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lesbianbanana · 4 months

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Please know that it's not anti feminist to say that a woman (*cough* Helen and Persephone*cough*) who was kidnapped WAS kidnapped and didn't go by choice ❤️

#like yes.. agency ig #but don't romanticise it #and dont erase it #when historically they were kidnapped/abducted long before society came around and said they had a choice #Helen didnt run away eith Paris she was ABDUCTED #She wasnt a bitch or petty or jealous or whatever #she was happy with menelaus #she loved her daughter and her brothers and ugh #she hated paris #like read book 3 of the iliad and tell me thats love #and Persephone #she was happy with her mother!!!#the same mother everyone demonises for SAVING her daughter???#if the mother??? is calling it kidnap?? then it is most likely probably kidnap like????#and not just demeter?? hecate???#like maybe persephone grew to love Hades but not in the beginning when he ABDUCTED her from her safe space of flowers and from her mother an #and friends #and her sisters in some versions #i could write an essay #the amount of people i see saying helen just wanted to cause a war and she hated menelaus and NO #And when they try to demonise Demeter 🧍‍♀️➡️🚪

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monpetitchattriste · 8 months

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No stop it, they hate each other (affectionately) you honor

#like i dont think anyone understand my love for them #loooooooook at HER SMILE SHE WANTS TO HATE HIM BUT SHE CANT #he is so annoying #you can tell he just loves to get her riled up #please give me more i need more #i am feral for them #miraculous ladybug #ml paris special #ml paris spoilers #ml spoilers #miraculous #miraculous lb #claw noir #shadybug

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gg-ladybug · 10 months

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Officially subscribing to the idea that Movie!Gabriel is writing letters to Movie!Nathalie from rich-people-prison

“Dear Nathalie, I’m about to share this earth shattering secret with you, but the guards here screen my mail, so I’ll have to keep it purposefully vague. I’m sure you’ll understand until we can talk in a few months <3”

*Mayura appears in the second movie*

“NATHALIE THAT ISN’T WHAT I MEANT!”

#she’s going to stress this poor man out SO BAD #Nathalie is probably gonna cause chaos in the next movie and I respect that #I support woman’s rights AND woman’s wrongs #Gabriel has to frantically try and find a way to convey that her current ward (HIS SON) is the one she is fighting to save him™️#hate that the movie never told us wtf Paris does with the information of his terrorism #is he forgiven (read: protected by the heroes)#or in prison (he’s rich so probably a dramatic version of house arrest but still)#if he is in prison; what do we think his sentence is lol #mlb movie spoilers #miraculous #mlb #miraculous ladybug #memes #miraculous memes #gabriel agreste #miraculous spoilers #ml spoilers #spoilers #nathalie sancoeur #mayura #miraculous awakening #hiding this in the tags but— can we all at least agree movie!gabriel had a lil something going for him towards the end #it’s the stubble and scruffy suit #he has poor little meow meow energy #out of context spoilers

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justaz · 4 months

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kagami who drops in and woos adrien agreste but has everyone turn their back on her for breaking up their beautiful adrienette (even tho they weren’t even dating and adrien showed little signs of being interested in marinette)

marinette who went out with chat noir once and pictures of the two of them circulated and almost the entirety of paris hating her guts for breaking up their beautiful ladynoir (even tho they weren’t even dating and ladybug showed little signs of being interested in chat noir)

marinette and kagami bonding over being demonized for liking a boy and the fact that misogyny won that day.

anyways. my point is. marigami. thank you. goodnight.

#i don’t even actually ship them #but the thought of them being hated on for pulling paris’ most eligible bachelors #and then bonding over said experience #becoming really REALLY close friends #special friends even #who kiss #because who needs boys?#marigami #screaming along to sabrina carpenter’s all because i liked a boy #marinette dupain cheng #kagami tsurugi #adrien agreste #chat noir #marichat #adrigami #truthfully. in my mind. it went more like kagami developing a crush on marinette but marinette just letting her love life wither #she’s an independent woman #running her own business #men ain’t shit #while kagami is like #😍 uh huh uh uhuh what else 🥰#mlb #miraculous ladybug #poor adrien is standing off to the side riddled with guilt #LMAOOO #i was listening to all because i liked a boy while thinking of them and this happened 🤭

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daisyswift3 · 1 month

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The way that all of these lyrics are talking abt the same exact thing. This literally confirms my Midnight in Paris theory (that the amazing @chickawah23 also had) where “golden thinking/notebook” refers to being trapped in nostalgia and not being able to stop writing abt the past and using these things as a form of escapism. This means the alcott is definitely not abt Matt and is abt Taylor (which isn’t really a shocker). I just can’t believe how well it all fits. Not to mention the connection to the 7th pumpkin message and to the other lyrics that mention gardens (betty’s garden, your wife waters flowers I wanna kill her)

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#her discography is just one big puzzle that she wants us to solve #i feel like a genius #like taylor are u reading my posts or sth bc wtf #gaylor #gaylor swift #kaylor #midnight in paris #ttpd #i hate it here #the alcott #paris #down bad #parallels #labyrinth #pumpkin #gardens

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therealvinelle · 2 months

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You mentioned Love never dies in one of your recent podcast episodes. I would love to hear if you have any more thoughts about that you would like to share here?

Oh little do you know.

@theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin and I first watched Love Never Dies when Andrew Lloyd Webber released musicals for COVID, it was instantly the most incredible thing either of us had ever seen and we watched it again as soon as Muffin came online the next day.

We have since rented it, rewatched it before the 48 hour rent period expired, and I think watched it a fifth time somehow though I don't recall the details for it. It's... very possible we watched it thrice that rent period. One of them was broadcast to the Rank Heresy discord server, so it did have a purpose, we just... also rewatched it...

Love Never Dies is the single funniest, most delightful, most entertaining and glorious musical we have ever seen. Everything about it, from the uncomfortable incest anthem, to TEN YEARS OOOOOOOOLD, to the nonsensical "Devil takes the hindmost!" leitmotif (thought I was having an English fail, but no, Muffin had no idea what that meant either), to the Phantom's great artistic vision being a Coney Island circus extravaganza where girls sing about swimsuits, to said extravaganza hemorrhaging money so Meg has to prostitute herself to keep the lights on, to Christine dying at the end and Ralph says to the child he raised, "Aight son, hope you like phantoms because you'll be living with one from now on. Kk bye", to ALW being so mad the ugly guy he projected on lost the girl that he wrote the whole thing in the first place (um actually Christine loved the Phantom so after the ending scene where she chose Raoul she actually ran back into the opera basement, made love to the Phantom, then ran back again to Ralph. It was a night of passion and the song about it will take ten minutes. Beneath a Moonless Sky, my beloved. Also Raoul is a stupid idiot who spent all his money and Christine regrets everything).

And yes, the above list was only going to be a few lines long but I couln't stop naming beautiful things I loved.

Oh my goodness, another thing I almost forgot (which is sayign something!): the Phantom finds out Christine and Raoul have a child, his immediate response is "Ah, yes, it would be a shame if something... happened... to that child..."

Proceeds to get the child on his own while his parents are distracted, only the child starts playing the piano... my god... the child is ten years old... MY GOD...

This is where we get the incest anthem, the Phantom drops the infanticide plans and starts serenading his son about the beauty underneath, a terrible intense impulse you must follow, and desires we deny ourselves, how his son will accept and embrace it, and... the lyrics are just so bad, alright, and the acting somehow made it worse. Watch at your own peril.

Wild fucking ride.

#also worth a mention: madam giry hating on those savages in paris who hunted down the phantom #MADAM YOU LED THEM TO HIM #DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THIS #anyway she loves the phantom more than meg now so get working meg #phantom of the opera #love never dies #anti love never dies #incest mention

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youngpettyqueen · 7 days

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for one of Janeway's birthdays Tom replicates her a 'dont talk to me until ive had my coffee' mug and she thinks its fucking hilarious. she never even uses it to drink coffee she just has it displayed proudly in her ready room

#star trek: voyager #kathryn janeway #tom paris #it was Harry's idea but he was too worried about Janeway hating it to actually replicate it #Janeway laughs so hard shes doubled over clutching Tuvok and Tom has the SMUGGEST look on his face

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macbeth-s · 1 year

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#1899 #i dont like to hate on other shows or be incredibly bitter #BUT #i dont know a SINGLE person who actually watches or likes emily in paris unironically or genuinely #this girl in an interview once said she was binging the show and APOLOGISED #it apparently so far has annoyed the french the british and ukrainians

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inspector-montoya-fox · 9 months

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Today i have mustered up the courage to ask you:

If Sly got a sidekick spinoff like Daxter and Secret Agent Clank, would it be a Bentley or Murray game?

#update on my mom asking me what ace attorney is: we’re playing it together #we finished Turnabout Sisters last night and she’s excited to finally play a case where the culprit isn’t revealed in the opening cutscene #but she didn’t connect with Mia #and she hated how Cindy Stone carried a clock with her to Paris #she also said ‘Edgeworth’s kind of a worm isn’t he?’#and you know what mom? yea he kinda is #lmao #i’ve been neglecting to tag posts because when this blog was in its prime i was pumping out content daily #so i feel like you already know the drill but even so;#sly cooper

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totallydramaticqueen · 5 months

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Some tdroti redesigns because I really like the characters but their designs are too simple for my taste 😮‍💨

#I love Zoey but I hate her design and I don’t even think mine is that accurate to her personality either #and Mike oh poor Mike his hair 💀#I didn’t take his personalities into account cause idk about them #Dakota ALWAYS pissed me off #she’s a rich girl with paparazzi following her and they give her a boring pink top and pink pants #DONTTTT make me mad #she’s obviously inspired by Paris Hilton/Regina George #and precious little dawn she deserved better but GOD her fit is SO ugly #I gave her more of a cottagecore aesthetic #total drama #total drama revenge of the island #tdroti #total drama zoey #total drama Mike #total drama dakota #total drama dawn #mine

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bellamysgriffin · 1 year

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Dana Watches Gilmore Girls: To Whom it May Concern (7x12)

#parisroryedit #parisgelleredit #rorygilmoreedit #ggedit #gilmoregirlsedit #gellmoreedit #*#paris geller #rory gilmore #gilmore girls #dwgg*#loved this scene obvs but also like... kinda :/ that rory would NEVER do this for paris #she'd be like oh paris? yeah she's kiiinda annoying... and sort of the worst. and i get why you hate her SO much #but you know. i GUESS she's my friend.... like against myw ill... tee hee #i have trauma from that one newspaper ep anyway

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myladyhercat · 8 months

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I hope that there’s a version of Lila in miraculous paris who’s thing is being dead faced, brutally honest. Like sugercoat from equestria girls, she does NOT hold back and is like that to everyoneeee

Also I want her to be best friends with Chloe who’s the bubbliest sweetest person to ever exist

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous paris #shadybug and claw noir #lila rossi #I would also love to see this Lila and our Marinette not trust eachother for shit #but they hate their counterparts even more so they end up begrudgingly having to team up #Ig she wouldn’t be named Lila here but semantics are not important

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sealrock · 6 months

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decembhyur, day 14: water

I have a recurring dream of hector, and paris is not in it. I dream of him frozen in a moment in time that forces me to relive the heartache and terror I put him through. he's separated from me by water; at times it appears to be a lake, and other times an ocean. I hear the roar of waves and the wind chill against my face, but hector does not move from his spot. I cannot discern if he says anything to me during these moments. he just stands there, away from me, just like before. he looks so small and fragile marooned out there, and yet I cannot save him. as I stand firmly rooted in place, as I've done so many times before, a heavy fog begins to roll over the tide. it engulfs everything in its path, including hector. my voice seizes, a lump forms in my throat as I watch him vanish before my eyes. I feel hot tears mixed with kohl race down and stain my cheeks, and still, I cannot speak. I cannot cry. I cannot scream. all I can do is stand there, just like I've always done before, suddenly so helpless and useless in the face of a horror of my own making. I failed him. I pushed him aside so callously when he needed me the most. he will always be here, trapped by ever-flowing water. I cannot reach him… not anymore. — ♫

#decembhyur #decembhyur2023 #i hate tumblr formatting btw #you guys have NO idea how hard this prompt was for me. i agonized over this for 4 days straight because i was drawing blanks #but then the omori ost gave me inspiration #i know i said i wasn't gonna include hector in this but i needed angst and some mildly creepy vibes #andi has this nightmare because she feels guilty over not listening and helping hector when he was showing signs of a mental breakdown #she wanted things to be just like before where everything was right in the world #but in the end she distanced herself from him and ended up being the cause of halmarut possessing him #sidenote: paris rarely appears in andi's dreams because she doesn't think about them. her own child #she assumed that paris would be safe and sound with cassandra and have a semi-normal life. well she thought Wrong #q.#mygposes.#ffxivsnaps #gposers #ffxiv gpose #ffxiv oc #hyur

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winxrus · 8 months

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I caved and joined the darkside wagon

If this is not their dynamic what is the point?

#miraculous ladybug #ml fanart #ml paris special #he's such a loser but she's crazy for him #shadybug #claw noir #miraculous #i hate that xmas tree in his head help #Ladynoir

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howtotrainyouragents · 10 months

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Agent H's Movie Reactions

Ladybug and Cat Noir the Movie

A reimagining of how Ladybug and Chat Noir, and their secret identities Marinette and Adrien, met, fell in love, and saved the world

-I was trying so hard to make this a non-comparison reaction and judge it on it's own basis, but there's just too little in the actual movie and too much to actually say so here we go lol

-Truly I think the weakest part of this movie is just the script. The dialogue is so generic, it's almost soulless. It has to directly say what the characters feel at all times and has to give the most basic children's movie messages as the answer. For ex, that scene where she meets Tikki, and Tikki just speedruns the explanations is so bad bc like, the reveal of the power is an important part of any superhero story, and them speedrunning it is like "lol, we don't care, you know the deal, let's just move past it" which is bad for immersing yourself in the story

-Marinette is so generic here, it was annoying to me. And she keeps talking about her dreams and fears but what are your dreams and fears?? All she is just timid and awkward here (which makes sense why people are goo gah over this version)

-Personally, I don't like the idea that your old self is bad and you have to get rid of it but that's just me

-Marinette wears a tank top underneath the jacket??? she’s just like me fr

-That poll going around that was like, What was the message of the movie? I thought that was a joke and there was obviously a correct answer. But oh no. They genuinely just changed the message of the movie like every twenty minutes

-What was the point of making the Ladybug and Cat rivals if Ladynoir immediately solve working together like the second time they meet. And what does the "stronger together" mean, like was it making their superpowers literally stronger or was it just teamwork is better?

-Everyone just felt mean to each other? Like Adrienette/Ladynoir, but also like Marinette wouldn't be so mean to her dad? And Alya teasing her about being friendless? And Chat Noir could be seen as joking around but they don't give that impression enough, so he comes off as kind of just a jerk.

-Chat Noir is adorable until he speaks. I love that little arms-flailing run from the gargoyle in the church

-Also I need that dialogue scene of "I have nine lives, razor-sharp sense, etc." to be like a meme picture set please

-HE HAS LITTLE GLITTER ON HIS MASK :(((

-Yeah, I have no idea why Marinette likes Adrien other than he's hot when they first meet. (And I have no idea what his deal is. Why was he sitting lonely in the library? How does he know Chloe? How does he know Nino and no one else? No explanations!!)

I have no idea why Chat Noir likes Ladybug other than she saved his life. Like, okay, and? This movie seems to think that the only good acts is saving someone from danger, and all the million good tiny acts that the characters do in the show that fundamentally are a part of who they are isn't important

-Some of the Ladynoir banter was a little more banter-is-cool-right-right? than characters-actually-talking-and-bantering

-That being said, I AM NOT IMMUNE TO LADYNOIR

-The animation is gorgeous HOLY FUCK. I could watch these scenes all day. And I don't really mind, with some exceptions (ALYA. MARINETTE'S DAD), the character designs

-I did scream at seeing Luka. But upon a closer look, wtf did they do to him

-I liked Chloe's design in the promos, but I don't actually like it that much here, her hair is too stringy

-*Me cradling show!Plagg and whispering* "Who did this to you? Who hurt you like this? I will kill them all for you." (No, but seriously, No Plagg's galaxy design? The fart jokes? The not-caring-about Adrien?)

-I can't believe they've made me say this, but I think I prefer Hawkmoth's show design? His face is a little too expressive here (esp when Gabriel's really isn't), and it weirds me out

-I do think it's cute to have all the classmates and side character cameos

-There was some shots that just felt confusing, like I'm not sure where they wanted my focus to be

-Some of the back and forth scenes could've been edited a little sharper

-Hahaha, I like that they unnecessarily amped up the yoyo design

-If they were really doing such big-budget animation, they should've gone for it and given the characters new outfits and all each day. I'd pay for it

-I was THIS close to just skipping all the songs. And honestly I should've, they (except maybe the Ladynoir falling in love song?) didn't add anything to the story.

-I always love Lou singing for Marinette, but the contrast between Cristina's speaking and Lou's singing is SO BAD WHO APPROVED THIS

-Girl, you can't have a self-realization song in the middle of a fair on fire

-This movie owes me money for making me watch Gabriel sing. It was a fun song, but you owe me reparations

-"A she-ro!" Boooo! Negative points for trying too hard! Haha, Also Ladybug literally wasn't doing anything atm when Alya said that

-Nino having a crush on Alya is so cute

-Adrien sad boi hours

-“Evil Miraculous” Nooroo doesn’t deserve this slander :(

-Master Fu was, uh, a lot

-Also, they keep harping on, You have to save the world!! (Oh my goodness why was Tikki so serious) Which like makes me appreciate how the show smartly keeps it's stakes reasonable and contained to Paris bc that's such an easy pitfall for superhero genres to fall into

-Ladybug and Chat Noir didn’t even save the day??

-Sheesh, and you guys were mad thinking season 5 finale gave Gabriel a redemption (which it didn't)??

-YES YOU ARE RIGHT ADRIEN WOULD CRY LEARNING MARINETTE IS LADYBUG

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE THIS ENTIRE FUCKING FANFIC MOVIE AND THEY DON'T EVEN KISS

-Look, Adrien deserves to tell his dad off, but this Adrien doesn't because it doesn't feel built up or paid off at all

-Dude. The reveal of Emilie doesn’t mean anything in this version of the story

-People who love the show will hate the movie and people who hate the show will love the movie

#miraculous awakening #miraculous awakening spoilers #awakening #ml awakening #awakening spoilers #ml awakening spoilers #ml movie salt #ml awakening salt #ml #agent h #agent report #agent tv reactions #agent movie reactions #jk I have more to say #Marinette being like everyone hates me when she’s like the most popular girl in school #they slimmed down Ivan :(#we have no idea why Adrien was chosen and it doesn’t even feel like he wants to help Paris #DUDE THE CARELESS WHISPERS THING WAS SO CRINGE

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jessmmariano · 1 year

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“Lane Kim would like this song” “Lane Kim would looove this artist” no. No, she wouldn’t. You’re talking about the girl who snubbed Fleetwood Mac, she would not like mainstream pop.

#no hate to Taylor Swift but Lane would not be a swiftie #she’s such a music snob #lane kim #lane x dave #hep alien #gilmore girls #rory gilmore #lorelai gilmore #jess mariano #luke danes #stars hollow #paris geller #dave rygalski

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