch someone else take away pieces from her while i sit silently confused and hurt like i did before. anyway, she's very special to me because i put myself in her in a lot of small ways because she was the first oc i properly created. i made her originally for a fantasy storyline i was doing with some friends, and i thought she was very cool because she could do magic (doctor strange-esque, im not original) and then i gave her some trauma because its the next logical step. now i mostly think of her in all the modern aus that were created, and a lot of its with her old love interest (they had a very cool dynamic, sometimes childhood best friends to lovers, both with no idea how to be functional members of society, but i dont know if I'm like legally allowed to discuss them anymore so if i mention it once or twice my bad i just like knowing how my ocs act in relationships).  i don't really know how I'm supposed to write things so I'm just going to put some general information and then ramble for a billion words cool sorry
general things!! shes a disaster bisexual whos 5′8″ and surviving on coffee and spite, she has freckles and tan skin (half Spanish on her mom's side- speaking of her parents died when she was 10 either in a car accident or a murder I didn't make my mind up) very curly brown hair and worrying bags under her eyes. she can look intimidating at first because she has one of those resting bitch faces and a dislike of being alive (there's a little bit of mental illness as a treat) also I'm really tired writing this I'm so sorry
she's an English major- she loves books, spent most her teenage years with her nose in one because it was easier than talking to people and also they're Fucking Good, she has shelves filled with them and two copies of her favourites so she can fill one with notes and annotations and she cries is she ever accidentally ruins one, she never sleeps when she should, staying up till the early morning and then napping at every chance she gets (she has fallen asleep on all of her friends so often, and never makes it through the second hour of the movie unless it's important), she starfishes when she sleeps and is a nightmare to wake up because she will tell you rather impolitely to “leave her the fuck alone” (getting out of bed means dealing with the world and it's so tiring to do it over and over), she’s constantly cold, wrapped up in sweaters and if she's comfortable enough, clings to the closets human heater. speaking of, it takes her a while to warm up to people, used to absolutely shut herself off from getting close to people in fear of them leaving before going to ~therapy~.  she gets top grades in school because she works until shes burnt out and puts an overwhelming amount of pressure on herself, breaks down when she cant understand something in the first few tries because it feels like a failure, she does debate and writes poems and lyrics in beat up notebooks, hides them when people come over and owns like 3 guitars, sings unreasonably well and has scarily specific playlists, has round glasses she only wears when she has to because she cant see shit far away, catches colds often, brushes them off till shes forced into a bed, she studies the stars because theyre beautiful and unattainable and reads psychology books and likes true crime but only when theres a satisfying ending, she shows love through acts of service and physical touch, likes receiving quality time and words of affirmation, she takes polaroids of all her friends and sticks a bunch to her wall so she can stare at them and know that things are worth it now, has posters and art to remind herself of the little joys in life, will fight you about the star wars movies, overly competitive in a lot of things (mario-kart is a dangerous fucking game), curses a lot, stress bakes and cries when something goes slightly wrong, accidentally collects a following on tiktok from shitposting at 4am and having a nice aesthetic (and being pretty), would be the mysterious girl who you see/works at the bookstore/coffee-shop and fall a little bit in love with, writes essays last minute due to chronic procrastination and still aces it, is a ravenclaw, would be a child of hades in the pjo universe, would play outside hitter in volleyball (yes there was a haikyuu au), would be bassist in a band. i think this is all i can think of tonight because my eyes hurt but feel free to ask questions/ say anything honestly i really missed talking about my ocs and i have: many more that i will also talk about if anyone wants me to, (please. my inbox is so open please tell me abt ur ocs too i think its so fun)
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I don't expect a super serious answer from this, but I'm just curious. in a perfect world, how would hs^2 be written? do you have any particular headcanons or plot lines that would be interesting to explore? I understand the hesitation in answering a question like this, because other people might try to discredit your critiques under the guise of "well its not ur headcanons so that's why ur mad". anyways, just curious because I respect your perspective and ideas
In complete honesty? The first thing I would consider vital is a diverse team of people - genuinely diverse - to consider every point of representation with. I’m talking people of different races (to avoid the anti-black coding of Gamzee), with mental illnesses (to avoid the ableism in both Gamzee and Dirk), with different gender identities (to more accurately and healthily portray Jade, Roxy, Vriska, June - any character we could feasibly want to make trans or nonbinary), with different romanticisms and sexualities (so that we could write genuine MLM and WLW relationships without falling into homophobic pitfalls; to avoid biphobic stereotypes), and overall, with different traumatic experiences and triggers (so that we could more accurately gauge what triggers would need to be tagged and how to go over them in an appropriate and respectful manner).
We could never be 100% perfect, but with a team like that, we could at least get close to it. 
Additionally, I’d bring back either fan prompts or closely listen to fan theories and conversations. Homestuck^2 was touted to be written with the fandom in mind; to consider the direction we were asking it to go in, while basing it around a general barebones structure. I’d want to make sure we were including as much of that in as humanly possible. So, if a fan theory seemed like it’d fit into the story? I’d want to include that with the rest of the text; if the fans liked a specific character? I’d want to try and include them more often. Little things to show that we’re listening and that we’re writing the story WITH the fans - like how early Homestuck used to be.
On an actual storyline basis, I really do love the concept of Meat and Candy; that there’s one timeline that goes off the rails and one that is very rigidly stuck to a track. I wouldn’t want to change that concept entirely, but I would want to make it more palpatable for people to read. 
This would mean, for me, absolutely getting rid of anything to do with Yiffany. I’d completely replace that with Dave and Jade having a child together via ectobiology; how Jade has to raise their child in Dave’s absence after he goes missing, how that affects her, who she turns to for comfort and help. 
I’d want to focus Candy more on that feeling of helplessness and dissociation. On John feeling adrift in a world that doesn’t quite connect with him, that doesn’t entirely feel real; how that would affect his relationships, his friends, his family. In this timeline, all of the rebellion stuff would be completely background to the interpersonal connections everyone has (the things that supposedly don’t matter, as is the point of Candy), with much more emphasis on how useless and frivolous the whole war is. It’d get to a point where nobody actually knows why they’re fighting anymore except for the fact that they are, and that even Jane, who started it out of a genuine fear for the human race, is getting tired of it, is losing resources, is starting to realise that she’s drifting away from her own child. 
A truce would be garnered, started by Jane who just very much wants to reconnect with her son, with Karkat taking on the role as troll emissiary. It features long talks in a large, empty room, pouring over papers, where Jane admits that she doesn’t actually know what anyone is up to these days, how long it’s been since she’s seen her husband, since she’s seen John, and Karkat quietly confesses that it’s been several years since he’s seen Dave or Jade, and that he misses them both. 
After that, a lot of the content of Candy would focus on healing. They would get back to their happily ever after, even though some things would never be the same, and there would still be inconsequentialities. It would also correspond with John coming to the slow realisation that he really doesn’t need a plot to be happy at all; that just because it doesn’t matter to the overarching story doesn’t mean it can’t matter to him. 
The Candy timeline, therefore, would close early; it would fade from our view just as Dirk feared, but it would be happy and content, and free from any further meddling. I’d essentially want to enforce this idea that, yes, we can still have happy endings - even if they aren’t “full of meaning”. They can still be satisfying.
The Meat timeline, on the other hand, would have a significant focus on Dirk and his attempts to continue the plot. I think it would be fun, admittedly, if nothing went the way he thought it would. That after all of his villany and his acceptance of destruction in order to facilitate something he thought would be better, he actually just lost complete and utter control. 
The plot isn’t something that he alone can continue. It’s created with character conflict, with motivations and rises and falls and losses and gains; trying to recreate SBURB, to try and restart the cycle, isn’t what a plot needs to be. It isn’t what he thinks it will do. 
I’m unsure if you’ve seen this recently, but there’s been a lot of fanwork around the Lord!Jake English idea that went around several years back (when people saw the Caliborn sona). Now, this I’d want to put into it. 
Jake, fed up with being stepped on, walked over, hurt, suffering from the trauma of being completely and utterly ruined by Dirk, absolutely flips shit. He chases after Dirk to seek revenge, to cut short whatever bullshit he’s trying to do, and therefore much of the comic becomes this constant back and forth with an increasing fear for Dirk the closer Jake gets as he traverses Paradox Space.
It’s very much clear that when Jake arrives, Dirk will lose. There’s no question about it. Nobody suggests that anything else will happen. There’s several arguments on Meat’s Earth C over whether or not they should try to stop Jake, or let him stop Dirk - and whether or not Jake will calm down afterwards or continue his rampage. 
In the end, Dirk fails. Jake catches up to him, and just before he hits the killing blow, the entire thing goes dark. Our narrator dead, the plot abandoned; there is nothing more to see. This I would want to use to enforce the idea that, yes, plot can still be satisfying as hell and still have integral moments and be heavy and harsh - but it can also end in a way that leaves open questions because that shows that it isn’t the best ending you can get. 
And then we jump back to Terezi, using her Seer powers. Both timelines have been her trying to use her powers to See what’s in store, where she should go, what she should do. She’s still floating through Paradox Space, looking for Vriska, and as such she’s met with this... sort of internal dilemma. 
She knows, now, that the chances of her dying out here are high. She also knows that even if she does survive, she’s pretty much never going to see Vriska again anyway. She knows there’s a chance at a happier relationship with John, and that the only way she can get that is if she somehow manages to make a timeline where Meat and Candy merge together at once. 
So, she flies back. She manages to arrive on Earth C the day of John’s big decision, and interrupts him before he can go to the picnic. Through their dialogue, John gets it stuck in his head that, hey, there’s something BIGGER out here that you need to do, but you need to do that amazing thing again where you make a third Choice.
When John arrives at the picnic, he decides to eat some of the pumpkin instead - to which you might be thinking, what pumpkin? The one he put there, of course, using his retcon powers.
So we start on the Pumpkin timeline, written entirely in the 1st person narrative from John’s POV. It’s a completely biased interpretation of what’s going on, but it’s honest to John’s own thoughts and feelings, too, allowing everyone to act the way they usually would do without any influence, but still having a narrative touch. 
It shows John actively fighting to free the timeline from Dirk’s and Alternate Calliope’s narrative controls, those little hooks they’ve planted in it since time began, with a lot of back-and-forth as the two talk to John through the narration (which, he hears their voices as thoughts in his head). 
John attempts to free them both from their own biases and chains, encouraging Alternate!Calliope to leave the space she’s isolated herself in and join Earth C while convincing Dirk to undo the bullshit villain schtick he’s on (and that plot or no plot, there’s still a reason worth living for). 
It’d be a timeline filled with references back to original Homestuck (and funny quips from both Alternate!Calliope and Dirk along the way), a lot of morality discussion, plenty of theorising on narrative control and arcs and the placement of plot and fluff in a satisfying story, and have plenty of representation and romance and hints towards kids, too (such as nonbinary RoxyJaneCallie, DaveJadeKat, aromantic Jake, JohnDirk [because I couldn’t stop myself, honestly, with how their Classpects work so well hand in hand], and definitely RoseMary being the first to adopt a child that they absolutely do not call Vriska). 
It’d fill plotholes the fandom wants to be filled, and it’d have drama, of course, in the form of figuring out a way to destroy Lord English that doesn’t inherently lead to the Candy timeline. But it’d go back and forth between the heavy, plot-filled moments and the slower, relationship-based moments, with more humanising and development of Dirk and Alternate!Calliope and John as rounded characters.
That’s the best my tired mind can come up with right now. It’s something I’ve daydreamed about a lot, actually; how I’d rewrite Homestuck^2, or what my own ending to Homestuck would be using it as a foundation. I hope it makes sense! It’s a fun little thought experiment, honestly.
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jalapeno-princess · 5 years
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My Heart is Yours
Mark Tuan x Reader
Word count: 3.5k
Genre: Angst with a happy ending (I can’t write angst to save my life)
Summary: You and Mark have been fooling around together for months. Over the course of your untitled relationship, you find yourself falling in love with him. But the problem is, he has a girlfriend.
A/N: The first time I heard this song, I immediately fell in love with it and it has been on repeat for the last few days. Niki is amazing and it inspired me to write this. I miss Mark so much and I can’t wait for their comeback.
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You: It’s over
You: I can’t do this anymore
You felt tears building up at the corner of your eyes and you couldn’t hold them in anymore. As much as you didn’t want to seem weak, nor did you want to cry over him, you couldn’t help but release those tears of frustration that you’ve been holding in for the last six months. You wish you could hate him, but you were just as much at fault for this as he was. Plus, you had no real reason to be upset. You knew exactly what this was from the beginning. He had a girlfriend. 
When the two of you met at one of your mutual friend Jackson’s party, you knew you’d end up together in bed at the end of the night with the way he couldn’t keep his eyes or hands off of you. And you couldn’t have been more right. The two of you found yourselves in Jackson’s bedroom naked with your bodies intertwined. He was a very passionate and rough yet generous lover. He made you scream and squirm in ways that no man has ever done before. When you woke up next morning to an empty bed, you weren’t surprised. As handsome as Mark was and as great as the sex was, he had made it known he wasn’t interested in having a relationship with you. If he was, he would’ve learned your name before blowing your back out. However, you got a text just two days later asking if he could come over. At first, you were curious as to how he got your number, but you knew it had to do a lot with Jackson. 
Once you opened the door, he was all over you. His tongue mapped your entire body as your hands found purchase in his hair. His name left your lips like a prayer, yet that wasn’t the reason you were on your knees that night. From that night on, the two of you had sex almost every single day. He’s told you that sex with you was his favorite past time. But he also set some ground rules. Nobody could know about the two of you and this was strictly all just sex. It wasn’t even a friends with benefits situation. The two of you could not be seen together in public. You were curious as to why he didn’t want to at least be friends and it stung that all he wanted you for was your body. But you didn’t care. You wanted him in any way you could have him. Even if this meant being his dirty little secret. 
Although this thing going on between the two of you was never set in stone, nor did he say what it was, you already knew. You were just his sex toy. However, you were getting to a point where you were tired of just fooling around with someone. You wanted to kiss him, hold him, go on cute dates with him, spend time with him, you wanted him to be yours. It wasn’t till two months in to your fling that you found out he was already in a relationship. You were surprised you didn’t find out earlier seeing as how you follow him on social media. But you wouldn’t think he had a girlfriend seeing as how the two of you were together almost every single night. One day, you went out to lunch with your friends Youngjae and Bambam. Everything seemed to be going great, until you heard the door open and looked up to see who was coming in. Seeing their hands intertwined caused your heart to sink immediately and you were no longer hungry. His girlfriend was beautiful. Of course he would date someone like her. But if he had a girlfriend like that, why was he still messing around with you? You weren’t anything special. A part of you wanted to go up to him and slap him in the face for cheating on his girlfriend and for leading you on, but you knew you couldn’t. You were his secret for a reason. And the girl with the nice long legs, pink cheeks and shiny, brown hair was that reason. 
When his eyes landed on you, he looked as if he saw a ghost. You wanted to cry right then and there, but you didn’t want your friends thinking anything was wrong. To your dismay, Bambam called them over and started talking to them. You could feel his eyes on you but you refused to look up at him. His girlfriend introduced herself to you and even reached out to shake your hand, but you just smiled and politely declined. You didn’t want to seem rude, but this girl had your heart in her hands. You couldn’t just sit there acting like everything was fine knowing you were fucking her boyfriend behind her back. As they went to go sit down, you felt your phone vibrate and you knew it was Mark. But you ignored it. Sure, you wanted an explanation, but you didn’t need it at the moment. You wanted nothing to do with him. Once the three of you were done, they asked if you wanted to go with them to the movies but you told them you weren’t feeling all too well. When you got back to your apartment, that’s when you decided to see what he said.
Mark: We need to talk
Mark: I can explain
You wish you could use your brain instead of your heart, but you couldn’t. Especially when it came to Mark. You knew you’d do anything he’d ask of you. That’s why you let him in to your apartment, listened to him explain the whole situation no matter how stupid it sounded and found him in your bed at the end of the night. As wrong as it was to fool around with someone else’s boyfriend and how you should’ve ended it as soon as you saw them walk in to the diner together that day, you finally came to terms that you were in love with Mark. And you didn’t care that he didn’t feel the same about you. You felt bad for doing this to his girlfriend, but he was allowing it to happen, so you could too. If he really loved his girlfriend, he wouldn’t feel right cheating on her with you. He was your favorite drug. You couldn’t get enough of him and by the way he came over to your place every night, you were his too. Did his girlfriend not think something was up? Where did she think he was at night and sometimes in the morning when the two of you would have morning sex or sometimes just stay in and cuddle? 
That’s what started confusing you. As the months went by, the sex turned in to something more. Well, to you. But you were sure that Mark knew what he was doing. Some nights, he would come over with food and the two of you would talk about your day. There were days where the two of you wouldn’t even have sex.
You found yourselves playing video games, watching movies and you even talked him in to painting once. The calls and text messages started getting more and more constant. If he had a shitty day or had a question, he wouldn’t hesitate to get in touch with you. Sometimes he texted you random things and it made you feel like it’s because he just wanted to talk to you. The thought made your cheeks warm. However, you didn’t want to bring it up to him in case he stopped it all together.
This is why you found yourself wanting to end things with him. The longer your affair continued, the deeper you’d fall for him and the more your heart would break. You knew every time he left your place, he would go see her right after. When you were younger, you told yourself that you’d never let a guy play you nor would you stay in a relationship if your boyfriend were to cheat on you. Although Mark wasn’t your boyfriend, he was still a cheater and even if he were to break up with his girlfriend and start dating you, would he do the same to you? How did you not know he wasn’t already seeing other girls? 
Once you sent that message, you cried for what felt like hours. He didn’t deserve you nor did he deserve your tears. You weren’t only crying because of everything he put you through in these last few months. You were crying at the thought of losing him and no longer having him in your life. But isn’t this what you wanted? Wouldn’t you rather be without him than to continue being played by him? After a good twenty minutes of letting it all out, you found yourself walking to your kitchen and grabbing a bottle of red wine while sitting on your kitchen floor.
“Fuck Mark Tuan. I hate his stupid guts.”
It was quite the opposite actually. You had a love for Mark that you haven’t felt for anyone before. It’s as if he was the only true source of happiness in your life. But he obviously didn’t care about you as much as you did for him because he wouldn’t be putting you in this kind of situation if he genuinely cared about you. Once you finished the whole bottle, you found yourself falling asleep on the cold, granite floor. 
A few hours later, you woke up to someone pounding on your door. It didn’t take you long to come to your senses and you weren’t surprised to see who it was when you looked through the peep hole. Your heart sank as much as it fluttered. He actually came. He could’ve just accepted that you were done and just call it quits. But here he was, standing outside of your door waiting to see you. A part of you wanted to leave him outside and pretend you were still sleeping but another part of you, the part that was in love with him, decided to open the door.
“What are you-“ he shook his head and walked past you.
“Don’t ask me what I’m doing here. You know exactly why I’m here. What the fuck do you mean it’s over? You’re joking right? You don’t mean that.” You furrowed your brows and sighed at him.
“I meant exactly what I said Mark. I’m sick and tired of this bullshit situation. I don’t want to be your play thing anymore. I’m a fucking human being. Not a damn toy. You play with my feelings and use me only when it’s convenient for you. You have a fucking girlfriend Mark! You’re playing the both of us and I let this go on for too long. So yes, I’m done. I want nothing to do with you anymore.” He walked towards you but you held your hand out, not wanting him to come any closer because if he did, you were fucked. If he were to kiss you, hold you or even touch you, you were done for. 
“You never seemed to have a problem with the fact that I have a girlfriend every time I rearranged your guts and fucked your brains out. We’ve been doing this for months y/n. There’s something you’re not telling me and I want to know what it is. I refuse to give you up that easily. I can’t lose you y/n. And don’t give me that “I have a girlfriend” bullshit.”
You couldn’t take it anymore. You had to tell him how you felt. Even if he were to get mad at you for falling for him or not reciprocate your feelings, you wanted him to leave you alone and leave your life completely. Sure, you would miss him. But you’d get over it. If you kept letting him walk all over you, there would be nothing left of you. One could only take so much and you were done.
“I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU OKAY? You happy? I said it! I made the stupid mistake of falling in love with you and I don’t know what to do but to end it. There’s no point of being in love with you. You’re not mine and you’re never going to be mine. And how can you lose me when I wasn’t yours to begin with? You wanted this to be strictly sex between us from the beginning. But then you started opening up to me and spending more time with me. There were times you came over and we didn’t even have sex. That’s why I started falling for you. For all those times you made me laugh over your shitty ass movie choices, to the time where you held me as I cried because school is so difficult, I fell for you. I wanted nothing but you. That’s why I was okay with fooling around with you. And it has nothing to do with your girlfriend. As bad as it sounds, I don’t feel any ounce of regret for doing this to her. I would still continue this agreement of ours but I can’t anymore. Loving you is going to be the death of me and I don’t want to die Mark. I want to live. Even if it means without you.” 
The two of you stood there in silence and you felt good for letting it all out. When you looked up at him, you noticed the blank stare on his face and took this as a negative sign.
“I said everything I needed to say. Maybe you should go-“ before you could finish your sentence, his lips were on yours. He was kissing you with so much passion but you couldn’t find it in you to kiss him back. He had sucked up all the energy you had and you could no longer put up a fight for him.
“Kiss me back..please..” you sighed while hesitantly bringing your hands to cup his cheeks and gave in to him. “I love you. God y/n, I’ve been in love with you for the longest time but I didn’t want to say anything. I know. This situation is fucked up and I’m fucked up. I’m so fucking in love with you. I’m sure it’s hard to believe, but it’s true. I’ve been lying to myself for these last few months. When I met you that night at Jackson’s party, I knew I was done for. I knew sleeping with you while I was in a relationship was a bad idea and what was worse, was that I knew you were going to be more than just a one night stand to me. Once I had a taste of you, I knew this was going to be a reoccurring thing. I tried to get over you. I told myself I didn’t deserve you and that I would end us to focus on the relationship with my girlfriend but who was I kidding? I don’t love her. I’ve never loved her and I could never love anyone the way I love you. You have to believe me. Sure, I was in it for the sex in the beginning. Sex with you is an indescribable experience. But overtime, I started craving your presence and I knew I was in trouble. I know I told you this was strictly sex between us and that I didn’t want to be friends with you but that’s only because I had a feeling something like this was going to happen. I love the feeling of being in your arms. I love how your eyes light up when you talk about your passions and your dreams. I love seeing you smile when you beat me in halo. I love how safe and secure I feel with you. So yes, I’m in love with you too baby. I’ll do whatever you want me to do. I’ll break up with my girlfriend right now and I’ll wait for you as long as you need me to. But please don’t leave me. I can’t do this without you. You’re my person y/n. I need you.” 
You couldn’t believe he was telling you everything you wanted to hear. But did he really mean those words? No matter how genuine he seemed, what if it was his way of keeping you around. He could still stay with his girlfriend behind your back and you’d never know. Or worse, you’d let him and the cycle would continue. You were a firm believer of “once a cheater, always a cheater” so how could you be so sure that he wouldn’t do that to you if the two of you started dating? Before you could continue getting lost in your thoughts, Mark placed a gentle kiss on your lips to get your attention.
“What’s going on up there?”
He brushed some hair out of your face and glided his fingers along your cheek. You absentmindedly leaned in to his palm and frowned.
“How do I know you’re not just bullshitting all of this to keep me around just because you know I’ll stay no matter how much you hurt me? How do I know you’re not gonna stay with her and make me look stupid for taking you back? How do I know you’re not gonna cheat on me with someone else since it was so easy for you to do it to your girlfriend? If you really loved me, you would’ve broken up with her a long time ago. I love you so much Mark that it scares me. But love is just not enough anymore. I know this sounds hypocritical of me, but I don’t know what I’d do if you were to do to me what you’ve been doing to her. And what scares me is that I’ll probably keep running back to you no matter what. So please, if you love me like you say you do, then don’t hurt me anymore. Even if that means completely walking out of my life because you know you won’t be able to stay faithful to me. I would rather you be honest with me now than to lie to me and leave me in the dust later.” 
He lifted up your chin so that he could make eye contact with you, but you refused. You knew the tears were going to fall soon and you were surprised that they hadn’t just yet, but you knew it was because of how tired you were. The man in front of you didn’t deserve your tears. Hell, he didn’t deserve you either. But you belonged to him, because you gave him the right to own you.
“I don’t know what my future holds, but I know I want you to be in it. I can’t promise you that we won’t fight, or that we’ll have a perfect relationship. But I will promise you this, I love you, more than I’ve loved anyone or anything in this world. I’m sorry I’ve been taking advantage of you and putting you through all of this, but I want you y/n. I want to be with you. I want to be yours. I hate knowing I have the power to cause you so much pain. You don’t deserve that. And I don’t deserve you. But I can’t help myself. You’re all I want. I’m happiest when I’m with you. Before I met you, life was actual shit. It seemed to go by so slowly and nothing ever seemed to go my way. The only reason I stayed with her was pretty much because I didn’t want to be alone. And I didn’t break up with her after you and I started this fling because I couldn’t come to terms with the fact that I was in love with you. I’ve never been in love before and it scared me. Love is such a vulnerable thing and I didn’t believe in it until you came in to my life and all my worries went away. But I’m a hypocrite too. I was afraid if you knew how I felt about you and we were to start dating, that something bad would happen sooner or later and I’d end up hurt. But I was doing that to you this entire time. I’m sorry for everything y/n. If you want to end this, then we can stop it right now. I’ll do that for your sake. I just want you to be happy, even if it’s not with me. However, just know that I’m nothing without you. You’ve brought so much happiness and warmth in to my life. You’re everything to me.”
You surprised both yourself and Mark by bringing your lips to his and kissing him passionately. You knew you should’ve let him go. Especially if something negative were to happen in the future and you’d end up looking stupid for staying. But the handsome boy standing in front of you was your safe haven. He was your home like you were his. He was all that you knew. All you could do was pray that things would work out. Mark beamed at you and placed kisses along your face. “So..does this mean..” you nodded while placing your head on his chest and wrapped your arms around his waist.
“I’m yours.”
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peach-pops · 4 years
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hii can I get a romantic and platonic hq matchup? If not then just romantic tyty! I’m asian, 5’8, slim, aquarius, entp with long black hair. Pronouns are she/her and I am straight. I normally don’t wear a lot of makeup but I do like playing with it. I like going on hikes with my dogs and taking photos of them but also posing for photos! I’m super extra I’m always like “Take it again, I don’t like it” and gotta take pics of food before eating. Love fashion/high fashion; the world is my runway 1/3
Love history, literature, the sparknotes instagram acc, bugs (especially the shiny green beetles they’re so cute!) I‘m a romatic and romanticize a lot so I guess my aesthetic is a mix of of like dark/light academia and cottagecore but also gothic heroine lol idk just the aesthetic of my blog ig?I’m sassy and dramatic sometimes but I like that it makes my friends laugh. I can come off a little cold/aloof, like I be touch starved but I’d rather die than voice that out lmao tsun or what 🥴 || I come off as pretty confident but I struggle with feeling like I’m not enough so I need lots of validation. I can be extroverted but will need to recharge.I get annoyed pretty easily though and I tend to hold my feelings in a lot. I guess “my type” is someone who can make me laugh, feel secure, and def banter w/ me! Anthem would be Ruthless by The Marias. Sry this was long shdkmsf thank you!! 
Thank you for sending in a matchup and sorry it took so long! Also I am IN LOVE with your blogs aesthetic!!! Matchups are open and the rules are in my bio!
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I ship you with Kuroo!
Just gotta throw this out there but your dogs might love Kuroo more than you. I mean this dude SPOILS your dogs so much, sometimes even more than you like??? 
But dogs aside, he would be the best boyfriend. He’s super romantic so if he finds out there's a fancy restaurant that’s trending, he will definitely surprise you with flowers and a nice date. (and yes he will totally tease you about taking photos of ur food and will whine how you’re making the food cold)
His phone is literally only filled with pictures of you smiling and posing cause he is ✨in love ✨(and cause you make him take so many to find the right one) but he refuses to delete any of them.
( he is also the type of bf that will lie in goddamn dirty to take ur photos just so he can get the right angle and that's how you know he really loves you)
For a laid back date, it could either be you two just coming over to each others houses to study in bed or going to the library. There was a time where you told him you would be right back and that you just wanted to check out a certain section.
An hour later, he found you with a whole stack of books by your side as you just quietly read in the corner of the library Blair Witch style. 
You two will frequently banter about anything. Sometimes for the fun of it you’ll just start up a conversation that you know gets him a lil passionate just to mess with him. 
No matter how goofy or nerdy he can be, he is pretty protective of you and he does his best to make you feel secure, whether it’s emotionally like being able to pry your problems out when you have trouble expressing it or physically by being fairly protective of you ( so if ur not into his hand always around your waist/kisses in public, GOOD LUCK)
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I (platonically) ship you with Tsukishima!
I wish I could say Tsuki’s personality would mellow yours out but if anything, him as your best friend would only make you even more sassy and dramatic 
He just gives off that “ don’t start that bullshit with me” personality and will ALWAYS call you out on your shit so treat carefully. 
Don’t even THINK about ever bringing up Kuroo and how gushy you are for him cause Tsuki will flame you without a second thought. 
With him being so blunt and you being dramatic, it is the most entertaining thing EVER! And if you think he would be your photographer, PSH funny as if. 
“ Tsuki, take it again, I don’t like it.” 
“ How about you ask me nicely?”
“ Pleaseee can you take another one?” 
“ No take it yourself, my arm is getting tired.” 
IK it seems like he’s super mean to you but that’s just how you guys vibe. Like deadass you’re the only person who can make this guy laugh and he’s the only one can sass some sense into you when you’re having a fit 
ALSO pause for a moment cause imagine Tsuki with a dark academia aesthetic cause heck yes get on board 
Aesthetically, you guys are so intimidating and probably people are intimidated by you two in general but you guys just click 
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gayspock · 3 years
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anyways forever late... bake off ep 5
- anyways idk ive been deprssed as FUCK again i havent been able to watch bakeoff . fucking mento illness. but anwyays here we go
- also . this is so premature. i saw ppl gushing abt peter again and idk im jsut filled with rage. idk wht it is abt him tht i hate SO much....... i think its just all the praise hes getting when tbh. i havent been wowed by anything hes done. no offence peter. u have a smug little face. sick of it all.
- wait.... was i mad bc he stole sb from sura in ep 1. i think so.
- probabyl that.
- god i miss sura im so mad shes gone im so SAD shes gone . fuck it all and i think i know who leaves this ep sick of how i get spoilt so easily i like the bakeoff page on fb and i rarely check fb just for my unifessions page and they always jsut post spoilers. tired of it.
-OHW AIT. I FORGOT. HERMINE IS STILL HERE. I THINK. I HAVENT HEARD WHISPER OF HER BEING BOOTED. i hope she stays omg i lvoe her so much
- ok so cornish pasties first off??? thts weird like. I GET IT but also u kno... how much variation cn they do on those??? other than pastry designs?? and even thn like.... the kinda pastry u use for cornish pasties puff up and lose shape easily like hmm and huhhh?
- oh
- wAIT YOU JSUT MAN... PASTIES IN GENERAL . LIKE WHY DIDNT U SAY THT. FUCKIN LAURA OUT HERE WITH A CHEESE AND ONION. am i stupid i thought cornish pasty specifically meant,.... well cornish pasty and i thoguth it did come with some slight variations but tht it wa smostly same y hence the confusion like
-  hermine it looks very delicious i believe in you
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- im literally so sorry lottie i like u and ur cute but this is the most rancid british bullshit i have ever seen
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- mashed potato in a fucking pasty im going to die with the SAGE an all and the gravy. i cna just FEEL it coagulating and clogging up in my mouth bc u KNO bitish mash is just. rancid. and all of that with fucking pastry encompassing it yuck . its like tht fucking pie bap from the wigan place where ur just fighting layers of stodge and shit .
- this truly is hole less. nobody who serves me this is getting any hole ever
- of course you’d think it would sound nice paul i swear to FUCK you’d eat fucking mud from the ground and  cry abt it being spicy u rancid little worm of a man
- nevermind i hate peter’s too
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- literally FISH AND RICE it’d be so dry   . is this ONLY ME. IS IT ONLYme tht can imagine just biting into it and it jsut being......... flavourless and dry. am i insane. maybe i literally just have had bad experiences with haddock or whatever idk i dont remmeber wht tht shit taste like. rice is lush but idk abt it in a pasty like i really think u need sth else in there to help it or else its just so... idk man im just not sure if am a fan
- 4 MINUTE AD BREAKS. ARE YOU CLOWNS.... AM I AC CLOWNS. THIS IS SICK AND TWISTED, BAKE OFF.
- also fucking. there is something SO evil abt amazon releasing the corona flavoured adverts holllly shitttt<3
- cactulaly i like. get 0 exposure to adverts nowadays. i dont have a tv & i wouldnnt watch it if i did. and obvs mst of the time i have adblock on. so like.... so like.... i was PROTECTED but now i have 2 see all the rona based ads... oh  my GOD i hate it
- also what did i tell u peter. its DRY . ofc IT WOULD BE DRY. youve just got rice in a fucking pastry with FISH . IT’S BONE DRY. UGH
- LITERALLY WHY IS EVERYONE .... BC I SAW IT EVERYWHERE ELSE TOO. PPL ARE GOING ON ABT HOW PETER IS SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING WHEN LITERALLY. SINCE WEEK 1 WHEN HAS HE BEEN THAT GOOD? LIKE THEY ALWAYS HYPE HIM UP BUT THN DURING JUDGEMENT THEYRE LIKE “awh well its actually not tht good :(” BUT DONT MAKE A FUSS ABT IT
- (meanwhile not 2 call racism again but is aw a load of ppl blasting hermine and saying she was terrible... when literally shes been doin so well. she knocked it out the park again here. ofc she did<3)
  - OMG
- FOGGY
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- also literally hwy are u all putting RICE in ur pasties like. tht might be a thing but surely you would need to compensate with a load of sauce and flavour like.............. another dude. the dude i keep forgetting . dave. is it dave. idk he is literally the one tht WILL NOT stick in my mind the most forgettable shaped man. sorry dave. angyways like i dont think itd be terrible but like i said doesnt i need... sauce   and a LOT of it
- HOLY SHIT THIS TECHNICAL IS A DISASTER
- IM EVERYONE JUST EATING HSIT
- GOD LINDA IM SO SORRY
- IM SO SO SORRY LINDA
- “NOT BAD EFFORT” HEY PRUE? THESE WERE THE FIRST ECLAIRS THAT WEREN’T
 -i i really hope hermine does well in showstopper she’s really on road to starbake
- CAGED TARTS. ME IN LOCKDOWN.
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H.. HOW ARE OU PLANNIGN ION DOING THIS LOTTIE
literally i wish rowan was here JUST for this challenge  . he wouldnt be able to do it but, like, dave’s “louvre inspired tart” ......... we’re getting big rowan vibes from it all. he’d do something stupid and extra (or try to)
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OMG
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PASTRY SNAIL1 PASTRY SNAIL!
okay travis marcelroy (cant believe it took me this long to think of tht one) thats kinda funny
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- UH HEY BAKE OFF ARE WE JUST GONNA KEEP SAYING THW WORD G*PSY? OKAY. I FUCKING GUESS
- “UPMARKERT TART” MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3
- oh no
- TRAVIS MARCELROY YOU R BOTTLE
- hey
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bDONT SHOW ME AD S LIEK THIS I DONT LIKE IT I DONT LIKE IT SCARY
-  NMARC ITS SO PRETTY......
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 - come on HERMINE PU;L IT HOME LETS GET YUO STARBAKER GIRL ITS WHAT YOU DESERVE
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- THE
- IM
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(starts to see red)
- linda im so so sorry. man. this sucks
- BUT LOTTIE POP OFF I GUESS
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- they just RIPPED into travis marcelroy huh
- .
- L... LAURA?
- UOU GAVE S GTABRBAKER OTO ALRUAU?
- IM SEEING RED. IM ACTUALLUY SEEING FUCKING RED
- HERMINE...
LAURA CAME SO LOW DOWN IN THE FUKCING TECHNICAL
- HERMINE CAME SECOND AND SHE DID AMAZING IN THE SIGNATURE AND SHE DID SO WELL IN THE FUCKING SHOWSTOPPER HER BASE WAS JSUR A LITTLE THICK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU ALL FOR FUCKING REAL WHAT EVEN WAS LAURA’S FUCKING SIGNATURE AGAIN ID ONT REMEMBER DO YOU KNOW WHY BCAUSE IT WAS FORGETTABLE, WORTHLESS, I SIMPLY DO NOT CARE IM LIVID WHO WHY WHAT AND WHEN THIS IS
- THIS IS JUST
- IM AT MY FUCKING WITS END
- YOU..........................................................
- HERMINE ROBBED. FUCKING R O B B E D. THIS IS FOUL THIS IS VILE IM LITERALLY ENRAGED IM SO MAD IM NOT FINISHINGT HIS EP I KNO LINDA EATS IT OF SHE DOES IM SO MAD IM SO MAD
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ask-codeearasure · 4 years
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Questions and Answers
Question: Why did you combine Dreamtale and Mafiatale together for Dream and Nightmare?
Answer:
I did so because I thought it would be fun. I like to go with the most wacky and zany ideas because to me it’s fun. Think of Treasure Planet.
How can they breathe in space? Why are the spaceships like boats? I DON’T KNOW BUT IT’S FUN AND COOL AND FUCKING AMAZING!
I love that fun shit. Fuck serious shit, let me have my fun. But, also I like to add serious tones to it but the thing is, is that too much seriousness is not fun. Think of Teen Titans, it was a funny as shit show but also had serious undertones that would seemingly come up out of nowhere but it did so in a way that let the viewer take them seriously because of how they complimented the comedy. Angst and drama works in small bursts, but you can never have enough comedy. If you don’t let yourself have fun, you are going to lose interest in your own creation and no one wants that.
Also there was a deeper reason for this. A good while ago (fuck my memory) several people were having very serious issues with a guy called ManiaKnight, and his treatment towards people during these event things where he’d roleplay as several characters, such as Ink, Error and push narratives, however he’d use the characters to gaslight and manipulate those who had joined the events.
He made it all super dark, serious and edgy in the worst way possible and people wanted him to lighten it up via Dream. However for some reason Mania hated Dream and so out of spite he made Dream an Amalgamation, and thus normal Dream became a symbol of “Fuck you Mania” for the people who were tired if Mania’s bullshit.
A former friend of mine had vented to me about this so I designed Mafia!Dream to help encourage their “rebellion”. One thing led to another and here I am! We’ve been having fun with the characters since then.
Question: Is Error obsessed with Hazbin Hotel?
Answer:
No, I made a few Hazbin Hotel jokes in OOC because I fucking loved the pilot and couldn’t help myself because I’m a massive goober. Also FYI. Error is actually obsessed with Gambling, and doesn’t know Novella exists nor would he care that it exists.
My version of Error is not much like normal Error.
Question: Why’d you make Dream and Nightmare hoomans?? Nightmare looks like a onceler >:(
Answer:
The AU that my Nightmare and Dream are from requires them to go to the human world, so they need a human disguise. Thus they use illusions to make them look human. They’re not actually humans. They’re monsters with illusion magic. The humans in their AU don’t know that Monsters exist.
Let me elaborate, sorry for Spoilers.
Nightmare and Dream’s AU is extremely different from Dreamtale.
Mafia!Dreamtale is an AU where Dream and Nightmare are from two different realms of reality that they’re named after. The Nightmare Realm and the Dream Realm. Monsters are from these realms and consume desires and only feel certain emotions.
Dream Realm: They only feel Positive Emotions and eat Positive Desires
Nightmare Realm: They only feel Negative Emotions and eat Negative Desires.
They need to go to the human realm in order to collect these desires because the human realm is in the beginning of an Industrial Revolution and sleep has been practically outlawed because people are more concerned with progressing technology. In this AU Sleep Medicine and Alcohol are outlawed and give you time in prison if you’re caught with them.
Nightmare and Dream both make and sell these products. Nightmare sells alcohol, Dream sells Sleep Medication. Which is why they need to go to the human world and why they have the illusions.
Question: Are you tryna butcher every AU sans you come across gurl
Answer:
If by “butcher” you mean switch shit up and have fun. Then yes. Yes I am. I’m not trying to be accurate to the source material. You assuming that I’m trying to stay accurate to the source material is just that. An assumption. Not the truth.
Aren’t you tired of the same ideas over and over and over and over again? Let’s get extreme! Let’s go ham! LETS FUCKING GO! FUCK, KINGDOME HEARTS!TALE LETS GO -- okay but in all seriousness. Let’s look at all the AUs that we have. Where are the more zany ones? Where are some that just go weird and shit comes from seemingly left field before doing a nose dive into weirder territory? Why not have fun?
Fuck, I’ve seen Harry Potter meets My Little Pony fanfictions that are twice as fun than some of the AUs that I’ve seen.
Outertale is just Undertale but in Space! Can we go a little bit harder on the concept? Let’s push it just a little bit further. What else can we do with this concept? Are there space theme magic? What about when the monster’s die? Do they become dust? Stardust? Why not push the concept a bit further? What if they went supernova? What about that? Can we go further or are you just content with Undertale but in space? What if we made the story take place in the year 3000?
(Note: I don’t know much about Outertale. I only used it as an example.)
Question: Why is your Horror based on Japanese mythology?
Answer:
I wanted him to be different and I like going all out with my characters. I like basing them off of different things. I wanted my versions of the characters to be different. I didn’t want to be blatantly ripping off others. I know the originals are great! But I didn’t want to feel like I was ripping them off and claiming them as my own. But I also wanted to show off some individuality. I wanted to deviate for the sake of fun. I wanted to go all out. There is nothing wrong with changing things up.
Horror is actually mainly based off of the Blood Moon skins from League of Legends. But it got my interest in Japanese mythology going again so I decided to mix that in there BUT that is also because The Blood Moon Skins are based in Ionia a region on Runeterra (the world of League of Legends) that is based off of Japan and… well.. Asia in general. So I got those two things and mixed them together and started to switch shit up. Change the Blood Moon idea into something new! I want to make things different.
Question: Is Dust based off of Assassin’s Creed???
Answer:
I have never played Assassin’s Creed. The closest thing to it I’ve played is League of Legends’ Pyke, and Ekko; and with Watch_Dogs (the second one) but I haven’t gotten past the first level because I had to focus on my college education and I haven’t had the time to play through it.
Dust is based off of Alice in Wonderland, Alice: Through the Looking Glass, American McGee’s Alice, Alice: the Madness Returns, Dr. Spencer Ried from Criminal Minds, Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bamg Theory, Ekko the Boy Who Shattered Time from League of Legends, Visual Kei, and the image in this Youtube video: https://youtu.be/jJ0qDlyrGow
It’s weird that you came to such a conclusion because everyone else keeps telling me he looks like he’s from Kingdom Hearts, which is hilarious! Dear god, I don’t see either! Someone needs to break this down to me because I must be fucking blind.
(Ps. Please send the music artists in that video love, adoration, support, and money. They’re amazing and need more of everything positive.)
Question: Killer looks like a walking JoJo reference!!! Is he??
Answer:
Nope. I didn’t even watch Jojo when I designed him -- which reminds me I still need to binge the show. Killer is actually based off of Tanya Degurechaff from Saga of Tanya the Evil, and Edward Elric from FullMetal Alchemist and FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
His story will barely even reflect this. And I know what you’re thinking “So original/sarcasm” well there is no such thing as originality. As an artist (which writing even falls under). Everything is inspired and based on something.
To quote Picasso “Good artists copy, Great artists steal”. Now this can be taken in a horrible way but it’s talking about technique. You can steal a technique and those techniques are something you are even taught in art school. You can take inspirations and those inspirations are dependent on how they are used. In this context, the technique is a trope. Tropes are dependent on how they are used and executed. And yes I might switch up Killer’s design a bit, but at the same time I like his design but I don’t think I will change it right now, I need to think about it, because now that I think about it, it’s not much of a military uniform but that’s because of his jacket. I will have to add a bit more detail to his uniform. Also the shadow behind him is a visual signifier of the Chara part of his soul (he absorbed Chara’s Soul but her soul is still active) which is awake and can still talk, but it's more like she is talking through him a voice emanating from his soul -- perhaps that’s why he looks so… Jojo-y?... I’m going to have to go through his design with a fine tooth comb to switch it up a little more.
“Question:” WHY IS BERRY TOO CUTE AND TOO MUCH OF A BABIE!! I HATE THOSE KIND OF BERRIES AND I WANNA MURDER THAT THING FGHJKL!!!!!!111!!
Answer:
That isn’t my problem bud. I don’t cater to anyone. If you think he’s too cute, that’s not my problem. Hell I made him that way because my version of Berry -- Cyber!Berry -- is literally a 3 year old who is super intelligent but still a child. I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen a 3 year old, but they look so fucking cute. But if you don’t vibe with cute things… that’s a you thing, not a me thing.
It’s your problem. Not mine. You don’t have to like my designs.
“Question:” i hate ur characters, they made me cry because of how badly designed they are hurrrr durrrrr
Answer:
Not my problem, I’m not catering to anyone. You hating my characters doesn’t mean shit. After all, let's point out the obvious… it’s just your opinion. You don’t have to like my designs. They weren’t made specifically for you. They were made for fun not for you. I’m not going to cater to you. Do yourself a favor and go away and find something you do like,or find the best discount at Macy’s, or send your favorite creator love, because those things are better than wasting your time and more importantly mine and my friends’. If you wish to stay strictly to bitch, bemoan and troll, please cry directly into my coffee mug, your salty tears give me life.
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It's funny, these ppl on social media and in lying furious call us toxic, racist, phobic, sexist, etc yet this whole month and most of May I see them outing themselves as what the accuse us of, but still proclaim "certain ppl can't be racist only whites" "men this and that" "systematic racism is the only racism" (Apparently, some leftist got the dictionary to change the definition racism to fit their narrative 😡) All this is going to backfire eventually. The damn racist and white guilt ppl 🤦
oh yeah i totally get it. i hate when ppl try to use excuses like that bc?? ok thats not the case but even if it was, being prejudice isn’t ok?? ur literally outing urself as a dick but apparently its ok if it’s “technically” not racist. thats like me telling ppl w depression to stop whining bc i have it worse. it’s a dick move and never justified.
and just general stuff like that. the misandry esp bothers me since males genuinely do face a fuck ton of sexism for being male, or just amab in general, bc sexism is based more on conforming to gender roles than actual gender or sex these days, esp for men. like i’ve said before, men who weren’t manly? treated just as bad as women in the past tbh.
on the race topic, i know i as a non-poc cannot fully comprehend the racism poc do face, but racism towards white ppl is still a thing lol, it’s just not going to be on a systematic level. my dad grew up going to an all black school and was bullied and beat up for being white, which is--get this, racism. i am privileged for being white, but that doesnt mean i deserve to be punished? like wtf?? why is it sjws are more willing to punish white people than actually help black people and other racial minorities??? why cant they go donate to charity or help improve black communities instead of yelling at white ppl (or poc with the ‘wrong opinions’) online? all ur doing is making ppl angry and silencing them out of fear, which isn’t ok, and no, don’t even start with the “revenge” bullshit.
non-minorities also shouldn’t be afraid to have opinions w/out being hunted for being offensive or whatever. people legit cannot change their beliefs without first understanding why they’re wrong, and if they’re too afraid of backlash to share their beliefs, of fucking course they’re not going to be able to change their beliefs. and you literally can disagree w people and not be racist or whatever. i’m so tired of such buzzwords being thrown around. they’ve completely lost their meaning. instead of these words being serious accusations, they’re nothing but mindless insults to people you dont like.
i wish the loud minorities would just stfu and leave us all alone. like when it comes to nonbinary people? i feel most ppl dont rly care about us, and would be more supportive if it wasnt for ppl on tumblr yelling abt how gross cis people are and all that like dude. Chill. i don’t think ppl would care much about obscure/mogai labels if it weren’t for the toxic ppl who often use them.
anyway idk why equality is such a radical concept to people. how about we support minorities without harassing non-minorities simply for existing? thanks to all this shit, ppl are more racist and homophobic and stuff than ever. a good example is my mom, who ignores black oppression bc she genuinely thinks it’s all propaganda. five years ago she wouldn’t have thought this. the stupid media and gross, loud minority has made her closed minded and bigoted.
even just posting this makes me wary bc i just know someone is gonna find a way to make this problematic. they always do lol. but i dont hate cis ppl for being cis or neurotypical ppl for being neurotypical. innocent individuals shouldnt be at fault or be expected to hold the weight of the world on their shoulders.
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tfw-no-tennis · 4 years
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hxh RESUME
back at it again w/the hxh, heres my recap of the last few eps 
ok so i totally forgot to recap that one ep at the end of the hunter exam arc lets see what i remember from like 3 wks ago lollll
i thiiiiink i left off in the middle of ep 21 lol. i really dont remember much tbh so im gonna skim the ep to refresh
exposition time! its so wild that if you lose ur hunter card That It like u cant get another or retake the exam hgabjdfuhasjf Ls 
also the fact that you can sell it is rlly interesting 
leorio & kurapika backing up gon as he confronts illumi again :’) good lil family 
illumi u fool. gon is a shounen protag. he can do anything he sets his mind to
the fact that gon thanks illumi for telling him where killua is....hes literally THAT polite like...what a perfect boy 
hisoka just fuckgin stepping out of the shadows....ok bitch 
the fact that gon fucked up illumis arm that bad with one hand....boi is STRONK 
AUGH AUGH AUGHHHH HISOKA IS SO CREEPY AUGHHH I HATE THIS BIIIITCH 
ok but like is illumi implying that hisoka is a fr p*do bc uhhhhh thats so nasty oh lord. pls stay away from gon, and killua, and like everyone as a matter of fact 
EWWWWWWWWWW I HATE HISOKA HES SO NASTY. PLS STOP MAKING P*RNO FACES IN RELATION TO 12 YR OLD BOYS. 
no but rlly what IS hisoka gonna do now. im assuming he’ll show up p soon (tho probs not in the zoldyc arc like i thought bc its shorter than i thought) 
ok the fact that they have the internet is hilariously wild to me for some reason....it just seems like this would be one of those fantasy shounen worlds with very little tech (a la one piece) but lol nope we can just google shit hvbhjdhjdfks
gon: it was fun when you beat me up for 3 hours and broke my arm! seeya dude!
i love gon he is so chill and doesnt seem to hold grudges except when it really matters (like hisoka and illumi) 
hanzo has.....ninja business cards....thats amazing hvbhsdjkujfnd
dont worry pokkle, leorio was basically carried thru the hunter exam by various people and also won by default. he still deserves his license tho
an exotic game hunter sounds pretty cool! i wonder if we’ll see pokkle again. kinda doubt it? that sounds pretty firmly non-combat based, and therefore probably pretty far from any plot lol
so gons dad is a bigshot huh.....whatever hed be a bigger deal if he didnt abandon his son tbh 
gon swinging his feet on the bench....sooo cute 
so ging could restore a bunch of ruins but he couldnt raise his son...ok
im just gonna be bitter at this guy for abandoning the most perfect boy vhbhjfbsjhdhbfsk sorry dude but being a good hunter doesnt make up for being a shit father 
gon is so precious ;_; 
WHAT WAS SATOTZ GONNA SAY TO GON???
why does it look like theyre googling things on MS paint 
ah yes, padokea, on the continent of Africa But Sideways 
idk if i talked abt it before but the world map is WILD lmao i love how its all the continents/landmasses scrambled around.....im super curious abt that weird island in the top center of the map, thats the only thing that immediately sticks out as not having a real life equivalent 
the music in this show is so charming :’) i love the main theme sm 
gon is sooo precious i literally cant get over it. and his hurry to rescue killua is so sweet....and i love how naturally charming/charismatic gon is....pretty much everyone he meets likes him, especially leorio and kurapika, who basically adopted him after knowing him for like a day, and continue to be completely taken by him
ok wtf is satotz & co talking abt......do they know something abt ging that they arent allowed to tell gon???? shouldnt gon have access to the same info now that hes a hunter? i need ANSWERS
i bet this whole thing abt the hunter exam not rlly being over is a metaphor abt the hunter exam NEVER truly ending bc youre always being tested, or st
ok the ED continues to be So Much like especially the last shot where the 4 main characters look like theyre posing for a JC Penny catalog while the singer goes FULL metal-screamo
ok ruth and i just rewatched the next two eps woohoo
i love that there are tourist busses that take people to the front gates so they can like pose for pics and stuff vhbhjafdsfkj and its like ‘ah yes here are where the local assassins live!’ thats so funny yet it makes so much sense
i love that leorio passed tf out during the bus ride. big big mood 
gon is so cute...hes like ok yes i understand that we’re not supposed to go in but i think they can make an exception for me bc im very polite. 
those 2 dudes r so ugly and so dead god bless
that bigass buster sword....sir please 
ruth and i rlly thot that the old guard guy was gonna turn out to be grandpa zoldyk or st lol
the fact that the dog managed to eat All their flesh but left some clothes....skill 
also the dog is named mike but it sounds like the guy is calling him miku hvbjdfssk
this cant be the first time some morons have been killed here likeeee 
i cant believe nobody has visited the zoldyk estate in 20 years damn they all rlly b havin no friends. depressing 
the whole gates thing is wild. also that part where gon gets the math wrong on the weight.....BIG mood kiddo 
ok the part where gons on the phone w/the butler is soooo good oh man. i love how gon just calmly dials the phone again after hes hung up on the first time and then YELLS....and leorio and kurapikas faces r so good 
also the butler guy unfortunately has a point, it isnt foolproof that gon is here Legit....but he IS let him see his tiny bf :( 
as ruth pointed out, the butler guy is reminiscent of kuro from one piece. same vibes 
maybe if leorio was jacked like he is in the manga/1999 anime he couldve opened the gate that first time around....Ls 
god i love this shows approach to Everything so far,....as ruth put it, half the time its like ‘oh wow they should do [x]/i wish theyd do [x] but ofc they wont cause its a shounen’ but then they DO do [x] and its like damn thats dope 
anyways i love how gon is increasingly approaching situations with his Plucky Shounen Protag Attitude in full swing, and he pretty much gets shot down every time. BUT his general determination to see killua bc killuas his FRIEND and hes gonna RESCUE HIM is still a good and pure motivating force 
like here, when hes climbing over the wall and hes like whatever i dont wanna have to deal w/being tested thats bullshit, i wanna see killua, my intentions are pure, im gonna try my luck with the dog....i was like ok yeah he’ll get over and like tame or defeat the dog and the guard will be suitably impressed bc nobodys ever done That before, and then gon will continue on to get killua 
but NOPE instead the guard calls him down and explains that gon Will Die if he tries that, and then the guard will die too for letting that happen. and gon is like oh shit my actions have consequences for people other than me, wow. 
and THEN the guard takes them in to meet the dog. and hot DAMN that is a scary creature. not even really a dog tbh. they did an excellent job making the dog Legit Scary and not just like, big and flashy looking....those eyes are so soulless, and the proportions are freaky 
and the guard says exactly what i was thinking - that gon would use his Country Boy Woodland Creature Skills to workaround the dog....but then the subversion - this creature is NOTHING like the woodland critters gon is probably used to dealing with. theres no way gon stood a chance here. the guard just saved him from a really unfortunate death 
i love all the Super Heavy Stuff in the servant house that seems so inconvenient vbhjdkfasjfld. also forgot to mention earlier but the guard guy being Absolutely Ripped was wild and kinda funny 
training montage! gon continues to be so cute. and i love so much how leorio and kurapika are like no, you rest, we’ll take care of this. good parents!!!!
and then!!!! they sync up and use the power of gay love to almost open the gate. but then gon uses the power of Improbable Shounen Protag Healing Speed to toss that arm sling off and help out
i feel like leorio was side-eyeing gon like w8 a sec u broke that arm like a few days ago that aint right.....
oh man i almost forgot abt that scene with the zoldyks torturing killua :( :( this poor kid he doesnt deserve that 
also mom zoldyck seems truly awful but i must say her aesthetic does fuck. the victorian-lookin outfit paired with the futuristic cyclops visor thing....excellent. also im betting this face bandages are from killua cutting her face 
this family is so fucked up hvbsjdhjfbakdfn
killua telling his mom that gon is definitely gonna make it there :’) hes got such unshakable faith in his bf thats so good.....
back w/the gang, and immediately they run into more trouble in the form of the young girl butler, whose name i dont know, but i love her....her design is SO good oh man. a non-caricature black person? who also isnt sexualized? in MY anime??????
 i love how gons approach to conflict is currently ‘let more powerful person beat me up for hours straight in hopes that they get tired or something idk bro’ like....i love him lol, is it in an effort to show how determined he is? he doesnt even try to dodge her blows or get around her....id be tryin to hop that fence lol 
oh shit the tiny zoldyk kid from earlier is spying on them....she was w/the mom so im sure thats not good
when he punches the rock part and it breaks....strong boiiii 
oh man that little flashback from when killua first came back and told her that he made a friend ;_; bruh 
i love butler girl :( she wants to let gon but knows it isnt allowed....and as soon as she starts to waver BAM here comes mom zoldyck JFC that was so sudden and jarring....im assuming butler girl isnt dead cause that would be lame and anticlimactic 
also IS THAT NEN??? NEN>>>??? NEN??? HM? NEN????????? 
im so annoying abt nen i need to make one of those ‘is this a pigeon?’ memes w/’is this nen?’ bc thats me anytime anything remotely weird happens lmao
i do think its rlly nen this time tho
anyways shit is wild, cant wait to meet the full zoldyck family 
PREDICTION CORNER: 
as i said above i doubt hisoka will show up now bc this arc is a lot shorter than i anticipated. also im doubting that illumis even gonna show up honestly 
i think we’re gonna have this OP for a while, as the part just at the end shows gon and hisoka fighting in what looks to be an arena, and ik the next arc is the heavens arena arc, which im assuming is the tournament arc....
also i have no idea what that weird building in the OP is but my guess is that its the building w/the heavens arena in it bc its tall and,,,,heaven 
i predict there wont be much fighting in this little arc bc how tf else is it so short. at this point i rlly think gon is just gonna grab killua and go lmao. im super curious abt how thats gonna go down, considering that killua is currently strung up just bc he wont apologize...so i cant imagine his family would just let him leave w/gon. i wonder if killua will fight them, or if gons determination will impress them and then theyll let killua go (doubt it)
thats basically it....we’ll see abt the next few eps holla
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