Time for a new age? I don’t think so 🤨

Oh 🕷️, it’s not your dms that nyms in every night asking for cuddles and so much more

All of these anons out here trying to fight me for my pretty boy? I’ll fight right back, because nym is my number one, I’m the one that fucks them so hard every time they ask, the one that talks so dirty to them that they have to change their boxers, the one that makes them melt every time I get slightly possessive.

🕷️ gimme a call when you’re finally on my level and then we can fight. Until then, you can look but you can’t touch.

The age of hand anon will continue forever

(Before anyone gets mad, I’m playing about and not really being mean)

I-

😵‍💫😵‍💫

I'd like to think I pass for a normal person. That's not all that impressive if you ignore my entire tumblr history and high functioning masking behaviors, hello fellow atypicals. But-

Why in the fresh fluffy hell did I fall for not ONE questionable shop npc

NOT TWO

FOUR. F * * * ING. M E N OF MERCHANTLY MANNERS!!!!! This ain't fair!!! They've all gotta be middle-aged, not rough and grizzled, dad humored, highcollared, crooked smiling, would-sooner-sell-my-soul-for-a-cornchip-than-hug-me SALESMEN?! AM I THAT SOFT HEARTED THAT THE "Please, bud, I do need the money, not cuz I'm poor but cuz it's just how we do business. You're still my pal, but we got deals to do before all that chum stuff continues." WORKS ON ME???? HOW DO I FUNCTION AS AN ADULT, ALONE, WITH THE EMOTIONAL FORTITUDE OF A TICTAC!!!

STOP TRYING TO SELL ME STUFF. I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK Q A Q

dream wip

Me making sure my sweetie pie Arthur has a bath because he deserves it 💕🎀🌸

Arthur: This is the cleanest some parts of me been in weeks! 🤠

Me:

Danse Macabre

[Commission]

thinking about mary shelley (aged 18) giving the creature's first murder victim the same name as her dad

SO I MIGHTVE GOTTEN A BIT INSPIRED BY THIS POST

Hugf…Guh…w..women <<<3 :)

So I’m losing my mind and women are hot (nothing new) but ANYWAYS I felt there was a distinct lack of blood covered Donna art or at least I haven’t seen many so I godsdammit will feed myself if necessary.

Viridian besties my beloved

@bitsbug thank you so much this is the best idea ever

💸🐝 oh derek danforth, the terrible man you are… <3

so in honor of pride and gay month:

not to sound cheesy as hell but! idk for the first time in my life i feel secure and proud of my identity and im glad you lot (all 85k) are here w me for it. i hope everyone of you is having a fucking fantastic day, month, year, and so on. even if youre not, it will get better. if you cant come out due to family, or location, or youre just not ready, you deserve to be proud too, even if no one knows. knowing yourself is more important than anyones opinion of you. and if you dont know yourself quite yet? youre still wonderful and valid as well. youll get there somepoint, you have all the time in the world. even if you dont get there, youre still valid and cool as hell. if you are out, whether you show it off, or whether you dont, youre still valid. theres no right way to have pride in being queer, and theres certainly no wrong way either, unless you tear down others.

so, its pride month, 2023, and i know things look like shit, but its bound to get better someday.

stand with your friends and your community, and even if you arent part of it, stand by with us anyway.

id like to thank saph, brad, fennec, and all of you who are cool as hell and are supportive as hell.

be proud of yourself for getting this far.

sincerely,

katya

(a very proud bisexual transman)

TUVOKTOBER Day 2: Lunch Break [Interrupted]

Dresses belong on big hairy men

Also Snude alt for Fake

MDZS x Warrior Cats AU (part 1): That boy can meow!

Names and a huge inspiration credits to @clintbeefwoods!

(part 2)

people need to start understanding that blocking someone is a way to curate your online experience in a mature and healthy way.

it's not a moral or a character failing to block someone.

it's not "aggressive", it's not "bizarre", it's not a "lack of respect", it's not "throwing a fit", it doesn't mean you can't respect different opinions and it doesn't mean you should get "off the internet" to "get some air".

it's simply a 'i don't vibe with your content and don't want to see more from you.'