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cowplant-pizza · 4 months
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did only MCCC need updating for the Rent expansion????????? or am i trippin
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tastesousweet · 14 days
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⭒ blurb : calling hamzah your “friend”
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bf!hamzah x poc!reader
summary : headcannons/blurb based on the tiktok trend of calling your partner “friend”
mickey speaks : since ppl really liked my first lil blurb imma just play out all my tt fantasies with our fake bf :D also pls send me any hamzah reqs my brain is very empty lmfao!!!!
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you prop your phone up against the vase of flowers on your dining room table, capturing both you and hamzah in frame.
“guysss!! look my friend brought me takeout hibachi for dinner tonight!” you squeal and lift the styrofoam box to show off your meal.
hamzah doesn’t catch it the first time, he’s honestly tweaking because he stopped to get you both dinner right after the gym.
he feels starved but maintains composure and a smile for your tiktok bit
“i just got the basic fried rice, veggies, and chicken. i think my friend got the same, hamzah what’d you get?”
his eyebrows pinch in confusion for a second, “uh yeah, i got the same as you.”
“okay first bites! i’ll have my friend go first” you can’t help but smile when you grab the phone and start to record hamzah, but he’s paused holding his fork in the air.
“why do you keep saying that?” he softly asks through a laugh.
“what?”
“callin’ me your friend?”
“are we not friends...?" "i mean yeah sure but like not just that?" "you're confusing me, just take your bite please we’re gonna run out of time on this”
he nods his head compliantly and exaggerates a hum of “mmm!” after his bite before taking your phone to film yours.
“okay friend, your turn!” he loudly mocks with a wide grin.
you try not to laugh while taking a bite yourself
“it's actually so good, i needed this right now.”
you now record the both of you, “okay my friend and i are gonna finish this and then we’ll be back with more bestie activities!”
as soon as you say 'friend' again hamzah leaves the frame to chuckle through the amount of food in his mouth.
“right, best friend?” you urge some more
he swallows and pettily glances from side to side, “where's the best friend at???”
“okay he’s trippin’ but we’ll be back”
you're both in your bathroom now, hamzah reads over the packaging of two sheet face masks while you pull your hair away from your face with a fuzzy cat-eared headband.
"'kay, now we're gonna do these face masks together, because hamzah’s such a good friend!” you hold and rub his arm.
he puffs his lips and closes his eyes in defeat while shaking his head, “stop,” he looks down at you, noticing your headband, “that’s cute,” he flicks one of the cat ears on your headband.
“you look like one of those get ready with me girls; you'd be like,” he mockingly pretends to push his hair back, “���get ready with me to lie on the internet!’”
you laugh with him and add to the joke as well, "get ready with me to kill my boy-friend! my friend!" your eyes widen and you try hide the embarrassment.
hamzah quite literally points and laughs, "look at you! even you know you're a damn lie! girl, get outta here!"
cuts to a clip where it’s just hamzah talking to your phone as he shifts the mask around on his face, “i don’t even know if i’m doin’ this right, bruh.” he looks into the camera, “oh hell nah, i look crazy!”
“it feels so weird…” he taps at the slick, cold mask some more before coming close to the camera again, “guys im having a fucking identity crisis. why’s my girlfriend gaslighting me right now?"
“like, i didn’t even know that girls knew how to do that…comment down below right now and give me tips on how to understand women.”
“okay i found one, look how cute!” you’re back and holding another fuzzy headband with a bow in the middle.
hamzah laughs, “i love you, but im not wearing that.”
in the next clip of course he’s wearing it, “aw don't we look so cute?”
finally cuts to a clip of you later that night throwing yourself next to him in bed and flipping the camera to record him as he plays candy crush, curled under the comforter. “hi babbyyyyy! i was joking about the friend thing i know you’re my boyfriend.”
“i know you know i’m your boyfriend,” he distractedly mumbles, laying on his side while continuing to move his thumb around his phone screen.
you flip the camera once more as you wrap an arm around him and squish your face on top of his hooded head. he looks into the camera and smirks to himself when he sees your sweet face.
he sticks his tongue out obnoxiously, yells “goodnight vlog!!!” and covers your phone's camera with his hand forcing a loud cackle out of you.
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eyeheartboobiez · 9 months
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-> ����𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗈𝖽𝖽 𝗑 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋
-> 𝗌𝗈𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝗆𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖺 𝖺𝗎!
-> 𝖺/𝗇: 𝗇𝗈 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖺 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌. 𝗂𝗍 𝗉𝗈𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾.. 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗂 𝗋𝖾𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗌 “𝖼𝖺𝗇’𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗀𝗈” 𝖻𝗒 𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾 <3
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THIS JUST IN: Gotham’s resident bad boy Jason Todd-Wayne and award winning singer Y/N Y/LN were found together at Malibu Beach!
Just this past weekend, the two were spotted looking very comfortable with each other down in Malibu, California. While it’s no secret that the Waynes like to travel to their beach house once in a while, fans were surely surprised to find the second eldest of the Wayne children spending time at the Y/LN residence.
Jason Todd, notorious for his "you only live once" lifestyle, has yet to be seen in any serious relationship since he broke things off with his ex-girlfriend, Artemis Grace. The self proclaimed ‘Red Hood’ of Gotham was spending time with the rest of the Wayne family, when the singer made a surprise appearance at their annual yacht party hosted by the eldest son, Dick Grayson.
Although it’s no surprise for celebrities to be present at such an exclusive event, sources say that both Todd and Y/LN were seen leaving together!!!
Months earlier, however, fans were already speculating Y/N’s relationship status when she dropped her latest single Can't Let Go. With lyrics like "I never knew real love till you were mine" and "You make me feel so real", it was easy for dating rumors to begin surrounding the artist.
Neither of the two have released statements regarding the pictures, though fans are already making it known how happy they are for the both of them (regardless of whether they’re official or not)!
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user1: I KNOW YALL SEE THAT HAND!!
user2: ur literally glowing omg
user3: miss mam who’s hand is that in that third pic?🤨☝️
user4: am i trippin or is that second picture from the wayne’s boat🧍‍♂️
⤷ user1: PLS I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
user5: yall are busy talking about the hand while im tryna figure out where she got that ice cream from😭😭shit look good asl
user6: love the new album queen <33
user7: Y/N I KNOW YOU SEE US🗣️🗣️
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that’s all i got for now. hope you enjoyed🫶🏿
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circinuus · 1 year
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(not bsd/genshin)
HELLO ARE YOU KIDDING ME SUZUME NO TOJIMARI IS CRAZY GOOD WHAT
if you haven't watched please DO NOT CLICK READ MORE, TRUST ME it contains heavy spoilers i need a place to ramble pls feel free to ignore hshs
first of all please don't look at me weird just because the trailer showed suzume kissing a chair lmao i promise it's actually cute trust me
secomd of all i wasn't lying about the graphics and cinematography. that part where suzume and souta closes the first door? then it cuts to the title screen with the main theme echoing? goosebumps. i regretted talking during that part.
and that last part in the ever-after? yk this is good when it reminds you to howl and sophie under the stars. and souta hugging suzume saying, "i'll meet you again"? then suzume and souta meets again in the exact manner they first met? i see the makoto shinkai has a style and im loving it lmao.
another personal favorite, suzume saying, "i want to try too!" and souta going, "suzume wa dame da!" man's nervous getting sat on by a girl, i mean valid man💀 but you're a chair so that's that /lh
also i love how theres a lot of theme going on: found family, lost family, grievance, acceptance, serendipity, sacrifice, love, compassion, the cycle of life. i didn't exactly cry but i have a feeling i will if i try hard enough lmaoo suzume and souta are so dear to me, and serizawa and tamaki and everyone, they're good ppl :')
some things i'm still mulling about though,
didn't suzume said, "mr. good-looking man, i feel like we've before?" then went, "oh shoot, i sound like i'm shooting my shot." this makes me wonder if suzume is really having that sense of deja-vu bevause otherwise, why would she ditch school and go look for some handsome man who asked her for directions? what i'm curious about is what suzume is actually feeling that time. deja-vu? deja-vu from where? either i'm trippin here or i was just not paying attention loll
mortals won't be able to cross the door to the ever-after. but smol-suzume can do that, and the big-suzume can do that via the same door. is it because her desire to find the person on the other side of the door so strong?
all in all it was a good movie. if someone makes an AU out of this i'm gonna eat that up 😩 lol imagine chuuya or kunikida being cursed to a chair by an ability or the like, and they're just frantically pattering around as we (or dazai, obvsly) get ourselves in danger 24/7 in trying to lift the curse.
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n1cholaswang · 2 years
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P1HARMONY AS DRUGS
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description: self explanatory. piwon members as drugs ive done before. for legal reasons, this is a joke and i have never done a drug in my life
a/n: THIS IS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES (and a filler post). DONT TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.
THEO as ALCOHOL
• dangerous.
• do not let this man drive
• y'all will NOT make it home
• he just comes off as a drinker to me
• the park jimin of p1harmony
• give him 2 shots of whatever and bro will be the life of the party
• im talkin like ... twerkin, pole dancin, stripin in the club, flirtin with anybody and anything
• even inanimate objects 😕
• if y'all been drunk before, yk damn well y'all be trippin over anything and laughin your ass off
• y'all remember that live with keeho when he beat bro tf up?
• that's him drunk but 20 times worse.
• steer clear of drunk theo.
KEEHO as EDIBLES
• chill
• best music taste in p1h
• funny asl and for what
• ooh but don't leave bro alone in your kitchen
• he gon cook up the most random thing
• but you BEST BELIEVE it's smackin.
• watch a movie with him and y'all would be pausin it every two seconds cause you can't read the subtitles fast enough
• i was gonna just put straight bud instead of an edible but nah
• keeho gives me "made edibles for a living pre-korea" vibes
• keeho 🤝 vernon
• they prolly both sold edibles out the garage for some cash
JIUNG as WEED
• fellow stoners, just imagine this with me.
• driving late at night with jiung, smoking blunt after blunt, blasting music, laughing at each other's jokes, going to eat out when y'all get hungry, giving each other guns at traffic lights, a lil messy wet kisses while blowing smoke into each other's mouths <3333
• lord gimme a jiung.
• idk
• i can't explain it but jiung as weed just makes sense
• the chillest of chill
• literally will let anything slide
• even if you murder somebody in his living room
• "it's cool, we'll clean it up"
• god i love him.
• will make you fall in love with music fr.
• best music taste pt 2
• ugh and ik he can roll well and fast 😩
• I WANT HIM SO BAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTAK as OXYCONTIN
• now i've only done this once
• and it was while i was high off bud too so bare with me
• chill pt 2
• but in a chaotic way ????
• will talk your goddamn ear off about the most random things
• im not kidding.
• he will talk about what he did on november 6, 2008 even if he don't remember fully
• you wanna know his life story?
• give this man an oxy and LORD you will feel like YOU raised him
• oversharing.
• so. much. oversharing.
• he's cute tho so we'll let it happen
• watching youtube until y'all fall asleep 🫶
SOUL as COCAINE
• ...
• don't y'all EVER give lil shosho a bump.
• he will be bouncin and dancin off the walls.
• talkin your ear off pt 2
• but in japanese
• he don't care if you know the language or not
• bitch you gon listen to what he has to say 👿
• twerking machine.
• like stop him please.
• too much ass
• and he be throwin that shit in a circle
• like OKAY NEPHEW I SEE YOU
• but also pls stop too much energy
• will talk to you and tell you about his memories like he was japan's el chapo
• like,,, "yeah i stole a pen from a bank then stabbed that pen into someone's backpack because they told me i was stupid"
• ... okay lil psycho
• you do what you want babe <3
JONGSEOB as WEED + COKE
• i've only had this combo like,, thrice ???
• and bro.
• it's the most jongseob experience ever
• i remembered everything from my childhood 💀
• nah but fr
• jongseob as the combination of both bud and soft is also dangerous
• but not theo-putting-your-life-in-danger dangerous
• im talkin,,, like
• brent faiyaz dangerous
• y'all would smoke a blunt, do a bump them smoke another blunt like it's all normal
• he'll tell you just about anything
• he's one of those talkative people off coke
• sharing his experience training at yg compared to training at fnc
• working with the trainees at yg compared to working with the trainees at fnc and his current members
• fanboying over newt <33333.
• talkin on and on about his passion for music, while playing music
• specifically brent faiyaz cause ik his smokin playlist is fire.
• doin bumps with j cole playin 😻
• "the qualities that make up the people who listen to my music are like... empathetic narcissism, attention to detail, over indulgent personality when it comes to... sex and drugs and... if you don't get it, you don't get it. but if you get it, it's cause you livin"
• and he lives by that brent faiyaz quote.
• trippin tf out over asap rocky's lsd mv 💀
• "i know im folded but... 😦"
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godheadjones · 2 years
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riverdale infodump pls? 👉👈
okay. this is gonna be wild knife
we start off with the murder of jason blossom. whodunit? no one knows. jughead, our narrator, writes from his booth in the only diner in town, pops. shit happens. veronica comes to town and hits on archie a few time before they move from closest fucking to being in a relationship. archie struggles with his feels for betty and they immediately disappear as soon as veronica closest fucks him. this is one episode. more shit happens this season, like the revelation of the blossom/cooper family incest, cheryl calling archies dad a dilf as a not-yet-lesbian, betty and jughead start dating, jughead hates his birthday, sticky maples and clifford blossom hangs himself just after his daughter tries to kill herself. cliffored is revealed as being the killer cause jason said "no! im not taking over your maple syrup buisness which is actually a cover for heroin business" blah blah. shit happens in this town then archies dad gets shot in pops and even more shit happens. archie, without his drivers license but with an undiagnosed hero complex rushes his father to the hospital. everyone comes and is worried and theirs heart to heart and cheryl burns down her house. why not. new killer: the black hood. and he wants to purge riverdale of sinners. now theres a new drug dealer, the sugarman, who sells jingle jangle to the kids of southside high, where jughead attends school now with his foster family. another big bad rolls into town and his name is hiram lodge. hiram is hiram forever, we chant as veronica kisses his cheek in the dark. more shit happens, then, they think they finally caught the black hood! its a random janitor! haha, the students think, we can return with our life. nope. the janitor really was just a random janitor. at their musical production of carrie, played by cheryl, whos finally realized she gay and is dating southside serpent toni topaz. midge turns up dead in their show and the town is haunted. they hold each other, fuck each other, and interrogate half brother imposters whove come to town. jughead is caught up in drama with southside serpent member penny peabody. he cut off her tatoo cause he joined a gang, hes badass, he has to prove this blah. penny takes over another gang, the ghoulies, and jughead approaches them and is like "just kill me" so they do. or so they think? jugheads alive! jughead besting death 1/? gifset when? anyway hes alive. then betty catches the black hood and its none other than her father! hal how could you. he says bettys speeech at the 75 years jubilee (in season one) inspired him to go shoot shoot shoot. mystery solved! yippee! assembly time then uh oh. hiram lodge has nailed archie for the murder of some guy while archie was at a fuck cabin with bughead (betty and jughead) and veronica. hes going to jail. archies 3 friends try to save him along with his mother, who is a lawyer. good for her! they spend all summer trying to save archie from prison but its all for nought cause archie confesses under threat from hiram. farewell archie andrews. new school year but its weird since archie isnt there. hes teaching other prisoners about the epic highs and lows of high school football. as he does this, the school gets addicted to g&g, which is just d&d on jingle jangle. its all part of a larger scheme of the farm, a secret cult harvesting organs for a dying girl pretending she’s in high school. meanwhile with archie, hes in a wrestling ring for the prison and hes very good at it. he espaces with the help of monica posh, undercover vee lodge. when he does he runs away to hide from hiram with jughead because they are gay. not really both are in straight relationships. archie has kissed men tho. hes on thin ice. hes in canada has some trippin visions of killing himself and its all fun and games until he comes back. turns out the gargoyle king, the second g in g&g is penelope blossom, cheryls homophobic mother along with the help of fake jason blossom (imposter half brother) and the black hood!! gasp!
I can’t believe I’m even saying this. part two will be out soon
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pesterloglog · 4 months
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Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker
Act 6, page 5800-5804
TG: jane jake wants u to pass an apology to dirk for him too
GG: What?
TG: is tru
GG: This is just getting silly.
TG: he wants you both 2 bond over his douchemuffininess
TG: ps douchemuffin was his word not mine
TG: im being hellies impartial about all this
GG: We were already sort of doing that!
TG: oh yeah?
GG: Wait, don't tell him that.
GG: That would be mean spirited.
TG: hold up what are you and dirk saying
GG: Oh nothing.
TG: anything bout me
GG: No!
GG: Just some stuff we should have talked about a long time ago.
TG: gotcha
TG: oh also
TG: he wants me to tell you to give a message to dirk from me too while youre at it
TG: the crocker switchboard is LIGHTING UP today
GG: Why does Jake want you to give Dirk a message through me??
TG: um because hes ridiculous?
GG: Do you actually WANT to say something to Dirk, but can't at the moment?
TG: oh
TG: uh
TG: not really
GG: Hm??
TG: well
TG: idk
GG: Wait, is Dirk not talking to you for some reason?
GG: Is that why Jake suggested going through me?
GG: Good gravy, this is getting complicated.
TG: no
TG: well i mean
TG: maybe he does got a bone 2 pick with me and dont wanna talk
TG: but im not sure
TG: mainly its that i cant bring myself to talk to him
GG: Why not?
TG: cause im a shitty disgrace
TG: and hes probably so ashamed of me he can barely stand being inside the same moon w me at this point
GG: Why would you think that?
TG: because
TG: you heard what he said
TG: about how i fell off the wagon
TG: you could just tell how disappointed he was
TG: and he was right to be
GG: But you weren't in your right state of mind though!
TG: i know
TG: but you said it yourself
TG: about the confessions you made to jake
TG: sure you were trippin balls on a cherub pop
TG: but that really just enabled you to do what you really wanted to do deep down
TG: so whatd i do the moment jake snuck up and owned me with that magic pumpkin?
TG: i was like YO LETS GET SMASHED AT MY PLACE
TG: i hardly wasted a second before giving in
TG: and here i thought i was actually over that
TG: but the second im given the slightest justification to drink again i say fuck it
TG: so it turns out i didnt stop wanting to like i told myself
TG: but that i still wanted to while pretending i didnt per some bogus tough girl act
TG: like i thought i was better than the problem
TG: or more like i thought i was too cool and too strong to admit it was actually really hard
TG: but the truth is i was not strong + cool
TG: i was weak + lame all along
TG: and now dirk knows that too and for some reason letting him down feels like the worst part??
TG: which is equally lame and weak cuz i should care for my own sake not for how it makes a dude see me but it still just really bothers me ???
TG: man
TG: jake again hold pls
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baekhvuns · 2 years
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hi this is the very first time im sending you this. trying my best to stay behind my screen silently reading all your fics while giggling, crying, sobbing, weeping, jumping, twerking and probably throwing up too but i cant hold it back this time.
MISS MAAM BAEK YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BESTEST AUTHOR I HAVE EVER FOUND AND READ MY WHOLE LIFE NGL I JUST WANT TO BUY YOU STARS AS A GRATITUDE FOR WRITING SUCH BEAUTIFUL STORIES AND FOR BEING GIFTED SUCH SEXY BRAIN ILY SO MUCH!!!
im a freaking sucker for bodyguards i need one, i need THE park seonghwa i dont want any random bodyguard but maybe the newbie choi san is cool too i want to marry both- ahem.
lmao this gonna be such a long spazz, i guess? 😭 initial intention was to thank you from the bottom of my heart but then i suddenly remembered about memoir like holy fucking shit I REALLY LOVE THE WAY YOU PORTRAYED YUNHOS JOB LIKE THAT LIKE?!?*?/#/ does anyone get me i just want to scream i really love the way you write you're my idol :((
i have seen some asks about fake marriage wooyoung and yes please im on my knees for it AND ALSO F1 SAN OR I WAS JUST TRIPPIN SEEING THOSE ON YOUR ASKS??????? idk but im looking forward to it that i dont want to get out of my bed all i want to do is stare at my screen and wait for new ff notification from you <3
also, i am slowly getting into writing now and i literally see you as one of my best example in writing and i really admire you for that but the thing is i will get very lazy halfway because of stuck in choosing suitable words for my stories and then i tend to dump them like forever :( so my queen, if you dont mind i would like to ask for any writing tips from you ✨
idk how to end my spazz but ily so much!! thank you for being born, and for writing beautifully just the way your existence be <3
hi omg im yelling stOP, thank u for sending this in btw!! <333
MISS MAAM BAEK YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BESTEST AUTHOR I HAVE EVER FOUND AND READ MY WHOLE LIFE NGL I JUST WANT TO BUY YOU STARS AS A GRATITUDE FOR WRITING SUCH BEAUTIFUL STORIES AND FOR BEING GIFTED SUCH SEXY BRAIN ILY SO MUCH!!!
i had to take my glasses of to read this aND IM FBWMFHWKHDKW SO VERY FBWNFBDJ OVERWHELMED (in a good way) OVER THIS PRAISE IMRBQMJDKWJDKW BESTIE DBDBDH 😭😭😭😭🤚🏼
im a freaking sucker for bodyguards i need one, i need THE park seonghwa i dont want any random bodyguard but maybe the newbie choi san is cool too i want to marry both- ahem. /// lmao this gonna be such a long spazz, i guess? 😭 initial intention was to thank you from the bottom of my heart but then i suddenly remembered about memoir like holy fucking shit I REALLY LOVE THE WAY YOU PORTRAYED YUNHOS JOB LIKE THAT LIKE?!?*?/#/ does anyone get me i just want to scream i really love the way you write you're my idol :((
you want sanhwa both??? poly au??? 👁👁🤚🏼omg no pls i love this long spazz thank u for sending this in im vvv happy i received this,, the energy in this ask >>>> MEMOIRHWHDKWHDD iM BESTIE DONT SAY THAT LAST PART IM 😭😭😭😭😭
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i have seen some asks about fake marriage wooyoung and yes please im on my knees for it AND ALSO F1 SAN OR I WAS JUST TRIPPIN SEEING THOSE ON YOUR ASKS??????? idk but im looking forward to it that i dont want to get out of my bed all i want to do is stare at my screen and wait for new ff notification from you <3
i got you bestie both of them will come soon!!!! YOU DID YES F1 SAN DBDBDB 😭😭😭 that is so sweet <33
also, i am slowly getting into writing now and i literally see you as one of my best example in writing and i really admire you for that but the thing is i will get very lazy halfway because of stuck in choosing suitable words for my stories and then i tend to dump them like forever :( so my queen, if you dont mind i would like to ask for any writing tips from you ✨
omg,,, pLEASE DO SEND YOUR WRITINGS HERE IF YOURE COMFORTABLE !!!!! id love love to read them omf,,, yes ofc sorry this might get a little long but in the tags also, there’s some tips! ill put the tags up as well!
— firstly,,, before starting anything u should make a mood board bc you have a vision of how the fic you’re writing will be like, it helps you generate ideas and all sorts!
— get a good plot! and build your fic around that, whether it be small scenes as fillers or the major ones! for ex : if the plot is etl, you can always make the member a) a bad boy and the y/n the good girl or his forced project partner b) a childhood friend who’s annoying and the y/n who has to deal with him
see now that can spew some ideas in your mind! how in the bad boy, you can make the member beg the yn for work so that they can pass + add their moments where they’re alone studying and how their interaction happens!
always also use time skip to make a pairings moments grow in a short amt of time! for ex : you and yunho started to meet more, from him knocking at your door at one in the morning to the two of you going to restaurants at night to try that one dish yunho begged you to eat.
or how you two kept poking each other’s sides just to mess with one another, in a library or actually be productive and do some work.
ill leave the rest in the tags bc in them all of it is there!
idk how to end my spazz but ily so much!! thank you for being born, and for writing beautifully just the way your existence be <3
thank you so very much !!!!! screaming crying at this entire ask ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
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fic recs!!
posting this because my percynet friends were practically begging me to post this with the pjo hyperlinks haha also featuring ridiculous fangirling comments by yours truly
features fandoms: HP, ACOTAR, PJO, and FMA
features (mainly) ships: drastoria, scorose, elriel, percabeth, jasper, and royai
— harry potter (I’m currently in love with draco x astoria and scorpius x rose)
warmth by littlemissmadness (drastoria oneshot!!! it’s so cute!!! a lil heartbreaking at first but i just - ugh!!!)
amor quod fecimus by jillian bowes (some consecutive drastoria oneshots, very cute!!)
a long time coming by helloimsabrina (drastoria comfort fic :)
finding hope by insertcleverandwittytitlehere (cute drastoria oneshot)
the way you look tonight by you-make-me-wander
shouldn’t by reppad98
blood, war and a touch of love by controlled climb
the dragon and the star maiden by boogum
the kiss thief by boogum
of sunflowers and rainydays by rosescor90 (scorose oneshot!!!!!)
the feeling of vindication by howlsatthemoon
worst of a bad bunch by graeliars (teddy/victoire oneshot fic hehe)
a kiss with a fist by superspy (jily oneshot :)
the smart one by nikkira (scorose oneshot, in which scorpius and rose are lowkey academic rivals; this is pure fluff)
off limits by livetodream (the! cutest! scorose! oneshot!!!)
when you grow up by drcjsnider (scorpius pining after rose? I think y e s)
the unnecessarily racy by anaela loves who (humorous jily oneshot feat. a jealous lily)
— acotar (mostly elriel fanfics sorry lol)
lover by @julesherondalex on tumblr! (an elriel roommates au!! okay but the angst and pining here made me SOB like three times over, 10/10 recommend!)
all of me by julesherondalex (I just love this writing style and there’s so much fluff and pining I cant-)
home in hogwarts by julesherondalex (elriel at hogwarts!! what more could you want?)
enchanted by julesherondalex (elain’s pining for azriel in this is 100/100 omg)
flight mode love by julesherondalex (elriel!coffee shop au!!!)
love me tonight by julesherondalex (you best believe I cried reading this! another elriel fanfic set in the canonverse)
the scent of you by julesherondalex (elriel au, angst with a happy ending! this one also made me cry really hard)
a little piece of your heart by julesherondalex (elriel confession in azriel’s pov!!)
a secret admirer by @florrama on tumblr! (short au elriel fic, very heartwarming!)
a seasonal love by florrama (more elriel? I think yes!!)
a shadow’s kiss by florrama (a collection of elriel oneshots!! they! are! so! soft!!!)
perfect strangers by @rosehallshadowsinger (short and sweet elriel au)
gifts from the heart by rosehallshadowsinger (the pining!!! so cute :)
stars hold no power over us by stardustsroses (a little explicit but so very cute :’) I love the concept of elain choosing who she loves and not having a bond define it for her)
this collection of short elriel oneshots by @a-novel-blog (so well written and so soft!!! I love gentle!elriel)
‘cause by @noodlecatposts (best friends feysand au that made me smile :’)
gingersnap! by noodlecatposts (this is so cute! and so soft! in which azriel is allergic to cats, and elain has one)
stay by noodlecatposts (I am. such. a sucker for best friends to lovers fics. the pining in this made me wanna cry I love this)
bite me, asshole by accidental_optimism (nessian oneshot! mostly revolves around cassian taking care of a sick nesta)
distractions by @rhysanoodle (a super cute and fluffy elriel coffee shop au!!)
is that my shirt? by rhysanoodle (a cute elriel oneshot that had me screeching!!)
perfectly aligned by rhysanoodle (over 200k word fic about elriel falling in love, includes smut)
dreams answered by @radientwings (a collection of oneshots, the elriel ones made me sob with joy)
songs of shadow by radientwings (a collection of elriel stories...the writing style is so perfect and I love it)
to flower by literarynonsensefics (short and sweet elriel oneshot hehe)
sharing sunsets by librarian of velaris (elriel & sunsets & fluff :)
navy suits & chelsea boots by feathery_malignancy (fair warning, the latter 2 chapters have smut but y’all...the pining in this? unmatched!!!)
call out my name by myownremedy (azriel pining for elain!!! so cute :’) but also pls be aware that the last like 1/3 of this fic is like. smut. but with like fluff mixed in lol)
long shot by myownremedy (listen. I will never tire of elriel coffee aus)
cake & kisses by @mehlisssa (in which elriel is expecting and display pure domestic fluff tHIS IS THE CUTEST ONESHOT EVER)
bloom by swishandflickwit (elriel fluff which is SO CUTE and also followed by smut, but at least it’s not too explicit)
— percy jackson
a storm in my best dress by herecomesthepun (percabeth soulmate au? say less! oh but also it’s lowkey enemies to friends and also a high school au! also jasper is the stable relationship 10/10 love that for them!! very long, very good :)
kiss me once 'cause you know i had a long night by herecomesthepun (GUYS THIS IS SO GOOD I ACTUALLY CACKLED LMAOOO the dialogue is *chefskiss* and jason fawning over piper is also *chefskiss* also this is an office percabeth/jasper oneshot, absolutely amazing)
‘cause you’ve been sinning in this city by @seaweedbraens (percabeth soulmate au in which percy calls everyone by some vaguely related nickname lol)
don’t you let it go by seaweedbraens (percabeth rebirth au with a twist; I SOBBED SO MUCH THIS WAS SO GOOD IM STILL CRYING)
if I were to pluck on your heartstrings by seaweedbraens (percabeth soulmate au with moodstrings!!)
would you strum on mine by seaweedbraens (companion piece to the fic above!!!)
and they were roommates by @bipercabeth (look. I’m a sucker for roommate aus)
I’ll go anywhere with you by bipercabeth (THIS IS SO FREAKING SOFT I COULD CRY OKAY??? ACTUALLY I AM CRYING!!! road trippin percabeth babey!!)
just because i had “spider” sense doesn’t mean i had common sense by bipercabeth (jasper spiderman au, ITS SO SOFT AND I WENT FERAL AT THIS LINE “She inhales, and Jason swears she takes the breath from his lungs. He’d give it to her, if she asked” PLS READ IT ITS SO GOOD IM SOBBING)
I like me better when I’m with you by @cressisaqueen (a tatbilb jasper au!!!!)
my yesterday was blue, today I’m a part of you by pastypirate (a series on how the HOO couples meet as soulmates hehe)
greek dramas and other spectacles by annabetncnase (a percabeth friends to lovers college au!!!)
california howl by suneater (I haven’t read this yet but it features werewolf!jason ans jasper content hehe)
if it’s you and me forever by lesbabeths (piper centric jasper soulmate au set in the canonverse that had me ugly sobbing at 4 am)
dream-like christmas time by @perseannabeth (annabeth gets famous and percy gets left behind, oneshot au)
number one by perseannabeth (percabeth roommate friends to lovers oneshot hehe)
back to the beginning by perseannabeth (percabeth proposal with ties back to the original series!! I loved it 🥺)
everythin' is icy and blue and you are here there too under the mistletoe by perseannabeth (a percabeth fake dating au!! I’ve yet to read it but Marianna is such an amazing writer I have no doubt I’ll love it!!)
sugar, sugar by perseannabeth (another tbr by Marianna on my list haha but the concept of percabeth and jasper meeting over chocolate is just :’)
— fullmetal alchemist (I’ve literally never watched this, but I somehow got obsessed with royai so Uh)
make me better by @lantur (bruh the yearning...I cannot, also beware this contains smut but it’s non graphic, but this fic is centered around roy being blind and riza helping him :)
side to side by lantur (in which royai practices hand to hand combat...the thirst and angst is real damn)
a little bit scandalous by lantur (I cried reading this...yeah)
got your back by lantur (roy’s yearning...I’m gonna cry)
love the way you shine in the night, like the diamond you are by lantur (it starts out funny...and then my heart broke lol)
if you were mine by lantur (so much angst...but take heart! there’s a fluffy ending in sight!)
learning as we go by megthemighty (high school teacher au!! fluffy!!)
are you asleep? by fullmetalscully (fma as a romcom? yes! I cackled while reading this LOL)
royai collections by fullmetalscully (royai oneshots, there’s a mix of angst and fluff. but mostly angst ;-;)
smoke and gunpowder by @eskalations (royai genderbend au!)
some things last a long time by akingdomofunicorns (royai coffee shop au)
against the run of play by bergamots (in which roy is a rugby player and riza is a neurotrauma specialist, I love how this fic includes tweets and articles!!)
you pull me through time by @ohmytheon (100 royai oneshots, so cute!!)
lessons in formality by @royai (royai valentine’s au!! iTS SO SOFT IM SCREAMING)
don’t let your students trick you into an equivalent exchange (a royai teacher au oneshot! say less!!!)
missed opportunities by ohmytheon (royai christmas mistletoe oneshot!!!!)
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gerberbabey · 4 years
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euphoric | prologue | JJ Maybank (kinda? slowburn)
a/n: that euphoria!reader/outer banks concept i thought of is now just gonna be written into existence cus i might as well indulge myself. This’ll mention things from Euphoria (like characters and events, so possible spoilers if you’re planning to watch Euphoria) but it’s not technically a crossover? cus it stays in the OBX...but yeah. 
lemme tell you rn, im a mess, im kinda high, and i suck at writing so if anyone would love to help me out here pls do (like pls i need help) also if anyone actually knows anything about OBX, NC, any of that, damn i could rlly use some help cus idk anything aside from the show
summary: set just a few weeks before the main plot, you literally just ended your sophomore year at East Highland and suddenly you’re moving from California to the Outer Banks. 
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warnings: cursing, lack of the pogues (sorry) 
prologue - ♫ devil eyes by Hippie Sabotage ♫
It was one thing to be moving out of some town in California, it was another to be moving all the way across the goddamned country to live on an island off the coast of North Carolina. The sudden announcement had caused a variety of things to play out for you. Firstly, in an impulsive act of rebellion (of course after an argument had blown up between you and your parents), you had decided to stay at your friend Lexi’s house for 2 weeks. Aside from comfort you, Lexi didn’t really say anything about it and neither did her family. Her mom was pretty much the advocate for the whole “you do you, just don’t get pregnant or die” mindset when it came to teenagers. 
When you realize that no act of rebelliousness or stupid teenage rioting would change your parents’ decision in the least (because it wasn’t really something they could change now that your clear head thought about it), you’d sucked it up and decided to just enjoy the last of your time with your friends. 
By the time you’d come to that conclusion, school was gonna be let out in just a mere 3 weeks and (luckily for you) parties were already being thrown on weekdays. As much as you hated a majority of East Highland’s students you didn’t let that deter you from leaving with some good fucking memories. 
Saying goodbye to all of your friends was more overwhelming than the actual move itself if you were being completely honest. Getting on the plane and flying off to North Fucking Carolina was more of a numbing experience. It was like you couldn’t really feel anything anymore after having to say goodbye to the friends and the life you had known. 
“I think we’ve just used every method of transportation in one day,” you stated as you walked away from the ferry and toward the van that your parents had rented to help with the move. 
“You’re trippin’, we didn’t even ride a train,” your older brother, Isaiah, pointed out as he squinted at the van. Barely 30 minutes in the Outer Banks and you were sweating your ass off already. Not that you weren’t used to something like heat, Southern California could be pretty brutal in the summer, but this was a fucking island. The air was damp and musty and the fabric of your clothes felt like it was melting into your skin. 
“What are you, the fucking transportation police, Jesus,” you mumbled as you shot him a look before forcing yourself to settle into the van. 
The ride to your new house wasn’t anything too terrible considering you decided to just put in your AirPods and close your eyes with the thought that, maybe you’ll fall asleep, and once you woke up this whole thing would be some fucked up dream. Sure your phone vibrated with messages within your group chat but your mind was too boggled from the heat and from the move for you to even think about responding.
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“Do you guys see those moving trucks too or am I just imagining things?” John B pointed out as the HMS Pogue drove at a leisurely pace through the waters. 
“You’re not imagining anything, just a new kook family moving into Figure 8,” Kie piped up from where she was relaxing. 
School had let out not only a few days ago when her mom had let her know about the new family that would be moving in just a few houses down from their own. She’d told Kie that she had met the mother a few weeks back and basically relayed any and all information she’d gained about the new family.
“My mom said that they’re like business owners or something? They have three kids and they’re moving here from California,” Kie explained and JJ let out a whistle. 
“Big move,” he took a hit of his Juul before forming an ‘o’ with his mouth and exhaling out the smoke. 
“Yeah can’t imagine why someone would wanna move from California to here,” Pope raised his eyebrows as their group watched movers bustle back and forth as though they were an army of ants. 
“Well why wouldn’t they, it’s the Outer Banks, “Paradise on Earth’,” John B declared and JJ let out a whoop in agreement as the boat sped off toward the marsh. 
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“I know I promised that I wouldn’t complain or whatever but it’s sooooo hot,” your younger sister, Bethanie, whined with a stomp of her foot. You scoffed as you stepped out of the van after her. You watched with a raised brow as men bustled about the new (large) house that you would have to begin calling home. The house was not modest in the least and you couldn’t help but balk a little at the sight. 
Sure you weren’t poor or anything but considering the ridiculously high cost of living that came with residing in California, this place was definitely more indulging than your old house.
“We’re on an island in the middle of summer, you moron,” Isaiah was quick to retort as he began taking luggage out of the back off the van. You took your attention off the house before you as you pulled your sunglasses from your eyes and settled them at the top of your head. You glanced between your two siblings and you prepared to watch your older brother lose a battle against your younger sister. Again.
“Mom! Zaya just called me a moron!” 
“Bea, oh my god, I was kidding!” the eldest was quick to defend himself as the youngest ran off to their mother. 
“No, you weren’t!” her fading voice called out and Isaiah threw his head back in frustration.
“Ok really, what did you expect?” you raised your brows at your brother and tried not to laugh at him as he flipped you off. 
“Why is she such a snitch? Seriously, like were you this much of a snitch?” 
“I mean I could’ve been, but I know that if I snitch on you, your stupid ass would snitch on me,” you pointed out matter of factly as a man shut the trunk of the van and waved you and your brother off so that him and another man could begin to take your luggage inside. 
“Damn you’re right. I thank you for your service,” Isaiah saluted you and you let out a laugh as you settled your cat-eye sunglasses back onto the bridge of your nose. There was a short moment of silence before you sighed heavily. 
“I really think I’m gonna hate this place…” you said, and Isaiah hummed in response but made no reply. He didn’t need to point out the defeat or the seriousness in your tone because he felt it just as badly. 
“Hey, mom says you guys have to settle into your rooms and change,” Bea came running out of the front door, dressed in an entirely new outfit. You and Isaiah cut your moping short and gave each other looks of disbelief. 
“Why?” you questioned and Bea shrugged without care. 
“We’re gonna have dinner with Dad’s coworker or something, the Cameron’s, I don’t know.” 
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every monastery student as out of context quotes i have from my friends
a/n | sorry i just can't write normally today i'm trying doe i'm doing this for inspo
also uh this is really just me showing y'all my funny quotes and i can just imagine this character with this quote kinda thing pls don't take it seriously
black eagles
edelgard: "i don't have time for body shots, [name], im a LESBIAN"
hubert: "why are you crying" "[edelgard] says she hates me"
bernadetta: "either i'm sweating or i peed myself" "you can't tell?" "i don't know man i'm trippin ASS"
linhardt: "bitch shut up!! no one is asleepin' "
caspar: "you wanna hear good music? listen to madonna. a classy bitch."
dorothea: "my tits enter the room before i do"
petra: "he's a big bear." "who's a big bitch?"
ferdinand: "women don't need rights because i fuck men"
blue lions
dimitri: "my clothes are baggy and layered to hide my horse dick"
annette: "ugh is he really still alive? in this economy?"
mercedes: "that's geraldine. i hated her. she's dead now."
felix: "i might be gay but these hands bisexual baby i'll fight anybody"
sylvain: "i take the morning after pill like it's a vitamin"
sylvain pt 2: "why are you here? the brothel's down the road."
ashe: "his dad adopted him from the clearance section" 
dedue: "im a giant. fe fi fo FUCK"
ingrid: "i had a filet mignon" "i don't eat fish."
golden deer
claude: "you never tell us how you feel." "... when's the last time you really looked at your butthole"
hilda: "FUCK HER imma put her in a nursing home and i hope nobody adopt her"
ignatz: "im simply THROBBING with knowledge."
raphael: "he's muscular but you can still tell that's not the arm he beats his schmeat with"
lorenz: "ah, children screaming. doesn't that make you happy?"
lysithea: "you think i'm a 12 year old virgin? WRONG, im a 16 year old virgin"
leonie: "im gonna date every man you like. even your dad. how are you gonna feel when i'm your new mom, huh?"
ashen wolves
yuri: "what goblin are you talking to?" "YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
balthus: "i don't know what the FUCK goin on here but my pp itches"
hapi: "you think you're the shit? wrong, you're just regular shit."
constance: "it's so weird to be outside. im in the sun, soakin up them HD rays"
others
male byleth: "you get detention for saying the f word" "bruh what the fuck"
female byleth: "we usually make fun of her but her dad just died so we can't right now"
rhea: "this isn't a democracy, fuck face."
shamir: "i'll just use my lunch money to buy a bottle of vodka instead"
catherine: "im the reason the block party turns into a glock party"
hanneman: "hey hey HEY don't touch your grandma like that"
flayn: "what grade are you in?" "i-i don't know"'
seteth: "only god makes mistakes"
manuela: "im a doctor. first name brief, last name case. dr briefcase"
jeritza: "i have no time to be snorting cocaine off of someone's dick."
i will tell y'all that 70% of these have come form my mouth if u wanna judge my character on that alone
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hello hello i’m moose (she/her) comin at u from cst. i’m 20, a piece of shit, and idk what i’m doing with my life !! just tryna have a good time without having to worry abt school but that bitch is coming. anywayyyy this is lyla, i’ll have some info about her under the cut !! i want to plot w everyone so pls.....HMU or LIKE THIS and i’ll come to you !! u can also catch her pinterest board HERE if u wanna check it out !! it’s got some semi-nsfw content as well as a lil blood and knives !!
there are mentions of miscarriage, abortion, alcohol & drug addiction, abuse, sexual assault, violence, drug use, overdose, death, and sex work. it’s a lot i’m so sorry y’all. if i missed something pls let me know !! i’ll also put lil warnings before i mention them just to be safe. 
「 ELLE FANNING 」—  have you heard from 「 LYLA BENNETT 」 lately? the 「 NINETEEN 」 year old has been living in greystone for 「 TWO YEARS 」, and 「 SHE’S 」 known as 「 THE AMARANTH 」. i heard that they identify as 「 BISEXUAL 」 and 「 CISGENDERED 」. if you ask anyone around town, they’d say 「 LYLA 」 reminds them of 「ALL GLITTER EVERYTHING, MENTAL BREAKDOWN HAIRCUTS AT 3AM & HELLO KITTY BAND-AIDS ON SCRAPED KNEES 」. they live in 「 BELLA RIDGE APARTMENTS 」, currently 「 DOESN’T ATTEND SCHOOL 」, and 「 works FULL-TIME 」 at 「 MASQUERADE 」. a fact about them that not many people know is 「 SHE CHANGED HER NAME TO AID IN HER ESCAPE FROM HER FAMILY 」.
okay so!!! my baby lyla is kind of a sad story but man is she a fighteR
she was born elizabeth hopkins in a small town in georgia. lil lizzie always tried her best to be a happy go lucky kid but she the hand she was dealt wasn’t all that great. she grew up on the shitty side of a trailer park with a mother that didn’t want her and quite frankly it was a miracle she was even born, let alone as perfectly healthy as she was
tw: alcoholism & drug addiction & miscarriage & abortion !! her mother was a drug addict & an alcoholic. her daughter definitely wasn’t her first (or her last) pregnancy, but she was the only one that didn’t end in fetal death or termination.
her father was her mother’s drug dealer and was entirely absent, more of a sperm donor than anything else. she likely has a ton of other siblings running around that she doesn’t know about tbh.
anyway. she learned pretty quickly as a kid how to take care of herself and how harsh the world was. she got herself up and got to school on her own, cooked her own meals, washed her own clothes, did everything on her own while her mother went on week long benders and disappeared for days at a time.
tw: abuse & sexual assault & violence !! her mom was also quite abusive and this only got worse as she grew older. it wasn’t rare for any of her mother’s various and seemingly random boyfriends to look her way and obviously she hated it. she didn’t like them flirting with her and saying suggestive things to her. she just wanted to be left alone and kept out of her mother’s life. but skeevy boyfriends and jealous mother’s don’t mix and lizzie’s mom would accuse her of flirting back or trying to steal her man or whatever it was that particular day and she’d go to bed that night with a black eye or a busted lip. she was sixteen when her mother’s current boyfriend took something that didn’t belong to him. it was the first and the last time she let a man lay their hands on her without her consent. the next time he tried, she stabbed him through the hand, went on the run, and never looked back.
she left everything behind except the clothes on her back and what little money she had saved up, went to her best friend’s place, and the two took off in his pickup truck without a word to anyone. she never told him (or anyone else) for that matter what happened, but the two had been planning their escape for years, waiting for the right moment to take the leap.
they both changed their names, leaving their old identities and their pasts behind them. elizabeth hopkins didn’t exist anymore. she was lyla bennett and her companion, elliott o’connell. they traveled until they ran out of gas, taking whatever shitty jobs they could find in whatever city they ended up, staying in motels or sleeping in the truck when they needed cash. they both did things they weren’t proud of and relied on the kindness of strangers to get them by. their nomadic lifestyle was not glamorous. they would go for days without eating, a week without a shower, doing anything they could just to scrape by. 
tw: cocaine use & heroin use & overdose & death !! it wasn’t long before they found themselves in bad company. wolves dressed as sheep bet a club heard their story offered them a place to stay as long as they liked. the offer was eventually accepted and after months on the move they finally had a real bed to sleep in and real food to eat. but soon enough sleeping turned into parties that lasted all night and breakfast turned into a couple of snorted lines or a shot of heroin. a few months later lyla awoke after a party to find her best friend and life companion cold and lifeless next to her, a little too much of a deadly cocktail doing him in
before she even had time to let it sink it, she was out the door with all of the money she could gather, never to be seen or heard from again.
she eventually found herself greystone, a little over a year after she kissed the trailer park goodbye. she stayed in a motel until she could get herself on her feet, picking up odd jobs here and there until she got a job working as a dancer at masquerade at the age of 17 (although every piece of i.d. she owned said otherwise) with the stage name honey.
tw: sex work !! now at 19 years old, she finally has a real place to herself. and her roommate, but at least it’s a place she can finally call home. she’s a sex worker on the side as well, just to bring in extra cash to help her make rent and have food on the table.
okaY i think that’s it for her bg ?? it’s....a lot im sorrY but i will talk a bit abt her personality now bc.....i gotta.
she is v soft-spoken and honestly a lil mysterious ?? like....she’s a quiet girl n rarely speaks unless spoken to basically. and even then she doesn’t talk much
her label is the amaranth which basically means she is someone who isn’t very easily forgotten. she’s got this v magnetic way about her and she can be quite charming when she wants to be
she is soft, don’t get me wrong. she’s sensitive and sometimes she just needs to cry but don’t mistake her kindness and her generosity for weakness. she’s been used and taken advantage of too many times. she’s been thru too much to left people walk all over her now. she’s capable of pretty terrible things if that’s what she has to do to survive. don’t think she won’t snap just because she’s soft. 
she’s quite dreamy. always in her head & never really seems to be paying attention. she’s always somewhere else in her mind where things r quiet and everything is peaceful and perfect.
clumsy af but also graceful ?? she was so luckily given free ballet lessons as a child which she used as an excuse to get away from home so when she’s dancing she’s a graceful bih and she’s rly always wanted to be a ballet dancer but just in real life ?? catch her trippin over herself and scraping her knees on the daily. always has random bruises she cant remember getting
very girly. wears a lot of pink all the time & loves anything sparkly or glittery or fluffy or anything girly and cute basically. 
tw: cocaine addiction !! she also has many addictions. cigarettes & nicotine being one, candy & sweets being another, and cocaine being the last. also disney movies tbh
she never rly got the chance to be a kid so she;s like....kind of catching up on that now while she feels free & safe
idk waht else to say this is trash and i rambled the whole time im sorRY but plot with me pls i luv u all already 
my wanted connections are honestly open ?? idK i’m bad at thinking stuff up so y’all let me know if any ideas jump out at u or let’s brainstorm something dope ok lets d O IT
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leegeumhyuks · 7 years
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Seventeen in Toronto Highlights (Long Post)
this is gonna be such a shit post im basically ranting bc i have a lot of seventeen feels rn (its gonna be long too)
the concert happened like 4 days ago and I’m still not over it
Okay so I live in new Brunswick so it was a 15 hour drive one way. We drove up the day before and drove home the day after.
It was tiring, but so worth it. One of the best experiences of my life(oh btw i went with a friend ^^)
(not relevant to the concert but we went to a cute Korean store called Sarah and Tom which had a MASSIVE collection of kpop albums so I bought Going Seventeen and a BTS album :) )
Alright so the concert was at a place called Massey Hall which is more like a theater than a concert stadium [lowkey looked like a place you would go to see a play or an opera or some shit]
it was a pretty small place so really no matter where you sat, you could see really well so any seat was a good seat
Me and my friend were center-balcony near the back so we had a very clear view of the stage (other than there was some tall dude in front of me so it was a bit difficult at times)
We arrived outside the venue at around 6:20 (concert started at 7) and the line to get in already went around a whole block. People were stopping to ask what was going on and apparently it made the Toronto news??
So we get in at around 6:40 and the venue is already more than half full and theyre just playing music videos and everyone was singing along
And when I say everyone was singing along i mean everyone
Honestly I only remember a few of the songs but I they played BoomBoom, Very Nice, Highlight, Healing, and Check In
I have never been happier in my entire life when every single damn person in the venue did Mingyu’s “WhhoAHHH YeaAAHHH’ part. Super. Fucking. Loud
Alright so let me tell you my dudes, It was the biggest adrenaline rush when all the lights went out and you could see the boys run out on stage in the dimness. My heart felt like it stopped.
The lights turn on and I hear Dokyum say “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Diamond Edge” but honestly I wasnt even paying attention bc I was just so blown away
Literally my very first thought upon seeing them was “They’re not real” bc the very first person I looked at was Jeonghan and I thought he was so damn gorgeous he must be fake
He’s literal ethereal. I could go off about how good looking he is. Honestly the true visual of Svt (i swear hes not my bias)
So the very first stage was Pretty U and honestly I dont remember much bc i was too busy freaking out over the fact that I was actually there and they were actually here. I just remember everyone dancing along to Dokyums “Neoneoneoneo” part and all of us doing the “Yeppeuda” part
(they performed Beautiful right after and i really dont remember much of it other than the dance in the chorus [i have such a shit memory its mainly why im making this post before ill forget it all])
So after that they went straight into Adore U (which is my fav svt song although it probably isnt anymore after habits but ill talk about that in a bit)
Oh man if you thought I went off about Jeonghans visuals let me tell you about this mans vocals. They’re so sweet. Sweeter than honey. Jeonghans part in the chorus is my absolute favorite part of the song and it sounds 10000x better live. He just sings it so flawlessly while doing the dance and overall I was just so impressed??
Jihoon also sounded amazing but like let me just take a minute and say every single member sounded fucking perfect and flawless like if you aren’t stanning Seventeen then what are you doing
And the dances were so on point too. I didn’t notice any slip ups or anybody trippin or nothing. Like you’d think they’d show signs of fatigue or being tired bc they did two shows the few days before but they were all so hyped and gave their all in every stage and they genuinely looked like they were enjoying themselves
Anyways back to Adore U
Everyone in the crowd did the “Akkinda” part and I could see Soonyoung smiling so big bc of that like he was really happy bc of it
After Adore U finished they all lined up to do their intros and introduced themselves as a group and then did their individual intros
Most of them just did a casual “Hi I’m ___” but then you had the extra™️ members
Soonyoung got us all to chant something (im not sure what it was exactly I think it was ‘rock the beat’) and then he did his usual “What time is it??” “10 Hour 10 Minute” which honestly made my life i was hoping for him to do that (i love soonyoung sm honestly most of my favorite moments of the concert were bc of him)
Dokyum also did a thing where he got everyone to scream for him
All of their intros were great but none of them were as memorable as Jihoons for me
I know a lot of people were saying ‘He’s not that small in person’, but to me he was so small and cute and I just wanted to go and hug him bc hes so freaking adorable
So Jihoon’s kinda quiet and shy in general, we know that from variety shows and such but I saw it a lot in the concert. Like when other members were talking he just stood quietly with his hands folded and there was this one part where they all ran towards the edge of the stage and gave hearts and Jihoon like covered his face a bit and looked embarrassed 
So anyways he does like this cute little “Hi guys” and I just fucking melted right there. I made an audible “awwwww” sound that my friend was like ???
I love Jihoon so much and I will forever see him as the cute and adorable little smol (boi got a voice tho holy shit)
So they talked a bit more after that about how they walked around Toronto a bit the day before and how they were impressed with the crowd dancing along to Pretty U and Mingyu taught us a little chant where they would say “Seventeen Carat” and we would go ‘clap clap Ehhhhh’ it was weird but cute
So they went straight into Still Lonely from there and I hate my brain for not remembering most of it bc its one of my favorite songs but I just remember Minghao doing Jun’s part in the last chorus and sounding amazing honestly i want an official 13 member version of that song
So after that was Very Nice which was indeed, very nice. Dancing on point. Dino and Vernons rap were amazing and the whole audience did the “Maja” part
Also dont remember much of that stage but I definitely remember the last part bc thats the part where my son, Chan, is in the front. 10/10
Okay so I have 2 favorite performances of the night. One of which was Swimming Fool. I am such a hoe for Performance unit (considering 2 of my biases are in it) so actually every performance of theirs was my fav but Swimming Fool tho. 
That song is one of my favs and I had never seen the dance before so I was basically dying the whole time. Soonyoung’s little wiggle dance and the jumping up and down dance that Chan did. The whole dance was so cute tbh Ive been re-watching that video every day since. (if youve never seen the dance pls watch this. Not my video tho) 
Alright imma talk about Soonyoung for a minute. This boi. Was so hyper the entire concert. He  was doing his usual yelling during songs and was giggling a whole lot, I noticed. (He also dabbed like 20 times and i was like someone pls stop him)
(There was one part where he went and dabbed right in front of Jihoon and i laughed a little harder than i should have)
And I’m honestly so glad that Soonyoung was feeling great the whole time bc apparently at the Chicago(?) show he wasn’t able to perform bc he was sick so we were extremely blessed that all 13 members were well and healthy to perform for us so like thank u jesus for keeping them all safe
(I was lowkey worried about that a lot before the concert bc of when I heard Hyungwon was missing parts of the tour with MX so I was like “Lord pls let it be all 13″)
anywho so all the members went to change outfits and they played a vcr (dont remember what of tho i have such a shit memory)
So yall they did Mansae next and started out with the class chairs and Dokyum was the teacher at the blackboard it was rlly cute!! ^^ And towards the end they repeated the “MansaeMansae” part and got everyone to do the dance it was such a great time
So while the rest of the group was preparing for the next stage(i presume), Chan and Seungcheol came out, just the two of them, with a gopro and said it was the camera for “Going Seventeen” and were filming the crowd and interacting with us a bit. And then they had a dance battle (Which Dino clearly won Seungcheol didnt stand a chance against Michael Chanson)
So then everybody came out and did BoomBoom which was  incredible (every stage was amazing i feel like i shouldnt have to say it) Most of the crowd even did the shirt thing which was really fun. Chan slayed his rap (i love my son)
So after that there was another vcr and the members changed outfits again
Vocal unit came out and sang We Gonna Make It Shine and boys let me say I have never fell in love with someone vocals so much before in my life. Like I’ve always loved Jihoon’s voice bc it was unique and its got a nasally tone to it and I love it, but hearing it in person made me love it 100x more
And for a while I actually thought Jihoon wasn’t singing?? Bc he just sounded so flawless, like exactly like the recording that I thought ‘maybe hes lip singing bc his throat is bad or something’ and I’m hitting myself now for even thinking that bc really Lee Jihoon is just the most amazing vocalist I’ve ever heard Boo Seungkwan who???
So yeah Vocal unit slayed even though I’ll always like the 2014 version of that song with Soonyoung better
As soon as that song ended they went straight into Don’t Listen and omg let me talk about visuals. The stage had this whole setup with a table with some fancy ass candles on it and there was a throne that Joshua was sitting in and the lighting was really eerie and I really don’t listen to that song much but im gonna listen to it every day from now on bc damn
HipHop unit had their turn next where they did some song which I had never heard of before called “On Haeng Il Chi” and it was dope then went into Check In and once again everyone did Mingyus “ohhhhhHHh yeahH” part (glorious I tell you)
Seungcheol was serving looks the whole time bc he was wearing this black suit set and he just looked so good the whole time. Honestly Seungcheol was such a tease the whole concert and i got a look at his thighs at one point and man he thicc
Vernon was also wearing this nice green shirt and I just really liked it for some reason and I wish I had taken more pictures and videos I hate myself for not doing that
AlrIGHT Performance Unit time!!! So leadin up to the concert I thought they were gonna perform “WHO” bc it was a bonus track and I just thought they would perform it for some reason so when they were all standing there ready for the song to start, the amount of confusion on my face when OMG came on… Wasn’t disappointed tho that performance was awesome
Still would like to see a performance of WHO tho I hope they’ll do that next time
And then they did Highlight and me and my friend even switched seats so I could get a better video of it bc I love that song so much. Also leading up to the concert I knew they were going to do this song but I wasn’t sure if they were going to do 13 member version or not but I’m glad it was just the 4 of them
Oh man okay I’m gonna talk about my bias, Chan, for a second. His stage presence in every song is seriously amazing. A main reason why hes my bias is bc im a huge fan of his dancing and his dance style(and he pretty cute) and seeing him perform live was incredible. it was almost overwhelming bc I couldnt believe someone this talented existed and I was watching them in their element 
Like he put his all into the dance while still executing his raps and vocals perfectly. His voice actually does sound a bit different live, like its a bit higher than I expected but he was so on point the whole night why is he such an underrated member
Okay so the members had another outfit change after this and these outfits were straight up sinful. Not to mention the first song they performed in them was equally as sinful so I’m going to on about this performance bc this was the best performance imo. I will never forget it. It’s ingrained into my brain forever
So Crazy In Love starts. Okay so I don’t listen to this song much as far as just listening to it in my free time, but I’d seen the dance before so as soon as I heard the music, I knew we were royally fucked. I wasn’t expecting this song probably bc i forgot it existed but its my new fav song guys this performance ruined me. 
So the lights come on at the very first part and these mofos are wearing tight black skinny pants (which looked like they were leather but they werent) and red silk sparkly shirts that were tucked in. Every single member looked flawless 
(Also didn’t mention this before but all of their hair was styled so well bless the stylists. I normally prefer a more natural color for hair on idols so I was glad the colorful dye had faded and most of them just went with black or brown)
But lord have mercy when the song started. Okay Chan is my bias but I could not stop staring at Soonyoung almost the entire time - minus for Chan’s “talking about love” part (which I remember doing the dance for and screaming while doing so)
Like you get Swimming Fool Soonyoung whos all cute and playful and going “YEEEE HAWW” during the song and then you get Crazy In Love Soonyoung whos all bedroom eyes and sexy glares and just everything about the way he moves is mesmerizing (i swear. Hes NOT my bias)
So getting through the first chorus is hard enough when BOTH my bias and bias wrecker are up in front doing that provocative shit and I was so conflicted on which one to stare at but I ended up staring at Soonyoung the whole time. 
And then in the second chorus when it’s just Jeonghan doing it and both me and my friend screamed so loud ugh the outfits were so perfect for this dance i wanted to D I E
And then it gets to the Part in the song yknow the “Ooohhhhh” part where they spin around and when it was Soonyoungs part to do that by himself. I don’t even have words for how that made me feel. That image is in my mind forever. You know that meme thats like “you ever wonder whats going on in someones head?” well yeah its that for me
It’s just Soonyung doing that one dance move
okay moving on Ive talked about this enough
My I was right after and I’d never seen the dance to that either and it was really beautiful and cool like idk how to describe it. It was like a very romantic type of dance and Jun and Minghao had such great chemistry on stage together they really blew me away
OKay now imma freak out some more bc Vocal Unit performed Habits. I actually recorded this whole song so I wasn’t really paying attention to what was happening on stage bc they were all just standing there with mic stand anyways. I was enjoying the audio and their lovely vocals. (Again, Jihoon really exceeded my expectations in this song. Like for some members like Dokyum and Seungkwan I know theyre gonna sound great and its not like I didn’t for the rest but I’m just still not over how good EVERYONE sounded)
So I’m enjoying them vocals and the song ends and my friend taps on my arm and points to her face and there are actual tears. This bitch really cried. At the time I was like “during Habits of all songs??” but i was so naive now I understand(I cried 2 days later listening to that song)
Hiphop unit then did If I which I remember 0 of I think I was still too shook from Vocal Unit
I just remember their little hip thrust dance and then immediately after was a ment and Soonyoung was mimicking HH units dance and giggling like an idiot and got the whole crowd to sing and dance to If I
“Ohh Toronto. Dancing good”
Then they were all arguing over which unit’s performance suited Toronto the best but then decided that they all did
And then Soonyoung dabbed
Too many times
Everyone also dabbed with him this group is a M E S S
And then they got Jeonghan to do Aegyo so he spun around and made a heart and said “Toronto I love you!” in the cutest voice possible I swear I’m in love with Jeonghans voice
And then Wonwoo did a cute little dance to which we all chanted ‘Go Wonwoo’ for and then Soonyoung dabbed
again
(It made Jihoon cringe every time)
Then Jeonghan tried to get Seungkwan to sing something and Boo was like ‘moVING ON” but he gave in and sang a bit of Hello by adele which was really nice. Like damn the acoustics in that theater were no joke bc its a theater (i assume) made for plays and stuff and him singing without any track sounded really nice.
And then they asked my boi Chan to dance so he started singing Billie Jean by Michael Jackson and doing the hipthrust dance and Seungkwan ran over like ‘nOO”. But Chan just kept dancing and singing and having a good time and being w i l d  to which Seungcheol cracked up at. He literally fell on the floor laughing
And they kept going on about how this was a totally special stage for Toronto, “only for Toronto”
So then they went on to say they were gonna perform a very “hot” song next and my clueless ass was like ‘Don’t wanna cry?’ but naw it was ROCK which I only recorded part of bc the lighting was bad and my phone sucks
But okay I can just say that Wonwoo’s voice sounds 10x deeper in person. If you thought his rap was really deep in that song, wait until you hear it live. For a long time Wonwoo was my favorite rapper in kpop and I think hes regaining that title he was very good the whole night and I really like his deep voice
and then they did Chuck which was SO AMAZING HOLY CRAP
I love that song sm in the first place but I love it even more now upon seeing and hearing it in person. I recorded a bit of that one too and love it i watch that video like 3 times a day
So then they had another short Ment where they taught us the dance to Chuck and Soonyoung doing the “brrrr” part was so adorable I wanted to die. (I feel like Im talking about Soonyoung a lot but im just so glad he was able to perform in Toronto ilysm)
So then Vernon was like “I actually have some bad new for yall” and all the members were like ‘whaaat??’ and pretending to be shocked
So Vernon goes on: “The next song is actually the last song for the night” and Soonyoung made this fake crying noise and then dabbED LIKE 5 TIMES
That was when he went over to Jihoon and dabbed right in front of him and then was like “Oh my god our last song?”
and then Vernon being the cheeky ass that he is was like “Yeah and I really dont wanna cry about it” and then him and Soonyoung went to the back of the stage to “cry” and all the other members were “crying”
Then Vernon came back and like “I wonder what our next song is tho? Hm????” and im like really bitch
So Soonyoung yelled ‘are you ready’ a few times and then they performed Don’t Wanna Cry which was INCREDIBLE 
They were all in perfect sync like im seriously amazed. These boys probably have to practice day and night to get dances like that. It was amazing
So the boys left the stage for a bit and there was a another vcr which was of all the member explaining what carats were to them and it was really sweet and my friend cried again (she cried like 3 times that night) and I died at Jihoons bc there was this short clip of him and hes just so darn cute
so they came out again and performed Shining Diamond but were wearing casual jeans and half were wearing blue shirts and the other half were wearing pink shirts and Soonyoung looked so good in that outfit bc his shirt was tucked in in the front and his hair was just so great
anyways they all looked like they had fun performing that song and Soonyoung was yelling as usual and there was one part of the dance that was super satisfying bc all the colors of the shirts lined up and it was just really nice to look at. 
And then they performed Healing which we had special banners to hold up during. There was one part I remember bc I couldnt see bc everyone was holding their banners above their heads, but Seungcheol jumped onto Mingyus back and koala hugged him for a good minute and a half and Mingyu kept trying to get him off and Seungcheol just smiled like an idiot and latched on. Eventually he got down and then grabbed his water bottle and dumped half of it onto the people in the front(splash zone)
So once that song ended, Toronto Carats had actually prepared something special for Seventeen. So certain seats had a red board on it that you would hold up after Healing ended but only so many seats had them so it made a message in the crowd and I think it was just 2 hearts and ‘1 7′ and the members looked really surprised like Vernon and Minghao were next to each other and were like :O
Seungcheol and Jeonghan looked really shocked too, overall none of them expected it
So then the goodbye ments came and I was ready to die as soon as they started. They all said the similar kind of thing like “we had a good time we’ll come again soon ect…” 
But Minghao’s was all in english and it was the cutest damn thing i have ever heard in my life. He started out with “Today I am so happy because of our Toronto Carats energy.”
and then says the cutest shit ever: “We are like friends. We look after each other and love each other” He also kept looking over at Vernon to make sure he was saying it right
and then he said something like “we care for each other” and the fkcigingf df went “and everyone, don’t be sick. Always be happy okay?” IN LIKE THE CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE I WANTED TO SCREAM I MEAN I PROBABLY DID BUT STILL
and then I only remember Chan saying something like “We’ll be back soon, and when we are you have to promise that you’ll come to our show” and then Soonyoung and Seungcheol held out their pinkies for us to promise them and I held my pinky bc I damn promise if they come to Toronto again I will be seeing them for sure. Or I’ll try my best anyways
and they all gave us hearts and said they loved us and did a bow and then all had to leave the stage and I almost cried;;
I remember Soonyoung was the last to leave the stage bc he kept waving and saying goodbye
Also I remember a person sticking their hand out one last time and it was kind funny bc I just see this random hand pop out for like a split second. I didn’t know who it was at the time, but I later found out it was Dokyum :3
So yeah, he’s not my bias, but Soonyoung made my night
Anyways. I’m still having post-concert depression. Honestly I don’t think I’ll ever be able to listen to another seventeen song again without crying. All in all, it was one of the best nights of my life and if it wasn’t for my best friend who bought the tickets and surprised me with them and her mom who drove us up the whole long way. Highlight of my summer. 
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franklyfunghoul · 7 years
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my reactions while watch vld s3 ep6-7:
(SPOILERS, PROBABLY) ep 6: LANCE THE SHARPSHOOTER IN ACTION FUCK YEAH I LOVE THE SECOND TIME SOMEONE STOLE HIS SHOT WHY GUYS CMON KEITH HUNKS LAUGH IM THRIVING DAMN ALLURA NICE WIP HELL YEAH THAYS SO FUCKING COOL (izzy much? nvm ignore me) I LOVE THE TEAM SO MUCH LANCE STANDING LIKE THAT WITH THE GUN IS SO COOL I SHIROOOOO (IVE BEEN SPELLING BAYARD WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME) AND KEITH SHIRO AND KEITJ THIS CONVERSATIPM JESUS saying 'they' like you don't need him okay love SHORT SLEEVES HAIR CUT HIS VOICE SOUNDS DIFFERENT (HIS LIKE MANNER OF SPEAKING IDK I MIGHT BE CRAZY) o shit headache tracker something like that not good def relevant LANCE N KEITH TALKING AW KEITHS JOKING LANCE NOBDOU IS REPLACING U PLEASE FONT SAY IT OHMU GOD IM GOING TO CRY KEITJ SMILING AND TALKING TO LANCE IM CRUING TJE LIL SMILE IM SO HAPPY BONDING MOMENT 3.0 (I'm actually crying like I'm not even trying to be relatable and hip with the kids I'm legit crying) i think somebody did something weird to shiro but maybe not and the new clothes are trippin me out thays awkward the bros talkin at the same time oi KEITH DID THE SHOULD TOUCH TO SHIRO THAG LANCE DID TO HIM SHIROS HAIR I CANNOT HANDLE IT U THINK HE WOULD HAVE STAYED IF LANCE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING?? FUCK THIS SEASON IS REALLY GOING AND IM DEFINITELY GOING TO BE REWATCHING IT TOMORROW we get to see a new side of Keith and lance (and allura and something wrong with shiro) and i love (im not sure about the shiro thing but if im right about that im not loving it) KEITH LISTEN TO HIM PLS LISTEN TO EVERYBODY OH IM EXCITED FOR THIS FIGHT OHMUGOD IVE NEBER SEEN LANCE MISS BEFORE AND HE MISSED ALL OF THEM LANCE SAVED KEITHS ASS 11/10 WOULD RECOMMEND BUDDY DAMN KEITH DAMN ALLURA HAHAHAHA LANCE UR SOKKA IS SHOWING i still love how the explosions are white circles over orange circle things lance forming sword seems so wrong to me what KEITH LISTEN TO THEM PLEASE LISTEN TO SHIRO how do u completely avoid the first one then get completely fucked by the second one i KEITH JUST WANTS TO PICK ALL THE BATTLES SHIRO U GOTTA UNDERSTAND fuck long reaction sorry BUT LOTERD STOP BEING SO SMUG ep7: WHAY THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE HAGGAR EJAY TJE FUCK IS THAT HER WHAY TJE FUCK WAS THAG A WIFE WHAY THE FUCK OG PALADINS LOOK SO COOL LIKE THE MARAUDERS OF VLD THE PEOPLE THAT EVERHONE WANTS A SPINOFF ABOUT BUT WILL NEVER GET I LOVE ALFOR NOW "OH DEAR" AND THE BACKGROUND MUSIC ZALFOR IS THE OTP (im kidding pls don't hurt me) BLAYTZ SEEMS LOWKEY HIGH FUCK I LOVE THE OLD PALADINS AND LIL ALLURA AND CORAN if vld was about the old paladins I feel like id stan alfor so fucking hard but i don't know enough about him rip ZARKON SCREAMING ABOUT A CAT IS MY AESTHETIC IS THAT THE GIRL FROM THE VISION IT IS OMG YUNG HAGGAR OHMUGOD THAT WASNT ALLURA THAY WAS HER MOM WHAY THE FUCK HOW DID I NOT REALIZE i love alfors voice sm ,,,,,,so where the lions ever not scratched or lightly used or whatever I LOVE ALFORS VOICE SO MUCH bc shooting the somehow sentient purple glowy shit will help "AM I A LEG" hey I just remember how hunk called his lion boy in season to has anybody talked about that bc like the rest of them call em girl and i just male loins don't look like that zalfor is probably going to become like not that lowkey a thing now (unless they already have a ship name and im oblivious bc i don't want to know) and it's going to become the most angsty ship but i high key ship zarkon and his wife bc THEY BOTH CRAZY AND HE CARES SO MUCH FOR HONERVA BJT I DONT CARE THAT MUCH IM PROBABLY GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THEM IN TEN MINUTES zarkon u crafty shit, i now know where loterd gets it form OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUVK FIVK FUVK
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oh my god yeah didn't they say leo and david were gonna do a meetup w a fan this july?? or am i trippin (im not invested enough to scroll through david's ig tho but if someone does pls confirm)
i legit don’t remember this at all
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pleasetrytoforget · 7 years
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High me reminder #1.)
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF HOE "Trouble will follow you wherever you go" Things weed does to me:: -L A Z Y. af -over dramatic -over explanatory -bad -maybe maladaptive ;) -thinking myself out of the high because weed is good for my brain right? -don't apologize -you are not a bad person for wanting to remember things and wanting to keep things straight for yourself -sick -nauseous -doesn't read shit because she's lazy af when she's high -really not that high though -THIS IS EXACTLY WHY -exactly -stop -do not apologize for you or for kyra or for Juliette or for anyone in this world because you don't need nobody and NO STOP SERIOUSLY DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING JUST BECAUSE YOURE HIGH OH MY GOD IM REALLY SETTING MYSELF UP FOR FAILURE HERE WITH ALL THESE CRYPTIC MESSAGES ABOUT MEDICATION AND MALADAPTIVE {editorial} SHIT -I can't get noooooo.... 🎵 -MOTIVATION -*drum and symbol sound* -just stop being a dick and go to sleep now your phones about to die just put it on airplane mode and go to sleep and STOP TRYNA CONFUSE YOURSELF MAN -wow I am literally trash of a human being but that's not true because you really aren't trash and you know that you're just high and stupid right now so don't be fucking stupid anymore okay like seriously I'm gonna give up on you if you really see this tomorrow on precisely January 21st which you just checked on the calendar so you're really not high rn BC YOURE NOT BEING LAZY AT ALL and you're brain is powerful and YOURE STILL FUCKIN DOIN IT RIGHT NOW SO IF YOU HAVENT NOTICED THAT SOMETHING IS WRONG YET AND YOURE READING THIS ON JANUARY 21ST DURING THE DAY TIME (all bases covered and disaster is on the home plate) ((but not really because it's good to stand up for yourself even when disaster may be inevitable but nothing is inevitable because you're strong and powerful and really trippin yourself out rn and really trying to make sure that you know you're not high rn and still fuckin doin it so like Jesus fucking Christ Alyssa Patrice Thielemann if you're reading this tomorrow and you don't stand up for yourself still then honestly was any of it even worth it at all??? -ha! -vague and over dramatic ;) -fighting fire with fire huh? -seriously you need to stop just STAND UP FOR YOURSELF FOR FUCKING ONCE IN YOUR LIFE DUDE OK??? -similar tactics -last one -foreal this time -you're an idiot -goodnight -Jesus fuckin Christ -KFC: "Kant" fuckin concentratever -just a reminder asshole -okay seriously pls go to sleep -what the fuck -is wrong -with -you -dude -eat something why don't ya -that's not like you -BUT YOU CAN BE CONFIDENT IN YOURSELF WHILE ALSO BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MARIJUANA AND THATS NOT AN ISSUE JUST STOP TRYING TO LIE TO YOURSELF WITH THE BLANKETS AND THE REALLY FUCKIN LONG AND EXCESSIVE TEXTS EARIWR EVERYTHING THAT MADE YOU SO "SICK" EARLIER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE JUST STOP -why'd you say it like that -like what -LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE -okay but really tho like pls stand up for yourself no matter what dawg like Jesus loves you WWJD -totally unominous -and that ain't "unanimous" said with a fancy British accent -look at you not being lazy -no sarcasm -but I shouldn't have to say that -WE GET IT ASSHOLE YOU WERE MAD ALL DAY AND YOURE STILL SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR FAILURE RN AND ITS BECAUSE YOURE LYING TO YOURSELF IF YOU THINK HES GOOD FOR YOU IM TELLING YOU PLS JUST STAND UP FOR YOURSELF AT THE VERY LEAST OKAY??? -stop it doesn't matter if you're high or not just go the fuck to sleep dude for your own fucking sake just let the phone die and go to sleep PLEASE -last ditch efforts -remembering and implanting is cool -train ya brain
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