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ravennaortiz · 4 months

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37, 31, 35, 1, 17, 13 with Happy (shocking, I know! 😋)

Angst with a happy ending. He cheats, doubles down, but eventually realizes he's a complete idiot and goes to grovel.

Make it hurt before you make it better!

You want a Happy story?!??! ( LOL) .Mam! The way you have me clutching my pearls with this one! Though my brain has the perfect idea for this! I left it a bit open for interpretation at the end. As always 18+.

Prompts

37. who was that?

31. Jealous?

35. Don't touch me

You hate me

17. I love you

13. I promise

Stepping out

"Thanks again for picking me up Tig" you stated as you followed him into the clubhouse. "Not a prob-" started Tig before he caught sight of Happy making out with a blonde on of the couches. Stopping short he tried to usher you back out the door but it was too late. Your eyes had already clocked your husband. Your heart dropped to your stomach as you watched him stand up and carry her back to the dorms. No doubt in your mind what his next move was going to be.

"I'm so sorry" murmured Tig as he moved nervously from foot to foot desperately wishing Chibs or someone else was here. "No need to apologize. You're not the one cheating on your healing wife" you replied as you blinked back the hot tears. You refused to be further humiliated today. "Let him know I'm waiting outside" you stated as you carefully walked outside to sit at one of the picnic tables.

Too think that he could so easily throw away ten years of love and memories was unimaginable to you. The tears poured hot and fast as you waited for him. You had stayed loyal for every lockup, run and hospitalization. The thought of stepping outside the vows you had written each other never crossed your mind. You had always thought of him as the stronger one of you two. Obviously you were wrong since he couldn't even handle your going through a hysterectomy and chemo without going to get his dick wet in someone else's pussy.

You had shouldered the diagnosis alone for the most part. Happy had gotten distant right around the time the doctors said your chances were slim for survival and if they did manage to get it all irradiated you would never bear your own children. That had ripped through you worst than the cancer diagnosis. The two of you had been so close to a little bundle of joy four times. Each time ripped away due to club bullshit.

By the time Happy was standing in front of you anger had completely taken over. "Who was that?" you snapped as you watched the woman tear out of the clubhouse and to her car. "Why? Jealous she knows how to please a man?" replied Happy as he crossed his arms and stared you down. Your harsh laugh shocked you both before the sound of your hand across his face echoed in both your ears. Without another word you stormed off.

Happy stood watching you go. His cheek stung as did his heart. "Docs told her she was all clear. All she talked about on the drive from Lodi was how excited she was to tell you" stated Tig from the clubhouse door as he lit a cigarette. "You know your an idiot right?" questioned Tig as Happy pushed past him back into the clubhouse.

Four days later

"I told you to get your shit and leave" you snapped as Happy stepped into the house bypassing his belongings on the porch. "I just want to talk" stated Happy as he stood in front of you his eyes full of sadness. "Literally nothing to talk about Hap. I'm done. I wont sit here like Gemma, Donna and Tara and be made a full of by a scumbag man" you stated your eyes ablaze with an anger he had seldom seen in the years you two had been together.

"Please" pleaded Happy as he reached out to you. "Don't touch me!" you screamed as you knocked his hand away. "You don't deserve that privilege anymore." you continued as you balled your fist at your side. Happy shrank back some before tuning his eyes down to the floor. "You hate me. I understand" he whispered as tears pooled in his eyes. He had not only lost the battle but the war as well. "No. I love you still and that is so much worse than hating you." you replied your own voice cracking with emotion.

Neither of you spoke for several minutes. Happy finally nodded and got on his knees in front of you. "I promise it will never happen again. I also promise you that was the first time it has even happened. I was scared of losing you." pleaded Happy as he looked up at you with tears streaming down his face. "I think its best that you lose me for awhile Happy" you stated as you stepped around him and exited the house.

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deliwrites · 2 years

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𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 // Dream

// DATE // 13th of October 2022 // PAIRING // Dreamwastaken x Reader // WARNING // masterbation, phone sex, pet names // WORDS // 2,8k // SUMMARY // Dream was going around face timing friends for the first time. He let me know I would be one of them. // SERIES // Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 //

// MASTERLIST // ANONLIST //

I sat in front of my set-up. I was a Minecraft YouTuber just like Dream. This is how we met in the first place. I wasn’t faceless like him tho. He was the reason I made manhunt videos as well. I, of course, gave him credit every single time. I didn’t want him to think I was taking his video and claiming it as mine. In his videos, it was men hunting him and in mine, it was females hunting me.

I don’t know how, when or where, but Dream found my channel. Just as it was taking off. Maybe he found me because I had started to become more popular. I will have to ask him sometime.

He got in contact with me over Twitter. It wasn’t anything significant. More a message like; ‘Hey, I noticed you make similar video’s as me. They’re awesome! Thanks for the credit btw’. It felt like an automated message but I still responded.

I let him know how he is an inspiration to me and that I hoped he was fine with me - basically - copying him. To my surprise, he responded. He was super cool about it. He even came up with the idea to mix the groups. So about a year ago, we posted a video on his channel; “Minecraft Manhunt Two Speedrunners VS Ten Hunters”. It got a lot of attention and we’ve basically been friends ever since. It got so much attention. We ended up making 4 more. Just so it had an ending like the rest of them. We were going 2 vs 2 with the wins. So either party had to win the last match and they would win in total.

Who would have guessed, Dream and I ended up winning the last one. Which happened 3 months ago. We only won because of me I might add. Dream ended up dying just before we killed the dragon. Three more hits after I pulled out of a fight. Pearling into the ring. I finished off the dragon. Dream and I cheered while the others screamed in disbelief.

I was expecting contact to fade when we were done with all the videos. Though, to my surprise that wasn’t the case. We still texted and even called. We talked almost every day. I really liked our friendship. But I hated to admit it.

I was falling for him. Hard. I would like for us to be more if I was honest. Sure, I had no idea what he looked like - tho I was going to find out soon - but he was such a sweetheart. I’ve definitely been flirting with him. No shame there. I think he’s been flirting back, but I’m not sure. We’ve had many flirty jokes and suggestive conversations. I have no clue how much male friends talk to each other about kinks. But I was sure I knew more about that side of him than George or Sapnap.

Turning on my camera, I wait patiently for him to call me.

Dreamy Poo 💚

A squeak escapes me as I quickly press record on the camera.

“Look, guys, he’s calling!” I tell the camera. Shamelessly showing off what Clay is called on my phone. Picking up the phone when I turn it back to me, I cover my eyes. Nervous - as fuck - about seeing him

“Hey, Y/n,” His comforting voice rings through the phone quietly.

“Wait, shit, I didn’t put you on speaker!” I groan in frustration to myself.

“Then put me on speaker,” I can hear him laugh at my idiocy.

“I don’t want to see you yet, I’m nervous!” I tell him. Hanging my head, pouting slightly. A soft chuckle comes from him.

“Alright, I’ll cover the camera,” he starts. “You put me on speaker, and let me know when I can uncover the camera. Alright?”

“Yeah, okay.”

“Alright, it’s covered,” peeking through my fingers slightly. The screen is black beside the buttons. I quickly put him on speaker. Giving my camera a look for my stupidity. Squeezing my eyes shut I shake my head softly.

“Okay, I’m ready,” I tell Clay.

“Really, you’re still keeping your eyes closed?” he asks chuckling in disbelief.

“Dream! Don’t judge me!” I whine getting another laugh from him.

“Alright, I’ll just stay here, waiting,” I hear a thunk like he put his phone down on something. Out of curiosity, I open one eye just enough to check my phone. A slight pout on his face catches my eye. An audible gasp leaves my lips. I open both eyes and just stare at him. Mouth agape. He was looking away slightly. After hearing my gasp he looks back at the screen. His pout fading into a smile.

“No,” is the first coherent word that comes out. Clay shakes his head, chuckling softly as I stare at him. Frozen in my spot.

“What’s that supposed to mean!”

“You’re fucking gorgeous!” I say before my thoughts could catch up. A blush almost instantly flushed my cheeks. His cheeks seem to tint a little pink as well at my outburst. “I mean! No! You can’t be this beautiful!” I try to recover and find confidence in what I’m saying. A bright smile takes place on Clay’s face. He is sitting more relaxed in his gaming chair. It was then that I notice he had set his phone up on his desk. Either sitting on something or leaning against something. Angling it just right where I could see from the top of his head, all the way to his jean-covered knees.

Letting out little confused noises, I lean forward in my gaming chair. Left elbow on my knee, head resting on my left hand. My right hand holding my phone. I wasn’t sure if I was still in frame of my camera but I couldn’t care less at this point.

I was just staring at him in amazement. His eyes were so gorgeous, his smile is gorgeous, god I could stare at him all day and not get bored. Though I wasn’t distracted enough to not notice him glancing down at me. I decide then to tease him with that later. First I needed a video for Twitter.

“I can’t believe you’re real,” I tell him, getting another laugh from him.

“Yep, I’m definitely real. You can ask Sapnap if you don’t believe me,” he chuckles.

“I believe you.”

“Good,” he grins.

“Who else have you called?” I decide to ask.

“You are actually the first I called today, others were a little busy at this time.”

“Woah, I wasn’t even your first pick, I’m offended!” I tell him loudly, tho there is obvious sarcasm in my voice. “Bye!” I fake hanging up. Noting that that’s where I should cut the video before posting it on Twitter.

“No!” Clay sounds a little desperate making me chuckle.

“Don’t worry, I wasn’t going to actually hang up,” I tell him in a whisper. “There is something I wanna talk to you about,” I smirk, sitting back in my chair, I hover my phone slightly above me. “I noticed your eyes wandered a bit,” I start smugly. His eyes widen and I can tell he’s about to deny it. “Don’t bother denying it,” I chuckle. “I don’t mind either way.”

“Wait, what?” he seems a little confused at my comment. “You don’t mind that I was checking you out?”

“Aha, so you admit it,” I giggle, grinning. I poke my tongue out in a teasing manner. He groans and rolls his eyes, a smile still gracing his face.

“Okay, yes, I did,” he says reluctantly, though there is a smirk playing at the corner of his lip. “You’re absolutely stunning, how could I not.”

“Why thank you, Clay,” doing something that I was possibly going to regret later. I swiftly pull at the short crop top I was wearing. Showing off the black lace bra I was wearing underneath. “You like the look of these?” I ask him. Unsure where this confidence was coming from. Looking down at his lean body I notice him shuffling in his seat. Which gave me even more confidence.

“Damn it, yes,” he breathes out like he was trying to not let this escalate. But I could tell he was already too into this.

“I can tell,” I smirk. “I can see a little bludge forming,” I lick my top lip in anticipation. Tho, to my surprise a smirk starts to form on his lips now as well.

“Does it excite you, that you have this effect on me?” my eyes widen slightly at his words. Only then becoming painfully aware of the wetness and pressure between my legs. A blush spread on my cheeks. “I take that as a ‘yes’,” his voice is deep as he chuckles.

I counter his confidence by taking off the crop top. I swear I saw the tent in his jeans twitch just slightly. Positioning my phone on my desk, similarly to how he has his phone. Standing up, I shimmy out of the short pleated skirt I was wearing. Leaving me in nothing but my matching lace lingerie and white thigh-high socks.

“God, you’re a tease,” he groans softly. His shirt is quick to disappear as well. Followed by his jeans being lowered. A relieved sigh left his lips. Having taken a little bit of the pressure off his hard dick.

“You already knew that, Clay,” I stick out my tongue at him. This wasn’t the first time I teased him. Before I would just send him a spicy pic. The smirk never left my lips. I loved that I was able to do this to him. Turning away from the phone, my ass in full view. I can feel it jiggle as I take the few steps back to my chair. Having pushed it a bit away when I set up my phone and took off the skirt. I swear I heard a ‘fuck’ leave his lips. Sitting back down my tits jiggle with the bounce. Looking at my phone. He’s starting gently stroking his member over his boxers.

“God you’re gorgeous,” he tells me, making me swoon just a little. “Will you play with your tits for me?” his voice is filled with slight authority, making his question more of a demand. Not that I would decline. I would answer to his every wish if I could. I don’t answer verbally. Instead deciding to reach behind me. Unclipping my bra. I don’t let it fall just yet. Leaving it to hang loosely on my shoulder. Both of my hands slide from my ribs to cup my breasts. Pushing them together making them seem bigger. That does the trick of making the bra slide down. Smirking I cover my boobs with one hand, throwing the bra somewhere in the room.

Looking at my phone, I see he’s decided to stop torturing himself. Having freed his dick from his constricting boxers. His right hand was slowly stroking himself up and down, thumb pressing down on the glistening tip. I lick my lips at the sight. We had done something similar to this once, though I obviously wasn’t able to see him then.

Cupping my breasts once, I pinch my nipples, soft moans leaving my lips at that. I was kinda sad that I was wearing black lace. Was it any other colour, I could have shown him just how wet this made me. The slight breeze in my room let me know just how soaked I was.

“Clay,” I start softly. Sliding my hands down, I wait for his eyes to connect with mine. “I want you to watch me.”

“I am,” he tells me a little breathless. Smirking I slide my thumbs under the hem of my panties, sliding them down my legs. Kicking them off. I pull my knees up, spreading my legs. I sink down in my chair a little. Legs hanging in the air. Putting my wet cunt on full display for him. “Look at you. Putting yourself on full display for me,” a blush graces my cheeks at the praises he was giving me. “Out here pleasing me like a good kitten,” the pet name leaving his lips has my lips flutter. “You like that, don’t you,” he smirks, voice dark. “You like being a good girl for me,” the dark tone in his voice does things to me. I’m getting drunk just of his voice.

Reaching between my legs with slim fingers. I spread my folds, slick already running down in expectancy. Fuck, I was so wet. Dipping a finger in I imagine it being his finger. Quickly adding another. Curling my fingers as I thrust them in and out. Playing with my clit with my thumb. Watching Clay pick up the pace with his hand. Matching my pace. ‘God, I wish I was with you.’

“Me too,” he smirks. Looking directly at my pussy. Glistening in the studio light. Moans and gasps left my lips as I abused my clit with frantic strokes. The thrusts becoming quicker by the second. Not even registering that I had said my thought out loud. “I can just imagine sitting on my knees in front of you. Eating you out, leaving you a moaning mess as you are now.”

“Oh, please, do that!” I moan out. Closing my eyes I picture him doing just that. The thought of his mouth of me. Sucking at my clit, tongue thrusting inside me. Adding his fingers to make it feel just that much better.

“Are you gonna cum for me, kitten?” I’m not sure if he actually said that, or if I was imagining it, but I begged for it.

“Please,” I beg like I was deprived of an orgasm for days. I, so desperately wanted to show him, how good this made me feel. How fucking hot it was for me to hold onto this confidence. Watching him jerk off to me was so hot. I loved that I had this effect on him. I loved that I was enough.

His dark chuckle rings through my ears. “Alright, baby. Cum with me and next time I’ll fill you up, alright?” I couldn’t answer him. Him just saying that had me falling off the edge. My eyes closed tightly as my orgasm ripped through me. I was breathing heavily, stroking out my orgasm. After having calmed down I open my eyes slowly. Chest still heaving up and down rapidly. Looking at my phone, Dream is in the same state as me. Cum glistened on his stomach. “Good girl, squirting for me like that,” he breathes out when he sees I have my eyes open again.

My eyes widen at his comment. “Wait! I squirted!?” I gasp, all of my energy suddenly back. Looking between my legs I suddenly became aware of a lot more wetness than I’m used to, pooling around my cheeks. Along with obvious dark spots on my white carpet. Dream chuckles softly. ‘Cute,’ he thought.

We calmed down a little more, both of us leaving our chairs for a little. I went to grab a towel and a wet cloth. I was still amazed that I squirted, I didn’t know I could do that. Cleaning up the pool on my gaming chair as well as between my shaky legs. I wiped myself down with the wet cloth. Cooling my skin before slipping into clean underwear, deciding on snuggling into a pair of sweatpants and a Dream hoodie. Taking a seat once more, a blush slowly flushed my cheeks. All the confidence I had left me slowly now that the act was over.

Scooting the chair closer to the desk, I look at Clay suddenly feeling shy. Pulling up my knees, I set my feet down on the chair, wrapping my arms around my knees. He still seemed to be confident in this whole situation. He was wearing the same clothes as before, his shirt a little more wrinkled now. He seemed to be just admiring me but I couldn’t stand the silence right now.

“So… that was something,” I end up mumbling. A gentle smile played on Clay’s lips. Seeming to catch on to my change of demeanour.

“It was,” he spoke gently. “I wasn’t expecting it. Though, I loved every second of it,” a soft smile formed on my lips from that. “I meant what I said tho,” I sent him a look of slight confusion, tilting my head sideways. “Next time, I’ll come fill you up,” his smirk is back. My blush darkens as I hide my face in my knees. A chuckle came from him.

Soon after, we end the call. After making a quick cut of the video that had also recorded our spicy episode. I posted the ‘safe for work’ part to Twitter. Deciding to send the ‘not safe for work’ part to Clay.

// MASTERLIST // ANONLIST //

// SERIES // Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 //

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ender1821 · 7 months

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assorted ramblings and details about my latest shiny duo fic (a post-Double Life hurt/comfort one shot which you can read here!), because I actually had a lot of fun writing it

1. *shakes violently* tHE COLOURS. THE FREAKIN’ COLOURS.

A purple hyacinth means sorrow and a desire for forgiveness, regret over how something went down. It’s in the crater Scott leaves, kind of a small acknowledgment to how in the canon ending Pearl ‘forgives’ Scott after dying, the purple hyacinth can be interpreted as both Scott or Pearl’s regrets.

I kept on describing things in reds and blues (because apparently I only know how to describe things this way/j), especially when Gem goes up the tower and finds Pearl. Blue is an ode to how things were before, the good old days, as Gem sees it, because Pearl has always been some variation of blue in her eyes, her dark blue hoodie, her blue eyes, etc. But the way she sees blue now is tainted by frostbite and scattered diamond armour and Scott, blue is tainted and can never be looked at the same way again after the game, because Pearl has been changed drastically as a result of it.

Red is what Pearl is now, red is the blood both her and her enemies draw from each other, red is the burns left from explosions, red is in her eyes now, it’s all red, red, red and deep down, a part of Gem hates it, she can’t bear having to see Pearl so utterly ruined and covered by a colour so different, she doesn’t like this change one bit, but now blue isn’t any better either.

So exactly a purple hyacinth having the meaning for regret, sorrow and desire for forgiveness can also be seen as a culmination of the two colours no longer clashing against each other, a conflict in both Pearl and Gem’s head, as red mixes with blue to become purple, it’s not much better, but it’s a start.

Then there is green, because green is the life that finds its way back to the ruins and imbues it with its moss and vines and nature, green is the forest that remains in your solitude, green is Gem. At the end, the greenery they find remaining is a welcome sight, a fresh escape. Gem is all of that for Pearl. (Also, pretty sure I only used “rooted to the ground” to describe 1) Gem and Pearl during the hug 2) the forest they come across, so that’s a lil parallel for you too)

In a way, Gem giving Pearl the hoodie is her futile attempt at trying to make things feel like how they were before, but it’s said that it only feels more wrong to cover all that red with a blue that doesn’t match, it’s only when they find a purple hyacinth that Gem can let go of her own regrets and yearning for this to have never happened, it did, it changed Pearl irreparably, but one day it will fade away together, the red and blue don’t have to stay clashing.

2. listen to Graceland Too by Phoebe Bridgers. please./j

The title of the fic comes from Graceland Too, which is a song that I think fits perfectly for post-DL hurt/comfort! The song itself centres around caring for someone who hates themselves and how hard that can be, which, in my opinion: *shiny duo post-DL intensifies*

The person the title refers to is Pearl, who is now ‘no longer a danger to herself or others’, because there is nobody else left. Even Scott is gone. During Double Life, Pearl has been labelled a warning, an omen, she is danger in the eyes of the other players, and eventually she actually becomes it. In the process of harming others, be it with the swing of an axe or the touch of powdered snow, she harms herself as well. She is a danger to others, as well as a danger to herself.

(Thank you Phoebe Bridgers for giving me so much shiny duo brainrot material, you have no idea how many of her songs are in my shiny duo/c!Pearl playlist lmao)

3. What’s the exact difference from canon?

So like, I don’t know from which pov and episode I heard this from, but I remember them addressing how the winner would be decided for Double Life, and it’s been claimed that the winner would be whoever’s death message shows up last in chat, which means it was expected of the winner to not be a pair of soulmates, but one singular player, as it has always been.

Grian wanted to win with Scar during Third Life, he even tells Scar that no matter what happens he considered it a double victory before their final cactus ring fist fight, but in the end, the victor will always be alone. He kills Scar and that’s it, Scar doesn’t win, nobody considers Scar a winner, the only winner of third life is Grian.

The final four of last life decided amongst themselves that they would end it with a battle royale, no alliances, just a final battle between them, but there always was some feelings of attachment left over for both Scott + Pearl and Ren + Martyn, Scott was obviously hunting Ren down in the finale so that he would win, but another reason, as he shouted out while chasing him, was because Ren had killed Pearl, and he wanted revenge, so it’s kind of safe to say that if it had been only Scott and Pearl left at the end, they would’ve wanted to claim that they won together too.

It’s from the previous games that it’s been decided that there will always be only one winner, even if the final players were close friends, it always ends with a single player, so no matter what the whole core of double life stood for, the ending would’ve still ended up similar to what actually happened, if not worse.

(Imagine that it wasn’t Pearl + Scott or Cleo + Martyn who were the final pair, it was a pair who genuinely liked their soulmate and have come with their partner to the end, only to be hit with the realisation that it will never end until one of them dies, would they sacrifice themselves? Backstab their partner? Or would it have ended with the same cactus ring duel that ended the first game, with two friends beating each other to death unwillingly for the status of being a victor, but this time, every land they hit, they also get back, and the act of it is the same as sending themselves to their grave, but they won’t even get the time to realise that until it’s done?)

Anyway, I feel like to really hammer in the fact that there can only be one winner, the Watchers would’ve severed the soulbond between the last pair, so that they would have greater incentive to kill the other. That’s what happens in this version of events, but it’s not exactly what the Watchers expected. They were waiting for a pair of friends coming to terms of having to kill each other, they wanted to feed off all the negative emotions that would arise from that, yet the final pair is Pearl and Scott.

By the time they were the only two left, the string between them has been cut. That doesn’t matter, though. Not when Scott blows himself up in front of Pearl before she could even have time to process it. There is something to be said, about how Scott lights two pieces of TNT, and as one kills him, it propels the other towards the exact spot Pearl is standing in. They’re still soulmates, through and through.

In this version of events, Pearl doesn’t die from the soulmate bond or the TNT that flies her way, because she shields herself from the blast while wearing armour. That’s fine for the Watchers though, the feelings of loneliness and anger that festers in Their victor is delicious.

…that is, until Gem forces her way into the world and ruins Their feast.

(The exact way Gem, and in extension Pearl, hops through worlds is still a headcanon I’m hoping to polish off with a fic, but it does revolve around concepts I’ve come up with alongside my friend @spark-of-teal, for a taste of that I really recommend reading this, because I still think it’s really cool :D)

Those are the big ones I’ve had on my mind for a while, but of course I couldn’t put every little detail I have for the fic here, so those are for you to discover :)

#ender writes #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #mcyt #trafficblr #hermitblr #double life smp #mcyt fanfiction #shiny duo #shinyduo #listen. I needed to get all of this out of my head. I thought they were pretty cool when I was writing it

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spacetrashpile · 1 year

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ok for a moment would you all please indulge my deranged empires ramblings.

so in sausage’s 3/13 stream, there was a moment where he was in the mirror dimension looking at what was left behind when blood sausage pulled the tower into the empires s2 world. the blood pit was still there, and slowly being covered in skulk. while sausage was looking at it, there was an invisible creature in it who’s particles he noticed and who he demanded show themselves. he was then attacked by phantoms and ran off.

when i first watched the stream, i had shitty headphones on, so i didn’t hear the later very obvious wandering trader noises. so while it definitely was a wandering trader, i didn��t notice it at first, and it seems like sausage didn’t either?

so while rotating that whole stream in my head, i was rotating who or what the invisible person could’ve been. obviously it wasn’t INTENDED to be a person, but i’m considering: what if it becomes a person?

and if it were to end up being a person, who could it be?

while it could be an npc, i want to toss in the idea of there still being an emperor left behind in the mirror dimension.

as we learned from later in the stream, when blood sausage sent sausage to a very small mirror dimension of sanctuary, prison/mirror dimensions only extend so far, leaving a flat and featureless expanse of land where the spell doesn’t cover. the mirror dimension gem made for sausage is clearly much larger than the one blood sausage made, as we know from the end of s1 it extends to at least rivendell. this would also explain why blood sausage had so much more trouble escaping, but the dimension has to stop at some point.

we also learned from that later portion of the stream that these mirror dimensions can have copies of the people who were in the real dimension. this was already heavily implied from the end of s1 and blood sausage mentioning that he had killed “everyone” in his dimension, but now it’s clearly confirmed. so this, at least to me, leaves the possibility that mirrors of the emperors existed here.

so, indulge me. imagine that sausage makes that trader into a person, or even just imagine a situation in which they were a person all along. which emperor could it be?

there are two requirements here, for me. 1. it would have to be someone who could’ve slipped blood sausage’s mind for quite a while, at least until he successfully got distracted by the knowledge that sausage was again alive and dimension hopping. 2. the person couldn’t live too close to mythland, or anywhere else, really, because that runs the risk of blood sausage walking into their empire one day and realizing he never killed the guy in charge.

this easily takes most of the server off the table. the twins are gone, because we know blood sausage hates them the most. there's no way they escape him for this long. scott is also a no go, because if xornoth is, as is so heavily implied, dead, then so is scott. everyone close by is also off the table (jimmy, shrub, joey, and katherine). pearl is a complicated one, because there’s no reason he wouldn’t have killed her, but he also outright said they’d never dueled. perhaps he killed her in some other way, or he just meant they didn’t duel on this specific server? idk, this is all hypothetical anyways.

so this leaves the three furthest empires: the ocean kingdom, mezalea, and pixandria. i doubt blood sausage could’ve ever forgotten the ocean queen, what with her being jimmy’s brother, and how magnificent her kingdom was. and if he ever went there, mezalea is literally right there too, and joel would be unable to escape his notice either.

and that leaves just pixandria. the gap between pixandria and the ocean isn’t huge, i’ll be honest, but i think it could’ve been enough to successfully dissuade blood sausage from going looking, especially because he didn’t seem to care much as much about pix as some of the other emperors.

if anyone could’ve escaped his notice for the last 1,000 years, it would be king of life and death himself, pix. pix and sausage never had a good relationship, even outside of the evil thing, so sausage demanding he show himself, if strange enough already, especially when pix has no way to prove that’s not the man who’s been haunting down every living thing he finds for the last millennium.

to tie it into what’s actually happening in cannon, pix has ties to both wandering traders and the phantoms that drove sausage away. and going further, the thing that finally allowed blood sausage to break through was a ritual that sausage performed with candles taken from the vigil, pix’s life work. (what the hell is up with that, by the way??)

look this is just me ranting, i know, but please just imagine it all for a moment. imagine pix, so closely tied to death for his entire series, being the last man alive, with the ever present knowledge that he’s one wrong step away from death. imagine the last candles he ever placed in the vigil for each of his friends. imagine him, huddled up against the wall in a pit full of blood and skulk, praying the invisibility holds, as a man with the face of someone he thought he might’ve known, once upon a time, demands he show himself. imagine it with me.

#empires smp #empires season 2 #mythicalsausage #pixlriffs #please play in this space with me #like pixandria IS far it was TOTALLY untouched by the rapture #i think if ANY emperor could hide it was pix

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fireworkreindeer · 2 years

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Credit to @1-800-crystalball for the stunning idea for this oneshot! And I hope you don't mind that it is a more of a hurt/comfort with a bit of angst.

Scott had to admit it, this isn't how he expected his day to go. After the festival at the rift he went to with Owen, he awakes the next day to find a lady, dawned in a green dress with sunflowers in her flowing brown hair. She introduces herself as Pearl and after hearing her tale, Scott agrees to help her find her friends. They meet Oli the Bard with one of her friends, Joe, before finding the rest. After dropping Pearl off in the Nether with Fwip, Sausage, Katherine, Gem and the new people, he heads back to Chromia to visit Owen. "Hi Owen" smiles Scott, leaning over the counter of the tavern. Owen just grunts as he turns away from Scott. "We have so many new people here. It's crazy! This place is gonna be packed and I don't know what to do! Wait, the Sheriff may be able to help. Thanks for the talk, Owen" Scott gives Owen a hug before leaving the tavern and taking to the skies to see his favourite Sheriff, Jimmy.

Landing in Tumble Town Scott couldn't help but smile. He loved this place, even though it wasn't very colourful, it had a rustic charm to it. "Jimmy, you here?" "I'm so glad you came" Scott blushed. "I'm glad I came here too" The blush fades as Scott becomes puzzled. Was someone else here? He walked around the side of the Sheriff's home and let out a small gasp, hiding against the board that had a list of all of the allies Jimmy had. There, stood with Jimmy was another guy with blue hair?! "This feels surreal, Tango" So his name is Tango. "It sure is, Jimmy" "You know, not a day went by that I didn't wish that you were here with me" "Really?" "I missed being ranchers with you Tango, and I want to do it again. Will you Tango?" The other blue haired male paused for a moment before a grin appeared on his face. "Yes! I wanna be your rancher again, Jimmy" Jimmy smiles before jumping for joy. He hugs Tango and-

Scott's vision soon blurred with tears as he took off. Jimmy just kissed a stranger. A stranger that he knew well. Scott lands back in Chromia and runs to Owen. He climbs over the counter before breaking down, hugging his best friend and cried. As he cried, he began to think about human Owen. Sure, he was really annoying, but he cared about Scott. He dries his eyes and takes a lead out of his pockets before taking Owen to Shelby. "Shelby? I need a favour!" The swamp witch opened the door, with Tortoise upon her head. "Yes?" "I need human Owen again" "What?! But- But you said-" "I know what I said, Shelby but I need him" he begged. "Scott, why? You hated him last ti-" "JUST TURN THIS STUPID LLAMA TO A HUMAM AGAIN, SHELBY!!!" Shelby stumbled back. Scott didn't mean to shout but, he needed Owen to be human again. "Okay" she says softly. She goes back inside and emerges with a splash potion. "Here" she opens the lid before throwing the liquid onto Owen.

"Thank you" "Scott, are you okay?" Shelby noticed how sad Scott looked. "I'm fine" he responds. "Are you sure?" "I said I'm fine, Shelby!" He snaps. Scott apologies for his outbursts and takes Owen back to Chromia. He takes out the orange bed and places it down and Owen sits upon it. "Night Owen" Scott closes his eyes and falls asleep. "Ott.....Sc...ott... Scott? Scott!" Scot yelped as he saw a human Owen. "What?" "I'm back!" He smiles. "I can see that" "Why am I human again?" Scott looks out of the window. It's still night. "I needed you" The former llama tilts his head. "Why?" "Because I'm hurt" Owen's eyes widen. "Where?! Where are you hurt, Scott?" The Chromia man raises his hand and taps his chest "In here" "Your chest?" "My heart, Owen. Its hurting" Owen felt angry all of a sudden. "Who hurt you?" Scott looks down at the bed. "The sheriff hurt me" his mind replays the kiss and he begins to cry. Hearing his best friend cry, Owen wanted to do something, but he wasn't too sure on what to do.

"What can I do to help the hurt?" "You can hug me" "Uh... How?" Scott dries his eyes and sniffs. "Sit on your bed... Yes. Now, hold out your arms" "Like this?" "Yep" "Now what?" Scott crawls out of his bed and into Owen's arms. He wraps his around Owen and begins to cry again. Owen decided to do the same, wrapping his arms around Scott. It felt strange to Owen. But a good kind of strange. He could feel Scott's heart beating as he cried, his clothes getting wet. He began to think on what to do to make Scott happy, when an idea popped into his head. "Hey Scott?" "What?" Sniffs Scott. "I know what'll make you happy" He raises his head to look at Owen. "That is?" "Revenge" "What?! Now?" "Yes now" "But it's dark!" "That's the best bit, cause the sheriff is asleep" "Okay... I'll bite, what is this plan of yours?" "Its simple: cover his empire in orange banners! And take back your one to give it to Shelby. I like Shelby and Cliff and Richard. They're good llamas" Scott couldn't help but smile.

The two head to Scott's workshop and made a bunch of orange banners before heading to Tumble Town. The two hung the banners all over as Owen grabbed Scott's alliance banner back. "Okay, let's go" whispers Scott. "Wait!" "What?" Owen places down all of the sheriff toys in front of Jimmy's house and then proceeds to steal all of the wheat. Scott rolls his eyes, clutching his banner as his best friend steals from the sheriff. The two head back to Chromia, leaving the banner outside to take to Shelby's the next day. "How do you feel, Scott? Is the hurt gone?" Asks Owen. "Yes. Its all gone" Owen smiles as does Scott. The two move Owen's bed to be next to Scott's so the two can cuddle. "I'm glad that you're not hurting anymore" "Me too" Scott leans in and kisses Owen. "Why did you kiss me?" "Cause its nice" "Really? Can I try?" "Sure" Owen kisses Scott before kissing him again and again, all over his face. "Owen! Stop!" He laughs. "I like this" "Owen!!!!" Scott had to pry off the kissing man before giggling. "When I next see that Sheriff, I'll spit on him- no. I'll give him a cup, full of my saliva and make him drink it!" "Yeah you will" The two smile as Scott yawns and the two fall asleep in each other's arms. Even though Scott had Owen, his heart wanted Jimmy.

"What? What is this!?" Asks Jimmy, waking up to see his empire full of orange banners. His wheat was gone and on his doorstep, the worst thing in history; the banned sheriff toys. "Whose done this? Wait a minute... JOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!" Tango hears the scream and trips down the stairs. "What? What?" "Tango, help me gather up my gunpowder right now" orders Jimmy. "Why?" Jimmy turn to face Tango, holding TNT in one hand and flint and steel in the other. "We're gonna kill a god"

#Empires SMP #dangthatsalongname #solidaritek #owengejuicetv #Llama Owen #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #Slight mention of God!Joel #More hurt/comfort than angst #Shubble #Swamp witch Shelby

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not-your-damsel · 1 year

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Indiscretion Ch. 2

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Likes & reblogs greatly appreciated 😘 ©not-your-damsel ‘23

Indiscretion - in·dis·cre·tion :: /indəˈskreSH(ə)n/ noun • Behavior or speech that is indiscreet or displays a lack of good judgment. Alternatively can be synonymous or associated with - A loss of innocence…

Who :: GuardianArchangel!Keigo Takami/Hawks x Fem!Reader, IncubusDemon!Hitoshi Shinsou x Fem!Reader

Word Count :: 3.3k

AN :: M¡nors DN¡ (I check every like and reblog), if you’re religious or a person of faith, this may not be for you. This chaptered series is going to involve angelology and demonology amongst other topics and things. I don’t want complaints or messages that I’m going to hell, you’ve already been warned so, save the pearl clutching for something actually worthwhile - like real world issues (눈_눈 ) That aside, I hope that those who celebrate it had a wonderful and happy lunar new year! 🧧🥳🌙🥮🐰

⚠️ :: Demons! Hooray! And a nosy Toga going through your drawers… 👀

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Gimme Something Good, Sweetheart • Ch.2

Five-thirty in the morning saw Keigo’s hand on your cheek, gently caressing back and forth to wake you. You’d slept through your first alarm and he knew you’d be rushing to get out the door if you didn’t wake with this second alarm currently going off. He knew you hated rushing, and working for the most prestigious museum in the city was a job you took seriously. Keigo sighed. He didn’t want to have to do this, what with fall now in full swing, but he had no choice, you needed to be up already. He made his hand cold, cold enough to startle a human, and he watched as you grimaced before your eyes snapped open, hand flying up to where Keigo had just been. He’d prepared for that, having gone invisible so you didn’t see him.

You finally registered the beep of your second alarm and your eyes widened, looking at the time before flying out of bed and bolting to your closet to grab your outfit for the day. As you made your way to the bathroom to brush your teeth and do other essentials, Keigo went about finding your things and putting them in one place.

“Keys, purse, phone… ahhh, oh! Watch, bottle of water. She really needs to drink more, so maybe 2 bottles? Where did she put that big reusable water bottle? That holds a lot in there. She should use that again.”

He sent his feathers silently throughout your apartment to do what he needed, grateful you were preoccupied in the bathroom. After he filled that big bottle of water with the two bottles, he placed it with the other items that he’d piled up.

“Oh, yeah. It’s pretty cold out today. Let’s see…”

He took a look at your outfit and then flitted through all the wool pea coats you’d had hanging in your closet. Keigo tended to fret when he felt you weren’t taking care of yourself enough.

“Ah, this is the one. I like when she wears this one. It matches perfectly.”

He draped the coat over the arm of your chair. Just in time as well, you were entering back into your room to dress. As you crossed the threshold, you grabbed the bottom hem of your silk sleep shirt and pulled it up over your head. Keigo swiftly brought a wing forward and covered the front part of his body and face, heat rising from his chest to his cheeks. Why was this so weird now? He knew of every freckle on your body, every spot you didn’t like that you were still blessed with, and yet he suddenly couldn’t bring himself to watch you get dressed. His mind instantly went back to the dream you’d had earlier. How that man, that thing, was all over you. That beast that was both claiming you and taunting him at the same time. What the hell did he mean that he couldn’t have a taste?! He didn’t want that, Keigo’s never thought of that before, let alone to have thought about it with you. He didn’t want that…

His breathing was ragged again just as before. He needed to calm down before you heard it, too. He also needed to speak to Raphael about all these new feelings he was experiencing for the first time in his angelic life. Were you done by now? Surely you had to be done. Keigo spread his wing, his feathers individually opening as though fingers were separating as he caught you with a leg propped up on the seat of the comfy chair you had in your room, pulling up your cold weather thigh highs to fasten in your garter belt. And though he’s seen you do this many times before, it felt very different seeing you do this now. He was starting to notice things he never had before. The way your legs were curved, the fullness of your thighs and just how nice the outline of your body is, the probable softness of it.These were very foreign thoughts for an angel to be having and in his panic at the realization of this, he fled the apartment and went home. As you finished getting ready, you spotted all the things you needed for the day already laid out for you. You didn't remember having done any of it.

Maybe melatonin did messed with your memory.

After having gotten ready and making sure you’d gathered everything after a once over, and you walked out the door, another, more sinister presence appeared in your home. A tall man with very tired looking eyes moved about your kitchen, gazing out over your living room. So this was your actual home? The one he’d seen in the dream you’d had earlier was someone else’s then? That was fine, he could work with this. Large hands shoved into his pockets as he walked around your cozy little home, purposely saving your bedroom for last. As he stepped over the threshold to your bedroom, his whole demeanor changed to one of pure animalistic rage. There was holy energy that strongly lingered in the air, more concentrated in this room than anywhere else. However, this entity was absolutely sure he was alone. Walking over to a framed photo of you and your friends, he grabbed a hold of it to examine it closer.

“There she is, the same girl from the dream. So, pretty girl’s got herself a Guardian Angel? This is gonna be interesting.”

A forked tongue came out to lick at somewhat dry lips as he placed it back down on the night table. As he turned to sift through your clothing to get a better idea of your type, figure you out a bit more, he felt a presence manifest behind him.

“Ohhhh Tooooshi?”

A girl with two messy pigtail buns stood behind him, a wide smile on her face as she spoke in a singsong voice.

“There you are!! I’ve been looking all over the place for you!”

The entity turned to look her in the face properly.

“And what do you want from me now, Toga?”

“Master wants a word with you. Says it’s reeeeal important.”

There was something off about the look in her eyes. The look of something dangerously deranged. Toshi sighed, already tired of this interaction.

“Right. Well, as you can see, I’m trying to get more info on my newest prey I managed to snare while dream hopping. So, if it's the souls Master’s concerned about, then he’s got no reason to worry. I always drag them in. Do me a favor, will ya, Tog? Tell him that this time, I think I’ve gone and caught myself a whole whale. I’m sure he’ll be really satisfied with this one.”

Toga’s eyes lit up as she nodded. She cheerily went to the night table and picked up the same picture that Toshi had been looking at when he’d arrived.

“Oooh. So which one is she?”

A long, thick, inky black tipped finger that faded into pale skin pointed to your happy smiling face between your three best friends.

“Wow, she’s so pretty!! I bet her blood tastes as good as she smells - if her room is anything to go by. If you catch her, will you let me have a taste as well?”

Toga was looking back at Toshi with a pleading look in her eyes, almost puppy dog in nature. If puppy dogs were deranged with bloodlust.

“I’ll think about it, alright? And whaddya mean by “if” I catch her? I will catch her, we’ve already had a real nice taste of each other.”

Hitoshi said with a sinister fondness.

“But, I gotta do some hard work over here, so I’m gonna be gone from home for a while. I have to take some serious precautions because a Guardian Angel is involved in this one.”

Toga bristled at that revelation, looking around frantically as though a high ranking angel was about to attack her from the shadows. Toshi sighed and wiped a large hand down his seemingly sleep deprived face.

“Would you relax? There isn’t anyone here right now. Do you really think I’d be this calm if there were a Guardian here?

The girl slowly shook her head, almost as though she were shameful. Truth was, as dangerous as Toga was, her skills in angel detection were among the weakest of the demons, if not the weakest. She hung her head a little, embarrassment coursing through her whole being and Toshi knew this was one of her more volatile feelings.

“Look, you know that when you’re with me, nothing’s gonna happen to you, yeah? I’m not Master’s top fighter and tracker for nothing.”

Toga perked up a bit at this.

“Master calls you his right hand Jaguar, Hitoshi. You’re fierce, sneaky, and you stalk like no one else! Such stealth!! Can you teach me sometime? I want to be better when I go and try to raise my soul quota again!”

Toshi gave a slight grin, a rarity really. Toga could mark this as the fourth time she’s ever seen him make such a face, and they’ve known each other for almost 379 years now.

“I’ll teach you, you’ll definitely get better after a few lessons with me as your teacher. And will you please stop listening to that infinite idiot, and loose cannon that is Dabi? He’s not doing you any favors, kiddo.”

Toga nodded before playfully making her way to your closet where she started to flick through your clothes one article at a time. Her eyes grew big at some of the outfits you had, part of her wished she were still a human to be able to experience the way people formed the ever changing landscape of trendsetting fashion.

“Wooow, she dresses real nice, Toshi. I’d say you picked very decent prey.”

Toshi silently nodded, his mind somewhere far off remembering how you looked in the dream he’d slipped into earlier that morning. Who was that man whose features he’d inhabited in your dream? Who was he to you? After having looked through your closet, he knew you lived alone. Was he someone you were seeing? Not for long if he played his cards right. Shaking off the thought, he made his way to some more personal items that would help him learn more about you. He used some hidden sixth sense and honed into a spot between your bed and box spring.

“Bingo,”

He slipped his hand between them and pulled out a cute yet simple notebook that you made sure was never at risk of being seen by anyone. He plopped down on your bed, large, bare feet crossing over one another as he thumbed through the pages to get a better feel for what you were like before he got his claws properly dirty.

“Gimme something good, sweetheart.’

As he lay there and silently read, Toga kept flittering about your room, going through your drawers. A dresser that was tucked neatly against the far wall of your room was where she currently had her attention set. She opened the top drawer and sifted through all different kinds of socks. Some ankle, some standard, calf length, knee length, and lastly thigh depending on what you were wearing at your office and museum for the day. Toga took out one of your sheer thigh highs with lace at the top and slid it up her leg before twisting it from side to side to look at it in your full length mirror.

“Oooh! This is actually nice.”

She slipped it off and put it back into your drawer before closing it and moving on to the next one. As she grabbed the knob and pulled, a sly look slipped over her features. Looking behind her to make sure that Hitoshi wasn’t looking, she grabbed one of the garments and opened them up from their roll.

“Horn’s up, Hitoshi!”

With a slight giggle, Toga flung the garment and watched as it softly glided right onto Toshi’s lap. Toshi shook his head from the unexpected distraction, and looked down at his leg to find a black pair of panties with a line of pearls clearly placed where a woman’s slit would be. He whistled low as he picked them up from his lap to examine them.

“Well, well. It looks like my little museum nerd does have some taste. Thanks, Tog.”

“My pleasure!”

Toga gave a dramatic little bow with one arm up, your bra being twirled in circles as she did. Making her way to the opposite side of the bed from Toshi, she stared at your second night table. Opening the top drawer revealed little knick knacks of sorts. Stray hair ties, hair clips, random bottles of nail polish that probably cost more than they were worth. Her little clawed hand sifted through random mini makeup pallets, endless lip balms, earrings that seemed to have lost their twin, little pots of lip masks and balms and lotions for nightly use.

“Booooring,”

Frustrated with her finds in the first drawer, Toga reached and opened the last and bottom drawer only to freeze in place. Before her was a treasure trove of toys, toys that she always found hilarious at the fact that humans partook in such things.

“Whore drawer, whore drawer!!!!”

She was practically bouncing on the bed at her find.

“Whore drawer!!”

“What on earth are you going on about now? I’m trying tr-“

Hitoshi snapped your journal shut in annoyance when without warning, a large, floppy, silicone appendage was thrust right into his face.

“What in th- what are you doing with that, Toga?!”

“I found the whore drawer!!”

With a maniacal cackle, Toga flopped back on the bed while waving her new find in the air, watching it wiggle oddly.

“Give me that, where did you get this?”

Toshi snatched it from her, getting up from the bed to make it to her side only to see the drawer still open and practically filled with a variety of toys.

“Hooooly shit. Is goodie-goodie this much of a deviant? Oh, this soul’s gonna be cake.

Hitoshi figured it would be, at least. Long legs bent to crouch in front of the drawer full of fun. He sifted through the mess of colorful silicone, electronics, charging cords, and tied up pouches.

“Hello, hello? What’s this, now?”

His clawed fingers plucked one of the strings to the closest pouch and pulled it out to peek into. As the opening grew wider at the tug of the string, he tipped it over only to feel a cold, phallic wand slip into his large palm. It was pretty, this glass insertable he was currently staring at. Very girly, in a semi-twisted sense. The insertable portion was clear while the opposite end, and what Toshi presumed was the handle to it, was a cute soft yellow crescent moon.

“The whore drawer has magical girl wands inside? Aww, I’m jealous!”

Toga huffed, flopping onto the bed angrily. Shaking his head, Hitoshi put the glass dildo away and continued to look through the drawer, surprised that his target was such a little deviant. He could absolutely work with this, with you. The way he saw it, your soul was already his. He’d already won this game, despite having to eventually plan and face off with Guardian Angel, he’d do it for a down and out, overworked yet underpaid, searching-for-the-meaning-of-life, woman like you.

This would be fun and he hasn’t had much of it as of late being an Incubus Demon. Something about humans having less sex these days meant that desires were unusually low in the sexual department. When he thought about it more properly, the humans have had it quite hard the last 3 years. His good buddy Mammon, the Demon of monetary greed, was the one who was working like he’d never seen before. He was lucky to have been able to feed off you when he’d infiltrated your dream, and if he were being honest with himself, now that he’s had a taste, Hitoshi wasn’t going to back down nor let you go. He was determined to see this through.

Stopping in surprise once more, Toshi found a faux leather paddle in the shape of an animal paw with hearts cut out where the toe beans were supposed to go. Giving a crooked smirk, he knew if he could infiltrate your dreams again tonight, he’d definitely be using that on you. Sifting through the drawer a little more while a now bored Toga stuck to being nosey and in your things, he thought about you as he came across a bunch of cat themed sex toys in your possession. You were a very attractive woman, Hitoshi could easily admit to that. If there was one combination he knew to be a potentially deadly one, it was an Incubus Demon who hadn’t been able to feed for a long period of time paired with an attractive “host”. Working for his Master had left little room for feeding his sexual appetite. Which in hindsight was a bad idea to do in the first place when he needed that energy to be able to fight angels of varying types and gather both their and human souls.

As of right now, he was on the weaker side, which is what made him bide his time in coming into your apartment to make sure the stunned Guardian Angel he’d glimpsed and spoke to in the wet dream he was responsible for inducing upon you, was also gone. The place reeked of holiness, which told him this angel had been here for quite some time then. What made you so important to have been assigned such a high ranking one? No matter, Toshi would just have to drive a wedge between you two. Either that, or get the Guardian to fall from grace. He knew it was possible to do, and had heard of angels having fallen for gaining various types of desires of their own. In truth, Hitoshi knew he had to play his cards accordingly and right. In his current state, he was no match to fight a Guardian right now should the goodie goodie show up at this moment. This also meant that if the Guardian did show up, he wasn’t in any position to protect Toga. Wild as Toga can be, she was definitely no match for a Guardian. Until he could feed off of you to gain enough strength, if he ever ran into the Angel, he’d have to use wit rather than brawn. Until then, he’d have to assess your relationship with the Guardian in the shadows without being detected.

“Hey, Tog, we really gotta get outta here. We’re sitting ducks in Guardian Angel tagged territory and I haven’t fed on her long enough to be at full power. So, if he shows up I can’t protect you.”

Toga’s cheeks puffed as her foot rapidly tapped on the ground after having gotten up from your bed.

“And just what are you implying, Shitsou?”

“Hey, hey, relax. Cool it with the names. Y’don’t gotta take any offensive swings at me like that. You know as well as I do that you have no chance of standing up to a Guardian Angel. Hell, even I stumble sometimes when fighting them. How do you think I got this one here?”

Toshi gestured to his face with a large hand towards his brow bone where a semi deep scar went through his eyebrow, just narrowly missing his eye. Toga winced and dropped the act.

“Ok, ok. You’re right. I’m just so used to everyone down in Tartarus making fun of my weakness and I hate it, I get defensive.”

“I get it. I don’t know why you insist on staying with those idiots down in the seventh layer. They’re so stuck up down there. You should come and hang out with us in the second layer.”

Hitoshi suggested as he opened up a portal back to The Underworld. They both passed through, their conversation carrying on as they left your apartment empty once more.

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treveonwest · 9 months

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(PowerRuff part 20) {don't put your trust in everybody} Part 1

Hello people so I kind of lost my save files a little bit so the school looks different now because I can't find the other one I had on the gallery so the school looks like now

Narrator) Everything seems like a normal day today but you know that's not always the case also today I think is where your normal clothes day at school

Blossom🌸) bubbles how come Buttercup isn't here yet *eye twitch*

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Bubbles💙) well Blossom she has band practice extremely early so she might be coming to school a little bit late at least Miss Kean understands

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Blossom🌸) Yeah you're right I just really hate tardiness or the idea of tardiness and you know that about me

Blossom🌸) Oh look Princess hanging out with her "friends"

Ember) So princess what do you think about my outfit today isn't it adorbs

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Princess👑) yeah it is quite cute

Pearl) Princess I hate to say this but summer is going around saying that she is the most popular girl in school like way more popular than you and a lot of people are paying attention to her

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Princess👑) oh really well I'm going to have to show her whose boss at some point

Amy) maybe we need to go to her and rip that stupid blonde hair off of her head I mean it's obvious It's A Wig anyway

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Princess👑) Amy I appreciate your enthusiasm but I think that's a little bit much

Princess👑) I was thinking we could do something a bit more like embarrassing her at Cheer practice or something

Angel) so princess ummm prom's coming up is there anybody you were thinking about asking

Princess👑) well I was definitely thinking about asking brick but he's getting very close to Blossom and I don't want to mess that up so I'm not really thinking about asking anyone I guess I'm just waiting for somebody to ask me

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Angel) oh interesting

Princess👑) hold on girls I'll be right back

Pearl) oh my God she is so annoying

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Ember) *Chuckles* yeah and really bratty too I'm starting to get a little bit tired of her

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Amy) yeah I can't believe she actually thinks we're her friends like who would honestly want to be friends with her

Angel) guys Princess Morbucks is a rich girl we should be maybe a little happy that she wants to hang out with us that might mean that she thinks we're cool

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Ember) oh shut up who was talking to you anyway and if you don't like what we say go hang out with somebody else

Pearl) speaking of princess I have an awesome idea that I need to tell you guys in the gym

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Amy) for the last time we are not walking around bikini tops on like you

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Ember) yeah girl I love you but I'm not doing that

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Pearl) no just come with me to the gym and I'll explain

Pearl) so basically my uncle is a part of this organization and they kind of kidnap people and held them for ransom for you know money princess is a rich girl he could make lots of money off of her and we would get rid of her once and for all

Amy) Pearl as much as I love this idea how are we going to get your uncle to kidnap her without anybody seeing especially Angel because she is the first one that will tell on us

Pearl) don't worry I already have a strategy I'm going to wait outside with my uncle until Princess Morbucks is cheerleading by herself because she always practices cheerleading early and yes Angel has a crush on her and is always wanting to be around her so basically I might need you to keep her busy

Angel) hey Blossom I haven't seen you in such a long time how have you been

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Blossom🌸) I've been great it's nice I see you, angel

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Princess👑) oh you two know each other

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Blossom🌸) yeah me and Angel are good friends actually

5 hours later

Pearl) all right uncle Trevor the girl that I want you to get is over there she is cheerleading so she's not paying attention that gives you more than enough time to get her

Trevor) okay Pearl but how do I know she isn't going to attack me as soon as she sees me or feels me sneaking up on her

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Pearl) oh trust me she isn't going to notice she focuses entirely too much when it comes to cheerleading and she can't fight she couldn't even hurt a fly if she wanted to trust me

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Trevor) don't fucking move or scream

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Princess👑) *Really Loud Gasp*

Pearl) see I told you it would be easy to catch her

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Princess👑) p-p-p-p Pearl

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Trevor) Oh Hush *Hits Her Head With The Gun*

To Be Continued

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1718

Who is your most loved person? I'd say my parents. I'm *really* bad at expressing it but I really think this is the case. They were the first people I thought of, too.

Have you ever been bullied? Oh you have no idea how much you can be bullied over a name.

Who makes you the happiest? I'd be lying if I didn't say BTS.

What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done? I like to think I saved a life once. I won't delve into it much but I had an orgmate who tweeted something in an extremely distressed yet decided tone and I caught it the second he posted, so I took it as a sign to reach out privately even though we weren't close outside of org work. Stayed with them for like half an hour until they calmed down. It doesn't matter to me whether they still remember that night or not, but I do like to go back to that moment when I need a little self-reminder that I can do nice things too.

What calms you down when you’re upset? BTS bro.

Have you been betrayed in the past? How? Yeah I have had a friend spill secrets of mine. Yes multiple ones, and yes it's the same person. I've had her blocked everywhere since 2009 and have no plans to ever talk to her again.

Who do you miss the most? Nobody in real life.

What’s one sweet/candy you miss from your childhood? Coffeebeat from Meiji. We used to have a local convenience store that would sell this bundle of Meiji candies - idk how to explain it but it was like a sampler bundle? So like tiny portions of different candies, and sold as one product - and I would only ever eat the Coffeebeats. All the other candies in that bundle, I gave to my sister.

Also, I FOUND WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE OMG. It's this one!!!

Do you have a favourite celebrity chef? Baek Jongwon :D I get so excited when BTS does stuff with him or when I see him on my favorite Korean variety shows.

Do you prefer diamonds or pearls? Diamonds.

Is there anything coming out soon (books, albums, movies, video games) that you’re looking forward to? Oppenheimer is already out but I have yet to watch it...maybe this Saturday! I've been meaning to take myself out on a weekend. As for music, just Taehyung's and Jungkook's albums.

How do you go about finding books/movies/music to read/watch/listen to? Books: I never really read anymore but I'm bound to check a book out if it's related to my interests, like if I find out a favorite wrestler is coming up with a memoir.

Movies: I can pick up movie recos from anywhere. All I need is a plot that resonates with me or with my type of movie (read: drama).

Music: I listen to solely BTS these days but if any of the members share a song reco then I'm likely to check it out. So far my favorite music taste has been Joon's.

What’s a band/musician you were really into for a while but who you don’t care about or hardly listen to anymore? Banks and alt-J.

What is something someone recommended to you that you disliked/hated? It wasn't recommended to me per se but I was once invited to a birthday gathering where we were treated to watch Me Before You, and I remember not liking it all that much.

Do you find it difficult to keep up with online friendships? Yes, which is why I quit that life many years ago. It's hard when you're on different timezones, and even harder when you drift apart. After losing my circle of friends from my wrestling fandom, and after experiencing Carley go on and off the radar 1 billion times, I've been too scared to make online friends again.

Has there ever been a person you regret ever being friends with? Kind of.

Do you think you have a good understanding on love? I don't know. What counts as 'good'? I don't think I'll ever understand love completely; all I know from it are my own experiences.

What do you want to do on your honeymoon? I'm not sure, actually. Never really thought about it. First thing that came to mind is to go to South Korea but I feel like I'm just saying where I want to travel HAHAHA

What do you think of your parent(s)? They are very hardworking and have always done the most and best they can for us.

I do wish my mom did not inflict/pass on so much of her mental anguish on us when we were kids, and I wish she didn't treat us and talk to us and get frustrated with us as if we were adults when we were like 5...but the older I get, the more I understand where she was coming from. I get it. But just because I'm able to empathize now doesn't mean I've forgiven all that happened in the past.

If your best friend confessed that they can see the future, you would…? I would tell her to get real.

What’s your least favorite pizza topping? Pepperoni, salami, beef, pork, pineapple.

What’s your dream pet? I don't have a dream pet. For me, all I need are dogs.

Most unattractive male name, in your opinion? Bob or Mark.

Is your pet dog male or female? I've only ever had male dogs.

Have you or would you try shark meat? I would.

Do you know anyone that’s pescatarian? I'm pretty sure I do - I think Joanna may be? - but I just wouldn't be able to identify who off the top of my head.

Do you think the government has a cure for cancer, but is hiding it from public? I highly doubt that.

Do people normally describe you as sexy? No.

Was your ex born in America? No.

Has your best friend ever made you cry? Um, only happy ones. She kept me alive when I couldn't do it for myself, and I tend to get emotional when I think about those days.

Do you still talk to the person you liked six months ago? I haven't liked anyone in nearly three years.

Has anyone ever talked you into doing something you didn’t want to do? Isn't that the experience of everyone with an Asian parent ever?

Are you smiling in your Facebook profile picture? The biggest smile I've ever done, yes. I was in Bangkok, posing right in front of the arena where Yoongi was performing that evening.

Be honest, does the person you like actually deserve you? I don't like anybody.

List 5 things that have been on your mind most recently. Considering resigning before I get my next promotion; Our family vacation in December that I really don't want to happen; Work-related reimbursements that I need to request ASAP; Figuring out when to be firm and when to be loose as a manager; Taking my dogs to their next vet appointment.

Would you ever wear black lipstick? Do you know anyone who does? I never wear black lipstick and no I don't know anyone who does.

If you wear eye shadow, do you put on a dark colour or a light? I don't really wear eyeshadow.

Do you combine your socks and underwear in the same drawer? Yes, I do.

Does the last person you kissed live within walking distance? No.

Is there someone you could hang out with all the time, without ever getting bored of them? Probably not. I love my friends, but at some point I'd also prefer my own company. I was overseas with my close friends for just 5 days, but after that I couldn't wait to be on my own hahahaha.

Do you know a girl named Beth? Tell me about her. I used to. She was a semi-online friend from the wrestling community; like we weren't close by any means, but we were part of the same community 'clique' and would always be cool with each other whenever we'd interact. She's from the UK and had a CM Punk-related username. She's very pretty, too.

Do you think the last person you kissed has ever lied to you? Yes.

Have you ever been hit on by somebody way too old for you? No.

First kink tried? Choking.

First time doing oral? I was 18.

Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them? Well, not these days, but yes I used to. Yeah I like receiving them too, as long as I'm actually *with* the person; otherwise I imagine I would be grossed out.

How much teasing do you like? It's not my favorite thing in the world but I can play along. I'd rather be teased than do the teasing, though.

Are you okay with name-calling in bed? I don't think I've ever experienced it...but I'm open to exploring and figuring out if I'm actually into it.

How often do you do unprotected sex? I used to be in a same-sex relationship so this wasn't really something I worried about.

Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie? Honestly not into it.

Are stockings/thigh-highs a turn on? Not for me.

How many other people know your bra size? I doubt anyone else does.

Do you have any friends you’d sleep with? Nope.

Does the person you like have any flaws? I don't like anyone.

Has anyone ever given you a ring? Why? Yeah, just for funsies.

Creation theory, evolution or the Big Bang theory? Anything but creation.

What was your last serious conversation about? I'm so sure and I'm too exhausted to try to remember.

Have you ever been into a real cave? Yes.

Have you ever posted mean comments on YouTube? I don't think so. I rarely comment on YouTube anyway.

Name the strangest game you’ve ever played (video game or real game): I'm not a big gamer but something that comes to mind is that Flash bartending game lol. Strange, but very nostalgic and very very fun.

Who was the last person to play with your hair? Are they cute? I can't remember...maybe Angela? She's the likeliest to do so anyway.

Who was the last person close to you that died? Did you cry? Marisse's dad. I didn't cry, but there was a heaviness even though I haven't seen him since I was 7. He and my grandpa used to be close, and seeing him after all these years, but just at his wake, reminded me of those memories I have of them together.

Do you know anyone who uses medical marijuana? No, that's not legal here.

Do you know anyone who’s died in childbirth? I have a cousin who apparently passed on, but I'm not sure if what happened was a miscarriage or death in childbirth. We don't really tackle Sophia within the family, but I wish I could know more about her. I only learned about her to begin with from Facebook, although I wish I didn't have to learn about a dead cousin that way.

Do you agree with the “they’re just being kids” excuse? Idk I feel like this is such a vague statement. There are some things that can be excused, but if a kid is like committing arson or beating up other kids or abusing animals then I'm not letting that slide.

Have you told your parents all of your secrets from when you were a teen? Never.

What’s the worst name your mom has ever called you? She has implied that I am worthless in a million and one expressions.

What’s your stance on spooning? It's cute, until a certain point. I prefer cuddling so I can face the other person :)

Do you currently want a new computer? It'd be cool but I'm not too pressured to get a new one. Like I've said in previous surveys, I only ever use my personal laptop for taking surveys now. Spending 100k for a new laptop is just such an expensive way to take more surveys LOL

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo? I feel like they would be nonchalant. I'm 25 and they mostly leave me be at this point + they have their own tattoos so why complain about mine?

Who is your truest friend? Angela.

Who is your oldest friend? Angela.

How long have you known them? 18 years.

Where are they right now? I'm guessing she's at home.

Have you ever dated a friend of one of your siblings? Nope.

Have you ever dated someone who had a child? I have not.

What has been your biggest failure in life? Hmm, probably my first and last relationship.

Do you trust yourself? For the most part.

Would you ever consider getting an abortion, under any circumstances? Honestly, no. If it happens, it happens; I support abortion as a choice but it's personally not for me.

What was the last bug you killed? An ant, I think.

Do you prefer profile pictures by yourself of with someone else? By myself.

Has a boyfriend’s/girlfriend’s parents ever gotten mad at you? Why? No idea.

What is the funniest thing a child has ever said to you. Not to me but my aunt once told me a funny story about my then-10 year old cousin; apparently the two of them had been going grocery shopping and were stopped at the alcohol section. My aunt, bless her heart, was asking my cousin what flavor of soju to get, to which my cousin exasperatedly replied, "I don't know mom, I'm 10." one of my favorite stories ever looooooool.

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sending you my hcs that are varying degrees of quality but. eh. it's my media perception so i have no shame in them

1. obviously asd/autistic miles because that is the truest thing ever? i don't think it's something he discovers as an adult, more like he got diagnosed before dl-6

2. maya to me is a girl that wears leg hair with pride. i'm sorry i can't imagine her in any other way and i picture her chubbier than capcom made her just bc she deserves that powerful look

3. miles edgeworth is a quiet rebel to me. this hc started when i saw a post about how putting your hands in trousers pockets isn't proper etiquette and miles does it anyway so... i just think he does these small things to feel mischievous and like his own person, maybe he did them more in his youth. and i also think the steel samurai and watching it also feels like rebellion to him and gives him a certain thrill? idk if this makes sense honestly

4. i think i made fanart of this one before but i basically hc that the short animations we see before a case (esp the ones in aa1 revealing the culprit) are phoenix's dreams that he barely remembers but they guide him like an intuitive sense. because yk how in aa2 the animation we see is an actual nightmare of his... and he definitely has some spiritual ties there somewhere.. and in aa4 he deadass predicts the future ominously to apollo sometimes... and he goes through spirit medium training with maya bc she makes him.....it makes sense

5. pearly's aged-up design is way different in my eyes. like i'm sorry but she should rebel so much after the ways she was raised, let her have the most unfortunate haircut in the world and funky makeup and cool clothes

6. yeah that's it im not going to embarrass myself further 👍

damn, let me get my reading glasses (i don't have reading glasses)

1. miles is the final form in the evolution line of the autism creature, so agreed. although i think gregory is not around enough/too old fashion to notice it, and von karma is a dick and would purposefully avoid getting him diagnosed; i think he got diagnosed after moving out. overall a strong 9.5 out of 10

2. i can definitely see her with body hair, but idk about the body fat because she has to stand under waterfalls for days so the training probably requires a restrain from food (kinda how monks fast) but im not in opposition of her being chubbier. 7 out of 10, capcom give us more details about the training plsss

3. lets just say ive been planning to draw something related to this idea... so 10 out of 10, hes shy and unsure about it but hes still a rebel at heart.

4. i think he just smokes weed when he reads case files and we just get to trip with him (yes this chronologically doesn't make sense but idc). Brother is the plainest cringefail guy - hes the last person anyone should give magic powers to, theres like 7 billion people who'd be better off with them. this one is a 6 put of 10, im not big into magical powers.

5. i hate pearl. well more like i hate children and pearl is a child, but they failed with her so bad the design... 9 out of 10.

pearl, send me a dm and well go clothes shopping and get you a haircut so it actually looks like youve actually been affected by 7 years of no longer dealing with your bitch of a mom

6. 0 out of 10, be shameless its the internet noone knows who you are. just don't be a weirdo!

#ask

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justapurrcat · 2 years

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73 questions

on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? I would say 6.

describe yourself in a hashtag? #iftheworduncomfortablewasaperson

if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? Tom. But I would be super awkward about it.

if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? "Wrong Person, Wrong Time."

what’s one thing people don’t know about you? That I write fanfics.

what’s your wake up ritual? Don't have one. I just check my phone, regret not dying during the night, get up and skip breakfast.

what’s your go to bed ritual? I do my skincare routine, come up with many brilliant ideas I will not follow the next day, read/write on my phone until I pass out.

what’s your favorite time of day? Evenings (especially is the sunsets are pretty) and nights.

your go to for having a good laugh? Oh dear, I laugh so rarely I honestly don't know.

dream country to visit? Japan, absolutely. Now that I mentioned it, I might need to brush up my Japanese...

what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? People not getting annoyed by my presence and saying they genuinely enjoy it and actively search for it... what's your plan?

heels or flats/sneakers? Sneakers, but I love heels and those who rock them.

vintage or new? Vintage.

who do you want to write your obituary? My best friends.

style icon? I... don't know, actually? Do the models in dark academia moodboard pics count?

what are three things you cannot live without? My phone, my cats, my friends.

what’s one ingredient you put in everything? Oregano/Mint/Paprika, it depends, but mainly these three.

what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? Mmm... my mom (because she hates cooking, but she's being doing stuff for other people her whole life), my grandma (she's from the place where lasagne were "invented", so it would be a huge test), and my grandpa (who loved to cook, so I would love to hear his opinion).

what’s your biggest fear in life? Being useless and unworthy of love.

window or aisle seat? Window.

what’s your current tv obsession? I don't have one at the moment.

favorite app? Tumblr.

secret talent? I can sew and sing a little, I guess?

most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? Meh, everything makes me uncomfortable, merely existing is adventurous enough for me.

how would you define yourself in three words? Dreamer, afraid, over-thinker.

favorite piece of clothing you own? Anything that's purple or lilac.

a must have clothing item that everyone should have? Black/white tank.

a superpower you would want? Teleportation, no doubts on that.

what’s inspiring you in life right now? Writing? Seeing where that can bring me? Idk next question.

best piece of advice you’ve received? "Make fun of it before others can, so they won't be able to hurt you"... given to me by myself.

best advice you’d give your teenage self? "No" is a nice word and you should say it more. Also, stop apologizing for everything. And DON'T make your eyebrows thinner!

a book everyone should read? The "My Brilliant Friend" tetralogy by Elena Ferrante.

what would you like to be remembered for? Nah, just forget me, it's embarrassing.

how do you define beauty? I don't.

what do you love most about your body? You mean despise the least? Probably my eyes, but on alternate days.

best way to take a rest/decompress? Listen to music, nap, cuddle a cat, if you have one.

favorite place to view art? In a museum.

if your life was a song, what would the title be? The Autumn of Violet Lilies.

if you could master one instrument, what would it be? Piano.

if you had a tattoo, where would it be? On my nape.

dolphins or koalas? Koalas.

what’s your spirit animal? A cat.

best gift you’ve ever received? A corset. It was technically mine, because I made it, but I got to keep it.

best gift you’ve given? A handmade doll.

what’s your favorite board game? Dixit.

what’s your favorite color? Purple in its every shade.

least favorite color? Orange.

diamond or pearls? Pearls.

drugstore makeup or designer? Both.

blow-dry or air-dry? Air-dry.

pilates or yoga? Yoga.

coffee or tea? I drink tea, darling.

what’s the weirdest word in the english language? Farthingale.

dark chocolate or milk chocolate? Milk.

stairs or elevators? Stairs.

summer or winter? Winter.

you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? Pizza.

a dessert you don’t like? Pudding.

a skill you’re working on mastering? Living.

best thing to happen to you today? I got to spend some time with my best friends.

worst thing to happen to you today? Waking up still alive.

best compliment you’ve ever received? Unbelievably, something about my writing.

favorite smell? Flowers, especially lilies, roses and violets, chocolate, mint, vanilla.

hugs or kisses? Hugs.

if you made a documentary, would it be about? Historical garments.

last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? "Tear Along the Dotted Line".

lipstick or lipgloss? Lipstick.

sweet or savory? Savory.

girl crush? Idk, I fall in love with everyone, I'm a bit of a whore under that aspect. Right now, Simone Ashley, Gemma Chan, Anne Hathaway and Sharon Alexie.

how do you know your in love? When you go "oh shit, this ain't gonna end well".

a song you can listen to on repeat? Anything by Taylor Swift, really... right now, it's "The Lakes".

if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? My cat.

what are you most excited for about this time in your life? Beginning this new job.

tagged by @silkscream and @indouloureux thank you lovies 💜

tagging: @ahoefortomholland @jahayla-parker @thollandsdarling @buckybarnesandmarvel @spiderboytotherescue and whoever wants to do this⁓

#tag game #73 questions

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AUTOBIOGRAPHY

My name is Kryztal Alliah De Sagon Ong, you may think my name is so long. Well in reality it's just Iye, but my first name is the idea of my mom because she like pearls or accessories, also because she has crystal jade, and Alliah is my tito joef's idea to be my second name, it came from he's favorite singer. So cheesy that my name means to many. When I was a child until now I always have my vision within the sea and ships at Naval Base Cavite (NBC) for as in the old days its within the Church of Military. I remember in times that I loved my favorite stripe sleeveless blouse and until now I can remember the colors in it. My age is 17 years old, I was born on 17th of January in 2007, in Kawit a small town in the north of Cavite.

There are a lot of things I like and that I don't like. When I was a kiddoo I like to have fun with just myself, for the reason that my Father is a Soldier, which is very strict but made my life happy in the most imposibble ways I've never would imagine, I like to play piano, I love Volleyball, Swimming and Badminton, but what I really love is being just me by means of being sarcastic. The things I don't like is raisin ... (I really hate raisin when mixed to foods). Another thing I don't like is pumpkin soup, for me it tastes horrible.

When I was a child I grew up in a Military Base at Sangley Point Cavite City. As far as a I remember my routine thosedays are from House in Cavite im going to School which is at Milden Academy in Kawit near from the house of my tita's where I always go after my school to take a rest then when its weekends we family go to Church and Jollibee my favorite Restaurant and most specially my favorite part which is grocery, where my parents spoils me much than ever that I can get every thing I want. To give you a clue why I get everything I want in the grocery for the eason hat my parents would not allow me to buy or eat "tusok-tusok or tabing kalye food" because my stomach is sensitive and its hard to negotiate with my health.

I grew up with a simple and pleasant life, which included frequent family meetings, communication with my relatives, going out for self-care, and travel. My life may differ from others'; what I'm trying to convey is that I can't do all I want to do, but I understand that it's for my own sanity or sake. Because of factors such as strict parents, only daughter, a nonchalant mother, and being a nonchalant and tranquil person, but this is how it is.

When I was two years old, I enrolled in Golden Sun Learning School for the first time. My mother's sister is the owner of it. It wasn't because I was a lazy person that I disliked going to school as a child; rather, it was because I felt sad every morning having to get up to go to a school full of shy people. In addition, I was bullied a lot in elementary and grade 8 junior high school. But as time passes, I learn to confront bullying head-on and be authentic with others around me, refusing to let them minimize my appearance.

And as the days counted that I was now a senior high school student, an abundance of blessings came in and struggles began to come to me. Nearing graduation from junior high school, I'm graduating with honors, and my parents are so proud of me, yet my dad died before I graduated, who is much more excited than me for my graduation and in 2022. After a 1-year pass in 2022-2023 S.Y., I didn't get to go to grade 12 with flying colors at all. Yet, it won't let me down and make me think I don't have a chance again.

Even though I can't reciprocate, my family tries to lift my spirits and keeps me company. In the year 2022, I'm not on stable physical grounds; starting on June 10, 2022, it's full of tears every time. In the year 2023, we welcomed it at our house in the South. It's my mom, myself, and of course my little cousin Michaela, joke. On January 17, 2023, I turned sixteen year old without my father there. When I turned sixteen, my mother threw a party and invited my close friends and family in an attempt to help me get through the day which is I appreciate the most.

After my birthday on January 24, 2023, I plucked up the courage of mine to create a new account for myself, wherein I added only a few close friends and relatives of mine. This account was purposely created to be able to express my feelings and emotions and share my life through images that I couldn't do in my first account due to the high expectations of people in the industry of our family and fake friends.

I had a lot of new experiences in January 2023, yet they weren't entirely unfamiliar to me. I enjoyed making dishes like buttered shrimp, lumpia, tapa, and adobong sitaw for our lunches this month, for instance. I was able to remember that, as my mother had instructed, I shop for necessities on my own in the grocery store. And my Facebook is overflowing with photos of McDonald's meals from this January, featuring simply my close cousin Michaela and me. Despite the fact that she is much older than me, I am still considerably taller than her. All kidding aside, I'm excited to start 2023 with my new boy friend "Jah," but naturally, our friendship didn't survive as he had to move, which caused a rift in our relationship. Our life became busy when my mom chose to renovate our house's first floor plan at the beginning of 2023. However, in some way, since the furnishings and other items have been moved to our side and front balconies, the bathroom has been pushed behind, allowing the living area to eventually expand. I had to go to the SM with my classmate Jairah because my mom gave me money, and I treasured our time together.

February was full of birthdays, which meant that I saw a lot of sunsets and cuisines. I ate a lot of ice cream, KFC, and McDonald's during that month. We also had to travel to Camp Aguinaldo this month in order to address our financial issues. This month, I also had to deal with my weakened immune system. To heal and soothe myself, I made a campfire and took images of it. It was beautiful to watch it unfold.

For scholastic reasons, I spent the whole month of March in front of my laptop. Of course, though, every time my beloved mother returns home, she always brings "pasalubong"—things like snr pizza, milk tea, Chowking, mango, and sticky balls.

In summary, while April wasn't particularly eventful, it was jam-packed with activities in many towns. Along with that, I had to swim with my brother and there were a lot of clothing checks. We were able to bond through this unique experience together. And this month, I use the assignments I had to pass from school to showcase my ingenuity.

In May, I spent some time relaxing in Tagaytay. I went to Oasis for dinner after my Mommy Glenda invited me, went to the Mall of Asia to get new glasses and have my eyes checked, went to the beach with my family and enjoyed their famous avocado ice cream—which is really delicious—went to Manila to process my college application and returned the other day to process our passport documents. I also had to go to the movies on my own to watch the "X" known for Fast and Furious; without my mother's permission, which worried her a great deal. Nevertheless, I had to go, so I did, and I was given a "seminar." Just kidding, I know she truly loves me. And we continued.

In June, I had a fantastic night at my cousin's friend's store, where I met new individuals as well as old friends from my childhood, including Maico. I remember laughing so hard because I came to school wearing two different socks: one was underarmour black and the other was plain white, which was really obvious. Mom and I also had to travel to Manila. Going back and forth to our home to check. And I appreciate my attractiveness. This month, I had to shower with my cousin because we ate outside, but the weather was unexpected. And enjoyed a late-night snack at McDonald's before going shopping with Mommy at Alfamart.

July is a brief yet important month. I made my delicious avocado snack, went to three birthday parties—one in Kawit and one at Lakes in Tagaytay—wearing my black dress, as usual, ate at McDonald's with my older cousin Michaela, and shot pictures of sunsets. I can't remember the location of the other birthday party. Along with my cousin and buddy, I had samgyupsal. I visited Daddy at the graveyard. I went to Chowking by myself to eat.

Nothing much more in the month of august rather than I focus on my skills when it comes to piano, my love to photography, and my passion to editing.

I returned to Tagaytay in September to spend time with my family, eat, drink, and relax. I also attended church with my two cousins, had a month-long academic schedule, and watched television shows. I took college entrance exams, but I didn't pass them. However, it's alright. I'll have to give it another go, perhaps at a later time.

October flew quickly. I had a busy month at school, enjoying nature, my clothes, and my body, as well as spending time with my older cousin and younger niece at a different coffee shop to sample their goods.

My Facebook post caption says that November is going to be a busy month. A month packed of food, friends, and outdoor adventures. This was a noteworthy month because I received an honors grade this month.

December is a blast! My Mom had a great time snapping pictures of me when Mom and I went somewhere. And since it's a day to remember, I put it online. This last month, I became acutely aware of my short fuse. On December 16, my dad's birthday, we celebrated by visiting Tagaytay. PS. My cousins enjoy having me in their photos. December 18 was a hectic but beautiful day as well because I went to a civil wedding at a great venue and then at 8 p.m. We attended mass at the Aguinaldo Shrine.

In addition, I go with my Mommy Glenda to Imus to help her with her errands, and it's since where in Imus Plaza, I meet a particular friend. Even though our meeting was brief, it brightened our day and made us smile. I spent December 21–23, 2023, at Villa Excellance Beach and Resort with my cousin and tita, simply hanging out and having a good time. I loved my clothes, sobbed more than ever, and had long nails. This month, I'm spending a lot of money on travel and meals. And a whole month of dressed-up and photo-ready ensembles.

In midway through 2023, with the help of my mom, I was able to focus on my mental health, my physical health, our business, and our apartment to manage. I get along with my cousins, going out with them and bonding with them. Especially through that year, I was able to be expressive with my mom or cling to her.

And now that it's 2024, January is a month of self-appreciation as I take photos of my toned figure following months of fitness advancement, enjoy time with loved ones, and prepare for work opportunities in order to make money. and used it to meet new individuals. I had a ton of happy and exhausted recollections. Although we might not have enough money this month, everything will be worked out.

In February, I missed my dad the most. With a 52/60 exam score going into the second semester, I had a great time and felt particularly loved because Iah, my friend and classmate, has been more open about her affections for me. In addition, Mommy has been acting in ways that have moved me. And to be continue...

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About IVF given the recent events in Amercia. I have done three ivf cycles here in Australia and I have had 1 embryo transfer and 4 frozen embryo transfers, one successful.

If you determine that all embryos are people then no wonder ivf is going to run into legal issues.

In an ivf cycle, a woman with polycystic ovaries syndrome like myself will have 9 to 20 eggs harvested while a standard woman will have about 2 to 5. Of these, a fourth are not viable. The rest will be combined with sperm.and allowed to grow.

Of my 12, by day 3 nine remained. On day 5, I had five surviving. Legally, would the clinic be in trouble for the embryos that did not survive?

Ivf medications prepare your body so it believes it is 5 days pregnant. And then the embryo is inserted into the womb. It's impressive. You get to watch on the ultrasound as this tiny white spot of light flashes up the tube and into the exact right place. A little pearl in the darkness.

And then you wait. Doing booster shots of ivf medications, you wait the long long 3 weeks. You might get morning sickness or food cravings or back ache.

Then you find out from a blood test if the baby has stayed or not.

50% chance for young women and 30% for older like me. It's heartbreaking and so so hard. We succeeded on our third try and have not managed a second success.

Legally is anyone going to be blamed in America for the pregnancy not happening?

One third of all pregnancies fail. I kept my baby thanks to progesterone supplements but it got close. Would lawmakers in America blame a woman for a miscarriage? Well yes, there are women in court right now under murder charges.

Finally, what happens to the embryos left when a mother has had the children she wants and/or can afford? The frozen fee must be paid for their upkeep.she could donate them but some people hate the idea of their child, their blood, being in a different family. What happens if the family die or are out of contact. Who is responsible for storing a frozen 3 or 5 day embryo? What happens to it?

#ivf #ivf questions #Republican politics #ivf in trouble #ivf questio s answered #frozen embryo

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moultinmush · 7 months

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5# A Fandom Worse Than It's Content: Nothing Is Scary

Mandi's reaction to what they thought to be betrayal was horrific, if not sad. But Scary's reaction was downright demonic—He'd led the charge to destroy my server, all in order to gain what he perceived to be justice.

When it comes to Scary, I would still prefer a certain amount of leniency in his emotion reaction to the situation. Although he never changed throughout the years—He still was a late teenager and near young adult in these. He wasn't (Still isn't I'd wager) Well, I'm sharing the below to explain where his obsession with hating Reitanna spurred on from—Along with offering proof that he has a history of harassment and spamming pornography.

Now, there is censored loli beyond the ''Keep Reading'' Once again, it's censored. But I am strongly emphasising the warning here because it’s still grim and clear that what’s being depicted is of a minor. I do vaguely remember what it looked like pre-censored (I did not keep the uncensored version.) And apart from boobs being slapped on it’s so clearly a child/a very young teenager.

He spammed between 10-20 images (It would've been more if Discord didn't have an image limit.) And they consisted of Loli/Furry content—Of which I won't be going through and censoring because 1) Why would I subjugate myself to that, I already feel disgusted including the above at all. 2) He spammed, a lot of pornography. Far to much for me to sort through.

I want to emphasis I will always prioritise the truth, and the facts of the matter over my own emotions. It's true Scary hadn't done the raids alone, hell he probably wasn't the one to suggest the idea (It was more likely to have been Mandi, who was in her mid 20s.) When it comes to the matter of the type of pornography he was showing, he apparently had just left a relationship that started when he was 14 with an adult that stemmed of Omegle. He was groomed, and unlike how he'd decide to treat me half a year after this, I won't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

(Below Scary briefly discusses being groomed.)

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At the end of the day, he was one of the main raiders. He instead of thinking for himself and considering what his friend was like—Lashed out, and proceeded to after the raids themselves, harass and emotionally guilt them. That wasn't Mandi, that wasn't Yums, that was Nothingisscary.

The screenshots above were Scary’s attempt at comparing the writing style between me and Ma7chsticks. First off, for fucks sake it was literally so incredibly obvious Ma7chsticks was attempting to copy me. I am dyslexic, certain spellings of words was hard for me, but you could tell why—I write phonetically (As in, how words sound.) not so much anymore as I’ve got many words memories now—But you could still see a pattern and logic to the chaos.

you will also notice I say ‘’Huh, why are you showing me a screenshot from the politics discussion? That couldn’t be less relevant if you tried!’’ Dyslexia isn’t just about spelling, but comprehension of a text and linking things together to create a picture of meaning. Half the time I barely understood what people were saying, so putting together one part of a discussion and another was difficult. Straight up, I had no idea what he was trying to say.

Meanwhile in Mandis server people were consoling him, and saying how they knew we were close. Course later on things would be sorted, in the second screen (It's dated I think a week later?) Mandi says it's old news, and I cannot word how deeply both upsetting and cruel that is. She was apart of the bullying, and harassment of a minor. And it's old news.

Eventually it finally got out it wasn't me. And all I wanted was for us to be friends, I didn't want revenge or a lengthy apology. Just a sorry, and for us all to be friends again.

A good amount of people knew what kind of images Scary was sharing. Pearl was one of them, and I'd have to guess she saw them during the raid. (Wouldn’t know, as I wasn’t there—Can only guess. Does make me question why Mandi nor Yums said anything.) At that point in the timeline, Scary had also been relentlessly harassing Pearl as to if they were the Kiwi Farmer or not.

Also Pearl is completely right here, being underage yourself isn't an excuse or pass for sharing the images he'd been. As Scary said, he's not into Loli, his earlier perception of that developed due to being groomed. Is that true? Not my place to say, at the end of the day he was a minor too. And unless more recent evidence surfaced, I'm not willing to entirely support that narrative.

When I had my new server up and running, Scary still wanted a channel for graphic content. At that point, I had a bit more of a back bone and said it wasn't something for me to decide (Ah yes, a diversion.) Now as of writing this, Scary creeped into my DMs to "Apologies" And clarified back then he was the kind of person to beg to be allowed in NSFW channels because he genuinely couldn't see how it was wrong.

Which makes me think perhaps my only option back then really had been to pretend to be on his side, that it was "out of my hands" because he would've kept trying to pressure me otherwise.

Another thing was he hated Tara. She was the only person actively trying to do anything and stand up for what was right. Obviously, Scary who had a porn addiction, didn't like that.

You'll see in the end screenshot I snapped and finally had enough. I told him to get over himself, as I'd only been pretending to agree with him because I assumed he wouldn't attempt to drag someone else into this to defame Tara when she did nothing wrong.

Next ->

#bullying tw #reitanna seishin #loli tw #emotion abuse #Youtube

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pick-em-pool · 1 year

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WEEK 15

HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! 🎅🎄❄🤶 It's the most wonderful time of the year! Trees are up, gifts are wrapped, and the holiday cheer is being spread! ☺☺☺ And we all know that football goes with Christmas just like fruitcake and eggnog 🍰 Let's take a quick look at the holiday traditions that make the holiday so special ⛄☃

KRAMPUS - 12 POINTS

Everyone knows about jolly Saint Nick. Yet in Austria, he has a rather sinister companion, KRAMPUS 😈 a half goat monster that beats bad little German children with tree branches 🎋 (I think I speak for all of us when I say WTF Austria) Just like JANIE beat all you bad little weiner schnitzels this week with TWELVE POINTS 🔥🔥🔥 I for one, am going to go do the dishes while I'm staying in Arizona before Janie decides to take me off the "Nice" list 😇 Even JJ won't want to be "Naughty" with Janie if it means getting beat with a tree branch 🤕

KENTUCKY FRIED CHRISTMAS - 10 POINTS

Japan is NOT known for being a Christian nation 🎌 But you know what they ARE known for? Pearl Harbor Kentucky Fried Chicken 🍗 That's right people. Every year Japanese families reserve a holiday turkey from KFC and enjoy their version of a very tasty festival. The KFC logo is even based on J.J. AKA colonel Sanders 🧔 Sadly, this is the last time I can beat the dead horse that is J.J.'s beard jokes, because his face is now a smooth as a DELICIOUS KFC Southern Fried Butter Biscuit™ 😭😭😭 (KFC absolutely did NOT pay me to say that, I came up with the idea to talk about their Savory Spicy Kentucky Super Gravy™ available as most KFC locations)

CHRISTMAS PICKLE - 10 POINTS

The German tradition beloved around the world! 🌎 where parents hide a pickle in the tree and little tikes race to be the first to find that pickle! 🥒🥒 As usual, this tradition has a lovely origin, where two little Scandinavian boys were trapped in a pickle barrel 😆 they died 😊 Warms the heart! Our Christmas Pickle this year is of course PEYTON! Though we can't wait to see him, he needs to remember that Arizona is a FAMILY place, so he better keep HIS 'Christmas Pickle' to himself!

HOLIDAY SAUNA - 10 POINTS

In the frozen tundra of Finland, locals find solace in a national tradition of stripping naked and relaxing in a hot sauna with friends and family 🧖‍♀️🧖‍♂️ I'm moving to FINLAND ✈ So catch Gabby soaking up the souls of her ancestors 👴👵, just like they believe in Finland, in a lovely Sauna! I will be peering at her through the window with a periscope 🔭

YULE CAT - 10 POINTS

Iceland has many fun, kid friendly Christmas tales 📗📘📙 Just like the Yule Cat MEOW 🐱 little Icelandic boys and girls better do a good job tending to their turnip farms, because the Yule Cat that follows Santa around will friggin' EAT you if you're lazy 🍴 Raise your hand if you would be eaten by the Yule Cat ✋ (Abby you better be raising both hands) The only one not raising their hands should be RUSTY, whose work ethic is surpassed only by his weakness for small, hog dog shaped animals 🐕‍🦺

FRUITCAKE - 9 POINTS

Who could hate FRUITCAKE around the holiday season?! Oh, that's right, everyone 🤢 Thought nowadays fruitcakes are (relatively) innocuous dished brought over by Mee Maw that you politely pretend to eat while feeding it to your dog, fruitcakes used to be THE MEAL. In fact, fruitcakes were so important that the POPE 💒 himself had to have a debate in the Vatican to decide if it could be legal to use butter! I think we all know what VAL would have said to the pope 😬 because at our meal last night I'm pretty sure she used a 10:1 butter-to-bread ratio 🧈🧈🧈 I kid of course 😂 Val is a wonderful soul who only uses an appropriate amount of butter (I have to suck up to her after costing us 2 pickleball games yesterday...)

BAD POTATOES - 8 POINTS

In Iceland there is a lovely Christmas tradition of leaving your shoes out by the tree for each of the 12 days of Christmas 😊 Good little boys and girls will receive loads of candy 🍬🍭🍫 in their... used... smelly... shoes 😐 And bad little boys and girls get old potatoes 🥔 Of course who could this be reminiscent of but ABBY! Each day, until about 3:30 PM, she resembles a potato: Not moving very much, wrinkly, bland 🛌🛏 Abby has never in her life uttered the phrase "The early bird gets the worm" 🦅

EL GORDO - 12 POINTS

In Spain they go crazy for the Christmas LOTTERY 🎫🎟🎫🎟 I think all us can get behind a chance at some MOOLAH. Interestingly enough, the big prize is called "El Gordo", or "The Fat One". That is the same name Logan's family gave to him after trying to provide meals for him growing up 😋🍔🍕🍖🍗 And the name he deserves after scoring TWELVE points this week, the king of the hill!

BUMP ON A LOG - 9 POINTS

You gotta love PORTUGAL! Instead of Christmas trees, they grab a log of firewood, put googly eyes on it and give them to each other as little "Christmas People"... 🤨 I tell you who WOULDN"T approve of these Christmas people, our friend JULIETTE! these flat bottomed Christmas dorks wouldn't fly with her, she wants something with a little more SUBSTANCE. Just like she sang last night at Karaoke: "WHERE MY FAT A** B****** IN THE MOTHERF****** CLUB F*** THE SKINNY B******" 😢 it's like Shakespeare was with us 📃

All these traditions are nice and all, but the best tradition of all is the PICK EM POOL! Where you can win yourself some money and get into the holiday spirit! So Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 🛷🛷🛷🛷

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lubdubsworld · 3 years

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Insatiable. ( Jungkook x OC)

Pairing : Jeon Jungkook x OC

Rating 18+

Genre : Vampire Au!!!! , DILF! Jungkook ! Bodyguard AU! Babysitter OC! Age difference!!! [ bet you’ve never seen all of this in one fic before? ]

[ Some notes : Born Vampires stop aging when they turn twenty five. Turned vampires stop aging when they’re turned. ]

Summary :

21 year old Hwang Sera is sick of being the only human in an entire clan of vampires. As an immortal human from one of the oldest bloodlines, she is a catch. The Vampire she marries would essentially be indestructible.

Which makes her an easy target for greedy vampires everywhere.

Determined to keep his precious daughter safe, her father hires an old friend , Jeon Jungkook as her full time bodyguard.

Jungkook is 35 years old ( well technically 576 years old ) , father to an adorable five year old kid and he has zero tolerance for Sera and her teenage shenanigans. But , he needs the money and he knows his son would be safe in the Hwang clan’s massive mansion.

And suddenly, after years of despising vampires, all Sera can think about is getting into the gorgeous vampire’s bed and maybe into his heart.

Chapter 1

“He’s so hot.” My sister sighed for the seventeenth time and I glared at her.

“He’s mine. Back the fuck off.” I bared my non existent fangs at her and she retaliated by showing off her own inch long fangs, eyes flashing ruby red in the confines of our huge sprawling bedroom.

The man in question, my sparkling new bodyguard wasn’t here now. He was downstairs at the party, being introduced to the others as the latest addition to our clan.

My mouth watered when I remembered his gorgeous, handsome face. And that body , God.

Sculpted by some higher being who wanted to show off, for sure.

I had never given much thought to losing my virginity. It certainly wasn’t by design that I hadn’t had sex yet but looking at Jeon Jungkook in a fitted black suit, midnight black hair falling into his lovely red eyes and those delicious muscles.....

I kind of believed in fate now.

This was why I’d always been repulsed by the vampires who courted me.

Because Jeon Jungkook had been out there, waiting for me.

And now fate had brought him here and he was going to be mine.

I stumbled over a stray bra, nearly face planting onto the floor .

God, i hated how messy Somi was but I was also eternally grateful that she had skipped out on the party tonight, volunteering to help me with the kids.

I ran a daycare in one of the larger cottages in the estate, keeping the little fanged devils in check while the parents went about their daily lives. On nights like this, when my father hosted guests from every clan in the country for one of his lavish parties, there was always a whole bunch of bite-happy toddlers in need of supervision.

Enter me.

I loved babies. I’d always loved them. They were adorable. And after three years of school , I was finally, officially qualified in caring for them.

Oh and by the way did i tell you that Jungkook had a son? Jeon Joowon was possibly the cutest five year old I’d ever seen and yes I was a little biased but that was okay. I was going to be the kids step mom , after all.

Listen, don’t look at me like that, I just really want to be with Jungkook okay?

I tripped over the same bra when turning back around and I swore.

Focus, Sera. You can day dream about hot vampire daddy later.

“ Why do you have to throw your shit all over the place like this? “ I whined, grabbing the offensive piece of fabric and tossing it at her. She caught is so fast I went a little cross eyed. My sister never missed an opportunity to show off her super-saiyan, vampire powers. That made her a crowd favorite with the toddlers and younglings .

“I still don’t think your choice of a career is smart. These fanged little beasts are impossible to control... ” She commented mildly, watching me stuff two whole cartons of baby wipes into the huge backpack I had propped against the bed. I’d forgotten to restock the day care with wet wipes and it was sheer luck that I had a pair of them lying around my room.

The very idea of entering a room full of babies and toddlers without baby wipes, made me shudder.

“Listen, they’re absolute angels when you listen to what they’re saying. Just because babies can’t talk doesn’t mean they don’t have preferences. All you really need to do is find out what each kid likes and help them feel comfortable -”

“Please stop.” She rolled her eyes and I glared at her.

“I’m a little thirsty. Can i have a sip..” She said softly and I frowned.

“You haven’t drunk from me the entire day. Are you okay?” I held my wrist out.

She shrugged , grabbing my wrist and casually sinking her fangs into the vein . Pain bloomed, familiar and somehow comforting , replaced almost at once by the gentle numbing of her venom. She drank a little and pulled back soon after, linking the puncture wounds for good measure. I watched the skin knit itself together , whole and unmarred in no time.

Perks of being immortal.

The knock on the door made me jump.

“Ms Hwang?” Jungkook’s soft, husky voice came floating through the door and I grinned, cheeks aching with how wide my smile was.

“You look like a maniac. Stop smiling.” My sister looked a little alarmed and I struggled to rearrange my features. Sticking my tongue out at her, I grabbed my sweatshirt, slipping it overhead quickly. I glanced at the mirror, grimacing a bit.

Being with toddlers meant no make up or hair left free.... and so I had a messy top bun, and just lip gloss to look presentable. While the entire party teemed with gorgeous vampires in low cut gowns and blood red lips.

Ugh.

I grabbed the backpack and waved to Somi.

“Come as soon as you can alright?” I begged her and she waved me off.

I rushed to the door, throwing it open and smiling wide.

“Hi oppa.” I said cheerfully.

“I’m not your oppa.” Jungkook said automatically, barely glancing at me and instead reaching for the backpack. He directed me to the stairwell on the side, the one that led straight down to the ground floor and out into the gardens. He went in first and I followed him, climbing down carefully.

I sighed, taking in the mouth watering width of his shoulders, encased in a perfectly fitted jacket. He looked so handsome I wanted to cry. And although he’d been here for a whole week month now, I hadn’t managed to get into his good graces.

“What do I call you, then?” I made to hold his hand when we reached the end of the staircase but he shook my arm off at once.

Did I tell you that he really can’t stand me for some reason?

“As I’ve mentioned a dozen times already, Mr. Jeon would suffice.” He said shortly. He held the door leading out into the gardens open and I walked through.

“That makes you seem so old.” I grimaced, shaking my head and he gave me an amused look.

“I am 576 years old.” He deadpanned. The daycare cottage was just a five minute walk from the mansion and the pathway through the garden was absolutely beautiful, well lit and covered in the brightest flowers.

I waved off his excuse about his age.

“you don’t look a day over twenty five to me.” I said with a shrug. He shook his head, clearly too tired to carry the conversation on. We walked in silence and I felt incredibly content, just with him near.

And he was going to be by my side for the rest of our lives, I thought softly. I would make sure of it. I’d never felt this way about anyone. Jungkook was a good man , evident in literally everything he did. He was kind, an amazing father and such a gentleman that he made me melt.

Jungkook had been turned at the age of 35. And so he sailed through eternity with the gorgeous good looks of a mature , well kept man. His hair was thick, just a slight bit of grey peppering the edges and his features were sharp and well defined.

“Is Joowon in the daycare already?” I asked with a smile and he nodded curtly.

“He has Mr. Pepper with him. He refused to leave him behind. please just make sure he still has him with him when he leaves. He can’t fall asleep without the bunny “ He said softly and I felt my heart bloom ten sizes.

“Of course, I will -”

“Jungkook !!!” The shrill voice broke the stillness of the night like a hammer through a mirror.

I turned around with a frown only to be greeted by the sight of a very pretty, very tall vampire in a blood red bodycon dress and a neckline that plunged all the way to her belly button. She had ruby red lips, and well made eyes. Eyes that now flashed red , dilating as they ran up and down his body.

I felt myself clenching my fists.

“I’m getting late....we need to go, I grabbed his arm trying to tug him along but he didn’t budge. i glanced at his face and felt my heart shatter at the small smile playing around his lips.

“Helena..... Surprise seeing you here....” He drawled, voice so much deeper than usual and I bit my lips. They knew each other?

The vampire had reached us now and she gave me a disdainful smile.

“Who’s this?” She asked with a laugh, “ Are you babysitting now, Jeon?”

I bristled. To my utter chagrin, Jungkook laughed to.

“She’s the kid I’m watching. The Immortal human of the Hwang clan.” He intoned dully.

The lady’s brows went up in surprise.

“:The rumors are true, ....The Hwang clan’s hidden jewel.....with skin like the rarest pearl and eyes that steal souls. Fiercely guarded ...a beauty like no other.... I thought they were exaggerating, but I see they were not. . You’re exquisite.” She commented , seemingly genuine in the compliment as her eyes roved over my features.

“ Um.. thanks?” I shrugged, not particularly flattered by the extravagant description.

The poets in my clan tended to be a bit overdramatic at times.

. She laughed.

“Are you unavailable for the night, then Jeon?” She turned her flashing eyes on him .

My jaw nearly dropped.

Did this bitch really just proposition-

“Afraid so.... Raincheck?” Jungkook smiled wide and he looked so beautiful that I had to bit my lips to stop from moaning.

Helena waved softly, eyes shifting back to me.

“Be safe, little human. When the sun goes down, the ghouls come out to play.” She grinned wide, letting her fangs grow long, past her lower lip, eyes red and bloody.

I stared right back. She laughed and waved before floating away into the night.

Jungkook chuckled.

“You’re not intimidated by us, then.” He said mildly as we began walking again.

“I spent the entirety of my childhood playing with vampires. Do you really think they didn’t spend every waking hour trying to scare me to death?”

He gave me soft smile, and then went back to staring straight ahead.

I relaxed when the familiar cottage came into view, the sound of laughing kids reaching me.

I held my hand out for the backpack and Jungkook gave it to me.

“I’ll just check out the backyard and see if al the gates are secure and then I’ll be right outside the door, alright? Call out if you need me...” He said sharply

“Will you come even if I call you oppa?” I bit my lips, grinning and he flicked my nose.

“Behave.” He said shortly. I sighed.

“I’m not a kid, you know.” I said softly and he gave me a look.

“You are to me. Now get inside.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“There’s a monster behind the tree and I’m Hawkeye because I have the bow and arrow and Jieun is the princess.” Joowon said brightly, showing off the toy bow and arrow in his hand and I grinned, taking in his exquisite features. He looked strikingly like his father , except for the two adorable dimples that showed up everytime he smiled.

“That’s amazing... do you like fighting monsters?” I asked with a grin holding my arms out for him and he hugged me happily.

“Yes, I like fighting monsters and I like Mr. Pepper.” He waved the stuffed bunny in my face.

“Make sure you keep him safe, alright? “ I stroked the soft skin of the

“So what color does your daddy like?” I asked with a grin. I felt a sharp kick on my shin and I turned to my sister.

“Don’t use the fucking kid for your sinful aims, you dingbat!” She hissed and I glared at her.

“I did no such thing...I was just making conversation....” I hissed back.

“Dad likes black.” Joowon answered dutifully and I ruffled his hair. Jieun appeared then, having waited for her prince and gotten bored. She tugged on Joowon’s arm and I let him go, watching the two of them run off.

“Its only been a month, Sera.... I think you should tone down the infatuation. You know dad would never approve.” My sister said gently and I frowned.

“No he won’t, Dad loves me , he wants me to be happy.” I said shortly.

“Yes, but not with Jungkook. He’s a rogue vampire. He doesn’t have a clan. He has a kid ...”

“An angel of a kid...”

“he has a kid whose mother he had to kill because she was a bloodthirsty witch.”

i stared at my sister feeling anger build inside me.

“What does any of that have to do with how I feel about him?” I demanded , moving to stop one of the littles from tripping over a stray rubik’s cube.

“ You’re special. You’re being courted by some of the richest, most powerful vampires in the country and you want to go after the rogue , broke vampire who’s only here because he needs the money and the safety of our clan?”

“I’m not having this conversation with you.” I said firmly.

Somi sighed.

“I’m just saying. Don’t be so blatantly open about your feelings. You’ll be putting a target on Jungkook’s back.”

I exhaled sharply.

“If anyone tries to hurt him, they die.” I said softly.

Somi chuckled.

“I know.... but still, he’s not looking for trouble. Don’t bring it to his doorstep.”

I didn’t reply, moving quickly to the other side of the room.

the words left a bitter taste on my tongue.

Mostly because my sister was right.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i stared at the tall strapping vampire, trying to comprehend what I was hearing.

“What do you mean he isn’t here for the night?” I demanded.

“He’s a little tired. He told me had a little too much to drink and he wants to sleep it off. I’ll be here instead ... Just for tonight.” He tried to smile reassuringly and I was momentarily distracted by very deep dimples but I could feel myself fuming.

“and he didn’t think of saying that to me himself? He had to run off while i was closing up the cottage?” I glared.

The Vampire chuckled.

“He told me you might protest.”

“Of course i protest, I feel safer with him...” I said sharply.

The Vampire gave me a deep sigh.

“I’ve been doing this for three centuries, Miss Hwang. You’re definitely safe with me.” He bowed his head.

“What’s your name?” I demanded.

“Kim Namjoon.”

“Fine , Kim Namjoon ssi.... Let’s go. “

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Giving Namjoon the slip was a lot easier than I thought. I waited for him to greet my great uncle, and slipped between two waiters carrying blood cocktails and weaved into the crowd easily.

Jungkook’s bedroom was next to mine and it took me less than a minute to race up the stairs and to his room.

i banged on the door , determined to see for myself just how drunk he’d gotten.

The door opened and i took a deep breath.

“How dare you leave me-”

I froze when I realized that he was shirtless, fresh out of the shower. Water dripped down his torso , like little starbursts of liquid light and my mouth went dry. I swallowed, staring at the tightly packed abs, the dip of his v line as it disappeared into a fluffy white towel.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” He growled angrily.

My eyes flew to meet his and then my gaze caught something red on his bed and I peered over his shoulder.

Pain lanced through my heart so sharp that I felt like I’d taken a fucking brick to my chest.

The sight of Helena, naked except for a red bra, stretched out on his bed got burned into my brain and I choked.

“You-” I began but he grabbed my arm, so hard that I knew I would bruise. He yanked me away from the threshold of his room, dragging me to the middle of the hallway as he slammed the door to his room shut.

“Where the fuck is Namjoon?”

“You ditched me to get laid? “ I hissed in disbelief.

“I can’t fucking believe you’re doing this-”

“Is she your girlfriend-”

“Sera-” he shook me again but I refused to back down. I had to know.

“Are you in love with her?!!!” I demanded, my heart breaking .

Jungkook growled.

“It’s none of your damned business!!” He snapped angrily .

“It is !!” I said shrilly.

“Why on earth-”

“Because I’m in love with you!!” I shouted and he froze.

He let go of me like he’d been burned and stepped back, staring at me wide eyed,.

“What did you just say?” He demanded.

“I want you. I want you to court me-”

“Sera stop.” He said sharply

“I’m not joking...I like you and-”

“Shut up.” He growled, his voice shaking.

I swallowed.

“If you say something as asinine as that to me , ever again... I will make you regret it. ” He warned softly.

I felt my heart jerk in panic.

“Jungkook-”

“It’s Mr. Jeon to you!!!” He growled.

I bit my lips, staring at my feet.

“I’m going to pretend this never happened. You’re going to go to your room and wait for Namjoon. If anything like this ever happens again, I’m telling your father.”

I laughed bitterly.

“I’m not fucking twelve years old you son of a bitch. Stop talking to me like I’m your toy or something !” I snarled.

“If you were my toy I would fucking spank you till you cry and lock you in a damn room!” He hissed.

I flinched.

He took a deep shaky breath.

“This never happened.” He said sharply. “ I’m not one of your boytoys. I have no interest in fledgling humans who know nothing about life. That's not the kind of woman I’m looking for. You’re not the kind of woman I’m looking for because you aren’t even a woman yet.”

“ Jungkook !!!” Namjoon’s voice rang through the hallway and I stepped back.

“Have a good night with your whore, Mr. Jeon.” I snapped, before turning on my heel and leaving.

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Author’s Note : Hot DILF! Vampire Jungkook is hot. This brings back fond memories of me panting after my husband as a nineteen year old brat . I was a devilish teenager smitten with a twenty seven year old man. Anyways I hope you guys enjoyed :D

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