Cross'tooka
a few weeks ago, you spotted this slightly malnourished and scarred stray tooka on your way home. He didn't seem to trust anyone and kept his distance but you felt bad for him and fed him regularily since you've discovered him. Over time you've earned his trust and even brought him into your home.
While he secretly enjoys your company, he usually pretends not to care when you leave the house for work and just sits grumpily in a corner. When you finally come home, he's pissed that you left him that long. In his anger, he ate grass and threw up on the couch. Curiously, there's often a blade of grass sticking out of his mouth.
“Maybe we should just stay here,” he said. “Instead of island-hopping, hang out here for a week, then back to Rhodes, then home.” She smiled. “Okay. Maybe.” “Don’t you think you’d get bored?” “I don’t think so.”
“Happy then?” “Well, my face feels like like a grilled tomato but apart from that-“ “Let me see.” Closing her eyes she turned toward him and lifted her chin, her hair still wet and combed back off her face, which was shiny and scrubbed clean. It was Emma, but all new. She glowed, and he thought of the words sun-kissed, then thought kiss her, take hold of her face and kiss her.
Amulet anon here! I'm talking about if you fail the save to 'fight the urge' or if you give into it. The character basically drops to the ground laughing. It's so funny, everyone else sounds maniacal and charmed but Gale just sounds like he's being tickled
YOU THINK I WOULD MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SILLY MAGIC MAN LAUGH
P.S. I didnt even make him to do a saving throw and just went with it.
Plus confused Astarion in the corner was priceless
(pls do me a solid and open the image separately if you can cause tumblr is a quality butcher of non conventional formats)
if you wanna toss a coin to your resident broke ass you can get a printable & lockscreen png of this here on my kofi!
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