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homosandhomies · 41 minutes

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#ISIWUSHDJDHWJSSH #taylor swift #queue wanna be a loser like me

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Because I saw a poll that asked a very good question, but did not have *nearly* enough options:

#‘do you really think you could cover all the options in a poll for jews’

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homosandhomies · 1 day

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according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!

#when i took a flight to israel i passed through europe #but i’m not counting that #so i’ve never actually stayed in europe

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homosandhomies · 1 day

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The Ultimate Episode Tournament: Round 3 Match 15

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hm. random question

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homosandhomies · 2 days

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#I don't think there's a need to ''dismantle Zionism'' because that's just a desire for Jewish self-determination in our ancestral homeland #but other than that i agree #someone graffitied 'free palestine' on an apartment complex near where i live #HOW is that gonna free palestine. all that does is make you a nuisance #queue wanna be a loser like me

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homosandhomies · 2 days

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what really gets me about kuch kuch hota hai was how prepared she was her doctor told her that her pregnancy was risky that it might not be possible for her both and the baby to survive and she was like hey doc do not tell my husband about this yet no no i won't either he really wants the child i know he loves me and he will pick me if i told him but i think this is my chance i might not get another one like this again i can't let that happen yeah yeah he'll be heartbroken but i know he'll be a great father so that's fine you tell him that my pregnancy was complicated and shit AFTER the birth are you listening to me don't give me that questioning look anyway i need to go and write 8 letters should i draw pictures in the first 3 letters at what age do kids start understanding words you are a doctor surely you must know i think i should just draw in the first three god please i want a daughter i know what i want to name her it's going to be perfect bye

#tina was done SO DIRTY #WHY IS SHE WRITTEN LIKE THIS #kuch kuch hota hai #queue wanna be a loser like me

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homosandhomies · 2 days

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#protein shake #it’s easy to make and i have to eat greasy dining hall food

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homosandhomies · 2 days

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idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

#queue wanna be a loser like me

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homosandhomies · 2 days

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Jumblr, important question.

Do you like matzah?

I know to the more sane ones among us the very notion that matzah is tasty or good may sound preposterous. And yet, somehow, such baffling humans, who enjoy burnt-tasting dried flour-water paste exist.

So yeah I was just wondering :)

I mean like, the regular kind. Not fancy egg matzah or whatever.

#i wouldn't go out of my way to eat matzah if it wasn't pesach #but yeah. i'll eat it #jumblr #passover

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homosandhomies · 2 days

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