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ambafaerie · 2 years
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POV: You just entered a poll contest but your opponent is going to be the legendary psychic of the 21st century Reigen Arataka.
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segueintoromanticism · 7 months
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I think top and sand should have a little hate sex as a treat
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deardiary17 · 1 year
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inspired by this post
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fortheturnstiles · 5 months
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rick danko epic dance moves compilation from don’t do it live at the casino arena 7/20/1976 . hope you enjoy
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nosleep83 · 2 months
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Day 27 of waiting for Tales of the Tmnt!
Happy birthday mutant mayhem teaser trailer 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
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izzymarksthespot · 6 months
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It's missing Izzy hours in my household tonight, so I made a thing.
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fizzigigsimmer · 1 year
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Instantly thought of these two. 😂
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monotonous-minutia · 2 years
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y’all I can’t believe I’ve been sleeping on this
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live Publio reaction
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ambafaerie · 4 months
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First time posting a Scott Pilgrim meme
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teacute · 4 days
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❝ hc: they have a crush on s/o ❞ — knights + 2wink
character(s) ! knights / 2wink / gn! reader [separate] warning ! nothing.. just floof... i mean fluff note ! i proofread the whole thing, might miss some typos or incorrect facts by mistake.. that's all.. also a reposted work of mine from my watty and pardon my editing skill
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- he'll try to find s/o anywhere he could since he felt all bubbly everytime he's staying near them, he wanted to know what is he feeling - upon finding them, he'll probably jumped and called out for the whole world to hear - " s/o !! there you are, my inspiration !! my muse !!~ " - they were confused so much, ended up standing there and looking weirdly at leo - still smiles sweetly at him - again, he felt the bubbly feeling inside him - leo felt content only looking and staying by their side - believe me, he'll never stop being by s/o side— not until he finds out what he's feeling
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- he knew it the first time he felt it— believe me, he'll still teases s/o and say bad thing; it's his nature after all (i love him sm slapped) - maybe he'll either confess or not - your choice - but his life is not the same anymore; he's acting weird - his tsundere is showing too much - fellow knights member noticed the change - except for the person themself - sena can't help but always say something to them and sometimes, accidently made s/o cry - cue the knights members being angry at him - he's having a hard time since he knew he has a crush on them
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- this beauty here !! darling is so sweet - always gives affection to s/o - but when naru had a crush on them, love and affection everywhere overloads - somehow the love and affections being showered on s/o was not an odd thing anymore - they were basically being oblivious as naru-chan tried to show her love to them - damn too sweet is all i see - i can describe no more //kisses her cheeks
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- sleep, huggies and desserts - he asks s/o to join him in short naps - they were was shocked but obliged - he uses their laps as his pillow - " i think i have a crush on you... " - he blurted out - they were confused but they got the message - would even spend more time with him if asked - since their feeling is mutual towards him too
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- this baby boy here doesn't know how to act around his producer anymore - he'll stumble upon his words - s/o laughs at his cuteness - they'll play and spoil him nonstop - kasa got fumes running out of his ears while red tinted his cheeks - " p-producer !! please stop !! " - no, they won't stop - his crush for them bloom until one day he had the courage to tell them - " producer, can i call you [name] ? " - bewilderment covered their face - they understood why he asked that and they teased him afterward
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- he's mischievous - will probably pull pranks to make s/o notice him - troubles - yuta will only sigh in the background - " yuta-kun, hinata-kun is acting weird... " - he'll get complaints from s/o since they felt uncomfortable by his sudden change - hinata said sorry and showered them with nonstop sweets due to his sweet tooth - found this side of him is cute - slowly, they got closer and damn - hinata was proud of himself - cue yuta watching from afar silently supporting his brother
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- this boy here may be having a problem when he knew he has a crush on s/o - since he's the opposite of his brother, who's filled with mischief all the time– yuta tends to get in trouble with having a crush on s/o - totally - he's a sweet baby (everyone is idc) - yuta would would be seen snooping around looking at s/o - " s/o, are you alright ? " - he once found them moody and he brightened their day with spicy food - but they loved it and appreciated the kind gesture - probably hinata got jealous over the affection his brother gave to their producer
closing note ! fr idk what did i wrote here.. i tried to proofread.. there might still be incorrect facts and how they would react as i haven't been able to stay up to date ever since the ss event (?) for (!!) ... so basically yeah i'm not sure anymore lol ... reblogs and likes are appreciated , thanks :3c
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MC calling the Obey Me! Cast 'maidenless' - pt.1 the brothers
A/N: But you may ask, "OP, what does 'maidenless' even mean?". Well, I say, have this (probably very unhelpful and) very Elden Ring-esque screenshot of an urban dictionary entry about it.
You're welcome! c; - Plue
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Lucifer
"Pardon me?"
He heard Levi ranting about that one game that was all the rage currently and his brother mentioned some memes and gamer lingo as well
Does Lucifer understand the exact specific meaning and context of what you said? No, because he is a boomer.
Congratulations, he is butthurt now.
Was he really giving you the impression that he was single for the past thousands of years because he doesn't have the skills necessary to get head?
Get ready to be proven wrong as soon as he gets you alone because you managed to deal severe emotional damage to his ego and he can't let that slide
Mammon
"Huh? Maids? MC, do ya think I own a Café or somethin'?"
The remark is (unsurprisingly) lost on him
Sure, he sat close by when Levi ranted about the newest games he was playing, but did you seriously think that Mammon listened to him?
Funnily enough, Levi called him the same thing just two hours earlier... However, our resident tsundere is none the wiser either way
Honestly what did you expect?
Leviathan
Ouch. Please apply a burn heal to the wound
It's not that you're wrong... but did you really have to rub salt into the wound?
His Player 2 called him maidenless
He's gonna need quite some time to recover from that
Oof
I seriously hope that you have limited edition Ruri-Chan merch at the ready, because otherwise he won't talk to you for a while... Or at least until the next co-op event for Mononoke Land releases
Satan
To be honest, he takes it worse than you expected
He has been playing the game as well; the aesthetic, difficulty and the open world nature really got him hooked
Until Lucifer had to confiscate his copy of the game because Satan destroyed the living room in a rage fit after losing to the second boss 34 times in a row
Now he is silently seething at all times
Apart from that, he doesn't only read a lot of detective and mystery novels, but also a lot of other (human world) literature
More specifially, romance novels
Anything really, ranging from very sappy straight romance to LGBTQIA romance novels
Well, this turned him into a hopeless romantic
He knows this is an in-fandom joke... but will he really never find true love, MC? T^T
Asmodeus
LE GASP
MC, what did you just call him?
While he doesn't play the game or know anything about it apart from Levi's random rants at the dinner table where he zones out about halfway through every time to check his devilgram notifs
He still catches the drift of what you're implying
He is the Avatar of Lust after all
How dare. The sheer audacity.
He has lots of maidens! All kinds of maidens.
All the maidens he needs
He is the Avatar of Lust after all, thank you very much
Beelzebub
First of all, I have questions
Why him out of all people, MC?
This is straight up mean in my opinion. Shame on you. And your cow.
Beel would probably be confused and/or upset if he had understood your statement
But his brain is so wired to food and eating that he heard you talk about marinara sauce instead
And is now giving you puppy dog eyes, asking you to cook something with marinara sauce for him
Get your behind into the kitchen and start cooking, MC
That's the least you can do after even thinking of doing that to him
I'm serious, start cooking n o w
Belphegor
Lmao didn't ask, didn't care
Are you sure he isn't having a conversation with you while sleeping again?
Belphs tried playing Elden Ring, but decided the difficulty was too much work for him and he'd rather nap instead anyway
Did I say he didn't care about you calling him maidenless?
Yeah scrap that, he does care and is butthurt
Even if he doesn't show it
But you're gonna nap and cuddle with him to make up for it, right MC?
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throughtrialbyfire · 7 months
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WIP Wednesday lets goooooooo
man, i'm glad it's wednesday!! it's been a tough one on my end, but it's the best day of the week, and i've been having a blast reading through/looking at everyone's wips today!!
thank you to the phenomenally skilled and talented @mareenavee @skyrim-forever @dirty-bosmer @v1ctory-or-sovngarde @umbracirrus and @thequeenofthewinter for tagging me!! i love seeing what you're all up to this week, expect unhinged tags on your works soon!! <3333
i'm passing the beacon to @gilgamish @orfeoarte @caliblorn @aphocryphas @totally-not-deacon @wispstalk @your-talos-is-problematic and anyone who'd like to hop in!!
this is from chapter 25 of "Cycle of the Serpent" and fresh off the presses! this is shaping up to be the longest chapter since chapter 10 at 3,132 words as of right now, and this snippet contains most of it. of course it's going to go through the editing ringer before it gets posted, but i'm pretty satisfied with how it's turned out!
the dragonborn trio is tackling fort hraagstad in hopes of acquiring an imperial pardon, and things take a bit of a turn…
have fun. ;3
quick content warning for canon-typical violence
The first to fall. The first to bleed. Wyndrelis watched the arrow make its mark squarely in the jugular of the nearest bandit. Clean. Quick. A hunter's trained kill. He watched another fall, this time an arrow to the chest. This time, not so quick, and another did them in. Emeros slid forward in the snow and up the incline, finding the path and his footing along it. Wyndrelis followed, Athenath rushing behind, swinging their blade at the first bandit to get near enough to him to try an attack. One. Two. Three, now. Wyndrelis kept count. The sick crack of a skull against his summoned mace added four to the tally. Another cadaver. He slipped along the mud and felt Athenath wrench a fist into the back of his armor, the same armor they'd snagged off the bandits in Bleak Falls Barrow. Jarl Balgruuf's gift was very kind, the armor of Whiterun, but they were in Haafingar, and they were no guards. So, his gifted armor lay in a chest in the Winking Skeever, finally off their backs, along with any items they wished to spare the hell of battle. As soon as he was on his feet properly again, he felt the brunt of a shield crash into him. Wyndrelis barely had enough time to get his wits about him when he flopped over onto his back, the bandit above him about to crash one enormous boot into his chest when Emeros drew his dagger, the ivory handle stark white against the dull grey forts stone, driving it hard into the neck of their foe. He clasped Wyndrelis' hand and pulled him from the mud before he continued, firing arrows into the bandits scrambling along the high walls of the fort. Five. He hissed in pain and ran a Restoration spell through his shoulder, the muscles unclenching, the tension melting away, magicka running down his veins like High Rock chocolates under a hot sun, the kind he'd shared long ago with someone whose name he refused to speak aloud. He shut the memory off as quickly as he could, looking up, watching Athenath walk backwards along the higher pathway of Fort Hraagstad, a bandit inching closer and closer. "Come on, little elf," called the bandit, "you're good as gutted now." Athenath narrowed his gaze, stray curls forcing themselves into his vision. He did not reply, breaths coming out in shaky, harrowing gasps. Wyndrelis watched. His chest tightened. Something was deeply wrong.
Emeros noticed before he did, as the moment the Dunmer spun to communicate this, Emeros had flown halfway across the courtyard and up the walkway, curling his fist into the bandit's cheekbone. Athenath shoved himself forward and drove his sword deep into the armored stomach of the bandit, and once he could sense no life in them, he pulled it off, boot to their hipbone. "Gods," Athenath spat, Emeros' attention drawn to their surroundings. Six. Wyndrelis waited. He listened to the hiss and whistle of the winds, the waving of the pines in the breeze, the snow tufting off the surface of the stone and powdering his figure in the muddy courtyard. He didn't want to think of what the mud contained now. He dismissed his spectral mace. Holding up his hand, he cast Detect Life. Emeros and Athenath glowed. He looked around, scrutinizing every corner of the courtyard and hoping for no signs, and when none came, he breathed a shaking sigh of relief. "Come down, let me treat your wounds before we go further." "What further?" Athenath shot back, throat creaking slightly, "I thought we were done." Wyndrelis shook his head, gesturing with his thumb to the doorway that no doubt led further into the fort. "This way. Now, come down."
Wounds treated, the trio gave a long, hesitant look to the door leading down into the fort. Wyndrelis, reaching for his corporeal mace, furrowed his brow. It wasn't ideal, he couldn't funnel his magicka into it to make it stronger, to ensure it lasted, but it was better than using up his magicka in the event they ran into any more bandits. Which, of course, he was sure that they would. Athenath leaned against the door. "We ready?" He whispered. Wyndrelis looked to Emeros, who nocked another arrow. "Open the door slowly, I think we need to take some precautions." He watched as the Altmer shuffled to the side, kneeling down, and slowly pressing their hand to the door. Wyndrelis stood to the side of the stone, heart hammering in his chest. He'd never been a fighter. He was a mage, a scholar, moreso. This was in complete opposition to how he liked to handle his problems, but it was all in the name of being able to traverse Skyrim safely. So, he would fight. As soon as the door parted, Emeros spotted the figure of another bandit, and his arrow found purchase in the man's skull. He motioned for the others to follow him, which they did, creeping low to the ground and carefully in the stone dark. Another fell, up the stairs. And the moment a third bandit became alerted to the commotion, Emeros took them down, Wyndrelis clutching his mace. The dark encroached on them, summoning all the anxiety in the mage's body, nothing capable of shielding him from the emerging fears that boiled in his heart. He kept his form steady, his breath even, but the chill from the outside could not be eliminated by the burning hearth on the lower level. All it took for his fears to be validated was the door swinging open beneath them, and someone spotting the bodies. The call for more bandits, more of their kin, to come running and to search every crevice for the trio.
In an instant, chaos erupted, the three elves hopping from the lower level and sprinting out the door, deer in flight from a lion, the cold shattering against them as they flung themselves down the stairs of the other door, a prison of sorts, and through it's winding depths. The twisting, the turning, the thunder of feet against stairs, the shouts of people calling for their intruders to meet the end here, to fall into Aetherius here, here of all places- Wyndrelis sprinted behind his friends, Emeros looking back- for what? Keep running, Wyndrelis mentally hissed as he followed. The churning the rolling the dark shadows meant to cloak them doing nothing, nothing, gods damn it all, they had been cornered. Gods damn it all, he wanted to do something, anything, petrified, the stench of rot coming to him through the prison's iron bars, his spine now to one cell containing the half-rotten remains of some poor soul he was soon to join. Dead end. Dead end. It was a gods damned dead end. He felt his spine against cold metal through his armor. Athenath to one side. Emeros to another. Outnumbered, how could they take down this many and expect to survive? The steps, slow and readied, down the stairs echoed in the room. The bandits knew that they had their prey in their clutches. No need to rush things. What could three little elves do? What good were they in this fight? Wyndrelis inhaled deeply. He exhaled. His heart thundered in his chest and his eyes cast sharp, terrified glances around the room. He met Athenath's round, panicked eyes. Emeros' own, stone-cold, dread in his stomach as he tried to figure out just how much time they had until the group was either eliminated or would face one of their hardest battles yet. The courtyard had offered open space. Better odds. This offered nothing but a grave. A grave. Wyndrelis tightened a fist so hard his nails dug into his palm. If only he had that book, if only it hadn't been taken from him the moment he became a prisoner, but he didn't and he wasn't able to get it back yet, he didn't even know where it was, if he did he might be able to get them out of this mess, but no. No, no, he knew there were other options. And as much as he didn't like it, he knew what he had to do. He gave Athenath one last look. Emeros, too. Calm settled over the Dunmer's features. He pushed magicka into his palm. The fist glowered a purple, the scowl of a work that he'd too-long left dormant. The College of Whispers had given him much. His fondness for the group and their cynosures did not outweigh his experiences, but it had given him something that no one, not the law, not the gods, and not his terror could take from him.
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silversodas · 1 year
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I believe people who think Evelyn was the one who flirted first are definitely onto something
I was actually curious about that ever since seeing this memory photo of Caleb
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I can see why Philip thought it was sus, but to us we know it wasn’t actually how Philip thought it was, but it was still odd because it looks like she is trying to…impress him with magic?
AND THEN THEY DROP THIS IN THANKS TO THEM!!
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“She dazzled him with magic”
I had to pause because I was wheezing, oh my God that is so fucking cute! The way it’s being told is supposed to sound sinister but it’s anything but! SHE WAS IMPRESSING HIM WITH MAGIC!!
I think Evelyn being the one entranced by Caleb and just finding a way to impress him may be how their relationship happened. And I think what another person said about Caleb being the beauty from another world rather then Evelyn were also onto something. Because while Caleb’s ghost looks like he hasn’t eaten in months, I am not sure if he actually looked like that or if his appearance is symbolic to Belos stealing his bones. Because idk he seemed like he was doing fine when he was in the town
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I mean they seemed like they had some sort of standing in the town. These are their statues, not sure what they did though if I missed it. But try and picture this
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On top of having golden sunlight hair, and pale skin he does also have some delicate features (no I don’t mean the starvation) I did see some edits where the dark circles and sunken face are fixed, and it looks pretty nice. So yeah the delicate features, gold hair probably made him quite pretty when he was alive. It kinda reminds me of another Clawthorne’s SO who also has delicate but strong features
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Maybe that’s where Eda’s taste in SOs comes from
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Just like Reign, Caleb has a delicateness about him where Eda has a wildness about her, her vary presence says wild and rough. Judging by what we have seen of Evelyn, so does she. So picture this!
Evelyn being in the human realm for god knows what, and catches sight of a beautiful young man (because they were probably Hunters age or younger when they met) delicately tucking his sunlight spun hair behind his ear while reading or some shit. And her being like idk 16, 17 is crushing on him from afar. And is trying to think of a way to talk to him, away from the town of witch hunters. As you do
As luck would have it, he goes into the woods alone one day (maybe? Idk) and she is thinking of a way to get his attention without scaring him while sneaking up behind him. Only for her to suddenly find her feet swiped from under her and landing on her backside with a pitch fork in her face, she looks up at a glaring Caleb, with sunlight caught in his hair. But he then looks confused, because she is looking at him like she is seeing the sun for the first time.
Evelyn: Whoa, pretty AND tough
Caleb: Pardon?
Evelyn, now embarrassed: I..mean HI I AM EVEIE
They start to talk once he is sure she was not trying to rob him, and eventually after noticing her pointy ears and discovering she is a Witch, she shoots her shot with him by showing off her sick magic skills, and quickly learns she should have chosen literally anything but fire. He would have run away screaming had she her self not caught fire and needed help being put out. After consoling Evelyn for not having her magic under control yet, (idk it’s kinda cute to think that the memory picture is when she has the hang of it and is showing Caleb, it’s also when Philip starts catching on) they form an uneasy friendship that quickly becomes strong with sending each other messages with the code and blossoming into a romance. And Caleb comes to love Evelyn’s wildness, because it represents a freedom in his own life that he desperately craves
I am still not sure where flapjack came in though, it’s interesting that Flapjack seems to represent both Caleb and Evelyn in a way
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wildwoodart · 1 year
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Pardon my terrible editing skills but it had to be done
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fiddler-sticks · 1 year
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This part of the song is just so them, I couldn't help myself.
Pardon my mediocre editing skills lol
Reblogs are appreciated :))
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