It’s so terrible how conditioned Fitz was from Aida and the Framework. But May’s programming wasn’t conditioned out of her, which made her meeting framework Coulson so fucking funny

Coulson: SNAP OUT OF IT MAY

May: *protect Coulson senses tingling* what the fuck?

Phillip J. Coulson (July 8, 1964)

Marvel’s Agents Of Shield season 1 headers. 

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Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson) VS. Phillip J. Coulson (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)

Sally Propaganda

Coulson Propaganda

Agent Phil Coulson -> MCU

April 2, 2024

Happy 62 Birthday to Clark Gregg.

well I just finished watching AOS. That’s it. still can’t believe it’s over and i am going to miss them. All of them. i have been crying for the last 30 minutes, I loved the way it ended but I will miss it. I will miss philinda, the way they both were so comfortable around each other, I will miss FitzSimmons but I am happy they’ve got their happy ending, i will miss Mack and YoYo, I will miss Deke even though I didn’t like him at the beginning, I will miss Bobbi and Hunter, I will miss Daisy, Lincoln and Enoch and Piper and don’t get me wrong but I will miss AIDA and Radcliffe and Talbot. But most of all I’ll miss the team. Their friendship. The way they would die for each other without second thoughts.. i just want to thank them all for making my life better. I will be forever thankful for the emotions they gave me. AND THE “CAVALRY” MOMENT WAS THE MOMENT, melinda may >>>>>

Wait a minute

It's funny bc it's true.

Almost none of the teachers are at school today so I have a sub in math rn and Disney+ was open

I put on agents of shield, first episode of season 1. Nobody can stop me

I love daisy!

The best part about framework coulson is his obsession with soap

Phil Coulson Propaganda

His death and return is the entire reason this show exists

He is THE Dead Guy of agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.- his death and rebirth are the entire reason for the show's existence in the first place! Season one involves figuring out how he came back, he dies in a later season, comes back again, and eventually reaches the point where he describes dying as his superpower since it happens so often

I know MCU is cringe now but Coulson still lives in a dusty old corner of my brain. Him and his throw-out-line-in-Avengers cellist girlfriend who appeared for a single episode of AoS and was never heard of again. Coulson never told her he was alive... Old blorbos, what can i say.

Coulson coming back is the whole reason AoS exists, then he proceeds to re-die and come back multiple times. Also Agents of Shield has been disowned by the MCU, they deserve justice, and if I had to pick one I’d choose Coulson’s Shield over the MCU any day

Died in Avengers, Came back on Agents of Shield, dies and comes back a bunch more there WHILE DOING THE SAME THING IN THE COMICS

Mace: Agent May, now that’s a riddle I’d like to solve

What Phil said: good luck with that

What Phil actually meant: fuck you Jeff, she’s not your riddle to solve, back off! *angry son of coul noises*

Ming-Na Wen as Agent Melinda May in “Marvel’s Agents of Shield” (s1) icons.

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S5 E22

SHUT UP COULSON AND MAY RETIRED TO TAHITI??

Everyone knows the joke. George R.R. Martin, Josh Whedon, and Steve Moffat walk into a bar. Everyone dies. Now, you can be a proud owner of The OftDead Club members shirt. There is a two death minimum to be a member. As Buffy said, "Hey, I died twice!"

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