Ahhh I want someone to be obsessed with me.

girl with no problems

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

“I assure you Mike, it's still me”

even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

You guys are commenting on the fics you read right? You’re at least leaving kudos on the Astarion smut and the pairs that have less than 20 fics for them too? You’re bookmarking stories you really like that are still being updated and ones that haven’t been touched in over a year right?

You know that even the smallest interactions are like cocaine to fic writers right? You understand how important a string of emoji hearts left behind on chapter at three am is right?? Right????

You’re treating AO3 like a community and not a content factory….right?

Why is he always texting her??? He doesn’t know that she tells me. He doesn’t know how much she hates him. God I want to rip his eyes out. Sending pictures of himself to her???? Who does he think he is? I’m the only person who should be on her mind. She’s mine. My girlfriend. My everything. I wish she’d let me hurt him.

doctor diagnosed me with oc sickness in the brain; the ocs will spin around in my brain forever and ever

Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) 8.22 The Summer of George

choso is the kind of boyfriend who'll come up to you while your sitting on the sofa, drop his weight on top of your body and wrap his arms around your waist for a hug. will rest his chin on your chest and look up at you with sleepy eyes and a lil pout, before asking very calmly and sweetly if he can eat you out.

Teaching creative writing to 8 to 12 year olds this summer, a demographic whose stories include a shocking amount of murder. The use of "unalive" was so egregious I had to tell them, "if you aren't comfortable using the words death, die, and kill, you aren't mature enough to be writing about them yet". Kiddo asked me if that applies to adults as well, and I told them it very much does, so here's a PSA.

If you aren't comfortable using the words death, die, and kill, you aren't mature enough to be writing about them yet.

truly evil shit

we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.

young malenia