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bowelfly · 3 months

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more birthday bug ko-fi doodles! thanks to everyone who contributed to my birthday treat fund.

#bflyart #bug doodles #opiliones #caddo agilis #tiger beetle #portia #salticidae #jumping spider #penis worm #mantis #rhinoceros beetle #dynastes #centipede #crawdad #attelabus #weevil #not to brag but that portia was for adrian tchaikovsky #tfw a favorite author gives you liquor money

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blessedwithpolls · 1 year

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It seems we as a society have evolved from bug races to penis polls to baking polls to statistics

#polls #tumblr polls #bug race #penis poll #baking poll #vanilla extract #probability #statistics #evolution #tumblr memes #tumblr my beloved #tumblr experience

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yummy-teeth · 1 year

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heyyy ahahahhhh.... dayshift fans pspspspsppspspsspsp heyy...... 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ this is my peace offering

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf jack #im so sleep deprived i think i see bugs on the walls #davesport #idk if this is even a davesport post i just like these two silly guys #dsaf art #penis fart

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caus34concern · 3 months

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i know most people think michael would tell jeremy "mahal kita" and tell him he was just talking about how great of a friend he is, but i personally think he'd tell him "liit ng tite mo" and tell him that he was just saying that he's madly love with him

#liit ng tite mo = your penis is small #is jeremy and michael playfully bullying each other a common consensus or no #michael: JEREMY THERE'S THERE'S a bug in your nose :3 / jeremy: Fucking Kill Yourself.#in my head michael constantly tries to convince people they're dating (they're not) and calls it committing to the bit #and jeremy constantly begs him not to because what if smn likes him but thinks they're dating #(i do this w my friend. he has had to tell multiple people that no we are not dating and i think that's hilarious)#be more chill #bmc #jeremy heere #michael mell #cause for rambles

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star-ts-farts · 6 months

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I call this series "A few good drawings of Pomni and stupid doodles of Caine-and one gangle"

#tadc pomni #tadc caine #tadc gangle #it wasnt intentional i kust normal draw like that #one good drawing and the rest is sketches #work of fart #caine's bjs consist of him just biting your penis #ooh pomni my lil bug eyed freak so cute

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msexcelfractal · 9 months

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That other cicada post made me so nostalgic, I dug up an ancient photo archive! This cicada emerged in the summer of '09 in my dorm room. You can see the four wings shimmering in diaphanous color :)

#bug #cicada #the green color is pigment #but the rainbow color is because the cicada's wing is as thin as visible light waves are long :D #400-700 nanometers #it's called thin film interference and it's my favorite color #also #cw cicada penis

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galacticnova3 · 1 year

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I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY THE DIVING BEETLES I AM KEEPING OCCASIONALLY MAKE NOISE.

WHY IS THE ARTICLE CALLED THAT.

#rambling #not sfw #THE? THE???#THEYRE DOING WHAT #YOURE TELLING ME THEY MIGHT BE MAKING LITERAL PENIS MUSIC?????#I COULD HAVE GONE MY WHOLE LIFE NOT KNOWING THAT AND BEEN HAPPY #WHY DO BUGS KEEP FINDING WAYS TO MAKE NOISE WITH THEIR FUCKY BITS #FIRST THE MOTH THAT ASS CLAPS FOR SELF DEFENSE AND NOW BEETLES PULLING THIS SHIT #anyways this concludes TIL: Biology Facts with Av

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ostropest · 1 year

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A reblog will be appreciated

#polls #poll #poll adventures #poll trends #bug race #penis poll

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galladegamer · 1 year

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So, we have the end of the best of tumblr tournament...but as I kept going, I realized that there were quite a few additions that I felt were far too important to ignore...which is why I'm making:

THE BEST OF TUMBLR TOURNAMENT BONUS ROUNDS

For our contestants we have:

1. it fucken WIMDY

2. Apollo's dodgeball of prophecy

3. Destiel

4. Bug Race

5. Kung Pow Penis

6. Abandoned Grain Silo

7. Werewolf Boyfriend

8. ...I don't know.

That's right, the eighth contestant is too hard to choose because there are TWO incredible options:

*Driving home* (Penis) OR McDonalds Reaction

But how will we choose? The answer is simple: THERE WILL BE A ROUND ZERO WHERE THESE TWO WILL GO HEAD TO HEAD FOR A CHANCE AT COMPETING Said round zero starts on February 18th, 2023 at 3:00PM EST. See you there!

#tumblr #tournament #poll #polls #driving home #mcdonalds #bug race #destiel #werewolf boyfriend #it fucken wimdy #apollo's dodgeball #kung pow penis #abandoned grain silo

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haresvoid · 7 months

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Ome has accepted that being one of the few mind flayers willing to answer questions about its own kind to the curious means it will also have to answer those regarding the sexual and or reproductive natures

#THE SCHOLAR. ooc #( doesnt even bug it actually #biology sex ed type talk tho its not hot #“please open your journal and be aware words like penis may arise. there is no need for giggling”#anyways night night )#suggestive //

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locusfandomtime · 2 months

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I’d like to think Hotwheels Sisyphus is the adopted brother of Megalovania Longpenis. they are two of a kind

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xccentriktigress · 1 year

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I think we've all seen the cooperative polls. The snail, the penis and balls, and now Tumblr blue. Clearly the people of Tumblr operate on a specific wave length. Let's talk about that.

#polls #my first poll #hive mind #resistance is futile #tumblr takeover #tumblr blue #bug race #penis art #it just keeps going #wholesome #synchronous #conspiracy theory #tumblr sexyman #tumblr tulpa #embrace the weird #tumblr nonsense

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attachablepenis · 11 months

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to me dirk strider looks absolutely and totally cool. like he looks SO awesome with his piercings and the way he ends up standing in some sort of model pose, but this all falls apart the moment he opens his mouth to speak or he moves at all

#its SO SO important to me that he LOOKS together and aloof but the entire charade cant withstand a stiff breeze #dirk strider #anyone looks at him leaning against a wall and theyre like oh damn hes actually really intimidating #and then he moves and youre like #this is a bug human actually huh #penis meows

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fatzorro · 1 year

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I love how almost no one is making polls to measure people's opinions. They are almost entirely being used to make fun shapes and activites.

#personal #demonstrated by the two most popular polls at the beginning being bug race and the penis poll

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bitchwithaportalhyperfixation · 2 years

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alright for all of the people up here’s what we learned today from the Wheatley blog:

-the man can goddamn scream

-he’s from Michigan apparently