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Sam And Max Headcannons <3
WARNING!!!! THESE ARE ALL BASED ON LITERALLY NOTHING. NONE OF THESE HAVE ANY CANNON BACKING THEM UP
Max loves to draw, though he's on the artistic level of a kindergartener. He likes using crayons the most :)
Sam and Max are both autistic. In fact, the whole reason they got into this business is Sam's never ending hyperfixation on black and white detective films.
They always get icecream after a job to celebrate :)
The commissioner is literally just Steve Purcell
On halloween, they always go as themselves and see how many people they can trick into thinking they're just in costumes. It's always fun
Max likes babies :)
Sam could be making thousands selling his artwork, but he doesn't think its good. (its basically on par with the mona lisa I have no idea where he gets that idea from)
Their favorite icecream is orange dreamsicles :)
Max loves using slang in front of sam to watch him panic because he has No Idea what his little buddy is saying
Max is the top
They like M night Shyamalan movies
Max isn't allowed to listen to Caramel Dansen anymore because last time he did he got so hyper he nearly broke everything in the office
they own multiple of eachother's plushies
They love interacting with kids!! Sam always has police badge stickers in his pocket in case of a Child Spotting. Max also has pixiesticks on hand for the same reason. Sam has no idea if they're actually pixie sticks or if he's just giving kids hard drugs and he's too afraid to ask
Sam is terrified of the Vet. Its a whole day ordeal of Max having to trap, trick, and manipulate his way into forcing sam into the vet's doors. He always gets a chewtoy afterwards though cus he's a brave lil pup :)
Max likes going to the vet because he steals all the equipment
Sam is a giant frank Sinatra fan, listens to him All The Time. This has led to max hating frank sinatra.
Sometimes max will just latch onto sam like a damn parasite and Sam wont even know he's been latched onto him until Max says something. Its nearly given Sam a heart attack on occasions
Sam has a dog bed, and Max sleeps where ever he wants. Spots Sam has found him sleeping in include: The Fridge, On the roof, On his head (suffocating him), In the microwave, and in the fishbowl.
When max dries off after getting wet he looks like a gigantic puff ball. He hates it, and Sam always makes fun of him for it
Sam does the Snoopy Happy dance :)
Max loves being thrown around. Down the stairs, through a window, being spun until he's violently ill... you name it, he adores it.
Max cant swim, but he will lie till the end of time that he can, since he finds wearing floaties embarrassing. He usually drowns at least two times at pool parties
Max's idol is the shark from Jaws
Max loves putting stickers on things he loves! Which usually means himself and Sam are covered in them
If you ask either of them how old they are, they'll reply with "time is a concept" because they've honestly forgotten what age they are
Sam and Max both believe in santa (I guess this isn't a headcannon since they did see/kill him once but still I like it)
Max has the uncanny ability to sleep anywhere anytime he wants, including sleeping standing up.
Sam and Max met eachother at a playground because Max bit sam and said he wouldn't let go till they were best friends. I think you all know how the rest of the story goes
#freelance husbands#freelance police#sam#sam and max#sam and max freelance husbands#sam and max fanart#sam and max freelance police#sam & max#headcannons#headcanon#sam and max headcannons#fandom#fandom things#fandom culture#fandom community#sam and max community#sam and max fandom
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Sam and Max HC
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Sam, who whines in his sleep when you arent with him, clutching onto pillows and blankets to find you in the mass of 3 bodies and duvets.
Max, who can't sleep without you there, whether he has the other or not, Max who needs you at all times, to be his and Sam's pillar.
Sam, who needs you to play poker, his poker face being a flustered smile, or maybe, he's just looking at you.
Max, who will talk your ears off, loving the time even if you drift off or pay him no notice, just having you there. Listening.
Sam, who would drive you anywhere, whether he needs the DeSoto or not. The.. growling DeSoto.
Max, who can't be trusted to drive, laying over yours or Sam's laps gleefully, living his happy little life.
Sam, who would spoil you and Max to no end, as much as he bank account will let him, which is quite alot, considering what they do to criminals. (They steal their wallets)
Max, who loves being spoiled by you and/or Sam, and repays you both in genuine, non aggressive love, no matter what he holds his standards about love to.
Max, who cries when you or Sam beat him in poker. (he eats his own cards.)
Sam, who sulks when you beat him in poker, before you let him have a pity win. (He also lets Max eat his cards.)
Max, who will jump onto your shoulders, just to give you a 'passionate' he bites you kiss.
Sam, who nuzzles his wet nose into yours and licks your cheek, sleeping over your lap, showing genuine passion for your shared relationship.
They, who love you as much as they could. They, who have never loved anyone as much as they love you and eachother. They, who would do anything for you, anything.
#sam x max x reader#sam and max#Desoto#x reader#sam and max hit the road#sam and max save the world#sam and max through time and space#love#headcannons
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OMG I JUST SEEN YOUR CHARACTER LIST THAT YOU WRITE FOR CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE SOME GHOSTFACE SAM X READER RELATIONSHIP HEADCANNONS 🤍
SAM CARPENTER GHOSTFACE HEADCANONS ! and yes i do have a bot for this.
✗ warnings ; murder, controlling behaviour, manipulation, general ghostface girlfriend toxicity. nsfw at bottom dom/sub. marking, knife!kink, free-use ment
protectiveness dialled to the MAX. if you think she was bad before its nothing compared to now. and i mean kill-people-who-look-at-you-the-wrong way type of bad. "oh, don't even worry, baby. i took care of it."
she has to be near you at all times; scratch that—has to be TOUCHING you at all times. seriously cant stand it when you're not wrapped around her fucking koala and will make it everyone's problem.
would never ever EVER hurt you. she hurts people for you—no matter if you want her too or not. besides, she has other ways of keeping you quiet.
when she took off the mask she wasn't even the slightest bit worried, as fucked up as that sounds. she knew you'd never leave her; you love her too much, she loves you too much. how could you ever give her up? she did this all for you.
calls you "doll" or "angel" almost exclusively—but not just that. you're her doll, you're her angel—her own precious little thing and you're never gonna leave her, okay?
but one can never be too sure; so she isolates you from all your friends to make sure you really can't leave. controlling to the point where if you lived with her you wouldn't be able to leave the house without her. but that's okay—she's doing it because she loves you. she's protecting you.
because she's off her meds she starts to see billy more and more, and she won't take them no matter how much you beg her too. sometimes you wake up to her see her sitting up staring blankly at the wall, eyes slightly glazed-over as if she's seeing something that's not there and it scares you too fucking pieces. it'll happen sometimes in public, too, like when someone gets a little too touchy with you or even, sometimes, when you get on her nerves ; which is definitely the most terrifying one.
(he's telling her to make you hers. telling her to take you for herself and leave a bloody fucking mess in her wake. whoever the fuck thinks they could ever take you from her is in for nasty, gory surprise.)
you're her anchor point. you're the only one who can ever calm her down if it gets too much. and you can tell, too, when chad's just running his mouth a bit too loudly and her hand is twitching towards the butcher's knife on the counter and you have to twist round and cup her cheeks, pepper kisses to her lips and she just melts — all potentially murderous urges forgotten as she wraps your arms around you.
nsfw !
so fucking handsy. CANNOT keep her hands off you. has the annoying tendency to squeeze your ass or tits whenever she walks past
even when you're in public which makes it so fucking degrading. you could be talking to a stranger at the club and she'll just lean over to grope your tits in full view of the guy you're talking to. just so fucking casual as she strides past, like its the most normal thing in the world.
and tbh it kind of IS, so when the guy stands up all angry for you and you're just sitting there spluttering and have to go "no i— i let her.." like the little slut you are
so so rough in bed. borderline violent. she just can't help it, not when you get that delicious spark of fear in your eyes and you plead with her with those plush, parted lips like you're just begging to be used and abused.
obsessed with leaving bruises and hand-prints on you during sex. gives her the deepest pleasure to see you all marked up, so clearly hers. it makes her cock stand up just thinking of it.
has made you walk around the house completely naked after a good bruising before just to admire her handiwork. and to make you easy for use, of course.
marking you up with her initials on the base of your neck so everybody knows that you’re hers.
definite knife!kink. dragging the dull edge of the blade along your thigh.. smiling to herself as you tremble under the cold, cold metal grazing your folds.
fucking you as she does it—fingers swirling so goddamn slowly that makes your eyes water, each time she flicks your clit your body screams at you—but you can’t move. bc there's a knife right fucking there and then it'll be your fault if she hurts you—not hers. she told you to keep still, didn't she?
#(╯°^°)╯head💣canons#sam carpenter x reader#sam carpenter x you#sam carpenter x afab reader#sam carpenter x female reader#sam carpenter headcanons#sam carpenter#sam carpenter bot#scream
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Max Fox x Reader - Headcannons
this is for all the max fox girlies out there. if you're a mikey madison fan and haven't watched better things just for her, shame on u.
this is likely going to contain max snippets from every season, so don't read if you care about spoilers.
GO WATCH BETTER THINGS!! seriously it's a really good show about a single mother raising three daughters.
also, LOOK AT BABY MIKEY. LOOK AT HER.
Pre-relationship
when max isn't with paisley or her boyfriend of the week, she's with you
you're the most chill of all her friends so she hangs out with you mostly when she doesn't feel like causing her mom an aneurism
sam loves you more than max's other friends
you always thank her for her hospitality and do the dishes for her if she cooks when you're around
max's favorite thing about you is that she doesn't feel the need to worry about if you think she seems cool or not
you love watching old movies with max because she always has such thoughtful comments on the cinematography
you always arrive early to her band's gigs just so you can cheer her on from the front row
you are max's personal Lyft driver when you get your license (sam is thankful that the bill has gone down significantly)
How you catch feelings
you fall for max first
your feelings for her start when she begins opening up to you about her dad and how much her parent's divorce has affected her
she tells you about the jealousy she holds for how much she has to share her mom with her mom's job and her two sisters
she also opens up about how she has no clue what to do once she graduates
you tell her that sam loves her just as much as she did before her sisters were born and that there's no rush to decide what path she wants to choose post-graduation
you realize your feelings for max when she surprises you by playing your favorite song on the guitar
the smile she gave you after she finished playing made your heart leap into your throat
you knew you had it bad for her after that
Unrequited feelings
you're too much of a chicken to admit your feelings to max because you don't want to ruin your friendship
you are horrified when she starts dating the 34 year old man, you tell yourself that it's not because you're jealous, but because max is only 16 (it's definitely because you're jealous)
max cried on your shoulder when she learned her dad had stood her up on her graduation day
you threaten to train chewy to bite him for the next time he shows up to interrupt her life
she laughs and your heart skips a beat at the sound
when max tells you about her decision to go to college in Chicago, you try not to cry (let's pretend you chose to go to college somewhere in LA)
you do cry when you drop her and sam off at the airport on their way to Chicago (cry is putting it lightly, you full on sobbed into max's shirt)
Other people notice your feelings
with max off at college, you have a hard time figuring out what to do with yourself when you aren't attending classes
you take to moping around the fox's house
frankie is the first to catch onto your feelings for max, after seeing you sniffle pitifully into a carton of ice cream for the third weekend in a row, they figured you must've loved max more than you let on
frankie doesn't say anything to you about their realization, concluding that you probably hadn't yet registered that you harbored more than friendly thoughts for max
sam doesn't question why she keeps finding you fast asleep on her living room couch, so she remains none the wiser about your love for her daughter
when max calls you crying one night and tells you about how she doesn't think college is right for her, it takes everything in your willpower not to encourage her to hop on the next flight back to LA
you tell her she has to make the decision on her own but that you will wholeheartedly support her either way
when she does return, you don't even hide how ecstatic you are
the pain of hiding your feelings for her does return, but it's nothing compared to how heartbroken you felt while she was away
when she starts dating olivier, you feel more depressed than you do jealous
max notices your more frequent sad moods and her heart pangs dejectedly whenever she asks if you're okay and you brush her off
you feel lost and decide to confide in rich about your love for max, you always thought he was such a good second dad to her
he isn't fully surprised at your feelings for the other girl, having sensed that something more was likely going on between you two
he's so happy that you decided to tell him and offers you words of advice that he had picked up from being in similar situations to yours
from that moment on, he's silently rooting for you and max to get together
Max realizes her feelings for you
with her new love for photography, she innocently invited both you and paisley to model for an idea that she wanted to shoot
paisley agrees excitedly while you agree with more reluctance
the pictures with paisley turn out great
when it's your turn, max is in utter awe at how gently your beauty comes across in the photos
you fit the image she had wanted to capture so perfectly and as she continues to photograph you, her heart thumps wildly in her chest
the slow groundbreaking realization of the love she so deeply holds for you creeps up her spine
she pushes you away the next week and the week after that, filled with panic
now that she has figured out how she feels about you, she knows she'll never be able to hide it from you
you feel hurt that max is avoiding you, but you figure it's because she's spending more time with her boyfriend (max didn't tell you that she had broken up with him directly after the photoshoot)
max tells rich about her feelings for you and he only just barely manages to hide his joy at the news
he reassures her there's nothing wrong with the way she feels about you and that her family would accept and support her regardless
after a week of gathering up her nerve (and a third week of avoiding you), she reveals her feelings for you to sam
sam is shocked but reassures max that she is so happy and proud
when max falls asleep for the night, sam rushes to frankie's room for advice on ways that she could be there for max
Confession
one morning, frankie urges max to confess to you
needless to say, max is pissed at sam for telling frankie
a big fight starts between the three of them (max upset with sam for telling frankie, sam mad at frankie for telling max that she had told them about it, and frankie yelling at max to just tell you how she felt)
you, completely fed up with being avoided by max, stomp into the fox household to give the girl a piece of your mind
the fighting comes to a halt when you walk in the door, frankie and sam quickly scurry away
just as you're about to speak, max gently grabs your arm and tugs you outside with her
she shushes all your attempts to talk and apologies for avoiding you
she looks nervous and so uncharacteristically max as she takes your hand in hers
when she tells you she was avoiding you because she realized she was in love with you, you nearly forget how to breathe
she looks at you so worriedly while she waits for your response
when you tell her you feel the same, her eyes crinkle in happiness
max leans closer and the two of you share a soft kiss
max lovers you better cause some commotion in the comments!! she needs more love and I won't be silent about it anymore!
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Sam Carpenter as your girlfriend headcannons (Part 30)
Her patience with you never wears thin somehow she’s extra patient with you
You love sleeping on her
You and Sam have a big bed but the most comfortable place on the bed is on Sam’s chest with her arms around you for the whole night
And if her arms aren’t around she will wake up in the middle of the night at like 3am and put her arms around you
her sweaters are big on you because of her height but boy they’re warm and comfortable
She likes you a lot since the first day she met you
Shes never felt such a connection with anyone before and with you she feels a connection so strong it’s in breakable to the max
Sometimes when she wants you to be the big spoon she will lay her head on your thighs and gently wrap her arms around your waist
She secretly loves being the little spoon too
But enjoys being the protective big spoon
#sam carpenter x female reader#sam carpenter#sam carpenter x y/n#sam carpenter x reader#sam carpenter imagine#sam carpenter headcanons
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My theory and headcannon to why Max won't age when Sam does in the future is because his body was cloned with alien tech or " regenerated" in the freelance police episode of"bad day on the moon" after he was vaporized by alien laser and use the psychic powers to attach his consciousness to Sam's hand.
So they use this remains to clone him a new body and used peanut brittle as a filler for the DNA that they can't recover. After moving his consciousness into that body he essentially stopped aging because his new body can't and we know bad side of the Moon is Canon to the games because there are pictures bad side of the Moon in the office in the telltale games putting an explanation to why while Sam is old and senile Max's just as young looking and mentally well as he was in dark side of the Moon.
This is also why he can't be cloned after the devil's playhouse. His DNA is too weird because it's not even his DNA anymore it's a mix of a synthetic version of his old DNA and peanut brittle.
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i just have one question: what does swapped geek look like?
HI IM SO SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS EARLIER!!!
Anyways!!! Honestly I had like??? No idea what to do at first, I was ORIGINALLY gonna have them be like, a mad scientist, but then I thought about maybe swapping them with Dr. Mama Bosco! So I did that instead
This is kinda what I’ve got going so far!!!
Here’s some small notes:
- I imagine their personality would still retain the maturity they had in the cartoon, but more chill and likes to joke around?? Chill Geek
- They did reside in Sam and Max’s building when they were alive, however when Geek DID die their building was just put back onto the market. When Sam and Max got their office inside that building they definitely didn’t expect this pissed off ghost child in there, and then I just wanna imagine that they eventually get along. ((Like maybe the made a deal with Geek or something where they could volunteer themselves as test subjects and let Geek have a laboratory in their basement so Geek could stop haunting them both))
- I wanted to make their death different than Mama Bosco’s ‘baking soda volcano’ death in the Telltale games, so I based Geek’s death on that man eating food monster from the first episode of the cartoon series
- Geek definitely would get their body back, probably with the help of Dr Mama Bosco because I think that would be a neat idea
Also kinda shoving my non-binary geek headcannon into this AU but anyone can use any pronouns they want for them since Geek being non-binary isn’t cannon to the series
ALSO ALSO I know Geek isn’t in the Telltale games but I love Geek!! And I wanna include them !!!! Geek is awesome
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Meeting and dating Micheal Emerson Headcannons
You and Micheal met at a ‘Saxophone man’ concert.
You were trying to appreciate the music, but some boozer blond wouldn’t leave you alone. Micheal noticed this and walked over.
With a furrow of his dark eyebrows and a very deep pitched, ‘I suggest you get lost before I kick your spine so hard you end up looking like a PEZ dispenser.’ The blond scoffed and walked away.
You stood there, face deep red with blush as the handsome stranger in front of you asked if you were alright, snickering softly at how red he had made you.
After getting to know you (and buying you a slushie with whatever pocket change he had), Micheal said goodbye and walked off the boardwalk.
Over the next few weeks, Micheal silently prayed he would see you again. So when he saw you talking with Lucy at Max’s store, he was a bit confused.
Turns out you also worked at the store, and had gotten along pretty well with the single mother.
After a few more meetings, Micheal mustered up the courage to ask you out.
Your first date was dinner at his place. It went terribly wrong (nanook drooled all over you, Sam had a fever, Lucy burnt the spaghetti sauce so you had to get takeout, and Micheal was embarrassed as hell.)
DATING HEADCANNONS
Michael is deeply in love with you, he would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Boardwalk/beach dates (which usually include Sam being a third wheeler)
Michael is a bit odd when it comes to PDA, some days he just wants to hold your hand, others he wants to be to enough to be inside your skin.
Lucy absolutely adores you, she thinks your a great influence to help tame Michaels new ‘attitude’.
Wearing each other’s jewelry
Holding hands under the table at family dinners
Play fighting in the pool/ocean
Random hugs from behind
He is adamant you shouldn’t go anywhere near David and his group, he really doesn’t need to deal with more vampires then he already does.
#the lostboys 1987#dwayne tlb#80s#marko tlb#paul tlb#david tlb#the lost boys#tlb x reader#star tlb#sam tlb#micheal Emerson x reader#Spotify
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v's 800 follower celebration!
CLOSED - until next time! check out the entire collection here!
hi i have reached 800 followers :')))) truly can't believe so many of you are still enjoying my works!! so to celebrate, i'll be hosting a little event!
THIS EVENT WILL BE OPEN UNTIL SUNDAY, JAN 14TH! & it begins... now!
EVENT #1 !
first, choose a prompt (from list 1, list 2, or list 3). next, add a character from the list below. optionally, add some more context if you'd like! then, submit your ask & i will write a short scenario.
NOTES: only one prompt and one character per ask. you can submit multiple asks!
EXAMPLE: "i feel safe with you" with sam carpenter.
CHARACTERS OPEN FOR THIS EVENT: mike schmidt, clapton davis, peter parker (tasm), ethan landry, tara carpenter, sam carpenter.
EVENT #2 !
short + sweet! give me a short idea/trope (please keep it to a few words max!) + a character, send an ask and i'll tell you how i think they feel about it!
EXAMPLE: enemies to lovers with sam carpenter.
CHARACTERS OPEN FOR THIS EVENT: mike schmidt, clapton davis, peter parker (tasm), ethan landry, tara carpenter, sam carpenter.
EVENT #3 !
let's talk! send in any headcannons/thoughts/fic ideas you have/etc. about any characters i write for or from any fandoms below!
FANDOMS OPEN FOR THIS EVENT: five nights at freddys, detention (2011), scream (scream v/vi focus), the hunger games, marvel.
EVENT #4 !
send in any word and if i find it in any of my drafts, i'll reveal the sentence!
EVENT #5 !
ask me something you're curious about, or just stop by to chat!
GO AHEAD ! SEND SOMETHING IN !
general notes !
-if you have sent in a request, please do not resend it during the event, even if it falls within one of the event categories! i will still be working on regular requests during the event.
-send as many asks as you'd like!
-please like & reblog if you can!
-this is a follower celebration but you are still welcome to participate if you're not a follower! i appreciate everyone who has interacted with my fics!!
-all works for this celebration will be tagged under #v's 800 follower celebration for easier navigation.
thank you guys again & i hope i'll see things from you soon!!
#mike schmidt x reader#ethan landry x reader#clapton davis x reader#peter parker x reader#tasm peter parker x reader#tara carpenter x reader#sam carpenter x reader#fnaf x reader#the hunger games x reader#scream x reader#marvel x reader#v's 800 follower celebration
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Okay, I want to talk about the Trans Richie headcannon. I'm not going to say anything bad about it, this is just some ideas and opinions about it, regarding it as canon.
I like the idea that if Richie and/or Trevor were trans, they'd be given an alliterative name set originally. Like Richie and Rachel, Trevor and Tracey, or Samantha and Sabrina; something like that. And then when one or both changed their names, they were so relieved that their names didn't start with the same letter anymore. Maybe they even hated it so much that they'd like... go by Chel, CeCe, Sam and Rina. Shit like that, that'd be so funny.
I would really like to see a show about how they grew up. As much as I don't know how to feel about a cis person playing a trans character, I also wouldn't want Richie played by anyone else— *the idea of Jae Hughes as Richie*
Okay, that'd actually be pretty sick, and you could have both Trevor and Richie on stage without Jon having to do a bunch of quick changes, or prerecordings, and you could even have them on stage at the same time, but YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING!
Anyway, I think it'd be really neat to have a song of Richie post-transition and Richie pre-transition singing about how they feel out of place, or how they have this secret that they have to keep, pre-trans not being out at all, and post-trans having transitioned in stealth mode. It'd be cook to see 'her' looking in a mirror or something, seeing post-trans Richie there because that's what they want to be. Some fuckin' reflection from Mulan shit, y'know?
Maybe it's just that I want to see Her as a musical, maybe that's my problem... I mean, now I'm thinking about it, and I'm right. I want that so fucking bad. Like, just imagine that for me, will you? I keep specifically imagining a scene of Jeri and Jerry berating 'her' for being too masculine as a song— I'm sorry, I'm being such a dork.
If Jon Matteson did a stream where he read trans richie headcannons and fics, I would fucking cry, especially if Her was included, since I'm very proud of it thus far.
I need like... a 5+1 fic of Richie coming out to people, I'd love that.
I forgot any other thing I wanted to say, just give me a second.
Oh, okay, here we go. I like to think that Richie is a cosplayer (my sister disagrees with me, so I know that some people don't agree) but I like to think that him cosplaying masc characters is one of the things that helped him realise his identity. This has nothing to do with the fact that after I started cosplaying TSS I got more masc and embraced that side of me, I don't know what you're talking about.
I wonder what Jon Matteson (and Will Branner, and everyone else) thinks about Childhood Friend Michie, not even them together romantically. Bc like, I fully understand not understanding that ship; I don't fully understand it myself, despite literally shipping it. But them as childhood friends? It almost makes too much sense, whether or not Max knows Richie is trans. Either way, you can make it make sense in some regard. I particularly like how @24-guy handled it in their trans richie story, but I won't spoil that for you (that's also their user name on ao3)
I think that's all I got for now, maybe I'll make a part two when I'm on a proper dose of adderall that actually does anything for me.
#my dad accidentally ordered the wrong dose so now i might as well not be taking it#it might even be making me worse idek#anyway#if jon matteson sees this im gonna cry#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#trans richie lipschitz#trans trevor lipschitz#trevor lipschitz#npmd headcannons#-her-#me geeking over my own story for more than i should
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Welcome
My name is Kaylin, I'm 19, and I'm in love with Ethan Landry. I love to read, write, and bake. I'm bisexual and single.
This is pretty much just my rules and fandoms. My masterlists for different fandom's will be on this page. This is mostly a smut blog. Minors DNI. If anyone needs someone to vent to, message me. I'm here.
I only write fem or gender neutral reader
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Masterlist in progress I promise
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Celebrities - Billie Eilish, Finn Wolfhard, Sadie Sink, Millie Bobby Brown, Jenna Ortega, Sturniolo Triplets, Maya Hawk, Ethan Hawk, Elizabeth Olsen, Dylan O'Brien, Thomas Brodie Sangster, Holland Roden, Eminem, request others
American Horror Story: Tate Langdon, request others
Do Revenge - Max, Eleanor, Drea, Tara, Russ, request others
I'm open to writing anyone and anything from these fandoms but you can also request things from other fandoms not listed above. I may have to watch the show or scenes before writing, but I will complete all requests, questions, imagines, oneshots, drabbles, and series based off of your request. Just request it, let me know what you want, and I'll do it
What I will write
Smut. This will mostly be a smut blog so please, minors DNI
Romantic/Platonic Headcannons
NSFW/SFW Headcannons
Yandere (my fave thing to write)
Angst
If whatever you're thinking of isn't on the list, that's ok. I don't have any hard no's so just request and I'll decide if I'm comfy writing it. Thanks. Feel free to request if you have an idea that you'd like to see be written! Also, if you'd like, you can message me for whatever! :)
#matthew sturniolo#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#nicolas sturniolo#billie eilish#finn wolfhard#sadie sink#millie bobby brown#stranger things smut#one shot#x reader#fem reader#drabble#star wars#teen wolf#dylan o'brien#harry potter#the vampire diaries#the originals#legacies#the umbrella academy#wanda mcu#mommy wanda#american horror murder house#decendants#decendants 2#decendants 3#jamesy boy#stiles stilinski
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#obey me x reader#obey me#obey me nb#x reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#tumblr polls#oneshot#headcannons#slashers#slashers x reader#sam and max#sam and max x reader#tadc#tadc x reader#dc#dc x reader#welcome home#welcome home x reader#tmnt#tmnt x reader#cotl#cotl x reader#i dont know what to do#love#om! nightbringer#om#hc#neiveel3llson
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Hello Beautiful Peoples!!
I've just started writing fan fics/headcannons, I've always loved writing so I decided to give it a try.
Here is a list of all the people/fandoms I'll be writing for:
Teen Wolf:
Scott McCall
Stiles Stilinski
Derek Hale
Allison Argent
Lydia Martin
Malia Tate
Liam Dunbar
Kira Yukimura
Peter Hale
Theo Raeken
Isaac Lahey
Cora Hale
Jordan Parrish
Erica Reyes
Brett Talbot
Braeden
The Maze Runner:
Thomas
Minho
Newt
Gally
Aris
Brenda
Harriet
Sonya
Winston
Teresa
Twilight:
Jacob Black
Bella Swan
Edward Cullen
Rosalie Hale
Emmett Cullen
Esme Cullen
Carlisle Cullen
Alice Cullen
Jasper Hale
Leah Clearwater
Seth Clearwater
Sam Uley
Embry Call
Quill Aterea
Tanya
Kate
Carmen
The Last of Us:
Ellie Williams
Abby Anderson
Joel Miller
Dina
Once Upon A Time:
Emma Swan
Regina Mills
Snow White
Prince James "Charming"
Peter Pan
Felix
Devin
Belle
Drizella Tremaine (I freaking love Adelaide Kane)
iZombie:
Liv Moore
Major Lilywhite
Peyton Charles
Blaine DeBeers
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti
Chase Graves
Lowell Tracey
Levon Patch
TVDU:
Elena Gilbert
Stefan Salvatore
Damon Salvatore
Caroline Forbes
Bonnie Bennett
Matt Donovan
Tyler Lockwood
Alaric Saltzman
Jeremy Gilbert
Enzo
Kai Parker
Klaus Mikaelson
Elijah Mikaelson
Rebekah Mikaelson
Freya Mikaelson
Kol Mikaelson
Hayley Marshall
Cami O'Connell
Davina Claire
Marcel Gerard
Jackson Kenner
Kaleb Westphall
Keelin
Hope Mikaelson
Josie Saltzman
Lizzie Saltzman
Landon Kirby
MG (Milton Greasley)
Jed Tien
Rafael Waithe
Ethan Machado
Cleo Sowande
Finch Tarrayo
Stranger Things:
Eleven (no smut!)
Mike Wheeler (no smut!)
Will Byers (no smut!)
Lucas Sinclair (no smut!)
Max Mayfield (no smut!)
Dustin Henderson (no smut!)
Steve Harrington
Jim Hopper
Nancy Wheeler
Joyce Byers
Jonathon Byers
Robin Buckley
Billy Hargrove
Eddie Munson
Dmitri (Enzo)
Kali Prasad (8)
Henry Creel/Peter Ballard
Sam and Colby:
Sam Golbach
Colby Brock
Seth Borden
Jake Webber
Corey Scherer
Katrina Stuart
Kris Collins (KallMeKriss)
Stas Siver
Amanda Raye
Wednesday:
Wednesday Addams
Enid Sinclair
Tyler Galpin
Xavier Thorpe
Ajax Petropolus
Bianca Barclay
That is all for today my people! I do take requests, so please tell me what you would like and I'll try to get to it!
Have a good morning/day/night❤️🫶
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No Promises
Green-eyed Monster
The Red Means I Love You
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It's (sometimes) okay to trust a stranger
You stole my heart (but you're too young)
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Fucked Up Tk Shit
This is for my own edification so no one else has to read this lol. I feel like a lot of times we twist headcannons to make the Thing work out for characters in media that we consume, ESPECIALLY in regards to superpowers, and because I’m a morbid little piece of shit I can’t help self-destructing those in my head as to how it would end in actuality
So, I have constructed a list of all the horrifying/angsty ways those headcannons would probably actually end if you applied it to the logic of the show/book. It is put under a read more because I did not hold back lol.
Trigger warns for death, injury, and non-con (I know the tk community is a safe space for escapism for a lot of people, including me usually, so I recommend not reading it if you would be easily hurt by negative connotations in association with the thing; I cope by imagining the worst possible scenarios that the Thing could end in, so that’s most of the reason why I made this, for explanation ahsfjhji)
1. BNHA
- Denki probably has to hold back anytime he’s tickled and ends it almost immediatelly, because getting too out of control could make his powers act up and force him to accidentally electrocute someone and risk seriously hurting them
2. The Bright Sessions
- Subscribing to the headcannon that Damien does like the Thing, his powers would act up and force people to tickle him, so he does his level best to repress that shit down because even if the other people did want to tickle him, the sheer amount of times that his powers would make them do it would become very non-consensual on his parts. Especially if they realize what’s happening, or know about his powers, and get freaked out and leave him, making him only feel shittier about the whole situation
- Mark would most likely get freaked out over tickling as it makes him lose control. There’s probably been a couple moments where he’s tentatively let Sam or someone try it, and every time he freaks out, which isn’t great, because it forces him to teleport if he’s around her, and,,,, yeah
- Joan hasn’t been touched, let alone tickled, in years on end, and would self-combust if given even the slightest modicum of affection in that area. Probably engaged in tickle fights with Mark when she was little, and though she understands why the subject makes him uncomfy now, she can’t help but feel remorse at losing that form of connection with her brother
- [I was gonna do Caleb and Adam but I simply can’t fuck them up, I love them too much]
- Damien doesn’t ever tickle people because he can’t be sure if he’s forcing them to hold still and say they like it or if they actually want it
3. Beastars
- If Legoshi was tickled by Haru, they run the risk of him accidentally seriously hurting/biting her off instinct, similar to when they tried to bang it out, and it’s possible he might accidentally fling her into something or knock her off too hard while trying
4. Durarara
- If Shizuo were to tickle someone, he might accidentally crush in their ribcage or some shit due to not realizing his own strength
- Izaya probably does like tickling but does not have a single person who would be willing to do that to him, and the only other person who knows, Shinra, has called it weird and forced Izaya to repress the interest more
5. Mob Psycho 100
- Shigeo probably isn’t ticklish, or at least doesn’t really laugh and react like his friends do, and he feels a supreme sense of jealousy every time he watches his friends engaging in silly tickle fights
6. AOT
- Due to the sheer amount of trauma Levi has induced and his feelings around trusting others and touch in general, being tickled would probably send him into a full blown panic attack
7. Be More Chill
- The Squip definitely made fun of Jeremy for liking tickling and he had the whole zappy thing happen whenever he thought about it
8. All For The Game
- Both Neil and Andrew probably can’t stand being tickled without it triggering something in them
9. Camp Camp
- Max definitely has never been tickled in his life, and doesn’t even know what it feels like
10. Detroit: Become Human
- As much as I hate to say it (and will definitely be writing fics claiming the opposite), androids can’t feel sensation and therefore wouldn’t be ticklish or ever get to experience that
11. Gorillaz
- If Murdoc were to tickle 2d, it would most likely be in an abusive, non-con way, often going far past his limits and ignoring any pleas for him to stop, purely for shits and giggles because he’s an asshole
12. Inside Job
- Bear-O had a tickle setting on him that would engage whenever he thought Reagan needed cheering up, and it traumatized her so bad that she can’t handle that kind of physical contact anymore
- Since he was a child, Brett was told by his family that it was weird that he liked tickling, as well as by peers and past girlfriends, so he just assumes that it must be just a weird Him thing, and has a huge amount of shame around the issue
13. Fullmetal Alchemist
- Sometimes Alphonse will stay up late and try to somehow replicate the feeling of tickling through his armor and can’t help the disappointment he feels every time when it obviously doesn’t work
That’s all I can think of for right now, I’m sure there are more but they’re not coming to me right now.
#tickling#headcannons#tickle headcannon#for reference i was watching little miss misfortune when i made this so i was in a very particular mindset#some of these are more sad than fucked up asjdhhki
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Masterlist
Fics i have done!
Fandoms i write for!
Young justice
Kaldur'ahm/Aqualad
Megan morse/Miss martian
Connor kent/Superboy
Artemis crock/Tigress
Jaime reyes/Blue beetle
Cassie sandsmark/Wondergirl
Wally west/Kidflash
Barbara gordon/Batgirl
CSI Vegas
Sara sidle
Nick stokes
Mia dickerson
Greg sanders
Catherine willows
Warrick brown
Riley adams
Gil grissom
M*A*S*H*
Benjamin hawkeye pierce
Margaret hot lips houlihan
B.J. hunnicutt
Margie cutler
Radar o'reilly
Kellye yamoto
John mulcahy
Stranger things
Nancy wheeler
Dustin henderson
Max mayfield
Jonathan byers
Robin buckley
Steve harrison
Jane hopper/el
Lucas Sinclair
Joyce byers
Mike wheeler
Barbara holland
Jim hopper
CSI Miami
Walter simmons
Yelena salazar
Ryan wolfe
Natalia boa vista
Eric delko
Calliegh duquesne
Horatio caine
Alexx woods
Jesse cardoza
Marisol delko
Marvel
Kate bishop
Clint barton
Natasha romanoff
T'challa
Cassandra lang
Sam wilson
Kamala khan
Bucky barnes
Shuri
Bruce banner
Mortal kombat
Kung jin
Skarlet
Hanzo hasashi
Sonya blade
Kuai liang
Jaqui briggs
Johnny cage
Kitana
Takeda takashi
Jade
Jax briggs
Cassie cage
Resident evil
Claire redfield
Carlos olivera
Sherry birkins
Leon kennedy
Jill valentine
Jake muller
Helena harper
Chris redfield
Alice
NCIS NOLA
Chris laselle
Loretta wade
Sebastian lund
Hannah khoury
Patton plame
Sonja percy
Dwayne pride
Tammy gregario
Final destination
Clear rivers
Lewis romaro
Wendy christensen
Kevin horton
Carrie dryer
Kevin fischer
Kimberly corman
Thomas burke
Alex browning
The mighty ducks
Fulton reed
Julie gaffney
Adam banks
Charlie conway
Dean portman
Guy germaine
Dwayne robertson
Luiz mendoza
Connie monreau
Criminal minds
Emily prentiss
Spencer reid
Jennifer jareau
Aaron hotchner
Kate callahan
Derek morgan
Penelope garcia
Luke alvez
Tara lewis
Matt simmons
Trauma center
Derek stiles
Angie thompson
Gabriel cunningham
Elena salazar
Erhard miller
Naomi kimishima
Markus vaughn
Valerie blaylock
ER
Susan lewis
Mark greene
Carol hathaway
Doug ross
Kerry weaver
Gregory pratt
Samantha taggart
John carter
Cate banfield
Luka kovac
Harry potter
Cedric diggory
Luna lovegood
Harry potter
Ginny weasley
Remus lupin
Narcissa malfoy
Ron weasley
Nymphodora tonks
Sirius black
Marlene mckinnon
Draco malfoy
Fleur declour
Blaise zabini
Hermione granger
Kingdom hearts
Namine
Riku
Kairi
Sora
Aqua
Terra
Xion
Ventus
Roxas
Xmen
Charles xavier
Ororo munroe
Warren worthington
Kitty pryde
Kurt wagner
Illyana rasputin
Erik leshnerr
Raven darkholme
Logan
Marie d'ancanto
Peter maximoff
Jubliee
Pixie
Pixie o'brien
Harland mckenna
Frank mccullen
Final fantasy
Cloud strife
Oerba dia vanille
Snow villers
Tifa lockhart
Hope esthiem
Oerba yun fang
Vincent valentine
Lighting farron
Zack fair
Aerith gainsborough
Narnia
Lucy pevensie
Peter pevensie
Susan pevensie
Edmund pevensie
Mr tumnus
Prince caspian
NCIS LA
Marty deeks
Shay mosley
Sam hanna
Kensi blye
G callen
Fatima nazami
Eric beale
Harley hidoko
Nell jones
Code lyoko
Aelita schaffer
Odd della robbia
Yumi ishiyama
Ulrich stern
Milly solovieff
William dunbar
Tamiya diop
Jeremy belpois
Triple frontier
Will "ironhead" miller
Frankie "catfish" morales
Benny miller
Santiago "pope" garcia
The night shift
Landry de la cruz
Joey chavez
Gwen gaskin
Kenny fornette
Jordan alexander
Michael ragosa
Drew allister
Shannon rivera
TC callahan
Ewan mcgregor characters
Catcher block
Dan torrance
Perry makepeace
Christopher robin
Rodney copperbottom
Robert lewis
Alex law
Edward bloom
Star wars
Crosshair
Cara dune
Luke skywalker
Aayla secura
Hunter
Din djarin
Padme amidala
Cal kestis
Rey skywalker
Obi wan kenobi
Bo katan kryze
Qui gon jin
Tech
Ahsoka tano
Poe dameron
Leia organa
Echo
Finn
Iden versio
Del meeko
Wrecker
Misc 1
Jack mercer
Mason "mace" brown
Spike spiegel
Toph
Lu fox
Elizabeth martinson
Casi
Laney boggs
Max lewinsky
Mahtilda
Flip zimmerman
Nani pelekai
Murphy macmanus
Korra
Lu fox
Samantha caine
Bill s prescott
Iris
Zack siler
Rachel
David abbott
Marta
Jed eckhart
Tess finnegan
Ryan williams
Barbara novak
Ted logan
Toni
Eugene/vida boheme
Tris prior
Murtagh morzzansson
Skeeter
Christian
Stephanie speck
John wick
Viola eade
Jonathan levy
Evey hammond
Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz
Casey jones
Marni
Elliot alderson
Misc 2
Chris chambers
Andie anderson
Michael perry
Beatrix "the bride" kiddo
Elliott
Quinn fabray
Benjamin barry
Dani rojas
Billy/four
Daphne moon
Javi gutierrez
Allison reynolds
Hector villanueva
April o'neil
Ned tash
Kara
Don billingsley
Asami sato
Beau hutton
Monica long dutton
Joey coalter
Celine naville
Sam munroe
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