Santa Jaws (2018)
This is a movie about an evil shark that acquires Christmas-themed powers from eating an evil Santa, who is brought to life from a comic book with a magic pen. Do they explain any of this? No. Do they need to explain any of this? Also no. This movie is unashamedly stupid and never pretends to be anything else. It is absolutely lovely.
(5/10)
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So of all the movies last night that I could have watched, I chose 2012's 2-Headed Shark Attack.
Somewhere in my brain I decided that last night I was going to attempt to watch all of the movies that are on my Plex in order.
Yes I did physically purchase this movie, but I am not sure when and why. I am assuming that it was included in a Horror Pack at some point, regardless here it is and here we are.
In keeping with tradition I did fall asleep but unlike other movies I have no desire to go back and watch. I knew what I was getting into when I hit play, and I was actually quite surprised when I went to log it on Letterboxd and I had apparently watched this in the past and gave it three stars and a like. I didn't feel like going back and seeing when it was that I watched it previously but I am going to go out on a limb here and say that I probably fell asleep during that viewing too. Now that I have it documented here, I can safely say that I will NOT be going back and watching this a third time!
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The "Zepotha" trend on tiktok makes me SICK as an indie slasher fan. Why did they choose the name "Zepotha?" Name one fucking indie slasher from the 80's that isn't called something like House of Guts. "Zepotha" would be the name of an arthouse horror from the 70's created by a giallo-obsessed Johnny-come-lately director from New Jersey. Zepotha would be brought up in every other "obscure horror recs" thread on reddit until it became a circlejerk meme to even mention it.
"Oh you sound so mad, you sound like you just want to gatekeep--" I DO! I'M GATEKEEPING! None of these people even like slashers! They can barely make it through Fear Street, and then they still make fun of effects that aren't Marvel-sweatshop-grade CGI! You expect them to be able to create a fictional slasher movie with the conviction that this site had when it created Goncharov? Get! Off! Of! My! Lawn!
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BLIND WATERS (2023) More Tubi action shark horror!
Blind Waters is a 2023 American action horror film in which an unrelenting shark turns a couple’s dream vacation into a living nightmare when they are stranded at sea and forced to fight for their lives.
Written and directed by Anthony C. Ferrante.
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Blind Waters is a Tubi Original and available where you can access the platform.
Cast and characters:
Jhey Castles … Margo
Meghan…
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Casper Van Dien To Star In Shark Horror Film, SHARK TRAP!
Casper Van Dien To Star In Shark Horror Film, SHARK TRAP!
Bearfruit Films has announced that production on their new shark horror film, SHARK TRAP will begin production in November! The film is set to star Casper Van Dien. The producers have started a crowdfunding campaign to help with post-production and effects. You can get more details on the film down below.
From The Press Release
Come on in, the water’s blood! Join CASPER VAN DIEN on the set of…
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This is so cute
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Coulda been a shark.
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SHARK BAIT Trailer 2 (2022)
SHARK BAIT Trailer 2 (2022)
Vertical Entertainment has revealed the official trailer for Shark Bait, formerly known as just Jetski, a horror thriller shark movie set in Mexico.
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Gee, it’s almost like the Meg movies, or Jason Statham films in general, aren’t rooted in reality.
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Queueing round the block to see
JAWS (1975, dir. Steven Spielberg)
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better to eat you with seymour
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A woman had live shark heads where her breasts used to be.
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Shark~
I want a figurine like that.
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