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notninani · 6 months

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out of context doodles

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docjwatsonmdblog · 3 months

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Roommate from Hell Part 3

It's 5.24 a.m. I heard the ruckus from the living room again. So I went to check, and what do I see? My flatmate, armed with an enormous sword. Doing whatever the hell. Maybe slaying imaginary enemies. It's insane! I quickly retreated to the safety of my room. Or he might stab me. And now it's suddenly silent. Either he's gone to bed or stabbed himself to death. Either option seems too good to be true. At least he hasn't stabbed me. Yet. Maybe I can finally have some shut-eye now.

#john watson #rp #roleplay #sherlock & co #john watson rp #sherlock and co #sherlock #sherlock & co podcast #john watson roleplay #sherlock co #sherlock holmes #sherlock fandom #roommate from hell #221b baker street

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tryingmygodamnbestinlife · 6 months

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OKAY so anyone who’s been in college for a while and has had shitty roommates, I need some help on what to do.

So my roommate we’ll call her Lia, has been disrespectful and just kind of a bitch. I had an experimental phase of my sexuality and thought that I was a lesbian for a while (I’m not a lesbian, but I’m not like completely straight, I’m just hanging out in the middle) and I had mentioned that “Oh I thought I was a lesbian for a while !” and she immediately went “no.” Like…wtf is that supposed to mean? YOU GUYS HER AND HER FRIEND ARE LIKE HOMOPHOBIC!!!!

NEXT PROBLEM! Don’t worry it gets worse, her friend, we’ll say Jake, is ALWAYS in our room. Every night, without fail he comes over KNOWS THE CODE TO OUR DOOR BECAUSE LIA TOLD HIM IT WITHOUT ASKING ME! He just sits over here and takes up space, like also, I will be working on an assignment or have to record something for a class and he’s just going on in the background. They both play their tiktok’s and shit with their phone volume like up, like i can hear clearly what they are watching all the time. It’s obnoxious, but I want to change right? Cause it’s late and he’s here until like 10pm every night and he won’t leave the room he just says “okay.” and looks away from where I’m changing. Like that just gets on my nerves.

Okay, it gets worse. I am a music major, specifically theatre, and I love it, I love performing and music it’s my thing. They are not music majors, one is medical and one is a math major, and they have told me multiple times how useless my major is and how it won’t go anywhere. They also said that “Anyone can sing it’s not that hard.” okay then. Sing. Go ahead. No ones stopping you, go audition for the musical and for choir. The school I go to has a very large music program and so it’s common to talk to either a music major or minor on campus, they are both just so ignorant to it and think that they are better because of their majors.

When we moved in, we had a roommate agreement to do, so we had to talk to our roommate and fill it out, and get this she filled hers out without asking me if I was okay with anything on it. Isn’t that so fucking wild. I am a “Christmas after Thanksgiving” person and she’s a christmas year round person, which is fine! I just asked that when I am in the room to not play Christmas music yet, which I think is reasonable. I come back to the dorm and she’s playing her music on her speaker, which was fine at first, I mean I’d prefer if she used her headphones that I know she has when she listens to her music or watches her shows (like i do because is basic respect) but then she started playing Christmas music and i told her “hey like you can listen to your christmas music just in your headphones” AND SHE SAID “Girl, I said i was gonna be like this.” OKAY AND I ASKED YOU TO NOT LISTEN TO IT AROUND ME TF THATS COMMON RESPECT!

She also doesn’t believe in depression. Like, the topic came up because I was talking about having a depression room, and explaining what it was because she’d never heard of it. I then said “sometimes depression gets so bad that a person can’t even take of them selves, like brushing their teeth.” SHE SAID OMG SHE SAID “Oh i just call that being lazy.” LIKE WHAT! NO WAY YOURE GOING INTO THE MEDICAL FIELD AND THINK LIKE THAT! i was shocked, and ofc texted my sister immediately because she’s struggled with major depression and she had to know. I defended depression and mental health with my whole soul, cause I have seen first hand how it can affect someone. I will NEVER let someone talk about depression like it’s nothing. never.

Okay, so I am a very cold person, like, I am always cold. It’s bad. And so i come back to the dorm and it’s pretty cold, so i climb onto my bed and go under the blanket and I am still freezing, keep in mind it’s like 30-40F here like it’s cold okay, and she left to go do something and when I got up, i realized, the window was open. Like she knows I’m a cold person. She got back as I shut the window and i asked why it was open cause it’s really cold and she said “oh it was hot in here” girl, our room is never hot, but this is the girl who’ll open the window in the middle of the night because “she gets too hot.” so take off the blankets. That’s just another fun situation.

She also cheats off me for a common class we have, and then talks about how she’s so much better at the subject. Like okay, so actually do it and don’t copy off me and use my notes because you don’t take any. So that’s a cute little thing as well.

Anyway thanks for coming to my rant, if you have any advice please tell me! :)

#college #roommates #college dorm #college roommates #roommate from hell #send help #university #uni life #music major #advice #please #please give me advice i don’t know what to do

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justwriteyoudummy · 1 year

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I’m world building today for a paranormal romance novel I want to deal with later so that’s been kinda fun

#roommate from Hell #Witchsoul #Cordelia and Ma'xereth

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triple-effin · 1 year

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Shortage of abandoned mansions on the LIMELIGHT SMP made me do THIS

I have recently found out that I'm dead (RIPme) and since then I've been searching far and wide for a place to live out my victorian child dark academia ghost ceramics course casper-like fantasie and to my grave (lol) disappointment, I found only one suitable mysterious moist&mossy ruin to haunt in the entirety of the Limelight county, however, as you can see, I wasn't there first. Elder bear couple has alreadly boated into this hauntigly beautiful mansion, arguing that a the Goof Co. social service program has moved them into this retirement home (?!) to enjoy the rest of their lives in this perfect seafront tropical paradise. And they called dibs on the whole thing, how rude! So, you'd think that I respectfully apologised for trespassing and inviding their home and then kept looking for another mansion, right? Like a good lil ghost. WRONG. I moved to second floor of the ruins, because what are they gonna do, hn? It's not like they can climb up the stairs without risking breaking bones and dislocating their hips! News flash, there are no accesible elevators in this ANCIENT RUINS. Also I'm a patient woman, I can wait for a couple of months to outlast them, and then this whole ruin will be MINE. *etheral screeching from beyond the grave* *thunder strikes* It's just a matter of time, my dear roommates.

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zelvyth · 2 years

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My roommate situation has gotten so bad that I've packed up a bunch of my stuff to go stay with my mother... I can't believe just being in my own home is making me this anxious.

#personal #roommate from hell #its finals week too and I've barely been able to focus on school #anxiety #uhg

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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Name twinsies!

(Based on the community consensus about LWJ's grey horse's name)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #equineswap au #xiao pingguo #little apple #lan wangji #lan wunian #Took some inspiration from Pio's incredible art of horse wangji because i am merely a student in the art of horse #anyhow when I asked yall about lwj’s horse I did not think it would result in a overwhelming consensus that he’d just use ‘Wangji’#its funny as hell in canon but as an equineswap? Pure Gold #I also really need to emphasis that the ponies *do talk* in this AU. They are a co-existing civilized species #LWJ (horse) is just a quiet guy. And Little Apple hasn't been around a lot of horses #so she thinks her talking donkey roommate who suddenly switched personalities is an exception not the norm #little apple is constantly violating politeness norms by only addressing the pony’s accompanying human and not them #LWJ has achieved that alicorn immortality in this AU so yeah #this human girl was absolutely named after the horse. Possibly *by* horse lan wangji #sometimes a horse girl raises a horse and sometimes a horse raises a horsegirl #thank you once again to tumblr user clintbeefwoods for suggesting Lan Wunian as another name! It’s very well suited for her!#and i can tag the lan wangjis’ separately now <3

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lilac-5ky · 11 months

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Roommates from Hell

Pairing: Fushiguro Toji xFem!Reader

Plot: Out of all the women that come and go in Toji's life, you're the only one he calls his friend. But when he suddenly forces his way into your apartment, the feelings you've kept from him are put to the test.

Themes: Mutual Pining, Cohabitation, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burnish 'cause it takes time for them to get together, Waitress Reader, Occasional flashbacks, Canonical setting that takes place before Hidden Inventory.

Warning: Eventual Smut, so consider yourselves warned!

Status: Ongoing

A/N: This is my first attempt at a Toji fic. Be gentle!

Chapter 1: Stolen Fries taste best

Chapter 2: 2912

Chapter 3: Eat ✓ Pray ✕ Love ?

Chapter 4: Jungle Schlong

Chapter 5: Off to the Races/A can of worms

Chapter 6: A Tale of Two Sisters

Chapter 7: Stockholm Syndrome

Chapter 8: Nine to Five

#roommates from hell #toji x reader #toji x y/n #jjk x reader #jjk #fushiguro toji #toji fushiguro

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carlyraejepsans · 1 month

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i wish i had more energy to draw and plot lately i NEED to make the insane daemoverse flowisk situationship real. i need you guys to see my vision

#they're the only ones that understand each other they're the only ones marred from the same mistakes #nobody else can understand the way save power changes you and they don't know how to live with it afterwards #but hell if they're not going to stick around each other to see what happens next #there's a chara shaped hole carved into both of their chests and they want it back they can't bear being alone again. but they have to #and so they cling to each other. because who else will understand?#and they are FREAKS!!!!!!!#a freak and a frea(s)k #also it's been like 12 years since the barrier broke. what does it mean to grow up after you spent so long stuck in stasis #what does it mean to Change and develop past the solidity of what you thought you were #also they're really stupid roommates frisk keeps eating raw ramen blocks to avoid doing the dishes #they have one of those mad detectives corkboard with the red string going everywhere which is almost impossible to walk through #because flowey handles it and he keeps ignoring the fact that he's 2ft tall while frisk. isn't. lol #also the corkboard is 70% investigation and 30% them bickering about stupid bullshit as commentary #the post it situation in the flat is insane #daemo tag #frisk #flowey

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ardentlytess · 1 year

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ROOMMATES OF POONGDUCK 304 (2022), episode 7

#roommates of poongduck 304 #bl drama #kim ji woong #yoon seobin #userhanjiwoos #userjaehwany #userbillkin #lextag #mjtag #userpharawee #samblr #mine #i am not even kidding when i say that that fourth gif is one of the hardest things i've ever tried to color #so for the love of god don't look at it too closely #their face makeup is just soooo uneven at certain points that it makes trying to get any sort of a uniform color absolute hell lmao #the coloring on that gif is just 3 million layers full of keyframes & hope #honestly almost gave up on this set so many times because of it #but this is one of my favorite moments from the whole show so i wanted to persevere #soft little domestic scenes are my favorite things in the world

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notninani · 6 months

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stupid ugly doodle

sorry guys, my english sucks, so here is a bad attempt at translation:

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Rin: Kuro, I'm home...

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Satan: Hey!

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Rin: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!

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Satan: Calm down, I'll explain it to you

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Satan: Look, I appreciate the new body. But I'm not going to make a war 2.0

Satan: (That didn't go well last time, no offense...)

Lucifer: LEAVE NOW!

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Satan: Soo, he kicked me off the ship in Japan, so I decided to come here

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Satan: You promised you would help me, remember?

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Rin: Fuck...

#roommate from hell #satan blue exorcist #rinka blue exorcist #rin okumura #lucifer blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #blue exorcist #aoex #no sé que pasaba por mi cabeza cuando dibujé esto pero no me arrepiento #como dijo shadow satan no fue con yukio porque yuki chan le iba a romper el cuello #o cagar a tiros #lo que pasara primero

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docjwatsonmdblog · 3 months

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Roommate from Hell Part 2

Psychopath update. It's now 3.14 a.m., and he fires off a gun. Inside the flat. I don't know what he is shooting at. I hope it's the wall and not something living. Maybe he is shooting himself for his next experiment. But the noise doesn't stop, so it's probably not that. Absolutely bonkers! The neighbours will probably call the police. They must hear that noise. Hopefully they do call the police, then it's quiet at least. I can probably give up on sleep tonight. Bollocks.

#john watson #rp #sherlock & co #roleplay #john watson rp #john watson roleplay #sherlock and co #sherlock & co podcast #sherlock #sherlock co #sherlock holmes #221b baker street #roommate from hell

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amypihcs · 4 months

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Hello people! Watson reminiscing about his early days with holmes! Let's get started!

OOOOH, WATSON! You'll change idea QUITE SOON! Nah, but for now it's good! You find each other agreeable!

But our Watson is also QUITE curious.

And he's down SO BAD ALREADY. FIVE lines only for the hands. Watson, my doc, you're done for. (Also, i'm biting holmes' ankles.)

AND HERE OUR OLD SNARKY WATSON! Here you are! The solar system, you say? What the deuce is the solar system!

Of course, Holmes deleted the solar system to make place for Watson's favorite violin pieces. And the particular way his eyes shine in the sun. And in general his habits.

And presently Watson is still investigating and making THE LIST

Holmes still teases him for that.

The botany point makes me wonder if Watson wasn't fearing, after all, to find new alkaloids in his coffee as Stamford had predicted, lol.

BUT WE SHOULDN'T JUDGE HIM. He's bored and has no friends! Holmes instead has many visitors, one in particular comes often!

-wince- RAT-faced? This is rude even for Watsonian standards. What have you done this time Lestrade (Also, 'Mr' Lestrade? Was Holmes being salty and not including the 'inspector' part?)

Watson is SO VERY CURIOUS about Holmes and Holmes wants to infodump so Holmes creates the favorable commissions for getting to infodump! All this by simply leaving a newspaper with a marked article and waiting for the reaction

And What a reaction! The beginning of the best friendship!

Bet Holmes could actually accept the challenge one of those days! For now he just has to explain what a 'consultive detective' is and he explains the Afghanistan trick!

Yep, Watson, nobody had told him. He deduced all of that from you!

And OF COURSE he also needs to destroy Watson's favorite detectives. AS YOU DO.

-wince- Well, Holmes, you're the one to talk. Give yourself a couple of years and you'll do exactly the same with your Watson!

And now Holmes manages a deduction and Watson manages to verify it and he's probably fuming, and we'll see each other in the next episode of 'Exactly, how bad down Dr Watson is?'

#sherlock holmes #letters from watson #dr john watson #in:#what is a consultive detective ?#and what the hell is my roommate's profession?

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sweetlullabyebye · 30 days

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Rewatching Strangers from Hell as some sort of weird comedy honestly is very healing, and Moonjo being a clown every ten minutes helps a lot

In the video: Moonjo being unserious for more than a minute

#the first watch of strangers from hell back in 2019 terrified me beyond words #the 100000th rewatch in 2024 is similar to watching mama mia #sure there are very sad parts but then moonjo starts cackling like an evil witch #bro stop spitting in the middle of conversations with the cops #the scene with jieun might scare me more if he wasn't acting like those clown boxee where u open it and BOOM the clown jumps out #also did he rehearse his entrance with the roommates #'ok so when he asks where i am u will point to me and say 'tada' got it?'#moonjo kicking his feet twirling his hair when he gets threatened #'omg u want to kill me? 🥰💕💕'#tw for blood #tw for injuries #seo moonjo #strangers from hell #hell is other people #'do u like murderers' boy 💀💀

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todayisafridaynight · 7 months

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i HAVE to keep the daigo plush locked away lest i squeeze it every five minutes to alleviate the cuteness aggression i feel whenever i see it

#snap chats #being without my computer charger has been maddening #that makes me sound terminally online and its because i am. its also cause all i ever wanna do is draw :((#AND I ESP WANNA WORK ON MY COMMS NOOOOO FUCK #i mean i was at least able to read through yakuza’s bias vol 2… so theres that…#MY SCHOOL STORE DIDNT HAVE LAPTOP CHARGERS i had to order one… hopefully it gets here Overnight like i asked….. if not ill kill #anyway. daigo plushie so cute :((((((((((((((((#mine cute too but theres just something especially squeezeable about daigo #alas.. thats what the aoki plush’ll be for. my personal stress toy ☠️☠️☠️☠️#lowkey i wish i also got ichi but then i remenbee they made him pale as all hell and Yeah Im Not Putting Money To That #THE SMALLEST BIT OF A TAN I BEG YOU RGG WHY IS HE SO PALE IT DONT LOOK RIIIIGHT :((((#anyway.. i have my last class in half an hour… lemme drink this tea…#also Lowkey obsessed with my outfit today.. its that butterfly shirt + gold accessories since theyre monarch butterflies #tho Lowkey 2x the black and yellow remind me of the watase blokes from gaiden…… wack…..#ok bye its tea time #help one of my roommates just came home and she just announces like. ‘man those edibles were. OUGH’#calling my dad to pick me up nooo im a lame straight edge dont talk about drugs around me ill scream and cry LMAO #ok im done byebye lemme drink this good god

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matthoopergay · 5 months

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man, i’m not sure why i always imagined hooper lived a bit aways, but i was rewatching jaws last night and he probably just lives directly on the mainland from amity, huh?

we know he’s from “the oceanographic institute on the mainland”, and to me that phrasing implies it must be pretty close to be THE institute and not just AN institute. we also know that amity is either a smaller island right by martha’s vineyard or it just… straight up is martha’s vineyard (with a different name of course). based on this, hooper probably works for the woods hole oceanographic institute, and woods hole is directly on the mainland from martha’s vineyard! less then an hour ferry right between em! hooper could totally come down and spend weekends with the brodys and quint or he could probably even MOVE to amity and just have a moderately long commute every morning…

#i may have been the only person who thought he lived far away but i’m incredibly happy to now have the knowledge that he doesn’t 😭#it does make the dramatic scenerios in my head where they have to split up after being forced to bond become less dramatic tho…#idk why i thought he was from new york or smth and was several hours away 😭😭😭#i think i just watched the goodbye girl and decided ‘oh yeah paula and lucy are jaws canon and still his roommates’ and then i just…#kept them in nyc in my brain even thought that made NO SENSE #this is going in the main tag bcuz it’s not like that’s a sacred place or anything. there’s like 7 jaws fans on tumblr we can put whatever #the hell we want in the main tag!!!!!#jaws 1975 #sharkspeak #hooper

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