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#random thoughts about spiders
marie-was-a-cherub · 29 days
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Spiders are adorable!
all they want is peace... but they cant find it anywhere because people dont know how to leave them tf alone!
They don't just make webs! no! they make art!
also if your known to be antsy with spiders, dont keep reading but if you are a spider lover, go on ahead, darling~
If Charlotte's Web didn't teach you anything...your missing out bestie.
But I mean...the chicks are vicious cause they js want a snack... I mean if a male looks into a waterdroplet and goes "mmn the ladies wont be able to resist this~" and im thinking of one of two things when i say this
he is an absolute giga chad of a spider
and
2. he knows he will get snatched and decapitated before he even gets in that badussy(or whatever you wanna call it)
ANYWAYSSS yeah! thas it, I just wanted to rant...you can igore this but um yes. thats it imm done, you can keep scrolling if you'd like.
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Crime that I can't marry my followers to each other, these two have done nothing but act like the most smitten husbands ever and I can't wed them together?! Smh my fucking head
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iamnmbr3 · 9 months
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the moment when you realize an ai would've written a better larry show than mike waldron bc an ai would've been trained on previous loki content and thus, unlike mike, would've actually watched the films
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idk-bruh-20 · 2 years
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The scene in NWH with the cops
Just thinking about how Marvel having MJ and May yell "DON'T SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER" while demonstrating the manipulation tactics that police use in casual conversation with Ned to get folks to self-incriminate - in one of the biggest movies of all time which was viewed by 20 million people in America on the first weekend alone - was very cash money of them actually
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quibbs126 · 11 months
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Spider lilies would make a neat idea for a Cookie, given their connection with death, as well as the whole spider thing you could do
Or maybe make into a costume for either White Lily or Dark Enchantress (or I suppose even Blue Lily)
Edit: so more stuff about spider lilies, I’m specifically talking about red spider lilies, white ones have a completely different symbolism. The red ones symbolize death and goodbyes, while the white ones seem to symbolize new beginnings, as well as other positive things like innocence and nature
The reason for red spider lilies’ association with death is that in Japan, they’d plant the flowers around graves and cemeteries since the flowers were poisonous and would make sure the graves were undisturbed
Also they apparently bloom in autumn and also the flowers grow in before leaves do (or at least before the leaves fully grow)
I just wanted to add the things I learned too
Also might as well add a picture of it
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chishiyas-wig · 2 years
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hi besties today my brain is just straight up BLANK so i have nothing to say
anyways. did you know that male seahorses give birth. and that some people think you can't walk backwards on stairs BUT ACTYALLY YOU CAN bc if you face forward going up the stairs and go backwards you're going down instead which is proving this theory wrong. also why are people scared of spiders. my friend has a toy spider that has cancer but dw it's currently under treatment. now another thing. why don't people like oranges. like why >:( n e ways-
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stalactites · 2 years
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everyone's favorite part of the halloween franchise: the maskless tortured romantic interest sadboy killer
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sysig · 1 year
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I finally set my last notebook to rest, so it’s time for a new one (Patreon)
#Doodles#It took a long time! Having three concurrent notebooks at a time will do that#I'm used to only having two at a time but I think three is going to become my new regular#One for sketches - studies and random concepts and scribbly comics to be cleaned up in SAI at a later time#One for more finished paper art - not necessarily Fancy but lineless y'know lol a bit more proper as far as I'm concerned#And then a true free for all lol anything allowed! Basically a stream-of-consciousness captured to page#For now I've got the latter two covered I'm currently vetting the slightly-more-focused lined notebook#It was from a bit ago and I was being silly at the time haha but the first one is from a new brand I'm testing out#It feels good! It's grippy but not in a scratchy way and it accepts graphite and pigment well#I haven't tested pen bleed yet tho that'll be next on my list#The second is an old standby - not my favourite but one that is very easy to acquire and I know what to expect of it#It's also the same as my free-for-all notebook but that's really neither here nor there lol - I'm not likely to mix them up#The only thing I've really noticed so far is the new brand takes a bit more cleaning because its margin line bleeds a bit more than normal#It's not bad but I can see it getting annoying - pros and cons#The second two are just normal sona thoughts#I miss my spider. I've looked out at where I buried them every day since but it feels more manageable#It feels more approachable like I'll be able to talk about it with the sellers when we're able to go to see them#I do hope they don't think less of me for it...#And then the last haha - my Vargas immunity is currently basically zero so any outside mention of them is overwhelming#I got about three lines into a fic and had to stop lol - I still really want to read it! I just don't trust my brain with it right now#As if I still don't think about them all the time lol ♪#Plus now I have my hammock again (♥!!!!) so I've got my reading spot back!#Reading never felt so good <3 <3
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albums need to have Guys more often
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softgrungeprophet · 1 year
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ah yes mr trebek i will take "plot twists ~no one saw coming~ because they don't make sense and are stupid" for $500 lmao
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adrialae · 2 years
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so i got jiang man on my alt and not only is she pretty holy fuck she’s cracked
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attackradish · 2 years
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Thinking about last night’s Horrible Nightmare, and now that I’m not dealing with The Horrors face to face there’s actually some silver linings here. Like how one of the things I wanted to do to escape said Horrors was to message my friends.
And there’s just something cool about feeling so safe with my friends that I dream about it is nice. This has to be a sign of good mental health right? Bad things are happening but you know who my subconscious trusts? Them.
Also got to see my dead dog again which was fun. She only shows up in nightmares and it’s always the Main Problem, but it’s nice seeing her. She’s not the Horror, the horror is that she’s been brought back by unnatural means and the resulting problems.
#Vent.tw#So I got in a fight with my parents ok?#And they don’t just send me to my room. They send two of our former goats down with me. Tucker and Harry#Harry kinda disappears after a while because I’m distracted by Tucker. Who’s shedding every time he moves#Coarse hairs everywhere. There’s practically clouds of the stuff coming off of him#And it’s a Bad Texture so I want him gone. Then my parents come back for the goats and ask where Harry is.#We can’t find Harry anywhere so we go outside. And my dog is there#I take photos of her because she’s supposed to be dead and IDK how much longer I’ll get to see her.#She’s still old and stiff but she’s happy. And we follow her along this rope bridge to a hotel in a tree#Go into the elevator and on the second floor is my whole family gathered along the walls (they went first)#There is a giant glowing red pentagram in the middle of the floor.#The devil is standing against the far wall behind a table with the missing goat. And informs me he’s raised my dog from the dead#And if I want the goat back I have to kill her again.#So I thought for a while and realized I didn’t really care about the goat and I’d rather my dead dog stays alive#And then the devil says sure and tries to leave with both the goat and some random toddler. But we get the toddler back#Because she wasn’t part of the deal and we grabbed her from him before he left#And then I go down the hotel hallway and hide in the bathroom and try to message my friends for help#But I can’t think of any of them who aren’t performing witchcraft on a regular basis. Except for maybe Alex#And then the devil (who was dead. IDK how but he died) comes back to life in the body of a squashed spider.#So I try squashing it again and run for help. And then wake up#Awful. Don’t recommend 1/10
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annoying--moth · 6 days
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I wonder if it's possible to teach a whole class with only memes
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daeluin · 5 months
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absolutely devastating! local man wants to live his druidistic dream, turns out he's allergic to half the plants in his backyard
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My camera roll is full of pets. Not just mine my friends too. Whoever has sent me a picture of their pet I have it in my camera roll now.
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