#sexualize 👏 that 👏 old 👏 man 👏
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'97 Mags meets comic-accurate jumpsuit meets AoA hair because I've been good and I deserve a treat
#x men 97#magneto#erik lehnsherr#fanart#age of apocalypse#trial of magneto#x men animated series#woof woof bark etc#sexualize 👏 that 👏 old 👏 man 👏#art only
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Congrats on the 1k!
I saw the prompt bkack and white photos and literally it's price. Think about it the man is super attached to his bucket hat.
You can't tell me he doesn't have a photo tucked in it. Like he's old-fashioned, so he wouldn't want the boys seeing it (he respects his lady too much for that), so it only makes sense he would tuck it in his trusty hat.
Again congratulations 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 and feel free to ignore this if it doesn't spark anything for ya!
thank you @midwesternwitchery for submitting and the kind words! you literally envisioned what i was thinking like he has a spicy pic of his lady in the brim of his hat and will occasionally look at it when no one else is ;) hope you enjoy!
link to the prompt list and 1k celebration!
prompt: black and white photos (18+) - you take a few photos so they can remember you (and your body) while on deployment
pairing: John Price x fem!reader
warnings: sexual depictions, swearing
a/n: there was actually two requests for this so expect a cute lil continuation of this prompt!
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The day before John's deployment, you always spent it was a home-cooked meal and a good drink at home. You made sure he enjoyed all the comforts before leaving for an indeterminate amount of time. "The pasta and chicken were delicious tonight," he said as he took the plates away from the table. Despite your constant protests, John always insisted on doing the dishes. "Well I have something else you would enjoy," you said and he cocked his eyebrow before you walked off to the bedroom. You soon returned with a scarlet envelope and placed it on the oak table. "Open it," you prompted as you wrapped your arms around his shoulders and leaned down.
Upon the first photo, you could hear his breath hitch. "Fuck," he whispered lowly as he caressed the 2x5 photograph in his calloused finger. A close friend had come over one day and helped you prepare the gift. After the session, you finally developed the series of boudoir photos in color and black and white and placed them within the envelope. It had been weeks since you had them done but you knew it was the perfect time to gift them. The first picture just happened to be one where you lay in front of a painting in black lingerie and a sheer robe. "What are these?" he whispered as he thumbed through the rest of them. He took the time to admire your figure in a variety of settings, from on the bed with the bedsheets draping across your naked figure to you leaning over the makeup table and applying lipstick in the mirror. This was one of your favorites as it perfectly showed your ass in scarlet red underwear. "It's just a little present, for my favorite soldier," you replied and kissed his cheek, "just so you have a reason to come back to me."
With that comment, he turned his head and pulled you into a passionate kiss. By the end of it, you felt lightheaded at the sudden movement. "This," he said as he held up a photograph, "is going to stay with me always." You peered at the picture and realized it was one of you laying on the bed with a delicate white teddy. Your hair was sprawled around your figure and you were flirtatious looking at the camera while biting your lip. "You look like an absolute angel, sweetheart," he continued as he eyed you lustfully. You couldn't help but feel the heat rise in your room and your legs start to shake when he said that. "These are only for me to enjoy," he whispered in a lower tone than before, "now let me enjoy you before I have to only have photographs as a memory." With that statement, you knew it would be a long night as he pushed out of the chair and lifted you to the bedroom.
#task force 141 x reader#task force 141#cod x reader#call of duty modern warfare#cod mwii#modern warfare 2#call of duty#mw2 imagine#madebyizzie#john price x reader#price x reader#captain john price#price imagine#mw2#izzie is writing#izzie celebrates 1k
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Spicy Thancred thoughts
Dude is demi-sexual - stay with me: sex gets mixed into work for him, so he’s naturally built a protective barrier between sex and intimacy/self enjoyment. He needs a deeper bond with someone to push him from ‘sex as a performative task’ to ‘sex as sex’.
Plus he is paranoid. This dude ain’t randomly hooking up with someone just for the fun of it. His idea of safe sex is jerking it alone with the doors locked a knife under his pillow.
Pansexual. Cares more about a person's vibe and overall aesthetic than their gender.
Ass or boobs? Sorry he’s a man of taste - He’s a thigh man. Soft squishy thighs in his grip, strong thighs caging his head, warm thighs locking around him and pulling him closer 👌 this man loves nothing more than grabbing his partners legs to thoroughly man handle them, tugging them into the perfect position for him to double down on his pounding.
Please touch his hair. This man delights in having the long locks at the nape of his neck yanked. There’s no easier to get him flushed and moaning.
He also needs his hair played with softly afterwards. Thancred will fall asleep almost immediately if you scratch his scalp.
Sorry to kill your fantasy but he’s shit at eating pussy (at least at first). He’s all over the place and changes technique every 15 seconds, trying every trick and maneuver he knows to impress his partner. He’s never had a partner with the heart to tell him how to please them properly. He can be trained but the first time he goes on you is roooough.
Makes up for his mouth with fingers. Nimble fingers with just a hint of roughness, knows exactly what he’s doing with them whether it’s undressing his partner or bringing them to a trembling release.
If he’s in a long term relationship he adooores getting pegged and lightly overstimmed. This sweet boy has so much on his shoulders, most of it self imposed guilt, he needs something to take his mind off it. Sometimes he just needs to be thoroughly fucked into the mattress until he’s a crying whimpering mess that can’t even think long enough to form a sentence. This is as close as he gets to self care.
Has a single nipple piercing or at least a scar from an old one he took out
Subtle praise kink. Could care less if one of his marks praises him (aside from a little ego boost). But a long term partner? He absolutely melts when they give him a little compliment or phrase in bed. He's not into it being overly played up but genuine praise will have him biting his lip to hide his own embarrassing whimpers. “Don’t you want to be good for me?” will have him willing to do just about anything.
He tries SO hard for good aftercare and pillow talk, but he’s eternally exhausted. He prefers to cuddle and fall asleep, doesn’t care how messy things get. He’ll change the sheets and shower after, right now he needs a nap. If the sex is top tier, he snores.
Legendary 👏 stamina 👏 if he’s taking the lead, needs a breather if he’s the focus of attention.
Probably has an unhealthy tendency to give rather than receive until he’s very comfortable with his partner.
Again because of his work, probably needs time and guidance to figure out what his own kinks are.
Deff has a kink for any species with a tail or fluffy ears. Sorry, he’s a basic white bitch.
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As much as everyone jokes about Senshi panty-shots and the manga sexualizing Senshi, I don't see nearly enough fan-artists sexualizing that old man... :/ get on it 👏👏👏
#Do I have to do everything myself in this house?#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#senshi dungeon meshi
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so we're all struggling right now huh ... 😭
just want to let everything out, you don't have to read or post this ml <3
tw for sexual trauma mention ? not sure
im really upset recently because i had to cut off the only guy i found myself comfortable being around, and guess why !! he wanted my body !!! 💯💯💯🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🍻🍻🍻🍻👏🥳🥳🍻🎈🎈 no but seriously im really upset. he was an awful texter and communicator, and he knew i had really big struggles with abandonment PLUS attachment. i had to beg him to text me back and just talk to me, which he still didn't unless i was (reluctantly) flirting with him or if i was venting to him and needed him.
we saw each other in person while he was at my work for a while, and then tried to literally have sex with me there ???????? i told him no and brushed him off since i was uncomfortable with it (it's my fucking job hello why are u trying to fuck). about a week before he came to see me, i opened up to him about my sexual trauma and disassociation issues, and he literally said "i don't even wanna touch you now" after. PLEASE TELL ME IF IM TWEAKING BUT THAT REALLY UPSET ME WTF and then also made fun of me when i was having a disassociation episode ummmmm anyway!
i texted him and again begged him to talk to me and asked him why he acted the way he did, and he apologized so i thought he'd change. HE DIDNT 🔥🔥🔥🔥
he continued to flirt and be sexual with me even though i wasn't really comfortable with it, but i was really attached so i let him get away with it even though i knew i shouldn't. then i told him how i was panicking about that old guy at my job (the one i told you about WHO GOT FIRED WE CHEERED) and he completely left me to deal with it on my own and i was PANICKING. i even texted him twice after my meeting and he still to this day hasn't texted me back (i texted two weeks ago). i haven't reached out since and he hasn't checked on me once 🔥🔥🔥🔥 me when i attach to cold nonchalant men who i think i can fix then end up hurting myself 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Ohhhhhh classic case of a man only keeping you around because he wants to use you but he’s a fucking terrible person in every sense of the word!!!! I know this trope very well it sounds like my ex 😍 and then they only reach out when they want nudes or to sext and then they disappear again 😍 mmmm yeah do that thing again where you treat me like fucking garbage and I’m too stupid and naive to walk away 😍 so hot
Also not him trying to have sex at ur place of work….. AND THEN WHAT HE SAID WHEN YOU OPENED UP ABT YOUR TRAUMA???? HELLO?????????????? Hoooooly fucking shit I am so sorry I literally had a visceral reaction to READING THIS I want to k!ll him actually
Cold nonchalant men who ghost u unless they want sexual favors in return my beloved 🔥 exactly my type 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I am so fucking sorry jfc please tell me you’re aware that you deserve SO much better and you dodged a bullet with him 😭😭 sending all my love I guess we really are just going THRUUUU it this week. Who else up ruminating and yearning for the past so they could go back in time and do it differently 😍 feel better bby I’m here if you need anything :( 🫶
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back by unpopular demand
❤Tommy boy as a caregiver pt.2❤
GN reader, regresses between 1-8 years old, Tommy's lines are in ASL
WARNING: This is 1000000000% sfw, if it sounds a little off its cus I cant write for shit, not cus it's sexual okay? okay
notes: hello im sad and small me needs this. might not be for every regressor tho. enjoy
You won't ever feel truly alone anymore. Even though he can get a little too busy between his new "job" and his family, he is almost always at a scream distance- you can always call for him, and if he isnt busy with you know what, he will come to you at full speed
Best hugs ever. Those arms were made to hold and calm down fussy babies
Mama Luda knows almost every thing about you two cus Tommy cant keep secrets from her (lowkey from no one he truly trusts) so she knows you're a little "childlike" sometimes and thinks it's endearing.
Which means if Tommy can't come to you she will, and will take care of you till he's back
After a while, with Tommy's intense glares and Luda's bribing, they'll get through to Hoyt and will get you into Tommy's room, where you'll spend most of your time. His bed is now half-covered in homemade plushies, and you have a drawer for your other small things
Unfortunately, if you didn't bring your small items and managed to keep them with you, you won't have access to a pacifier :(
They both try really hard to shield you from their lifestyle now, except when it comes to food cus they really dont have many other choices- but because you're Tommy's, Luda will try to make exceptions for when you're feeling "sensitive" and will try to get her hands on something simple and cheap for you (most likely sweet): think biscuits, lollipops, etc.
But if you need something similar you'll always have Tommy's old bottle
And he will gladly offer one of his fingers
Insert image of Tommy holding you oh so gently in his arms, while you got your hands on his wrist and his index in your mouth. Man is holding his happy tears back like a champ
Just keep in mind that no matter how hard he tries to keep himself clean for you, his hands will always taste a little like blood :p
If you experience vent regression often, don't hold back on crying. It will take a while for him to learn, but he will eventually make a habit of craddling your face in his hands with his forehead resting against yours, while he softly sushes you
He is a great listener, though not a great problem solver: if you just need to get something out of your chest, he will be there for you, holding you as tight as he can and trying his darn best to make you feel better
'Do you want your bottle, sweetpea? A stuffie? A hug? Wanna suck on daddy's thumb, darlin'?'
He will also make a point on noticing what triggers your regression and sometimes will do some of those things on purpose, if he knows you're both alone and you need to let him take care of you- will take your shoes off, will bring you some of those biscuits his mom hid behind the toaster, will take his mask off and kiss the top of your head till you say "Papa stOp 😡"
He can be a little insistent in taking proper care of you: will help you take baths, will help you brush your teeth, even do your hair if you're comfortable with it/taught him how. One thing is for sure, you 👏 are 👏his👏 little👏 baby👏 and you wont lift a finger if it depends on him
We love this man your honor, and there's nothing he loves more in the whole wide world than his sweetpea
THIS GOT SO LONG AKAKSKSKSKKS
anyways 😪 here's another 3am blurb, from a very inexperienced writer and mediocre english speaker. Hope it was still enjoyable tho!!!!
#agere#horror agere#thomas hewitt x ageregressor#thomas hewitt fluff#thomas hewitt x you#thomas hewitt x reader#thomas hewitt x y/n#thomas hewitt headcanon#slasher headcanons#slasher fluff#thomas hewitt comfort#leatherface x y/n#leatherface x reader#If any kiddos with a horror movie obsession wanna chat my inbox is always open!!!#my writing
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What Metal Bands They Listen To
Dad raised 2 metal heads so this is what my sister and I think the bro’s favorites would be 😊 CW: Have you ever listened to some of these bands? Literally every trigger warning imaginable (not in this fic really, but if you wanna look up the songs beware)
Lucifer
A good old-fashioned Slayer man
The songs really speak to him and unlike his classical records, they fuel his rage and he’s able to let go
Basically in the longest emo phase since the beginning of time (fuck you dad I’m my own demon)
I feel like his favorite song would be South of Heaven or Angel of Death
South of Heaven is self explanatory and I feel like he’d think the Angel of Death song was about him (it’s about Dr. Mengele)
Mammon
I feel like as far as standard metal, goes he’d love Overkill
Speed metal has the perfect energy for speeding down the highway in his Demonio 666 Lexura, screaming the lyrics all the way
He can’t choose a song because he loves the whole W.F.O. album
HOWEVER, I also feel like he’d be into Limp Bizkit
He’s a rap boy and if he can combine that with the energy metal has he’s all for it!
His favorite song by them is Rollin’ just because of the vibes and energy it has
Leviathan
BABYMETAL
No but really, he’s not really into anything that isn’t anime themed or something.
That being said, I feel like he’d eventually listen to Metallica or Disturbed because one of their songs is in one of his games
It’d start playing and he’d lose the game from being so distracted
It would definitely be more popular songs like Creeping Death by Metallica and Down With The Sickness by Disturbed
Satan
I could see him liking Cradle of Filth
Just completely 100% satanic band with high and low vocals and phenomenal music, he’d love it
He’d feel like he’s getting to know human culture more and how they see demons/his brothers and him
His favorite song would be The Smoke Of Her Burning because of how similar the lyrics are to describing him
Their music is also a stress reliever to him, he can indulge in the rage of others
Asmodeus
Asmo was a little hard for me but I’m thinking Korn
The vocals aren’t too deep most of the time and the way sings and distorts his voice would be very interesting to him
Their beats are also pretty steady so i could honestly see him clubbing to them
I think his favorite song would be Love Song or a classic like Freak On A Leash
A fair amount of higher singing voices but still major drops in the beat
Beelzebub
BEEL👏IS👏A👏DEMON👏
He's eaten both people and demons alive and it hasn't bothered him one bit
That being said, I think he'd like Cannibal Corpse
He can't always understand what they're saying but he loves that unrecognizable growl and the gore they sing about, though he does tend to stay away from their sexual songs (plz do not look them up if you'll be triggered by SA)
This band is definitely not for the faint of heart but it really pumps him up when he's working out especially if he tries to stay on beat with them
Belphegor
When Belphie listens to metal, he is A W A K E and most likely angry at someone/something
Pantera is his perfect kick ass, fuck you, I don't give a FUCK band
He got woken up by Satan trying some new bands out and, at first, craved violence (the lil menace😌)
But the music just seemed to fit so perfectly with his mood, when he got to Satan's room he just started spitballing questions about who that is
Instantly fell in love with the entire Cowboys From Hell album and does call himself a cowboy from hell
#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me shall we date#metalhead#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me levi#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me asmo#obey me beelzebub#obey me beel#obey me belphegor#obey me belphie
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There is a new trend among the feces Richard group. And now they went very low by calling me a pedophile. Well that really odd coz first I'll give all the definition and we gonna argue about it. So the definition of a pedophile: is a person who is sexually attracted to children. That's correct. Now let's us check the definition of children: and it's: a young human being below the age of puberty or below the legal age of majority.. now legal age is a rule but only because we give the girls that just got their period to be in her family arms. Antilles she is 18 or 21. But if we used the nature factor we have no doubt that 13 or 14 years old girls can be your mamma, 100%. and by nature, girls are getting matured much faster then boys. In the Jewish religious, girls become woman at 12 years old they called it Batmistva and boy become man at 13 they called it Barmitva. After I explained the newance let educate feces Richard about that. And I even will take him for example. Richard sexualy attract to old lady's, for example my ex wife, and other temporary woman's. well he is aloud, I on the other hand sexually attracted to younger woman on their 18 and twenties and 30s and forties. But Richard call me a pedophile and he also claim to have evidence. So I welcome any evidence he hold coz I'm highly interested to see. I never knew I'm as such coz I know I mostly attracted to woman that projects the sexual pheromones. Children, do not have this sent.. Ricky you maybe feed you girls with a lot of you shit. But unfortunately you can not feed me coz I'm not your cunt. So please calm down and take a long white line maybe two, you can add baking soda and enjoy you psychotic. And never forget to sing: love to eat me feces, me feces Richard.
P.s.: I remember I spoke to Gianna that some pages on snap chat contains light pedophilia and she was curious and I told her if I’m gonna see it again I’ll screen clip it. I surely saw it and 89% of the boys and girls where on their 17 Pettit side to make the feeling it’s a young content. But I’m assure you that 85% of the so call pedophilia content was 100% legitimate and whomever created that was perhaps working with FECES Richard gangs.
Now guys I deman you to asked fir his evidence material I’m counting on you guys to nail me with his secret contents about me. Please I’m asking you to demand him to reveal.
And much applause 👏
#must also asked feces Richard#how did he managed to get me in to his kink?#perhaps he also need to admit that he did an illegal and installed a spy on my brand new Galaxy note#tell them all you feces shitty Richard
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SCREAM (Yan!GhostFace!Baku)
He also comes maskless! So check out his spoopy mug! 👻
warnings/notes: NSFW, college!au, implied sexual harassment/molestation and planned rape(but it doesn't happen, cuz Kats splodes & kills him and his lackeys), implied drugging, Katsuki goes insane(quite literally), Katsuki is a yandere(who knows his obsession is wrong, but he ends up snapping. and getting worse.), Katsuki's POV, nerdy reader, death, blood, gore, stalking, and murder. 👀 This is gonna be a two or three part fic because I couldn't resist the cliffhanger, but i wanna say reader is a bit fruitloopy, too.(just because of what i have planned for the end. this is a consent blog, sooo)
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Underage characters are Aged Up!
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This was originally supposed to be a tl;dr fic, so I cut back unnecessary parts(who cares how the minor bg characters croak ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we're here for the opening, the ending, and the lovin'), but there still is movie spoilers/references. Enjoy! (not me shamelessly promoting the other parts 😂)
This wasn't like those bitches who cornered you and degraded you in an empty space. They'd get a warning to fuck off. This wasn't like those pimpled extras who thought they even so much as had a chance with you. He'd scare them off and they'd run off with their tail between their legs. The braver ones who'd try cheesy things with you, like trapping you against something with their arms, and oh, especially the dumbass few who tried to cop a fucking feel would get a solid thwacking.
He remembers the old fucking retard office worker in the train who felt you up. It was extremely cathartic to beat that perverted extra shitless. He regrets not turning that asshole's face into a bowl before authorities had to come and pull him off the man before arresting him.
No, this was not like any of those. No, no, no, not at all. He remembers those damn extras and what they had planned.
And he was fucking seething. Seeing red, borderline frothing at the mouth, seething.
See, it takes a lot for Katsuki to really want to kill someone. He may be boisterous and loud, and somewhat violent, but he had self-restraint practically in spades. He didn't want to scare you, after all. If anything, he wanted to protect you. The sweet little studious thing he discreetly pays attention to in the peripheral of his vision whenever he hangs out with his friends. He didn't want to come off as stalkerish. Your cute sweaters and shirts, your cute bottoms you liked so much. He knew your favorite place to sit during lunch, he knew your favorite color(s), he knew what genres you liked, and he even knew what food(s) you enjoyed most. Hell, he even knows which neighborhood you lived in because he couldn't help but give in to his desires. He doesn't know the place you live in, because after a big fat internal war with himself he finally managed to pull himself away from you that one time. He didn't want to scare you.
He wanted to protect you. And he remembers every fucking word those perverts said.
The four were planning to get you alone with them, 'cordially invite' you to the club, and slip you a fucking roofie before hauling you off to God knows fucking where to rape you because one of them took a liking to you. Katsuki fucking snapped.
So here he was, buying a cheap ghost mask from the holiday section decked out with costumes and candy. "It's for my brat brother. He forgot the mask." he easily lied through his damn teeth when the cashier eyed him. When he came home, he opened his wardrobe to fish out clothes he's never worn before. He slips on a printed tank top that read "DIE" and pulled on fishnets and some black ripped skinny jeans, and the cropped hoodie he'd gotten but never wore, before securing his voice changer onto his mask before putting it on and pulling up the hood and securing it. He pulled on a pair of those blue latex gloves, pocketing his burner cellphone, and grabbing a steak knife before heading to the mudroom to pull on and tie up his black combat boots, then he headed out.
He already had that bastard's hangout and their residences scoped out; he also knew who they lived with. And luckily, tonight, one of those bastards was the last one there, deciding to finish up whatever was on their phone before leaving. So he made his move. Katsuki walked up to the man, his boots thudding. "Oh, hey, man. Come back for something?" he asked nonchalantly, but Katsuki remained silent, soon arriving right behind him, glaring down at the shorter man through his mask. He huffs in annoyance as the man continues looking at his phone, and he turns around then shouts, "What the fuck?!" and falls onto his ass, his phone clattering on the cement a distance away. Katsuki cracks his neck before lurching forward to knock him unconscious, nabbing his phone. After securing and muffling that extra, he swipes through his contacts, recognizing a face. One of those bitches that bullied you.
He wants to not only scare that bastard who pulled his friends in on a sadistic scheme, he wants to terrify him. He lifts his gaze to the poor unconscious sap, wearing a feral grin behind his mask as he plans.
That extra's bimbo sister will make the perfect opening scene.
A low, deranged chuckle escapes him.
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He makes sure his voice changer is on before he scrolls through the contacts slowly until he sees a familiar face. Leaning back in his seat, he presses the call button, then puts it on speaker. It rings a couple of times before someone picks up. "Hey. Your brother lost his phone. I thought I'd just call to let you know." he says. 'Really, again?!' she sighs in exasperation. She fell for it. "Where would you like me to drop it off?" he asks, his tone friendly. 'Really? You one of that derp's friends? You're a lifesaver! I wouldn't hear the end of it.' she says, before giving him the address. Stupid little bitch. He could feel the corner of his mouth tick in a semblance of a smile, fingers lightly drumming on a pair of binoculars. "Cool! I'm nearby. I should be there in a couple minutes." he says, glancing up to the rearview mirror to her unconscious brother. Might as well have a little fun before he kills both of them. "Would you like to chat in the meantime?" he asks. 'Sure.' she snorts, and an alarm goes off a few times on her end. "What's that noise?" he asks. 'Oh, just something to snack on while I watch TV.' she replies. "Ooh," Katsuki hums, going along. "What are you watching?" he asks. 'Well, it's October, duh, so I'm watching some scary movies.' she says. "You like scary movies?" he hums. 'Yeah.' she says. "What's your favorite scary movie?" he asks, then she hums in thought.
'Dunno. Maybe Scream?' she says. 'It's got a bunch of sequels. I won't spoil it, but basically a psychopathic killer wearing a ghost costume goes around stabbing and killing students for the LOLs.' she explains. How ironic. He can't help the chuckle that escapes him as she asks, 'What's your favorite scary movie?'
He hums, taking a long moment to pause. The killer that inspired him. "Would it be bad if I say I liked those movies, too?" he asks. 'Nah~ A lotta people like it.' she giggles as he lifts the binoculars, looking through them between her windows. Wide-open. "I'm almost there." he lies. "Is your brother home?" he asks. 'No, he isn't. He usually stays out late, gets drunk. I wouldn't be surprised if he had to call me up and ask me to bail him out of jail, again.' she says. A soft snort escapes him. After a few moments, he asks, "What's your name?" spying her through the living room window. He could see her on her couch, sitting still. 'Why? Did he never tell you or something?' she asks after a moment of silence on her end. "Nah..." he sighs. "I just wanna know who I'm looking at." he says. Her end stays silent for several moments, and he watches her form tense up.
'What...did you say...?' she asks, her tone unsure with a twinge of fear. "I wanna know who I'm talkin' to." he says, watching her get up and peek out of a window. 'No. No...you definitely didn't say that.' she says, staring out the window. Too bad he was camouflaged in darkness a distance away. "What'd you think I said?" he snorts, playing dumb, watching her whip her head around. "What?" he asks. She remains silent. "Hello?" he calls to her. 'Oh, um...I gotta go.' she says hurriedly, moving to close the windows and lock them. "Wait, I still need to deliver the phone." he tries. He could hear her soft bangs through her rush on her end of the line. 'Uh, no, don't you come here.' she says, pulling her phone away from her ear to hang up, sending a pang of anger through his veins. "Don't you dare hang up." he growls, hearing her line end not a moment after. In a fit of rage, he throws his binoculars towards the passenger door with a loud thud.
After tossing the phone on top of the dash, he grips the steering wheel tightly, before inhaling deeply, then exhaling. He could hear a faint shuffling and a soft groan behind him in the backseat.
"Alright." he growls, looking up to the rearview mirror, snagging the phone. "We'll play it like that then." he hisses, opening his car door and getting out, then opening the back door as the terrified man begins to squirm and scream-his pathetic voice muffled by a cloth gag and layers of duct tape. He checks for his knife, before dragging the bastard out. "Shut up, will ya?" Katsuki grunts, knocking the man out again. "Persistent fucks." he hisses under his breath, raising the phone to redial the number. "I told you not to hang up on me." he says the moment she answers. 'Look, what the fuck do you want?' she snaps at him. How cute. He chuckles sinisterly. 'Just don't come here, okay?! Or I'll call the cops!' she exclaims before hanging up.
"Two can play at that game." he says as he takes the roll of duct tape before hauling the shorter man into a fireman's carry with a grunt. Again, he presses redial with his free hand, carrying the unconscious bastard to his sister's back door. And again, she answers.
'Listen here, you asshole--' "No, you listen to me, you fucking bitch." Katsuki seethed angrily through his mask, as he speed-walked to her back door. "You hang up on me one more fucking time, I'll gut you like a fish, ya understand?!" he raises his voice threateningly. He could hear her gulp on her end. "Yeah..." he sighs in relief when she doesn't hang up. "Not so hard, is it?" he almost coos. 'A-Am I a jo-oke to you...?' her voice wavers. He hums, long and low, setting his sight on a plastic lawn chair outback. "Nah." he says, finishing the last bit of distance with a few quick strides, dropping the duct tape onto the grass, and putting the phone into his other hand to take and lift the chair and bring it right before her back porch before setting it down. "More like..." he hums, taking the phone into his free hand again. "A game." he grunts, plopping the man down onto the chair upright. He takes a deep breath. "Can you handle that?" he asks, heading over to pick up the duct tape. "Kitty?" he references her cat-themed t-shirt, chuckling lowly when he can hear her thudding around her house in a panic to lock her doors.
While she pranced around inside, he made quick work of taping her unconscious brother securely to the lawn chair. 'I am like, seconds away from calling the cops...' he heard her weep fearfully through the phone. He snorts, picking up the phone. "They won't make it in time." he tells her, pressing the button to mute his side. "Hey, bastard. Pst." he slapped the man's face with his gloved hand. He stirs groggily. 'The fuh-fuck you want...?' she hiccupped fearfully. "Wake up, you damn perv." Katsuki grunts, standing and lifting a leg to kick him, startling him awake. Katsuki lifts the phone to unmute it, seeing that she'd hung up.
So he walks around the house, leaving his first victim behind, temporarily. When he arrives, he jabs his thumb against the doorbell a few times before removing himself from the peephole's view, chuckling at her shrill shriek. 'Who's there?! Stay away...! Who's there, I--' she goes off, sobbing, as he presses redial, the ring of her phone silencing her. "You should never ask who's there, you asking to die or something?" he asks when she answers, releasing a chuckle. 'Look, you've had your fun, why don't you just leave or something, or--or else.' she tries pathetically. He snorts. "Or else, what?" he asks.
'Or else my brother will be here any moment, and he'll be pissed, so your ass better be gone!' she tries to threaten him. "Sure~" he hums, rounding the house again, his tone disbelieving. 'He practically lives in the gym, so he's strong!' she wails fearfully. "Oooh~" he coos, "I'm shaking in my boots." he says sarcastically. 'You b-better just leave...' she whimpers. "His name wouldn't happen to be..." he pauses for the suspense, "____, would it?" he asks, standing away from the door's view.
'How...do you know his name...?' she asks after a few moments of silence. He shrugs. "I'm his friend, remember?" he hums, chuckling lowly as she softly denies what he said. "You know the little window beside your back door?" he asks. "Turn on the light, and push the curtain aside~" he rasps in a singsong. "And look out." he commands her.
He found sadistic joy in her sobs as she did as told; going to the back of her house, turning on her backdoor light before hesitantly pushing aside the curtain. He almost found catharsis as the man strapped to the lawn chair attempts to squirm and scream through his gag to his bimbo sister. 'God, no!!' he heard her scream, both through the phone and from inside her house, and he threatens her as she unlocks the door to open it for the bastard.
"I wouldn't do that, if I were you." he spat icily. 'No...no...' she sobbed, hurriedly slamming the door shut and locking it, making her brother shake his head fervently and cry out, in an attempt to have her save his ass anyway. Katsuki knew that wouldn't happen. 'Why're doing this...?' she cries fearfully. "I just wanna play a game~" he singsongs creepily. 'No...don--' "Then the fucker dies now." he threatens, reaching for the knife. 'No!! No!' she shrieks, "Then which is it, huh?" he asks. "Which. Is. It?" he growls, his fuse merely seconds from blowing.
'Oh God...' he heard her whimper. 'What...kind of game...?' she asks hesitantly. Fearfully. That's more like it, he thought. "Turn off the light, and you'll see what kind of game~" he coos. Moments later, the light turns off, and he releases a soft sigh of relief. "We're going to play...a little movie trivia." he says. "Answer the question correctly, and he'll live. Easy as that, alright?" he asks. 'Please stop...' she begs. "Oh, come on. It'll be fun. Promise." he chuckles.
"I'll even give you an easy warm-up question." he says. 'No, please don't do this...' she begs. "Awe, but it's from your favorite scary movie." he coos. 'No....' "Who were the killers in the first Scream?" he asks. 'I d-don't know...' she hiccups. "Yes, you do." he says. "Who were they?" he asks again. He hears her gulp. 'Billy and Stu...' she answers, hesitantly. "Yes! Correct answer." he grins sadistically from behind his mask. "Now, to the next one. In Scream 3, how did Cotton die?" he asks. 'Um...shot...! He was shot!' she answers hurriedly. "Oooh, sweetheart. You can't be even more wrong." he says, condescendingly. 'No! I'm right! I've watched the whole series like a hundred times!' she tries. "A hundred times? Then you should KNOW how everyone was killed!" he seethes. "That was the wrong answer. Now, your poor big brother...I'm afraid he's out~" he chuckles sinisterly. 'Wh-What are you--no...no, no! NO!' he hears her come to an epiphany as he takes his sharpened knife out. The light turns on and he can hear her desperate pleas, her banging from the 'safety' of her home, and the muffled voice of his first victim. "Not sorry, man. Perverts can go to hell~" he drives the knife inside the man's gut, then upwards vertically, splitting him open with rough, jagged jerks of his arm. The bloodcurdling screeches that came from the woman inside, and the fact that the first bastard was now dead brought Katsuki great catharsis.
He doesn't bother turning around to face her, knowing she was still watching while he lifted the phone up to speak into it again. "I'm in a really good mood, right now." he growls. He could hear her hiccups. Her pathetic sobs. "So guess what?~" he hums. 'No...no...please...'
"You get a bonus round!~"
He was so gonna enjoy killing every last one of those fuckers.
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#bnha#dynamight x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#ghostface!bakugo x reader#ghostface!bakugou x reader#yandere bnha#yandere bakugo katsuki#yandere bakugou katsuki#college!au
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SHAM list #2021
Bravo, Brava Ladies! 👏👏👏 We did it, a dashing 106 songs to choose from! Here it is:
THE SHAM-list #2021
in random order
The Platters/Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender - link
Lying Eyes link
Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer link
What’s Love got to do with it - Tina Turner link
California Girls - Beach Boys - link
Anywhere - Rita Ora link
Don't Stand so Close to Me - The Police link
Send in the Clowns - Judy Collins - link
You’re so vain Carly Simon - link
Puppy Love - Paul Anka - link
Guilty - Barbra Streisand Barry Gibb link
She’s not there Santana - link
Annie I’m not your Daddy Kid Creole & Coconuts link
Little River Band - Lonesome Loser link
Creep - Radiohead - link
California Dreamin - The Papas and the Mammas link
I Like My Women on The Trashy Side - Confederate Railroad link
Don’t let me down - The Beatles link
Mr. Bad Guy - Freddie Mercury link
Father figure - George Michael link
Mr. Big Stuff - link
Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass link
Dirty Old Man - Three Degrees link
Another one bites the dust - Queen link
Have you ever really loved a woman - Bryan Adams link
How can you believe - Fred Astaire & Jane Powell link
Would I lie to you - the eurythmics link
Which one of us is the fool - Robert Palmer link
Dick in a Box - Lonely Island w Justin Timberlake link
Boys like you - Anna Clendening link
I knew you were trouble - Taylor Swift link
September - Earth Wind & Fire link
Let’s just Kiss and say Goodbye- Manhattans link
Rod Stewart - I Don't Want To Talk About It link
Chicago - Hard To Say I'm Sorry link
The winner takes it all - ABBA link
Me, Myself and I - Beyoncé link
I’m coming out - Dianna Ross link
Tainted Love - Soft Cell link
It's a heartache - Bonny Tyler link
We’ve got Tonight - Bob Seger link
Let’s get it on - Marvin Gaye link
Cold as Ice - Foreigner link
I’m not in Love - 10CC link
Smells Like Teen Spirit link
Hungry Like the Wolf link
Stuck In The Middle - Tai Verdes link
Casual Conversations - Supertramp link
Where Do You Go To My Lovely - Peter Sarstedt link
Desperado - Eagles - link
Jive Talkin - Bee Gees link
Lonely - Justin Bieber link
Sugar Daddy - Fleetwood Mac link
Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve link
Secret Love - Doris Day link
I’m Too Sexy — Right Said Fred link
My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It) — En Vogue link
R-E-S-P-E-C-T — Aretha Franklin link
Think — Aretha Franklin link
Baby's Got Blue Eyes - Elton John link
Walking My Baby Back Home - Nat King Cole link
Take the Long Way Home - Supertramp link
Trash Trampoline and The Party Girl - U2 link
Baby - Justin Bieber link
I'm Your Baby Tonight—Whitney Houston link
Baby Love—The Supremes link
Baby Doll—The Fratellis link
Baby it's cold outside - Dean Martin link
All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey link
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt link
Love on the rocks - Neil Diamond link
Love For Sale -Cole Porter link
Two outta three ain’t bad - Meatloaf link
The Wanderer - Dion and the Belmonts link
Oops I Did It Again - Brittney Spears link
Vienna waits for You - link
Kissing a Fool - George Michael link
Good Old Fashioned Loverboy - Queen link
Days of Wine and Roses - Frank Sinatra link
Only Sixteen - Dr. Hook link
Smooth Operator link
Into the Night - Benny Mardones link
I Want Your Sex - George Michael link
This is Hardcore - Pulp link
Womanizer - Britney Spears link
Lemon Incest - Serge Gainsbourg, Charlotte Gainsbourg link
23 - Shakira link
Anna - The Beatles link
The Lady Is A Tramp - Frank Sinatra link
Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye link
Puppy Love - Donny Osmond link
Big Time - Peter Gabriel link
Having My Baby - Paul Anka link
You’re Sixteen - Ringo Starr link
Good Old Fashioned Loverboy -Queen link
Sugar Daddy - Qveen Herby link
Sugar, Sugar -The Archie’s link
I’m Going Dow - Bruce Springsteen link
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits link
A Girl - the Beatles link
When It's over - Loverboy link
It’s all over now, Baby Blue - Bob Dylan link
Does your mother know - ABBA link
Moi Lolita - Alizée link
NoYoung girl - Gary Puckett link
Sam - Olivia Newton John link
You can listen/watch the entire playlist here, or click on the separate links provided behind the title and artist.
Link to playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPdQYQFIj4E-imxrZabCTxKUsmVAg73qJ
- Pick your 5 favorite songs from this list [Remember it needs to fit SHAM]
- Leave your 5 favorites in the comments, or DM me, or Message me.
- Voting starts 13 December (today) and ends 20 December
On December 21 I will post the list from the last up to number #11
As of December 22 I will post each day 1 song, numbers #10 - #1. Number #1 will be revealed on December 31.
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moo…you can’t just tell us you have a top five for sharks and not give us the list. i must know. share with the people.
okay okay okay here it comes
Coming in at number 5, we have the Wobbegong
This boy made it on the list partly because of his great name, which sounds like some sorta monster from a Lewis Caroll poem, and partly because he looks like someone's spooky grandpa
just look at this guy, why didn't HE make an appearance in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest as one of Davy Jones' crew?
Wobbegongs are bottom dwellers who blend in to their surroundings in order to snack on unsuspecting fish and yeah that makes sense. I would be wary of this mother effer if I saw him drift out of the darkness of a dirty alleyway on my way home late at night.
These guys are also very lazy and chill and spend most of their time just SITTIN there, which I relate to on a very intimate level.
"But Moo, how dangerous are they to me, a human being, personally?"
Well if you're a bitch about it then they're kinda dangerous. Because these babes are known to bite unsuspecting swimmers who get too close to them. But can you blame them? There you are, chillin' on the ocean floor and then some fuckin honkey in a snorkel is STEPPIN on your turf man I'd bite too if some stranger was traipsing all over my lawn and chasing away my lunch.
Also, they have a habit of biting and not letting go, because clearly people need some time for the weight of their transgressions to sink in. I agree. You go, funky little wobbegongs, I support you
At number 4, we have the Thresher Shark
Just look at that tail. It's very much giving me drama, mystery, intrigue. It's like a pretty lady at a red carpet event with a long ass train on her dress. Elegant, beautiful, stunning
Thresher sharks are vulnerable to extinction because they're very popular sport fishing prey. This, understandably, makes Moo CATACLYSMICALLY VIOLENT TOWARDS HIS FELLOW MAN!!
how can you hunt something so glorious? That whip like tail they use to swat the everloving shit out of fish they're tryna score for a midday meal... that dopey, somewhat confused and uncomfortable expression on their face... every underwater photo of these bitches looks like a poorly rendered 3d model that can't believe it exists
Also, these cutie patooties are some of the only sharks that actually breach, like whales or dolphins. And that tail is to thank for the ability i mean LOOK at the air this guy gets:
somebody sign this guy up for the OLYMPICS, he's a star!
Number 3, we got the Greenland Shark
this bitch WILD!!!! Greenland sharks have the longest lifespans than ANY OTHER ANIMAL IN THE WORLD. These zombie torpedos can live between 250-500 years are you KIDDING me????
They're slow moving (same), ugly (same), and toxic (same). Eating their flesh without properly treating it first can give the effect of extreme drunkenness. Sign me UP. EXCEPT DON'T ACTUALLY SIGN ME UP BECAUSE THESE OLD ASS FISH ARE VULNERABLE DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE RAISING THE TEMPERATURE OF THEIR ARCTIC WATER HABITATS. Not to mention it takes them like 150 years to mature sexually and then it takes another like... 8-18 years for their pups to gestate.
Also, Greenland sharks are scavengers and scavenger animals are famously my favorite types of animals (lookin' at you, hyenas... lookin at you 😌). That being said, they're also apex predators who will literally eat like... anything. There have even been cases where a greenland shark's stomach was cut open and they found MOOSE and REINDEER in there. Like damn boy i respect the hustle, get that meal 👏
"But Moo," you're thinking. "They're so ugly, Moo."
And? What of it? Like they care? They're basically blind, bro. they don't even know what mirrors are, bro. Work on yourself before slinging your warped perception of beauty on my guy here
For number 2, you already know it's the Whale Shark babeeyyy
I, like so many others, am a big fan of gentle giants. And that's exactly what the whale shark is. This girl is the largest known fish and also a filter feeder, eating mostly plankton and shit.
and she's BEAUTIFUL. literally i would take this total smokin babe out for a fancy night on the town, it's what she deserves. Those spots? The shape of that sleek tail? Mmm chef's kiss, stunning
Whale sharks like to play with divers too, isn't that adorable? And because of their size and diet, these beauties gotta eat like... constantly. I, too, like to eat constantly, so obviously i feel a strong kinship to whale sharks
what more can i say? 10/10, great fish 👌
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, despite it being very obvious what was going to happen...
My number 1 shark is the Tiger Shark
they are just ocean puppies and nobody can change my mind!!!
They're named tiger sharks because of the stripes on their skin that fade as they age.
And baby they got RANGE. they will eat basically anything (same) including garbage (...same?). Also, dolphins avoid them because they will absolutely fuck those bottle nosed pussies UP. and if there's one thing i want to be in this world, it's avoided by dolphins.
Tiger sharks are considered very dangerous to humans despite not being aggressive towards them because they have, on occasion, fucked a human's shit all the way up. Honestly? Deserved.
they're just the best. absolutely gorgeous. Best sharks ever, feel free to quote me on that because i'm right
And that's my list! Hope you enjoyed it Babe 🖤 Sharks are such cute and amazing creatures and we should all do our part to spread the love of them so we can stop people from killing them needlessly. so tell your moms and dads and uncles and etc. Sharks are good! Friends!
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I just saw the the mcyttwt ask and HARD RELATE!!!
For ages now young 14 year olds that just found out they're lesbians have been very clearly taken under the wings of terfs/radfems on twitter and they have been thought that everyone is against them full stop. You literally can't question them or ask them to even fully read on what they're hating because they'll straight away go "I'm a lesbian I know what I'm talking about I don't need to read about mspec lesbian to know they're forcing cishet men into women lesbian spaces" you then tell them that's literally word for word how terfs talk and they go "trans 👏 women 👏 are 👏 women" like that washes their hands of it.
The reason why they thrive in mcyt spaces on twitter is no only because twitter is just ran by terf ideology now but because these literal kids are actually bullied and told that they are secretly supporting or doing something bad all the time by outsider and insiders alike just for being in the mcyt fandom. This makes all of them insecure so they over compensate making them listen to anyone that's anger to appease them even when if you look it up or actually ask around you'll find it's not a problem. When the whole "new pan flag" thing started I was literally seeing walls of tweets saying "don't even ask why bi lesbian's are bad it's lesbophobic and that's finally" then with the male section it was the same thing again.
I will also say these people are all about lesbians and supporting them till they see an actual butch lesbian that won't take shit. I see a lot of the mcyttwt baby lesbians talking about fighting lesbian stereotypes until it involves butches (this is literally my way of finding out if somebody's an exclusionist or terf fast) and I just know in my bones that it's because butches are masculine and actually internalise lesbophobia makes people hate them off the bat.
I know that recently a lot of accounts on twitter that started a lot of fighting and used their identities as a shield were revealed for lying but I'm waiting for that for lesbian accounts and being terfs like so many already hate mspec lesbians proudly when are they gonna stay what they really feel about trans people??
This whole thing just made me realize we need to update people on how to spot terf ideology because too many people think it's just somebody going "that's a man in a dress!" So they don't bother question how they view gender or sexuality or any harmful more subtle beliefs they have
i don't think the people who would benefit from a refresher on terf ideology would be willing to listen, tbh. i've seen so many people explain that "lesbians can't be/like men" is a terf talking point that was/is used to exclude trans women from lesbianism by calling them men, and the folks who are currently parroting that phrase in their hate campaign against mspec lesbians will literally just be like "um trans women are women, if you see 'lesbians can't be/like men' and think that's excluding trans women, then you're the transphobe" and it's like........you didn't read anything that was said to you.
it's just............pointless to even try with them (or any kind of exclusionist). i know a lot of people feel we should be educating exclusionists and trying to help them, but if they refuse it, then it's a waste of our time and just opening ourselves up to suicide baiting and harassment. they have to be willing to be educated, otherwise it's not going to amount to anything.
it just....sucks what's going on in the community. it sucks that people are poisoning so many young queer people with terfism and queerphobia, and it sucks that the people who try to help and educate are treated like shit.
#asks#artioprotection#exclusionism#terf mention#lesbian antagonism#mspec lesbian antagonism#trans antagonism#suicide mention#harassment mention#queer antagonism#long post
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Not to make this a dump on Harries day, but something that has always bothered me to no end is how fans try to police his dating and sex life. How they think that, if we didn't see it, it didn't happen. From whining about him having a type to being obsessed with the idea that he is some blushing virgin who doesn't have sex outside of a relationship. It feels so slut shamey when people go out of their way to assert that he doesn't have casual sex or one night stands anymore and has totally grown out of that "messy" behavior. He's 26 years old! It's completely normal and healthy and encouraged to be exploring your sexual desires and I hope he's doing plenty of it while he can. Acting like it's bad and wrong and like Harry should be above it is absolutely asinine because I promise you it's happening whether we know about it or not. I think it just stems from fans constantly infantilizing him. They always refer back to Harry's first RS interview where the interviewer brought up 'After' and Harry said he hoped his fanfic counterpart was getting laid more than he was. Some Harries really ran with that and used that as some kind of evidence that he barely has sex which is just so unrealistic. Harry is young, hot, successful, and (was) one of the most eligible bachelors in the industry. I can guarantee that man is not wanting for physical intimacy. And that's a good thing! You should be happy he's being satisfied! They act like Larries sometimes with how badly they want their fave to be miserable to make them feel better about their own lives. Stop projecting!
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REPLIES TO UNDERHANDED DEALINGS part 1
@wannabecatwriter
Hmm, I guess Roy’s going to see something he won’t like.
Yeah…I wonder if he’ll wash his hands of her…😁👏
@doka-chan
Maybe it’s not what it seems… and if it is… I’ll feel sorry for Roy in a way.
Yes….things are really starting to get out of hand…..
@roseoftheoakmoon
I guess the question now is whether Saoirse is only providing a show for the doctor to… tend himself to or if she’s the one doing the handling. Either way doesn’t look great for her to be doing as a married woman to begin with but maybe she can convince Roy it’s just “a business transaction” like his little Crystal loophole.
I’m sure a psychologist would have a field day, but the way I see it is that catering to the doctor’s whims gives her an outlet for the suffocating boredom of living in Sunset Valley, and also feeds her rebellious streak. She does also genuinely like the doctor. I think his feelings for her might go deeper than that, though.
@justanothersimsblog
Kinda excited for this. What’s next!?
The Doctor goes home to his wife and erm…
LMBO, “that thick, glutinous squelching noise” maybe that’s the sound of good ‘clean' fun xD
This is one of the first gifs that came up when I Googled ‘good clean fun’. LMBOOOOO.
@parystrange
I’m not sure what’s happening is what Roy thinks is happening.
@lifeasasim
Why do I have a feeling it isn’t anything to do with sex? No? Ok, maybe I’m wrong.
She was just giving him a hand after hours!
@tyrellsimsoficeandfire
What a beautiful building! I really like the surroundings of backdoor Roy is looking through 😁
It’s a great vet’s clinic and a pleasure to play. It’s by trin303 on TSR and the link is here.
@nornities
Oh, this is where the term Soap Opera comes from!
@shhhushhh
If I got everything thing right, nothing physical is going on there. But the old man has a fetish and Saoirse obliges satisfying it. Isn’t that a sexual act too? Or maybe there is nothing like that and I have a perverted mind 😂
Of course you nailed it Mirena! I’m pretty sure most people would regard Saoirse as participating in a sexual act because she is providing a sexual service to the doctor, and her husband would be absolutely mortified, and she knows this too, so it is really quite underhanded (hurr hurr) and duplicitous of her. She worded her answer to Roy very carefully though when she explained what exactly went on…she said that the doctor never took his clothes off. But she never said that she didn’t. ;=)
@miraakles
STOP WAITING. Leave her ass! Don’t tell me you still wanna be with this housekeeper after this?
but everyone wants a handy housekeeper!
@miraakles
I don’t care if it isn’t sex! I hope he doesn’t figure that out and leaves her ass dry!
@greywardenconsort
It’s just one friend giving a hand to another friend Roy
@justanothersimsblog
:( aw, I was hoping for him to catch them/surprise them
I’m sorry but really, there was nothing for him to see!
@miraakles
I’m done with Roy. He wants to run after this Housekeeper and throw everything away, fine. He’s the dumbest tool in the box for not realizing 13 years is a long time! People change!
I agree he is being very dumb, and selfish, and even cruel by not thinking of how much his actions could devastate other people, and deluded for trying to recapture his teenage years, which might also indicate some sort of midlife crisis, even though he is only 31. But I also have to admire him for taking risks and pursuing his dreams.
@devotedghosts
Oh Roy. Will he ever just get it together?
@hyperkaos
I’m waiting to see if judgmental Roy has his robes with him.
I think Roy has the good sense to realise that if a person is the type who has no moral qualms seducing a 17 year old, then they are probably also a person who would have no qualms catering to someone’s harmless fetish.
@shhhushhh
Roy is a good attacker so if the situation ever comes in his favour ot would be now or never. 😊
@roseoftheoakmoon
It’s a little creepy that he needed to confront her about it. He’s possessive of people who don’t belong to him, even.
Roy is a lot of unsavoury things, true, but in this instance I don’t see his behaviour as being creepy. I see it as more of him always wanting to know everything. It kills him if he doesn’t have the dirt of everything, even things that don’t concern him directly. (As he demonstrated at the disastrous BBQ he invited Georgina and Joël to, just so if he could find out for sure if they’d slept together.)
@kscriba
I’m surprised at everyone’s reactions! If I was Roy I would immediately confront her, too. I mean, she was the one who was talking about how she and her husband were stable, and then she sought out Roy at the hotel she was at. Better to understand what’s going on.
Well, yeah, there’s that to, lolol! I’m pretty sure I would do exactly the same as Roy in his shoes but we are both Aries soooo….
#wannabecatwriter#doka-chan#roseoftheoakmoon#justanothersimsblog#parystrange#lifeasasim#tyrellsimsoficeandfire#nornities#shhhushhh#miraakles#greywardenconsort#devotedghosts#hyperkaos#kscriba#replies
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It's our Paradise, our War Zone
warnings/notes: Have some angst...in Enji's POV! I'll leave imagining what happens after the end to ya'll. And yes, Enji cries. He's divorced with Rei, been with Reader for a few years(because he's literally a DILF 🥵). He sucks it up and decides he should let you go because he loves the pretty young you too much to 'make you stay' with an old man past his prime like himself when you say you want to talk. But there's a twist; you wanted to announce you're pregnant and want to keep the baby...but you never get the chance to. Directly. Because he ends it. Also, the song itself is slightly sexually suggestive, just so ya'll know.
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paradise, paradise ~ war zone, war zone <3
After his divorce with Rei years ago, he never expected to see someone again. He never knew he'd meet you, who caught his attention only a year later. He'd never admit it, but he was lonely.
He never expected you to butt into his gray world, all bright, bold, and as fiery as he was in his youth. The sweet, young you. He learned he liked sweet things, because of you. Decades younger than him. He didn't expect anything more than a one-time fling. Of all the things you were...you were persistent. It was cute, really, how you'd look up at him, bright eyed and bushy tailed. How you'd eventually outright flirt with him, thinking him too thick-skulled to pick up on your earlier subtle hints, because he could never find it in himself to reject your advances. You were stubborn. And he hates to admit it, but he liked that.
But what made him fall hard? Your sincerity. Your independence. You never let him pay for yours and his outings. You paid your bill, and he paid his. You made it clear, you were after him, and not his money. You weren't a gold digger, despite what others thought. You were far from it. And again, he'd never admit it, but he was a lonely old man.
So he let those days span into weeks. Those weeks span into months, and before he knew it, it's been a few years, now. You found a close friend in his ex-wife, and got along with his sons and daughter. You were perfect.
You were young.
You had so many years ahead of you. So many things you could do. So much you could achieve. And him? He was an old man way past his prime. It had always bothered him, despite your reassurances. The huge age gap.
One day, you contacted him. You wanted to talk about something. And this was when he resolved himself, telling you he wanted to talk with you, too.
You were deserving of so much more than him. He didn't want to keep shackling you down. He decided when you two were to meet, he'd end it.
And now, he's hunched over his desk, staring down at the papers you'd thrown away, stuck in an emotional war with himself of his own making.
You met with him in his office. You were so nervous. So happy. It pained him. In your hand was an envelope; something you wanted to deliver to him, personally. "Enji!~" you called out to him, with your saccharine voice. "Y/N." he replied.
He only ever knew how to fuck good things up, huh?
"I got something to tell you. I think it's good news, I--" "We need to end this."
He couldn't find it in himself to look at you. He could feel you deflate, like it was second nature to him.
"...End what?"
He hadn't answered. He was afraid he'd take what he said back.
Stupid, stupid...
"...Enji...?" your small voice rang, afraid.
The silence was deafening. He had hoped you'd get the gist and leave.
He was in love with you. You deserved so much more. That's why he had to let you go. That's why he couldn't let you stay.
The crinkling of the envelope, the wet wobbly sigh you released. The soft, resigned 'Okay...' that passed your lips, and your retreating footsteps that stopped at the door. You tossed the envelope into the bin, crumbled up, before opening the door, walking out, and closing it quietly.
He'd clenched his jaw, he'd fought with himself to not go to you. Tell you to stay.
He's fucked so many things up in his life.
He heard your soft sniffles on the other side of the door. Even though you're long gone, now, he could still hear them.
He's made so many decisions he regrets.
He had heard your footsteps retreating from his door.
But this decision tops the cake.
He releases a shaky sigh, closing his eyes. You flash behind his eyelids, as if you were tormenting him for what he did, hours earlier. He coldly sent you away. He inhales sharply, sliding his palms down to apply light pressure to his eyes, attempting to will away your image.
The tears he'd felt threatening to spill.
To no avail.
So, he wept. Silently, broad shoulders quaking, jaw clenched.
And on his desk laid the test results he'd retrieved from the bin after you threw them away. That you were so nervous and so happy to show him.
You tested positive.
He fucked up, yet again.
He couldn't do at least one fucking thing right, could he...?
You were pregnant with his child.
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#bnha#todoroki enji x reader#enji todoroki x reader#endeavor x reader#songfic#Spotify
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