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#percy jackson is a simp
livingfandomly · 3 months
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Whoever thought it was a good idea to make Percy’s love language the ability to gaze unflinchingly at Annabeth as though nothing and no one else exists in the world…. JAIL
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thecinnamonr0ll · 1 month
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New camper: So what can you do?
Annabeth: Well I can think better
New camper: Anything else?
Annabeth: No?
*Percy faintly in the background*: She’s the most important person on the team
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i saw someone talk about how they have to prepare the future actor for Nico di angelo. But the real question is how are they going to prepare the paid guinea pig actor in s2?? That tiny little animal has to look scared, insecure and at the same time, has to look like a simp.
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hermemescabin · 4 months
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Everyone talks about Percy being a simp for Annabeth and they’re right but I feel like we need to acknowledge this is 100% a simp4simp relationship
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greekgrad07 · 4 months
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“i chose her because i couldn’t image we’d ever be friends” THAT’S THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE!!! SHE IS THE ONLY THING YOU WILL REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MEMORY IS ERASED!!! YOU WILL WILLINGLY FALL INTO THE PITS OF HELL FOR HER!!! YOU TWO ARE THE BLUEPRINT!!!
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mediumgayitalian · 1 month
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“You have horrible taste.”
Will shoots him an exasperated look. “I know,” he says, shoving a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth before speaking because he’s disgusting, “just look at the company I keep. Revolting.”
Nico kicks him in the shin. He dodges, laughing through the pain when he slams his knee against the rickety table in his attempt to flinch away. Nico smiles, satisfied.
“That’s what you get for being a basic bitch.”
“That is not what I get for being a basic bitch! That’s what I get for falling for the biggest grouch at camp!”
Despite himself, Nico flushes, ears going as red as the plastic spoon hanging out of his boyfriend’s mouth. He busies himself with his cone, looking anywhere but at bright blue eyes and a wide, teasing smirk.
“I can’t believe I let myself be seen with you.”
“…Baby.”
Nico shivers involuntarily at the sugar-sweet rumble of Will’s voice, the dragging twang and dropped octave. He meets Will’s eyes like his head was dragged upright with a magnet, melting faster than his ice cream at the heated look he finds there.”
“What,” he manages, well aware his voice cracks and choosing to ignore it. It’s one thing to die of mortification, it’s a whole other thing to go without any dignity at all. He will not be so weak to one godsdamn pet name — he’s the Ghost King.
(Even if the pet name is accompanied by a warm hand on his wrist and fanning gold eyelashes.)
(He has standards.)
(And a reputation!)
(…Gods, though.)
(Will looks good in a tank top.)
“Nothin’,” Will says, holding his hands up in false surrender, “I jus’ think it’s real funny —” he sets down his ice cream, patting his face with a napkin — “that you put on this whole grouch an’ grumble routine, darlin’ —” his voice drops low to a whisper, and Nico leans forward without meaning to, slowly meeting him across the sticky table —“‘cause anyone with eyes can see —” he tilts his face and Nico inhales sharply, lips barely brushing his with every word — “how far-gone badly you are for me.”
“Gods, you’re full of yourself,” Nico gasps, and lets the ice cream fall from his hands and splat on the table as he busies them with sliding into Will’s hair, yanking him close, and proving him absolutely, undoubtedly right.
He tastes like vanilla.
Nico doesn’t mind so much, this way.
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possiblyawesometmblr · 3 months
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thinking a lot about how you're supposed to burn the best part of your meal to get the gods' attention. thinking a lot about how sally burned the remains of a milkshake someone else drank and poseidon still showed up immediately anyway.
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mydairpercabeth · 4 months
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“i chose her because i couldn’t imagine we’d ever be friends” and then he looks at her like this
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nandsmi · 1 year
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I've been writing and reading fanfics where Nico is so madly in love with Will, enchanted, desperate for his boyfriend, and is so strange to see people's reactions to TSATS, things like "omg, Nico is showing emotions!" or "Nico loves Will *surprised noises*" because...
Yeah, that's Nico. He is in love. He's dumb for his boyfriend. THAT BOY INVENTED LOVE JUST FOR HIS CURLY HAIR BOYFRIEND. his perfect gorgeous lovely boyfriend and he shouldn't be kissing him all the time? Hugging him? Holding his beautiful hands and never let it go?
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i-am-nanas · 4 months
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“Sun horse matchmaker”
Apollo is dying to know what they’re talking about
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punkeropercyjackson · 2 months
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It's canon that Jason Todd can only be attracted to people who're willing to stand up to him and hates the idea of sex without love and i feel someone needs to tell the DC fandom that
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livingfandomly · 3 months
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It’s the fact that when Hades offered Percy sanctuary, you could see him considering it. Then he remembered that Annabeth wasn’t with him and yeeted that offer out the proverbial window.
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Leo would definitely create a bunch of stuff for Jason to show his affection. Rings, new glasses, watches, whatever. Acts of service is his love language, and Jason "biggest simp around" Grace would eat that shit up I'm telling you
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thecinnamonr0ll · 25 days
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*Will attempting to flirt with Nico (and failing miserably but Nico still likes him?)*
Percy: *Gives Annabeth 20$* I was so sure Nico would make the first move
Annabeth: That’s why I’m the daughter of Athena, Seaweed brain
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Notice how Percy and Jason are like HEAD over heels for their girls whenever they're covered in soot/dirt?? It seems to be a turn on for both of them 😭 Like Percy calling Annabeth hot when she was covered in dirt in tartarus, saying that it made her look badass, and Jason saying that Piper was the most beautiful thing he's ever laid eyes on when she was completely covered in mud, her hair was tousled and was missing a boot. Also, calling her cute when she was in her two days clothes.
Both of them had seen their girls in a much better state (Piper getting claimed by Aphrodite and getting all fancy, Annabeth dressed in a pretty Greek dress in sea of monsters) Yet they both prefer their disheveled/dirty looks better.
Jason and Percy are bf goals idc>>>
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fellatitledthemf · 5 months
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I swear I'm normal
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