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Stranger Things and The Duffer Brothers really had the nerve to look at me; small midwest town born, raised on classic rock and hair metal, lotr reading, crush on all her older brother's punk-ass friends, and not expect me to fall in love with this ???? Like
It's like he was genetically grown in a lab just for me.
#Eddie Munson#stranger things#stranger things s4#this man single-handedly cured my illness#i cant do anything but think of him#I am officially feral this is whats done me in#I am just a huge parody of myself like lets be real this is my ideal man#this is some nature v nurture shit where I was trained from a young age to love idiot metalheads#i am a child of the 90s too like at least four of my brothers many friends looked exactly like this#please send help immediately
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I’ve read two fics in the last 24hrs that have completely shattered and rebuilt my heart in the span of like 30k words.
#i am unfortunately down extremely bad#I don’t think I’ll ever be able to recover#please send help immediately#isa this is all your fault
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my game keeps crashing currently and I had to give up for the evening, but to cope with that stress I put slutty little glasses on images of Gale and I am not normal after doing so
dork wizard vs dilf wizard
have mercy, for I am weak
o Captain, my Captain - give me Dead Poets Society Gale
#he's going to give an in-depth lecture on verb form affects to poetic devices as it relates to media literacy while telling bad dad jokes#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#baldurs gate 3#help#send help#please help#I'm utterly smitten#give this dork glasses IMMEDIATELY#give me Dead Poets Society Gale#I'm begging#o captain my captain
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i've been promising it for ages, so here are finally some notes on the two iterations of black arms/doom i write for. in this house we ignore the "black doom is an evil space tyrant for the sake of being an evil space tyrant" thing and have fun exploring his motives from different angles
(it's because i had no idea that was even a thing until like a week ago. i've always thought the motivator was Just Food, and i like that significantly more.)
i like to think of eclipse's paternal qualities as something telling to black doom/the species as a whole, at least outside of canon instances. so that's an intentional trend across both.
it's also intentionally implied the alt arms are more or less what aruna's hive could/would have turned out like if he were less traditionally stubborn and foolhardy.
as for their plans and how things ended up:
alt doom started out as generally interested in how humanity might progress. once in contact with gerald, his plan was to trade his DNA for the chaos emeralds as a source of energy for the black comet, as its at-the-time power would have been mostly depleted by the time it circled back around in 50 years. this agreement was doomed to fail; both he and gerald almost immediately realized how badly it could backfire, got paranoid, and mutually planned to destroy each other. the fact humans are good sustenance for the black arms was just a convenient bonus at that point.
given shadow didn't make it past SA2 on this timeline, it left sonic to defeat the black arms. and in sonic fashion, this meant putting them in their place and sending them packing without properly destroying them.
alt doom is not so much one to accept he's been beaten, and more one to re-approach something from a different angle once he realizes his methods were flawed. this leads to him picking up and just going Somewhere Else. he's a scientist too, on some level. he can figure it out. and he does. rather than being all traditional and stubborn, he learns to work with other species, which in turn leads to securing better/more diverse materials, more ethical/convenient food sources, etc. the arms' population booms and advances at breakneck pace from then on. they diversify and spread out. without having to fight for survival, things are chill. it's considered the good end.
aruna's is the bad end. shadow is present on this timeline, and summarily wrecks his entire shit (for good reason).
the trouble with aruna's hive is it was in a constant state of nutritional deficit. they were the multiverse's scavengers, tending to pick planets clean whose populations were already critically low. not for any moral or ethical reason, just that the hive itself was so comparatively small in numbers, they didn't much have a choice.
this led to desperation. he got Tired of it. his last ditch effort to secure some means of easier travel/means to acquire food was to obtain the chaos emeralds. so he struck a deal with gerald, as these things always go.
he comes back 50 years later, finds his son has sided with the humans, and just snaps. just goes absolutely nuclear. if the deal isn't going to be upheld, and shadow sees the black arms as The Enemy, then he's just going to take the emeralds (and by extension the whole planet itself) by force. he's done playing nice. he and his people are starving. have been starving for enough years he's lost count.
this ends with the entire comet being blown up, and that's the last thing he sees as he's falling back to earth.
what all goes on after that point is between nobody but him, the multiverse's worst and, somehow, eventually, a familiar fallen god. (it's going in another aruna-centric post, some day, maybe, i hope.)
there's even still more i could say about how their respective hives operated and how they interacted with them personally, but that also needs to go in another post because this one's already long enough. but oh man is there more to say.
(and a shoutout/direct link to @motobug as always for the mobian design)
#black doom#mobian black doom#shadow the hedgehog#second chance au#semi-modern au#art by sea#i made exactly one too many shitposts about mobian doom and then somehow ended up making him my newest redemption project. oops#don't worry he still gets Bullied (excessively)#but that post became so ooc almost immediately that it's been bothering me ever since#he was originally meant for a throwaway background au but then THAT was made canon so i rerouted into making runa's stuff Also make sense#and now here we are#with still lots and lots and lots of details omitted because i couldn't format it correctly and csp hates processing text#and because i'm sitting on a whole pile of relevant sketches wondering how to format Those/continually adding to them#i'm in too deep (please send help i'm drowning)
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Do you thirsty biotches want more Ethan content because I just rewatched scream and I have.. thoughts
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I’ve been thinking about doing a list of something like ”olli/allu things I can’t believe have actually happened” but there are so many things it almost feels too overwhelming to do 😂😭
#I’d add there things like:#Aleksi’s spooky stream and him texting Olli in the middle of the night and him answering immediately 😭#and then Olli helping Aleksi to find spooky stories/things and ending up sending him a horror trailer of Disney’s frozen 😭😭😭😭#I’d also add there Aleksi reading a comment which said he is straight and him stopping reading it immediately when he realized what it said#because I haven’t stopped thinking about that#and ALL the Aleksi’s little and not-so-little Olli smiles and Olli’s Allu smiles 🥺#and Aleksi staying and posting a pic from Olli’s place 👀#oh and the Posse shower thing because they were clingy as hell and looked like an actual couple#and when Olli picked Aleksi up and he automaticly wrapped his legs around him (of course) because what the fuck was that 😭😭😭#AND!! Niko talking about them on Twitter and saying he’d get banned if he told what Aleksi did to make Olli room with him 🤨🤨#(or something like that)#I could continue this forever#so yeah! as I said there are way too many things and apparently we get more all the time 😭 (not complaining though)#please ignore all the typos I’m so tired lol
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trying to remember the name for sparrows: swallow- no no no- sw-? st?? st-?????... swallow, noOoOO-
later that day
trying to remember the name for swallows: sparrow- no no no- sp-? st?? st-?????... sparrow, noOoOO-
#send help please and thank you#why are they so confusing to me wtf#also finch and sparrow was a mix up from earlier as well#sighhh#memorizes 1 thing and immediately forgets everything else#like i went to remind myself about the word swallows and then sparrows but after that i couldnt remember the word for swallows#br ooo whrtff messe d up man wow
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nothing will ever punch you in the face harder than a piece of art you went into with no expectations
#not fandom#“oh this art style is fun!”#“oh wow this is really good!”#“oh i'm being forced to see myself. oh.”#“ah i have been permanently altered by this experience”#i have accidentally fucked myself up emotionally immediately before bed please send help.
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when i tell you guys that i forget that i can write ANYTHING I WANT into existence. ATEEZ x Criminal Minds collab when? (coming soon <i'm lying>)
#ateez#ateez x criminal minds because i need Hongjoong FBI Agent immediately#kpop drabble#kim hongjoong#i havent written in so long#please send help#i might post something abt it soon maybe a drabble
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PLEASE HELP! I am a 268 year old wizard who has been sent to this dimension reverse-isekai style by my evil warlock nemesis where i am an unemployed autistic nerd! IMPORTANT!
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calling it now, documenting it here: pfw vernon is going to kill me
#I am not strong enough. i am not READY.#please SEND HELP IMMEDIATELY.#with kenzo too😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 fucking LO R D#shut up j
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this is so foul of them bro we’re already delulu enough😭
#help????#we’re gonna fight bro#like sir what was that look for are you trying to—#Renjun is so fucking cute#and also mark you know your stans are already so delulu why are you like this#someone send help immediately this is an sos 911 emergency services please#mark we’re fighting in the backyard rn
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I've decided to repost tomorrow 😭😭😭 I am really sorry but I've dealt with this tag situation way too many times now and don't have the time nor patience to deal with it yet again.
To all the people who've interacted and gave reblogs and feedbacks, I've seen them all and have screenshoted them, I appreciate it so much and will be eternally grateful if you'd come back and do the same thing tomorrow.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND PLS BEAR WITH ME 😭😭😭💖💖💖
Tumblr :) here is my love to you ❤
*SCREECHING NOISES*
#ZHHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THR TUMBLR TAG SO MUCH#I THOUGHT I WAS RID OF THIS PROBLEM#THE DAY I FORGET TO IMMEDIATELY CHECK IF MY POST SHOWS UP IM YHE TAGS#THEY DONT#I LSLSJJSJAKWWJNSHSJEHSJEJJEJJERUDURUEUDU#send help#help please#help i984#Tag W Lou L#lou rambles
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Another chaos prompt: You’d marry me if I asked, right? for Rulie pretty please?
And also for @bananakarenina who asked: Ooh, chaos prompt! 51, rulie.
Julie had long since accepted that her family liked her boyfriend almost more than they liked her. Her dad and Reggie had been friends since before they even started dating. Even back then, when Julie was still just nursing a massive crush on him, it had been cute. Carlos thought of all of the band as ‘honourary big brothers’ in that he liked to drag them whenever they were nearby. And of course Reggie had won Tía over with his earnest praise for her cooking and his big puppy dog eyes.
These days, Julie got flack if she came to family events without him. The one time Reggie had been sick and couldn’t come to her Abuela’s 85th birthday, only two people in her extended family hadn’t greeted her with ‘where’s Reggie?’. She’d gone home with three different soup recipes and a lot of conflicting health advice from various (great-)aunts and uncles, second cousins, and even her grandmother herself.
So of course Reggie was invited to family movie night. He had his own spot on the couch (wedged between the arm and Julie, where she could cuddle into his side). They’d watched some zombie apocalypse movie Carlos had picked first, and now some rom-com her aunt had chosen.
“That’s bullshit,” Julie whispered, when the Clearly Not Right For The Heroine starter boyfriend freaked out when she proposed to him, because it was ‘weird for a girl to do it, you have to wait’. “You’d marry me if I asked, right?”
“In a heartbeat,” Reggie agreed, watching as the Heroine went home to her Small Town to heal her broken heart and probably run into a way hotter dude who had like, a dog or a precocious kid or a really nice beard or something.
It had just been an offhand comment.
Which was why Julie was confused when a day later, the congratulations started rolling in. On the family group chat. In her Insta DMs. On her woefully underused Facebook. The band group chat was going insane, and she had no idea what to tell them. She’d managed to calm Flynn down by explaining that nobody was engaged, she had no idea what was going on, and for her to please help her hunt down Carlos just in case this was one of his pranks.
Reggie came back from the grocery run looking confused and flustered. “I just got off the phone with your abuela,” he said. “She was so excited, and wanted to know when the wedding was. Did I... did I hit my head and forget something important, Julie?” He asked it so earnestly, like he was actually concerned that was what had happened, she couldn’t help but laugh and kiss him.
“I have no idea what’s going on either,” she admitted. Also, she couldn’t help but be amused her grandmother had called Reggie before calling her. She was about to ask what he’d told her, when her phone started ringing. It was Tía Victoria.
“Mija, I am so sorry,” she said before Julie could even get a ‘hello’ out. “I was talking to your Tía Camila about the movie, and I mentioned that cute thing Reggie had said, and apparently she misunderstood...” Oh god. Oh my god, that made so much sense. Tía Camila lived for drama and gossip. Reggie was pressed against her so he could listen in, and he pulled back, eyes wide.
“Thanks, Tía. We’ll... we’ll sort it out,” Julie managed. When she hung up, the first thing she did was text Flynn a ‘stand down’ before she actually managed to hunt down Carlos. The second thing she did was turn to Reggie. Except he wasn’t next to her anymore, he was rummaging through one of the grocery bags near the door.
“Aha,” he said, beaming. Julie could hear something being opened, and then he came back, hiding something behind his back. “I think I have the solution to our problems.”
“Is it a tub of cookie dough ice-cream? Because I think I could use a tub of cookie dough ice-cream right about now,” Julie said. Reggie shook his head, grinning, before kneeling down in front of her and presenting her a ring-pop.
“I picked these up while your grandma was talking, just in case,” he said. Julie felt her breath catch in her throat. Reggie was kneeling in front of her. With a ring. A candy ring, but still. Suddenly, his eyes went wide, like he realised what he was doing, and he stood back up. She fought down her disappointment.
“Wait!” he said. “You’re supposed to be the one who proposed!” He pushed the ring at her, and she couldn’t help but laugh, taking the ring and his hand between hers.
“Really?” she asked, fighting back tears.
“I told you, Julie,” Reggie said, his free hand finding her cheek, thumb stroking away the first tears that spilled over gently. “I’d marry you in a heartbeat.”
#julie and the phantoms#fanfic#reggiexjulie#julie molina#reggie peters#tía victoria#I wrote a thing#seriously 51 was so popular#and then Reggie insists she hasn't Properly Asked yet so Julie dramatically gets down on one knee and presents him the ringpop and asks#and of course he says yes and they giggle and she tries to carry him over the threshold to bed#and they finally have an answer for the family#and a very funny story for flynn and the brand group chat#she sends tía victoria a photo of her and reggie wearing the ring pops like: problem solved#and victoria doesn't know if she is relieved or incredibly smug because this means SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOT REGGIE TO BECOME AN OFFICIAL MOLINA#kind of#you 100% know Victoria saw the first 'congratulations' in the family group chat and immediately called Ray like: ooooh I fucked up#Ray was laughing too hard to be any help probably#he is very very pleased by the outcome
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How the fuck do you make new friends
Like I tried talking to people, interacting with people, being nice to people, having common interests, talking about said interests and even saying I like them, and it just doesn't work???
Is it because I'm on the spectrum? Is it because I'm boring? Is it because I'm a bad person? Is it because I'm just me?
#friends#how to make friends#unable to make friends#sad#depressing shit#anxious#anxienty#anxiety#unlikable#i just want friends#help#please help#send help#send help please#please send help#send help immediately#help now#i need help
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Being told at the end of a job interview just before Thanksgiving weekend that the interviewer wants to schedule a technical interview for you and then having to WAIT almost a week for it to actually get scheduled? Hell. Awful. A real "ready to chew my own arm off" type of situation...
#it's after 10am and i still haven't gotten a calendar invite#i am currently staring at my inbox as if it holds all the secrers of the universe please send help immediately
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