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itzvintagevibez · 1 year
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CLARISSA TEACHING EVER READER HOW TO BE GOOD
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Clarissa; Okay let's go through this again- What do you do when you see person in need of help?
Reader; Look a different way
Clarissa; No! *losing her temper* Okay let's try this again, a young beautiful lady just tripped and fell, what do you do?
Reader; Ask for her number
Clarissa; Wha- Why?!
Reader; Cause she's beautiful
Clarissa; OMG- Reader listen to me okay?
Reader; Mhm *nods attentively*
Clarissa; A beautiful young woman-
Reader; Is that woman perhaps Lady Lesso?
Clarissa; Why does that have to do with- Argh, yes she is Lady Lesso, anyways you see her in need of help, what do you do?
Reader; What need of help is she in?
Clarissa; She's being strangled by a strong muscular man, now what do you do?
Reader; Nothing
Clarissa; *shocked* Why-
Reader; It's Lesso I know better than to try and steal her moment when she kicks that guy's ass
Clarissa; *speechless*
Lesso watching from the corner of the room with her smirk on her face; That's my girl
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Meetings can be fun
Dovey: (Annoyed) and that's why nevers need to stay on their side of the schools.
Reader: And if they don't?
Dovey: Then there will be punishments.
Reader: What type of punishments, may I ask?
Dovey: I don't know, something severe.
*Lesso walks in*
Reader: *Frantically* I get to punish Lesso!
*all staff turn to look at you*
Reader: (embarrassed) I mean professionally of course.
Dovey: Okay, moving on.
*Lesso walks over to you*
Lesso: (whispers into your ear) Maybe later darling.
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liquidstar · 6 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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frostedpuffs · 6 months
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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odetoscavengers · 5 months
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Something that could have been
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mangozic · 1 month
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archivist be upon ye
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pinkravat-art · 8 months
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messy gomen
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akanemnon · 2 months
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Sorry, Noelle... They're a little slow on the uptake.
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ayilings · 4 months
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they get groceries and krill someone
based on this meme
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itzvintagevibez · 11 months
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Anemone: Lady Lesso, come quick! One of your students is harming one of your staff members!
Leonora: Are they bleeding?
Anemone: Wha- No?!
Leonora: Suffocating?
Anemone: No!
Leonora: Are they are physical hurt in any way?
Anemone: Oh my goodness! No!
Leonora: Then it seems like my student hasn't done anything.
Clarissa: Lesso! One of your students is harming Y/n!
Leonora: *abruptly gets up from her seat* That son of a bitch!
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Hush Little Baby- Lady Lesso
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In my world Tedros is not the oldest son of Arthur and this one-shot kind of remains outside of the movie and books plot.
Oh and Archer is King Arthur's son and if you've watched the show Merlin then do enjoy the comedy. _______________________
Lesso was sat in her office doing her favourite thing in the world, marking and paperwork, what a joy. After a long day of teaching and trying her absolute best to teach her students everything they could possibly need to know, she comes back to her office and has to do marking.
Lesso had been working her way through the stack of papers for about an hour or so now and still she had another to many more assessments to mark, the glamorous life of a teacher and Dean. 
Mid way through reading one of the assessments Lesso was taken out of her thoughts by the loud bang of her office door being swung open. No knocking, God these students become more impudent by the hour, Lesso thought as she got ready to throw the disturbance of a child out of her office, well that was until she looked up and saw who it was.
"Y/n?" Lesso's voice was slightly breathy as she held back the shouting speech she had prepared, soon the stack of student assessments were forgotten as Lesso walked over to her daughter who had made quite the entrance.
Lesso was going to scold her 15 year old for her lack of manners when entering her office but as the red headed Dean walked over to her daughter she heard the sound of sobs coming from her little girl.
Lesso was now quickly over to her daughter's side panicked as to what could be wrong and whether she was indeed crying or Lesso was just simply hearing things. Grasping her daughters chin under her palm she raised y/n head and saw that she was indeed crying and suddenly, the maternal instincts that Lesso both loved and hated began to kick in.
"What's wrong my little Love?" Lesso asked her daughter who continued to cry as y/n looked up at her mother with her sea blue green eyes welling up with tears.
Lesso began to bring her daughter into a tight embrace as she waited for her to answer and because y/n was yet to inherit her mother's height she stood significantly smaller, her head only reaching up to her mother's chest.
"It's Archer.... He..... He broke up with me," y/n attempted to form a sentence between her sobs but by voicing what had made her so upset had only caused her heart to break that little bit more.
Y/n and Archer had been dating for about a year now and it was safe to say that Lady Lesso did not approve in the slightest, not just because he was a Prince but because he was the son of that twit King Arthur and there were very few people Lesso despised more than that Dolophead of a king.
"I'm going to kill that arsehole," to say lesso was angry was an understatement, she was seething and all that was now on her mind was making that boy suffer every pain imaginable for hurting her little girl, if it weren't for y/n's next actions Lesso would have stormed out her office and made the tedious walk to the School for Good even with her bad leg.
"No mummy please don't!" Upon hearing her mother's words y/n spoke quickly knowing exactly what she was thinking and not wanting her to kill the Prince she had loved, "Please don't."
Lesso heard her daughters pleads but the fury within her was a hard flame to burn out and it was becoming to late to change her mind, she had already began to go through all the different ways she could torture that boy.
She could have him dangle from the Bridge connecting the two schools, wait no she could send a pack of rabid wolves after him or she could leave him dangling by his thumbs in the doom room. Oh decisions decisions but which one to choose.
"Mummy please stop plotting to kill him," Y/n grabbed onto her mother's hands to bring Lesso's attention back to her. She was heartbroken that he'd left her like that but she didn't want him to die for it, it wasn't worth it.
"I wasn't plotting to kill him," Lesso said but still the sly smile she wore on her face spoke volumes of what her mind was thinking, "I was only plotting to maim or seriously injure him," she then said with a shrug of her shoulders.
"Mummy just stay with me please, it hurts to think about it all," Lesso could never refuse her daughter anything and even at the age that she was it still warmed her heart that y/n never stopped calling her mummy.
"Alright sweetheart," lesso's voice was gentle and soothing as she stroked her daughter's soft red locks and brought her over to her desk and sat down with y/n curled up on her lap. "I always did say he looked like a toad, even when you said he would turn into a handsome Prince, I knew no magic could ever make that happen."
Y/n still continued to have tears falling from her cheeks but at her mother's sarcastic comment she couldn't help but chuckle at her words.
"There, there," Lesso continued to soothe her daughter who remained curled up on her lap.
"Hush little baby."
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dootznbootz · 5 months
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It saddens me that Helen of SPARTA is mostly known as Helen of TROY. As if she wasn't born, raised, and most likely, died in Sparta. Yes, she was of TROY for a while...But she was able to go back home to where she WANTED TO BE.
(Edit: Hating on Menelaus is illegal)
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saeiken · 4 months
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<3
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canisalbus · 1 year
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Once in a thousand years
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mumblingsage · 2 years
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Cosmic horror protagonist who has seen the Terrible Truth but is so good at repression and compartmentalization that she goes about her life just fine.
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akanemnon · 3 months
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To be fair, she found the letter on the floor of the school hallway...
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