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i feel like the most unrealistic thing about diary of a wimpy kid is how nobody had a fat crush on rodrick.
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I have a crush on Rodrick and it's your fault.
Like I'm reading your writing and how am I NOT supposed to fall in love??
Your stuff is amazing 😭💖💖
Instantly lost.
awww thank you anon. it is in fact my fault that you have a big old squishy crush and I am quite pleased about that.
you'll be pleased to know that rodrick also has a big old squishy crush on you. every time he sees ou he lets out this big dramatic shuddering sigh like you just took his breath away (because tbh you did. he can't deny it.) he does all the crushing shit too. he stares at you in class instead of paying attention but the teachers don't really care bc he probably wouldn't be paying attention anyway.
he doodles angsty song lyrics and emo stickfigures that are supposed to be you and him but really look like something excavated from the ruins of myspace. he has a whole playlist of songs that make him think of you, but there's one in particular that he imagines is your song. at any given moment he's probably lost in some daydream about you and him, about you suddenly having an extreme need to learn the drums for some reason, so Rodrick sits you on his lap and wraps his arms around you and holds your soft hands in his as he shows you how to play. you're so impressed with his wicked drum skills that you can't help but give him a thank you kiss (or several) after he shows you how to play the pierce the veil song that's been stuck in his head.
when and if he actually gets the nerve or opportunity to talk to you, 97% of him will be totally focused on you, memorizing your body language, the way you look, the way the air smells around you, the earrings you picked out to wear today. the other 3% will be desperately trying to seem totally cool and chill and aluring so you'll like him, but he'll definitley just end up looking like a dork. good for rodrick, bc you're really into dorky emo guys. now you just have to get him to stop blushing enough to realize you like him too.
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I need a fic or drabble over this
Rodrick x afab or fem reader who's the close cousin of Patty Farwell
She's a handful at times, Patty's well behaved and you get along great.
You're attending Patty's talent show and enjoying her number with your camera. Suddenly the guy right next to them is crying and so emotional over her performance.
Imagine silently handing him a tissue and patting his man on the shoulder and he doesn't even question it.
Rodrick will probably will realize what happened after the show and gets acquainted with you.
Is he embarrassed that he cried in front of you? Maybe but it landed him a date with you and that's all that matters.
Much to the shock and horror of Greg and Patty that they'll have to see each other more often.
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Omg guys, I was just at an amusement park/theme park/whatever you wanna call the place with huge rides that make you fear for your life, and I just thought of an idea for a cute, fluffy oneshot with Steve Harrington where you decide to attend one of these parks and he's a staff member that's immediately hooked on you so he finds any excuse to be in charge of the rides you go on and gets extra close when making sure your seat is secure.
He'd go right up to your ear—lips grazing your lobe and warm air flooding the side of your face—before whispering, "Can't have a pretty little thing like yourself falling off, now can we?"
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Thinking about Rodrick falling for a deaf girl, playing his drums, and letting her feel the vibrations
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CARNIVAL BUNNY ll ( CARNIVAL BUNNY I )
— pairing: rodrick heffley x reader . word count: 287.
— summary: rodrick finally won you that stuffed bunny and he wants the rest of the carnival to know it too.
— note: i’m moving away from the whole all lowercase thing but the first part was already written like this and i found it like this in my drafts so. . . shrug.
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“what did i tell you y/n? i’m the best. boyfriend. ever,” he gloated as you walked, sharing a pretzel and large cup of lemonade — him holding both in his hands because yours were too occupied with the bunny he finally got you.
“oh shut up,” you playfully groaned, moving over from your spot on his side to bump his shoulder — his steps not faltering from the current confident strides.
“nuh uh, i went through twenty five dollars for that thing — i want you to say it, rodrick heffley is the best boyfriend ever.”
“no, there’s people everywhere—” you denied him in a hushed tone, looking around at the crowds of people around you that probably didn’t want to hear you gushing over a teenage boy winning you a prize.
“i don’t care, loud and proud baby,” he smiled with a gleam in his eyes, waiting for you to let out the words before you went passed the gates, getting closer and closer to the exit — about to start your walk back at home because you were both tired and well, out of cash to spend.
“oh fine — rodrick heffley is the best boyfriend ever,” you reluctantly said the words five tones higher than you currently were speaking, happy that there were barely any more kids your age because of their own curfews and the rest were getting on their last rides.
the joy didn’t last long though, because as you turned around you were met with him tugging at his ear closest to you with a comically unsatfied look on his face.
“and no other boy compares him because he’s the only one who’s ever won me a human sized stuffed bunny!!
“damn right i am — ”
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ᯓ ✶ IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW YOU’RE MINE ◞ rodrick heffley.
headcanon/drabble tags female reader. black reader in mind. sfw + nsfw content. swearing. different rodrick’s like perv! rodrick, virgin! rodrick, boyfriend! rodrick… all that. kissing. ꒰ was gonna write a drabble but i just kept coming up with only small drabbles sooo here they are ꒱
boyfriend! rodrick who leaves things at your house just to have an excuse to see you. will leave things that don’t have a purpose in his day to day like a shirt or some bracelets and still come back for them.
best friend! rodrick who likes you, glares at every guy that tries to flirt with you. watches from afar as the two of you talk and will be jealous. will ask you what it was about after or not speak to you all that much (only giving you short sentences and groans until you ask what’s wrong).
pantie-stealer! perv! rodrick who’s definitely slipped a pair of your panties into his pocket when leaving your house. fully planning on fisting them onto his cock later.
boyfriend! rodrick who thinks about fucking you in the back of his van . . . a lot.
boyfriend! rodrick who’s dazed by you in every single way. your smile, your eyes, your ass, your hair— he’s completely whipped.
perv! boyfriend! rodrick who loves when you wear short shorts. watching your ass move in them makes his eyes fall out of his head. 
rodrick heffley who’s definitely an ass man but will favorite your tits sometimes.
boyfriend! rodrick who does his own eyeliner but loves when you compliment him.
boyfriend! rodrick’s mom who literally adores you. enjoys seeing her son so happy.
boyfriend! rodrick who loves to make out with you while you sit on his lap. will rest his hands at your waist and not move them or will wrap his arms around your waist to pull you closer.
boyfriend! rodrick who will say yes to anything you ask if you give him that pretty smile and doe eyes.
boyfriend! rodrick’s mom who takes pictures of the two of you in the embarrassing mom way and will keep them.
“aww, you two look so cute. come here, come here. let me take a picture.”
boyfriend! rodrick who acts so big and bad but will lay on your chest and let you play in his hair, going as far as going to sleep on you.
crush! rodrick who makes plans to hang out with you most of the summer.
boyfriend! rodrick who likes when you wear his shirts. especially his bands shirts. won’t get you one of your own though because he wants you to wear his.
perv! boyfriend! rodrick who watches you change when you’re in his room sometimes. says he won’t look but he always end up taking a peak. can’t help it.
rodrick heffley with a sweet girlfriend who loves how friendly and supportive you are, but absolutely hates how so many guys are pulled in by your personality. you’re intentions being so much different than theirs.
boyfriend! rodrick who does stupid things to impress you.
boyfriend! rodrick who looks at you with doe eyes every time you speak. listens to you even when you’re talking about complete nonsense.
virgin! boyfriend! rodrick who supposedly knows all about what girls like but has absolutely no experience with kissing and will stutter up a storm when you first ask for one.
boyfriend! rodrick who will buy things that he doesn’t need but you do. for example, him getting a mirror in his room just for you to look at yourself in so you don’t have to go to the bathroom.
boyfriend! rodrick who will listen to your music, and will secretly listen to it over and over even if it’s not his normal taste.
virgin! perv! boyfriend! rodrick who likes when you roll your hips onto him when you’re on his lap. the thin fabric of your panties and his boxers the only thing stopping the two of you from being skin to skin.
boyfriend! rodrick who rubs your relationship in greg’s face. always grinning from ear to ear when you do something sweet for him in front of him.
boyfriend! rodrick who doesn’t really do too much PDA. only wrapping his arm around your waist and maybe some forehead kisses.
boyfriend! rodrick who likes when you kiss him on the cheek when you’re leaving but adores when you give him a kiss and you’re lipgloss/chapstick lingers on his lips.
boyfriend! rodrick biggest excuse nowadays being “can’t. girlfriend’s coming over” with the biggest grin.
crush! rodrick who doesn’t know how to flirt at all. always awkwardly smiling, making stupid jokes and saying the “wrong” things.
boyfriend! rodrick band mates who call him whipped all the time.
crush! rodrick who’s so positive he will get your number he brags about having you wrapped around his finger already, but will get your number and get excited about every interacting with you. small and big.
boyfriend! rodrick who holds the door for you then will let it shut completely on greg’s face.
boyfriend! rodrick who gets caught up with the band and has to be pulled away from them so you can spend time together.
virgin! boyfriend! rodrick who doesn’t know how big he is until you’re whining at him that he’s really deep.
boyfriend! rodrick gets rid of his dirty magazines from up under his bed to fill a shoe box with pictures of you. the pictures being of what you expect and he has to hide them the best he can because of greg’s snooping.
boyfriend! rodrick who likes surprises and gifts. especially if you made them yourself and he can wear it for everyone to see.
boyfriend! rodrick who tries to be as close as possible to you during the summer. with you short shorts, small shirts and bathing suits guys are bound to be howling at your feet.
crush! rodrick who enjoys halloween and seeing you at parties. eyes glued on you the entire night.
boyfriend! rodrick who’s gotten in trouble more than three times for how loud the two of you are.
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Hey there!!!
This is my first time requesting on Tumblr and I am not sure if you're accepting requests or not so if you aren't feel free to ignore it.
Can you please write a short drabble on Rodrick and the reader being neighbours and the reader liking him but not telling him because he likes Heather. And then everything happening at rodrick's party.
And all the drama can go according to your imagination!
I am sorry for my bad English.
Have a good day/night/evening/afternoon.
Thank you.
ヽ｀、☁ヽ｀─── make you mine ミ rodrick heffley
✎ ·˚ ༘ ─── reader has a crush on rodrick but his eyes seemed to be locked on heather hills, but when greg takes notice of rodrick’s lyrics, his perspective begins to change.
wc: 1,333
movie!rodrick heffley x fem!reader (use of she/her pronouns), the use of y/n (your name)
tw: kissing (?)
a/n: your english is wonderful :)
HEATHER HILLS. The way her name rolled off of the tongue made her seethed in ways she couldn’t explain. It wasn’t because she was jealous of her, she knew that Heather Hills was gorgeous, but she (herself) was also just as beautiful. She liked her hair, she liked her body, she liked her style, and she liked Rodrick Heffley.
But his eyes seemed to be locked on Heather Hills. He always talked about her long blonde hair and how her outfits just perfectly fit her. It was Heather Hills this and Heather Hills that… but she let him go on about her.
It was an awful thing to do to herself, but here she was, once again, sitting with him in his dining room as he explained his plan to her.
His band, Löded Diper, had somehow convinced Heather to perform at her birthday party. She didn't know how they convinced her to let them play or even why for that matter, but it was good enough for Rodrick.
Her eyes watched as Rodrick scribbled down songs for them to potentially play at her party along with some newer lyrics that would "tell her how much he loved her", which she didn't quite understand. Rodrick hadn't really known Heather for long, quite literally meeting her at school when he was picking up Greg.
"... So, what do you think?"
She looked up from Rodrick's notebook and towards him. She was so in her own mind that she hadn't realized that he'd been speaking to her.
"I'm sorry." She muttered. "What did you say?"
"I asked if the hook should be changed so it fits for the party..." He answered. "Are you listening?"
"Yeah... yeah." She answered, sitting upright in her seat. "Sorry." She apologized once more and quickly gathered her belongings.
"What's wrong?" Rodrick asked, his brows furrowed by her sudden movements. "Where are you going?"
"I should head home." She said. "My mom is expecting me soon and I have to help her with dinner tonight."
Rodrick nodded, slowly standing up and following the girl to the front door. "I'll see you at Heather's party tomorrow, right?"
She closed her eyes for a moment before turning, her hand resting on the doorknob as she looked at him. She really didn't want to go to Heather's party and had planned on it, in fact, she was pretty sure it was an invite-only party and she hadn't gotten an invitation from the girl.
But she was pretty sure that Rodrick was going to find a way for her to get inside, invite or not.
So, she took in a small breath and nodded. "See you there."
With that, she quickly shut the door behind her and headed towards her car, and sped out of the Heffley driveway.
"I can't believe some of the stuff you write in here."
Rodrick quickly turned at the sound of the voice. It was Greg. He was standing at the dining room table with his eyes locked on Rodrick's songbook.
"Is this what being in love is like for you?" Greg asked. "If so, she just went out the door without a kiss goodbye."
Rodrick quickly marched over towards him and grabbed the book before he quickly hit Greg with it. "What are you talking about, dork?"
Greg muttered something under his breath, rubbing his arm in the process. "That stuff... that stuff you call music. That's about Y/N, isn't it?"
"What?" Rodrick scoffed. "No. This is for Heather's birthday tomorrow."
"You're going to sing a love song to another girl at Heather's birthday party?" Greg chuckled. "Are you crazy?"
"You're going to be crazy dead if you don't shut up." Rodrick barked and held his book in the air once more, prepared to hit Greg with it, but the younger boy quickly ran off before anything else could happen.
Rodrick heavily sighed and sat back down at the table. He flipped his book open and tapped back and forth against the table as he went over the lyrics once more, just to make sure everything was perfect for...
But the more he looked at his lyrics, the more and more that he imagined her… he only saw her.
With a heavier sigh, he shut his songbook and slumped down into his seat, rubbing his hands over his face before stopping halfway and sitting up quickly.
He knew what he had to do.
HEATHER’S PARTY was in full swing.
People had been partying for quite some time before she arrived. She obviously wasn’t going to upstage Heather, she didn’t think that was possible with how outlandish Heather’s party had been, but still, she chose to dress up for the party and stay until Rodrick’s band called it for the night, which may take hours at the rate this party was going.
But as soon as Rodrick set eyes on her, he sat his guitar down and told his band to just go with the flow until he got back.
He took in a deep breath, and gently shook his hands to bring himself some comfort. He titled his head side to side before finally reaching her side by the punch bowl.
“You made it.” Rodrick smiled.
She turned at the sound of his voice and nodded, taking a small sip from her drink. “Yeah, of course.” She smiled. “Couldn’t miss the best band play their biggest gig.”
Rodrick smiled at her words, whether or not she meant what she said didn’t matter. She said them to make him feel good, to bring him comfort over the fact that he was about to tell Heather Hills that he liked her.
Or so she thought.
“Did I miss your love bomb to Heather?” She asked.
And she really hoped she had.
“Uh, not quite, no.”
She furrowed her brows at his response. “Everything okay?”
Rodrick's heart was racing as he looked at her. He knew he needed to tell her how he felt; he just didn't know how. But as he looked into her eyes, he found himself lost for words. All he wanted to do was kiss her.
Without warning, he leaned in and captured her lips with his own. It was a soft, gentle kiss, but it was filled with all the emotion he had been trying to hide from her.
When they pulled apart, he could see the surprise in her eyes. "I'm sorry," he said quickly.
She blinked. “You’re- You’re sorry? What- What-“ She stammered, her face growing red as she flustered her words. “What about Heather?”
“I don’t think- It was never Heather was into.” He said. “I mean, yeah, she’s hot, but she doesn’t make me feel the way I do when I’m with you. All those songs I was writing were never about her.”
As Rodrick spoke, she could feel her heart racing. Did he really just say what she thought he said? Could it be possible that he liked her as much as she liked him?
"Really?" she asked, her voice soft.
He nodded. "Really.”
Without hesitation, she leaned in and captured his lips with her own. It was a deep, passionate kiss, filled with all the emotions they had been holding back for so long. Her body melted into his as their lips moved in perfect harmony, each kiss taking them deeper and deeper into the moment.
When they finally pulled away, they were left breathless and dizzy with desire. She looked up at him with a shy smile, her heart beating like a drum in her chest.
"I've loved you for so long," she said softly.
"I know," he replied, cupping her face in his hands. "I've loved you too, but I didn't have the courage to tell you until now."
She leaned into him, her head resting against his chest. "I'm so glad you did," she whispered.
He wrapped his arms around her, pulling her close.
This would be the only time that Rodrick would be thankful of Greg.
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Rodrick x y/n, whenever y/n is over Rodrick is somehow nicer to Greg. Greg ends up walking into a band rehearsal and Rodrick tries to keep his nice act up in front of y/n (they’re part of the band)♥️ btw thank you for doing all of my requests, I really love how you write them and your saving my life rn Blc my bf was about to break up with me and these imagines keep me going 🤍
All An Act
Rodrick x reader
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Hey hey! Eep I'm so glad you're enjoying my little drabbles for you, thank you for requesting them 💕💖💕 I hope everything's okay with you and whatever situation you're going through, you get through it. REMEMBER YOU ARE STRONG! Anyways lets get into the story 😉
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Greg didn’t get it at first. One minute Rodrick was being his usual mean self and the next he was acting nice, like suspiciously nice. He thought Rodrick was having those puberty mood swings that he’s heard about in health class, but then he finally figured it out. The key was you.
It was pretty easy to solve, I mean Rodrick would be acting malicious and then the second you stepped foot into the room, it was like a complete one eighty flip. Of course after figuring this out, Greg just had to use it to his advantage and any time you were over he’d find a way to somehow squeeze himself into the room.
Rodrick wasn’t dumb he knew that Greg was doing this but what could he do, he liked having you around and you seemed to like having Greg around.
Once you all were hanging out in the living room when Greg brought up how Rodrick never lets him sit in during band practice, when all he’s ever wanted to do was watch, is at least what he said while batting big sad eyes at you. That’s when you turned to Rodrick and asked if it was okay for Greg to watch just one rehearsal. Although clearly against the idea, Rodrick grit his teeth and just smiled.
So now, Greg was sitting on the little beanbag chair while the band practiced. When you came to a stop you turned to Greg asking what he thought. He said it was great, except for one thing. The band cautiously eyed Greg, not taking well to criticism, especially from a kid.
Then he said it, “the only thing that would actually make it better was if Rodrick could actually find the beat.”
The room went silent and your jaw dropped at Greg’s words before turning back to Rodrick. His eyes were wide and his nose flared angrily. It was not a good sight. Even Greg seemed slightly nervous that he'd pushed the limit before Rodrick put on a clench-toothed grin, “I’m gonna get a drink.” Silently the band watched as he stomped upstairs, slamming the door behind him.
Head deep in the cold fridge, his hands searched for the first bottled drink he could find. He heard the downstairs door open and shut and without checking who it was, he says, “you’re just lucky, we’re not alone because once we are, I’m going to make your life a living hell.” He shut the fridge and jumped slightly at the sight of you. You stood there and offered him a smile while he bit back his words that were clearly saved for Greg.
“What are you doing up here?” He asked with more confusion in his voice than attitude.
“Just thought I’d join you for a drink.”
He opened the fridge, “just water please,” you said and he threw you a bottle. After you gulped some of the liquid down he spoke up.
“Earlier that wasn’t—I mean we don’t,” he motioned his hands between him and downstairs, “I wouldn’t ever talk to him like that.“
“Oh right,” you give a nod not believing him, “you would never do that.”
“Me?” He put a hand to his chest really emphasizing the word. “No, never.”
You roll your eyes wondering why he even kept denying it at this point. “Rodrick, drop the act. I know how siblings work, I’m not an idiot.”
He leaned forward, eyes widening, “I never said you—“
“Shut up, Rodrick,” you said, interrupting him from digging himself into a hole, “no one’s that nice, it’s actually sort of creepy. Amusing to watch but too good to be true.” He lets out a sigh of relief not having to put on this act anymore.
“Thank God I don’t ever have to suck up to that twerp ever again,” he says, hand gripping his bottle.
“You know he’s just trying to get under your skin though.”
He slurped down his own drink, letting your words go in one ear and out the other.
“Hey! Don’t ignore me,” you say and he sips his drink again, this time hiding his grin behind the bottle. Setting your own bottle down against the counter behind you, you take a few steps closer to him, “It wouldn’t kill you to actually be a little bit nicer to him every once in a while.”
He let out a sigh and rolled his eyes, “yes it would.” Now it was your turn to roll your eyes, “no it won’t.”
“Yes it will.”
Leaning even closer you rest your hands on the countertop behind him, trapping him between your arms.
With a slick smile and innocent eyes you said, “please just try it.”
Rodrick’s Adam’s apple bobbed as he visibly gulped. Stuck with nowhere to go he lets out a small sigh, “fine.”
“Good,” you grinned, grabbing his drink from out of his hand and taking a sip. “Now we have a band rehearsal to get back to.”
“But if he says one more word about my drumming he’s out.”
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Eeeeekkkk babe I have a lil drabble for this pic
"Upon careful consideration, My King, we believe that we've come up with a list of suitable suitors for the Princess-" Lord Lannister was cut off by Aegon scraping the tip of his ancestor's knife along the Small Council table.
"You lot deem yourselves fit to determine the future of my only daughter?" Aegon asked with an eerie calmness.
"Well, I-"
Aegon traced his finger along the blade, his gaze menacing, as he said, "Who then? Tell me, this list you speak of," He exchanged a look with Aemond, whose stoic expression remain unchanged, though Aegon knew his brother felt a similar annoyance.
"I- well, the Prince of Dorne's son-"
"Too far." Aegon cut him off.
"Lord Stark's son Rickon-"
"A Northern lord?" He scoffed. "You would send my daughter to wither in the cold? She is a pure blooded Valyrian, yet you would shackle her to a wolf?"
The lords remained silent, avoiding Aegon's steely gaze, as he said harshly, "Go on."
"Lady Jeyne Arryn has proposed her son Rodrick-"
"Ah, yes, the Arryn boy that could easily be mistaken for a pile of bones? Brother, does that sound like the man to make a good husband for my daughter?"
"I don't believe I do, Your Grace." Aemond replied smoothly.
"Is that all?" Aegon asked with a bored expression. The lords remained silent.
"No one decides what happens to the Princess but me. My daughter's future lies in the hands of her father, the King. The next fool who makes such ludicrous suggestions, I shall cut the hand with which he penned this foolish list."
THIS WAS SO DELICIOUS HOLY FUCK YOU GOT MY BRAIN JUICES GOING FOR A FIC IDEA HEHEHEH
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omg i love painting my nails but i always end up chiping them because of ✨️ anxiety ✨️
RODRICK THINKS THAT'S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER. There's tons of girls at your school with perfect manicures, but he likes the way yours chip as you use your hands, as you play his drums and help him study and pick at them. It looks more organic. It's like a comfy worn in pair of jeans, and he thinks it makes your hands look so pretty. plus it's an easy way for him to moniter how bad your anxiety has been recently. If you call him instead of texting because your nails are drying and by the end of the next day they're almost bare again, he knows to stay extra close to you. He knows to send you playlists and extra I love you texts throughout the day. He drives a little slower when you go places in his van and parks a little more carefully, and if you even look like you might want to talk, he's already so down. He'll blast your favorite album in an empty parking lot so you know no one can possibly overhear you, and lets you spill your guts. He'll hug you if you want, or kiss you, or just be a shoulder to cry on (literally and figuratively) and if you have any breathing exercises or coping strategies, he knows them like the back of his hand. He's always down to repeat affirmations to you and hype you up and ask what would Billie Joe Armstrong or Gerard Way do. He kisses the back of your hand while you drive and lets you pick the music and keeps the seat pushed all the way up for you, he'll stay up late texting you, even wake up from a dead sleep bc he has your ringtone and text tone set to the loudest one, just in case you need him. He knows people think he's a loser or a screw up, but the two things he's never going to half ass are music and being there for you. in spite of what people might think, he's a really good fucking boyfriend.
#tumblr user lee says things#rodrick heffley#rodrick heffley x reader#rodrick heffley drabbles#rodrick#rodrick x reader#rodrick drabbles#diary of a wimpy kid x reader#diary of a wimpy kid#diary of a wimpy kid drabbles#also my spelling is way worse than usual bc i havent been as productive writing this week (which is fine) but as a consequence#I haven't had as much practice typing and reading and spelling so now my dyslexia is showing lmfao#/lh#i'll be back to rights soon yk#but if there's more typos than usual it's not my fault /hj
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Sandman - One Shots/Drabbles
NOTE: If you have any fic suggestions feel free to write me!
Updated: 14.01.2024
🔞= mature
✔ = completed
Other masterlists: mother masterlist, Sandman - Series
Morpheus
Apple of My Eye by @lis-likes-fics
↳ “ "I give you the sweetest apple blessed with Asmodeus' curse." ”
🔞 As You Command by @just-some-random-blogger
↳ “ Yeah RIP that badussy -me ”
Being Lucifer’s Daughter and Dating Morpheus Would Include by @why-what-no
Birds of a Feather by @warrenwrites
↳ “ You decided that Lord Morpheus’ throne was the perfect place to rest and read. ”
Darling by @daddyjackfrost
↳ “ The Dreaming, a realm of dreams and nightmares, was the home to many, including Dream of the Endless and his wife, Lady of The Dreaming.In contrast to her husband, Lady of The Dreaming was a soft and gentle soul. The light to his dark. The dream to his nightmare. While Dream managed everything that occurred in the night, the nightmares and creatures, His Lady managed The Dreaming in the day, the more mundane of dreamers. Those who drifted in and out of their realm; the children, the elderly, and the night owls. It was a good life. A happy, loving, joyful life. One that Morpheus and his Lady wouldn’t have traded for anything. They were content, and so in love. Until the King of Dreams and Nightmares was captured. For over a century. ”
Devil’s in the Details by @captainpoopweinersoldier
↳ “ To avoid the clutches of criminal prosecution, you accept a security job at the Burgess mansion, thinking it will be an easy way to lay low for a while. That is, until you find out just what it is you're meant to be guarding. ”
Find me by @spideybatsy
↳ “ Morpheus' partner cannot stand to stay in the decaying dreaming, it just hurts too much. ”
How to Mistakenly Summon An Ancient Being & Keep Him by @writethrough
↳ “ You're an insomniac and have exhausted all other avenues to help you sleep except one. What happens when that one brings you the King of Dreams? ”
Leather & Liner by @writethrough
↳ “ A Morpheus x reader where reader does Morpheus’ eyeliner / make up? ”
🔞 Only in Dreams by @roguelov
↳ “ Married to Dream of the Endless, for centuries, you never expected to feel neglected. Yet even after his return, his attention turned to the Dreaming and ensuring its stability and future. While, your own needs and wants pulled at you. And soon your dreams were slowly filled with pleasure. Just not exactly from Morpheus. ”
Pillars of Eternity by @undiscovered-horizon
↳ “ In a spell-go-wrong, Rodrick Burgess manages to summon you: Wisdom incarnate. Noticing a strange and quite unnerving change in the world, Morpheus ventures into the Waking World to investigate, only to find someone he's always been looking for. ”
Playing with Morpheus’ hair by @paradiseinaverno
Saving Grace by @avtrbee
↳ “Morpheus is captured by Roderick Burgess, but is swiftly rescued by his wife.”
The Deal by @spideybatsy
↳ “ The worst part of Dream's imprisonment is knowing you're getting closer to death every day. ”
Tipsy by @dreaming-about-fanfictions
↳ “ Morpheus takes care of you after you get drunk with Destiny and Death. ”
Corinthian
Nothing yet
Lucifer
Devil’s Taylor by @jelonkan
↳ “ Reader was one of the best tailors in her lifetime. She gained this talent through a pact with the devil, and when she ended up in Hell after her death, she continued to use her skills. She sewed for the ruler of Hell. ”
#sandman#lucifer morningstar#lucifer morningstar x reader#dream#dream x reader#morpheus#morpheus x reader#corinthian#corinthian x reader#fic rec#masterlist#fluff#angst#smut
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The biggest supporter
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Genre:fluff,drabble,established relationship
Pronouns:none
Pairings:band member!sunghoon x GN!reader
Summary:You came to support your boyfriend on his bands first big gig
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You really didn't like being stuck in tight spaces with a bunch of strangers surrounding you and clouding your view(i mean who does),but you wouldn't miss out on seeing your boyfriend perform in front of a big crowd for the first time,after weeks of practising.
Sunghoon looked ethereal on the stage,it's like he was born to perform.His facial expressions,his fingers strumming the guitar and the way he moved on the stage,everything looked magnificent.
You knew he was very nervous before coming on to the stage but right now it looked like all of that nervousness went away.
He knew you didn't like the crowd and he made sure to remind you that it's okay if you don't come,but you didn't want to hear it.You would come even if it meant being squished and pushed around by random strangers for a few hours.
You saw that Sunghoon was looking around the crowd,like he was searching for something,or rather someone.
After a few minutes of his brown eyes looking around,they had finally settled on yours,piercing your soul with his sharp look that soon turned soft when he realized he was looking at you.His eyes turning into a crescent shape because of a big grin on his face.
You were wondering how he couldn't find you,when you were literally right in front of the stage,but you smiled back at him,nonetheless.
After this small interaction you thought that he would just get back to performing in front of hundreds and enjoy what he loves doing,but instead you found him slowly approaching the side of the stage were you were.
After he stopped right in front of you,you just gave him a confused look because you had no idea what he is about to do.
Sunghoon just ignored your confused look and crouched,turning his guitar to the side.His hand slowly reaching your face and holding it delicately,and as gently as it cupped your face it raised your head,while at the same time his head has inched closer to yours.
"What an enthusiastic fan we have here."He said in a whisper so the mic wouldn't pick it up,even though everyone was already starring at you two.
"Well yeah,I came here to support my boyfriend."You said trying to mask your flustered face.
"He must be a pretty lucky guy then,to have his s/o come to see him perform"
"Well I like to think that I am his biggest supporter."
"I think you definitely are."
And with that Sunghoon's lips have crashed onto yours in a sweet but in a passionate way as well,him making sure that all of his love and gratefulness was shown through this kiss.
Soon he removed his lips from yours and he stood up realizing his part of the song it's almost coming.
He turned around and gave you a wink over his shoulder,placing his guitar back in place.
After Sunghoon got back to playing,you realized that all eyes were still on you.
"Well,great job at helping me with my social anxiety Sunghoon."You thought to yourself,but really how could you stay mad at him after that kiss.
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A/N:thank you for reading as always i will be more active and try to answer other request in my inbox.This band idea came to me after i remembered my obsession with Rodrick Heffley(the one that definitely didn't end)
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#enhypen x reader#enhypen imagines#enhypen fluff#enha x reader#sunghoon x reader#sunghoon fluff#sunghoon imagines#park sunghoon x you#park sunghoon x reader#sunghoon x you#sunghoon x y/n
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Hey, so, I love your Arthur Pym content, and I'm not sure if you're still into his character... but I keep thinking of a scenario where another one of Rodrick's kids comes out of the woodwork (way before the "prophecy" came into play).
She's like 27, and mostly works with Madeline on the tech side of things, and she has had many dealings with Arthur having to lead legal meetings and such.After like a year or so, there's one particularly nasty legal battle, where she fucks up by saying the total wrong thing. So after the meeting, he pulls her into a side office and backs her up against a wall. Asking her wtf was she thinking, that he had it in hand and it was in the bag, but then she opened her mouth and fucked it all up.
He's fuming. She pulls him in by the tie and kisses him. Completely catching him off guard.Anyway, I can never end these little blurbs properly. But I guess she melts his resolve just that little bit, so they have several "encounters" and eventually end up sneaking around a lot, not wanting the family (or god forbid Rodrick) finding out that the family lawyer/enforcer is nailing Rodrick Usher's 27 year old daughter.
I just wanted to get it out of my head and thought maybe you could do something with it. Obviously, no worries of not, just happy that I can share the Arthur Pym obsession with someone 🫣
Of course that i’m still into Athur!! and omg anon, i’m speechless, that’s a whole fic in an ask 😳 i absolutely love that plot, it’s perfect like that, but i can do a little drabble with it for sure 💗
You hate these type of family reunions every month. Your siblings are insufferable, always fighting and complaining about everything. And your father? well, he’s the same asshole you’ve known.
If you could trade families, you would.
So you just lean back on your chair, listening to their discussion as background noise, because your attention is really not on them… it’s on Arthur.
He’s standing on the other side of the large table, with a serious expression on his face that you can’t read. But he notices. He can feel your eyes roaming on him, on his blue eyes, his black suit, his tie that you love to pull and those black gloves that have touched every inch of your body.
And he doesn’t say a thing. He does not want to risk whatever is going on between you.
You, on the other hand, let your mind run free while clenching you thighs together, remembering when you kissed him for the first time a few months ago when he was furious at you. Or that one time where he fucked you in his office and madeleine almost caught you. Or last night, when you got to have him with his face buried on your pussy, sucking your clit so good that you almost screamed his name.
What would happen if you father knew that you’re fucking the family lawyer? the man he trusts the most? someone who is more than forty years old than you? he would be absolutely mad and disappointed.
But you don’t care at this point. You’re sick of everything.
Maybe you should cause more drama and tell everyone that you and Arthur have been fucking for months.
Maybe you should get up and shout at Roderick Usher that you choke on Arthur’s cock almost everyday….
#i hope you like it cuz i have no idea of what the hell i just did lmaooo#arthur pym x reader#arthur pym smut#the fall of the house of usher smut#mark hamill smut
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The Fall of a Star
Warnings: Gore, character death, decapitation, talk of puke
Media: The Fall of the House of Usher (2023)
Characters: Rodrick Usher, Mavis Usher(OC)
AN: Yeah so uh, I made an OC for TFotHoU and I thought "What better way to put them out in the world than to write their death scene?" so here that is :]
A loud snap echos through the theater and a hiss comes over the mic, cutting through the generic instrumental like a knife. The audience goes silent with shock, before a few begin to clap at the excellent special effects and the rest follow suit. Everyone knew Mavis was taking her performances in a new direction but no one had expected such a dramatic shift. The clapping fades as people settle back into their seats, waiting for the big reveal.
But it doesn't come.
Personnel rush on stage, and before anyone can react a girl in the front row screams. People jump to their feet, screaming and crying out as they bang on the doors, finally pushing them open to the hallway outside. Its a stampede, true chaos. Someone slips on vomit and gets trampled, tripping others and leading them to a similar fate. The room's air is permeated with the hot, rich smell of iron as the last leave the grizzly scene.
When paramedics arrive they find Rodrick Usher, one of the richest most powerful men in the world, crumpled to the ground in front of the decapitated head of his youngest. "The staff, they said the harness was fail-proof! They promised..." he chokes out, trailing off and falling silent once more. Blood drips from her nose, and her pupils are blown wide as she stares blankly up into his eyes. Her eyebrows are knit together in fear, and her mouth is open in a silent scream, never to be heard by the living again.
AN: Yeah so this is a drabble, and I have way more in terms of idea for this character and theres way more context to her death, but this is what I want to write for now since I feel its a strong intro. Thanks for reading and feel free to like or just generally interact if you wanna see more abt this character :] hope you enjoyed
(also I only beta read briefly so sorry if its rough)
#the fall of the house of usher#rodrick usher#the fall of the house of usher oc#tfothou oc#tfothou fic#gore tw#puke tw#vomit tw#death tw#tw decapitated head
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