no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

spoiling this one because its the first post for the day so its not that big a deal lol. so anyway

this whole event isn't canon to the actual main story because in the fic rewrite that would just be so so clunky to include and honestly not very relevent right. so by that logic this simply Cannot be where he would discover that being called princess in a kinda mean/mocking way makes him Feel Things

however. would that not be extremely fucking funny

bad post time. would you believe me if i said that motherfucker has a degradation kink

wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

it is frankly maybe a little bit embarrassing that it hasnt been until now, my like fourth weekend in a row spent suddenly hyperfocusing on messing with the html in this secret theme for a solid eight hours to the point that i forgot to have either lunch or dinner, that the thought has occurred to me that maybe a computer science class would do me some good

i DO have to say this on the secret blog because while boobs are not inherently sexual/suggestive this one definitely is. but anyway yeah immediately after that reveal photo posted i realized i definitely accidentally gave him a bulge and i just had to sit there and sigh and accept whatever was going to possibly come from that

Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

I JUST DOUND OUT MY COLLEGE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE A WOODWORKING CLASS WITH NO PREREQUISITES EVEN AND ITS SPECIFICALLY CREATIVE WOODWORKING SO I WOULD GET TO MAKE DECORATIVE FURNITURE AND I GOT SO SO EXCITED BUT ITS FUCKING

btw big shoutout to that woodworking class i took in my final semester of high school for allowing me to 1. not constantly sound like i'm talking entirely out of my ass and 2. hide some very niche secrets because of the like 2 full months of paperwork & osha training before i got to actually build anything

fun characterization activity: read this post (warning for detailed descriptions of various parasites) while in-character as Raw Meat. you might also hate it though.

brother he wouldn't just hate it that would straight up make him throw up

why do people keep asking about his brother, this happened with the official papyrus Q&A too

honestly there've been more rodent-related asks than sans asks, so i'm not too bothered! it's just people being curious and playing into ebony's caginess regarding all that, especially since it would make sense to assume he's closer with his brother than the other characters he's talked about. i think most folks are generally understanding the This Aint About Him vibes i'm putting out, but they're also just responding to some of my own cues which i certainly can't find issue with ;>

after this next one that's just gonna be a funny lil one-word de-escalation i'll probably still dial back on answering the ones that aren't relevent to ebony specifically, just to try to move The Lore along more smoothly. same with all the rodent talk lol

also its important to remember that even tho it probably looks like i'm getting a lot of things about the same topic, i'm still the one choosing which questions to answer! i have other options, but i generally go for the ones that I can make interesting via worldbuilding, Funny, or story/character hints. i only bring this up because i imagine the official Q&A likely had similar logic- god KNOWS toby got wayyyy more questions for that than i have within the last two weeks lmao (also there was only 1 question about sans in that anyway???)

okay

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

bad post time. would you believe me if i said that motherfucker has a degradation kink

i will forever stand by what i said about aus being super cool and awesome for everything they've done for the creativity of the fandom and allll that and therefore i am stronger and know better than to mindlessly cringe at people simply having harmless fun

however my roommate cannot be sending me these things

as soon as i read that there are secrets I got super escited but only now did i find 2. Ebony is super cool, this event has me on the edge of my seat

it makes me so happy to hear that you have NO idea, i've only just started hiding some stuff this week to try and ramp it up a lil since god know's ebony's not gonna do it himself and i am very very glad that i am not accidentally writing him as just some loser or something lmao

currently using the very last of my highschool woodworking knowledge to describe the most bullshit stupid desk in the world

ALSO i think you should all be very very very impressed with my ability to fully commit to ebony not cursing ever. i'm having this motherfucker curse like an 18th century poet saying shit like "my word" and "goodness gracious"