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aballadforbarbatos · 1 year

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satan, upon opening the fridge: uh, why’s this paper bag have “dead dove, do not eat? there’s not even a dead dove in here, just a manuscript?

mc, without looking up: oh, i wrote that. just leave it in there, okay?

*later*

satan: MC, what the FUCK is this story? i think i’m traumatised?? how did you manage to traumatise a DEMON?

mc: well, it said do not eat. i’m writing a sequel with the same warning, wanna read it?

satan, crying: NO

#CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT #do not ask mc why they put it in the fridge #poor satan #he has been traumatised for life #he will never forget this incident #BUT will probably use dddne for other things #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me mc #obey me satan #om! shall we date #om! satan #om! mc #obey me incorrect quotes

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projectbluearcadia · 5 days

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Welcome To The World Of Tomorrow!

Lucifer: Annelie? You're...

Annelie: I'm okay. I'm okay, honey; you don't need to cry.

Annelie hugs Lucifer tighter, and Lucifer wipes at his eyes. Barbatos slumps over.

Barbatos: So it was... that way...

Barbatos' eyes flutter, and he falls unconscious.

Diavolo: What... just happened?

Annelie: ...I think I have an idea.

Lucifer: You... You do?

Annelie: Uh, so... remember how I accidentally took like most of your soul out of you.... y'know, back in that... place?

Lucifer's eyes widen.

Annelie: Yeah... I think I might've.... done that. With maybe some damage control since I took it from three people this time. Maybe a little disproportionately.

Diavolo and Lucifer glance over at Barbatos.

Diavolo: Well... I'm glad.

Diavolo smiles with relief.

Diavolo: Lucifer, take her back home and make sure she gets some rest. I'll take care of things here.

Lucifer: I want to hit him again.

Diavolo: Later. I've never seen you so upset before, and I think you need some time to recover from this. I'm saying this as your friend; I want you to take a few days off at the least. Annelie, don't you think so too?

Annelie sends a brief, malicious glare towards Barbatos.

Annelie: Yeah. Let's go home and split a nice bottle of demonus. We'll listen to your record of Danse Macabre.

Lucifer: ...okay. Anything you want, Annelie.

Lucifer kisses her forehead, her cheek, and then her lips as he hugs her, still squeezing one hand.

[ timeskip ]

Mammon: So, uh... Is nobody gonna ask what happened?

Mammon points at the scene in the living room, where Lucifer is laying on Annelie's lap, his face turned into her stomach. Annelie herself blinks at Mammon slowly, her disconcerting eyes making him shiver as she pets Lucifer's head.

Annelie: Shh, Mammon, stress is bad for the baby

Lucifer: Oh, shut up.

Annelie: I'm kidding; don't get snippy.

Beel: Omgroph guffs worph...

Belphie: Yeah, I agree with Beel. Seriously, I've never seen him act this clingy.

I will continue not to understand how these two comprehend each other.

Annelie covers Lucifer's ears.

Annelie: I kind of almost died in front of him again. So he's been really on edge lately... I can't imagine how traumatizing it was for one of his closest friends to try to kill me while he couldn't do anything.

Mammon: Hold the hell up, what?

Satan: Yeah, what?

Annelie: Just please don't talk about it in front of him; I want to give him some space from the whole shitshow. Fill in Levi and Asmo later when they come downstairs.

Satan: You can't just drop something like that on us and expect us not to ask questions.

Annelie: I wasn't---

Lucifer finally swats at Annelie's hands and sits up, revealing his haggard face.

Lucifer: Barbatos thought she would be better off dead, so he tried to kill her. Apparently, the future he saw with her in it was grim.

The brothers fall silent, and Annelie sighs.

Annelie: We'll take care of it as best we can, just like we always do. Diavolo texted me not too long ago that I nearly killed Barb trying to resurrect myself, so I feel like we're even.

Satan: I have more questions than I started with.

Lucifer: That makes two of us.

Lucifer rubs his face.

Lucifer: Among other things, Annelie clearly awakened some kind of power, which I suspect is a stronger variant of what she already has. Which is a problem, given that according to Barbatos, the vaccine is only effective towards treating surface level symptoms.

Annelie: He could have just been a little delulu, considering he admitted to being romantically attracted to me.

Lucifer: Annelie, you can't pretend to me that you haven't felt something change. Don't coddle me.

Annelie: ...hah... Sorry. I just... I don't want you to be at your wits end because you're worried about me. It's bad enough that you're afflicted with whatever succubus bullshit that makes your love for me border on blind devotion. I want you to worry about you first right now.

Lucifer: ...I will try. That is all I will promise.

Annelie: Fine. Good enough. And anyway, I haven't really felt much of a change. Except for a ridiculously strong desire to...

Annelie's face pinkens, and she whispers in Lucifer's ear.

Annelie: ...to see you tied-up, red-faced and begging me in the most obscene way possible for the slightest stimulation.

Lucifer's body shudders, and he clears his throat.

Lucifer: Of course, you didn't have breakfast this morning. I should fix that.

Lucifer takes Annelie by the hand and leads her upstairs while she grins. Satan groans, facepalming.

Satan: Please tell me I'm not the only one who hates it when he makes that euphemism.

#poor satan #baby has to listen to his parents doing that jkjk #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #fanfiction #obey me!#shameless self indulgence #obey me angst #obey me #LuciAnne

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melverie · 5 months

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Fun fact

Nightbringer Satan doesn't yet know that a human's lifespan is so infinitely shorter than that of a demon

That is all :)

#had a good day then i remembered this again #my poor bbg #he's going to be DEVASTATED once he finds out #anyway don't #don't unlock all of his phone calls #just as a well-meant tip #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan

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devildomwriter · 5 months

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Big Twist

The Celestial Realm was behind it all to finally punish the brothers for betraying their father and the Celestial War

#obey me shall we date #obey me celestial realm #obey me raphael #y’all poor Raphael was crying #obey me simeon #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub

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devildomresidentt · 3 months

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Satan Headcanons

(Emotional Lover Boy)

His hair is naturally black like Lucifer’s, but he bleaches and dyes it blonde so he doesn't resemble Lucifer

Will and has started a one-man riot when he doesn’t get his way (he’s crazy spoiled by Lucifer)

Don’t let him anywhere near phycological books, he will lock himself in his room for days deciphering and decrypting every single line in the book, you can also expect him to be in there for an extra week if there’s a movie or sequel to the book

Similar to Lucifer, he has a hooked nose

He was born with 6 scars on his back, each scar resembling the placement of each and every one of Lucifer’s Celestial realm wings

Enjoys reading to the younger demons at the Local Devildom Library, sometimes he even brings homemade baked goods to hand out to them

He feels as if his inner wrath and hatred dies down and fades away whenever MC is around, he really does cherish the time he spends with them to the point where he’s overly thrilled every time they choose him over his brothers

Surprisingly good at first person shooter games, he’s always the first person Levi goes to when he needs help completing a level

When he wants MC’s attention, he will go "pspspsps” as if they’re a cat

Randomly comes home with a giant childish grin plastered on his face as he’s covered in dirt and scratch marks, holding nothing but a box of stray cats and kittens

There’s no way in HELL him and Asmo/Belphie aren’t getting absolutely fried during RAD school hours just for shits and giggles

!Other headcanons under the cut!

Lucifer's Ver

Mammon's Ver

Leviathan's Ver

Satan’s Ver ~ You are here

Asmodeus’ Ver

Beelzebub’s Ver

Belphegor’s Ver

#obey me satan #sorry for the amount of Satan Angst </3 #my poor boy #obey me #obey me swd #obey me!#obey me nightbringer #obeyme!#obey me hcs #obey me drabble #obey me angst #lucifer obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me leviathan #obey me belphegor

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crulixto · 10 months

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MC AND MAMMON: *looking and grinnin at each other mischievously*

MAMMON: ya thinkin’ what i’m thinking human?

SATAN, walking by: you can think?

#poor guy lmao #obey me swd #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me nightbringer #obeyme satan #obey me mammon

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littlestardescendants · 19 days

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Guys be real with me because it's gonna bother me all day/week-

Because I feel like Satan and Mammon got it in the bag for best Step Daddy for Munira but I can't tell if thats my bias ngl (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

#what in hell is bad #whb #whb mc #what in hell is bad mc #what in hell is bad satan #whb satan #what in hell is bad mammon #whb mammon #what in hell is bad leviathan #whb leviathan #what in hell is bad beelzebub #whb beelzebub #I will accept thesis statements on this #Poor Munira she didnt even want a demon daddy

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apoorhuman · 1 year

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Simeon: oh MC what do you have there?

Mc: *holding a lucifer shaped stress ball* oh just some present for satan

Simeon: oh..

Back in HOL

Mc: *holding the stress ball behind their back* hey Satan, I have a present for you *smiling*

Satan: *raised an eyebrow* for what occasion?

Mc: why not right? *smirking*

Mc: *shows Satan the stress ball and gave it to him* ta-da!!

Satan: *blinking and staring at the stress ball* oh? *smirking* oh..... (In a mischievous way)

Some time later in Lucifer's office

Lucifer: come in *sees Satan* ? What do you want Satan? If you're going to prank me it-

Satan: *shows Lucifer the stress ball and starts squishing it until it burst open*

Lucifer: .....

Lucifer: did you mean that as a threat or what? Because if you do it doesn't work

Satan: at least it makes my anger away *immediately gets out of Lucifer's office*

Lucifer: *sigh* seriously is he on his rebellious phase? *gets up of his chair but suddenly cracks his back* (old man lol)

Lucifer: AGHH!!

#poor old man luci 😓#obey me #obey me mc #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #obey me nightbringer #obey me fluff #obey me satan #simeon obey me #obey me funny #obey me sheep mc #obey me shenanigans #obey me shitpost

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im-livvy-the-fallen-leaf · 2 months

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To add from my last post. (I'm so sorry it took so long:( I'm trying my best to get it to you guys as soon as possible)

Yandere obey me when MC goes to the past

I'm so sorry it took a while. It got deleted as my cousin was messing around and then it wouldn't save .

Warning! This fic contains: blood, yandere stuff, cannibalism and maybe dead dove no clue! But it has disturbing subjects matters

You have been warned

People say rose tinted glasses make red flags look like just normal flags... And now your wondering how many glasses you owed.

You never really thought about how the brothers habits we're.... Let's say a red flag parade.But now you wish you realized you need to disappear and put Houdini to Shame. At first it was nothing big. A few comments from Mammon. Nothing you couldn't handle.

"Hey! Don't be going out ! I'm your first you should be spending time with me!...be grateful that The great Mammon wants to spend time with ya!"

And

"Your just asking for any lower demon to just take ya! "

Then your stuff keept on going missing. It probably wasn't just that stupid, greedy demon who was doing so but he differently was in first place for it!

Then you noticed your few friends from RAD are gone... Like that really nice succubus you were friends with. She was so nice to you always there to help you with anything. You never saw again after you said you were hanging out with her to the brothers! You were the last person to see her alive. You had to hold her funeral. You could bearly keep it together at said funeral. You never cried so hard.

You still keep a picture of her and your friend group hidden in your room. You know dam well if the brothers find it.... You don't want to think about it..

Now you wish you never made that STUPID pact with him or any of them! You couldn't of even go outside without them trying to drag you back in!

Then you saw Mammon killing one of your few friends left... The way their blood dripping making a horrible wet sound as it hit the floor. The way you could see the blood drip out of his mouth! The way he had a stupid grin on his face! You saw the poor demons insides put on display.... The poor demon was still alive! And they looked so scared... You don't blame them...... The way their life was ended by one loud stomp! And you saw the blood splatter every in a certain distance. You threw up.. Like a large amount of throw up... It didn't help you saw that bastards hand grab something.... You don't want to know what. But you then... You heard a loud chomp. And him sallowing...... You saw the insides dangling out of his mouth.... The blood still dripping.. ...

It's been.... You don't even remember..... Since then...

"I'm sorry but you made me do it. Now you have a ugly scar on your once beautiful face... But I still love you!"

You still have have a scar from trying to escape amso....its not even that noticeable from far way but he won't let you live it down! You hate all of those 7 fuckers!

You tried everything! You even used your pacts.. You managed to get away for 2 weeks and back to the human realm before Lucifer found you... You don't even know how! You dyed your hair,changed your name! you changed everything... But you think the pact is way too strong of that....

You took away to many showers after you got brought back.. You still have nightmares about it but you rather die a horrible death then tell them that..you wish that you stayed dead!

So when you got brought back to the past you were actually happy... Because they don't even remember you!! Meaning no more yandere!! You gladly took that deal and ran with it..

However the brothers didn't take it so well.... You escaped their grasp and this time they have no way getting you back!

Lucifer

He is pissed. Not only did he lose his darling. That shady wizard bitch is getting to be all yours! His anger wasn't obvious at first glance due to his pride. But if you look closely you can see how he is inraged. His coal black wings were puffed out like an upset cat. Last time he was this angry he ended up with Satan. He looking for anything that can get you back. And once you do come back he's never letting you out of his sight again. If your able to walk after you go back it's a miracle. All though the Demonus companies are really thankful. They haven't seen so much profit in the start of its production! But at the same time he feels like a failure of an oldest brother. He isn't there for his baby siblings. He feels like a failure of his family. He's watching his siblings ruin themselves. He needs to be strong for them... But he just can't bare the pain of you no longer there. The pain of knowing dam well that you could be hurting and no one is there to wipe away your tears and to pick you up. Just like how you did with his family

Mammon

Oh boy... Where do I start? He is absolutely devastated! His Human, treasure his everything is gone and probably in danger! And you just want him to except that?! (Yes. Yes we do) if he can do anything he will! If Solomon comes back with a single scratch on your perfect body he is going to regret the day his mother had to give birth to him. Mammon is using EVERY connection he has to see if they can help. Before they knew you were in the past he was the first one out the door looking for you. And we all know he isn't going to make the same mistake again. I hope you enjoyed going to the bathroom alone. Because when you get back you NOT having that again. He also is picking up the slack because of Lucifer. Mammon is the second oldest and he CAN NOT deal with the image of his siblings in pain. He cares for them. So even if gets insulted, hit and hissed at by his brothers he doesn't care as long as they aren't upset as much.

Leviathan

He's not very happy. Is all I can really say? But because of his crippling self worth issues he's saying stuff like "of course they wouldn't want to be around a yucky otaku like me" and similar stuff.. It's a little depressive. But don't be fooled if you think he isn't lashing out at everything. He nearly damaged his figures in a fit of rage once. If that doesn't show how upset he is then what does? He is the general of hell's Navy so one wrong comment from a lower demon and their swimming with Lotan

Satan

Avatar of wrath so you can guess how he is dealing with this.. Not very fucking well. He has destroyed so much of the devildom it's common practice for demons to be jumping over creators just to go to school. His room is worse for wear. It looks like a war happened in there. He is reading every single book he can about this subject so he can get you back faster but every dead end only leads to a ruined building. However most of his wrath also steams from the fact he knows how he was back then. He's worried that he will hurt you. All though he harsh with punishments he isn't very found of the idea of you getting killed by his wrath

Asmo

Asmo isn't recognizable. At all. His hair is greasy from not showering or bathing for long times.. His eyes red and puffy for crying his eyes out, lips cracked from not drinking water. He spends most of his time sleeping. He didn't get how belphi could sleep all the time but now he does. All mirrors are broken in the house. He couldn't stand seeing himself in the mirror. Not only are you gone ( he thinks your scared without them and crying without them to which your definitely not. You celebrated the second you were free) but so is Solomon! And no one other then him is there for you! That Shady sorcerer.. What if you get a scar! What if you don't drink water? (The call is coming from inside the house I swear-) what if a stupid lust demon tries to take you?! Their scent on you definitely is gone by now! He has his good days though! If he realized that you could be back soon he has to look the best! So he washed his hair and everything else, did a face mask his daily routine and put a lot of chap stick on. Just in case you're back at that day! It usually lasts for a week until he gets upset.

Beelzebub

Beel is trying to keep his family together. He's trying his very best. But he just can't always do so. He's the protector of this family. He always has been but he doesn't feel like he should anymore.. After all not only did he failed to protect Lilith. He couldn't even protect you! He I'd having nightmares after nightmares about his failures of not protecting his family to the point belphegor often goes to his beloved twin's dreams to try to put a good dream in his mind. His appetite is all over the place! One day he eats everything like normal then the next day he can't actually eat anything. It worries his other siblings. Another thing is he keeps food for you just in case you're back. He has no clue if your eating correctly! Your way from the people who protect you. Your probably so scared! (Your really not-) so he keeps food he just in case for you. No one is allowed to throw it away though... So when or IF you come back ignore the moldy rotten food. You know during the early lessons while belphi was in the attic? It's like that. Demons are pact animals pretty much and beel is the biggest family man know to man. So he was destroyed and don't get me started how he feels thinking that if he was just there with you, you would be safe and there with them. You know when you called for Beelzebub in the past because of the apples he felt that but not 100% . He felt you call for him to help you. He didn't know if he actually did in the past. He has no clue if you got hurt because HE wasn't there for you. He wasn't there to pick you up and save you

Belphegor

He is PISSED to say the least. Not only did you get out if their grasp there's no guarantee that your coming back let alone safe! The one day they let you lock yourself in your room and didn't join you is the time you were taken away by someone. That is NEVER happing again. Hope you enjoyed having a door because that is coming straight off. His sleep schedule is so off wack. One day he sleeps for 23 hours and only getting up because Beel is making him eat. Beel be dammed if he loses another loved one. But the next 3 days he isn't sleeping. He is only sleeping when beel put sleeping pills in his food. Belphi is now never leaving Beel's side. Not like Beel was letting him leave longer than 30 minutes. Belphi isn't very found of the idea that your in the past for MANY reasons but one main one is because the simple fact. You went to the past where Lilith's death was fresh. His hate for humans were so strong. He already killed you once he doesn't want to lose you again.

While all this is happening your living the life that the brothers ripped away from you. So when your looking for books about Nightbringer and when Mammon freaks out... All you get are flashbacks. You feel the pain of the brothers keeping your away from everything and everyone. The pain of knowing if you left the family alone you wouldn't of been hurting... You wouldn't of had to buried your friends bodies... You wouldn't of had to cry at a locked door begging to be let out. Only for an hour in the human realm... You missed your family... All that comes back and you can't hold it anymore. You sob your eyes out. Your crying on the floor as everyone fights... Because you know if you stay any longer it will happen again.. "To hell to this family! FUCK THIS FAMILY! LET THEM DEAL WITH THEIR OWN SHIT!" Is what your mind is yelling at you as you hold your arm. This family will be the death of you... Not like they will let you die...

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nerdy-talks · 8 months

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Obey Me! Nightbringer Lesson 22 Spoilers!

Mammon has been my favorite brother ever since the very first Lesson of OG Obey Me!

I've also been a HUGE fan of Mammon's greedy behavior towards us probably because I like yanderes so much lol

But wow.... The newest Lesson in Obey Me! Nightbringer actually had me feeling.... apprehensive? Unsure?? Scared??? Horny?!?!

Aww... Beel 💙 (don't be so sure~ lol)

Mammon is aggressively possessive. Dangerously possessive. He's not thinking clearly.

I don't blame him since his sin is obviously taking over and he is unable to control himself. But....

If the same thing is gonna happen with the rest of the boys, we better buckle up and hold on tight!

Personally, I feel like I'd be able to handle Mammon, Levi, and Belphie. Possibly even Satan since I can understand his wrath/rage (though I might just be way too overconfident there).

But Lucifer, Asmo, and Beel?

Asmo will be trying to fuck seduce us nonstop. Beel may possibly try to devour us.

And Lucifer's overflowing pride will probably mean that he will view any help that we try to offer him as us, a "lowly human", underestimating and patronizing him... which will severely piss him off.

I'm hoping all of this means that we will start forging pacts with the brothers along the way/as we help each of them.

Because if not... We're screwed considering our magic currently isn't working and Solomon's magic is progressively getting weaker.

At this point, I can't wait for the next lesson. I want to know what happens next, I want to see how we're gonna save Mammon. I want the entire story all at once even though that's not possible.... I'm just impatient xD

#it was nice to see Little D. again!#Barbatos was looking fine~ 👀#I'm also super curious to learn more about Nightbringer #Levi saving us made my heart go doki doki 💙#Asmo defending us was cute #Satan being so happy in the library was adorable too!#poor Mammon though #I will forever be obsessed with this game lol #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me nightbringer #obey me nightbringer lesson 22 #obey me nightbringer lesson 22 spoilers

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ship-garbage-pile · 5 months

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Moment they confirmed that Mystique and Destiny had a baby together, giving birth to Kurt. There have been a strange subset of people who go, "what about Azael??" the demon guy, you want kurts dad to be a niche devil character? instead of the far more compelling parentage that stems from Mystique and Destiny? you gotta be kidding me.

#kurt wagner #nightcrawler #it's just weird to me because like isn't the whole point of Nightcrawler is that he may look like a devil but he's actually just a mutant #the whole crux if his character? his emotional arc? by making his dad literally satan then it just confirms peoples hatered for him #people would have a reason to hate poor kurt for lookin like the devil if his dads the devil!!

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