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🤓 Teacher Li, Thanks xoxo
#plant rubbings#flower poundings#植物拓印#花卉拓印#keep learning#活到老學到老#chu lan#fine craft artist#朱蘭皮藝#leather art artist#beautiful life
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LOOK AT MY NEW MUG
It even has some shallow indents all over the surface!!! It’s so nice to hold ☺️
#roadie rambles#I’m a huge fan of tactile ceramics#don’t know if anyone else does this but one of my tactile stims is just holding/rubbing my plant pots (most of which are also tactile!)
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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls 2/16, There's The Rub, The Part Where Dean Shows Up And Ruins Everything, Part 5
Read parts 1-4 and all other episodes in my pinned post.
This one may not come across as terribly funny; I felt the urge to continue with this episode but I also felt a bit off my humor game, probably because it's 8,000 fucking degrees outside. Maybe that's what's draining my funny juices. But it does contain a bonus surprise (something I've never done before), so read on.
Where we last left off, we were moments away from armageddon as Dean was heading over to the Gilmore house, with his fucking pint of ice cream in a bag, ignoring Rory's wishes to be left alone because consent has never been his forte, hell bent on destroying this evening of blissful harmony being shared between Jess, Rory, and Paris.
Rory has just checked the Butthead News and Weather report and learned that a Level 5 DeanStorm is bearing down on the Gilly Girls house. She immediately shifts into panic mode as she tries to evacuate everyone from the house.
I swear he is too smart for his own good. #AdmireTheBaby #ISAIDADMIREHIM
Please don't go, my love.
God, I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to notice this was actualy a clever ploy to get Rory alone in her room. Clever baby.
I thought Jess was saying he wants to sit down and have a heart to heart talk with Rory, then I realized he actually meant Dean and that is way funnier. I love the absurd image of those two idiots working together to achieve mature conflict resolution. Totally bonkers concept.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if Dean and Jess would just fucking make out with each other there would be peace in Stars Hollow. Rory would be spared, Lindsey would be spared, Lorelai would watch her dreams of marrying Dean Forrester wither on the vine, Shane would still be alive and not murdered by Jess after the dance marathon...
Milos "tiny little ice cream package" line delivery in the following scene is so fucking adorable that I went ahead and made it into a video clip. I should start doing this more often tbh.
I don't know how Jess is always so fearless around Dean, if I were Jess I'd be pissing my fucking pants. Dean fucking terrifies me.
Shit.
Is the cold fear that this fictional character instills in me on a regular basis a testament to Jared Padalecki's acting or what? I mean, I hope it's just acting. It's a little too convincing.
He is one scary motherfucker.
Poor Paris.
Dean is so horrible to Rory in the next scene, like he is just getting more and more abusive towards Rory as time goes on. So you know what, I'm not even going to write about it. Fuck Dean Forrester.
Paris jumps to Rory's defense and makes up an excuse to calm Dean down from his jealous rage and it works. I wish I just could give the both of them (Paris and Rory) a great big hug. Paris is a hero and her love for Rory knows no bounds.
You are not. Fuck you!
Rory, honey. No...just no. 😭
#denise rewatches gilmore girls#rory gilmore#jess mariano#milo ventimiglia#gilmore girls season 2#theres the rub#paris geller#anti dean forester#The MESSAGES these shows were planting in our young millennial brains#Dean yells at Rory so she apologizes to him and kisses him#and promises not to spend her time with anyone else#like#I didn’t watch these kind of shows when they first aired#so this still blows my mind there was tv like this
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i see ur can’t get aroused plantcest and i raise u can’t come plantcest;; can get as wet and as worked up as they fucking want vash can get fucked as much as he (other people lbr) would want but he’s just perpetually not coming not even while masturbating bc his body just does not see the need when there’s no other plant nearby
AYYEEEEE THAT'S HOT, it just builds and builds and builds, and it goes on for years, and every time it's worse, and it's making him crazy and it hurts. but he just. can't. oohhh that's sexy......
BUT BUT ALSO ANON, gonna derail this from naivash a bit bc im stuck on "when there’s no other plant nearby" and linking that to not only nai, but the other plants as well, and what that would mean for vash and the value of his plant healing visits. bc the plant healing would no longer be only to help his dying sisters, but also vash's only opportunities to get some relief.
they are the only moments when he's in the proximity of another plant, the only moments when he can orgasm. when his body will let him.
so he leans his head against the glass and his sister leans into his touch at the other side and, like clockwork, his body is tingling and reacting and fuck, he wishes not to, but he needs to, it's the only relief he can ever get, that he will get in who knows how long. so he succumbs to it, every time.
AND IM THINKING ESP HARD about a younger vash first coming to learn this, the boy going around helping his sisters and noticing that, every time he leans into their tanks, and they come to meet him, there's a thrum in his veins, electricity coursing along his skin. and his markings are glowing. and he's hot. and it's a feeling reminiscent of when he's alone in his rooms and rubs himself, sobbing as his body goes hot and hot and hot, and pleasure builds up and up and up, but never, never culminates
but—it's different.
bc it's been so long since he's felt this, specifically. felt a potential ability to finish. (something he hasn't felt in years, not since—). and he gasps. takes a hand to his crotch, presses. and his dick is throbbing, and his hole is leaking. and he can feel it. he might be able to. he might. he might come. and the thought of that, the prospect of it has his mind spinning and his heart drumming against his chest and his entire body aching in need.
since then, he always asks to be left alone with the plants during his visits.
#trigun#plantcest#love how this this IS plantcest also but not in a naivash way#f.ask#ns4w#thinking about nai and vash miles apart leaning against two plant tanks#rubbing themselves to completion against the glass thinking about the memory of the other's touch#one thing that i wont ever let up on is that naivash were hrny kids#they did so much Shit refuse to believe otherwise
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Me watching the og Trigun anime after starting trigun stampede 2 moths ago: oh gee those fucking cries sound so realistic and full of pain and hurt. You just dont get that kind of genuine quality very much in newer animes. I hope Stampede delivers the same quality
Me now, having just watched episode 11 and then rewatched it just to propperly process everything: SCREAMING AND CRYING THROWING UP KICKING MY LEGS SOBBING FUCKING BAWLING MY EYES OUT DYING VIOLENTLY SHAKING-
#trigun stampede#The og trigun anime got intense but stampede really hits a whole other level#ooh god#the manga is gonna wreck me just as bad isnt it#on one hand im actually thankful for once to have a whole week to just. process and internalize what the fuck just happened#but on the other hand i want vash to be ok so bad. i want him to get a nice hug and a couple boxes of donuts#and far the fuck away from his brother#Nai I love you honey but What the Ever Loving Fuck are you doing#Someone oughta shoot this guy#Episode 11 freaked me out so much#the body horror? yea ok i can deal with that#its disturbing but like i was expecting it to get worse on that front#the whole. Vash's situation?#im so uncomfortable and thoroughly disturbed#THE GIANT REM PLANT THOUGH#ALSO SOMEONE POINTED OUT WOLFWOOD DIDNT DISSAPEAR INTO THE GERANIUMS AND AND AND#THAT SCENE WHERE THEY MADE IT LOOK LIKE VASH HEARD HIM FROM HIS MINDSPACE?!#Im picking these things apart and rubbing my grimey bloody little hands all over them
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"Wherever you are, whenever it's right, you'll come out of nowhere and into my life..."
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New Factor It In chapter today!
Chapter 5 - “Vinculum”
Read on FFN || Read on AO3
Start from Chapter 1
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It's foster family drop-off time for Rex (AKA Kid Math). Miah does her best to welcome him into the Pirakell home. That means introducing him to her sugar glider, discussing the crushing reality of being a burden to your absent parents, touring his new room, and dairy-free cupcakes! Huh. This is... not like life on Hexagon at all...
(First 1,000 words under the cut)
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Vinculum
.:: January 3rd - Saturday - 6:16 pm ::.
“Whatever you do, do it devotedly, for in hesitation, you’ll find only weakness.”
(Ancient Hexagon proverb)
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Psst! Look for the words sensory and hesitate
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It’s a mild January evening outside the home of Miah and Milo Pirakell. Unfortunately for Rex Pemdas (AKA Kid Math), he’s arrived just too late to see the sunset…
The boy hesitates when Clarissa pulls open the rear door of her car. Miah can see that even from her hidden place behind the window blinds. He bites his bottom lip. “Milo,” she whispers, just loud enough for him to hear her from the kitchen. Her husband’s head pokes around the edge of the wall, ponytail dangling past his shoulder. Miah motions towards him with one hand. “He’s here.”
“Right. Uhh… Who’s here, again?”
“Our new foster placement. The 8-year-old boy. We set up the guest room today.” She manages to hold back an eye roll, even in jest. Milo can be spacy from time to time, but Miah has full trust in his ability to offer a safe, comforting home to a foster kid. Milo is a stay-at-home dad to their 3-year-old sugar glider, Misty. He does accounting work, and when foster children stay with them, he runs them to all their appointments. They split most of the chores 50-50, trying to keep their marriage an even partnership (Milo always anxious he’ll come across as sexist by asking her to handle more, Miah constantly fretting that she’s accidentally implied his remote job is any less important than what she does at the hospital).
Milo’s eyes widen like flying saucers. He looks like a lost, goofy puppy peering around the corner, and her oozing heart falls for him all over again. The two of them click like magnets. Always have. Milo is easily overwhelmed by the amount of information pinging his mind on a daily basis, so he leans on her steady form and analytical mind. Meanwhile, running 12-hour shifts as a nurse and midwife three days a week leaves her bitter and drained, so she needs to circle home in the evenings and find his loving arms and kindly soul. They’re a mismatch. He completes her. And he’s adorable, and she wouldn’t have him any other way.
“Oh!” he yelps. “The new foster placement! Right, right.” Milo scrambles from the kitchen so fast, he almost looks like he’s down on all fours. The open halves of his green sweatshirt flap behind him. He brushes his hands down his front. He doesn't leave a chocolate stain even though he was frosting cupcakes. Maybe he just has sweaty palms, not crumbs or icing on his fingertips. “H-he’s out there right now?”
“Yes.” Miah plays her nails very, very carefully against the blinds. She can only see the boy and Clarissa when she presses her forehead right up against the window, and if he looks up and locks eyes with her, he’ll probably think she’s a total stalker. The easiest thing to do is “pretend to be normal” as much as she can. Miah is an expert at passing through life as though she’s insignificant. Ha! She’s ‘Little Miss MIA.’ She sort of prides herself on how few people know her name.
Okay. Back straight. Friendly smile. Not too over-the-top. Is this okay? She checks her reflection over, tongue in her cheek. Chestnut brown hair dangles past her shoulders. She picked out hoop earrings the size of her fists today. Occasionally they snag, but her sugar glider likes to bat at them. It’s sort of her thing. A pink rayon shirt, black jacket thrown on top. Miah tugs the hem down. Quick breath in. Little hop on her toes. She’s totally ready. She watches through the blinds as Clarissa says a few words to the kid, who nods and holds his over-the-shoulder duffel bag more tightly to his side. A star-patterned backpack dangles from his hand.
So this is Rex…
Miah hadn't known exactly what to expect. Rex looks like he survives off veggie platters, dirt bike rides, and pixie dust. It's too dark to get a perfect look at him, but that feels right. He's both rugged and geeky, if it's okay to say that about your foster kid. There's intelligence in those squinting eyes. He adjusts his square glasses frames with all the poise of a kid who knows exactly what he's looking for. He wears a frumpy red hoodie, halfway unzipped to show a hint of blue shirt underneath. There's some kind of white logo printed on the blue, though she can't see what it is from here. Maybe a skull? Or a fish?
He's African American. At least, that's her tentative understanding. Clarissa relayed a few details after she and Milo confirmed they wanted to learn more about the placement. The state hasn't been able to track down any information about his family. Apparently Rex had denied his consent in the DNA test the state had pushed for, which frustrated several of the adults involved, but… Miah can see where he's coming from. Her mom passed away unexpectedly when she was only 13. Though she never knew her father, she'd been so shaken up by the whole "ending up in foster care" thing herself that she hadn't wanted the test either. The thought of getting answers to those lifelong questions completely burned her out.
Case in point: What if her father wanted nothing to do with her, or had remarried and started a new family and didn’t want her, or what if he lived outside the country, or had passed on like her mother had? Every option stung. Then it simmered. Then it burned. That small, twinkling hope that he might welcome her with open arms all too easily drowned beneath her anxiety. Year after year, she still opted not to know.
Rex won’t be the first African American child to stay with them. Although neither she nor Milo share that cultural background, Miah's arranged three small Kwanzaa celebrations throughout a decade of being a foster mom. According to Clarissa, Rex’s past two weeks (or at least a week and a half) have been inside the group home. That can’t have been a fun holiday.
Just the thought of him ending up there prickles at her skin. Group homes are tightly structured, and if you’re only 8 years old and unfamiliar with the outside world, then sharing your space with several other loud children is probably the most scary thing that can happen to you. Miah can’t stand the thought of Rex spending some of his first weeks away from an abusive home in a dreary place like that… even though it probably was necessary when the state couldn’t even figure out where he had come from or why he didn’t exist in the government’s eyes. But it breaks her heart. Not a single family could take in an emergency placement over the holidays?
I’d have done it in a heartbeat.
Well. Maybe. But Milo’s messy past, freckled with supervillains who used to use his dad’s home as a meeting ground when he and his brothers were young, leaves him unsteady on his feet once supernatural abilities come into play. This is his home too. Honestly, Miah’s a bit overwhelmed herself… by the fact that he said yes. Milo’s stayed faithful and hardworking even when some of their past placements showed small powers, like talking to birds or adjusting light levels, but flight will be new to them. Especially if Rex decides he doesn’t want to talk about it.
This should be interesting.
[Cnt'd on FFN / AO3 - Links at top]
#WordGirl#Kid Math#Factor It In#Exposition Guy#EG/EG's wife OTP sweep#Arithmetic Lad#LexiHexa duo#I wrote this before posting 'Your family is doing okay' and I have been ITCHING to get to this point in the buffer. I love this chap#Shout out to the bg artist of Staycation who opted for snow lightly dusting leafy plants I love u#I was holding myself back until this chapter before I shared any Rex backstory one-shots but /rubs my greasy hands#I've got stuff on the way... not sure when but sometime#ridwriting#apparently art#Satirical vocab alien child show#fic announcement
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I have a corpse flower. It might not be deadly but it smells like death like a sewer
Love it when the Fire Daimyo just pops into my inbox to show off his ultra rare ten foot tall endangered sewer plant.
Corpse flowers aren’t deadly in and out of themselves but I’ve seen some of the sticky chemical that it produces to make that awful stench in some smokebombs made for fighting against dōjutsu users when tear gas poses a threat to the eyes. It’s also good for keeping away Inuzuka.
#genma shiranui#that sap is hard to get though#just garlic and onion and hemlock are easier#if less potent#I’m sorry about what I said about the daimyos earlier#please let me see the big smelly plant#I’m no plant fiend I swear I just want to rub it in the Yamanaka and Abruame’s faces
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Is it witchy to buy tea and a deck of oracle cards? I'd like to think so.
#witchblr#baby witch i guess#im not really fond of the term baby#mostly because ive been infantilized for being nice#so it just kind of rubs me the wrong way#not to say its a bad word or anything its not#budding witch i guess#ha because plants and witchcraft go hand in hand#see what i did there ah im funny#fake it till you make it guys
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👆 Beautiful teacher and her dog : 小米 :D
💕上課 On classes for learning now 🌿
craft art - 拓印 /plant rubbings/flower poundings
#plant rubbings#flower poundings#植物拓印#花卉拓印#keep learning#活到老學到老#chu lan#fine craft artist#朱蘭皮藝#leather art artist#beautiful life
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oh no it's buy one get one free of bee balm at the gardening center.....
#not dogs#but the flower is: perennial and prolific and great for polinators#excellent color and native and dog safe!! if not dog welcome#(dogs love the scent of mint family plants and my dogs will aggressively scent rub on them for fun)
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chilly face…face mask made me chilly…..chilly
#shitpost#holy shit the face mask didn’t burn my face off#woohooo#face masks#maybe I should just get an aloe plant and rub it on my face instead#bee and puppycat makes me happy#shitposts
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i'm thinking about edward and how babied he's been. he's been allowed to sulk and woe is me for a hundred years and no one has ever really called him on his bullshit. sure, he butted heads with rosalie, but that wasn't enough to knock some sense into him. he continues to be completely unsympathetic of other people's trauma and i just think that someone should quite literally knock some sense into him. something wherein he's forced to actually acknowledge how judgemental and unsympathetic he is. where he's forced to actually realize how good he's had it. because, sure, his soul is damned to hell and he's a monster... but he's still lived an extraordinarily privileged life.
#not to mention him repeatedly endangering his family's life with little care for the consequences#despite knowing that there WOULD be consequences.#@feltferal has planted this thought in my brain and now i am consumed by it.#i'm rubbing my gay little hands together: must torment edward in order to make him a better person <3
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1, 12, and 18 for astaroth (pretty certain that's their name. the big bad whumper in got under your skin. do not remember pronouns tho)
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yes, name is astaroth and pronouns are ze/zyr! :)
1. What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?
ten seconds. ze's not very good at sitting still or having nothing to do
12. How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?
RUB AGAINST A TEXTURED SURFACE!!!! 100% WORKS EVERY TIME. GOOD PRACTICE.
18. What embarrasses them?
being bested by someone ze cant stand. being bested in a way ze cant twist into something enjoyable lol being bested in a boring way, and/or publicly. hell, being forced to perform humiliating actions in front of stupid weak people who are then allowed to say whatever they want to zyr because ze cant talk back because ze made a deal- sorry im getting very specific. this happens in the au i have w mill <3
#can u tell i have eczema based on how passionate i am abt rubbing against textured surfaces#asks#plant anon#got under your skin#astaroth
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Hi! I was wondering how would our big moth react to a plant that has the same affects of catnip on him? I remember when I gave my cat catnip they rolled Round in it and purred super loudly. it low key was super cute- but like I can see big moth boy after he’s eaten the plant like cat nip to be a little sad that its gone so he demands cuddles becuse thats way better then cat nip :) anyways sorry if this didnt make sense. Thank you for reading tho♥️
OK I HAVE TWO CATS AS WELL AND THEY GO WILD FOR CATNIP-
ohohohohohoo just imagine you come across an odd-looking plant (mayhaps in the Chasm.....? >:) and bring it home after confirming it's not outwardly poisonous or anything. you're planning on asking Zhongli about it seeing that he knows a lot about.... well, everything, when Childe darts over to welcome you home from your trip. he's bumping his cheek against yours, chittering and mrrping, when something in your bag grabs his attention and he starts (carefully) digging through it. you let him do his thing because you're curious to see what he's looking for, when he pulls out the plant you brought home and his eye widens SO MUCH. he munches it up real quick (much to your chagrin) and starts purring like a MOTOR and rubbing his face all over yours. he even flops down onto the ground and pulls you down with him!!
yeah needless to say whatever that plant was, it's the equivalent to catnip for Childe. or at least Foul Legacy Childe
afterwards he DEFINITELY pouts, especially while you're fixing up your clothes and hair- they got all rumpled when he was rolling around on the ground with you!! but Childe also scoots over to you, putting his head on your lap and letting out a soft, apologetic whine as a "sorry for eating your plant :(" and while you sigh and roll your eyes, you can't help but give him some scritches around the horns
at least you know it's not acutely poisonous now. you'll ask Zhongli about it later
#genshin impact#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#childe#tartaglia#genshin tartagalia#chit chat#anon#hohohooo believe me my cats LOVE catnip#and it's so cute because they roll over and rub their faces on the little toys#childe does the same!!!! and he looks up at you and chirps so cutely#internally you're like 'that was my PLANT' but also 'oh my god you're adorable i love you'#you know the type of thoughts!!!!#short scenario#other's stuff#and don't worry anon this made total sense <33
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okay the plan for the week is to clear the veg bed and the cane bed so it can be mulched then fertilised so i can plant out some potatoes very soon
#the soil is shit and very stoney but planting potatoes can clear the stones so afterwards i can plant out sweetcorn and other stuff#maybe corgettes to sell or pumpkins for autumn#carrots and potatoes we actually like weill be grown in rubs just outside the house#and i could try growing spinach#and then in the cane bed it’ll be borlotti beans french beans aubergines and something else that isn’t runner beans#i speak!
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ougdjdhdkhdkd wakfu dndads au?
[after adding the tags- SPARROW AND LARK ELIATROPE BROTHERS DO YOU SEE MY VISION]
#my old intrest has returned#oh my god#uhhh#i don’t want any weird ass romance#but i thought normal and hero being eliatrope siblings woul be cool#no ships with normal or hero then since of the agong doffrence thing#plant lady scary? but not romance again#sorry i keep mentioning it#it just rubs me the wrong way#SPARROW AND LARK ELIATROPE BORTHERS#WAIT#dndads#dndads au
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