#please dont let this flop it took me forever lol | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

grippingbeskar · 2 years

Text

The Element of Surprise | Part 7

Chapter Seven: The Meal

mando x fem!reader

series masterlist here

warnings : adult content (marked with **,fingering, general sexual content) MINORS DNI, swearing

word count: 4.7k

a\n: heyy guys, thanks for reading! theres going to be adult content in the next chapters, probably most lol so I will put warnings in description, but also mark where it starts and ends with *** so that people can skip if they want, i will try not to include any really important parts in there so you dont have to read if you dont want to :) please let me know if i should add any other warnings!! otherwise tysm for reading, it took me a bit longer to post this one but its the longest ive written, hope you enjoy!

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

“Ando?”

“Too wet.”

“Endor?”

“Humid.”

“Jakku?”

“Worse than Tatooine.”

That makes you sit up, the recline of your co-pilot chair obscuring your vision of him as you fired off any planet you could think of. It started when you asked him about your current destination – a small planet in the Outer Rim called Ord Mantell, practically overrun with bounty hunters like the Mandalorian. You weren’t sure exactly how the conversation drifted to this, you listing every planet you dreamed of visiting when you finally got off that damn desert, but you were in awe of the places hes been – you couldn’t imagine the amount of stuff hes seen. He didn’t think it was so amazing, so here you were, trying to find a planet that you shared a mutual appreciation of, but he had a deflection for Every. Single. One.

“There’s nowhere worse than Tatooine.”

“You haven’t been to Jakku.” You roll your eyes at him and flop back in your chair. You need to keep thinking of planets to rattle off, because you don’t think you would be able to control yourself if you fell into another silence. Under the playful tone of your banter, the tension was so thick you could feel it weighing on your chest with each breath. The ghost of his hand was still on your cheek, and you would never admit how many times you ran your hand over the spot when he wasn’t looking. Honestly, you were grateful for the close quarters you were boxed in to, not only for its forced proximity, but if you were alone tonight, you don’t think you would have the willpower to stop your hand drifting below your waist, imagining it was his.

“Naboo!” you practically shout, trying to blink the dirty thoughts away.

He takes longer to answer you, probably putting together a list of why the planet that has been the subject of your wildest dreams utterly and completely sucks – he catches you off guard.

“I like it there.” He says softly, and you didn’t think it was possible for his voice to sound soft through the modulator without whispering, but it hangs heavy with something you can’t place and you smile.

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. Its – nice. Quiet.” You rotate your chair to face him, and he shuffles his boots slightly to the right, slowly revealing his body to you. His legs are stretched wide, both thighs leaning against each arm rest, and you have to physically pinch your own arm to focus.

“Ive always wanted to see it.” Now it is your voice that hangs heavy, the promise that planet meant to you forever unfulfilled. “My dad promised to take me there when I was a kid. He made it sound so beautiful.” Your head drops from the Mandalorian’s intense gaze to your lap.

“Ill take you.” His words come out rushed, and he looks as startled as you. “I mean – when we go back, to collect the tracking fobs. If there’s one near the planet, we might… see. It. See the planet.”

Even with his back tracking words, it was probably the nicest thing anyone’s ever offered you. You’ve known this man for just longer than a week, and hes already made you feel like no one else has ever made you feel – not just physically – but like right now, so nonchalant about bringing you that close to something you’ve spent your entire life dreaming about. You wanted to thank him, even for just the thought, but instead you smile, the kind that stretches across your whole face and makes your eyes squint slightly and repeat his words back to him.

“If there’s one near the planet, then.” He mumbles a small ‘mhmm’ and his tight grasp on the arm rest relaxes slightly. Taking a moment to observe him while he busies himself flipping switches on the dash.

Spending as much time as you have in close proximity, you have picked up on a couple of his ‘tells’. You may not be able to read his face, but you know that he tilts his head to the left when he is genuinely curious, but to the right when hes being sarcastic. You know he is nervous when he grabs onto something, like now with the chair, or sometimes just balls his fist up, squeezing so tight sometimes his arm shakes slightly. You haven’t seen him angry – only coming close the night he shot the bounty in the hanger – but you assume that he does the same. You wish you knew more about him, though – not just the armoured exterior.

“Can I ask you a question?” he says. It’s such a small sentence, but somehow it makes your brain short circuit – something about the way he says it makes you feel like he was just reading your mind. You manage a small squeak that he apparently takes as affirmation. “How’d you really get that jacket – back on Coruscant?”

It seems so long ago, yet it was a matter of days. It felt so familiar – having to fight and lie to get the barest of necessities. You haven’t even thought about all the things you left behind when you unexpectedly took off in the hull of the Mandalorian’s ship. None of your things mattered to you, you had grown accustomed to having nothing; used to starting from scratch.

“I stole it.” No point in lying. Besides, you get the feeling he already knows.

“Why?” “Because I wanted it.”

“I gave you credits. To buy it.” He says it like it’s the simplest thing in the world, and you guess it is. Why didn’t you just pay the 50 credits – even though it wasn’t worth that much – and just move on?

“I guess I just got – pissed off? The guy was being a total creep and this –“ you hold up the jacket that was laying across your lap and shake it, part of the leather fraying off as you do, proving your point “- is not even real leather. Look at it.” You shake it a little more, and its only when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of the windscreen of the ship, the dark space that surrounds you almost creating a mirror in its transparency, that you realise you might look a little crazy. You sigh and slump down in the chair again. “I don’t know. I lived on that stupid planet for so long, and never met a single person who would even know how to spell the word generous, so I guess I felt weird taking your money. That, and I am very good at taking things from asshole guys in side stalls, practically made a living out of it.” You smile, thinking of the way you perfectly rolled that sonic beacon into the perfect spot – another skill you can thank Tatooine for.

“You don’t have to – while you’re here. Anything you want, you can just ask.” Anything? You bite your lip before you say something stupid, and the stubbornness inside you, telling you to not rely on anyone but yourself subsides, if only to agree with him. “You could have been hurt.” He says this softer, and you can tell even through the modulator that hes trying to be careful – not overstepping a boundary yet to be set.

“I did spend the better part of three years practising on a planet worse than Coruscant, but I appreciate your concern.” You grin and try to lighten his mood, and a small exhale comes from his helmet, the familiar, gravely sound flooding you with a warm feeling from your toes to your cheeks, something that’s becoming increasingly common the longer you spend alone with him.

“Or you just got lucky.” Hes staring at you, watching intently as your jaw drops slightly, feigning offense.

“I knew you were going to use that fake fighting lesson against me! Just because I couldn’t flip your giant metal ass, unprepared by the way, doesn’t mean I can’t take out a couple of jacket hoarding shop keeps.” he shifts so his entire body faces you, and you take a moment to admire the widespread across his chest, the way the armour rises and falls so subtly, the only tell that there is a living person beneath the beskar.

“Prove me wrong, then. Next time you’ll just have to catch me by surprise.” You physically shiver. Everything he says sounds so open ended, like both an invitation and a warning, and you have no idea how to respond. You respect that he follows his creed, and would never try to disrespect that – similar to how the Jedi follow their rules, you always appreciated their faith in the system, but you wish more than anything to be able to see what his face looks like when he speaks to you, if only to figure out what the hell he wants from you.

You both fall into familiar silence, the low hum of the ship soaring across the darkness in front of you. You could feel his eyes on you, his gaze heavy and analysing. It was only when you shoved the jacket off your legs that you realised you were hot – inexplicably hot. You felt your skin react in goose bumps, tiny shocks of electricity through your body causing you to shift on the chair every three seconds, unable to get comfortable. He was just watching you, and yet you couldn’t help your body’s reaction to it; to him.

All these reactions seem to meet in one place, a ball of something hot and heavy in your core. Oh. You have felt this enough to name it, but you’ve never felt it this… overwhelming before. You can’t think of anything else but his eyes on you, not being able to stop thinking of what else of his you want. He makes you want to be bold, to make a move further than staring somewhat in his direction and hoping he picks up on it.

You thought this was just a crush, having been isolated from people for so long, he was the first man you had any sort of relationship with, but this feeling hasn’t gone away, and you’re not sure how much longer you can avoid it.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Somehow you fell asleep. You think it was because you had exhausted yourself from flipping around like a dead fish for so long that you eventually just passed out. The Mandalorian was already awake, obviously. Did he ever sleep? You thought maybe he just didn’t move, and that all those times you thought he was asleep he was just lying there. You get up out of the co-pilots chair, grabbing some clothes out of the bag that now has a permanent spot in a small corner of the room. As you shuffle through the bag, the bright red dress you stuffed at the bottom is a stark difference to the muted colours of you everyday clothes. You’re not sure why you grabbed it in the first place, but you want to make sure that if you ever get the chance to go back to that club on Coruscant, or any planet for that matter, you won’t be wearing parachute pants and a top with four too many holes. Standing, you don’t have to say anything before the Mandalorian presses a button and the doors open. You head down to the refresher, which is quickly becoming your favourite part of the day.

When you finish, chucking your old clothes in a water bucket to deal with later, your attention is snatched by the tiny green baby, sitting on the floor playing with the empty packet of chips you threw down last night. As cute as he is, Grogu has brought your attention to the bigger issue, how gross this part of the ship is, and you scoop him up in one arm and begin clearing up the clothes, trash and weapons scattered with your free hand.

Grogu babbles and claps as you go, occasionally putting him down when you have to reattach a weapon to its place on the wall or shove all the rubbish into one of the old bags. Looking at your progress, it didn’t take you that long to clean up, not that you did an incredible job. You weren’t going crazy, nor were you going to re organise a ship that clearly had some kind of order, but you felt you did enough to at least start on a ‘thank you for not killing me’ gesture. Looking toward the other side of the ship, you could only see a faint patch of blood from that night the bounty died, and you guess that the Mandalorian must have cleaned it up at some point. You blow out a sigh, secretly admitting to yourself the sickness you were feeling even thinking about having to touch that – that amount of blood freaked you out.

Sitting down next to Grogu, admiring your past hour of work, the baby suddenly gurgles again, getting your attention. You aren’t sure exactly what he wants, but when he reaches out with the Force and shows you several images of frogs, lizards and bread, you nearly scream in excitement.

“Holy shit! You just told me you’re hungry!! OH my god!” You pick him up and swirl him around, happy giggles and laughs erupting from both of you. He spoke to you, completely on his own, something you couldn’t even do in your first year, let alone first week. You were in awe of him, but apparently you were taking too long in celebrating, because suddenly more images and memories of the taste and smell of various foodsflooded your senses, and you physically shook your head and pushed him back, laughing. “Okay! Ok, I’m not sure about the lizards, but I can make you some bread, buddy.”

Plopping him down, you go over to the small cubby you know homes the rations of food. Owning an entire ship, you wonder why the Mandalorian has such plain and cheap food. He could surely afford more than portion bread and dehydrated fruit chips. You added water to two portions, and then made a third bowl. In the spirit of adding to your thank you message, you figure making him breakfast would be a good way to follow up, even if you did just add a tiny bit of water to a bowl. The dropping of the ladder next to your head makes you jump back slightly, allowing for the giant frame of him to come down, practically standing on top of you. Silently, you handed him the bread. He takes it with one hand and looks down at the bowl.

“You cooked.” He speaks, and his voice is slightly deeper than usual. His morning voice. You turn around and resist the urge to splash the cold water on your face just to cool yourself off. Instead, you shrug and sit on the floor next to the baby and start shovelling the bread into your mouth.

Its slightly dry, but you’re so hungry you don’t care, already halfway through your meal before you look up and see the Mandalorian opposite you, also sitting on the floor. He looked funny like that, one leg folded under the other, two hands holding the bowl, making his portion shrink even more in size. You had a sudden realisation then, that while you were here, he couldn’t eat.

“Sorry! Again, sorry.” You could just close your eyes, but you don’t know if that’s enough, and you also don’t want to find out if he doesn’t trust you that much, so you pull a shirt out of one of the bags of clothes and wrap in around your eyes. Darkness immediately covers your vision, and you open your eyes, adjusting the shirt so that you can’t see any peaks of light.

“You can just close your eyes, you know.” Is he smiling? He sounds like hes smiling. Maybe hes annoyed, hes probably noticed your cleaning rampage by now, did you mess up his organised chaos? Maybe you should – “And thank you. For what you did down here. Looks… good.”

He reads your mind again, and the compliment rushes straight to your head, making you dizzy. You continue to eat, trying not to make it obvious how much he is affecting you. You feel more than hear the helmet hit the metallic floor of the ship, and the butterflies in your stomach are practically tearing you up inside as you imagine the sight in front of you.

You finish your bread, hearing the clank of an empty bowl next to you signalling the baby is also finished. You hear him waddle away, curling back up in his chamber, the door shutting behind him. You take his abandoned bowl and stack them together, unsure of what to do next.

You can’t exactly get up and walk away without feeling like an idiot and probably running into a wall, but the last thing you want to do is rush him. It seems you don’t have to worry, though, because about a minute, you hear him stand. You stand too, shirt still tied across your eyes and go to take a step back when you stumble over the bag of clothes that you dragged behind you to find a blindfold. You brace for the impact of the ships hard floor when two hands wrap around the small of your back, strong and secure, pulling you upright.

It takes you a minute to realise where you are, your eyes still adjusting to the darkness and your mind struggling to figure out you are right side up. The two hands splayed across your back hold onto you tightly, and you press against him. Him. His hands take up most of your lower back, and your thighs are pressed against his. His cool armour meets your flaming hot skin, and all the thoughts you had last time you found yourself this close to the Mandalorian flood back.

You feel one of his hands slowly slide to your hip, your breathing becomes ragged. The deprivation of your sight only adds to the sensation of his hands on you, and that’s when you feel one hand doesn’t have a glove on. He must have taken it off to eat, but the only thought that fills you head is his hand is on you. It slides painfully slow up your side, skirting just to the side of your chest, and ever so slightly brushing your neck as it finally comes to a stop at your cheek. His skin is warm, and his hand is softer than you had imagined. And you had, imagined his hand on your skin, how it might feel, but nothing in your mind could match the feel of him touching you.

His thumb brushes slowly against the side of your face, sweeping across your bottom lip, so, so slowly you think you might faint. Then he takes his hand from your face hear him suck, louder than would be necessary, on his thumb, before placing his hand back on your face. This movement alone would become your undoing. The wetness of his thumb not only reminds you that there must have been food on your face from when you inhaled your food earlier, but also that he just cleaned it off your face and fucking ate it. Thinking about how he must have looked doing that makes your legs shake and brings you to your third epiphany.

His helmet is still off.

His hair, his hair brushes against your jaw, and his lips connect with your neck.

They are soft and full and move with aching precision, slowly moving up, kissing your jaw, and then back down to the sweet spot just under. He sucks there lightly, eliciting a small moan, and you are suddenly very aware of how your hands are still hanging at your sides. One grabs forward, unsure and shaky, finding an armoured belt and using it as leverage to pull his closer. He continues kissing and sucking at your neck, and begins to move up again to your jaw, peppering light kisses stopping just shy of your lips. He must still be close, because you can feel and hear his unmodulated breathing against your cheek.

“Tell me to stop.” His voice is honey, sweet and smooth, and you would do just about anything he asked of you as long as he spoke to you like that, but you can’t tell him to stop. This is what you’ve wanted every day you’ve sat in that stupid cockpit, in that tiny chair sharing snippets of your life with a man in a mask, this is the one thing you cant take for yourself, and now that hes giving it to you, you’re not sure anything would make you tell him to stop. You feel him move closer and his lips brush yours, his breathing is uneven, and it makes you feel a little calmer knowing hes as nervous as you are. “Say something.”

You don’t say anything, but your actions speak louder than any words you couldn’t form. You snake your arm around his neck letting your fingers thread through his hair. Its soft and slightly damp, and you can feel the curls bouncing against your movement. You press him into you, your lips finally touching. He groans, and you want to capture the sound, bathe in it, tattoo it on your skin. Your movements are slow, still unsure, but once you relax your body against his, he takes control, stepping you into the wall behind you and kissing you; hard.

He kisses you like your fuelling him; and you want to be whatever he needs. You let him guide you, allowing him to take whatever he needs and more. With your eyes still obscured you can only think of his lips on yours and how his hands move you ever so slightly, pushing and sliding you against his armoured body. The movement drives you crazy, dragging another moan from your throat, and he takes the opportunity of your open mouth to slide his tongue in, moving it expertly with yours, moulding together in slow, desperate movements.

You are both breathing heavily, but you would rather kiss until you pass out than remove his touch from you. His ungloved hand slides away from your face and wraps around your back, and you hear the rip of something like Velcro, and then material drops to the floor next to you. Instinctively you move your head to look down, but then two bare hands grab your face, keeping you still as he continues to kiss you: deeper than before.

He pulls away, only so your lips aren’t touching, but you can still feel him close to you, bodies heaving against one another. You chase his lips with your own, but he pulls back, pressing his forehead to yours but pulling his chin away, and you are suddenly anxious hes regretting what happened. He asked you to speak and you just grabbed him and kissed him. You wait, trying to catch your breath, the shirt over your eyes suddenly feeling tight and constricting. You feel him move one hand from your face, and two fingers slide inside your mouth.

Your suddenly glad for the blindfold, because your eyes practically roll back into your head at the feeling of him inside your mouth. He tastes salty and sweet at the same time, everything you’ve tasted before dull and lifeless in comparison to him. Sliding them out halfway, then back in, allowing you to roll your tongue over them, eager to please. He groans again, further back in his throat this time, you can tell because the pitch is lower and its rougher, closer to a growl. He begins to slide them out, dragging over your bottom lip and wetting your chin.

“So fucking good for me.” He says, his sweet tone minced with the dirty words nearly makes you finish then and there. He slowly drags his hand down between the valley of your breasts, down your stomach and stops just above the hem of your pants. You shudder as you take a breath in. He kisses just beside your ear and you lean your head into his, almost nuzzling him.

“I need you to tell me what you want.” You’re not sure if you can string together a cohesive sentence right now, with his hand resting against the lower part of your tummy, still damp from being in your mouth moments ago. His touch is feather soft, and with the strength you know lie behind those hands, it only adds fuel to the fire building underneath his touch. He kisses your jaw again, waiting.

“Please- I-“ you take the hand that was resting on his belt and use it to gently push his hand down, but hes too strong, and with little resistance his hand remains still.

“I want to hear it. Tell me what you want me to do to you.” You nearly whine out of desperation. Your cheeks heat up in embarrassment, but the fact that your eyes are covered gives you the confidence to choke out a sentence, probably the dirtiest one you’ve ever said in your life.

*****

“Fuck, please t- touch me. Please.” Your words are not as confident as you would want, your voice it full of shuddering breaths and whines, but you’ve never been more sure of anything. Apparently, it’s enough to get him to move, at least, as his hand finally slips below your waistline.

Your gasp fills the room, and he kisses your neck softly, switching to the neglected side. It feels like forever before his hand travels the small distance between the hem of your pants and the part of you that has been aching for him for what feels like years. You can’t help the cry that comes out of your mouth when he touches you, your forehead falling forward on his shoulder. He moves slow, controlled, and it is so like him that your head spins. His teeth graze slightly against your collarbone, and he slips one finger inside of you, his thumb continuing to circle in slow, tight circles around your clit.

“So fuckin’ tight baby. Just like I imagined.” You’re practically panting now, mouth open, hands clawing at his hair and down his beskar-laid back. His mouth comes back up to kiss you, both of your mouths open, the kiss all teeth and desperation. Everything he does feels amplified, and when he pulls your bottom lip between his teeth and tugs on it, you realise how close you are.

His finger curls inside of you, hitting exactly where you need him to.

“Mand- Im gonna cum.” You try to say as he goes back to worshipping your neck and jaw.

“I know, baby. I got you. Cum for me.” If you weren’t close, his words push you over the edge and your vision suddenly returns for a split second, a blast of white shoots across your covered eyes, and you feel the most intense sensation erupt in your core. You say his name as you come undone on his hand, your body jolting in his grasp as he whispers in your ear, mumbling praises – ‘so good’, ‘so pretty’. He never stops moving his fingers, maintaining his pace the whole way through.

You begin to come back to reality when you feel him pull out of you, dragging your wetness back up your stomach. Your jaw drops open slightly, expecting, and you hear him make a noise – muffled.

“God. Taste so fucking sweet.” He says.

Taste?

You realise when his mouth meets yours and you taste something unfamiliar mixed with what you now know he tastes like what he must have been doing, and you suddenly feel like your back on the edge again. The image of the clean, calm Mandalorian licking his fingers for the taste of you is something that you will imagine for the rest of your life.

He continues to kiss you, and you never want to stop.

The hiss of the chamber door, however, is probably the only thing that would make you tear yourself away from him. And when you do hear it, followed by a tiny little giggle you've heard millions of times by now, you dont need to look up to know that Grogu has come out of his little bed.

When his hands leave you its difficult not to whimper at the loss of touch, and he bends to pick up the child, and ascend up the stairs without saying another word.

*****

taglist

@avatarkanemi

@fishthemenace

@razzle-my-berries

@im-a-slut-for-fluff

@solomonssimp

318 notes · View notes

retrievablememories · 3 years

Text

make a wish | lucas

title: make a wish pairing: lucas x reader genre: fluff, a little angst request: hiii! can i please request something for wayv lucas where you dont answer his calls or texts for a day because you and the other wayv members were setting up a surprise bday party for him. thank you! word count: 1.7k warnings: hmm none that i can think of... a/n: not sure if i like how this came out, let’s pretend i didn’t post it if it flops 🤡 i felt like this was maybe a little more ~angsty~ than it needed to be altho i wasn’t sure how else to maneuver the surprise bday thing without them blowing the cover lmao...also yea it’s not his bday anymore but life is busy lol

To: Y/N Helloo~~? Y/N, are you ever gonna answer me back?

Seriously, did I do something wrong…

If you’re mad at least tell me why.

Lucas knows you’re not in any kind of danger or distress because he’s seen you be active on your social media accounts, but he can’t understand why you haven’t answered a single one of his calls or texts. Especially since tomorrow is his birthday.

Lucas feels frustrated at not being able to get through to you, and none of the other members seem to know what’s going on even when he asks. They’re close enough to you to have your number and talk to you regularly, but they all claim they haven’t heard anything from you either.

Ten looks up from his phone, seeing Lucas standing in the middle of the room looking bewildered as he stares down at his own phone like it’ll give him an answer. “Maybe Y/N wants a break from you right now,” he suggests, which makes Lucas sweat a bit despite himself. Ten wouldn’t know that. Right? Unless you’d told him something to suggest that.

“Stop trying to destroy happy homes, hyung,” Xiaojun says. “I’m sure it’s not that. Maybe she just needs alone time. Everyone does sometimes.”

“I guess,” Lucas mumbles. But he also knows that you’d usually tell him in advance if that were that case—not just ignore him completely. He thinks about going over to your place to find out what’s going on, but if what Xiaojun said is true, it’d probably be better not to disturb you or make you upset. “Are you sure she hasn’t contacted any of you? You look like you’ve been texting someone all day.”

Lucas tries to lean over Ten and look at his phone screen, but Ten is faster and leaps off the couch and away from him. “Don’t invade my privacy! Stop before you see something you don’t wanna see.”

Xiaojun laughs from where he sits on the ground playing with Bella. “Yeah, remember last time? No one needs a recap of that.” Ten rolls his eyes at that.

Lucas throws himself over the couch where Ten just was, sighing deeply. “Sure, sure. I’ll just suffer here then, lost in the dark without a clue what’s going on...”

Xiaojun brings Bella up to the couch so she can peer up at Lucas with her huge dark eyes, resting her forepaws on his arm. The corner of Lucas’s mouth turns up in a smile and he reaches out to pet her soft furry head. Xiaojun grins when the other man does, and he presses his face into her fur.

“I promise tomorrow will be better. It’s your birthday, after all...just watch.”

Despite Xiaojun’s reassurance, Lucas feels even more uncertain when he wakes up the day of his birthday, especially when he has no idea what the day has in store.

The other WayV members had all left the dorm early in the morning with the reasoning that they had individual schedules or needed to run urgent errands. Though they gave him their birthday wishes and said they’d come back as soon as possible so they could all celebrate, Lucas was more than a little disappointed about being left alone on his birthday. At least he had the pets to keep him company...and the manager and dorm auntie. Although they were nice to have around, they weren’t exactly who he was expecting to spend the day with.

He spends a while throwing toys around for the cats and Bella to play fetch with as he lies on his stomach on the floor, his phone a few feet away from him in case someone decides to call. Maybe someone like you.

Lucas tries a few more times to get in touch with you and still can’t get through, which makes him even more stressed than he was yesterday. Maybe the situation is something more serious than he initially thought? But still, you retweeted a couple things on Twitter just that morning, so it can’t be anything dire or life-threatening.

Lucas tries not to let his feelings bleed into bitterness, though he thinks you’ve picked a fine time to suddenly want to be isolated from everyone else.

A couple hours pass, but the time seems to go even slower than humanly possible. When even the pets become tired of the games and decide to wander off or take a nap, Lucas finally decides to just get dressed and go find something to do on his own for today; he doesn’t know what just yet, but there must be something to do. Just as he’s leaving the dorm, something happens that he previously thought was impossible; he gets a text from you.

From: Y/N Yukhei!! Can you come over?

To: Y/N ?? After ignoring me for a day and a half?

From: Y/N Please. It’s important.

I promise I will make it up to you, but you have to come over right noww 🥺

To: Y/N 😪 Fine, I’ll come over

Lucas makes it over to your place not too long after he finishes texting you. He’s not sure what to expect or what you’ll have to say to him once you see each other—or what he’ll say to you. His interest is piqued even more when he gets a text from you as he’s making his way up the stairs to your apartment.

From: Y/N Just come on in, the door’s unlocked. I’m a lil busy so I can’t get it myself!!

“Busy with what?” Lucas says to himself out loud. Now more curious than he was before, he continues up the stairs until he’s at your door. When he pushes it open, he’s taken aback by the sight of you and the other WayV members standing in front of the entryway.

You’re standing in the middle of them all, holding a cake with lit candles on it and smiling widely at your shocked boyfriend. “Surprise!” you and the other men exclaim all at once. “Happy birthday, Yukhei!!”

Lucas freezes in the doorway with a growing smile on his face, looking at all of you—and your surroundings—incredulously. Your apartment has been done up rather extensively with birthday banners, balloons, streamers, and every other kind of decoration you’d expect to see at a birthday celebration.

You all sing happy birthday to him then, and he watches you and his friends with his eyes sparkling with delight and a bashful smile on his face.

“Wait...is this why you wouldn’t answer me back?” A laugh slips out of him as he covers his mouth, and he feels a bit silly, like maybe he should’ve seen something like this coming. Obviously, you’d never freeze him out on a day like this without a really good reason for it. “Y/N, you did all this for me?”

“Of course! I mean, the guys helped with decorating and setting everything else up ‘cause it was hard to do all that and bake a cake—but you know what I mean.”

Lucas leaves the entryway and steps forward now, still grinning widely. “Wah, you guys told me you didn’t know anything!”

“It wouldn’t be a surprise anymore if we told you.” Hendery laughs.

“Sorry we kept you in the dark for so long, hyung,” Yangyang chimes in, “but as you can see, we did a really good job putting everything together. So it paid off!”

“Now, blow out your candles,” you tell Lucas, bringing the cake forward.

Lucas shakes his head in happy disbelief as he looks down at your creation and chuckles to himself. “You must’ve really worked hard on this...I know baking isn’t your favorite thing to do.”

You laugh sheepishly. “Yeah, well, it took a few failed attempts to get this result, that’s for sure.”

Lucas thinks to himself for a moment, then closes his eyes and blows out the candles. Everyone claps and cheers after he does, and his answering grin is possibly the sweetest thing you’ve seen all day.

Sicheng grins mischievously and suddenly breaks up the moment by saying, “Now, can we eat?”

The rest of the day is spent with you all talking about any and everything, playing games, and watching movies, which eventually ends up with everyone falling asleep in various spots of your living room. You and Lucas got the honor of taking the couch, with Kun squeezed in beside Lucas and currently knocked out, head leaning against the back of the couch.

You and Lucas are the only ones still awake, although it probably won’t be long before you’re off to dreamland too. You can feel yourself getting sleepier, though you try your best to stay conscious. Lucas glances down at you where your body rests in his arms, and he grins to himself, placing his lips on the top of your head for a gentle kiss.

“I want us to stay like this forever, you know. Just the two of us,” he whispers close to your ear.

“Me too…” you murmur, already half-asleep against his chest despite your best efforts.

“It’s what I wished for.”

You perk up a little at that and swat at his arm where it’s wrapped around you. “Noo, don’t tell me or it won’t come true!”

Lucas giggles, and his laughter makes your body shake.

“You don’t have to worry about that when it’s already fated.”

108 notes · View notes

laufire · 3 years

Note

Rowena for the meme

Why I like them: how could I not??? She’s a great character, AND an absolutely enchanting woman. I could write (very bad, based on previous experience) poetry about her xDD. She’s gorgeous! And witchy! And dramatic! She hits my “older woman of dubious morality” soft spot AND has about everything else going for her lmao.

Why I don’t: I suddenly can’t read.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): I still have a few left with her (far less than I’d like! I know she has a fake marriage with Sam in one though xD), but as of now it’s probably 13x12, where she tricks Sam and Dean (they never find out she’s the one who hired the two witches that rob the book from them lol), comes in to save the day~~, has a few bonding moments with Sam regarding their Lucifer Trauma TM -which leads to Sam sneakily letting her get away with the page she was looking for lol... Another great one is where she encourages her sweet grandson (who she liked!) to return to the past knowing he’d die there, to get revenge against Crowley for forcing her to kill the one person she’d truly loved (another child she’d actually loved like a son). This family istg xDDD. 13x19, where she sets out to defy Death and force her to bring Crowley back to life is another contender (theirs is a complicated mother-son bond lmfao).

Favorite season/movie: it’s hard to say because I’ve enjoyed all four so far (well, in terms of Rowena’s storyline at least. I have Opinions on s12 and s13 lol). But I have to say Rowena is about the first character I’ve fully enjoyed (so far) seeing joining the team after being in more antagonistic role, simply because it’s fun xD, and in that sense she was a breath of fresh air in s13.

Favorite line: oh man. She has so many. One thing I’ll say for these writers is that they took advantage of having a theatre trained actress and gave her GREAT monologues lmao. See all these lovely things she tells to Crowley lmfao:

“This demon asks you to equalize credit for his and another's work. Split the baby if you will. Well, then I would well and truly split the baby. I'd cut this pulling, pathetic, grade-grubbing git in two, literally. Then I'd nail his bloody halves to the doors of the court. A reminder to all not to waste the King's time! Whiners beget whiners. You can't reward behavior like that. Why, I never gave in when you asked for sweeties as a child no matter how much you cried. Well, you were a very chunky child, darling. A bit of a bloater.”

“You can't understand my disappointment or my pride. You don't know this but after I left you, after I was forced to leave you, I heard of your death. Your mortal death. I thought you were gone to me forever. Then, hundreds of years later and thousands of miles away, I find you: the King of Hell. And not by luck or accident, you made that happen all by yourself. You're not a mother. You can't know what that pride felt like. How huge it was. But can you try to imagine, for me? Now do you understand why it breaks my heart to see what a colossal numb nut you've become? You've got the crown but you're no ruler, not really. A sad, bored wee boy on the throne who'll flop ass up the second those Winchesters, hunters who'd as soon see you dead as have you to tea, ask you to. You're no king. Not any more. You're their bitch!”

“I hate you because, when I look into your eyes, I see the woman I used to be, before magic, before the coven, when I was nothing but Rowena, the tanner's daughter. A pale, scared little girl who smelled of filth and death. I hate you because, when you were born, your father said he loved me. Then he went back to his grand wife and his grand house, whilst I lay pathetic and half-dead on a straw mat - my thighs slick with blood. I hate you, because if I didn't, I'd love you. But love... love is weakness. And I'll never be weak again.”

Then there’s of course “You say that like it’s an insult. Nice girls, they’re pathetic. Here’s to evil skanks.” (to Dean, after he calls her an evil skank). And the iconique “I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A CAREER WOMAN!!” (to Crowley, after he reproaches her abandonment of him as a child).

Favorite outfit: THIS IS THE MOST UNFAIR QUESTION I’VE EVER ASKED. Seriously, I literally spend all of her scenes making heart eyes at her looks, choosing is too difficult xD

This purple dress.

this blue one (just what you casually wear to break into a creepy house with your new frenemy Sam Winchester)

This purple dressing gown

This backless red dress

Everything she’s worn has been perfect for her, but I have a weakness for the long dresses.

OTP: Sam/Rowena is a great ship. Although if I’m honests, my favourite relationship of hers altogether is with Crowley. I love a good Bad Mom TM dynamic xDD

Brotp: see above. And I’ve enjoyed her (too few) moments with Castiel and Jack. Also Chuck lol.

Head Canon: I choose to believe she and Bela have crossed paths. Because.

Unpopular opinion: idek. Okay, I have one. You know how fandom obsesses over characters that SUPPOSEDLY have a hard exterior but are secretly softies, and that do terrible things to cover that and protect themselves (I’m looking at you Dean stans lol)? Rowena is the actual real deal here. Accept no substitutes xD

A wish: well, it would’ve been NICE if she hadn’t been so unceremoneously removed from the narrative in s15 (I mean, still a better ending than I would’ve hoped given the show’s track record, but I would’ve preferred to have her in the show moving the plot and all). At least it’s one of those endings with possibility~, so fics will be coming xD

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: the show is done and it could’ve been worse lmao. Dead with no possibility of return/no reigning position in Hell, for one.

5 words to best describe them: powerful, creative, meddling, striking, gracious.

My nickname for them: well, I keep calling her my ideal woman lmao.

#missbrunettebarbie #replies #talking to the void #my thoughts #spn thoughts #supernatural #rowena macleod #this got long but you can't ask me about rowena's lines/looks and NOT expect me to ramble sns xD

4 notes · View notes

incorrect-youth-with-you · 3 years

Note

Ooh this is lovely!🥰 I have like two requests if its okay? I would like a Keyin x Xu Xinwen au, I dont have a prompt but I would like it to be around the time of YWY, maybe something like pining? Maybe Keyin pining hard on Xinwen with a bit of angst? Idk however you prefer to do it! And my other request may be a weird ship but I totally loved it lol Anqi x Lin Fan? I dont have a prompt for this too lol but you can get inspired watching some videos of them on yt! (1)

(Sorry for the belated reply, took forever to figure out how to end it.

I Promise You Keyin x Xinwen

“Don’t mind me, my tears are pearls.” Keyin sniffs as she does her best to shake away the dark spots that keep invading her vision to finish the MAMA dance.

As Keyin catches her breath and watches a sweaty Vicky pull a half-asleep Zihan out of the studio. Xinwen begins to dance again but is stopped, and is gently ushering her towards the door.

“Jiejie please get some sleep.”

“What about you?”

“Xinwen jiejie, I’ll be fine.”

Keyin shoot her a smile that doesn’t reach her eyes. Xinwen huffs at Keyin’s stubbornness but gives her a tight hug before leaving. She doesn’t see Keyin’s ears flushing a bright red, and her heart rate pick up.

“Keyin you okay?”

“I’ll be fine, you go first you need your sleep, I think I’ll give the ground a hug for a bit longer.”

Keyin says as she flops down on the studio floor, as she tries to convince Keran to leave. Keran lightly chuckles and gathers her things, before running off to shower.

Finally, alone Keyin inhails and slowly rolls up her pant leg, grimacing when it reveals a large bruise on her knee.

“Keyin, wake up. The lights were off and it’s past your practice time. Are you waiting for someone?”

“I’m fine Princess jiejie. Let me get up and you can have the studio to yourself… and Yuxin.”

Keyin grumbles as she sits up, while Xueer blushes at her crushes name. Xueer glancing at Keyin sprawled on the floor, gasps seeing the sudden purple and black bruise painting Keyin skin.

“Keyin! Why didn’t you get help!”

Keyin whines at the sudden volume coming from the hair flip queen, and tries miserably to hide her leg.

“I’m the leader and everyone is counting on me, I-”

“You can’t take care of everyone else if you can’t take care of yourself first.”

Xueer clicks her tongue and shakes her head in disapproval. Seeing Xueer in her jiejie mood doteing over her, Keyin let’s her stubborn walls to crumble. Xueer easily carries her to the medical dorm down the hall.

Silently greateful for a jiejie like Xueer, Keyin can’t help but think ‘what if it was Xinwen.’

The sudden thought caused a heat wave to travel up the back of her neck and up to her ears.

‘But how could some one like her, love some one like me?’

Xinwen does a double-take, Keyin looks so small in the pile of blankets.

“Keyin, you in there? Xueer told me about your knee.”

With some groaning and shifting from the blankets, a very tired Keyin emerges. Xinwen takes a moment before settling against the headboard, scanning Keyin for any physical discomfort.

“Why are you here anyway, I told you to go get rest.”

Xinwen rolls her eyes and lightly swats at Keyin, as she pretends to be annoyed. But the tiny smile that creeps across her face says otherwise.

“I can’t rest well knowing you’re not taking care of yourself either.”

‘Why didn’t you tell me?’

Xinwen’s voice is laced with concern, and Keyin want’s nothing more then to crowl into a dark hole.

“I-”

‘I can’t watch you be eliminated, and goodbye to you again.’

Keyin’s breath hitches as the reality hits her, her heart pounding agressively, as she struggles to keep breathe.

Keyin hyperventilating is gut-wrenching, pulling her into a side hug, Xinwen whispers words of encouragement.

“It’s gonna be okay.”

Keyin manages to huff out a quiet

“Stay?”

‘I love you, I can’t lose you again.’

Xinwen looks down at that only to see an exhausted Keyin, clinging to her shirt like a lifeline.

“I promise, I’ll stay.”

Keyin nuzzles into Xinwen’s light brown locks and falls asleep.

Xinwen can’t help but feel her heart race, as she leans down places a kiss on Keyin’s forehead before falling asleep.

‘I wish I could tell you, I love you.’

“It was worth it!” Keran grins as she gathers everyone into a tight hug.

It’s done. Keyin can’t help but feel overwelming in of relief.

Zihan leans over to Keyin and whispers through tears “Thank you for looking after us.”

Keyin sends her a watery smile and squeezes Zihan a bit tighter.

Xinwen beemed with pride, knowing how much time and energy Keyin put in. Her dedication to the battle and the team just made Xinwen heart swell with love.

On the way back to the waiting room, Keyin felt her cool rapper composure melt away. The adrenaline high started to fade, as her limping became more apparent

“You did it!”

Keyin turns around to see Xinwen sprinting towards her, arms open as she tackles Keyin in an enthusiastic hug. Stumbling on her good leg Keyin barely catches Xinwen with the help of the wall.

“We did it!”

Keyin corrected, giggling as she tries to balance Xinwen in her arms. Basking in the warmth of the hug, Keyin slowly pulls away to see Xinwen’s dimples on full display.

Ignoring the lump in her throat, and pounding in her chest, Keyin locks eyes with Xinwen before tilting her head up closing the gap between them.

Xinwen lets out a small sound of surprise when Keyin’s leans in to close the gap. Before recovering and gently cradling Keyin’s face in her hands. Keyin in return tangles her hand in Xinwen’s hair, while her other wraps around Xinwen’s waist protectively.

Despite being a vocialist Xinwen’s lungs started to burn in need of air. Begrudgingly she pulled away panting as she leaned against Keyin’s forehead.

“I-”

Xinwen pauses when Keyin tightens her hold, bracing herself to hear the worst.

“I’ve wanted to do that for years.”

Keyin lets out a sigh of relief.

“Well why didn’t you Xinwen?”

Xinwen scuffes weaky, “I was scared.” A new hue of red colors her cheeks from the small confession.

Keyin corked an eyebrow at her “You were scared?” A new wave of tenderness tugged at Keyin’s heart strings, she can’t help but look at Xinwen with full love an adoration.

“Shut up and kiss me again.”

Xinwen bashfully replies before leaning in again.

“I promise, not even eliminations could make me leave you.”

Keyin answers smugly, pulling Xinwen towards her again.

“I love you”

Keyin gently whispers before cupping Xinwen’s face again and leaning in, smiling into the kiss Xinwen whispers “I love you too.”

#xie keyin #the9 #shaking chloe #xu xinwen #ywy2 #youth with you #resquest #jin zihan #aria jin #lu keran #keran #snow kong #kong xueer #Vicky Wei #request #ask

4 notes · View notes

carlyfrombleachers · 3 years

Text

Liveblogging of TS6 (reputation)

Okay. Let me preface this by saying I don’t like Taylor Swift. I think she’s a boring artist, who brings close to nothing to the table. The reason I’m even listening to Reputation is because I keep getting recommended an interview of Jack Antonoff where he talks about New Year’s Day (which is a song on Reputation) and I really want to watch that but I also want to know what the fuck he’s talking about. So here we are. Don’t expect more stuff like this from me. I expect this to be just a one-off thing. Swifties, don’t fucking come after me or I will cry. The only other TS album I listened to was Lover, and I thought it was trash. Absolute garbage. And apparently this one is worse than Lover. I don’t know if I’ll regret this.

Let’s begin, I guess.

...Ready For It?

I keep thinking of that one voice clip from the Hannah Montana intro (?) where you faintly hear a girl say “are you ready for it?” and that’s my first impression just by looking at the title.

I’m hitting ‘play’ right now.

Oh nevermind, I forgot to pay Deezer this month. YouTube it is.

Hey look, Ajay is in my recommended. Queen of reactions.

Help what is this

rockstar taylor??

what the fuck is up with the beat

chorus felt weak. this is my first opinion im not done with the track

i looked at the music video for 3 seconds and i saw a horse bye

i was distracted by the music video help i dont like this

since i looked at the music video for just a lil while i should say it looks weird. it is weird in a bad way it looks like some knockoff cyberpunk thing.

why didnt she just name this “Are You Ready For It?”

I’m... not particularly blown away by this track. It’s fine. I wouldn’t bop to it but I wouldn’t object to it playing somewhere. It’s like... it’s decent.

End Game (ft. Ed Sheeran, Future)

I don’t know who Future is.

she said reputation haha thats the name of the album

ok future is a rapper i dont listen to rap thats why i dont know him

after listening to lover i cant believe this is the same woman this is so weird

not looking forward to the ed sheeran part

“i wanna be your end game” this wasnt really what i was expecting

fuck off ed sheeran (i just reached his part)

according to some tabloid lady gaga mistook ed sheeran for a waiter? i would do the same thing if i saw this redhead fuckface on the street as well lol

“big reputation, big reputation, you and me got a big reputation” so deep!!!

I guess I should take this time to-- is she rapping?

Sorry, I got distracted. I don’t think every song needs to be this huge deep piece that must be deeply analyzed for centuries, but I do expect some interesting message or context for a track at least. If it sounds good, I’d also give it a pass.

This one? This was boring. I would not verbally object to this playing close to me, I would just have a grossed out look on my face during the chorus.

I Did Something Bad

I keep reading the title in Akasaka Sad’s tune. You know the part where Rina says “A-ka-sa-ka sad, I’m a sucker”? I keep thinking “I did-I did something bad”. I don’t expect it to be like that.

“i never trust a narcissist but they love me” taylor talks about her fanbase

sorry to drag swifties publicly but i will forever take an opportunity to drag a swiftie

predictable antithesis use there with “i did something bad so why does it feel so good” but okay

why was taylor branded a snake again? she pretended it was “””gone””” with lover but like. it’s weird. its not like she punched kanye on stage in 2008 or something. i dont care enough to search for evidence that taylor is a snake so lol go off i guess

dont enjoy the post-chorus part where she’s like drddddddd dddddddd it feels so distracting the gunshots were more than enough

Yeah, this one was fine. My favorite up to this point, I think.

Don’t Blame Me

lol she said “dont blame me” then it buffered bye

i was showering for the past 25 minutes hello i was listening to track 10 and melodrama

i am enjoying this one kinda

“dont blame me love made me crazy” haha wait until you find out what your next era is

“i once was poison ivy now im your daisy” this is a pretty good line honestly

obligatory katy flop moment: haha taylor could hit the high notes in daisy

this sounds like a country song especially in the chorus i dont know what to really make of it

“loooord save me” this is why your female fans are called horse girls

This was... pretty good. The chorus weirds me out still, but it had its good moments. It was nice.

Delicate

stop saying reputation in the reputation album

this autotune voice bits of hers are so distracting

i say as i listen to how i’m feeling now by charli xcx

yes i did just roast myself. gotta leave the swifties with nothing

god the music video for this track has 400m views this woman is making my faves look like indie stars LOL

I keep getting distracted because this song is boring. It’s... okay. I guess. The music video was pretty cute. Nothing caught my attention in the track, but it sounds like gym music. It would play on a gym owned by a 30-something white woman during the yoga classes and you know it.

Look What You Made Me Do

We’ve all heard this song. I’m gonna listen to it and then be done with it.

I guess I’ll just watch the music video.

ONE BILLION VIEWS????????????

Okay. I watched the music video.

Really? All the fem guys dancing with her?

I’m not going to sit here and be like “fem guys are BAD and should all die and never be represented” because… lol. But it is kind of annoying how it was literally just fem guys dancing with her and doing all those faces because you KNOW she was looking for the impressionable gays to go “omg taylor progressive!!!!” and go talk about it on social media.

But am I saying that because I don’t like Taylor? Yes. But that doesn’t make my point less valid.

The music video was pretty good, the production on this track is really good (thank you Jack Antonoff xx) and the track itself is good. Not outstanding or perfect or a serve, it’s good.

Also the ending with all her previous eras? That was cool. The uncool part is most of the “look how rich I am” parts… because we all know you’re rich, Taylor. Nice SFX.

So It Goes…

i got an ad whyyyyyyy

fuck this shit i cant keep up with what shes saying im pulling genius out for this one

this is not lyrically deep i can tell already from genius

im not a fan of love songs i already have CRJ to cover that base and Lorde covers breakup songs I guess and this song is just. boring. lol

Nothing really shocking or noteworthy here, it’s just.. okay.

Gorgeous

I got another ad FUCK

i got a boss baby ad help

god boss baby really was something huh i completely forgot about that

why am i talking about boss baby

okay. reputation

why did a baby say gorgeous

HELP i am so disappointed this is the one track with the lyric video and god this is disappointing

i saw this and i was like “oh shit shes gonna talk about how its gonna be gorgeous when u die” or smth and

lol. LOL. the depth is nonexistent and the bar is in hell

who wrote this? you lied

This song is so boring, LOL. I expected so much from it and was instantly disappointed when the pre-chorus hit. You had everything on your plate and you ate the plate itself. Girl. What the hell. Why. You could’ve given us an anthem about hating your man, and you took the easy route.

Getaway Car

im intrigued

okay im listening and this sounds very jack antonoff? the shotgun thing made me immediately go o_o

it felt a bit weak at the end but at the start i was enjoying it quite a lot… i think this is my fave

I enjoyed this one quite a lot :) It was pretty good but not an amazing masterpiece. It was better than LWTMMD and that’s all I have to say.

King Of My Heart

sounds boring haha

taylor keeps putting these trap beats in things sister youre not lorde LOL

yeah this is kinda boring

WAIT A MINUTE NEW YEARS DAY IS THE LAST TRACK???? IM GONNA HAVE TO STICK UNTIL THE END oh my god please no

i dont. i .. i knew this would be happening but i didnt expect it to be the last one

i guess the timing is accurate ha ha ha ha

i just heard ariana grande

I keep hearing Ariana Grande on this track. Is that good? I don’t know.

Dancing With Our Hands Tied

why are there so many songs in this fucking album

the beat is.. okay. it is catchy

oh i like this i think. its pretty nice

the chorus is nice. yes. i do kind of enjoy this

Yeah, I liked this one. Pretty good writing, and it sounds great.

Dress

wtf is this song why is it so horny

horny taylor is weird stop being horny please

this song is okay i would not revisit it because its just weird. do not like this!!!

when carly rae jepsen says slide on through my window it is funny but when taylor sings i bought this dress so you could take it off i die

oh that second of silence was really good

[looks at the producer] [it’s jack antonoff] :)

This song weirds me out. I don’t like it. It had its moments production-wise but it was... weird.

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

I expect good things from this. With a title like that? Give me a bop.

Currently not being a bop.

Okay, it was cute. Nothing amazing. Just… fine. Cute attempt.

oh i liked the spoken part thats what i expected from this song

Call It What You Want

this is about genitalia this is my prediction

It was not about genitalia.

This song is pretty good if you remove all the mentions to her lover and her man and her baby, which are all the same person, I guess.

This is disappointing.

JACK ANTONOFF BACKING VOCALS

I LOVE YOU JACK

umm anyways

OH HE DID IT AGAIN IM GONNA CRY i love this man

I expected so much from this track and the chorus just… disappointed me.

JACK!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! KEEP SINGING!!!!!

i love this man im gonna cry

The highlight of this song is the part where Jack Antonoff sings.

New Year’s Day

wow the reason why im doing this shit

look at him. :)

this song was cute. nothing special. just cute. very okay.

just. okay. yeah. pretty fine.

nothing special.

Final Thoughts On The Album

It was better than Lover.

I expected this to be a concept album, all about the drama she’s gotten into? But it was just boring love songs with some extra flair. I expected great things from this album, having only heard LWYMMD from it before this. A concept album that’s just an answer/clapback to everyone’s who wronged her à la Yellow Flicker Beat (I know it’s for a movie but that song slaps and I don’t know a thing about Hunger Games) would’ve been PERFECT but it was just... love songs. I need Taylor to stop singing about love and start serving us big meals.

I would not like to revisit this. Like, 5/10. It could’ve been a lot better, but it wasn’t because you’re too afraid to cross some lines, Taylor.

Final Ranking:

Dancing With Our Hands Tied

Getaway Car

Look What You Made Me Do

I Did Something Bad

Don’t Blame Me

New Year’s Day

Call It What You Want

...Ready For It?

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

So It Goes...

End Game (feat. Ed Sheeran, Future)

Dress

Delicate

King Of My Heart

Gorgeous

taylor flop stream gone now

#taylor swift #liveblog #liveblogging #reputation #swifties dont kill me thanks #i dont like taylor swift why did i do this #music

1 note · View note

askthetotallynotdehsquad · 5 years

Note

kleinsen being good and soft

Ava: teehee (Evan doesn’t know Jared likes him yet)

——————

Evan: *packing bc he’s sleeping over at Jared’s house??*

Jared: *puking up flowers and blood cause hanahaki*

Evan: *knocks on the Jared’s door* Jaredddddddd

Jared: f-fuck um- oNE S-SECOND- *pukes more and one whole flower and then stops cause thats all of them for today lol xD*

Evan: *puts his headphones on bc he’s waiting??*

Jared: *cleans up the bathroom and wipes his eyes cause he was crying cause it hurt and puts the flower in a bowl where he kept all of them cause it's a water lily cause I like them and opens the door for evan* hi, sorry I took so long, come in

Evan: *puts his headphones around his neck* it’s fine dude *walks in* I haven’t been here in forever oh my god-

Jared: *rubs the back of his neck* heh- yeah

Evan: *looks at thy Jared very concerned* you okay dude? I’m surprised you haven’t made a joke by now

Jared: im surprised you haven't kissed a tree! I'm fine, lol

Evan: *giggly boye* you sure?- Wait, why are your eyes so red? Are you smoking weed?!

Jared: um- yes?

Evan: uh- where should I put my bags? I don’t know if any of the house rules changes- since last time you didn’t let me touch anything-

Jared: we can bring them to my room cause thats where we're sleeping I guess

Evan: okay? *runs upstairs and falls in the process* OW

Jared: oh shoot- are you okay? *runs over to evan*

Evan: yeah- I just tripped that’s all! *smiley boye* *walks into thy Jared’s room*

Jared: *follows the evan* uh so you can sleep on my bed and I can sleep on the floor or whatever

Evan: dude it’s your house- I’ll sleep on the floor-

Jared: well like you’re the guest or something I don’t know

Evan: hhhhhh *flops on his bed* what do you wanna do

Jared: I dont know- wanna watch a movie?

Evan: sure! *sits up and sits against the pillows*

Jared: *sits next to evan* ummm... let's watch..... uh.... *puts on Hercules cause yes* this.

Evan: dork *giggly boye*

Jared: *red boye* shush-

Evan: wow Jared Kleinmen is blushing, from Evan Hansen- who ever thought

Jared: ugh- *hides face* i hate you tree man

Evan: love you too bathbomb

Jared: *feels a lump in his throat because I researched and like if you get affection from the person you love the symptoms get worse* um- i need to use the bathroom be right back *walks to the bathroom*

Evan: okay!

Jared: *locks the door and starts hanahaki-ing for like 5 minutes*

Evan: *walks to the bathroom door and knocks on it* you okay dude?

Jared: yep! I'm g-good just give me a s-second- *hanahki-s a full water lily cause thats what his flower is apparently* *also thats how he knows it's over for now*

Evan: okay! I’ll be in your room- I’ll pause the movie for you!

Jared: o-okay! *coughs up some more blood and cleans up*

Like- 5 minutes later: skskksksk

Jared: *walks in to his room and puts the lily in the water bowl*

Evan: you have...water Lily’s in your...bathroom?

Jared: a lot has changed, evan. *sigh* a lot

Evan: *sighs and hugs the Jared*

Jared: *blushes and hugs the tree* soooooo... why are you hugging me?

Evan: you seemed sad- and you don’t get enough love

Jared: *metaphorically melts into the hug and lays his head on Evans shoulder*

Ali: (I'm sorry im so used to being a bottom)

Ava: (Dont worry dude bc same)

Evan: *ruffles the Jared’s hair* you okay?

Jared: ......huh? What? Wait yeah I'm good haha *stops hugging the evan and is v red* so uh- wanna keep watching the movie?

Evan: sure! *sits on his bed and closes the blinds so it can be dark* it’s like a real movie theater!

Jared: yeah! *in his mind cause I feel like it 😋 (how in the fucking fuck can someone be so god damn cute-)

Ava: dang Jared

Evan: *unpauses the movie and leans against the pillows* *puts an oversized hoodie on uwu*

Jared: *(what in the frick frack cracker jack)

Evan: *rests his head on Jared’s shoulder teehee*

Jared: *blushblushblush*

Evan: is it bad I’ve never seen this movie-

Jared: I mean i dont know I guess?? *worried he'll have another hanahaki attack with all this love ;-;*

Evan: Jared...are you okay? Ever since I got here you’ve looked like you’re going to throw up- should I leave?

Jared: nonononono!!! It's fine!! I'm fine!!

Evan: *hugs the Jared from the side* no you arentttttt

Jared: e-evan i- *starts coughing up blood*

Ali: (he wasn't gonna confess he was just flustered :/)

Evan: holy shoot! Oh my god!- *runs to get towels*

Jared: *keeps coughing up blood and now- some flower petals*

Evan: *comes back with towels and sits down in front of Jared then looks at him* here du- are those...flowers?

Jared: n-no. Y-y-yes? *starts sobbing cause it hurts a lot ouchies* i-im s-so-sorry *coughs up more petals and blood*

Evan: hey hey hey- it’s okay Jare- I know what this is- cough it all up *rubs his back*

Jared: *starts coughing up wayyy more and even some full lilys bc like I said affection makes it worse*

Evan: oh shoot sorry! I forgot- *steps away from the Jared*

Jared: *coughs up a bit more and one like- huge heccin lily thats glowy pink (normally theyre white) :0*

Evan: oh my god..-

Jared: i-im sorry I'll- I'll clean this up- *starts cleaning up quickly and gently puts the pink one in the center of the bowl*

Evan: y-you like m-m-me..-

Jared: what?! No thats- thats insane haha-

Evan: y-yeah....insane

Jared: *picks up the bowl, sits down, and puts it on his lap* *oh and pushes them around gently with his finger*

Evan: Jared....can I um...tell you something?

Jared: hm?

Evan: I um....please don’t hate me- but...Ive liked you for awhile now. You’ve been really nice to me lately and I never knew why, but now I do. It’s fine if you have hanahaki because of Connor- it’s fine if you don’t like me- I’m just hoping this doesn’t trigger it-

Some of the smaller flowers: *die*

Jared: wait- wait hold up- wait- wait really? *starts crying* no no... no youre just playing with me- this is all a dream- stop- no-

Evan: Jared, I’m not messing with you...you aren’t dreaming- I like you

Jared: ohmygosh- oh- ohmygosh- *puts the bowl back down on the table and is still muttering ohmygosh to himself* *blushy boye*

Evan: *laughs a little* calm down Jare

Jared: *sits back down and looks at the ground* you know... I had.. that was 29 flowers.. one more and.. I wouldve died......

Evan: am I allowed to like...- touch you now?

Jared: yeah-

Evan: *hugs the jared*

Jared: *leans on the evan*

Evan: *pulls away from the Jared and looks at him then....kisses him teehee*

Jared: *flustered for a moment but then kisses him back*

Evan: Jared, I- I love you

Jared: I love you too you dweeb *kisses him agian but more make-outy?????*

Ava: Ali what-

Evan: *big blush man*

Jared: *pulls apart and gives him a look like is this okay cause catie told me once that you should do that*

Ali: (shush I dont know what words are)

Evan: *laughs* Jared you are such a dork, I love it

Jared: w-wELL-?!

Evan: *giggly boye*

Jared: *smiles* just kiss me already you acorn *kisses the evan agAiN*

Evan: *kisses thy Jared*

Jared: *runs his fingers through thy Evans hair*

Ava: Ali- where is this going

Evan: *big blush man*

Jared: *makes out with evan wow I did it im proud of myself :)*

-later-

Evan: *his hair is all messed up* so that happened-

Jared: *red boye* yeah-

Evan: you’re a good kisser Kleinmen

Jared: *giggle sk* no u

Evan: uno reverse card *giggle sk*

Jared: ugh fineeeeee- *fixes his glasses cause they were tilted cause ;)*

Evan: well I never got to watch the movie- I guess I’m too hot to handle

Jared: pretty much

Evan: o-oh I was j-joking- *hides under the blanket*

Jared: *giggles* youre such a dweeb

Evan: *still under the blanket* shushhhh

Jared: *goes under the blanket and cuddles the evan*

Evan: *pink boye* *wraps his arms around the Jared*

Jared: *falls asleep*

-a couple hours later-

Evan: *poking thy Jared* Jareeeeee wake uppppp

Jared: *wakes up* momm its nott- oh hey evan-! *blush boy*

Evan: I never knew I looked like your mom *laughs*

Jared: nO thats disgusting eww- she just- normally wakes me up on Saturdays thinking its school. She's werid.

Evan: how- it’s Saturday?? I can’t even remember anymore

Jared: *shrugs* I have a good memory I guess

Evan: I’m just gonna say, I never thought in a million years, the Jared Kleinmen would like cuddles

Jared: *giggles* oh evan you dont even know

Evan: what else are you hiding from me

Jared: *becomes way to red to even speak* noTHINg-

Evan: tell meeeeeee pweaseeeee

Jared: *hides under his blanket* nO-

Evan: Jared I swear to god if you’re kinky like my brother-

Jared: no ew gross what huh

Evan: tell me Jare Bearrrrr

Jared: no-

Evan: hmmmmmm okay fineeeee *stares at the Jared* you’re really pretty...-

Jared: youre really hot

Evan: oh I- I- um..- *v v v v v v red*

Jared: *giggly boye*

Evan: that was very unnecessary Kleinmen *crosses his arms while being v v v red*

Jared: it's true

Evan: *puts his hand on his cheek and kisses him teehee*

Jared: *pulls him closer and kisses him back*

Evan: this is very gay

Jared: *finger guns* yeperino!

Evan: *giggly boye* you are so weird, but I love you

Jared: can we get back to kissing? (Please? Yo. Every action has an-)

Ava: equal opposite reaction-

Evan: o-oh y-yeah- *kisses the Jared*

Jared: *kisses the evan but ~~ly*

Evan: *is basically in Jared’s lap at this point-*

Jared: *has his arms wrapped around Evans hips ;))*

Evan: *has his arms wrapped around Jared’s neck;))*

Jared: *kisses evan but more ;))-y*

Evan: *big blush man*

Jared: *keeps kissing Thy evan shook :0*

Evan: okay Jared calm down *giggly boye*

Jared: *shrugs* youre just a really good kisser, acorn *stares at Thy evan smiling :)*

Evan: shush bathbomb

Jared: *in an amazingly good British accent because I feel like Jared would have a amazingly good British accent* oh evan my good sir, youre such a peach *kisses Evans hand* now if you'll excuse me for a moment, i shall go get food *goes to get food*

Evan: Jared wha- dork!

Jared: *yells from the kitchen* treeboy!

Evan: Adorable!

Jared: goddamn you! *comes back to his room and he has um.. spaghetti* f o o d

Evan: my mom knew this was going to happen- she knew you liked meeeeeeee *looks at the Jared*

Jared: well your mom is smart *we eating*

Evan: oh and I uh- I bought you something the other day- *gives him a bathbomb*

Jared: you know me so well *wipes a fake tear from his eye* ironically, i got something for you! *goes under his bed and grabs a succulent and gives it to evan* you can name it if you want-

Evan: *:0* I love it!! *hugs the Jared*

Jared: yay! *hugs the evan*

Evan: *snuggles in the Jared XD owo*

Jared: *plays with evans hair 0w0*

Evan: jare...will you be my boyfrienddddd

Jared: *straight face* no of course not... *smiles really wide and kisses the evan* dUDE OF COURSE!!! *v v smiley boye*

Evan: *breaks into a giggly fit and falls out of the Jared’s grip* yayyyyy

Jared: *teehee* hey evannnn guess whattttttttttttttttttt

Evan: whatttttttt

Jared: I love you *giggly boye oWO

Evan: I love you toooo!

Jared: so what are you gonna name the little guy? *sits on the ground with evan cause he fell or something and puts thy succulent in his lap*

Evan: hm...jelly bean!

Ali: im gonna make jared be able to do any accent really well and you can't stop me

Jared: *commits cowboy accent* howdy there jelly bean what are you doin' round these here parts

Evan: Jared what the hell!? *laughing*

Jared: *starts laughing too and is still committing cowboy accent* what? this is how I talk! Ya got a problem with that mister? *laughing so much sksjsksmskk*

Evan: n-no! This is just- *continues laughing*

Jared: *dies laughing and back to normal jared voice* jelly bean is beautiful

Evan: oh welcome back Jared, you got possessed by a cowboy

Jared: Oh my gosh I did?! *finger guns the air and looks around frantically* wOODY I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! I'LL SHOOT!! *trying not to laugh*

Evan: *cant breathe from laughing* oh my god-

Jared: *falls onto Evans lap* ohmygosh *dying laughing* i can't

Evan: *dying laughing* since when could you do all those accents?!

Jared: *shrugs* since forever I guess? I can do a lot more

Evan: oh lord please no

Jared: *giggles* okay okay- what do you wanna do now?

Evan: I don’t knowwwwwww

Jared: *puts jelly bean on the counter* wannaaaaaaa watch a horror movie??

Evan: okay! *sits under the blanket on the Jared’s bed* (it still looks like a movie theater in his room-*

Jared: *sits next to evan and puts on the man man bye*

The first death: wassup

Evan: *clings onto Jared’s arm*

Ali: oh my gosh it's literally the opposite of us

Jared: evan it has barely been 10 minutes in-

-Half way through the movie-

Evan: *screams*

Jared: *wraps his arms around evan* evy do you wanna turn it off? *genuinely concerned*

Evan: n-no it’s fine

Jared: oookayyy... *still worried*

-a bit more than halfway in-

Evan: *falls asleep*

Jared: *gently moves evan so he's laying down, turns off the tv, cuddles him and falls asleep too*

-next Day-

Evan: *wakes up* Jare bearrrr

Jared: *talks in his sleep cause I need to do this* *sleep giggles? Shut up okay* awee my little evy wevy

Evan: *big blush man but laughs and pokes the Jared*

Jared: *awakens and sees thy evan* oh h-hi evan- *big big big blush man*

Evan: how long have you dreamed of me Jare? *smiley boye*

Jared: w-well um- y-you see y-you i- um- *flustered gay distress increces*

Evan: what happened in that little “evy wevy” dream of yours

Jared: nOThIng-

Evan: awe c’mom tell your little Evy Wevy

Jared: *blushes deeper :0* nO-

Evan: okay okay- you can go back to sleep if you want baby

Jared: *is redder than a tomato* baby???? *dying* did you just call me baby??? *dying even more like wtf*

Evan: *shaking his head* mhm

Jared: *hides his face* evan why do you do this to me

Evan: awe because I cannnnn

Jared: oh my gosh *dying blushing woah*

Evan: *kisses thy Jared*

Jared: *kisses thy evan back*

Evan: *kisses his forehead* go back to sleep baby

Jared: fineeeeeeee *lays down with his head on Evans lap and falls asleep*

Evan: *gently moves Jared and lays down*

Jared: *clings onto evan*

Evan: *asleep*

Heidi: Evan sweetie it’s time to come ho- AWWWWWW

Jared: *stays asleep and clings onto evan tighter*

Evan: *whisper yells* mom what the hell! Go away!-

Heidi: I am posting this on Facebook! *walks away*

Jared: *nuzzles evan*

Ali: NUZZLES YOU OWO

Evan: *goes to get up but Jared won’t let him* Jare, I have to leave

Jared: *still a singular sleep*

2 notes · View notes

survivorjordanpines · 6 years

Text

Episode 3: We Need to Start Getting Rid of the Extras - Cole

I hate the music video challenge. Other than that, I feel indifferent towards the people who got voted out. I wonder if Kage found anything in the isle of pines though. I would be happy if he did.

why is this going easier than expected? theres gon be a swap soon huh...jp would fuck me up like this s/o to my fave liam and andreas

I hate these challenges. I don't like being on camera but when you know half your tribe probably doesn't want to participate, you don't really have a choice. I think we're going to do Trouble - Pink, my suggestion, and I'm super hyped about that because I love Pink. We love feminist icons on a tribe that is like 60% men. There's no way to do an all girls alliance with just me, LA, Karen, and Regan. 60-40 aren't great odds.

nick saying he talked and had a social game when he only started talking 4 hours before tribal because jack warned him he was being voted plus I think queen pippa and Allison will win the redemption comp over nick nick only stayed cause mat summers was inactive lol

Kage is playing hard really early, but that's good for me. He can be my shield while I stand behind him. Honestly, his reads on the game are useful for gathering information and he seems willing to be my ride-or-die. I find that this is extremely favorable. However, I also want to work with Charlotte and LA. They seem like a good trio for me to attach myself too. I do not want to pick between them so I hope that I can continue working with all three of them as the future progresses.

Music video challenges are a nightmare. I feel like a mother trying to get her kids ready for school and one kid is in the bathroom taking forever, another won't eat his cheerios, one is still in bed, and the other two have mysteriously vanished. We are losing this challenge. There's no way around it. Which means, we'll have to pick someone who was the least helpful to send to the Oasis. I love rewarding flops. Kage said that he would try to get people to agree to send me which is cool, don't get me wrong, but like - why me? Let's not put a target on my back quite so early, thank you! But on the plus side, I decorated my co-workers desk with Crab!Jordan pictures and that amused me for about 16 minutes.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh music videos make me want to die lmao

AHHHHHHHHHHH I hope we win again becasue how funny is it that we are the hate jordan pines tribe and we stay the longest

I like my tribe. I am aligned with everyone. If we lose I will be upset for 2 reasons: I will have to vote out an ally and this is the best music video in TS history so it should win

Well so far the game is going really well for me!! I think I have a lot of loyal allies and I hope we don't go to tribal for the third time in a row because I pretty much want everyone on my tribe to stay in the game as long as possible. We need to start getting rid of the extras that were aka the other two tribes.... Like offense but like they aren't stars so like go hunny thank you being a place holder, you are excused.

Challenge is due in 8 hours and 45 minutes. Guess how many people have filmed stuff for the video? Yes , you guessed it... the answer is ONE. I'm voting for myself because no one else deserves it. I destroyed my kitchen for this challenge. I threw a chair, there are ripped pictures of Jordan Pines everywhere, and I took down a painting. THAT is dedication. WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE EVER?

At this point in the game I almost want to go to Tribal that’s why I’m not helping with the video. I want to go to tribal to test our alliance and pick off Regan or Adam. Regan because she is messy af and Adam because he has too many ties with the icons tribe. I hope we flop in this challenge. Also, I told the wrong clue to my alliance so let’s hope that doesn’t backfire. It won’t for this vote anyway and hopefully I get to go back to the Isles Of The Pines so I can retrieve MY idol.

THESE PEOPLE GIVE ME SEVERE ANXIETY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

I hope we win, the video jessica made was SO good! we'll find out soon and I'm just a bundle of nerves right now!

Pippa was voted out, so despite her best efforts she still fell short! However she did win the redemption island duel, so shes still in! Our tribe did the challenge in one day and looking at the criteria I fully expect us to lose. Like 100%. So thats gonna finally cause some ~tension~. Everyone is active on our tribe. But if we go with the alliance of 6 we formed, either Cole or Casey would go. Personally i'd rather we just win and neither goes but someone has to go and its rather shitty.

[2017-11-21, 10:52:45 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): OUR VIDEO IS TERRIBLE [2017-11-21, 10:52:47 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): I WANNA DIE [2017-11-21, 10:55:27 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: I'm scared to watch [2017-11-21, 10:55:47 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): don’t do it [2017-11-21, 10:55:53 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: Okay lol [2017-11-21, 10:55:59 PM] Jordan Pines: make a confessional about it :) [2017-11-21, 10:56:03 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): Kage didn’t mute our video files [2017-11-21, 10:56:09 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): So it’s a disaster [2017-11-21, 10:56:13 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: HEGDVEBSHDJEJ [2017-11-21, 10:56:15 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): A DISASTER [2017-11-21, 10:56:19 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: THATS SO BASIC [2017-11-21, 10:56:22 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): LORI ITS JUST YOU AND ME [2017-11-21, 10:56:23 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: JFC [2017-11-21, 10:56:28 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: I'M DONE [2017-11-21, 10:56:31 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN IT [2017-11-21, 10:56:34 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: MED EVAC [2017-11-21, 10:56:37 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): and there’s ugly effects [2017-11-21, 10:56:43 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): Jordan can we mutiny [2017-11-21, 10:56:49 PM] Jordan Pines: nope :) [2017-11-21, 10:56:49 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: WE OUT [2017-11-21, 10:56:55 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): Okay well we’re out [2017-11-21, 10:57:02 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): Med Evac please [2017-11-21, 10:57:08 PM] Jordan Pines: :) [2017-11-21, 10:57:46 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: I need to go [2017-11-21, 10:57:57 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: I'm not watching that video [2017-11-21, 10:58:00 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: Lol [2017-11-21, 11:01:43 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): I couldn’t watch the whole thing [2017-11-21, 11:02:16 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): If either you, kage, or I gets voted out I’m done with this community lmao [2017-11-21, 11:02:19 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): FLOPS [2017-11-21, 11:02:33 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: MOOD [2017-11-21, 11:03:14 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: I need kage to delete that asap [2017-11-21, 11:03:37 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: I still cant bring myself to watch [2017-11-21, 11:08:20 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): Honestly me [2017-11-21, 11:08:24 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): I want it GONE [2017-11-21, 11:08:30 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): BURN IT WITH FIRE [2017-11-21, 11:12:48 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: RIP [2017-11-21, 11:30:09 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): so [2017-11-21, 11:30:11 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): you can hear you singing [2017-11-21, 11:30:24 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): bc kage used our backing as the music track [2017-11-21, 11:30:29 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): i want to fucking choke [2017-11-21, 11:30:37 PM] LA {Themyscira Host}: I can't believe ts jordan pines made me quit orgs [2017-11-21, 11:30:43 PM] charlotte (themyscira host): ME AS FUCK

Going to our first tribal will be rough, but I feel confident in my alliance. I will certainly not be the one going. Jaiden threw out Regan's name and I'm down with that. She seems to have the best chance of getting Pippa out of redemption and having an Senip come back will provide us with numbers.

Hello I just got added to two alliances with regan. One with David and one with gage. And listen I love regan but I cannot be snatcht for being in 10 alliances bc she thinks I get along with all these people 😩. But honestly if I were to work with anyone on this tribe it'd be regan David and gage so we'll see how this goes. I'm also talkin to charlotte so I'll see what she's thinking vote wise. I'll prob talk to other ppl

I can't fucking believe this tribe. Actually, no, that's a lie... I can believe this tribe because they're all a bunch of flops. I don't care that you were working, or that you had school. LA and I both work, she had school, and we still managed to put together a THREE FUCKING MINUTE VIDEO to contribute to this tribe. Effort isn't hard. Honestly this challenge would have taken less than five minutes. But I'll play nice, I was only a little shady in the tribe chat. me: kage and LA the true MVPS me: the rest of ya’ll… no shade no tea but :| I would copy receipts but Skype for Web sucks. TAKES UR EXCUSES AND SHOVE EM CUZ I DONT WANNA HEAR IT. I WILL CARRY YOUR SORRY ASSES ON MY BACK IF I HAVE TO. WE'RE NOT LOSING AGAIN. Tonight the Icons Only tribe wants to vote for Regan. I don't have a problem with Regan, other than she can be a little extra, but David said that she's the person he talks to the most. Selfishly, I want her gone so that I can be the person David talks to most. I like David, he's cool. I would love to have an alliance with David and Adam. Me? Aligning with everyone on my tribe? More likely than you'd think.

Jack may be cute as hell like the rest of our tribe but he's really rustling my jimmies with this vote. Stop dragging Liam around like a dog, it's not cute and it's not gonna keep you in this game. Liam deserves better, end Liam hate 2k17. Also Sarah is an actual legend queen of spilling tea.

Kage is messy. Betray me and I'll slit your throat and bathe in your blood

JK he's a child I take that back. BUT MOM IS NOT IMPRESSED. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

so Jack is making liam do all his dirty work wanting to get Madison out having got nick out and all well he is gone i guess

I hope I am not getting voted out. This alliance should carry me to victory though.

anyway so I left off with an alliance with gage and regan and david and regan, then I added david and la to the chat with gage anyway so we agreed on raf. and then Jaiden is like don't vote for me, and that he said that the names he heard were regan kage raf and himself. so anyway david and regan call me and I'm like what the fuck is going on in here on this day and they tell me that theres an alliance that kage made with kage la gage charlotte raf and Jaiden but like gage told me that kage ratted out his own alliance???/ anyway so Jaiden keeps thinking the vote is switching between kage and regan and raf and like .....I don't wanna vote reg so like rn I'm in the process of trying to get gage and la to flip to raf or maybe get reg to vote for kage, so it may be 4-4-1 or 5-4. and like gage and la are basically the swing votes and I'm like like yall literally trust me the most so just vote with me???? like by fucking me over and voting regan theyre gonna fuck themselves over. anyway so like I'm scared kage might have an idol??? and that's my main issue with voting for him like a split would be hard to do rn so that why I wanna vote for raf at this point

First tribals are suppose to be easy but NOT THIS ONE. I don't know what's happening in this game, i just know I'm suddenly in the middle of two alliances. I JUST WANTED TO SLEEP MY WAY THROUGH THIS. i wanna work with karen but she doesn't wanna vote regan but the other alliance wants to vote regan so i'm gonna pissed off one side if me and gage can't flip to someone else. honestly, i'm trying to keep karen happy and build this relationship with gage cause i need people. at some point its gonna be me and char going for each other and i need to have allies i can depend on. AND WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T MUTE THE AUDIO TRACK AND REPLACE IT WITH THE SONG WHEN EDITING A MUSIC VIDEO?!!?

Honestly this tribe is a mess. Kage and jaiden are messes. And I'm a mess and the most paranoid person ever. Actually that might be jaiden but he's a smart kind of paranoid.

LA wants to vote out Kage. Bitch, so do I, but how many times do I have to say - WE DON'T HAVE THE NUMBERS. Girl, tribal is in 22 minutes. Sit down!

Me being in the majority for the first vote? What is this feeling??? This feels.....too good to be true. So much shit went down and so many names were thrown around and I expected to go too. But thank my lucky stars that didnt happen. Going forward I think I cant trust Regan and Karen and even possibly gage but everyone else IDK!!!!!

I guess I'm the fool. Oh well. Not like it matters.

#supportyourlocaljordanpines

0 notes