Gee, it’s almost like the Meg movies, or Jason Statham films in general, aren’t rooted in reality.
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If you haven't seen The Meg and you're thinking "why would I watch this dumbass shark movie it's stupid as fuck" youre right.
Jason Statham sings "just keep swimming" as he tries to escape a megalodon. This movie does not take itself seriously at all and that's what makes it so fun.
So yes, I WILL be watching the sequel. Bc it's gonna be even dumber and I am here for it.
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I freaking love the first movie and I'm so happy the sequel is happening
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Shuya Sophia Cai as Meiying Zhang
Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
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Just watched the new meg.
Can just say.
Dilf Jonas
Everybody risking their lives to make sure Meiying survives.
More and more mac and jonah content.
Dj. Just DJ.
Uncles???
3 sharks
Dinosaurs.
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i watched the meg 2 and it was fun ngl. they had 1 kraken, 3 megs, 15 dinosaurs and a dream. melissanthi mahut got a kassandra reference im pretty sure, jason statham is coparenting a 14 year old with his competitive rival man friend. and this one guy had a murder backpack. jason statham also killed sharks with his bare hands and dived in 25000 meter depth without equipment. I giggled a lot and my jaw was on the floor. If you want silly fun I recommend.
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was the second the meg any good?
well. it started with dinosaurs eating each other. getting bigger each time. and then cut to jason statham doing pull ups in a nearly pitch black room with Under Pressure as the bg music who then preceded to spend the rest of the movie coparenting a fourteen year old girl with another man who is convinced he speaks Big Shark while jason battles giant sea creatures with his bare hands and Frowns. so take from that what you will
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Megalodon versus kraken was my Godzilla vs Kong
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to whomever will produce the Meg 3:
A) keep doing what you are doing it is impeccable and amazing every time
B) please have an arc where jonas is trapped in a submarine and his ex wife has to come save him
C) bigger sharks
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She also agreed to watch the first one before we go
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