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Fireworks + Reindeer = CHAOS
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Nosy Neighbours Incorrect Quotes
Pearl: The Ocean is a soup.
BigB:
BigB: Do elaborate.
Pearl: What are needed for something to be a soup?
BigB: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Pearl: Tilts head
BigB: The Ocean is a Soup.
Pearl: The Ocean is a Soup.
Pearl: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
BigB: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
Pearl: I'm having problems with a guy…
BigB: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
BigB: :)
Pearl: >:(
BigB: Turn that frown upside down!
Pearl: ):<
BigB: Not sure what I was expecting…
BigB: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Pearl: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
Pearl, texting BigB: I’m a theif.
BigB: Thief.
Pearl: Theif.
BigB: I before E except after C.
Pearl: Thceif.
BigB: NO.
Pearl: Remember, BigB, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
BigB: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
BigB: I can't imagine what Pearl is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
BigB: Look, Pearl, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
BigB: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Pearl: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
BigB: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Pearl: Did they win?
Pearl, answering the phone: Hello?
BigB: It’s BigB.
Pearl: What did they do this time?
BigB: No, it’s me, BigB. It’s actually me.
Pearl: What did you do this time?
Pearl: Well BigB, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
BigB: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
Pearl: BigB…
BigB: Oh no, 'BigB' in B flat.
BigB: You're disappointed.
Pearl: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
BigB: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Pearl: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
BigB: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Pearl: Thanks, it's the trauma.
Pearl: I trusted you!
BigB: Why?
Pearl: Here you go, BigB, a nice hot cup of coffee!
BigB: It's cold.
Pearl: A nice cup of coffee.
BigB: It's horrible!
Pearl: Cup of coffee.
BigB: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Pearl: C U P.
BigB: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Pearl: Did you just make that up?
BigB: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Pearl:
BigB: A really long fortune cookie.
BigB: Good morning!
Pearl: Is it? Is it really?
BigB: Pearl, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Pearl: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
flashback to Testimony #1
Pearl: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Pearl, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
flashback to Testimony #2
Pearl: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: …Crying?
flashback to Testimony #3
Pearl: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
BigB: You have Crayons?
Pearl: Yes, I have—
BigB: You're— how old are you?
Pearl: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
Pearl: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
BigB: For the frogs.
Pearl: Why are you making pancakes for the frogs?
BigB: They don't know how.
Pearl: Why are you on fire?
BigB: This is just how my day is going.
BigB: Can I have some water?
Pearl: starts chugging their water bottle
Pearl: chokes from drinking too fast
Pearl: spills water all over themself
Pearl, coughing: I don't have any water.
Pearl: Come on, BigB! How any times do I have to apologize?
BigB: Once!
Pearl: …No.
BigB: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Pearl: …Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
BigB: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
Pearl: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
BigB: I photosynthesize with this.
BigB: Pearl…
Pearl: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
BigB: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Pearl: You're drinking orange juice.
Pearl, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
BigB: Yeah, Pearl will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.
Pearl: Exactly, I will straight up-
Pearl:
Pearl, tearing up: BigB, why would you say that?!
BigB: You saved me! Why?
Pearl: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
Pearl: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game…
BigB, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Pearl: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
Pearl: Do you have a superpower?
BigB: Yep! It’s hindsight.
Pearl: …that’s not going to help us.
BigB: Yes, I see that now.
BigB: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Pearl: Nat 20 Charisma.
BigB: That is NOT how that works-
Pearl: How do you want your coffee?
BigB: Black, like my soul.
Pearl:
Pearl: BigB, your soul is a latte.
BigB: You need to be more careful!
Pearl, who was dragged into BigB's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
BigB: Watcha doin?
Pearl: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
BigB: Scandalous.
BigB: Can I help?
BigB: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Pearl: I thought the animals might be lonely.
BigB: Okay, help me, please!
Pearl: Got two words for you.
BigB: I bet they won't be helpful.
Pearl: Your problem.
BigB: I was right.
Pearl: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders?
BigB: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.
Pearl: THE WHO?
BigB: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?
BigB: An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away!
Pearl: An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
Pearl: BigB told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
Pearl: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
BigB: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.
BigB: I love murder mysteries!
Pearl, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
BigB: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Pearl: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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H. Melt, “There Are Trans People Here” (2021)
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Put Martyn inthelittlewood in everything, for extra flavor
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My thoughts on Limited Life (spoilers) will be extended every episode and POV I watch
Jimmy didn't die first!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!! GO JIMMMY! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!
Pearl with the hoes
Bad Boys and CoralKids better have playground insults every time they meet
The Cockers- sorry CLOCKERS
Shouldn't the Bad Boys be Glad Boys that they didn't lose everything during the mansion fire?
3 Bogeymen in the first 6 minutes, what?!
Skizz better become bogeyman and go absolutely apeshit
Killing cows like how Joel killed horses
How dare Etho replace Joel with a cow! R.I.P Boat Boys
Scott just vibing on his dirt circle
Wet cats BigB and Pearl in the trees
#best mum Cleo
Mean Gills be vibing on a tropical island
Bad Boys Bread Bridge
Skizz vs Bdubs was cool
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LIMITED LIFE DROP SO HERES AN ANIMATIC WHILE IM SICK FT TWO OF THE BAD BOYS
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Everyone in Limited Life all have digital clocks stuck in their arms. They click every second. It feels like a slight muscle twitch at first but the closer you get to 0:00 the worse it gets
Please click for quality tumblr KILLS the quality
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So many Grains!!!! Sorry Groins- wait Griens???? Griandes?
Cod face boi!
Nailed it 😎
a collection of grians! this doesn’t even properly scratch the surface of my doodles of him!
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And it was your heart on the line
I really fucked it up this time
Didn’t I my dear? Didn’t I?
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i should really do a faruzan showcase because what the hell
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*killing off pornbots like they are orcs at helms deep*
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i dont have a tumblr but an interesting poll would be like. is this ur first life season to watch live. id want to know the anwser 👍🏾 /nf /sorry
ohh this is very interesting yes AND I HAVENT USED THE POLL FEATURE YET!! :D
pick whichever season you first watched as it was coming out even if it was midway through that season (i for instance started at 3L session 7 but that still counts as starting with 3L)
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My brother said that 90% of Tumblr is bi and the other 10% is everyone else so I wanna see if he's right
Please please reblog for a bigger sample size!
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You shouldn’t be treating nb people like the secret sexy 3rd gender. Nb people don’t look like a mash of male and female, they’re not sexy androgynous twinks
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