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lovelydrusilla · 1 year
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angie harmon's voice. breathe if you agree
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stigmatamars · 1 year
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messy firebird doodle bc they dont get enough love <3
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ciderbird · 1 month
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cringe napalex-themed playlist is done!
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I know this is a MIXED bag but I just kinda put everything that reminds me of them here so I want to elaborate:
1. Just one yesterday - Fall out boy: I can NOT listen to it without thinking about them, literally every verse fits: “Angels choking on their halos” - Alexander losing at Austerlitz, “I don’t have the right name or the right looks but I have twice the heart” - Alexander has the perfect name and looks for a monarch but it’s Napoleon that everyone admires. And then there’s the chorus about wanting to teach someone a lesson but still longing for the time when things were good? And the bridge?? “If I spilled my guts the world would never look at you the same way” - bro. It’s their song. To me.
2. Rewrite The Stars - The Greatest Showman: Do I even need to explain this one? They’re star-crossed! Napoleon sings Zafron’s part, obviously.
3. Улыбки сфинксов - Flëur: I had to put in at least one russian song. And come on, Napoleon and Egypt? Alexander literally being called Northern Sphinx? And the whole song is about two people talking in riddles and being unable to communicate? Yeah.
4. Hot n Cold - Katy Perry: Yes, really. Look I know it’s silly but it also just perfectly encapsulates Napoleon’s frustration with Alexander not committing to the alliance while also not breaking it off.
5. Irresistible - Fall out boy. Yes, another FOB but listen, it’s the BRIDGE! The bridge is about them, it even has french in it! “I’m coming for you and I’m making war”? And it goes both ways!
6. Everybody wants to rule the world- Lorde: it’s cliché, but it still fits them “So glad we’ve almost made it, so sad they had to fade it” just hits different
7. Gold - Imagine Dragons: This one I associate specifically with Napoleon but it’s also about the corruption of power in general so I included it anyway.
8. Teen Idle - Marina and the Diamonds: Since I have one for just Napoleon, this one is what I most associate with Sasha. It just fits his deformed psyche growing up in court with two opposing influences so well
9. We are never ever getting back together - Taylor Swift: Yeah. This is another silly one, but tell me you can’t just picture them bickering listening to it, especially with all the unanswered letters from Moscow.
10. Recovery - James Arthur: Unexpected, I know! I don’t know why I connected it to them so strongly but I think it works for how they ended up? Napoleon sick in exile, Alexander disappointed with his reign and apathetic. They’re both ‘recovering’ from endless wars, one in isolation, another in mysticism, they are shadows of who they once were. Very tragic end to this playlist as well as their relationship. Oh well!
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vossn · 3 months
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OC tag game
thank you for @ineadhyn for the tag! <3 I am assuming you request Sasha :D
NAME: Alexander
NICKNAME: Sasha
HEIGHT: While the game wanted to make him tall in my mind he's 5'6
GENDER: male
ORIENTATION: asexual. his romantic orientation is not known because god can you fucking imagine having to suffer a romantic relationship with this man
NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: we lovingly call him fantasy-Russian. He's from somewhere cold and he's pasty af, that's all I know.
FAVORITE FRUIT: grapes
FAVORITE SEASON: I think he would say summer but then also get annoyed when it gets too hot
FAVORITE FLOWER: Oleander
FAVORITE SCENT: campfire smoke
COFFEE, TEA OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Coffee, black
AVG HOURS OF SLEEP: 6-7
DOGS OR CATS: cats
DREAM TRIP: I don't think he has anywhere he genuinely wants to go to at the moment.
NUMBER OF BLANKETS: 1, mostly his cape
RANDOM FACT: He knows how to play the lute
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aureatescars · 11 months
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@petrokhelidon sent: an abrupt, heated kiss during the middle of a fight . for leon. heu heu
He should have simply punched him again.
Or better yet, he should have put a gun to his head and spared himself the trouble of having to do so later. Well ... At the very least this spares him another lecture on how foolish his plan is and he also doesn't have to feel the sting of his hand colliding with the man's jaw again. No, this time it's not the fist that meets the American's face that shuts him up, but rather Alexander's lips crashing into his own.
He doesn't even remember how they got here exactly. One moment the other man was trying to hold him back by the arm, once again failing to convince him to lay down his arms and abandon all he's fought for, and the next Sasha is shoving into his space to shut him up. It's working, too. So far at least.
Pleased he finds that the kiss at least serves to completely wipe that cocksure expression off the other man's face in a way Sasha's previous attempts did not. Well, good to know that while a knife to his throat or a fist to his jaw do nothing to have the man waver in his attitude, it's as simple as shoving his tongue down his throat to actually get an honest reaction out of him.
Sasha blames him doing this on the adrenaline, on the sleep-deprivation, the grief, on the fact he hasn't known another human's touch in months and his body is too tightly wound to discern sexual tension from any other kind of tension. But given that the American is yet to even try and shove him off, he'd say he is not alone in his dilemma.
It doesn't matter.
It's rough. He feels the man tense under his touch, but Sasha pays that no mind, only makes sure to fist a hand into long strands of hair to force him to meet him at a better angle. And meet him he does after that and Alexander hums, appreciative.
Clearly, he has completely lost his mind.
It's no surprise either. War has broken stronger men than him, has shattered the minds of wiser men. Sasha never considered himself to be particularly wise or strong in the first place. He has kept going not because he truly believes in the cause, but because he has to cling to that which kept him from fracturing entirely. His need for justice, his need for revenge. It's what keeps him moving, what keeps him fighting, what keeps him from falling apart and somehow it's also what has kept him alive until now.
Somewhere inbetween losing his fiancée and joining the freedom fighters Alexander's sanity must have dissolved like salt in hot water. Sleep deprivation, next to no food and water and the constant ebb and flow of adrenaline during the last few days especially have finally taken their toll. It's no surprise at all he thinks, that he was on edge enough for this to be his only possible outlet. He'd been barking orders left and right for days now, had been irritable, snapping at people who were simply trying to look out for him.
They're all dead now.
He makes a small choked of noise in the back of his throat, somewhere between a sob and a moan when the other man sinks deeper into the kiss as well. He silences his thoughts and his own needy noises by crowding the American back until his lower back hits something solid and Sasha can feel a leg nudge between his own.
He blinks his eyes back open, pupils blown wide, gaze dark. He pulls back long enough to remember where they are, the church, chosen as a base of operations for the sheer comfort it brings those that believe and even those that do not, and yet he can't find it in himself to care about the blasphemy of pushing another man up against the altar as his entire being is overcome by lust.
He's long since made peace with the fact that he is going to hell, branded as a murderer as he is, but then what is another sin in light of every bad decision he has ever made? His hands grab the American's hips, pulling them flush against his own, both of them letting out twin sounds of need as their arousals press together, sensations bright and overwhelming even through several layers of fabric.
One hand finds it's way back into the other man's hair, grasping the back of his neck as he pulls his head back enough to fit his lips to his throat, each of his movements motivated by instinct rather than rational thought, or any thought for that matter.
It's that same instinct that has him suck a mark into the side of the man's neck, that has him hook a hand under his thigh to pull him closer, only to let out another pleased groan when the American parts his legs wider and he's able to step between them.
Alexander has made avariety of bad decisions over the last month alone and none of them have made him feel this good. He finds the other man's lips again, hand moving again to hook them beneath his thighs, pulling him up on the altar in one swift motion, shivering with pleasure when fingers wind into his hair to return the favor of pulling him deeper into the kiss. He can feel the man's strong legs hook around his middle, fingers fisting in his hair, keeping him close, movements of his lips and teeth equally demanding as his own, if not more.
One of them bites the other's lip. Alexander tastes blood and hisses. He pulls away, his thoughts trying to catch up with his actions at last, but when he takes in the flush on the other's face, the darkness in those blue eyes, lips slightly parted, a bit of blood painting the lower one. It's nothing compared to what Alexander should do, now that he knows for sure that the man would stand against him in battle rather than with him, and yet there is an apology on the tip of his tongue, ridiculous as it is. He even starts to pull away, shame and guilt tightening his throat.
But the words never make it past his teeth, for the next moment he finds his lips occupied again, the other's hold turning more insistent and Alexander, despite every attempt at proving the opposite is weak and angles his head into the kiss again, goes where he his guided and moans into it when the other rolls his hips, gratefully accepting the way it wipes his mind of anything other than want.
This man is going to be the death of him and yet he can't find it in himself to care.
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nat-20s · 3 years
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OKAY now that Bathin has been cast here’s my personal ranking of choices (mostly from rq with one [1] exception)  that would be good, bad, and extremely  funny if not the best choice
Good
Frank Voss- objectively has an incredibly sexy voice i mean c’mon go listen to “Underworld Blues” from Ulysses Dies At Dawn and tell me you don’t fall at least a LITTLE in love.  also They Deserve It
Sasha Sienna- His voice is one my favorite voices just in general!!! Also she’s incredibly funny and I would love the energy they would have in stellar firma
Anil Godigamuwe- Me holding up a picture of Anil: I just think he’s neat! Would be especially good for an Over the Top Friendly Bingley-esque himbo Bathin
Bad
Ben Meredith- you already got to play fake bathin!!! Get outta here!!!
Mike LeBeau- imo every podcast VA is allowed one singular character that is canonically described as hot/dreamy/sexy and Mike’s done his already. Also it would go straight to his head and we can’t have that
Alexander Jalexander Newall- No <3
Extremely Funny
Jonny Sims- would be very funny, but also it would be even funnier if Jonny only makes it into Stellar Firma as the uncredited voice of 3 Men Screaming
Just Tim Again- Just Tim Again! I think it’s delightful in podcasts when people yell at themselves while playing two different characters. Bonus if his Bathin voice is just his regular ass voice
The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Stellar Firma Season 3- ideally combined into one voice like that one troll from u know. Trolls (2)
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horrorslashergirl · 3 years
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Slasher OC: Alexander Chirilă (Update)
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Authors Note: He was supposed to be a supporting character, but my brain developed his character more and decided to make him a full on OC.
Full Name: Alexander Chirilă
Nickname(s): Ally, Alex, Sasha, Black Killer, Panther, Blackburn, Colton
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Nationality: Romanian
Place of Birth: Bucharest, Romania
Current Location: Travels all around the world to find his twin brother to kill him (formerly), Traveling alongside his brother and sister (Currently)
Occupation: Assassin
Languages: Romanian, English, Japanese, Greek, and Belarusian
Appearance:
Height: 6'8
Weight: 240lbs
Body Type: Atheltic
Skin Color: Warm Beige
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Hair Style: Short on the sides and longer on top, unlike his twin brother Decebal, his hair isn't wavy, has a spikier look
Eye Color: Pale Grey, almost white, giving the impression he is blind
Clothing: His clothes are all black, wearing combat gear that consists of black shirts and black jackets, black cargo pants, and black combat boots, black gauntlet gloves. He also wears knee and elbow protection along with a tactical bulletproof vest and utility belt where he carries his weapons. As an assassin, he wears a tactical black skull mask.
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Other features: Unlike his twin brother Decebal; Colton has a much darker and scarier appearance, especially the two scars on his face that start from his hairline, down his forehead, and over his eyelids, continuing over his cheeks and neck and stopping at his collarbones.
Weapons: Twin Katana swords, throwing knives, grenades, gloves with metal claws and twin guns strapped on the holsters on his thighs.
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Power/Skills:
Murderous expertise
Strength
Skilled usage of weaponry
Skill in hand-to-hand combat
Knifesmanship
Swordsmanship
Ruthlessness
Fearlessness
Marksmanship
Stealth
Superior agility
Impressive Flexibility
Overly High Inteligence
Knowledge about Bombs and Chemistry
Medical/Surgeon Skills
History/Bio:
Alexander Chirilă was the second born son to father Apostol Chirilă, and his mother, Maria Stratulat of Moldovic heritage. He was born after 20 minutes after Decebal was born, during the communist era in Romania, and because the parents couldn't support both children, they passed Alexander to an orphanage only to be sold over the country boundaries for human trafficking.
Before he could be bought for organ trafficking in America, an old lady took him in, raising Alexander, choosing a new identity for him so that he could protect him from his former life.
Until the age of 12, former Alexander, now Colton was raised in America by the old lady who quickly got sick by a severe form of cancer. Before she could die, she decided that Alexander had the right to know about his former life and she told him his story before she died in her bed.
After the reveal, Alexander researched all about the information, finding out what his biological parents did and about Decebal, only to blame his older twin brother for what happened.
As a teenager, Alexander was raised more by the streets, doing everything to survive, drug smuggling, stealing and he even killed a man for trying to steal the drug package he was carrying. That's when a hitman saw the 16-year-old boy and took him in, seeing all the hate and rage in Alexander's white eyes.
The hitman trained Alexander to be a ruthless killer, making him a master of sword fighting and hand-to-hand combat. Spending time along with assassins and hitmen, he meets Yumie Takahashi, a female assassin with prosthetic blade legs that quickly took a fancy for him, following him all around to the point where she fell in love with him, but Alexander doesn't return her feelings and used her blind love for him in his own greedy ways, her being his lap-dog.
Later on, Alexander and Yumie meet Nikita Sergei in Belarus while they tried to track down Decebal. They meet the Belarusian during an ambush between the Belarusian Police and the Belarusian Mafia, Nikita being one of the Mafias hitmen.
Nikita was almost killed during that bullet rain between Police and Mafia, only for Alexander to save him, but for that Nikita had to work for Colton, being his left hand next to the right hand, that being Yumie.
The three continued together, Yumie and Nikita assisting Alexander on his mission of annihilating his twin brother, Decebal.
After a brutal fight between the two brothers which resulted in both of them almost dead, they get on an agreement of peace between them, with the help of their third part, their little sister Nadia.
Personality:
Alexander is the complete opposite of Decebal in the matter of personality. Decebal is a happy-go-lucky, easy-going, charming, seductive, and modest guy, while Alexander is brutal, snarky, comes of as straight-up rude, blunt, and sharp-tongued if provoked, but overall keeps to himself since he has a problem with his 'intimacy'.
The smaller twin brother, unlike Decebal who is all laid-back, Alexander has a bad temper, but the type of temper that comes and goes, like the one of a child. He would be considered passive-aggressive.
Alexander doesn't know how to deal with his strong emotions and usually they manifest into a tsunami of uncontrollable feelings; especially when teased about sensitive topics, and may have outbursts of anger which would be considered 'funny' because he gets all red-faced, voice shuttering and doesn't know what to say or how to react. This part of his personality may also come off as very shy and sensitive, especially if people flirt with him because he is socially awkward and he never was one to be good at smooth-talking.
After making peace with his big brother, Alexander may open up little by little, showing good traits of his personality, but is still the opposite of Decebal.
Unlike Decebal, who is very charismatic, sensual, and opened up about his sexuality; Alexander is the very hard opposite, especially considering he had never been intimate with someone. Alexander is very shy when it comes to his intimacy and sexuality, almost to the point if someone presses him with sexual questions he will get all flustered and defensive.
This is a sign that Alexander is very self-conscious about his complete inexperience in the matter of getting intimate. It's a very big irony, seeing how on the battlefield he is very confident in his combat skills.
A good trait of Alexander is that he is a very big hard worker. He has the mentality that you cannot achieve something for free and have to work hard to earn it, since all his life he had to work to make it through life: As a little kid, he had to take care of the old lady that was his guardian until she died, then he had to do everything his Master said if he wanted to achieve the assassin training.
One thing that he shares with Decebal is the daredevil and competitive side, but Alexander's competitive side takes a very serious turn, finding himself willing to challenge his big brother at all kinds of provocations. It's the brotherly antagonistic demeanor.
His favorite drink: Green Tea
His favorite food: Ramen or Chicken and Rice Casserole
Other Characteristics:
Alexander loves fairytales and all types of mythic legends, mostly because the old lady that was his guardian in the first part of his life always used to tell him these types of stories before bedtime.
He is actually a very good cook. When he went to train with his Master Hitman, he has also signed the duty to do the cooking and clean the Masters' house as a form of payment for the training services. The Master would throw the food on the floor or at Alexander if it wasn't good enough and Alexander had to cook the dish again until it was 'perfect'.
He is an earlier riser in the morning, mostly because that's how he was raised; his assassin training started very early in the morning and before that, he had to prepare breakfast for his Master.
He loves to listen to the birds singing in the morning while he drinks his coffee or green tea.
His scent can be described as on a more feminine edge; giving off floral scents like lotus, orchid, and jasmine, with middle notes of vanilla tobacco, bergamot, and white musk.
Unlike his big brother Decebal who is a heavy drinker, Alexander cannot hold his liquor and is a sad drunk, getting depressed over the fact that he was separated from his siblings at birth, especially Decebal. When Alexander gets drunk he tends to mutter to himself 'I wish I never was born'.
Considering his personality, he would be described as a tsundere.
He is a master at chess due to playing with his Master in their free time. He can sit for hours and play chess, probably the only thing he is the most patient with.
He loves hot springs; immersion in warm water produces hydrostatic pressure on the body that results in reduced joint inflammation and increased mobility, plus it helps him relax his vulcanic mind.
He is a smoker just like his siblings, Decebal and Nadia.
Despite his scars and hard training, he has soft baby skin.
Symbolism for Alexander:
Black Panther- speaks to our soul with the shimmering energy of the Moon; this big cat is the ultimate shapeshifter and the master of disguise. Panther’s sleek black coat cloaks its true identity in the shadows. It isn’t until you are close to a Panther that their illusion falls away and who they really become visible. Alexander may seem like a very cold and harsh individual, hard to approach from the distance, but as you get closer and closer to him, pulling away all the layers that hide him, you learn that he is actually a pretty sensitive and misunderstood guy.
The Black Panther is a loner, hunting solitary. They hunt silently, seeming to appear and disappear in the blink of an eye; this means that Black Panther people can be very elusive. You may have to wait for them to find you. This means that you will have to wait and be patient in order for Alexander to open up to you, which cannot happen in one day. People who have the Black Panther as their spirit animal rarely reveal too much about themselves.
The Lotus flower- is a symbol of purity, enlightenment, self-regeneration, and rebirth. Its characteristics are a perfect analogy for the human condition: even when its roots are in the dirtiest waters, the Lotus produces the most beautiful flower. This shows Alexanders' persona, like a lotus bud, in his earlier life and so on, he was buried deep within lots of responsibilities, hardships, and struggles. We can say that once he made peace with his older brother, his blooming slowly started to take place, Decebal acting more so like the essence to Alexanders blooming. Its journey from a muddy seed to a glorious blossom offers the hope that something beautiful can grow from suffering, that we too will eventually bloom.
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arrenkae · 3 years
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Some highlights of our Curse of Strahd campaign so far:
Izek fight, with half of the party pinning him down and the other half slowly and painfully trying to cut off his demon arm while Vincent (the bard) tries to calm him down and explain that he is, in fact, his long lost twin brother and all of this is for his own good; meanwhile, the house is on fire
A Very Angry Vincent confronting the baron over his treatment of Izek, rolling a nat 20 to bitch slap him, then proceeding to make out with Edena (the sorlock and also his gf) because she found it hot somehow; meanwhile, Paelias (the dusk elf druid) finds the Murder Mirror and summons a mirror assassin, who proceeds to walk into baron’s office, stab his unconscious body right in front of Vincent and Edena and walk right back out
Edena, a nice and proper sorlock lady, getting nightmares from her patron Tharizdun, failing her saving throw against a sudden urge to burn things, calmly walking down in the middle of the night, starting a small fire downstairs, putting it out and going back to sleep like nothing happened; cue everyone in the party panicking when they wake up and find out someone tried to burn down the house
Party basically adopting Victor Vallakovich despite the fact that he killed 2 people just to test his teleportation circle, because being in Barovia lowers your standards considerably
Ferret (the 10-year old child archfey warlock) being Very Confused about the Vasili reveal and writing a very nice letter to Vasili/Strahd asking him if they can still be friends, prompting him to send her nice dreams and a cool flaming horse to bring her to Ravenloft when the party decides that taking an actual child there for dinner might not be the best idea; naturally, she becomes convinced he is a great guy and gets even more confused about everyone hating on him (and then terrified of the party considering her Strahd’s spy, although this got resolved eventually)
Lady Arisa (the eldritch knight and certified history nerd) trying to dig up more info on wildfolk and druids of Barovia in Strahd’s library, discovering the legend of Sangzor and unlocking Sangzor wildshape for the druid
Ferret pulling up an epic combo to snatch Izek (aka Alexander, who now joined the party as a trusted NPC) from the Gulthias Tree vampiric branches at the last possible moment, getting snatched and almost drained to death herself, then bursting into flames with Hellish Rebuke and burning the tree into ashes; meanwhile, Paelias summons lightning from the sky as Sangzor, thoroughly impressing the remaining druids and berserkers
Lady Arisa deciding it’s a good idea to send a bunch of bandits to find honest work in the Village of Barovia with a recommendation letter for Ismark; as the party finds out much later, those bandits decided that a lone and unloved burgomaster with no guards and a pretty sister would be an easy prey, and then subsequently got brutally murdered by Strahd who JUST allowed Ireena to leave the castle and join her brother but apparently even the village is not safe for her anymore, how unfortunate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Party trying to take on the hags 3 times and failing each one of them, eventually settling on making a deal with them and Ferret giving up her tooth to save a bunch of children from certain death (which surely won’t come to bite them back in the ass later)
Lady Arisa flirting with Strahd’s bride Sasha at the dinner, then getting her memories about her eaten by an oblex in Krezk and becoming very confused when she gets a letter from Sasha (like, why is this vampire even writing to her??)
Party helping Krezk with food and werewolves and finding a new burgomaster (also a werewolf, but still) and then all of this culminating in an extremely wholesome and beautiful First Snow festival that brings all people of Krezk together (and conveniently lines up with our Christmas session irl) 
Party going from an uneasy alliance with Lady Watcher to straight up friendship bombing her and resurrecting her husband until she is forced to admit that fine, she will look the other way if they decide to oppose Strahd just because they are That Great
Paelias’ amazing romance arc with Illyria “Whiteclaw” Krezkova, a wild and somewhat crazy middle-aged werewolf woman, who spent decades in the mountains being alone and bitter but gets saved and redeemed by the power of Love and Friendship, and then afterwards party helps her become an avatar of a literal moon goddess
This time when out of all people, Edena was the one to pick up Kavan’s spear, making his ghost EXTREMELY pissed because he sensed her connection to Tharizun and then swearing that he would NEVER entrust his spear’s power to one such as her; but then, after lots of bickering, some poorly-timed wild magic surges (that get blamed on Kavan), her using the spear as a drying rack, and then finally admitting that she wants to get rid of Tharizdun, Edena makes a pact with Kavan and changes her subclass into a hexblade (and wild magic sorcerer becomes abberant mind, symbolizing her own magic becoming more stable but still carrying traces of Tharizun)
An epic fight with the Abbot, with him dragging Lady Arisa up into the sky and her clinging onto his wings and stabbing him as he tries to throw her 800+ feet down, Vincent and Victor bombarding him with fireballs and Ferret pulling off another combo to bring Edena with her flying cloak up into range so that she can blast him; then, on their last hit points, the Abbot finally goes down and Edena manages to catch Lady Arisa into her arms before she falls to her death along with him
Victor accidentally getting corrupted by some corrupting stuff in Abbot’s Body Horror Dungeon, resulting in a hilarious sequence of events where increasingly panicking Victor starts disappearing into the ethereal plane and party has no idea how to drag him out (he does get better eventually)
Vincent finding a jar of symbiotic ooze in Abbot’s Body Horror dungeon and then deciding it’s a good idea to drink it because “he wants to show her the world” and name it Giselle; now he can spit acid and become a slime boy once per day
Party making a bet with Ez on who can get to the Tser Pool first, only for Paelias to immediately cast Plant Growth underneath her wagon, as the party is flying off on their summoned giant eagles (they won and Ez had to tell them an Embarrasing Van Richten fact)
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annebrontesrequiem · 2 years
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Scaramouche (who I believe is ur fave genshin guy) vs Childe
I think if you put me, Childe, and Scaramouche in the same room and opened the door like an hour later we’d all just be passed out on the floor (Childe and Scaramouche from trying to kill each other and me from choice anxiety lmao).
But hmmmmmmmm. AGH. This is hard😭😭😭 Cause like Childe’s less of a dick and more of a like… good person? But also Scaramouche…. tries to remember why I like this terrible person.
Okay uh he’s hot, he’s got a great laugh, and his potential as an enemies/rivals to lovers is frankly off the charts. Honestly, why do I like this man? Why do I like both of these people? These relationships would not end up well if I stripped them both of my personal headcanons from the thousands and thousands of words I’ve written about them. Not that I’m complaining cause I love them, they’re murderhobos but they’re my murderhobos.
At the end of the day Childe is better with people and actually cares about others (ex. his family) so I’d prolly choose him but not before a turbulent courtship with Scaramouche. I choose the soap opera route.
Okay but I would love to call Scaramouche Sasha (Russian diminutive for Alexander and one of the cutest nicknames ever) and just see what would happen.
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whumpfigure · 3 years
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DESTROY MY HEART! Give me Dear Diary for Sasha!
"Dear Diary
Today is February 10th(I had to ask Lev, I'm so bad with dates) and it is the first time I'm getting to write a page down this month. I wasn't able to write anything down because I was kept in the basement all of last week. It was... well, not pleasant. The cold still seems to not want to leave my body. But it's alright. It was worth it. One week down there to keep Lev away from harm, sounds like a fair deal.
Vadim didn't even visit me much. Just a couple of cigarette burns, some small cuts with his favorite knife, and that was about it. Nothing I can't handle. The burns seem to be healing well, and the cuts too, mostly. One of them is still red and feels a little bit hot to touch, but it's fine. Lev will fix it. He always does. Honestly, I don't know what I would have done without him. He may only be a teenager, but he's helped me more than any adult ever could.
Also speaking of him, it's his birthday in a month. I learned it too late last year to get him anything, but I'm already looking for a way to get a gift for him somehow, this time around. Maybe I'll have a talk with Maxim on Saturday when he's home. I can bargain with him, I think. Lev said it's better if I avoid excessive whippings for a few days, to let that reddish wound heal. So, no bargaining Vadim. But I guess I can handle Maxim.
Here's to hope for a happy birthday for Lev, next month this time. I'm overdue for making the kid smile."
This was the last page written in Alexander Rustamov's diary.
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jorts-lad · 3 years
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If you haven’t already, may I suggest watching the the post TMA episode 200 live stream. You can find it on the past live streams on the Rusty Quill twitch page. It’s a great time and many fun chats about the show from many of the people at Rusty Quill. If you need more of a reason below I have some fun quotes throughout all 3 parts of the stream.
Slight tangent before that, I do suggest continuing watch their streams, they are pretty great and also if you haven’t yet the other RQ podcasts are amazing.
I might not have the exact quotes but eh, I got them mostly.
In character Among Us (Start)
- “I realize we could end up with like 10 Martins at this point, or 10 Johns, but I feel like that will add to the drama”
- “I hate it already”
- “And it will give Robbin Lennox more screen time then he did in the show so it will be really good!”
- “Hey everybody look at me, I’m hot, I’m the fun one, I’m sexy. Sexy Tim.”
- “Keep adding to canon, that’s right, keep adding canon”
- “Your voice has changed a lot over the years, it’s like you’ve lost track of it”. “I’ve started smoking *laughter*”
- “i like fan fic”
- “All season 1 Tim round”
- “You mean a notTim?”
- “What a Tim to be alive”
- “We can’t have John as the imposter because you’d always hear from a distant corner of the ship, ‘Ceaseless Watcher’ ”
- “If I were the Corruption I guess I would just say, *corruption noises*”
- “Enjoy space black?”
- “That’s the key with Elias, just very British”
- “Hot John rights”
- “This is Elias Shiteatinggrin Bouchard”
- “I don’t suppose there’s an open position at the Archive?”. “Fun-ally enough there’s quite a few”
Jackbox
- “Aww, I love those” “Motion Sickness?” “Yeh”
- “I refuse to say Dino Nuggies”
- “So how is everyone?”
- “I cyber bully Martyn a lot”
- Question: A rejected fear from Smirke’s list. Answers: Vacuuming or The Fandom
- “I’m not voting for either because I don’t understand either joke!”
- “Alex told me to turn it on” “Alex isn’t the boss of you!”
- Question: Ah, yes, Elias Bouchard’s only weakness: Answers: Loose Morals and Fast Women or Mirrors and Thigh High Boots
- Question: What did Martyn photoshop Alex as this time? Answers: The Entire Cast of Glee or A Dinonuggie
- “Keen as mustard”
- “I really thought I had it with Senpai”
- “Hello, I’m Alasdair, the unsung hero of The Magnus Archives.”
- “In a real way aren’t you always playing Helen?”
- Question: It’s all fun and games until Daisy... Answers: Runs Out of Bullets or Kills a Cockney Delivery Driver
- “Wow. Wow. Wow. Jonathan.”
- “I took over the Stellar Firma transcripts and I come into the series at episode 60, I have no idea what the hell is going on. And then I have to describe the noise Tim makes with his mouth.” “It’s technically called speech I think”
- “Someone in the chat said, ‘Content warning: Tim Meredith’”.
- “Original recording of Rick Astley doing what?”
- Question: Martin’s favorite sweater had THIS written on it: Answers: This is what a Tea-Drinker Looks Like or Twink
- “I forgot about the good cows” “How could you forget about the good cows?!”
- “Crawdaddy”
- Not a quote but all i’m gonna say is, Autumn PHRASING
- “Alex. But wrong”
- “Content Warning: Daddies”
- “Martin wearing a shirt that says ‘Tea Daddy’”
- “The two genders: Crawdaddies and Regular Daddies.”
- “It’s alright it’s just a podcast” jonny please don’t i’ll start aggressively crying at you.
- *Jonny and Sasha discus what they are gonna eat for dinner*
- *Jonny messing everything up*
- “I used to play Martin, but ya know”
- “Oh wait does that mean Tim is now kayaking with John and Martin?” STOP IM CRYING
- “Do you here the raw capitalism in his voice”
- “Aw Daisy Chains”. “That’s not what it says”. “That’s what I choose to read”
- *everyone making Alex uncomfortable with words*
- “Oops all Ben”
The Huge Chinking’ Quiz of the Season (End)
- *everyone ominously saying Martyn*
- “Episode 69” “And what is the title of that one?” “Nice”
- “Jacky-B”
- “It’s just a spin off where nothing bad happens and ya’ know cause like Gerry Keay said the fears were the only entity and I said no, fuck you that’s wrong”
- “Alexander J. Bone”
- “Dino nuggets”
- *zooms in on Mike’s face* “You’re doing what? On my stream!”
- “Magns Achves”
- *extended sounds of chicken noises*
- “Spider [nonbinary] is my gender”
- “Over 9,000?”
- “Everyone go home Twitch is over”
- “Tim, I mean Mike”
- “Can we not make Tim a verb”
- “Swoon, swoon, swoon, Adelard Dekker”
- “not a soup store, just soup!”
- *talking about Jonah Magnus* “Cause he’s a bitch!”
- “You can’t just pop in a contact lens, ya got to bring in the whole man”
- “I was covered in disinfectant before I stroked him”
- “Don’t just straps your friends down and pull things out of them, I guess”
- “Rusty Quill Streams is a podcast”
- “Rusty asmr hours”
- “Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze aping these ribs!”
- “The Twilight universe is actually set in the Magnus universe” *disapproving* “NO”
- “I thought you said Shrek shaved her”
- “how’s it feel to get the last line in the show?” “VINDICATION”
- “And for the last time, Statement Ends”
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Diary entries of Tsar Nicholas II of Russia in the anticipation of the birth of his sister's first child
1 July 1895 Saturday
The east wind blows remarkably constantly - for the second week in a row without a break. Between the reports he received Kuropatkin. We had breakfast at the Cottage. I rode my bike and walked with Alix. Drank tea with Mom. I read a lot. Dined at the Farm and had a fun evening together!
📌 Cottage ~ Cottage Palace at Peterhof.Dacha of Empress Alexandra Feodorovna of Russia (wife of Tsar Nicholas l)
📌 Kuropatkin ~ General Alexei N. Kuropatkin, Russian army commander in Manchuria
2 July 1895 Sunday
In the morning, everyone was in anxiety about the famous event with Xenia. But the day has passed and nothing! We were at mass and had breakfast at our place; Mom stayed at the Farm. We walked and visited Ksenia and Sandro. I read until 5 o'clock.
For tea arrived: Mom, Comrade Mikhen and D. Vladimir. They also dined with us: D. Misha, Georgy, Sergei and D. Pavel. The evening was wonderful, we skated.
📌 Farm ~ Farmers Palace at Peterhof
3 July 1895 Monday
The whole day passed in agonizing anticipation about Xenia. Mom spent the night at the Farm and did not close her eyes all night! Walked with her from the Cottage to the Farm. We had breakfast at home with the village of Alexei and Petusha.
Today they started to mow a large meadow, so the scent was wonderful in the rooms. At 4 o'clock we went to see Comrade Sasha. After tea I was studying, when I suddenly learned that dear Xenia had a daughter, Irina! Immediately Alix and I flew to the Farm. Thank God everything ended well! We saw Ksenia and her little daughter. Dined at 8¾ with Misha. Let's go to say goodbye to Mom, who has now calmed down from her worries!
4 July 1895 Tuesday
Ksenia and the little one spent the night and day well. As always, we went to Mom's in the morning. At 12½ there was a prayer service in the church and breakfast in the Cottage. At the hour of the walk, Mom came to us; in our bucket, we tried new inventions of the Americans, with which you can walk in the water. You sit as if in a bathtub with your legs stuck in rubber trousers. This thing swims great, but the movement in it is not very fast.
Comrade Sasha arrived for tea. I read it until lunchtime. At 8 o'clock ate: Mom and George. We spent the evening at home.
5 July 1895 Wednesday
The weather was bad, it rained at times, and a lot of water was blown from the sea. After the reports I went to take in the Bolshoi Dvor. There were also Bulgarians who had come to lay a wreath at the grave of dear Pope. We had breakfast at the Cottage with Comrades Evgeniya and Alex. I read it in the rain. Rode his bike. After tea we stopped at the Farm. The three of us had dinner with Misha. In the evening we rolled.
📌 Evgeniya ~ Princess Eugenia Maximilianovna of Leuchtenberg
📌 Alex ~ Duke Alexander Georgievich of Oldenburg
📌 dear Pope ~ his father,Tsar Alexander III of Russia
6 July 1895 Thursday
Finally the weather settled down and the day was wonderful and not hot. We had breakfast at the Cottage: Petyusha, Militsa and Sergey. I had to read a lot; one consolation that the meetings of the Committee of Ministers are over! He chopped down a large tree broken by the storm. Walked with Alix along the river, "musique de l'eau" . We dined at our place. Threesome with Misha and Sergei frolic in the “outing” in the sea! We rode in the evening.
📌 Music of water (French)
📌 Outing ~ Sunrise (English). In this case, perhaps we are talking about the previously mentioned American invention.
📌 Petyusha ~ Grand Duke Peter Nikolaevich Romanov of Russia
📌 Militsa ~ Grand Duchess Militsa Nikolaevna Romanova of Russia
7 July 1895 Friday
Excellent day. After the reports he received Stelman, the commander of the "Princess". We had breakfast at Mom and Cherevin's. During the day he chopped dry trees and sweated. Again we sat with Alix under the Bridge by a small river. After tea we visited Xenia. Read. Dined with us: Mom, etc. Sasha. In the evening we rode as always.
July 8th. Saturday.
Nice foggy day. In the morning “Princess” came from Petersburg and stood on her barrel. Sandy Dolgoruky had breakfast. The Kyrgyz of the Ural region presented us with a beautiful white horse. I made a good ride with Misha. We drank tea with D. Pavel. Read. Visited Xenia. Dined: D. Vladimir, T. Michen and D. Pavel. Show them “outing”. Ride with Alix.
📌 D.Vladimir ~ Grand Duke Vladimir Alexandrovich Romanov of Russia (Iassume it is his uncle as the next name mentioned in Michen
📌 T. Michen ~ Grand Duchess Maria Pavlovna Romanova of Russia (the Elder)
📌 D. Pavel ~ Grand Duke Pavel Alexandrovich Romanov of Russia (I assume it is he)
9 July 1895 Sunday.
Wonderful heat, in the morning it was 20 °. Having stopped by Xenia, we went to mass. We were dying from the stuffiness. Read. I rode a bicycle and a kayak. After tea it started to rain. We had a family dinner. Ride with Alix.
10 July 1895 Monday.
The heat was tropical all day. Frederiks, Olsufiev, Benckendorff detained me from walking until 10 1/2. After the naval report, I had a conversation with Pobedonostsev. D. Alexey and Yuri.Had breakfast. I walked, rode a bicycle and died from the heat. Andrew the Greek arrived here to live from Pavlovsk. I swam with Misha and Thormeier. After tea I read and went with Alix to Xenia. Dined: Yuri and Stana. We rode in the evening.
📌 Frederiks ~ Baron Vladimir Borisovich Frederiks
📌 Benckendorff ~ Count Paul Benckendorff
11 July 1895 Tuesday.
Olga's birthday. They gave her various white furniture, covered with beautiful chintz.
At 12½ there was a prayer service in the church. Breakfast: D. Misha and Georgy. I read until 3 1st July. Saturday.
The east wind blows remarkably constantly - for the second week in a row without a break. Between the reports he received Kuropatkin. We had breakfast at the Cottage. I rode my bike and walked with Alix. Drank tea with Mom. I read a lot. Dined at the Farm and had a fun evening together!
12 July 1895 Wednesday
It was a good day. After the lecture there was a big reception at the Farm. We had breakfast: comrades Olga, Ella, Minnie, Misha, Pavel and all the small fry. We returned to our place and by 3 o'clock gathered at the Farm. From here they took little Irina in a golden carriage to the church. There was a wonderful honour guard from the Guards Crew. There were about a hundred invited; a tent was set up for them at the right door of the church. During the christening, Irina screamed almost incessantly. Mom and I were her recipients. The heat was unimaginable. Congratulating Xenia, the family chatted for half an hour on the terrace. Returning home, I went to swim in the sea. After tea I read. At 8 o'clock we had a rather large lunch. We rode four of us with Ella and Minnie.
Photo Grand Duchess Xenia Alexandrovna Romanova of Russia with her first born,the Princess Irina Alexandrovna Romanova of Russia
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The Yamal Mission
In the first book IV quest of Dragon Raja appears to take place immediately after Luminous is installed as the Student Union President. However, this is not the case in the novels.
In the game, right after you celebrate Luminous’s new job, you are called in for a mission from EVA that will send you on a mission with Johann on the “Luxury Cruise ship.”
However, in the novel, Johann’s mission takes place a full year after these two scenes!!! I’m not sure why they did this, your character in the game should have reflected a whole year’s worth of new dragonslaying experience. At this point, your character is not a freshman, but a student well into their second year.
It also doesn’t make sense that Johann is in charge of the mission when the School Board tends to prioritize Hybrid bloodline over experience. For example, in Book 2, Johann is reporting to Luminous in the Quest to find the King of Earth and Mountains even though Luminous is otherwise inferior in everyway. It makes no sense that on a lesser quest of investigation, he’s your supervisor.
I just wanted to clarify these things to anyone who is going to do these quests in case they become confusing later.
Anyway, below is the translation of the second half of the Story Quest for 118
72 degrees north latitude, Greenland Sea
Under the dark night, the big scarlet boat rushed through the broken ice, leaving a 20 meter wide blue-black waterway behind.
This place is well within the Arctic Circle, and it is in the dead of winter. Although the sea surface is not completely frozen, the floating ice is all over the sea surface. Only this monster-class ice breaker dared to continue to rush towards the North Pole at this time.
The YAMAL, the world’s largest icebreaker, belonged to Russia. Two heavy water nuclear reactors provided it with almost endless power. The thick armored bow can easily smash a 6 meter iceberg. Among the icebreakers in the world, except for a few military monsters who identities cannot be disclosed, only this ship has sailed to the North Pole.
The tragedy of the Titanic will never happen to the YAMAL. What is an iceberg when you can just ram into it? The crew of the YAMAL has always  thought about the problem this way, which is why they can’t be hired by other polar cruise companies after they are retired... This group of people might end up driving an ordinary ship into an iceberg just out of habit.
“Hello! Hello! This is the YAMAL. We are sailing on he 72 degree North latitude line. Is there a dear friend nearby who can chat? I hope you’re an American with a sense of humor, ha! I met one German guy before who lived in Munich and he told a really cold joke. I didn’t get it until a week after I went ashore. Everyone thought I was crazy when I suddenly burst out laughing in the middle of a bar.”
A middle-aged Russian captain drank vodka straight from the bottle and yelled into the radio system, as if he were the host of an evening radio show.
The radio remained absolutely silent, without so much as static.
This was par for the course. In this season, there may be ten ships in the world that dared to sailed openly in the Arctic Ocean. At this moment, other ships  are either docked at military ports or scattered in other corners of the Arctic Ocean and the most advanced long-wave radio can only call a few hundreds of kilometers out.
In other words, they sail in a dead end space where almost no one can reach. A crew who frequently runs this route can suffer depression if they’re not careful and the best medicine on board for this malady is alcohol.
The captain was just trying his luck after having a drink. If he happened to be able to call other polar ships, usually everyone would change voyage a little and go for a short period of time, staying close enough to each other to talk over the radio for an hour or two.
“Oh! I can’t find anyone to chat with tonight!” The captain sighed, “Then I’ll go to the casino to try my luck, Mr. Chief Officer, this ship will e handed over to you temporarily!”
He staggered out, completely unaware that the first mate entrusted with the task was drunk and had been lying on the steering wheel for half an hour.
The casino on board was magnificent. The warm air was wrapped in the rich smell of whiskey and high-end perfume. The Belarusian girl, standing 5′9″ and wearing high heels acted as the dealer. A waiter who can speak various languages enthusiastically advised the guests to experience the richness of Tibetan wine and hand-rolled cigars from Cuba. A source of enormous wealth has created a small Las Vegas in this lifeless dead-end space.
The YAMAL was originally planned to be used as a scientific research ship, and it assumed the strategic goal of the former Soviet Union to head towards the North Pole. However, after the disintegration of the Soviet Union, this strategic goal also fell into disuse. The hugely-built ship could not be left idle and was put to civilian use, transformed into a luxury gambling ship, cruising on the Arctic Ocean all year round.
The Arctic Ocean is the high seas, you can’t help but gamble. Plus, you can enjoy the polar scenery on the way. So even if the tickets are expensive, the ones for this “Christmas Journey” are sold out.
There are eleven floors on this ship. Six floors have been transformed into luxurious cabins. At the moment, these cabins are full of 1,200 tourists, plus a crew of almost 1,000 people and service personnel. This ship can be said to be a small city floating on the Arctic Ocean.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please look out from the porthole on the left. You will see a medium sized iceberg with a height of more than 25 meters. Anyone who knows ice bergs must know that only 1/10 of the volume of an iceberg will surface. The underwater part occupies 9/10. This means that the height of the entire iceberg is almost 250 meters, of which more than 200 re below the sea surface.”
The navigator’s voice echoed in the hall. “That ice berg is the giant remains of the ice sheet, and feel off the arctic Ice cap 32 years ago and is always floating in the nearby sea. In summer, it will move further north, and it winter, it will be close to the edge of the Arctic Circle. The crew affectionately calls it the “Mary Girl” but as you can see, after 32 years of melting, the once hugeg “mary Girl” has only 250 feet of ice left. This year maybe the last time that Mary Girl will accompany us on our ice sea journey. Goodbye, Mary Girl, we will miss you.”
The wall-like ice cliffs slid past the hull of the cliffs, showing a dazzling blue color The white water fowl stood on top of the Mary Girl, staring blankly at the red behemoth driving by. After that, it floats far away.
Few tourists actually went to see the last side of the Mary Girl. Sexy Belarusian girls, hot gambling games, and mellow wine, kept their eyes on the gaming table.
The captain woke up a bit from the wine, pace to the porthole, looked out and let out a faint puff of smoke.
“Is it like seeing off an old friend?” A very young voice spoke next to him, but it was low with an iceberg-like feel.
The captain raised his head and was surprised to find that there was a young man in a black suit standing beside him, with black hair and an extremely clear face, carrying an elegant suitcase in his hand and a long black bag on his shoulders. He should be Chinese, but his accent is standard American English. The captain had been standing by the porthole for five minutes but didn’t notice when the young man approached him.
“It is, isn’t it? Always sailing in such lonely waters, we give each iconic iceberg a girl’s name in our hearts. Mary is like a bright girl in white, waiting for us in this sea forever. Seeing her, we don’t need to look at the theodolite to know which area of the sea we’re sailing in.” The captain emotionally explained. “So what’s your name?”
“Chu. Chu Zihang.”
“is there anything I can do for you? Mr. Chu.”
“I want to see the captain.”
“Then you are looking for the right person!” The captain smiled and straightened his captain’s hat. “The name’s Sasha Rebarko, Captain of the Yamal. Ready to serve you!”
“No. I don’t want to se you. I want to see the real captain.” Chu Zihang said lightly.
The captain was stunned, a sharp light flashing in his pupils. But it was fleeting.
“How can there be two captains on a ship?” He shrugged. “Only when I am sick and unable to perform the duties of captain will the chief officer take over. As as you can see, I’m as strong as an ox!”
“Your real name is not Sasha Rebarko, but Alexander Rebarko. You were a major of the Alpha Special Forces of the Russian Federal  Security Service. After retiring in 2001, you were hired by the real captain. The ship’s technology is actually very rudimentary. This ship is usually managed by the chief mate, but you are a proficient marksman, skilled in unarmed combat, and practiced in using almost all military equipment. So You’re responsible for the security of the ship.”
“You have been married once, now divorced. Your parents live in St. Petersburg. You have a 16-year old sister.” Chu Zihang’s one was steady like this big ship, but the captain’s heartbeat was as steep and tortuous as the icebergs outside.
He subconsciously bent his knees slightly and leaned forward and his hands drew into his sleeves. This was an attempt to grasp the dagger hidden inside, but he felt empty.
This kind of “muscle memory” came from being trained to be very skillful with a knife. Major Alexaner Rebarko, when he was wearing the Alpha Force uniform, he would have had a dagger in his sleeve at all times.
But he hasn’t used the name Alexander in more than ten years. In order to sever his relationship with the past, he took great pains to change. He changed his address, phone number, broke off contacts with old friends and hired hackers to break into Alpha Forces serves to delete all his files. He performed a bit of facial surgery... Since then it was like Alpha Elite Major Alexander Rebarko had never existed in this world and was replaced by senior captain Sasha Rebarko.
Now the past buried by his own hands has been completely restored in the cold and plain narration of this young man, as if he were some sort of guardian angel that had seen his whole like with his own eyes.
Anyone, as long as he has existed in this world, will always leave countless marks, which can not be easily modified.” Chu Zihang finally said. “As long as the Cassell Academy is interested in anyone, they can always be investigated and found out.”
The people around them flowed like water around rocks.
After a long silence, Sasha’s body relaxed from being tight as a bow. He looked at Chu Zihang again. “Cassell Academy?”
Of course, they can’t really use force in such a public space. The offensive posture was just Sasha’s stress response.
Chu Zihang flipped the collar of his suit and showed Sasha the silver coat of arms pinned inside it. On the coat of arms was a huge tree with lush branches on one half and completely withered on the other half.
“I’ve never heard of it, and never seen that emblem.” Sasha shook his head.
“I think the captain may recognize this emblem. I’m referring to the real captain.”
“What do you want?”
“I just want to meet the captain. I know there is a hidden rule on this boat. The person who gambles the most is eligible to go up to see the captain.” Chu Zihang raised the suitcase in his hands. “I prepared funds before I arrived here.”
Sahsa glanced at the sturdy suitcase. The suitcase seemed to be right. High gamblers liked to carry such suitcases, full of two million dollars in cash. Two million dollars is not a lot. Some gamblers have subordinates to help carry a dozen or so cash boxes in and out. But if he just wants to meet the captain, two million should be fine.
“Okay,” Sasha shrugged. “It’s okay to take you to the captain, but I must first wish you good luck.”
“Wish me luck?”
The captain doesn’t like to see outsiders very much. If he sees an outsider and doesn’t like him, that guy will be brainwashed. Brainwashed people end up a little messed up if it doesn’t go right.” Sasha said. “I don’t want you to be so unlucky.”
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Ineffable Valentine’s “Re-Naming Angel” (Rated M)
Summary: Aziraphale isn't exactly fond of people shortening his name, but he makes one exception. For one demon. And only at one specific time.
Notes: Written for the @ineffable-valentines's prompt 'He could do really weird things with his tongue' with a little bit of a twist implied XD
Read on AO3.
Aziraphale isn’t the biggest fan of shortening names.
The Almighty gave him his name at the beginning of time, at the birth of the world. And despite recent unpleasantness, he is proud of his name, and requests that it be used in its entirety.
Of course, the practice of carving up people’s names has been going on for centuries, and whereas it’s much the style of the modern era to pick children’s names with full consideration of what their nicknames will be - what their bestest best friends will call them - Aziraphale feels that allowing others to shorten one’s name should have a mandatory cut-off age.
Twelve seems sufficient to him.
Some nicknames he plain doesn’t understand. Sasha for Alexander, Ned for Edward, Nancy for Ann, Polly for Mary. He knows the origins behind most of these. He was around when they were en vogue, after all. He still doesn’t quite cotton to it.
Because historically names have also been shortened to erase identity.
To erase culture.
To deny lineage.
Aziraphale is proud to be Aziraphale, Principality, Angel of Eden, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, and that’s the end of that.
Except …
As with many of his staunchest viewpoints, it’s his husband who changes his mind.
Somewhat.
He still doesn’t like his name shortened, and not all the time.
Just on one very specific occasion.
Crowley wasn’t trying to shorten Aziraphale’s name. It just sort of … happened.
Normally, he calls Aziraphale ‘angel’ amorously. He was sighing, relaxing underneath Aziraphale’s touch, inside the hot wetness of Aziraphale’s mouth. Aziraphale did something with his tongue … something glorious, truth be told … and the A at the beginning of Aziraphale’s name stuck in Crowley’s throat.
Zira came out, but the rest faded away.
That soft, helpless moan of his dismembered name tumbling from his husband’s lips made Aziraphale go feral.
And the rest is history.
Now, it’s become a code word of sorts. Crowley doesn’t abuse its power. He prefers to call Aziraphale angel after all. But every so often there comes a time when Crowley needs Aziraphale, needs him fully, needs him urgently.
And there’s no subtler way to let Aziraphale know than by saying, “Comin’, Zira?”
To which Aziraphale always replies (with a wink, a smile, and a lick of his lower lip): “Not yet, my dear. But soon.”
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this is a fan cast for the anime attack on titan or shingeki no kyojin. you guys know i love doing fancasts especially with fandoms i’m so strong about and love so much this is one of them. i love attack on titan so much and tbh i get a lil crazy for it...oops. but with some i do agree on in fancasts i thought why not make my own and show you guys what i think. this would be my dream cast and like (i know this never will) but if they did makes this real i prob would cry so hard my boogies would come out. now you don’t have to agree on me with this this is just what i think. hopefully you guys likes and maybe agree...if you do i love you!
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eren yeager or jeager idk : rob raco (i’ve read that eren’s character is supposed to be tan or tanner skin so i thought rob would be perfect. i know him from riverdale and he’s just perfect with the skin color and eye color and he has that capability of long hair for future eren JUST SAYIN. eren is one of my fav characters in aot/snk) 
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aredn cho : mikasa ackerman (such a beauty and strong character. i loved arden in teen wolf and think she is so cute and beautiful. funny thing i say mikasa kinda hispanic because mi casa su casa you know so i say it wrong but i’m gonna try to say it right.) 
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hart denton : armin artlert (arm out hahah im srry i hate myself) (i know this is another dude from riverdale its so funny bc i swear i dont even watch or really care about the show. i guess i think whelp i need young actors so either go to riverdale or 13 reasons why. but he is so beautiful and adorable and that jawline.) 
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gregg sulkin : jean kirschtein / kirstein (okokok i had a hugeeeee crush on this actor when i was young and i think he’s pretty bomb on runaways the marvel show and he’s really cute and that chin is like jean and to me this is perfect!) 
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charlie rowe : connie springer (i mean c’mon guys they look basically like twins although i do like dylan for connie i feel charlie looks more like connie) 
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historia reiss / krista / christa lenz : kiernan shipka 
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isabella gomez : sasha blouse (i love sasha so much she is very mood and i just love my precious bean and who better than to get someone that is super funny i mean c’mon)
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anthony ramos : marco bodt (i’m john laurens in the place to be two pints of sam adams but im workin on threeeeee. i love anthony especially his singing hes so frickin cute just like my bby rip marco. freckles 4 dayz)
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oona chaplin : ymir 
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saoirse ronana : annie leonhart
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alexander ludwig : reiner braun (reiner is my favorite character in aot/snk. his past and life makes me feel sad and just in a way kinda feel bad for him even tho i don’t want to. i love him and yes read many fanfics of him and many other characters of aot/snk.)
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chuku modu : bertholdt hoover (first off chuku’s voice is like butter and it makes me feel some type of way and second the man is 6′4 ladies just like mr. hoover. its just glorious!!!)
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dane dehaan : levi ackerman (you knew, you knew, you knew why you actin all surprised. i mean this man will forever be real levi.) 
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sonam kapoor : hange / hanji zoe (both beauties!)
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chris evans : erwin smith (again you knew! i feel like chris + anything to do with military soldier stuff = captain america OR ERWIN SMITH LIKE BRUH PLS DO NOT FIGHT ME ON THIS IT IS FATE AND TRUTH NOT OPINION FAM)
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johnny simmons : moblit berner 
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karen gillian : petra ral 
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hunter parrish : oluo bozado
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marco ilso : eld jin / jinn / gin (marco is a snack yallllll)
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martin sensmeier : gunther schultz 
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alexander skarsgard : mike zacharias (yes lord!)
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carey mulligan : nanaba 
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evan peters : marlowe freudenberg (dang what a last name srry) 
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camren bicondova : hitch dreyse 
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patrick stewart with a mustache : dot pixis (wait i forgot his first name was dot)
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jeff bridges : dhalis zachary
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will smith : keith shadis (idk why i really like this one but keith’s story is sad like he wanted to be a hero and remebered and just praised for one thing in his life but don’t worry keith *cries* I SEE U!)
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rashida jones : carla yeager / jeager 
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ALEXANDER HAMILTON i mean lin-manuel miranda : grisha yeaher / jeager (yes i did it...i made grisha alexander hamilton...its funny when i was watching the episodes with my sister i said grisha looks a lot like alexander hamilton so i felt it needed to be done and they look basically alike so i can rest knowing i did my deed)
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charlie hunnam : zeke yeager / jeager (i know pply are pretty iffy about this one but i for one love it i think they look identical and i dont care what anyone says. we are all entitled to our opinion and shouldnt get mad at each other. also i love charlie and have such a crush on him its not even funny)
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jeffrey dean morgan : kenny ackerman (woo hot diggity dang jeffrey is a fineee species, he is super *cough* daddy and makes me wonder do i want a way older dude????)
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jenny slate : pieck (i love jenny she is so funny i cannot but the pic of pieck is fan art so it is not mine but i really liked how it looks a lot like the anime so well job to the creator) 
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ben hardy : porco galliard (i fell in love w ben when i watched bohemian rhapsody if you havent watched that like what are you doing w your life! also porco’s pic is fan art as well since i wanted color to match with the rest of the pics and not manga no color) 
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akira akbar : gabi braun (gabi is i think manga but colored idk if it is fanart but its not mine)
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jacob tremblay : falco grice (the pic of falco is not mine! i do not own!)
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