Thinking of getting caught in the rain with Ron. Him sneaking you into his dorm room, giggling as he uses his towel to dry your hair off. Realizing how close you are and blushing. Him offering you his spare quidditch jersey because the rain soaked through your uniform and he can lowkey see- using the weather as an excuse to cuddle. Him thinking that you're asleep and kissing your forehead 🥺

Sorry if I'm sending in too many asks I just can't stop thinking about him

- 🍒

NO BUT THIS? YES.

Him brushing your hair, if it's long enough. The way he flops down onto his bed and drags you down with him. The way he wraps his long, strong, arms around your waist and pulls you straight into his side.

The way he kisses your clean hair and greedily inhales the scent of your shampoo and just- oh god he's just got heart eyes for you.

And seeing you in HIS jersey? Is making him giggle and hid his face in the crook of his other arm because he's starting to blush.

And he adores you. He wants to kiss you while the rain keeps coming down. Fuck, he LOVES you.

(Fine, I’ll do it my damn self: part 6 of my silly lil mlm stories <3)

love triangle — rival! ron weasley x male! reader

solving a love triangle in the only correct (and gay) way

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“Hey, Hermione,” you said with a cheeky grin, sitting across from her.

She glanced up. “Hey, Y/N..?”

“D’you wanna go to the Yule Ball with me?”

“Oh! Uh, that’s very sweet of you to offer-”

“-but I’m sure Hermione would much rather go with someone else,” interrupted the annoyance that was Ron Fucking Weasley.

You glared at him. “But of course, going to a dance with a platonic date is rather pathetic, wouldn’t you agree, Granger?”

Ron opened his mouth to snap back, when Hermione interrupted the both of them. “Boys, boys, you’re both pretty, stop fighting. I’ve already got a date.”

You turn to look at her quizzically, saying at the same time as Ron, “Who?”

“Well, if you must know, Viktor Krum.”

~~~

The Ball crept closer, Hogwarts’ halls alive with excited whispers and laughs. It seemed like everyone had a date except for you. And Ron, you supposed.

(And Ron’s friend, Harry. Although you had sneered in passing to the ginger, “looks like he’s got eyes for your sister, Weasley,” which had almost led to a fight breaking out in the halls as he hollered for you to “shut your bloody mouth!”)

((Sure enough, within the week, Harry Potter had a date to the Yule Ball—Ginny Weasley. You took great pleasure at smiling smugly at Ron whenever you saw him.))

Hermione’s rejection hadn’t deterred either of you though. Ron seemed determined to outdo you. When you gave her a tiger lily you’d picked in Herbology, Ron sent a bouquet of flowers to her dorm. When you split a Chocolate Frog with her, Ron took her to Honeydukes. Anytime you saw each other in the halls, you glared daggers sharp enough to make the paintings rattle on the walls uncomfortably. It was all-out war.

Even the teachers seemed to notice, for better or for worse.

“I’m taking your girlfriend to Flourish & Blotts this weekend, Weasley,” you whispered casually under your breath to your elbow partner in Potions.

“I swear to Merlin, L/N, I’ll-”

“Mr. Weasley, Mr. L/N, if you’d care to pay attention rather than chatter about your meaningless weekend plans,” Professor Snape drawled, glaring his beady little eyes on you both. “Ten points from Gryffindor.”

You stifled a giggle under your breath, accidentally making eye contact with Ron, whose embarrassed expression and red-tinged ears made you just absolutely lose it. You had to clamp one hand over your mouth to prevent any laughter from escaping.

Then, much to your surprise, Ron started chuckling quietly too, cheeks still flushed from the reprimand.

“Pay attention,” he drawled under his breath in a mocking imitation of Snape. You snorted, clearing your throat to disguise the noise when the Professor in question whirled around to see who dared disrupt his class.

~~~

After class, you elbowed Ron in the hall. “Man, Snape’s such a dick, right?”

“Totally. He’s got it out for me, I swear.”

“I think he’s just got it out for Gryffindors in general. Remember when he antagonized Longbottom so bad that he was his boggart?”

“Yeah, that was brutal,” Ron shook his head, as you both walked to your next class together. “Hey, look, I just wanted to say like, sorry? I’ve been kind of an ass to you this whole year…” Ron trailed off.

“Nah, it’s fine, man. I haven’t been much better. I think we both kind of got caught up in the competition of asking her out,” you shrugged. There was no reason to clarify who her was. “Truce?”

“Yeah,” Ron smiled. “I’d like that.”

~~~

So here you were, alone at the Yule Ball, your friends having left you to dance with their dates. You leaned against the wall, watching the couples twirl around with a mild tinge of jealousy. Sipping your drink, you surveyed the crowd, appraising everyone.

When your eyes landed on Hermione, who was being lifted up and spun around by Viktor Krum, your first thought was not one of envy, but rather, she would’ve looked much better in blue. Your gaze drifted to her date, and lingered on Krum for a moment too long.

Damn, he looks good, you thought to yourself, blinking quickly at the thought. Where did that come from?

Ron sidled up to you, looking rather smug for someone wearing such an ugly outfit. “She’s having the time of her life, isn’t she?”

“Huh? Oh- yeah, yeah, I guess,” you mumbled, your gaze drifting back to Viktor.

How can someone look so hot? That ought to be illegal.

Ron’s eyes narrowed, and he followed your gaze. “Merlin, dude. Are you staring at Krum?”

“What? No! S-shut up!”

He snickered, patting your shoulder patronizingly. “S’alright, man. I’ve been watching Diggory all night myself.”

Your eyebrows raised in surprise. “You’re-”

“Yeah,” he cut you off, lips thinning a bit. “That bother you?”

“Not a hypocrite, Weasley.”

He glanced at you, clearly taken off guard. You kept his gaze for a long moment, finding the way his blush matched his hair to be rather cute.

“Care to dance then, L/N?”

“If you can keep up, Weasley.”

You two took to the dance floor, twirling around like idiots and laughing loudly. Neither of you noticed your respective friends, and the teacher chaperones, watching on in morbid fascination.

And when you kissed at the end of the song, neither of you noticed Harry scowling as he handed both Ginny and Hermione a galleon each.

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SERENDIPITOUS LOVE (oneshot)

(RON WEASLEY X MALE READER)

⋆★ word count : 583

⋆★ warnings : n/a

⋆★ summary : When the Yule Ball approaches, Ron Weasley finds himself captivated by the new student you

⋆★ extra : I LOVE RON WEASLEY!!!!!

In the midst of Ron's inner turmoil, a distinctive voice caught his attention. It belonged to the new student, (M/N), who had recently joined Hogwarts he had transferred from Durmstrang Institute. Ron had seen (M/N) around, but they had never interacted. Something about (M/N)'s presence and aura intrigued him.

As Ron observed from a distance, (M/N) was approached by a few other students who tried to ask him to the ball. However, (M/N) politely declined each invitation. This mere act cemented an idea in Ron's mind—he wanted to be the one to ask (M/N) to the Yule Ball.

—

In the following days, Ron found himself seeking any opportunity to encounter (M/N). Bumping into each other in the hallways felt like coincidental moments, even if they were initially brief and seemingly insignificant. Each time, (M/N)'s smile and gentle laughter seemed to ensnare Ron's thoughts, captivating him more with every passing day.

One day, as Ron was sitting in the library, poring over his Potions textbook, he noticed (M/N) enter. Taking a deep breath, he mustered up the courage to approach him.

"Hi, uh, (M/N)," Ron stammered, feeling his face flush with nerves. "I was wondering if you, um, might like to go to the Yule Ball with me?"

For a moment, (M/N) appeared taken aback, his expressive eyes shining with surprise. Then a warm smile graced his features, and Ron's heart skipped a beat.

"I'd love to go with you, Ron," (M/N) said, his voice filled with genuine excitement.

—

On the night of the Yule Ball, Ron stood nervously at the entrance of the Great Hall, waiting for (M/N) to arrive. When he appeared, Ron couldn't help but be awestruck. (M/N) was truly breathtaking, dressed in elegant robes that perfectly accentuated his natural beauty.

As Ron and (M/N) made their way onto the dance floor, they moved in perfect synchrony to the enchanting melodies. Ron's heart swelled with joy as he realised how lucky he was to have (M/N) as his date. In that moment, everything felt right—like pieces of a puzzle finally coming together.

They laughed, talked, and danced the night away, forming an unspoken connection that left them both yearning for more. It was a night they would always remember, etched into their hearts as a beautiful turning point.

—

In the weeks that followed the Yule Ball, Ron and (M/N) found solace in each other's presence. They discovered shared interests, exchanged secrets, and comforted each other during both good and difficult times. What had started as a dance of fate had blossomed into something far more significant—love.

Their romance was filled with stolen glances, subtle touches, and whispered confessions. They were best friends, confidants, and lovers—a combination that made their connection even stronger. Together, they navigated the complexities of both the magical and mundane worlds, finding solace and strength in each other's arms.

In the end, Ron learned that love could often appear unexpectedly, defying all expectations. With (M/N) by his side, he had found a lover who cherished him for who he was—a bond that couldn't be easily broken.

Hi, could you do a jealous Ron Weasley who'd literally do anything to get your attention? I love your writings btw:D

Ron Weasley/Male!Reader

Thank you for this request!!!!

Ig it can be seen as Hermione/Reader too. I didn't really mean for it to happen it just kinda ended up that way

Bold is yelling btw

I hope I did this justice because just like all my requests I love it sm

Summary: See the request above my notes!!!!!!!

You walked down the hallway slowly, trying to take your time before getting to class. As much as you liked Miss McGonagall, you hated transfiguration with a passion.

The rapid footsteps behind you seemed to get closer and louder until they stopped beside you.

"Y/N!" They greeted.

You turned to look up from the floor, and you saw it was Hermione. Her face was red, and the purple jacket she was wearing was ruffled. You hummed on greeting.

"Are you alright?" You ask, referring to her disturbed appearance that was usually so orderly.

She giggled. "Yes, I'm alright. I've been researching for one of my classes."

Hermione tucks a piece of hair behind her ears and looks ahead, seemingly avoiding eye contact with you. You hear some yelling going about the hall ahead of you.

Your head turns up from it's gaze on the classroom doors you were going past, and you come face to face with Ron and Harry starting what seems to be a giant rally.

"They told me they were doing something for you since it's near your birthday, but I didn't know it would be this big!" Hermione exclaimed.

You raised an eyebrow in question. "It's not even close to my birthday yet."

"Y/N!" A voice yelled from inside the rally.

At this point you were immensely confused. If Harry and Ron were doing this 'for your birthday' where were the decorations?

"We've made a petition from Gryffindor, Y/N!" You recognized this voice as Ron's.

Your feet were walking forward before you even had a chance to think about what stupidity this might hold. You were curious, and who could blame you? It's Harry and Ron after all.

Ron was standing in a small box behind the crowd of Gryffindors with a piece of paper dangling from his hand. You must have looked dumb with the huge smile plastered across your face.

He held the paper out to you, and it had a few lines at the top staring it's reason and then the names on the bottom. The bottom had every single name in Gryffindor.

"Go on and read it." Ron coaxed, hopping down from his pedestal.

You started to read aloud. "All in favor for Y/N to spend his time with me instead of in a stupid classroom." It said.

You looked up at him with an unimpressed expression. "You really couldn't have asked instead of getting a badly written petition?"

"Well, it's not that easy!" He whined.

"Ron, I would have spent time with you if you had told me you felt left out."

He looked around the hall at the silent crowd awaiting his answer. Ron grinned and grabbed your wrist eagerly.

"Then let's go somewhere shall we?" He said.

And that's how you ended up cloud gazing by black lake instead of going to transfiguration.

Ron's younger brother keeps annoying him, and is always trying to be close to his older brother. Ron finds a spell that will be the best of both worlds. He turns his brother into a nice pair of boxers. Now his brother can't talk and be annoying, but still gets to be close to his darling older brother

You always annoyed Ron, he knew it wasn't your fault, but you always wanted to be near him or hang out with him and it was tiring.

He'd tried giving you subtle hints to let you know he wanted to be alone, though you never seemed to pick up on them.

Which is why he'd been looking for solutions, something that would make you both happy. Ron almost stopped trying, but he stumbled on a spell that gave him an idea.

He told you to meet him in the dorm during classes so you would be alone, he even said he had a surprise for you.

You entered the dorm, eyes quickly landing on your brother. "Hey, Ron! How's it going?" You said, eyes lighting up.

Ron head lifted, eyes meeting your bright gaze. "Good now that you're here. I've got something for you, want to see?"

He said, his deep voice matching the smile on his face. "I'd love to! You really didn't have to get me anything."

Ron scoffed. "Trust me. This is going to help me out too. . ." You didn't read into Ron's words, too excited about your surprise.

Ron pulled out his wand and aimed it at you, your eyes widened. "I-Is this apart of the surprise?"

Ron hummed gleefully. "Don't worry, you'll love it." Before you knew it, he cast a spell on you. Suddenly your form was changing, morphing slowly.

Ron watched you as your body changed, eyes gazing at the piece of fabric that now lay on the floor where you had been standing.

He had transformed you into a pair of tight, white briefs. Any traces of your humanity gone, like you'd never even been there.

You could see and hear, you had no idea what was happening until Ron spoke. "It worked, amazing!"

His voice was excited, thrilled at his work. "Think of it this way, now you can always be with me, and I won't be annoyed by you anymore, isn't that great?"

He asked, knowing you couldn't respond. Truthfully he didn't care if you wanted this, it was just the best way to get rid of you.

He slowly undid his belt and dropped his trousers, underwear falling with them. You could see your brothers cock from your position on the floor, it was huge.

He picked you up gently, fingers running along you before slowly putting you on. Stretching you across his lower body, your fabric hugging his huge ass perfectly.

"Fuck. . . You're the most comfortable underwear I've ever had. Feel good down there?"

He laughed, grabbing his bulge and shaking it, knowing he was rubbing you against his hung cock and hairy balls.

"I'm already late enough to class, we'd better get going." He spoke smugly. He put his trousers back on, leaving you trapped there.

You loved your brother, but now all you were to him was a comfortable pair of underwear. You hugged his body tightly, his scent overpowering you.

Ron was happy, now you wouldn't annoy him anymore. He should've done this sooner.

He was never going to turn you back.

deadduvznap birthday event

THIS EVENT WILL CONTAIN DEAD DOVE CONTENT.

wassup yall atlas here im gonna be holding an event for my birthday

reminder that this is for male!readers only i dont write stuff for women

the event is going to start march 22nd and end around april 18th but that is up in the air

edit; it will be ending on april 22nd

asks can be sent here and must all follow my rules if not the ask will either be deleted or ill publicly humiliate you (depending on the ask)

EDIT ; i will also be writing shipping and poly content so go ahead and req that

i will be writing blurbs, the length atleast 200 words or so per ask

i will answer asks fr unlike how im struggling to now i pinky promise

ermmmm idk what else to say yeah send ur asks and ill kiss you or have hot sweaty gay sex with you

My favorite Ron Weasley hcs because I love him:

1) he’s a pansexual. He literally doesn’t give a shit. He also STARTED the frying pan jokes

2) he definitely walks into walls or just inanimate objects and apologizes to them

3) he loves being outside LOVES it like he would kill to just nap in the grass, the thing he doesn’t like is the chores the outside brings

4) he doesn’t like receiving gifts, it’s not that he doesn’t appreciate it he does he likes the thought but it makes him uncomfortable because he grew up not having money so he’s not really used to it

5) he would much rather receive hand made gifts than bought ones this is also because of the monetary situation but also cause it makes him happy that someone would think about him enough to actually make him something

6) he’s the kind of person to like tie a string on their finger when they want to remember something. And he’s got different colored strings in case he needs to remember multiple things

7) we all know he makes fun of Harry talking in his sleep but honestly he does too, and it’s not like talking talking it’s more mumbling or whining

8) loves dogs. Absolutely adores them. I will not be elaborating because I’m right.

9) he doesn’t mind wearing makeup. He prolly wears blush every now and again just cause, maybe some lip gloss that he either stole from his sister or his partner. Will absolutely steal his partners chapstick.

Welcome To: Informational Post

Hello hello, welcome to my second blog. You may know me from my first blog aka my Stranger Things blog, this is my third blog aka my Stray Kids blog, this is my fourth blog aka my Tomorrow x Together blog, this is my fifth blog aka my Ateez blog and this is my Walking Dead blog. This is similar to that one, just specialized in Harry Potter and with a purple theme. Here's a little introduction if you haven't seen those blog.

My pronouns are he/they, I'm not really sure what else to say, but if you have questions feel free to ask.

Rules for my blog

I only write for Harry Potter

Requests are open

Inbox is open

16+ for smut

Any asks/requests that go against my rules and/or make me uncomfortable will be deleted

Only send requests in my asks, do not message me your request

Requests from women or fem aligned will be deleted

Women and Fem Aligned DO NOT INTERACT

Women and fem aligned will be blocked

Female reader blogs will be blocked

I will write

Smut

Fluff

Angst

Male reader

Gender neutral reader

Dom reader

Top reader

Most kinks

Poly relationships

Trans man reader

Trans masc reader

I won't write

Female reader

Fem Aligned reader

Rape

Piss kink

Shit kink

Sub reader

Bottom reader

Ship fics

Smut with anyone under 16

Incest

Pseudo incest

Smut with afab reader (I don't have a vag so idk how to write smut with afab reader)

Who I write for

Harry Potter - Masterlist

Hermione Granger - Masterlist

Ron Weasley - Masterlist

Draco Malfoy - Masterlist

Neville Longbottom - Masterlist

Ginny Weasley - Masterlist

Luna Lovegood - Masterlist

George Weasley - Masterlist

Fred Weasley - Masterlist

Cedric Diggory - Masterlist

Fleur Delacour - Masterlist

Bill Weasley - Masterlist

Severus Snape - Masterlist

Sirius Black - Masterlist

Remus Lupin - Masterlist

Narcissa Black - Masterlist

Lucius Malfoy - Masterlist

Goodbye From: Informational Post

I'm taking requests! (For male reader only!!)

Characters I will do:

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

(Can do both twins in one fic)

Neville Longbottom

James Potter (Young)

Remus Lupin (Young or adult)

Sirius Black (Young or adult)

(Could possibly do Wolfstar x male reader)

Severus Snape (Young or adult)

Lucius Malfoy (Adult)

All others I won't do (Mostly because I'm not confident in doing them)

Things that I will do:

Smut

Lemon

Fluff

Jealousy

Things I will NOT do:

Angst (Not confident in but there can be just a tad bit of angst)

Noncon

Incest

Pedophilia

harry potter

a/n: all of these are Male!reader unless specified to the GN/NB

Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Bill Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Charlie Weasley

Cedric Diggory

Rereading your fics and thinking about Ron being jealous of Harry because he think his crush likes Harry even though they obviously like Ron. Ron just staring at them and thinking of how he can't compete with Harry. His crush having to kiss him to prove that they like him. God everytime I try to write something it turns a lil angsty

- 🍒

Bro no but I've been rereading my OWN shit and goddamn.

He would get so pouty. Like he gets snappy too. He crossed his arms and bounces his leg and huffs and glares at Harry like 24/7.

They definitely argue like an old married couple like super late and the whole dorm has a fit about it because now no one can sleep.

Eventually tho, they work it out because you asked too many questions and got pissy because Ron was pissy and then he accidentally confesses and Harry is like

"No, dude, I don't have a crush on them!!" And he smiles and- idk I think it's cuuutteeeee.

BREWING ROMANCE (oneshot)

(RON WEASLEY X MALE READER)

⋆★ word count : 562

⋆★ warnings : n/a

⋆★ summary : you and ron get paired in potions and then become friends ! maybe even something more

⋆★ extra : hp phase ??? yes. tomorrow tom riddle fics are coming in hot !!!!!!

The air in Professor Snape's Potions classroom was heavy with anticipation as he assigned a challenging potion to the students. Ron Weasley took the lead. However, it was (M/N)'s determination and eagerness to learn that caught Ron off guard. Impressed by his dedication, Ron found himself drawn to (M/N)'s presence.

As they worked side by side, their cauldrons bubbling with the intricate mixture, they exchanged tips and insights, easing the complexity of the task. Ron couldn't help but notice the way (M/N)'s eyes sparkled with excitement and the intensity he brought to every step of the process.

—

During a break from their potion brewing, Ron's excitement spilled over as he mentioned an upcoming Quidditch match. To his surprise, (M/N)'s eyes lit up, and he revealed his love for the sport, having played for his previous school. Ron's heart raced with newfound admiration.

"D’you wanna come and watch the match together?" Ron blurted out, unable to contain the excitement of having found someone who shared his passion.

(M/N)'s smile widened. "I'd love to! Let's support Gryffindor together!"

—

As they cheered on their favorite players from the stands, the rush of adrenaline and shared thrill of the game drew Ron and (M/N) closer. Their conversations during the match became a blend of insightful strategy and playful banter. The more time they spent together, the more Ron felt the magnetic pull of their connection.

Post-match discussions became a regular occurrence, filled with animated debates on plays and analyzing team tactics. They laughed, argued, and bonded over their shared love for Quidditch. Ron found himself looking forward not only to Gryffindor's matches but also to the moments they would spend together.

—

As the seasons passed, their friendship deepened. Ron's protective nature emerged, and (M/N)'s unwavering support became an anchor in his life. Hidden beneath the surface, however, were blossoming romantic feelings that seemed to grow stronger with each match they attended together.

Stolen glances during intense moments, lingering touches during celebrations, and the occasional accidental brush of hands sent electricity through their veins. They became inseparable, spending precious moments outside of Quidditch matches, exploring the castle and getting lost in each other's company.

Navigating the complexities of young love and the demands of school life presented its own set of challenges. Ron and (M/N) found themselves learning to separate their studies from their yearning hearts. They supported each other through late-night study sessions, offering encouragement and helping find a balance between academic responsibilities and their blossoming romance.

Despite the pressures, their shared love for Quidditch remained a constant thread that wove their relationship together. Cheering side by side, shouting themselves hoarse as they celebrated Gryffindor's triumphs, they discovered a new depth to their bond.

—

Ron and (M/N)'s love story soared on the wings of the Gryffindor team's triumphs and defeats. Their relationship became an open secret among their friends, who watched their connection with knowing smiles. With Quidditch as their foundation, they navigated the twists and turns of Hogwarts life, their shared experiences and growing love weaving them together.

As they celebrated their time at Hogwarts, Ron and (M/N) looked forward to a future where their love would thrive beyond the magical walls. Together, they embraced the adventures yet to come, with Quidditch continuing to be a symbol of their enduring love and shared memories.

HARRY POTTER MASTERLIST

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Hermione Granger

Neville Longbottom

None :(

Luna Lovegood

None :(

Ginny Weasley

None :(

(depends) Draco Malfoy

None :(

Nymphadora Tonks

None :(

Cedric Diggory

how the hp boys would react to trans reader suggesting pegging ? xx

Trans FtM!Reader x HP boys + their reaction to pegging

Shaking over this request /pos because ABSOLUTELY

Also I only did the main ones!! If you'd like me to do a part 2 with Seamus, Dean, Oliver, and Cedric just lmk!!

NSFW warning!! Well slightly. Nothing too explicit but it's implied. Also for ALL intents and purposes, ALL HP CHARACTERS I WRITE FOR ARE 18+! Though I would assume that's obvious by now. Just wanted to place a reminder.

Harry: We all know this man is so obviously bisexual. So really if you ask him, he might seem a bit shocked at first but ultimately he like "well,,,," and then he proceeds to think about it for like the next week. Dear Lord please save this man because his classes will be SUFFERING. No one knows what he's thinking about but his brain is obviously not in the room with him. Once he actually TRIES it though? He's into it. Maybe more than he realized-

When you ask: You're both sitting in the Gryffindor common room, probably just doing some assignments to catch up in the week when you just casually pop out the question. This causes him to mess up what he was writing and also spill his bottle of ink on his paper as he looks up at you in shock. "Uh- I'm sorry what did you say?" Oh he heard you. He just didn't think you'd ask such a thing. Que him flushing and trying to come up with the words as you just grin at him fumbling.

Ron: Viktor Krum gave him some kind of awakening, let's be real. SO with that being said, he's definitely thought about it once or twice. Once you suggest it? He's protesting left and right as if he doesn't want to do it but once again, he finds himself thinking about it a bit too much. If he tries it, he'll like it but it's not his favorite in the world per say. He'd rather give than receive yk

When you ask: You're eating breakfast of course. What a classic thing right? Let's say you have a dream about it and just,,, decide to quietly bring it up to Ron who's shoving eggs into his mouth and once you ask there's suddenly VERY loud coughing in the Great Hall. Even Harry and Hermione next to you guys are just like "Bloody hell Ron what is the matter with you??" And the KNOWING SMILE YOU HAVE ON YOUR FACE??? IT'S NOT HELPING HIS CASE HERE-

Fred: oh he's so down. Do you even have to ask? He's definitely thought about it a LOT. Come on this is Fred we're talking about here. Plus I mean he's most likely dated a few guys himself so it wouldn't exactly be foreign to him. So he's naturally nonchalant about it and agrees with it. Though after you ask him he thinks about it to the point he's just like "so are we going to or…" because come on you can't just ask him that and not expect to give him something out of it!! Don't leave our boy hanging here :((

When you ask: He's working on his latest prank in his dorm room while you and him are just chilling together. You're actually behind him, running your hands through his hair and massaging his back but your thoughts were wandering while you were behind him. So you ask if he'd be into pegging. Glancing behind you he watches your face before just going "yeah of course I've thought about it. Why? You offering, love?" And just laughs when you playfully shove him

George: This man goes awfully silent when you ask. But yes he would probably do it in a heartbeat. Whether it's because he wants to please you or because he's curious? That's up for debate. To be fair though he's probably has kissed Lee like once or twice out of curiosity, or at least dated a guy but never really like went anywhere with it. Just be gentle with this man please or else he might explode lmao

When you ask: You're at the library with George, honestly just goofing off and you're supposed to be studying but since when did you guys ever actually do that? So instead you guys decide to just chat around. Though you however get the idea to ask George this whenever you guys start talking about your dating lives and how George says he's been with a guy but not BEEN with a guy. He goes oddly silent. BUT it's kinda clear by the way his face heats up that he's into the idea. You just of course smile sweetly and reassure him that it's okay and you'd be more than happy to help him in to which he gets even FURTHER FLUSTERED but y'know it's a win win

Draco: never in his life has ever even thought about it. Probably doesn't ever consider it. You'd honestly have to beg him for it?? But after enough persuasion and such, he'd give in. He just doesn't want to bottom like that y'know? After living in a toxic masculinity household for his whole life he finds it weird to bottom. HOWEVER if he does, it's a sight to see fr. He's just gotta ease into it but luckily he trusts his lovely boyfriend aka you <33

When you ask: You're sitting on one of the couches in the Slytherin common room and it's oddly quiet because it's the weekend so there's not really anyone there (thankfully bc Draco would kill you if anyone heard you ask him this) when you're looking out the window to the Black Lake and just straight up ask. He full on STOPS reading his book and snaps his head up to you like "w h a t" before you repeat your question but louder. "No no I heard you but why the hell-" and insert you guys kind of arguing over it? But not really. It's just him being in denial and you begging him playfully.

Neville: sighhhh. You're going to have to revive him first because good job man you killed him. Gave him a heart attack right then and there. But to say the least he probably would hesitate to agree as well just because he'd be so self conscious and shy?? But after TONS of reassurance and kisses then yeah he'd agree. Just promise you will keep it between you guys because he does NOT want his friends finding out. He knows the others would tease him for it and he'd actually want to crawl away for a thousand years.

When you ask: You asked when you guys were in your dorm!! You were just cuddling after classes right before dinner, enjoying the time with each other before you had to go be with everyone else (ew gross /j) and you popped the question. When I told you this man almost let out a scream just at your question alone because IT WAS SO SUDDEN?? He then proceeded to hide away in your chest as his whole face and ears turned bright red. He looked like he had the worst sunburn oh my god. You meanwhile were just CACKLING as he was trying to stumble over his words! What even could he say though? Yes?? Maybe?? He didn't even KNOW- eventually he just gave up and waited until he calmed down to try to speak. Though you reassured him over and over the whole time <33 good luck explaining why he's going to be a nervous wreck at dinner though :))

ron : [pouting] you're going to expel us, aren't you?

professor mcgonagall : [shoke her head] no, weasley not today.

male reader : [looking up at her] so tomorrow?

professor mcgonagall : [sighed] not tomorrow either-

male reader : so-

professor mcgonagall : okay, enough! go to your dorm.

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Wait you do Harry Potter? Hell yea dawg I'll request that shit

Ron x dom Male Reader

Maybe reader is a slytherin, and doesn't take kindly to the golden trio or wtv

Anyways they're alone, room of requirements or sum. Que the non con, knife/blood play (would they use knives if they had magic?? Idk), and sadism

I have no clue how to send the hard ask thingies lmao my brain does not work very well

-💫 anon :D

(Pronouns are he/him btw for future reference)

as always FEMALE ALIGNING DNI !!!!!!

my requests are currently closed but ill write a lil blurb for you ml kisses kisses

okay okay yesss i think that you dont like the golden trio that much not because they are gryffindors but probably because smth happened w harry (hes a bitch i dont like him 🗣️ )and then romance between ron and hermione but you like ron but you cant say anything blah blah blah but one day ur in the room of requirement because probably you saw ron and hermione talking and it rlly hit you so you wander round the halls till you find the room of requirement and its a nice little cozy library for you with a little fireplace and couches and you just go and sit and sob for a little but then you hear the door creak open you stiffen up and stop making any noise and peek round the corner or ur big chair and you see ron peeking his head in lookin confused and he sees you and he walks in hes like oh hey ive never seen this room before this is pretty cool and ur just quiet on the chair staring into the fire and ron is walking over to the other couch and he plops down and he keeps and keeps talking and ur just getting more irritated w him and he cant tell and ur staring at him ur eyes are puffy and ur arms are crossed over urself and one hand on ur wand and ron finally looks at you and he tilts his head looking so cute btw and hes like hey whats wrong and you dont say anything then you hit him w the petrificus totalus curse (the full body binding curse) and his limbs snap together and he slumps over the chair like a 2x4 leaning on it. you walk up to him ur like you talk too much and okay lets say ur a half blood (somehow) so you stay strapped up w a pocket knife at all times (even tho you dont need it) and you can see the fear in his eyes as you get closer to him and you can hear the noises in his throat as hes panicking trying to get away from you and you use ur wand to rope his limbs up (the incarcerous spell) and shove a cloth in his mouth prob like idk smth random you have idk and then you undo the curse and he immedietly tries to run away and cry but since the rope has him binded so tightly his arms behind his back and his ankles together you push him to sit down and pull his robes off as he struggles and cries trying to get away from you so you take ur little (5 inch) pocket knife and hold it to his neck and tell him to stop fucking moving or ull cut off his fingers sorry guys im feeling very torturous rn and hes full got tears running down his face soaking into his cloth gag and you bend him over the side his hips pressed against the arm rest of the couch chair thing and press his face into the actual seat and bend his back as much as possible btw so it hurts more and hes thrashing around cus it hurts and he doesnt want this he doesnt like you he likes hermione he just needed to destress after getting into an argument w the other two and now? now hes getting raped by someone he (thinks he) hates and then he feels something pressing against his asshole and guess what its ur dick bout to absolutely rawdog him no lube no condom no prep just some spit maybe so it doesnt hurt you or dare i say his own blood as the lube? you put ur dick against his asshole and he starts squirming his eyes squinty and trying to get away from you and so you take ur knife and press against his lower back and tell him i told you not to move around like a little bitch and you stick the knife into his back and he screams cus it hurts so bad hes shoving his face into the couch harder and hes crying trying to get away but the more he wiggles the deeper the knife goes in and that hurts more and you pull the little knife out and gather some blood with ur hand and use that as lube before it clots up and when that happens you just get more blood if hes about to pass out you use a spell to heal that wound and stab him somewhere else and get more blood by the time you cum hes about to pass out from the pain and hes absolutely covered in blood its dripping down his back from his lower back to his head and all over his arms and the couch is soaked with blood and his hair is a red ginger mess with clots of blood hes almost breathing in blood through the cloth gag

(sorry was at block text limit) through his mouth if you pull out and cum on his back it literally just mixes with the blood he passes out and you leave him there bound in rope and gagged over the edge of the couch covered in clotted and dried blood