a menace to ebay vendors everywhere

Part...2!!

ya my first post can be gabriel in the dress :thumbsup:

Me before completing the forest temple: okay I get that ocarina of time is fun and nostalgic for people but it’s a bit of a stretch to call it one of the greatest video games of all time

Me after completing the forest temple: By revealing that Link is not a Kokiri, but a Hylian, the game effectively strips him of his humble origins amongst a group of people that already fail to recognize him in his adult form. Thus, kokiri village instantly becomes a location that is no longer Link’s home in any sense, exacerbated by the fact that the game now loads up in the temple of time instead of Link’s bedroom— he is a stranger in the only place that has ever been familiar to him and he is depressingly reduced to his destiny alone. However, the subsequent introduction of the time travel mechanic, which allows the player to travel from the horrific apocalyptic future back to the idyllic past of Link’s childhood, gives new meaning to the idea of this “destiny”. In effect, Link is not a stock “chosen one”, but a protagonist who consciously decides to fight onwards. Link’s dual existence as a child who knows the grim future and as an adult who was powerless to stop disaster gives a sort of desperation to his character, because while it brings the player relief to revisit the Castle Town that is populated by cheerful villagers instead of lurking zombies, the story can only be progressed through the acknowledgement of reality — the decision to make those seven years pass again. Therefore, both the player and Link as a character must be proactive in their heroism and make the conscious choice to struggle onwards despite the darkness that permeates—

cringetober day 16: objecthead

yeah, i don't really know what anybody else expected.

Vash and Chronica's terrible sibling game night

Tumblr pixelated three of these to shit but whatever I DID IT!

I love to imagine that Rauru is watching over us while we do the shrines and is like “ah yes the enrichment i set up for the future hero is going perfectly” as Link mows down constructs naked with his car held together by super glue

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ck

Value Village this week was disappointingly nondescript but I did find:

Iridescent shoes that were two sizes too small but I still tried to jam my feet into them before coming to terms.

Twilight Fanfic and Twilight Fanfic Fanfic.

A print of Rembrandt's Night Watch that has, ironically, spent far too much time in the sun.

Pretty sure this is the ghost from the Sallie House.

Anybody need two kg of receipt tape?

Eleven puzzles and I bet not one of them has all its pieces. And if they weren't originally all mixed together in this box they sure are now.

Remembering "The Odyssey" (1997) and when I get to the part of the murder of the suitors there is one thing I loved about that movie:

In the moment when the suitors are trying to bend the bow made by Odysseus and try to pull the string in it. They used their hands and failed but then the movie does something incredible. Odysseus uses his leg to bend it and put the string on it which made me realize;

Maybe that is the reason why no one could bend the bow in the first place. Because it was never about strength at all!

Odysseus was known for his strong arms and his capability with Spear and sword but he was never the strongest man out there. However he was known to be the most cunning. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the principle with which he made his bow as well. Maybe the bow could be bended only if someone put a certain resistance to a specific place of it.

So that's why no one ever bended the dang thing. Odysseus built a freaking puzzle-box-bow!

😂😂😂

Top contender for one of the funniest spider man panels in existence. This is why you shouldn't go through other peoples letters because you'll accidentally see your nephew's wife's lingerie shots and it'll kill you.

I think this should've been their dynamic tbh

WEEPING ROSEMARY is an rpgmaker game, whose DEMO is now FREE and available to download! 

Follow the story of Ophelia as she returns back home, as something unsettling works in the back...

GENRE: Drama, Psychological, Daily Life, Elements of Horror & Creepy, and sliiight hint of Romance

CONTENT WARNING: CG depicting Gore & Upsetting Imagery, Hints of Emotional and Mental Abuse, Mentions of Suicide, Hints of Familial Abuse, Medical Settings ( for those who have fear of it ), Unhealthy Dynamics & Relationships, and Brief Mentions of Sexual Language

Have fun !! [ LINK HERE ]

fun fact; Splatoon themed 3 in one body wash and shampoo exists

Happy birthday Isabeau!!!!

and a bonus small gift from a certain someone...