Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep
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me signing off every post
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can i sit behind you and just absolutely CHOMP my teeth into your shoulder muscle while i furiously jack you off
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how it feels liking and reblogging posts
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i am not a “content creator.” i am a weird faggot on the internet
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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What is bro yapping about!!!
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*unzipping and slapping my cock down on the table* here's what's on offer today. how bout yours cowboy *the table shakes as he smacks the full heft of his cunt down in front of me* oh we're in business
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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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