in the sexyman polls regardless of popularity i truly think etho is the truest tumblr sexyman. Like. Scar I understand but to be real i don’t think most of the people who sexymanify scar truly disregard his personality and general appearance. Etho sexymanifiers just fucking lie to themselves and to be honest that is the most inherent quality of a true tumblr sexyman

Fellas....

Has anyone asked the owari no seraph fandom if they are okay after chapter 129?

THERE ARE TWO CANON QUACKITYSSSS

The what what version of you?????????

"oh but variants of the same person are LITERALLY SIBLINGS because they must have the same parents and everyone knows you are your own siblings in fact it's like they're TWINS which is EVEN WORSE and it's DEFINITELY incest and look basically this entire thing is DISGUSTING because as mentioned the only way to interpret being variants of the same person is to see them as LITERAL SIBLINGS and I bet they have EXACTLY THE SAME DNA and I am clearly in the right here I don't see how anyone could read it differently so we can all agree that anyone who DOES ship variants of the same person with each other is a SICK BASTARD who is into incestuous ships and -"

1998 trigun literally wins because i was terrified that it would only be stampede and i was preemptively crying and hugging myself then the haul

Gene selfcest only works if MCD Gene is toned down so he wouldn’t be excessively abusive.

Vampire/demon/etc x human dynamic is very easy to pull off with them once MCD Gene isn’t an abhorrent person.

thinking about loki’s 400 year long stare at mobius when he says, “it’s about who”

and then how he looks at sylvie and says, “i can rewrite the story” and how she has her own story - without romance. how she told him to “write his own story” and how he’s now canonically god of stories/storytelling.

thinking about how if they make lokius canon, marvel’s first major canonically queer character will have “rewritten” the cishet centred narrative that a major audience is expecting and just how powerful that would be.

because, as much as i like the bisexual “confirmation” scene - it was very easy to look over if you’re a homophobic viewer or don’t know what bisexuality is. because they never had either of them say the words, “i am bisexual”. that and how they “dealt” with loki’s genderfluidity.

but a major gay couple?? with the healthiest and most intimate relationship i’ve EVER seen marvel write?? that would not be so easy to ignore. especially when you go back and see that it’s been there the whole time. if you knew what to look for. which, is honestly probably the queer vision in a nutshell. because cishets will be blind to anything if they see a man + woman option. they need “undeniable” proof. marvel knows that & it’s why they’ve gotten away with this. why they’re still “safe” for most of their anti-queer audience.

but just imagine, if loki fixes all this, get his friends back, and shows mobius know how he really feels and basically says “this has been the love story the whole time” THAT will be his legacy. in all the glorious i’m a god and i’ve been bad and i’m good and i’m queer and i have inherent worth just like everybody else and i don’t give a fuck loki fashion. and i hope to gods we get to see that.

that’s the story i want to see.

because if they turn around and give us sylki — (and in doing so say here’s a perfect example of a healthy gay relationship but instead we’re gonna give you a toxic genderbent selfcest romance) regardless of the fact we know they are both queer — that is not what a homophobic audience is going to see. they’re going to be satisfied that they didn’t see two men kissing on their screen and call it another win. and marvel would be continuing to encourage the idea that us queer fans are delusional - despite the clearly intentional writing.

not to mention the exhausting, intrinsically homophobic harassment & clowning lokius shippers have endured would actually not be for nothing if lokius were canon and marvel were to decide btw queer people are real and so are their stories and so is their love.

if the show about the genderfluid bisexual god of stories can’t accomplish that after all this character development then. idk.

What I say: haha sifloop is toxic doomed selfcest yuri lol

What I think: Do you ever think about Siffrin and Loop. Do you think about how one and the same person living different experiences can practically shape them into two different people. Do you think about personhood and identity and how Loop reduces themselves to a guide to help Siffrin with the loops down to their name? Do you ever think about Loop mocking Siffrin vs Siffrin expressing his gratitude to them and about self hatred vs self love? Do you think about how the scene where Loop wins the battle has them depicted in a similar style as Mal Du Pays, who embodies Siffrin's homesickness and self loathing? Do you ever think about a version of yourself who got a happier ending and get angry? Do you think about "I'm sorry, Siffrin. And thank you, Loop." do you think about how loop genuinely wanted to help siffrin but also was so so enraged that he succeeded where they failed. do you think about how siffrin yearns for his home and the stars and wants to remember things but as the timeloop goes on he grows bitter towards those things and hates having memorized everything that happens. but he also still yearns for what he lost. do you think about loop hating the universe and their country and being removed from everything they ever had and forced to go through so much change after their fear for the future trapped them in the timeloop for so long.do you think about how siffrin starts seeing his friends as actors. do you think about how much loop still loves their friends even after all of this. do you think about how act 5 siffrins cruelty almost fits loops brand of cruelty. do you think about the diary written by someone who went trough a hard time and created a copy of themselves because they felt like no one could understand them. do you think about loop believing the only person who could understand what they went through was siffrin. do you think loop died peacefully knowing they made it possible for siffrin to get out of the loop or do they have to rebuild their life up from nothing? do you think they could ever forgive siffrin. do you think they could ever forgive themselves

[Suit & Maid AU]

Lee Hakhyun x 1864 Cheon Inho

Tag: selfcest (???), toxic, tragicomedy, etc.

This is a couple made in ORV Discord. "LHH the Ground Rat" & "CIH the Evil Cockroach" have a spicy enemies to lovers relationship, thanks to a lot of side stories readers’s roleplay.

Suit & Maid AU is the idea of Chair @rlaehrwk-37 & Lime. I changed to 1864 CIH becuz I enjoy 40 YJH x 40 CIH.

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🎊 Congratulations Chair for not winning the poll! 🎊

(You almost got 49% of the votes LMFAO)

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In the webnovel, CIH smokes during a conversation scene with KDJ (webtoon cut it off)

So, here's a spicy idea: Under the flickering lights of Geumho station, Cheon Inho smoked a cigarette and blew the smoke into Lee Hakhyun's face. The two then exchanged a passionate kiss, their breaths mixing with the smell of cigarette smoke 🚬🔥

Win for selfcest fans all across the globe tbh

Zibdib propaganda

@iz-rarepair-tournament Put together some Dib/Zib propaganda (really just me rambling a lot).

Like a lot of selfcest ships, this ship has the element of seeing yourself literally in another version of yourself...but with Zibdib, Dib gets to see some of his worst aspects.

He's determined to stop Zim and protect Earth, no matter what it takes. Zib is an extreme of that—he took over his Earth and sacrificed a whole universe in order to stop the Irken Empire, and he plans to keep sacrificing universes until he succeeds at it. It could make Dib question just what sacrifices he'd be willing to make, what lines he'd cross, to win. Would he want to go as far as Zib?

Plus, Zib has some of Zim and Dib's shared flaws, so it can even make Dib start to realize the similarities between himself and his greatest enemy, shaking up that dynamic, too.

And from Zib's perspective...Dib is the first sign of humanity he's seen in a long time. After all, with the PAK, he isn't completely human anymore (though he would never admit that). Seeing a version of himself still so human...would he feel jealousy? Longing? Anyway, I just think there would be moments with the two where Zib just kind of...stares at Dib. Watching.

I would also imagine Zib craves approval and companionship. He has both a Dib and Zim's desire for that, on top of being completely alone for an unknown length of time...if someone (say, Dib) decided to stay with him, he'd just melt.

Worth noting that at first, Zib likes Dib. Or at least, enough to

Let down his facade and tell him his whole plan

Tells him about how successful he was in just the way Dib wants to hear (lying)

Lets Dib join in on the plan (even if he gives him insultingly simple tasks—he's still treating Dib as an ally and not a tool the way he does the Zims)

And after Dib's betrayal...there's a very good plotline for a friends(?) to enemies (to allies to friends again) to lovers story here if we continue off the events of the comics.

Finally, so many good potential date ideas! Hunting paranormal creatures together—something they would both enjoy, and something Zib likely hasn't done in forever, giving him a chance to actually relax. Exploring space together, with Zib taking advantage of his now built-in translator and perhaps even some maps within the PAK. And so on.

Sort of propaganda: if both Tak/Tak's Ship and Dib/Zib win their respective polls, they—the only two selfcest ships—will go against each other in the next round. And wouldn't that be interesting to see?

That would be pretty interesting and I, for one, would love to see that epic battle

people being mad about the loki het ship because it's selfcest and therefore terrible vs me who is pretty certain that i only like it *because* it's selfcest. like for reals it does a few tropes that i generally can't stand but somehow i am won over by the "you fell for yourself" angle. what's that about? am i just a sicko?

jeff satur selfcest multiverse vs agust d selfcest multiverse who's gonna win