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Happy STS! Please summarize your WIP in the worst way you possibly could.
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Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 2 Reaction (spoilers!)
All the Titan bridge babies looking around when Shaw fights Seven 🥺 yes 🥺
Oh baby La Forge 🥺
"There's something familiar about him" RIKER PLEASE IM HOWLING
Oh RAFFI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ohhhh my god. Oh Raffi. Oh my GOD. Oh my darling my sweet girl you can do no wrong 😭
my clever girl 🥺 my clever baby girl.
oh. oh raffi.
SEVEN SLAY
i am SO proud of her.
Seven's "you could be the heroes that saves heroes" vs Raffi's "someone needs to speak for the dead" PARALLELS!!!!! HELPING PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO HELP THEM PARALLELS!!!!!!!!!!
lmfaooooooo Picard half beaming Jack out I'm begging be more serious fr 😭
Jack's "smack it until it works again" is so me-coded of him teehee
BOOPIN ON THE SENSORS
NO STOP THE WAY THE TITAN JUST APPEARED IN THERE I CACKLED SO HARD
THIS SHOW IS A MF COMEDY I SWEARRRRR
YES AN EPIC VERSION OF THE TITAN THEME MY BELOVED
"We're basically a hotel now" he's so grumpy shaw is so slay actually
Seven <3 i love uuuuuuuuuuu
JAE??????????????? LIKE JAES AN ARTIST JAE????????????? JAE WHO HAS PAINT SPLATTERS ON HIS SHIRT JAE???????????? HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKJNG FUCMF HOOOOOOLY FUCK
"i have to be. i want to be." my strong darling.
JAE OWNS A BAR?????????? SIR
people believe raffi challenge. fuck you jae. fuck YOUUUUUU jae.
oh my god. gabe or sneed??????? GABE OR SNEED?????????????????? GABE OR SNEED YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING ME IM LEAVING IM NEVER COMING BACK
I HATE EVERYTHING. i hate everything. i. hate. everything.
"You boys are in so much trouble" I agree with Shaw actually. Not the deadname but like
"Captain" "WHAT" "WHAT" this show is so unserious
Oh this villain is JUIIIIIIICY! she is so SLAY
"Official psychological profile with starfleet" SIR IS NO ONE EVER NORMAL IN THIS FORBIDDEN SPACE MILITARY
i can just SEE seven's cogs turning at "jack crusher"
What is it with people and smoking in this show 😭
SIDNEY LA FORGE IS SO BABY AND CUTE 🥺 protect her pls
THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY SO UNSERIOUS DID THEY FUCKING YEET THE ELEOS AT THE TITAN FRRRRRRRR SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING WENT YEET IM CRYING
i actually can't this is a fucking circus show
La forge talking about law of physics yes baby you're so smart and funny 🥺🥺🥺🤏
"How is that even possible" lowkey Shaw is getting relatable like no one @ me but
"We are cornered in space which has no corners" helppp and seven's constant side eyes like sir are you tripping
"Fenris folk" love you hiro and deet <3
TITAN THEME COMING BACK YAYYYYY <3
BRIG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
james cole 💀💀💀
"Sir as a former fenris ranger" yes you are my girl <3 my sweet sweet girl <3
i'm... i'm torn here. shaw's kinda right but seven 🥺 she's just trying to do right by people who would have lost their lives. 500 injuries vs 4 deaths? just. just. THAT'S The complexity of star trek i've missed. the moral dilemmas. the losing either way.
Picard calling Seven Seven slay
Dare i say it PatStew actually looks spunkier this season? When in S2 he just looked covid tired?
"Why are you dancing around it" RIKER KNOWS 🤡🤡🤡
DO THE MATH??????????????? IM WHEEZING DOES RIKER KNOW WHEN THEY'VE BONKED
this show is ACTUALLY SO UNSERIOUS
"do you not see what i see? a british accent, jean luc?"
"Who do you think taught me all this" "..." please this show is a comedy
BEV KICKING JACK'S ASS SO TRUEEEEWWEWEEWEWEEEE
"Because you know her so well" CALL ME A WEEWOOWEEWOO I AM BEGGING
"WHO IS YOUR FATHER" "I NEVER HAD ONE" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
raffi? 🥺 you good girl? 🥺
oh gosh. please told me she found sneed on her own instead of through jae. please. please please please.
A FUCKING BASEBALL???????????????????????
"Artists are unknowable assholes" vs "Jae's an artist" in NML AND WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME
Oh my god Michelle Hurd's acting is so chefs kiss 🤌🤌🤌
haha section 31 why would you BAIT ME LIKE THAT
oh. oh my god. OHHH MY GOD. RAFFI. RAFFI RAFFI RAFFI. NO. MY DARLING GIRL NO. PLEASE NO
"it takes a real addict to fight it this hard" NO
TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK
WORF???????????????????????
OMG IS THAT WHERE THE SCENE OF WORF CARRYING RAFFI COMES FROM
WHY IS THE USS SAFFI SO SMART WE LITERALLY CAUGHT HER HAIR ON HIS SHOULDER LIKE
ALSO. WORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WORF????!!?(!?!!!!???????
also. RAFFI. OHHHH RAFFI. RAFFI 😭😭😭 MY DARLING GIRL YOU'VE BEEN SO BRAVE AND SO STRONG. I LOVE YOU. my sweet clever girl.
why was their grand plan mf WAKING bev they're actually 👁️👄👁️
BEV'S ACTING IN THIS ONE IS A MASTERCLASS IN LESS IS MORE
The shrike being called the shrike is so slay
In conclusion, i laughed a lot until raffi's second scene. then i laughed less.
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Super Junior ask game, and gimme the long in detail answers 👀 1, 3, 4, 5, 14, 16, 57, and 97 🤍
ok here i go ⌨️⌨️!! lol adding a ‘read more’ here because is long and might be annoying, thanks for the ask!
1. When did you become an ELF?
2020 right before quarantine started and covid happened. i have so little around but at the same time it feels like an eternity, they do have a lot of content and i did watch a lot of it during quarantine. i feel in some way i missed a lot of stuff with suju in real time lol i wish i discovered them earlier in my life, but i think they came at the right moment. 😊
3. What was your first impression of SuJu?
well they look serious and really are professionals when it comes to work, i thought they'd be like that and a little boring, i was fucking WRONG. right after i found their music i went straight to check some of their shows, and i watched super tv first, they're fucking crazy pls. and this old show explorers of the human body with tiny sujus? A MASTERPIECE. i'm so glad they have a funny side too, i love them so much and they're absolute professional dorks.
4. First SuJu song you listened to?
officialy? it was ‘2ya2yao’ lol. but i am pretty sure i heard ‘mr. simple’ and ‘bonamana’ somewhere without knowing they are suju songs.
5. Latest SuJu song you listened to?
‘feels good’ from mr simple album. for some reason i want to strip to that song lmao.
14. A member you’d be friends with?
i’d love to be friends with kyuhyun, leeteuk and shindong for reaaaal. i love kyuhyun’s smart sarcasm, leeteuk sometimes is so cringey and i find that kinda cute, and shindong is just so clever and funny at the same time. i’d say all of them in the end HAHAHAHA. but mostly them.
16. The member who is most different than your first impression of them?
the first time i saw donghae i thought he was going to be the most serious but outgoing member of all of them, turns out he’s very cute and a little silly sometimes hahaha. maybe that’s why i see him being very manly and like a very serious person, i mean he is to my eyes lol. same thing happened with siwon. i love this duality they have tho. i think it also applies to all of them, one minute they be performing like pros or doing a serious photoshoot and the next one they’re a fucking disaster, i’m here for that.
57. A new subunit you’d like to see?
83 line sub unit asap pls. also yesung and heechul sub unit. i mean they’ll just debut another sub unit 17 years after they debut, i can still dream, right?!! i am very excited for shinwonteuk tbh. i’ll be fucking replaying their songs non-stop, i am so ready for it. i didn’t think i’d get to experience a sub unit debut since the last one that debuted it was suju d&e like 11 years ago so this is a complete blessing for me because that means they’re not going anywhere and i’ll fucking stay here, hell yes. so please give me teukchul and yechul, thanks! 😭
97. Is SuJu your ult group? What other kpop and non-kpop artists do you like?
they are hahaha. i like some other groups and soloists, like some shinee, exo, nct, h.o.t, bigbang, jessi (she’s not kpop i think), 2ne1, f(x), hyuna, dawn, rain, and a lot more that i can’t remember haha. for non-kpop i’m a very pop person, i listen to old songs a lot, and i like disco (like tina turner, abba, donna summer and such), and recently a lot of artists released disco inspired albums and songs and i loved it! coming back to the main point, they are my ult group and artists. they bring a lot of joy to my life that i never felt before with another artist.
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I'm great actually! These past few weeks have felt like a dream and I really can't get enough of it :)
Oh no D: I'm sorry to hear that! That all sounds draining and shitty in general tbh
Ah same, I hate summer with a passion simply because of the heat. I can't stand it so I'm stoked that summer is ending as well! I've always loved thunderstorms, so that actually sounds super dope. I'm still in Michigan (I think I told you? I'm not sure either lol) but it rains a lot here and I always enjoy it :)
I'm a little sad to see Lost In Assistance go if I'm being honest, I think I grew so attached to them that it's hard to see them go.. They better get their happy ending because they deserve it after all they've been through 😭
I read your Nat fic and it was lovely! R being drunk added a bit of lightheartedness to it which was fun. The angst? Chef's kiss, you nailed it. Think my favorite part of it was when R wanted Wanda to "fix her" up, it made me laugh and the banter was soo good, it felt v real :) I see you have another one coming soon n I'm looking forward to it!
Okay, now for your dark Wanda fic. This one was a TRIP to say the least. Obviously when you go into dark fics, you know to expect wild stuff, but this was something. The build-up was enjoyable, then Chad's dumbass being brought along for the ride (his last😭) was just crazy, then to tie it all off with Wanda messing with your memories was good. I liked it a lot.. which probably sounds a bit insane but oh well
I write for all three actually, though I technically haven't posted anything for Nat yet, I'm hoping to change that soon (er or later with the way this writer's block is going 🙃)
I know this response is kinda sorta late (time moves very fast) and I do apologize! I plan on talking to you more often from now on! I hope life has been treating you decently as of late despite everything that's happened :>
- 🗿 <3
Hiiii you!
How are you and how is everything with you?
I'm so glad to hear back from you! Sorry for the delayed but I'm excited to answer your ask!
I'm so glad to hear that you are great. Oh what happened these past few weeks? Can I guess? You sound like you are in love and just got into a relationship. :D just a wild guess. But pls do tell me what happened the past few weeks to you? I would love to hear your happy story too, if you are comfortable with it.
Yes, at that time was pretty bad for me. I was emotionally drained but when I felt better, I got covid. It was one after another but I'm okay now even though I still feel something funny with my throat and cough a bit.
I know, right? Summer is draining. especially if it has high humidity. I heard that winter here even if it's snowy, we still have chances of tornadoes. It's crazy. It says that it can get really cold here. So i'm looking forward to it, even though it might be too cold for me but it's still better than summer. lol
I start to like Oklahoma more though. I once went back to California, it was good for food wise and met families / friends again but if I compared to this small country-ish city where I live now, I like it better than California. It's because after I live here for few months, the hectic vibe, crowd and traffic felt worse. haha. So I see the silver line from moving to Oklahoma. I think I'm sensitive with situation that has too many people or too much noise. It gives me anxiety. Especially if it's too many people/crowd, it makes me feel trapped and claustrophobic. n it gets worse when there is too much noise.
Does sound or noise can gives you headache/anxiety too? I will explain more in the next ask, after you. :)
Also, I think I forgot to share you the news that 3 months ago, I got my U.S citizenship! Yaay!
About Lost In Assistance, yes it is sad for me too that it's almost over and on the last chapter. I'm working on it but too be honest it is so hard to jump back in writing ch.65 . I don't know why, maybe subconsciously I don't want it to end? Not sure. But I gotta get it done. About the ending, hmmm I'm not gonna give you spoiler. lol. Do they get happy ending? We'll see.. hahaha. :D also thank you for being attached to that story. I appreciate it.
Yaaaay, I'm glad you read my first Nat fic and you enjoyed it. It was fun writing it. I was actually nervous if people would love it or not but so far it gets pretty good responds and I appreciate every single of it. It was my first Nat fic and it felt a little weird in a good way also interesting to write Wanda as R's best friend because I have always write her as R's love interest.
And yes, I actually have 2 more Nat fics coming. I hope you will like them as well.
Oh, my first dark Wanda fic, It is actually one of fics that I'm really proud writing it. I love that fic because it was my original idea and the "darkness" of it came out as how I wanted / pictured it. Haha don't worry, I don't think it's insane if you like it a lot. I'm thinking it is more insane that I enjoyed writing it. lol. I have 2 dark Wanda dark fics and also another one that's my original idea as well.
Oh, that's good that you write for 3 of them. I'm sorry you have a writer block. I really wish I could help. Brainstorming is fun.
Don't worry about replying me late, I understand. I sometimes reply late too. I'm looking forward to talk with you more often and will reply faster. I'm doing okay, still have ups and downs in my days. Today I had a situation with one weird cringey follower in Wattpad that I have to talk a little harder for her to stop messaging me and I had to block her. Other than that, everything is okay. Same shit different days. lol
Talk soon!
Cheerio!
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Hockey Player!AU with Mark
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Group: NCT
Member: Mark Lee
Genre: fluff, romance
Additionally: college!au
Type: Bulletpoint AU
Word Count: approx. 2.3k
→ Inspired by NCT U’s 90s Love!
I’m gonna be completely honest: I don’t know shit about hockey so apologizes in advance
Mark is a left-winger for the team
he plays for his university’s team and they’re actually pretty good
within the three-ish years that he’s been on the team, they’ve won a couple of championships
it’s not really hard considering that Mark takes everything too seriously
(at least that’s what Donghyuk says during practice all the time)
Johnny somewhere: “okay Mark”
Yuta: “let’s not overreact Mark”
Taeyong: “leave my son alone”
Mark: “I’m a grown adult…”
Taeyong: “shhh”
since he used to play for his team back in hometown, he naturally joined the university’s team
he was a natural and everyone easily took a liking to him
especially since now they have someone to make fun of constantly
by they, I literally mean just Donghyuk
I’m just kidding—it’s all in good fun because it just shows how close they are
Mark is just that one college kid that’s still cute even when he’s not a freshman anymore
the other team members still treat him like the youngest even though YangYang and Sungchan are like
👁👄👁 hello ?
speaking of which, their teamwork is incredible and it shows through their games
and, on the rare occasions that they don’t win, they still have dinner together afterwards
well, it’s less of dinner and more of drinks and strategizing what went wrong—which are kind of depressing but it’s fine
at least that’s what Sicheng says as captain, but it sounds like denial
anyways, even though Ten is the co-captain, they all work to make their play plan together
they all contribute ideas, especially since they’ve been in the positions they’ve been in for, like, ever
anyways
again, Mark is like really good
so you know he got that bombass scholarship
and that’s what really pushes him to do well bc let’s be real, college is e x p e n s i v e
he also likes ice skating in general because the cold reminds him of home
so he’s one of those hockey players that also likes figures skaters and it’s funny because he gets so many weird looks from the others
(altho, Jeno goes with him sometimes bc he’s nice)
back to what I was saying tho: Mark is really good
despite his personality, he’s a bit more aggressive on the ice—considering he’s a forward
Donghyuk, the right-winger: he makes sense
there’s the passive aggressive-ness
Mark? who knew he had some strength to him when it’s actually applied
seriously, have you seen his thighs?
speaking of which, the team serves a lot of looks
which means a lot of speculators that show up to the games
which means lots of fans
people typically come for the looks, but then stay for the games bc the team is very underrated
they actually win games and everything but like
advertising for the team? nonexistent
@stupid college funding distributions that focus on mediocre sports like football
so, where do you fall into the mix? you’re an og stan
you’ve been in the stands since you entered university
it didn’t even have anything to do with the members (altho, it is nice to have some eye-candy)
you just……… like hockey
even if you don’t understand much about it
it’s just… interesting to watch
so, whenever the season rolls around, you go to the games
but to say over the years that you didn’t develop a particular attachment to our boy Mark…… is an absolute lie
so, do you have a crush on Mark?
yes
but also like
who doesn’t have a crush on Mark
this man is literally so talented and nice and adorable and he just makes you want to take care of him all the time and ugh
one of your friends went to a game with you and literally was just like “oh he’s cute”
You: “we know”
he’s def one of those guys who everyone has or has had a crush on at some point
and you are no different
the thing is that you are fine with not ever confessing because you’re happy with just being on the sidelines because you’ve. literally. just been on the sidelines…
the idea of confessing feels ridiculous bc realistically, what would you mean to some guy that literally e v e r y person has a crush on?
the thing is though is that Mark knows you
at least, he knows of your presence
if he didn’t, it would be embarrassing considering that you come to every game - he’s got loyalty unless some people
Ten: “who?”
Mark: “dude”
Donghyuk: “is this another one of your imaginary friends?”
Mark: “I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE”
jkjk , they all kind of know you, considering you’re one of the more consistent faces since they’ve been playing in these games (primarily the home ones bc free tickets for students but still)
you also don’t paint your face or anything—you just show up in your university sweatshirt with a couple of those foam light up sticks or something
again, not that wild like signs with his face or anything
you’re just…. a spectator
but yeah, Mark knows of you as a loyal fan ?
who also is kind of cute when you’re cheering for them
I want to emphasize that you have gone to, like, nearly every game, but the main ones you’ve *always* have gone to are the home games bc they’re more convenient
or the final games bc hello
they’re the finals, why the fuck would you miss the finals
I emphasize this because, when you’ve suddenly gone down with the flu, you literally cannot make it to the finals championship game
you thought: no one was gonna notice your absence anyways
haha, you thought
anyways
your friends figured you were sick from the beginning and were like, my friend, it’s flu season, stay away from me and pls stay at home
(wash your hands kids, it’s still covid season)
so you didn’t go and stayed in and binged watched iCarly or something
meanwhile, during the game, Mark was like
where... where are you???
so homeboy is highkey distracted and lowkey worried bc did you die???
(you were dying bc of your clogged nostrils, but otherwise, no)
they somehow managed to win by a couple of points so it was kind of fine
but the teasing was increased by all of Mark’s friends
i.e. Johnny, Donghyuk, Jaehyun, and everyone else
come on, it’s so easy to make fun of him
but like he doesn’t care about any of it bc he was worried about you
which got him thinking
why is he worried about someone whose name he doesn’t even know? is there something more? why is there something more? he literally doesn’t know you? except that you come to the games and you’re really cute cheering him on? what is this?
you know, ✨just Mark things✨
this bothered him for quite a bit more than he liked to admit
and it’s about a couple of days later
things are normal and you don’t feel like everything is dripping out of your nose
until you’re walking through campus from your class
and there’s some footsteps running from behind you that makes you coil up into a semi-standing ball bc you thought a bunch of frat boys were just excited or some shit
but then the footsteps stop at you and you’re standing there, wide-eyed
in front of an out of breath Mark
he was walking out of his class with Jaemin and he spotted you from across the quad
and immediately ran to you
Jaemin: I was talking but okay
this isn’t about you Jaemin
anyways
Mark is in front of you, panting and you’re just like sir?
You: “how are you out of breath? aren’t you an athlete?”
Mark: “oh my God, you’re just like Donghyuk”
you give him a bit of time (and some water bc he seemed like he needed it)
and once he’s caught his breath, he stands up and blurts it out
Mark: “what happened to you during the championship?”
You: “....................... what?”
seeing you blink at him confused, he can feel his ears reddening when he’s realized the situation he’s put himself into
Mark: “um, I just”
Mark: “I noticed that you weren’t at the game”
You: still confused bc how does he know about you
You: “huh?”
Mark: oh my God this is the wrong person, want to die
Mark: “you know what, I have the wrong person, I’m just gonna bounce I am so sorry—”
he starts backing up, but you aren’t letting him escape
You: “whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa, hold up hold up”
You: “I didn’t even know that you knew that I knew you”
You: “wait, did you run here just to ask me that?”
Mark is full on flushed at this point bc of all the questions and realizations and it’s all crashing down on him all too soon
and now you have this mischievous look in your eyes that remind him of Ten when he’s clowning Doyoung and he feels like he’s made a mistake
a good mistake but still a mistake
You: “is it?”
Mark: “well, you like, show up to all of our games and you didn’t go to the finals so I didn’t know if anything happened”
You: “oh, I got sick and I figured I shouldn’t be going into giant crowds while having my insides die internally”
You: “but, I did hear from my friends, congrats btw”
Mark: “thanks”
Mark: “are you feeling better tho?”
You: “yeah, but like, my throat is still kind of shitty”
Mark: “oh, if you want, I have a couple of friends who might be able to cook something up for your throat”
Mark: “I’d offer to make something, but Kun doesn’t let me in the kitchen anymore after finding out about the egg incident”
You: “the egg incident?”
Mark: “I can’t cook, like. at all.”
You: “I think I’m good, I was just gonna go get some tea to make it less scratchy or something”
Mark: “I can walk you?”
You: “sure”
so you two go to a cafe or something for you to get some warm tea and you two end up talking and you get to know each other a bit
and then you end up trading numbers and you make some time together
since Mark doesn’t have to go to practice until the next season, his time has opened up considerably
sometimes you study together
other times, you go check out some other places nearby campus
(eventually, you did get to try Taeyong, Jaehyun, and Kun’s food, to which there was no turning back at that point bc they make the best kind of food—free)
you’re basically dating at this point and his friends know you as his significant other so
Chenle: “is (Y/N) gonna be here?”
Mark: “no? it’s our movie night”
Donghyuk: “aren’t you dating tho?”
Mark: “what”
he told you he took it casually and cool, but considering how red his ears were getting when he told you………………. cute
Mark: “c-can you believe they thought we were dating?”
You: “is that not what we’re doing?”
Mark: “what?”
you both established your relationship after that and Mark got a lot more shy and it’s super adorable bc it makes you wanna take care of him and ugh
he’s precious okay
also cut to him trying to ask the other guys for advice, but then he gets embarrassed as Johnny and Ten tries to educate him about love
or how Lucas gives him cheesy lines to use on you
these boys are having a field day and Xiaojun and Doyoung have never felt more at peace
anyways
def the nervous type that he can’t even hold your hand and keeps asking if it’s okay
so you’re the top of this relationship bc he’s a shy lil boy
after a bit tho, he gets more comfortable and it’s great
he’ll get teased often right? when it happens in front of you, he just runs to you with a whine of your name and buries his face into your neck
and you end up yelling at someone
it’s cute tho
bc they def see you both as an adorable couple
when the hockey season starts rolling around again, you def spend more time at the practices—whether you’re there to watch, do your homework, or just help motivate him to play better
you started dressing up more too, especially since he gave you his jersey so you started wearing them to the games (and also face paint bc Jungwoo had some extra for an unknown reason)
and you make Mark Lee signs and it’s super cute
Sicheng also invites you to the afterparty dinners bc why not
also, remember that thing I said about watching figure skaters?
you two watch the Olympics for that and it’s like tradition now for you two to settle in front of the tv with snacks and watch them skate
so, since he’s an athlete, he has to be careful with his body bc then like scholarship will go poof
that means some of your dates might be physically limited
like he’ll go mini-golfing with you, but he can’t go to like self-defense classes with you
he’ll go to support you but if his foot gets busted, his coach and the rest of the team will be on his ass and he feels a bit bad about it but like you understand
considering that you absolutely refuse to get on the ice bc hockey is hard people
speaking of hockey, you told Mark he’s hot when he plays and he was FLUSHED
bc like the look in his eyes and the way he carries himself…. reminds you of when you’re doing some more………...steamy activities
anyways, stan Mark Lee
he’s a sweetheart who works so hard and you’re there to provide him with lots of love
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one of u married ppl pls tell me i relate i took my wedding ring off right before bed last night to put some lotion on my hands (i don’t like the way the lotion gets stuck around it so i wait for the lotion to soak in and then put it back on) but last night i FORGOT TO PUT IT BACK ON and then adhd brain kicked in and i didn’t notice until i was at work and spent all day with my hand feeling weird and also panicking that i’d lost it in the grocery store where i work
Okay so STORYTIME
Andrew always takes his ring off when he's lifting weights because it pinches his finger when he lifts and also he doesn't want it to get scratched up.
So he's at the gym right and he has his ring off. His gym is by appointment only right now because COVID, so there's only a few other people there. He's not paying attention to any of them because he's doing his thing and why would he when he has me waiting for him at home? Obviously he's thinking about me 24/7.
So the person who works the front desk is walking by and stops when she sees Andrew. She's like, omg I saw that you got married but I guess it was no good, huh? I always thought you were way out of his league LOL anyway what are you doing later?
She obviously didn't get the memo that Andrew is like, hella fucking gay, but she also didn't realize that Andrew's husband was picking him up from the gym so they could go run errands together after and he was right behind her.
Poor thing. Honestly. I just... I have this problem with my mouth. It just says things completely against my will. So I just let it do its thing.
I was like 'Hey drew! Ready to go? I know I'm out of your league but I really hope we can still go grocery shopping together because like the cats really need food and I need you to use your muscles to get the big bag and maybe you should idk mind your fucking business." That last part was to her and she was all 😳 and I was all 🥰 and she was like 'sorry I just thought' and I was like no, you didn't think. He takes it off so he can lift weights before he comes home to me and then she left lol.
Andrew put his ring back on as we were leaving and waved to her with his left hand and it was really fucking funny. Like okay of course she hit on him have you seen him? But don't be like oh you're out of his league (even though he is) like haha yeah I could see that divorce coming (she didn't).
Now I'm annoyed all over again. 😒
THE END. -N
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Oh so we took the same quiz yeah. Sounds like yours is pretty accurate really!
I found out today my friend is, in fact, bisexual, and idk I'm just apprehensive her husband will try to use that against us at some point but I'm sure that's just my anxiety talking. I am a good friend when I put some effort into it I guess but I complained the entire time we were cuddling bc I'm also a bit of an asshole haha. Good thing she ignored it tho, sometimes I wonder why my friends put up with me lol.
See now we know how to win you over miss, readers unite! She'll give us all we want if we compliment her loads (I'm joking, pls leave her alone. Girl has got an important job that keeps her busy).
I actually watched a few clips of The Six musical on youtube but couldn't find the entire thing. I was able to watch the whole Legally Blonde Musical on YT tho.
Cool! I do like Kylie Minogue so I'll def check this song out. I'm sorry you had to go through that but I'm happy Kylie made it better at least! I listened to Nirvana when I got my heart broken, clearly there are two types of people lol. Little Mix is good too! I've never heard of Peach PRC tho but I'll also give it a go, thank you! I recommend Pink + White by Frank Ocean, Washing Machine Heart by Mitski and Just Kiss Her by Concorde. Hope you like it, have been listening to these a lot lately!
My day was great too! The whole weekend really. Glad to hear you had a good time as well. Awh I'm sure they'll win next time! Have a good week Colour and take care!
Mine is so accurate its scary haha!! Ahh I see why you would be anxious about that but I am sure nothing bad will happen- but I totally understand why you would be anxious over something like that because I'm anxious all day every day haha
I don't think you're an ass for complaining especially if you're not an overly touchy person like people really should understand that and not be too harsh on you for not being as into physical touch as they are I don't think it makes you an ass at all that you complained. I know my best friend would complain if I wanted her to cuddle with me because she's not an overly touchy person at all with anyone!!
You really do know the way to win me over... like just be the tiniest bit nice to me that's really all it takes... it's quite a worry actually haha 😂 And yes my new job is keeping me so busy!! But I have one week left of this term / semester and then I get a week off so I can do some more writing which is great but I really am hoping to have an update for you all very soon!! .... nice words are always welcome though haha 😂 😉
I wonder if the whole musical has been deleted then I'll have to check my liked videos and see because I used to watch it all the time but haven't had much time to watch it again recently it's honestly great and K. Howard has the best song ( almost 7 minutes long and she gets some of the best lines in the show)
Legally blonde the musical is incredible gutted I didn't get a part because I had a cold during auditions but like, I'm totally gonna fo watch it when it's actually showing at the theatre
There is a song called Golden but I am recommending the WHOLE album here because it has some truly incredible songs on it and just made me feel so much better. Like Radio On is a song that just spoke to me so much during that time and Shelby 68 is one of my all time favourite Kylie Minogue songs. The whole album is incredible and when me and my sister saw Kylie on her golden tour it was such an incredible night like the whole album is just *chef's kiss* Peach PRC only has like 5 songs or something but she's great and she's on tiktok and she's pretty funny too I really like her... and I love Little Mix should've seen them this year but because of Covid the tour was postponed until next year *sigh* I will see them eventually though!!
Ooo I'll definitely check these songs out when I get chance, probably when I'm on my way to work tomorrow!!
I'm glad you're whole weekend was great!! Mine was too it was nice getting to see some of my family though I am eagerly waiting for the day that me and all of my siblings are together (hopefully November 5th for Bonfire / Guy Fawkes Night!!)
I mean they probably won't we're not the best team but dammit I still love them and the fans are pretty great too very passionate people in the city of Leeds!!
Thank you I hope you have a good week and take care too!! 💜
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no dearest, dont worry, ive been super busy with exams and auditions so i couldnt reply to this, super sorry ;n; but im here now so here we go!
mmm same, tasteful smut is preferable, tho rare. oh no! pls dont feel pressured to follow me on anything, i post very sporadically on that acc so you probably wont see much yet haha
hehe sometimes it just be like that. mmm real life isnt happy, so it makes sense that angst is more realistic, plus people are shitty /hj so its easier to have smth to base the characters and action off. but if angst is what you feel comfortable with, im glad you found it and you can write it so well!
yes i totally agree! they just suck you in, there is no escape. mmm indeed. i guess i just (and im sure you feel the same way) wish that they would be able to stick to what they are good at, and what they enjoy, rather than what will make them the most money and recognition
hehe i dont mind! im here if you wanna rant abt the amazingness that is he, i know the feeling of almost bursting from having to talk abt smth and not being able to :) yesss hes just so comfortable and familar even tho obviously we dont and can never truly know him. hes just like a good good friend. (albeit one whos abs we rave abt). :( ohh im sorry you were in a bad place, but its good that you were able to find something to help, im sure channie would be very happy to know he helped someone :) hehe i find myself listening for him in all their tracks, its a bit like felix in that its quite distinctive and very satisfying haha. YES seonghwa is just *wordless mouthing of amazement* mmm, its going to be super hard for them to top that, fever and drunk dazed were *chefs kiss* but hopefully theyll be better soon, ive been so worried abt all of them, with the whole covid thingo, especially nikki, hes only 15 and hes rlly sick away from his parents and his home :(( poor thing. man sunoo's immune system of absolute titanium, hopefully the rest of the boys are feeling better :(
yes i KNOW right. :((( huh i guess its strange cos i cant wait to get out of high school and ur wishing you could go back :') ahh that must be strange
oooh cool! ahuh yes, im sensing a type lol. ooh fellow jake, hyuka and lisa bias! for me, nikki and jennie are bias wreckers and im not super into txt but yES i agree, he always looks impeccable. i see what you mean with jake! hes got this kinda awkward charm from what little ive seen of him. mmm well... as a chan, seonghwa and namjoon bias, i can sympathise with having a definite postion type
no darling! they wouldnt be wasted at ALL. yes, you must tell me if you are ever going to leave here :((
but on brighter topics, i finished all my midterms and had my first therapy session this week so thats good! how are you feeling today? anything else you want to discuss? hope you're doing well :)
<3 w.a. 🐺
yoooo i was starting to worry about where you were but i remembered that you talked about exams. it's alright! take your time. also auditions o.O good luck with that!!
oh don't half joke people are shitty. they really are. funny how we talk about how we're talking about how angst is my element but i just finished writing a fluffy chan fic.
yeah :( i also hope that the money making thing wouldn't be their top priority but it's still a business industry so i get why the marketing is done that way.
i rambled to an irl about chan today so idt my head would explode from keeping chan chitchat in. chan is as safe space as an idol can get for me. i want to thank him for quite literally saving me in 2020 someday. it's the first thing i'll mention if i get to have a fancall with him.
i'm currently waiting for ateez comeback! i'm hoping deja vu won't disappoint bc the song isn't bad at all o.O it takes me back to my 2nd gen roots even. abt enhypen i heard 2 are back and posting? idt they got the worst of the symptoms + they're young and i'm sure their immune systems aren't too weak.
LMAO. it's because high school was a lot easier than uni so if i were to choose from the two evils, i'd choose the lesser one.
abt my biases? really? o.O bc i've always been told that i don't have a clear bias HAJHA. i'm glad we have a few similar biases <33 the definite position type HAJH you and my friends have the same thing going on. she's all for rappers tho.
i'll tell you if i ever choose to leave. i doubt it would be any time soon xd
congratulations on finishing all your midterms and i'm glad you got to go to your therapy session. how was it? i hope you're doing well. go and take care of yourself! reward yourself a little for finishing the exams :>
my feet and legs are sore as fuck. i've been dancing the whole day and i haven't been exercising a lot so a day full of just moving around kinda shocked me. i'll be sleeping in a few though so i hope i feel better in the morning.
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are you worried about how the writers will go with gallavich? they did so dirty to them over the years that a part of me is so anxious and afraid that they'll f- it up their relationship :/ i hope they'll just be cozy and happy and in love i don't want any drama between them pls
hmm yes and no?? i don’t have any worries about them breaking up or anything like that. they’re literally married now, y’know? we’re way past the point of their relationship ending being a possibility. and while i don’t mind them working through things like money problems etc you better bELIEVE i’m salty about the whole “the honeymoon period is over!!!” thing bc they said the exact same thing last season and it’s like, what honeymoon period!!!! you didn’t let us see any of it!!!!!! but that’s not really a worry and more just me being annoyed bc i will always care 10000 times more about pointless domesticity than pointless conflict lmao
at the end of the day i’m hoping any drama will be relatively short-lived (like 1-2 eps max) and relatively minor. i don’t think it’s a season for major drawn out issues and i hope to god the writers can see that too.
personally my biggest concern going into this season has been how they’ll handle covid bc (and i’ve said this before) i genuinely refuse to watch if they make it the forefront story and - even worse - try to put a comedic twist on it. it’s not funny and it takes up way too much of my personal daily life/thoughts that i really don’t need to see it portrayed in fiction. but for rn it seems like they’re just going to be treating as part of life within the show which i can handle. so with that worrying me so much the past few months i honestly didn’t think much about how they’ll treat gallavich haha
but i have to believe that by the time it gets to 11x12 everything will be okay and while it might not be a perfect ending it’ll still be a happy one <3
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hi! i just wanted to let you how much your fics (especially tts) mean to me. at the start of covid i was separated from my girlfriend for about 4 months. i got into reading a lot of fanfic (i find it comforting) and one time on our nightly call my girlfriend was feeling sad so i offered fo read to her. it became part of the nightly routine and after finishing what i happened to be reading at the time i looked for more fics to read her. (1/4)
we ended up reading tired tired sea and it was just... indescribably perfect. it’s so evocative and emotional, but also very serene. it’s also funny how reading is a thing for l and h in it and it’s also my thing with her. (2/4)
since then we’ve read two more of your fics together and i’ve read all of them personally, and all of your writing is incredible but i really can’t get over tts. i sometimes walk down to the beach in my city at sunrise before anyone is there and listen to music and just think about it. (3/4)
i hope that you’re very proud because in my opinion you’ve created a genuine masterpiece. as for all of your writing, it had helped me and my girlfriend through a difficult time and gave us a new way to connect with each other, so thank you so much for that. so sorry for the long message, it just feels weird for your work to have had such an impact on my life and for you to not know it. (4/4)
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oh anon. i’m so soft.
pls don’t apologise. it means the world to me to know that i could help you & her during these trying times. stories can be such a comforting thing and there is very little i find better than sharing them with people. i mean, that’s literally why i write haha. so yeah, the mental image of you two sharing my stories truly is beautiful. thank you for telling me 💕💕 it’s made my entire day x
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HAHA YES YOU HAVE i just thought you'd like me to link it because i assumed you'd have alot of asks and wouldn't know which i'm referring to!
AND ILL GIVE U SOME CHANGMIN LUCKKK my jungwon / sunghoon / jeno / yeonjun luck sucks so bad omg i pulled like,, teddywon thrice and applehoon AND THATS LITERALLY IT 😭 i had to buy boring jeno to complete my hot sauce full collection :")
ON ANOTHER NOTE I JUST LEFT THE local kpop store here and i spent ￦132,765 ON 4 d:a and 2 essential AFTER SPENDING ￦56,000 ON BOTH TXTENHA DECOKITS and i still need to buy beomgyu birthday merch literally cryinf im so broke and have been unemployed and the cashier also promised to save txt jewel case for me when stock comes in since i have been going to the store everyweek for it (and the week i got covid nd didn't come was the week that stock came in 😭) so im going back on friday to collect it @@
I THINK i may collect dimension : answer despite initiallt rethinking it since i already collect more than half! i pulled a jake no dupe earlier :") so ill either sell the whole album to buy another one or trade for a member i don't have! i'm still missing riki, sunoo, sunghoon for no and jungwon heeseung for yet! only collecting the pc for now @@ the polaroid maybe not yet..
i actually have this picture of my whole collection of 241 pcs (now 251 :")) AND I GENUINELY ALMOST CRIED??? i didn't know i collected so many :") at one point of time i wanted to stop collecting altogether bcs of the impact on my wallet but i received albums the next day and yea😭😭 i'm still thinking if i should stop collecting soon but idk.. :(
-🤖 (SORRY FOR THE SUPER LONG ASK :()
im relatively good at remembering previous asks but i appreciate the gesture so much !!! 💖 ALSO 🤖 ANON YOU DONT HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE LENGTH OF YOUR ASK IM HONORED YOU CHOSE TO WRITE SO MUCH :’D
omg pls i’ll exchange my jungwon luck bc ??? 😭 i dont even collect him and always manage to pull him HAHAH i think i honestly have more jungwon pcs than any other member which is funny considering i’ve literally bought jay and sunghoon pcs to grow the collection <//3 but omg i think i have relatively good yeonjun luck too ?? which is great bc he’s my ult HAHAH but i think i want to collect taehyun :o BUT ????? WDYM THATS IT I WOULD EAT MY HAIR FOR TEDDYWON AND APPLEHOON D;
OH MY GOSH YOUR WALLET 😭 ROBOT ANON PLS DONT GO BROKE LMAOOAOA i just converted that to us dollars and 😳 i mean !!!! treat yourself yk 🥰 THE CASHIER IS SO NICE THO <33 i didn't even know txt had jewel cases LMAOAOA the more you know 💫 but lmk what pulls you got for the albums you bought !! 💘
and omg you’re going to collect all the members for that album?? :o good luck !! honestly you seem pretty close to getting the rest of the members so i hope it works out :’) im sure you can trade around until you get them <33
251 PCS THATS SO MUCH :o that’s like ?? my college tuition 😳 but omg you’re going to be rich RICH when groups get older and those pcs become more rare 🤧 but anon if your wallet’s feeling empty then maybe take a break for a little and get back into it when you’re ready again !! that’s what i had to do for a little last year :’)
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ah my new year gathering was canceled ! the host got covid the week before and just canceled it in case! and uhm ( • •;) i have like 256GB HAHA but i'm at 10k now ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ back when i had 6k photos i told myself that it's not going to be worse than this.... then it did.... ANYWAYS I SAW THEY STARTED POSTING ON INSTAGRAM i'm like pls let me catch up first (T＿T)
yeah league is similar to val! when people say playing league is a red flag they usually categorize it with val... but i choose to turn a blind eye on it.. for now bdkdbdkdn oh i play sstbz too! oh my god, have you seen a clip of jacob failing at sunwoo's rap and saying "sunwoo, rap slower please" LOL the whole thriller album 🙅🏻♀️ too hard for my chubby little fingers. oh i'm not a skater, (professionally wise) but i'm avid fan of it! i just like to casually do skate. oo figure skating ? figure skating always fascinated me, why did you quit if i may ask?
ooo bermuda line + sangyeon? and gosh you don't need to say thank you! i wanted to see how you were doing even if i didn't have enough energy to talk <3 gosh,,, i love wadada although the second part of the chorus... not my fav but i'm on neutral on the "oh~" part now! hmm, SMILEY!! smiley gives me like a disney 2010s vibe and i miss that era. i also like polaroid love & pirate ! any groups you recently started listening to? hmm usually with two toned hair most people call it skunk LOL. i know my big three! (obviously my sun sign is scorpio) cancer moon and gemini rising ! i don't know much about zodiacs but my chart says i have water the most then earth after and fire then air in last! man, everyone who guesses my chart as well think i give off earthy vibes, so you're not alone! and thank you! but maybe sticker playing on repeat on my feed helps me think it's okay LMAO.
but ah i should've realized from your blog theme i never thought about that BDKXNXKX. hmm mine changes on the day but it's mainly dark purple. even though i don't post on my blog anymore, if you saw it you could as well tell from my theme! gosh i agree! i don't know how long your winter break was but mine was pretty lengthy but still felt so short 😭.
gosh -20? i can never endure the cold, the most it gets cold here is like 60 (fahrenheit) ~15 celsius! it doesn't snow here but in the winter we get wind and light rain ;-; (i don't know if you can tell where i live based on the weather, can you guess? HAHA) but yes stay warm as well ! -🐿
ahh well i hope you had a fun new years anyway!! but yes stay safe and healthy <3 omg 256gb didn't sound like a whole lot until i checked my phone and... i'm sitting at 64gb 🤡 tho my gallery is mostly just tbz and fic insp LMAO. but yeah INSTAGRAM TOO NOW as if it wasn't already hard enough to keep up with their updates in one spot!!
league, val, and... overwatch 🥴 the trifecta of red flags AHAHA. and omg sstbz... sunwoo's raps!! are so difficult!!! would agree that thrill-ing as an album is difficult, obviously with out of control, but thrill ride... isn't exactly one easy either... but omg watching juyeon play compared to the other members is so funny!! ahh i see, yeah skating is fun!! i quit bc of a knee injury years ago but like i wasn't great at it anywayyy :') now it's kinda just fun showing off a little while casually skating with friends or attempting to teach them simple moves haha (or like... analyzing olympic figure skaters like i've been doing these days LMAOO)
juyeon has actually made a comeback on my bias list since my last message about him slipping but i feel like that might be due to his hair... maverick era did him dirty >:(( i'm also writing him rn so there's that LOL. ooh the wadada dance looks like so much fun!! i saw the huening fam cover but ngl still don't like the song very much... agreed that the second half of the chorus is what makes it not so good HAHA. smiley is fun, have you listened to the rest of the album? i'm obsessed with her bside pretty boys 🤩 ooh polaroid love is a nice song to write to!! hmm i really liked yuju's album OH AND the game by pentagon!!
ohhh i don't think i would've guessed air being last for you but the earth vibes part is so interesting considering it's not in your big 3? have you read into your chart? i'm not exactlyyy a believer but there are some things on my chart description that seem strangely accurate HAHA. i have a taurus moon, libra rising, and gemini venus/mars!! oh is your theme still dark purple... would i find u... if i went thru my followers 👀 JK JK but that's a pretty colour!! i like purple too 🤩
just 60 fahrenheit??? lucky omg... i cannot stand walking my dog these days it's so cold 😭 wonder if jacob is also enjoying this canadian weather now that he's back LMAO. but hmm based on that i'd probably guess cali, arizona, nevada, texas for where you live??? haven't been to texas but when i did a winter trip to the other three states it basically felt like the fall weather here :')
but yes stay warm!! take care of yourself!! i hope you're doing well <3
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You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: Wyd/
You: ?*
Stranger: i'm jake, you?
Stranger: also j chilling here
You: Well, i actually asked "what r you doing" but it's alright
You: Ohhhhhh
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You: Well, i'm Sarah
Stranger: nice to meet you sarah
Stranger: and wyd? 😂
You: nice to meet u as well lol
Stranger: also how old are you?
You: I'm just listening to music 😂
You: I'm 16
You: wbu?
Stranger: oh cool i'm 17
Stranger: i'm listening to music too
Stranger: whatchyu listenin to?
You: Oh what song?
You: oHH
You: Hm, Take me Home, i guess
Stranger: oh i don't think you'd like it 😂 it's not pleasant
Stranger: Take me home!! love that song
Stranger: it's amazing
You: Ohhhh i think the sameee
You: About Take me home, sure
You: Tell what r u listening, pls
Stranger: I'm listening to this
Stranger: Currently going through some grief, and this helps, in some weird twisted way
You: Wait
You: is the lyric?
Stranger: wait sorry?
You: is that the lyrics of the song?
Stranger: oh no, that's just my thoughts
You: Ohhhhh
Stranger: did you try taking a listen?
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Stranger: not exactly the sweetest shit huh 😂
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Stranger: Hmm we don't have to, there's dark stuff, and I don't wanna put that on ya
You: Don't worry but if u don't want to, it's okay :)
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Stranger: Tell me what's on your mind, how's life been for you?
You: Well...
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Stranger: Why?
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Stranger: Well, what's been bothering you?
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Stranger: Wait I never asked, where are you from?
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Stranger: Are you latina?
Stranger: I'm from NY!
You: well, depends on what u consider latina😂
You: But yea, i guess...
You: Ohhh Ny, that's so cool
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Stranger: and yup! i love it here
You: Nvm, i was just kidding 😂
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Stranger: i bet you're cute
You: Ohh thanks :) but i don't think so
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You: well, how r things over there?
You: covid and stuff
Stranger: Well not too good tbh
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Stranger: what's your life like? relationships, school, hobbies, etc?
You: Well, it depends like... relationships= only my friends, school= not so bad
You: I dance so...it's my hobbie
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Stranger: you dance??
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You: Yea, at least I used to dance 😂
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You: Ohhh 😂
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Stranger: Sing, play piano, and paint
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You: Well, where's your mask?
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Stranger: but i'd take it off if you were here -_-
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Stranger: After all, you gotta leave room for 😘
You: I'll take a flight oke?
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Stranger: Oh please do baby 😂
Stranger: Also if we accidentally disconnect, just type "jakesarah" in the interests
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You: No way Jakeeee 😂
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You: Paçoquita
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Stranger: and what else :)
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Stranger: Oh that sounds niceee, sounds tasty
You: Wait, actually not a jam, just a peanut candy
You: Yeaa it's rlly good
Stranger: oh wow, candy!
Stranger: i love candy
Stranger: Hmm what else?
Stranger: Are you bringing kisses?
You: Ohhh who doesn't, right?
You: Oh 😂 u got meee
Stranger: you better bring plenty 😂 😂 😂
You: Funny 😂
Stranger: Oh well, you won't?
Stranger: Don't worry. I'll bring enough for both of us
Stranger: ;)
You: Well, I'll think about it 😂
You: Waittt whaaat
Stranger: Did google translate fail LOL?
You: Actually, Omegle translate to English again😂
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I said don't worry, I'll bring enough for the both of us :)
You: I hadn't seen you typed in Portuguese, I just saw it now 😂
Stranger: OH
Stranger: omg
You: Yeaaa i knowww
You: I'm so proud 😂
Stranger: of me? 😂
You: Yea sure 😂
Stranger: 😂 😂 😂
Stranger: of who?
You: You duhhh
You: 😂
Stranger: AWW
Stranger: she sweet <3
You: not so sweet oke 😂
Stranger: yes so sweet 😘
You: i'll change your mind, trust me 😂
Stranger: with kisses? ;)
Stranger: im sure those wouldn't be sour :)
You: Well, i'll think about it 😂
Stranger: 😂 😂 😂
You: sour 😂 awfuul
Stranger: hahaa 😂
You: 😂
You: hey, what time is it over there?
Stranger: it's 8:31
Stranger: wbu?
You: 9:31
You: pm, sure
Stranger: ahhh, that's neat
Stranger: you go to bed when?
You: Soon, i guess
You: but not now
Stranger: What are you gonna do before?
You: Well...
You: talk to u..maybe
You: keep talking actually lol
Stranger: Ah that's nice :)
You: :))
You: can i ask if u have insta?
Stranger: I do, yeah
Stranger: I don't share social media here, if that's ok
Stranger: i hope you don't mind
You: Ohhh
You: Nah, it's totally okay :)
Stranger: Thanksss
Stranger: You probably do, right?
You: what do u think? lol
You: yea, i do
Stranger: Ahaha yeah i guessed
Stranger: I'm not a big fan of social media, you?
You: i'm not that big fan but yea, i use it a lot lol
You: makes any sense?
You: 😂
Stranger: Ahhh yeah haha
Stranger: i do too
Stranger: addiction lol
You: yea, that sucksss 😂
You: but what can i do, right?
Stranger: Is your acct public?
Stranger: Yeah haha, i feel ya
You: Private actually
You: bcz u know...like omegle and stuff
Stranger: HAHA you come here a lot then?
You: I wouldn't make it public
You: Actually i dont oke?
You: Like, just sometimes
You: but still
Stranger: Ahh yeah i know what you mean
Stranger: i only come here sometimes too
Stranger: not too often tho lol
Stranger: what do you usually come here for? how is it usually?
You: Mhm i can imagine it😂
You: Idk, I just come here to talk and meet some people, idk, it's pretty random yea
Stranger: huh, that's nice
Stranger: How does it usually go
You: and I've met a lot of friends here, that's the good part
You: Well*
Stranger: Ah, good friends?
You: Wait, not "a lot", i met a lot of people but friends, only 3, i guess...
Stranger: Oh, are they nice?
Stranger: I've usually not kept contact except with one girl i met a few months ago
You: Yea, they're...like u know
You: Ohh gotcha u
Stranger: wait what? 😂
You: what what 😂
Stranger: "like u know"
Stranger: what do u mean lol
You: Ohh yea, like 😂 funny story, actually not that funny
You: Oh nvm
Stranger: Wait tell me lol
Stranger: im curious
You: It's nothing much oke? Just like, i had a friend that i met here and
You: and he disappeared 😂 that's it
Stranger: LOL 😂 😂 😂
Stranger: you got ghosted poor u
You: Yea i guess 😂 poor me
Stranger: it be rough huh
Stranger: i mean i don't use it much, bc most people aren't as nice as you or that other girl i met
Stranger: that other girl's a little too nice though if you know what i mean 😏 and i love it haha
You: 😂😂😂 ahahahahah yeaa!! i got it!!
Stranger: she's the sweetest girl ever haha
You: Aww :) Have u said this to her?
Stranger: Oh yeah I have, and trust me I've showed that I mean it 😉
You: Showed what? 😂
You: Anyways, that's so cute :)
Stranger: LOL not "images" lol
Stranger: just doing stuff for her that's a little special if ya know what i mean
You: I didn't mean it LOL
You: when did you guys meet?
Stranger: hmm, in april
Stranger: we're not dating lol
Stranger: and it's not like, one-on-one either. So it's just nice
You: one-on-one lol
You: nice description😂
Stranger: LOL no, i mean, there's no solo commitment like we can still see other people 😂
You: Ohhhh wait
You: is it like open relationship?😂 no way...
Stranger: AHAHA well there's not a "relationship"
Stranger: it's more of a friends-with-benefits type of situation
You: it's anything but relationship 😂
Stranger: lmao basically yeah 😂
You: Got it huh 😂
Stranger: Hey i mean it's still nice
Stranger: we have feelings for each other and we express them and that's nice
You: Yeaa, i know well lol
Stranger: lol wdym?
You: Nothing (??) 😂
Stranger: Ahaha okay babe
You: Babe awful 😂
Stranger: Babygirllll
Stranger: lol u mad at me?
You: Wow, i thought u were typing an essay
You: Mad? Whaat 😂
Stranger: OH LOL
Stranger: i wasn't haha
You: ahahahah i realized
You: wyd now?
Stranger: same as before haha, relaxing in bed
Stranger: talking to a nice girl named sarah :)
Stranger: you?
You: I'm flattered 😂
You: talking to a kind of nice guy called Jake :) and same as before, listening to music
Stranger: "kind of nice" 😂
Stranger: flattered too ig haha
You: ahahahah i was just kidding 😂
You: ur rlly nice
Stranger: says you! the sweet girl :)
You: 😂😂 oh stop it!!
You: hey stranger
You: i gtg sleep now...wake up at 5 and stuff
Stranger: yeah stranger?
Stranger: oh shit haha okay
Stranger: you gtg now?
You: as i said...yep 😂
You: yea shit lol
Stranger: oh well, okay then, ig this is it
You: but anyway, it was nice talking to u :) thanks for the time :))
You: "jakesarah" in the interests oke?
You: bye uuu
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: it was nice talking to you too
Stranger: feeling: heartbroken 😂
Stranger: jk bye!
You: oh me too, trust me lol
You: bye u :)
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