Little rosekiller for you 🌹🔪

(First real barty and evan art hope you’ll like it)

okay n also james potter was robbed of being a girl dad and i just know he took his daughter to get her ears pierced as a baby (bc he wants his baby to be pierced up and rad as fuck) but then he starts crying when his daughter starts crying

We all know Barty has a million tattoos dedicated to Evan, and a good amount of them are Roses. So people are always like,

"You must really love roses"

and Barty's over here (referring to Evan as his rose) like,

"You have no idea"

Guys I'm beyond close to drawing Rosekiller. The only thing really stopping me is my tablet is packed- I could draw without it but I also. Need to finish packing-

I'm steadily becoming more obsessed with the Absolute Freaks.

Side Note: I find the one post mentioning how Rosekiller was just waiting. For Reg to make their relationship into a trio then James Fucking Potter so fucking funny still and I think about it daily. Thank you whoever posted that.

wc: 162

warnings: piercing, needles (obvs)

"Hurry up, Ev!" Barty exclaimed, his lip in a clamp, Evan making sure they matched up.

"Stop whining like a baby! Hold still or they aren't gonna look good." Barty rolls his eyes and sits straight, his leg bouncing on top of Evan's knee. Evan carefully sticks the hollowed out needle into Barty's lip, removes the clamp and looks at it before slipping in the jewelry Barty wanted.

"How does it look?" Barty asks, tonguing it from the inside.

"Looks good. Stop fucking with it or you'll get it infected." Barty smirks, and waits for Evan to do the second one. When they're done, he shows Barty himself in a mirror.

"Hello, sexy." Barty smiles and winks at himself, licking over the piercings again. "Still like me, Rosie?"

"No, I've never liked you." Evan grins, washing his hands and throwing away the needles. Barty walks over, kisses him smack on the lips and groans. "Hurts, baby?" Evan laughs at Barty's satisfied grin.

masterlist

BARRRTY CRRROUCH!!!!

Junior.

Here he is! My favourite psychopath. I love the headcannons that show Barty as being just kind of crazy, hyperactive and a wee bit violent. I wasn't sure what to put as his flag, because there are a lot of mixed opinions I believe. Some people say he is down-right gay, others say bi, some say ace! I wasn't really even sure what my own opinion was on the matter, so I just decided he would be blanket queer. Not straight. There, done and dusted.

He would definitely be the type to get a bit tipsy one night and get a bunch of piercings, then wake up the next morning with no memory and not even notice the change. I bet Evan would though, and I bet he would love it. Rosekiller shippers, can I get an amen? Evan is next btw.

barty crouch jr runs off of pure caffeine and spite

he downs 6 cans of mountain dew a day while simultaneously finding ways to get under his father’s skin

brittany has so many autistic moments that aren’t just her being “stupid” and part of that is that i headcanon that like everyone very much knows she’s autistic and she was diagnosed very early on. like in the christmas episode her parents want her to believe santas real and for me i interpret that as she has this idea of christmas and even if she doesn’t really believe that he’s real she needs to pretend she does so that chrismas can be the way she plans.

i see this again when artie says he’s going to take brittany home when she’s upset about santa because it’s not just about the santa thing it’s about her routine being interrupted, and yeah i’m going to say it: for some autistic people (like myself) the idea of growing up can be hard because it’s unpredictable and also just difficult for someone who maybe can’t function very well as an individual (like MYSELF) so while clinging to her childhood might be annoying it’s important to me that her boyfriend at the time and her parents as well as the whole glee club are very understanding of this and help her regardless of it being “annoying”

ok, if the new directions ever had a halloween party here are some couples costumes i had in mind (note: there are overlapping ships and some of these things don't apply to the glee time period. pretend they're gen-z ok)

Tike: Katherine (Tina) and Jack (Mike) from Newsies. Of course Mike loves a good dance musical. And Tina wants to play Katherine someday.

Brittana: Joey (Brittany) and Uncle Jesse (Santana) from Full House. Britt thought it was so cute that Santana dressed up as Jesse when she was a kid, and Britt's convinced that they were a couple on that show. Lord Tubbington plays Michelle.

Faberry: Heather Chandler (Quinn) and Veronica (Rachel) from Heathers. It's just them.

St. Berry: JD (Jesse) and Veronica (Rachel) from Heathers. Both have that intensity in their relationship (but without the abuse and murder ofc)

Klaine: Leaf (Kurt) and Chip (Blaine) from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. It would just be so cute and funny. Kurt makes both of the costumes (though it hurts him to have to intentionally make the cape look sloppy.)

Finchel: Barfee (Finn) and Olive (Rachel) from Spelling Bee. Rachel knew of the musical but Finn liked it much more. She was glad that he found an interest in a musical on his own so that's what they did. They practiced the Pas De Deux as well and it was a beautiful mess.

Samcedes: Ron (Sam) and Hermione (Mercedes) from Harry Potter. Mercedes was a closeted Potterhead for years. Sam only saw the movies (he has trouble reading due to his canon dyslexia) so Mercedes reads the books to him. She painted freckles on him and he got a red wig. Sam thought she looked INCREDIBLE in that uniform.

Bartie: Chrissy (Brittany) and Eddie (Artie) from Stranger Things. Sure, Britt's just playing another cute cheerleader in a different uniform, but they both love the show. Artie's wig is atrocious and beautiful.

Marlique: Gomez (Marley) and Morticia (Unique) from The Addams Family. It's unexpected but works so well.

Jarley: Voldemort (Jake) and Quirrel (Marley) from A Very Potter Musical. It's so nerdy but cute. They shuffle around back-to-back the entire night. Gotta commit to the bit.

Tartie: Doofenschmirtz (Tina) and Perry the Platypus (Artie) from Phineas and Ferb. It would be ridiculous but so fucking funny. Artie's special party trick is that he can make the Perry sound. Never fails to amaze people.

Pizes: Jack (Puck) and Rose (Lauren) from Titanic. They both secretly love romantic dramas. They recreate the iconic "I'm flying" pose and Puck carries a notebook with him the whole night for realism.

Regulus is a Taylor Swift Fan that is stablished, but my boy is also a Lana del Rey fan.

Evan loves Gaylor Swift (only option after listening Folklore about fifteen times with Regulus).

Barty loses is mind with Insane Clown Posse and Chase Atlantic.

Pandora is a Clairo girl.

Dorcas is more a Girl in Red type, but she also goes for Pierce the Veil.

Glee Song Tournament Round 2

Commission for @/sapphoista on ig

Barty never without a cigarette

oh my god I see the vision it's like a movie I see it I see all of it like... even my bartylus brain rot is coming back and that's been dormant for a LONG time it's unrequited but I don't care it's there and it's ready I'm so obsessed with baseball player James already I need him

okay yes!!! like unrequited but like barty had regulus first (wildly toxic mindset ik but hear me out) and now he doesn’t know what to do bc him and regulus were so close they could’ve had EVERYTHING but regulus went and had his pretty little head turned by james fucking potter (who wouldn’t? man’s sweat glistening skin in the sunlight,,, arm muscles bulging w every swing of the bat,,, his stupid cocky little smile he does as he walks up to the plate,,, the whole town is falling over themselves for him I WANT THEM TO PLAY WALKUP SONGS WHEN THEY GO UP TO BAT (remus and peter are in charge of the music boombox)) and barty hates him so much he wants him dead and he’s seething and boiling over with a rage he’s never known like full on eye twitching at what’s happened bc it was barty who suggested they go watch a baseball game,, barty who introduced regulus to james ,, and now it’s all gone to pieces

barty who pierces regulus back dimples

this made me so horny i got lightheaded and almost passed out.

piercer barty with and his eyebrow and snakebites and one nostril and septum done. his ears are covered too. god he probably had a smiley for a while before switching to the snakebites cause they suck but evan thought it was hot so he did it anyway.

and regulus. jesus christ. back dimple. piercings. nonnie i could kiss you on the mouth this is everything. like can u imagine him, pants low on his hips and his shirt just a little too short so a little sliver of his torso peeks out and you can see the piercings. omg.

kurt hummel in every performance

2x19 - Rumours

Dreams - Will Schuester and April Rhodes

Glee + Reductress Headlines (44/?)