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spacelazarwolf · 15 minutes

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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

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spacelazarwolf · 3 hours

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This is what happen when people take the 'your brain doesn't mature till 25' pop-sci too literally and just ran with it, also transphobia

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spacelazarwolf · 4 hours

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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spacelazarwolf · 5 hours

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My coworker just teared up in a department meeting because she's from Myanmar and was talking about the military targeting her people (the Chin people) because they're Christian, and how all of these houses are destroyed and people are fleeing, and man, it's one of those terrible situations the larger world just doesn't care about, and it's a real shame

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spacelazarwolf · 6 hours

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ehad mi yode'ah

this is one of the most well-known songs sung at the end of the seder, translated into numerous languages, including numerous jewish languages, and even more melodies.

jewishlanguages.org has an entire page dedicated to this song, its translations into various jewish languages, and different melodies. check it out here! below are just a few i want to highlight:

ladino - kien supiense i entendiense?

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turkey

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salonica (another version)

one turkish version:

Kien supiense i entendiense? Alavar al dyo kreyense. Kwalo son los (uno, dos, tres, etc.) tredje? Tredje anyos de bar mitzvah, Dodje tribus de israel, Onze hermanos sin yosef, Dyeze los mandamiento de la ley, Mueve meses de la prenyada, Ocho dias de la milá, Siete dias kon shabat, Seish dias de la semana, Sinko livros de la ley, Kwatro madres de israel, Tres muestros padres son, Dos moshe y aros, Uno es el kriador, baruh hu u'varuh shemo.

judeo-italian - chi sa qual è il tredici?

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florence

Chi sapeva, chi intendeva quale cosa fosse tredici? Tredici sono gli attributi di Dio, Dodici son le tribù d'Israele, Undici son le costellazioni, Dieci sono i commandamenti, Nove mesi della nascità, Otto giorno di milah, Sette giorni col di Sciabad, Sei ordini de Miscnà, Cinque libri della Torà, Quattro madri d'Israele, Sarà, Riccà, Rahel e Leà, Tre padri nostri son, Avram, Yizhak e Yangakov, Li due tavoli di Moscè, Uno solo è il Creatore, Baruh U uvaruh shemò.

syrian judeo-arabic - min ya'elam wumin yidri

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Min ya‪'elam wumin yidri‪ Allah rab el mijalli‪ heda hinen il tleta'ash tleta'ash il bar-misvah tna'ash shibte Yisrael hda'ash kokab bisama ‪'asher qilmat itorah‪ tisa'at ishhor il hible tmint-iyyam il mila sab'at-iyyam il hupa site sdadir il Mishna‪ khamse msahaf itorah‪. Arba'a imatna wutlate abatna wutnen Musa waAharon wahid yali khalana‪, Allahu Allahu la ilahh illa hu (some say‪: barukh hu ubarukh shemo‪) (some say‪: Allah hu wahid‪)

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spacelazarwolf · 7 hours

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#ask avishai

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spacelazarwolf · 7 hours

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80% of "passing" is having enough money to purchase the clothes and services that will allow you to pass. Please stop holding being able to stealth up as the pinnacle of trans achievement. That place belongs to surviving. It belongs to finding joy. It belongs to love and community, not people who are rich enough to have professional makeup artists and tailors.

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spacelazarwolf · 8 hours

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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

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spacelazarwolf · 9 hours

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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

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spacelazarwolf · 9 hours

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anyway this is the only christian opinion allowed on this post.

prince of egypt is not a christian movie. the exodus is a jewish story. it’s found in other religions, and can even have a heightened level of significance, like for black (specifically african american) christians. but it is a jewish story from jewish scripture written from a jewish perspective about jewish persecution. enjoy it all you want. but don’t go on about how much you love prince of egypt then erase the fundamental jewish spirit of it.

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spacelazarwolf · 9 hours

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non-usamerican roman catholic here 😶‍🌫️ we know the prince of egypt is a jewish story and we do respect that! not in a cringey fetish way, like, we do acknowledge and respect you're the chosen peeps, but it is part of our scriptures and our liturgy as well. We do celebrate and recount the exodus during the catholic liturgy again and again (especially on the night of good saturday), like we sing the song of the sea in its entirety and on the same night we pray for the safety of all the jews of the world, cos we acknowledge that you of all people were the chosen ones. The catholic bible is a whole afaik, and the book of exodus holds just as much value as any other book.

All this to say, at least from my perspective, i don't feel like i'm 'appropriating' the prince of egypt when i celebrate it, we know it's about the jewish people, but at the same time it is an important part of our religion as well! 💙

do u ppl know how to read i never said u can’t enjoy the movie i said u shouldn’t erase the fact it’s a specifically jewish story.

#ask avishai #also maybe it’s time to talk abt how christian scriptures are an appropriation of jewish texts but maybe y’all aren’t ready for that

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spacelazarwolf · 9 hours

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did u actually read the whole post or just the first line.

prince of egypt is not a christian movie. the exodus is a jewish story. it’s found in other religions, and can even have a heightened level of significance, like for black (specifically african american) christians. but it is a jewish story from jewish scripture written from a jewish perspective about jewish persecution. enjoy it all you want. but don’t go on about how much you love prince of egypt then erase the fundamental jewish spirit of it.

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spacelazarwolf · 17 hours

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a broken clock is right twice a day, but a not broken clock is right all the time so maybe go with the not broken clock.

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spacelazarwolf · 17 hours

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

#me collecting instruments like it’s the end of the world and learning to play as many as possible #you WILL sit and listen to this jaw harp concert

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spacelazarwolf · 17 hours

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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

#my friend had to pay for college with credit cards bc her rich abusive dad kept claiming her on his taxes even tho she cut him off

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spacelazarwolf · 17 hours

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are you talking abt op or the person who responded to op?

I can’t get over how the students at Columbia screamed “Go back to Poland” to American Jews. Not even Israelis (though that wouldn’t be okay either). American fucking Jews.

Way to tell me that you don’t want me in your country and think my family and I would be better off dead. You’re such an activist, gleefully screaming for the ethnic cleansing of your country’s own populations.

Get absolutely fucked, you monsters.

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