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orphyd · 4 days
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dr harvard and smelliott
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spacepatrolhana · 1 year
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shane vs the world ?!?!??!
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ask-shane · 4 months
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this is real
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luvstruckmutt · 4 months
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they both suck bad ^^
based on this post!! <3
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So, Shane's my Secret Santa Stardew Valley style, ok
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And this fucker gives me a Purple Mushroom
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THEN has the AUDACITY to say this too
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?????
SIR. The selling price for this is, like, 250g????? It takes me AGES to find ONE?????? And I have to go fight monsters for that ONE PURPLE MUSHROOM?!?!?!
He either paid a fortune for one piece of purple mushroom, which is unlikely because he's working at Joja of all the places. Or he went in the mines and researched for one.
This fucker went to the mines to get me a stupid purple mushroom- is not even a red one, is purple man. Purple. He could have given me a rock man, he hates me, no hard feelings right??? But he went out of his way to get me a purple mushroom, which is rare and all that. He fought monsters and probably researched for HOURS for a STUPID Purple Mushroom.
Man, I am in love right now.
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been playing stardew valley recently.
i named my pc acorn steve. if you even care /j
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stampiii-blog · 1 year
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Wanna send a love card for valentine's day to your ~special one~ who happens to be into Stardew valley ? Don't worry, I got you covered with some of the best and definitely most aesthetic SDV love cards ever ! (Sorry I just made them with a few characters and not every bachelors, I didn't have a lot of ideas !)
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Bringing up some angst because I crave violence:
How would the SDV and SVE marriagables react to their kid/kids having the gift of magic, but then they learn that their children might get taken away by the ministry of magic to study under a mage in a different town?
Hello 👋 Glad to see you here again ☺️ I hope you don't mind if I only do SDV and SVE bachelors here 💕
SDV and SVE bachelors react to the news that the Ministry of Magic may take baby away from them and Farmer:
"Sam, our kid has magic." "That's awesome!" "Also, our kid can be taken away by wizards from the Ministry of Magic without our permission, to be put in the hands of a stranger for magic training..." ".... Now that's not awesome at all." Sam is completely confused and doesn't know what to do. Naturally, he doesn't want to give his own child to just anyone and to an unknown place. So he will consult with the Farmer on what to do. His first suggestion will be to make a lot of traps in house for uninvited guests, as in the "Home Alone" film. If their arrival is not avoided, the musician will not give up the baby without a fight!
"If they think they can just walk into our house and take our kids, they're very fucking wrong," Shane will not put up with the idea of some strangers coming in and dictating terms to him and his family. He will be willing to physically attack them in order to protect the people he holds dear, and will also become a little paranoid about the safety of Farmer and the little ones. Not under his watch, no way.
"What?! It's... That's... How dare they?! What right do some, pardon my profanity, imbecile have to come into our house and take our child?! Outrageous! Oh, I'm going to go over there and tell them what I think of them..... Well, where are they exactly?" Elliott may go so far as to go to Rasmodius' tower and ask him to connect him with this obscure Ministry so that the writer can vent his tirade on these upstarts. Alas, it is unlikely that a verbal altercation and bare fists will somehow cope with powerful magic, but Elliott is ready to fight to the last for his and Farmer's child.
Harvey could hardly keep calm, but Farmer sees the rage boiling inside their spouse, which is quite justified, for they too do not want to obey the stupid rules of the Ministry of Magic. Instead of aggression and emotion, the local doctor will use cold logic. In fact, the Ministry's actions can be seen as kidnapping, a violation of human rights. Farmer already famous person outside the Stardew Valley, and Harvey is not the last doctor, so if the case is made public, non-magical people will become a big problem for the magical organisation.
The news of the magical talent and the Ministry made Sebastian very worried. It's one thing to simply be offered a choice and quite another to be almost forcibly taken away from your family. Sebby wouldn't let that happen. Even though he doesn't know much about adventurers and the concept of magic yet, he believes that he and Farmer together can handle the trouble and protect their child from toxic people from some stupid Ministry.
Alex has a similar situation with Shane, except the athlete is now even more fixated on the child's safety. He knows Farmer will always be able to protect themself, but what about their baby? He's going to start being with his baby and Farmer almost 24/7. Farmer will have to calm down the worried young dad and together solve the problem, for Alex, who is guarding the crib for the fourth night without a proper sleep, already realizes himself how this stress is taking a heavy toll on his health.
Magnus knows how the system works in the magical world and realizes that sometimes the rules of the Ministry of Magic sometimes are... questionable, but he doesn't worry about this much. He is an official wizard and it makes no sense to give another wizard their gifted baby. If someone at the top does want to give the baby to another person, Magnus has enough connections (and Camilla as a bargaining chip), to give the Ministry hell on earth. But this is as a last resort, he hopes the Ministry will make the right choice.
Yoba... Victor had once read about the Ministry of Magic and the rather strange rules and code of wizards/witches/mages, but taking a child away from their family? That's not right. The poor man is utterly confused and doesn't know who to turn to for advice. All he can do is hope they can enlighten the Ministry members when they come to their farm. Or protect the child. He may not be as brave as his love, but a parent, when they feel threatened towards their child, is capable of many things in a rage.
"Don't worry, my love. No one will take our little one because the mage who will train them is standing right in front of you." Lance himself was given to his Dragonmaster for training, but it was his meaningful choice at the time, and his parents were okay with it too. And Lance realises that it didn't go as smoothly for other families. However, he, like Magnus, is officially a mage on par with his position as an adventurer, so it doesn't make sense to give the child to someone else. Lance will not give the baby to anyone, he will defend with words (maybe even sword and magic) his spouse and his child if need be.
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totorotatdewvalley · 2 years
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you ask gay people to show you their favorite stardew valley bachelor/bachelorette and they pull out an emo, a cottagecore redhead, and/or an alcoholic
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hungry-hobbits · 1 year
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melonelle · 2 days
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i'm on my dad!shane feelings
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stardewgay · 1 year
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peachsaplings · 5 months
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ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒, ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑒.
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pridewishes · 10 months
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♔ || SHANE ICONS
250x250 || bisexual || bordered circle
like / rb + credit + read dni if using
requested by anon !!
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ketzel · 1 year
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colored a shane 🤯💥
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Anyway, now I'm dating Shane too
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Based on the fact that during our first week of marriage all Alex has done was to wake up reaaaally late
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