you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Got inspired by the multitude of "transsexual Seinfeld" posts I saw
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i want to caption this as "george costanza haunted by the spectre of male/male sexuality" but i think people would take it as a Funny Tumblr Joke and i need you to know that that is canonically the context of this image
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Jerry plot: I want to fuck this girl but I forgot the name of her dog.
George plot: Steinmeier wants me to bring peace to the middle east or I'll get fired!
Kramer plot:
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Barack Obama circa 1980 trying to impress a bi girl:
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