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#more like brad dourif + im starting my new job tomorrow and i am so scared!#trying to distract my self text posts#brad dourif#the exorcist iii#gemini killer#x files#luther boggs#spontaneous combustion#sam kramer#fatal beauty#leo nova#murder blues#dead certain#john barnes#exorcist iii
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FANTASTIC JEWELRY for People Who Are Slightly Mad
Sam Kramer's whimsical mail order catalog from 1958
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The masked Slashers making and gifting you a mask as a show of affection…
#slasher lover#slashers#slasher x reader#jason voorhees#brahms hillshire#micheal myers#sam trick r treat#Stu macher#Billy loomis#slasher imagines#Amanda young#john kramer#bubba sawyer#thomas hewitt#jedidiah sawyer#leslie vernon#shadyside killers#harry warden#fang rambles#the purge#the strangers#charlie walker#scream tv series#amber freeman#mickey altieri#richie kirsch#jill roberts#piper shaw#kieran wilcox#asa emory
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A dream, mine:
spn s13 but with cas alive and jack's a baby, dean and mary are in the AU and lucifer is still on earth. Somehow sam and cas manage to save jack and themselves from lucifer but now they're on the run and they are both questioning their life choices. Sam's like super pissed because he's been baby trapped by cas of all people and he's now stuck with an unhinged angel and a baby that's half his nemesis, a nemesis with which he shares the most unfortunate, most fucked up, saddest "profound bond" of all time. Cas is pissed too because he was handed the shortest (technically the tallest but shhh) straw by fate and ended up with the wrong brother, what's worst, he's now forced, once again, to re-evaluate all his millennia-long prejudices against all kinds of abominations since he's stuck sharing a car with two of the finest examples ever produced. Jack is just a baby which means he cries a lot, wants to eat, does his things etc and the crying alone is enough to send cas and sam crazy. Cas resents sam because he thinks he's using the angel with the excuse that he doesn't sleep so he can look after the baby. Sam resents cas because he went doing his hot girl shit instead of following his plan. Things reach a boiling point when they're in a gas 'n sip, sam deep in "newborn lore" on his smartphone, trying to understand what a newborn can eat out of gas station food, and cas's exasperated because "we can just wear a white coat, go to a hospital and steal breast milk". Sam snaps and he's like "what IS wrong with you, dude?" and cas is so done so he's like "tell me, sam, what IS wrong with me, sam?". Sam's not dean and he's not above recounting all the times cas has fucked them over, fucked him over, he literally uses his fingers to start counting everything that's just wrong with cas and he sure as hell starts by telling him how thick an actual angel of the lord, "the fucking angel of fucking thursday has no feel" (sam's words not mine), can be to save a person from hell without realizing that the soul's not there when he basically did the same thing for dean so "uh cas, explain this to the hand, CAS-TI-EL"! And cas finds out that, after all, he's not that bad at this feeling and being almost human shit cause he suddenly feels very in touch with his feminine side and he's ready to remind sam how thick can he be to think that god was speaking to him telling him to open the cage, like "what sam, just because amara was speaking to dean, you thought god would have spoken to you, to you, SA-MU-EL?" They're one step close to a catfight, neither of them is shy enough to prevent it, they both can and will grab each other by their hair and grip tight to raise themselves from this domestic hell. But they're in a gas 'n sip, whisper-yelling about angels, hell, souls and god and people begin eyeing them, the clerk reaches for the phone. They stop and realize that, in their current state, they're both two male presenting beings somewhere in their forties or in their vicinity with a screaming baby in cas' arms and one call away from child protection services . Things are not good.
Meanwhile, dean is with mary, fake bobby and fake charlie having the time of his life in the fake purgatory copy that is the AU releasing all his decade-long repressed sexual energy toward a certain angel by killing angels with bullets made out of angel blades and knifing the occasional monster of the week that goes bump in the night. Things are good.
#i deserve that#sastiel but make it Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown#or sastiel but make it newman/kramer neurotic vibes from seinfeld#spn#supernatural#spn crack#the spn season 13 i deserved#don't worry jack will not be neglected#the two are idiots but they'll figure it out#together which is the hilarious part#sorry kelly#but I do have other ideas where you're alive and thriving#i won't forget you baby#castiel#sastiel#sam winchester#dean winchester#dean/cas#sam and cas
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I’m a whore for older men.
#mark hoffman#leon kennedy#ian somelharder#dylan o'brien#sam worthington#jake sully#simon ghost riley#konig mw2#keegan p russ#john price#john kramer#micheal myers#ghostface#jason statham#jason voorhees#aaron taylor johnson#robert downey jr#chris evans#sebastian stan#jonathan joestar#joesph joestar#jotaro kujo#trevor philips#micheal de santa#franklin clinton#carlos oliveira#evan peters#taron egerton#kevin ball#levi ackerman
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📷 samheughan IG
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Pull Yerself Together “Siberian Sam” (2020)
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kellyclarksonshow: Start your Tuesday with Sam Heughan and Jana Kramer today on Kelly! 🤩
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anybody else who is a fan of both LOTR and Seinfeld envision the ending of “The Maestro” episode as a moment on Tol Eressëa, where Frodo & Sam are relaxing in paradise (like Elaine & the Maestro), then hear a commotion nearby and spot Legolas & Gimli stumbling out of their boat onto the beach in the middle of an argument (like Jerry & Kramer stumbling out of the taxi). Then, like Jerry, Legolas scoffs “I don’t even know why I brought you!” then suddenly stops, looks around the island, and goes “…Not bad,” and Gimli agrees.
LOL I can’t believe I actually found a parallel between LOTR and Seinfeld! I bet I’m the first. :)
the scene in question starts at 3:22 :)
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#seinfeld#lotr#legolas and gimli#valinor#lotr books#Youtube#sam x frodo#lord of the rings#jrr tolkien#sitcoms#cosmo kramer#jerry seinfeld#legolas#gimli#samfro#frodo baggins#samwise gamgee#elaine benes#the maestro
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The Flying Serpent (1946)
My rating: 5/10
Fairly standard "guy with a murder creature" type stuff, but the monster is pretty funny, and at just under an hour it doesn't really have time to get too tedious.
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in honor of that anon who said jews have done nothing for the world, here’s a non exhaustive list of things we’ve done for the world:
arts, fashion, and lifestyle:
jeans - levi strauss
modern bras - ida rosenthal
sewing machines - isaac merritt singer
modern film industry - carl laemmle (universal pictures), adolph zukor (paramount pictures), william fox (fox film forporation), louis b. mayer (mgm - metro-goldwyn-mayer), harry, sam, albert, and jack warners (warner bros.), steven spielberg, mel brooks, marx brothers
operetta - jacques offenbach
comic books - stan lee
graphic novels - will eisner
teddy bears - morris and rose michtom
influential musicians - irving berlin, stephen sondheim, benny goodman, george gershwin, paul simon, itzhak perlman, leonard bernstein, bob dylan, leonard cohen
artists - mark rothko
actors - elizabeth taylor, jerry lewis, barbara streisand
comedians - lenny bruce, joan rivers, jerry seinfeld
authors - judy blume, tony kushner, allen ginsberg, walter mosley
culture:
esperanto - ludwik lazar zamenhof
feminism - betty friedan, gloria steinem, ruth bader ginsberg
queer and trans rights - larry kramer, harvey milk, leslie feinberg, abby stein, kate bornstein, frank kameny, judith butler
international women's day - clara zetkin
principles of journalizm, statue of liberty, and pulitzer prize - joseph pulitzer
"the new colossus" - emma lazarus
universal declaration of human rights - rene samuel cassin
holocaust remembrance and human rights activism - elie wiesel
workers rights - louis brandeis, rose schneiderman
public health care, women's rights, and children's rights - lillian wald
racial equity - rabbi abraham joshua heschel, julius rosenwald, andrew goodman, michael schwerner
political theory - hannah arendt
disability rights - judith heumann
black lives matter slogan and movement - alicia garza
#metoo movement - jodi kantor
institute of sexology - magnus hirschfeld
technology:
word processing computers - evelyn berezin
facebook - mark zuckerberg
console video game system - ralph henry baer
cell phones - amos edward joel jr., martin cooper
3d - leonard lipton
telephone - philipp reis
fax machines - arthur korn
microphone - emile berliner
gramophone - emile berliner
television - boris rosing
barcodes - norman joseph woodland and bernard silver
secret communication system, which is the foundation of the technology used for wifi - hedy lamarr
three laws of robotics - isaac asimov
cybernetics - norbert wiener
helicopters - emile berliner
BASIC (programming language) - john george kemeny
google - sergey mikhaylovich brin and larry page
VCR - jerome lemelson
fax machine - jerome lemelson
telegraph - samuel finley breese morse
morse code - samuel finley breese morse
bulletproof glass - edouard benedictus
electric motor and electroplating - boris semyonovich jacobi
nuclear powered submarine - hyman george rickover
the internet - paul baran
icq instant messenger - arik vardi, yair goldfinger,, sefi vigiser, amnon amir
color photography - leopold godowsky and leopold mannes
world's first computer - herman goldstine
modern computer architecture - john von neumann
bittorrent - bram cohen
voip internet telephony - alon cohen
data archiving - phil katz, eugene roshal, abraham lempel, jacob ziv
nemeth code - abraham nemeth
holography - dennis gabor
laser - theodor maiman
instant photo sharing online - philippe kahn
first automobile - siegfried samuel marcus
electrical maglev road - boris petrovich weinberg
drip irrigation - simcha blass
ballpoint pen and automatic gearbox - laszlo biro
photo booth - anatol marco josepho
medicine:
pacemakers and defibrillators - louise robinovitch
defibrillators - bernard lown
anti-plague and anti-cholera vaccines - vladimir aronovich khavkin
polio vaccine - jonas salk
test for diagnosis of syphilis - august paul von wasserman
test for typhoid fever - ferdinand widal
penicillin - ernst boris chain
pregnancy test - barnhard zondek
antiretroviral drug to treat aids and fight rejection in organ transplants - gertrude elion
discovery of hepatitis c virus - harvey alter
chemotherapy - paul ehrlich
discovery of prions - stanley prusiner
psychoanalysis - sigmund freud
rubber condoms - julius fromm
birth control pill - gregory goodwin pincus
asorbic acid (vitamin c) - tadeusz reichstein
blood groups and rh blood factor - karl landsteiner
acyclovir (treatment for infections caused by herpes virus) - gertrude elion
vitamins - caismir funk
technique for measuring blood insulin levils - rosalyn sussman yalow
antigen for hepatitus - baruch samuel blumberg
a bone fusion technique - gavriil abramovich ilizarov
homeopathy - christian friedrich samuel hahnemann
aspirin - arthur ernst eichengrun
science:
theory of relativity - albert einstein
theory of the electromagnetic field - james maxwell
quantum mechanics - max born, gustav ludwig hertz
quantum theory of gravity - matvei bronstein
microbiology - ferdinand julius cohn
neuropsychology - alexander romanovich luria
counters for x-rays and gamma rays - robert hofstadter
genetic engineering - paul berg
discovery of the antiproton - emilio gino segre
discovery of cosmic microwave background radiation - arno allan penzias
discovery of the accelerating expansion of the universe - adam riess and saul merlmutter
discovery that black hole formation is a robust prediction of the general theory of relativity - roger penrose
discovery of a supermassive compact object at the center of the milky way - andrea ghez
modern cosmology and the big bang theory - alexander alexandrovich friedmann
stainless steel - hans goldschmidt
gas powered vehicles
interferometer - albert abraham michelson
discovery of the source of energy production in stars - hans albrecht bethe
proved poincare conjecture - grigori yakovlevich perelman
biochemistry - otto fritz meyerhof
electron-positron collider - bruno touschek
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sam and lisa + text posts
#my otp honestly#i love them your honor#spontaneous combustion#tobe hooper#sam kramer#brad dourif#lisa wilcox#cynthia bain
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Sam Kramer sterling pin with a taxidermy eye
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Do you think that a modern day Jigsaw copycat would use a really bad ai kramer voice
ABSOLUTELY. I need this movie immediately.
-Mod Sam
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sam kramer pendant, 1957 in jewelry in europe and america: new times, new thinking - ralph turner (1996)
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Brad Dourif as Sam Kramer/David Bell | Spontaneous Combustion (1990)
#brad dourif#spontaneous combustion#filmedit#horroredit#myedit#braddourif*#sc*#everycharacter*#32/?#his eyes in some of these shots... absolutely unreal#anyways i love watching a man get progressively sweatier as he goes through the horrors
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