class - 160 words - @jegulus-microfic

warnings: house fire

Regulus hates to cook. But, with James busy teaching classes all day and having to put up with dirty teenagers, he thought it might be nice to make food for a change.

That was until Regulus had to call the fire department on himself because the oven mitt that sat next to the stove caught fire.

After the kind, tall firefighter checked on Regulus, he called James, who had sounded extremely shaken up at the thought of a fire. 

A pit of guilt dug in Regulus' stomach, his heart clenching at the worrying tone in James' voice. 

"I'm sorry, James; I thought I was doing something good! The house is okay; there's not too much -" And then James cuts him off.

"I don't care about the house, not even if it's in ruins! Reg, I asked if you were okay!" Regulus breathes out through his nose.

"I'm fine, just a little shaken up."

"I'm on my way home; don't dwell." 

Remus and Sirius in line at the supermarket

Girls behind them: *speaking French* Sirius (muttering under his breath): Some people clearly think they're the only ones who know French. Girls: *continuing speaking French* Sirius: *embarrassedly smiling* Remus: What? What are they saying? Sirius: They're talking about my arse. Remus: *grabs Sirius' arse, turns around, and winks* Girls: *gasps, clasp their mouths, and run off behind the nearest shelf* Remus and Sirius: *laughs uncontrollably* Sirius: What? You don't think I deserve a little appreciation? Remus: No one talks about your arse in a language I don't understand.

“If we meet each other in Hell, it’s not Hell.”

— Geoffrey Hill, Broken Hierarchies: Poems 1952-2012

antique amputation kit

Regulus always knew how to use the tie ♡

I love this two so so so much ♡

Free Palestine protesters shut down the Golden Gate Bridge and 880 freeway in Oakland. This is huge🫡

Something is not right about you. Let's have sex

headcanon in which werewolf puberty is a thing and remus starts getting all buff and hairy (and sexy) and sirius can't handle it

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

Idk why y'all are acting like sirius and regulus being raging slutty twinks isn't the hottest thing you've ever heard of.

james has a scar beneath his ribs because regulus carved his initials into his skin, and then he frequently reopened the wound for months until he was sure it would be permanent

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

These Tiled Steps In San Francisco Glow At Night From The Moonlight

guys i promise i have other ideas i just go back to drawing domestic jegulus at every minor inconvenience

una amiga lo estaba jugando y me dijo que dibujara a este wey todo feo (pinchi mano me tomó mil horas)

100 year old rhododendron and the woman who planted it