Who else wants to trade lives with Bobby Hiddleston?

Had a fanfic moment today and rizzed a scream park actor into walking me through a corn maze <3

(It was michael myers. I needed a cold shower when i got home)

I am a free roaming bunny and I will eat your things and cause mischief and if you want to stop me you should:

THE WAY ID RISK IT ALL MOTHER ONE CHANCE PLEASE

from @resident-lover 😝🫶

My brain during this scene....

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

Kiwi have you heard of a vtuber called Haruka Karibu? She hosted a talk session with some of the cast from BG3 and Andrew Wincott was one of them. There was a part where Andrew wanting to be on a leash. Lhckgxkxkxlcylx

♡ Scary Dog Privilege Doodle ♡

ILKKA VILLI as Kim in Kullannuput (2021) S01E04

i love exploring new kinks with derek on j.ai!!

My stepmom met Egon for the first time today and while he was a sweet little gentleman she says to me "wow he's hyper, are you sure you should have him?"

And I'm just like :|

Idk it bummed me out. I sink a lot of time and effort into this dog. I take him to a professional trainer, I walk him five times a day (actual structured walks up and down the street, not just let outside into a yard) not even including game time where we play fetch, I take him to a groomer on a six week schedule just to make sure his nails get cut by someone competent, he sleeps indoors and doesn't even need to be crated anymore.

I feel like I'm doing very well as a dog owner thank you very much. You're going to have to forgive the boy for being excited to meet new people.

HYUNJIN | SBS GAYO DAEJEON

I just want to remind everyone that Hawk actually grabs and squeezes the back of Trap's neck three (3) separate times during this fight, the third being when the celebration is fading to black so I can't grab a cap, which is telling me that at least ONE of them has a kink

I think the comments beautiful older women give me at work might be the death of me

"Oh my, you're a woman after my own heart... Dressing like you expect it to get warm 😉" said to me due to my thin sleeveless dress while snow falls outside

Like ma'am are you trying to kill me

Solomon: So, what do you think? Good idea?

Michael: What do I think? I think humans had the right idea when they invented leashes for people.

if your dog is above knee height for me standing up i dont want that beast around me like if he is big enough his snout can reach my hip or higher fucking keep that thing away from me and on a leash dont you dare „he just wants to play“ me bro i dont want your dog to be able to get saliva on me i dont want to smell his breath and im honestly fucking scared of him jumping on me or worse humping me because dogs sometimes do that! not everyone is scared of being bit some people like myself just think dogs are unpredictable and gross and i hate that dog owners think everyone loves their salivating humping sniffing stinky piece of shit domesticated beast as much as they do i dont! i dont even want to see photos i already know your dog is ugly and i can smell him through the screen. small dogs however 🥰 except pugs because they have instagram influencer face

whose dog is this?