petrigrof family headcanons
Simon:
When Marcy gets sick he often stops after work to pick up a little present
Lets Marcy have too many sweets
Makes up funny songs about something like washing the dishes to make Marceline giggle
Can't use the GPS
Uses funny words instead of swears when Marceline's listening ("oh breadballs, oh breadballs, oh breadballs") (this one is implied canon)
Every once in a while will drop some insane piece of 'Simon lore' as Marcy likes to call it, particularly when she gets older, such as, "Oh yeah, I was big into wrestling when I was in highschool, I dislocated the principal's elbow," to which Marceline often asks "WHERE WAS THIS PIECE OF INFORMATION MY WHOLE LIFE???"
Ironically, in a timeline where he never found the crown, he likes to play in the snow with Marceline...
Betty:
The stricter of the two
She and Simon occasionally argue late into the night--about whether or not Pluto is a planet (Simon says yes, Betty says no, Simon keeps trying to jokingly convince Marcy to side with him)
Likes to have stuff like school/activities planned out, on the calendar, etc., works best with a physical schedule
If Marcy expresses interest in something, even if Betty's never heard of it, she'll enable it to the best of her abilities and do research and just be super supportive (she hated hard metal into Marceline got into it)
Can use GPS
Simon is more inclined to keep Marceline safe, while Betty encourages independence and autonomy and learning to use freedom responsibly
Makes good hot cocoa
Cautions Marcy to be careful on the Internet a lot. It's just a fixation of hers
Taught Marceline how to punch properly
And make her own meals because again, she wants Marcy to know how to be independent if necessary
Marcy:
Knows she can get more sweets/later bedtime/etc. from Simon and takes full advantage of that
Doesn't actually care whether or not Pluto is a planet but constantly confirms and withdraws her opinions to mess with Simon
Falls asleep cuddling Hambo wrapped up in cozy blankets and sheets, Simon and Betty often sing lullabies (and, especially Simon, read her way more than one bedtime story)
Learns the ukulele
Likes it when Betty brushes her hair
Was bad at math at a young age and asked Simon for help; now she's doing much better but continues pretending to be terrible, again, to mess with Simon
Happy, not traumatized
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My thoughts as I read through this text:
Oh. I like where this is going... Please go where I think it's going.
YES IT WENT EXACTLY WHERE I WANTED AGSGEJKQJDKSNSLK-
So you're telling me this man is so silly with charms that they thought Mammon did it! ITS SO FUCKING ADORABLE I-
Also the fact that it wasn't even a love charm. No it was a PROTECTIVE CHARM. An anonymous defensive charm to keep MC safe from curses.
He didn't even brag about it, no he totally forgot. As if looking after MC is just a habit now. It's just second nature.
God his love is so selfless and pure I'm going to cry-
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Y'all remember when Asher and David saw babe and angel after the inversion?
If Elliott doesn't do that when him and sunshine reunite I'm throwing this priceless china plate against a wall
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let me borrow this (wear your heart till it’s worn)
Summary: Five times Nancy was given a piece of Ace's clothing (and one time he took a piece of hers)
Author Notes: Props to Allison @scarletslippers for telling me my original title was worth it - to anyone else who supported this fic to fruition ( @flythesail , @destielbaited ) this one is for you!
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She knew he was aware she had held onto them. Held onto them all. Because like most things he gifted her, they were treasures of the upmost worth.
Read on A03
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BABY BOY FINNY FINALLY GETTING TO TELL HIS STORY FOR REAL THIS TIME I DONT KNOW IF IM READYYYYy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sadly, Yana didn’t give us any Finnian flashbacks in this month’s chapter (unless you count the Dadbastian cover or Chibibastian lecturing him on the proper protocol for sending telegrams to O!Ciel), but I remain hopeful that they’ll crop up later on. If sensei follows the same pattern that she has with the maid and sanatorium arcs, Finny might look back on his history with the young master and the rest of the Phantomfam near or during the climax of this current investigation…which would spur him on to persevere in the face of whatever adversity F.O.L. Orphanage throws his and Snake’s way. ✊ But when/if we hit those flashbacks, I’ll probably need to take an extended leave of absence to recover from the ensuing emotional damages. 😭
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