Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

HE IS DEAD!

STRAHD IS DEAD!

WE DID IT! WE DID IT! IREENA IS ALIVE! FIRST DAWN IN BAROVIA SINCE 500 YEARS!

YES!

does she... you know... deal 10% extra damage to everyone?

*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it

Red means I love you.

The girlies are far to distracted by my big beautiful horse to ever notice my slovenly behavior

The fascinating thing about these two adaptations is that they're both equally horny for the doctor, but, like, in diametrically opposite ways.

Vlaakith's wil be done

there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman

And, guys...

i think ryoko kui really loves woman.

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

Iris, my fairy wizard/artificer with a mysterious past

oh sorry

hot things to say during sex

cursed to put my hands on everything

hells. something just woke up down here

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

all's well that ends... not as bad as it could have

these boots have seen everything

ALL IS ASH AND MEAT

no one back home will ever believe this

february lasted 8 years but march is already half over even though it started 3 days ago

romance

There was a time when the sun Gave it's life to the trees And the air it smelled sweeter For the honey and the bees

an abbot for @monstersovka. not exactly your request, but i read "lemon tree" and had this idea!

First meeting with the Vallakovich's went super great and awesome and not weird at all (said, like a liar). MCR was brought up so our Victor is giving revenge era Gerard Way now. (clothes were designed by my gf 💜)

Also Kaz is developing a trend of needing to correct people's bad magic (for the good of everyone involved ofc....... but mostly cause it bothers him a lot).