AU where jason todd goes back to school and gets a phd because while he was describing his multi-step plan to take over gotham and use bruce to kill the joker to talia she just said “oh, so you want to become a useless dropout just like your brother and father? talk about setting a bad example for damian.” which offended jason so much that he immediately re-enrolled to finish high school.
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it's fun how "villain gets tricked into confessing on video and now everyone hates them" is usually the resolution to a kids movie (monsters inc and coco do this for example) but i think the director from nimona is the only villain (that i've seen at least) who's wily enough to get out of being twitter cancelled
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I think it's absolutely adorable how Movie Mike and Vanny's relationship is like this
But Mike's still comfortable sleeping on her shoulder and in the palm of her hand.
I think that's sweet.
They’ve gotten to know each other better, so he feels safe to sleep around her
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“Anti-fatness, not fatness itself, fosters stigma against the desire and desirability of fat bodies.”
- “You Just Need to Lose Weight” and 19 Other Myths About Fat People by Aubrey Gordon
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why can’t you see?? you belong with meee
lily thinks she’s in love with james.
she also thinks mary and james are dating.
she doesn’t know that mary and james had gotten closer bc she’d found him snogging the school’s volleyball team libero (regulus black) behind the bleachers.
(i might write this)
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worst part of my one piece readthrough is me hyping up nami and then scrolling down and seeing sanji say the same type of shit. embarrassing
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no you guys don’t get it; it’s so bad on tiktok. everyone on there is so insistent that foxface purposefully killed herself with the berries solely based off the two second clip in the movie (which wasn’t even identifying edible plants it was literally just matching).
like…… the whole point with foxface from the beginning was not to overestimate your competitors. when she talks about cato and foxface in the same passage she explicitly states that it’s just as dangerous to overestimate who you’re facing. in that she was thinking about how she might be overestimating cato’s intelligence, but then foxface goes and does the same with peeta. katniss constantly talked about how smart she was. she had made it to the final four solely off of taking from others just to keep herself alive. she had been doing it the entire games, but she trusted that peeta knew the berries he was grabbing. she probably didn’t even check to see what they looked like, because let’s be real. district five’s industry was ELECTRICITY. do you really think someone from the power district knows anything about edible plants? she saw the berries with the cheese and took some to fuel herself. because she assumed katniss and peeta were literally about to eat them. why on earth would she kill herself when she was three people away from winning? and if she knew they were poisonous and assumed katniss and peeta were about to eat them, she would’ve been final two. she could’ve waited for them to eat the berries, take katniss’s bow and arrows, and she would’ve had at least a fighting chance against cato. not to mention all the other districts HATE THE CAREERS. if she knew they were poisonous, decided to kill herself, and assumed katniss and peeta were going to eat them, that would’ve left cato as victor. there was no one else. she did not know they were poisonous. she overestimated peeta’s intelligence. it’s saying being stupid is dangerous for everyone.
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Roommate!Simon who likes to tell people you went to uni.
When it’s just him and somehow the conversation gets on you, which isn’t hard because he’s thinking about you often, he’ll always say: “She graduated uni.”
He say the degree and if you went to grad school he’ll make sure to say that too. He loves it, he loves being able to gloat that he’s got a smart girlfriend back home waiting for him. He loves that you graduated and got a degree when he knows that he never would.
And when you’re together and you mention it he smiles. He lets you describe it and proudly tell whoever it is what degree you got.
God forbid someone say something rude to you. They won’t recover from the social assassination they’re about to receive from him.
Because if there’s one thing about roommate!Simon is that he’s incredibly proud of you
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