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yowyowyaoi · 5 months

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*In Orochimaru’s lair*

Orochimaru: Good, Sasuke. You’re improving. Now, again. I want you to —

*Kabuto walks in*

Kabuto: Lord Orochimaru, I’ve made a breakthrough on one of my experiments and I’d like you to come take a look.

Orochimaru: I’ll be there within the hour, Kabuto. I’m in the middle of a training session with Sasuke-kun.

Kabuto: … training? What exactly are you training him for?

*in front of them, Sasuke is walking to the center of the room, doing a pivot-turn on his heel, looking over his shoulder, winking, then repeating the movements*

Orochimaru: He’s practicing for when he sees that Uzumaki boy again.

Orochimaru, to Sasuke: No, no Sasuke! Walk with confidence! Put a swish in those hips!

Kabuto: THIS is what you spend half the day teaching him?? How is any of this “training”?! And for God’s sake, those cheap moves aren’t going to work on anyone, even someone as dense as that jinchuriki is!

Orochimaru: Oh? *suddenly reaches out and pulls Kabuto into his arms* But those “cheap moves” certainly worked when I used them on you, didn’t they? Mm?

Kabuto:

Kabuto: Oi, don’t forget to smile and tuck your hair behind your ear when you turn to face him, Sasuke.

#sns #sasunaru #narusasu #naruto x sasuke #orokabu #orochimaru x kabuto #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #training #orochimaru got those “moves” straight out of Jiraiya’s book 😂

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ventriclealchemy · 1 month

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If we’re Monsters, let us be monstrous together…

I’ve been wanting to paint them in their more ‘feral’ forms ever since I watched the silly filler “Mecha Naruto” episode, where they slithered off as little snake guys XD

Also huge shoutout to @liss-art who draws them as Nagas all the time and has totally inspired and encouraged me to make it actually happen 💜

I made some stylistic changes to Kabuto.. He really had the potential to be SO hot, and then they turned him into a grandma nun….. Well, not in my universe

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#naga orochimaru #orochimaru x kabuto #orokabu #my art #ventriclealchemy #kabuoro #Kabuto #Orochimaru

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sassykinzonline · 3 months

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am i the only one who feels like orochimaru and kabuto are basically the mr. burns and smithers of the ninja world like kabuto, my man, you will never be orochimaru you will never be him he wont ever be in you

#kabuto yakushi #orochimaru #naruto shitposting #orochimaru x kabuto #if that's a thing #orokabu #nor do you want to be him tf #weak in the knees stand up

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startixsblog · 1 year

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#orochimaru x kabuto #pregnancy #yaoi ship #anime #naruto shippuden #naruto #my art #post mpreg #mitsuki #orokabu #fancy #fancy food #morning #a normal day #family

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woman-child91 · 2 years

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Team Taka helping Sasuke and Naruto get eloped.

Orochimaru: Yes. Well, since I had no idea that you’d be crashing Naruto’s wedding with the Hyūga princess. You’ll have to excuse me for only managing to get the first person I could find that was qualified for this job.

Sasuke: Kabuto?

Kabuto: I run an orphanage, Lord Orochimaru. I’m not exactly a Priest.

Orochimaru: Don’t sell yourself short, Kabuto.

Kabuto: No, really. Running an orphanage doesn’t translate to me being a Priest. But, I’ll do it.

Naruto: Will this wedding be legal?

Kabuto: *chuckles* Don’t worry, Naruto. I assure you that it will. I’ve brought all the required documents and everything. It’ll be legit.

Karin: *sigh* Oh well, as long as he’s happy. Besides, I don’t think I mind losing him to Naruto. I really like him.

Suigetsu: *crying*

Jūgo: Are you crying?

Suigetsu: What? No! No! I just got something in my eye. *I’m so happy to see these two finally getting together. God knows how many times Sasuke would tell me about his time spent with Naruto. I think I’ve memorized their history by now.*

Sasuke: I, Sasuke, take you, Naruto, to be my wife. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honour you all the days of my life.

Naruto: I, Naruto, take you, Sasuke, to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part.

Kabuto: You have declared your consent before the Church. May the Lord in his goodness strengthen your consent and fill you both with his blessings. What God has joined, men must not divide. Amen.

Sasuke: Is this alright for you?

Naruto: Well, I was finally able to marry the person I love. And now, I mean… we won’t be lonely anymore. We can both be together forever.

Sasuke: You’re right. We will be together always. You’ll finally have that family you’ve always wanted and I… can finally start restoring my clan.

Naruto: Sasuke. *starts tearing up*

Sasuke: I shall protect you in the future as well. Just like I always have. And until the very end of time.

Naruto: Sasuke, you dummy! It’s so strange. I’m so happy! *starts crying tears of joy* I’m so happy. *cries* Yet, I can’t stop crying. *crying continues.*

Orochimaru: Awww, what a sincere and pure boy you are.

Sasuke: Aw, Naruto. I’ve always loved this side of you. *wraps his arms around him and starts stroking his hair*

#sasunaru #sasuke x naruto #anti hinata hyuga #anti naruhina #anti boruto next generations #anti naruto gaiden #orochimaru x kabuto #Orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #karin uzumaki #suigetsu hozuki #Jūgo Naruto

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sirenmelodic · 1 year

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So a little while back I wrote a small fanfic for Orochimaru x Kabuto or Orokabu and I just wanted to share a link here for anyone who may want to read it. It's got 4 chapter and then 2 oneshots at the end. I wrote it for fun as I wanted to flex my writing muscles and with something I could show easier so I did this as my original writing have a LONG way before it is showable.

#naruto #orochimaru #Kabuto #kabuto yakushi #fanfic #Orochimaru x kabuto #orokabu #oneshot #baruto #orochimaruXkabuto #jiraya #tsunade

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animecidiyolar · 1 year

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Never pause Naruto part 2 ✌🏻

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ralburry · 4 months

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save me sakuoro

sakumo and his goth gf orochimaru

#hatake sakumo #sakumo hatake #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #yakushi kabuto #hatake kakashi #kakashi hatake #orochimaru x sakumo #sakuoro

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wifeofkakashihatake · 1 year

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*Trying to cheer up Sasuke after leaving the village, or more importantly, Sakura* Orochimaru: You broke up with Sakura for a reason. Sasuke: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing her. Tired of wondering why she hasn’t called. Why hasn’t she called? Kabuto: Maybe because you told her not to. Sasuke: What are you, the Memory Person?

#incorrect naruto quotes #incorrect team 7 #incorrect sasusaku #naruto shitposting #naruto shippuden #naruto uzumaki #sakura haruno #sakura uchiha #sasuke uchiha #kakashi hatake #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #team 7 #team kakashi #sasusaku #sasuke x sakura #creds: tumblr

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yowyowyaoi · 7 months

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*Itachi and Obito walk into the house; Itachi is holding Hidan’s hand and Obito is carrying Deidara*

Kakuzu: Oh god … what happened now?

Itachi: We all thought it would be fun to stop at a carnival on our way back from the mission.

Obito: They had a really big haunted house there.

Itachi: We think it may have been a bit too much for these guys … Deidara hasn’t spoken a word all the way back and Hidan’s holding my hand so hard it’s turning purple.

Kakuzu: *goes and pries Hidan’s hand loose from Itachi’s, then throws Hidan over his shoulder* Well we could certainly use the peace and quiet. I’m going to put him in the bath and then lay him down to sleep. *walks out with him*

Obito, tiredly: Deidara please, I’ve lost most of the feeling in my arms …

Kisame: *pries Deidara’s arms from around Obito’s shoulders and sets him gently on the couch* Just what in the world was so scary in there that these two came away so traumatized?

Itachi: Well, the haunted house actors staged something where zombies and ghouls were chasing down people and eating them. But it was all make-believe, and the people who got “eaten” were also clearly actors, so I don’t know why this scared them so badly.

Obito: We did get separated for a time … from what we could see they had wandered into this tiny dark little room. Perhaps what they saw in there was —

Deidara, suddenly: SNAKE!!!!!!

Itachi: … what??

Konan: Did he just say —

Hidan, from the bathroom, screaming: Snake!! SNAKE!!

Obito: Is THAT what they saw? Did they get into a room full of snakes? I didn’t even notice that …

*meanwhile, back at the haunted house*

Kabuto: This place of yours was a great idea, Lord Orochimaru. We’re making a ton of money; we’ll be able to afford so much more lab equipment!

Orochimaru: One of my better ideas.

Kabuto: And that “secret room” of yours … I won’t ask what you’re doing to scare the people you get into there, but they all leave it looking as though their soul has been snatched out of their body.

Orochimaru: Mm. And I finally got back at some Akatsuki members.

Kabuto: I would have thought, if anything, you’d have gone after your former partner, or the Uchiha. Why those two brats?

Orochimaru: The blonde brat stole Sasori from me. And the Jashinist? He dares to strut about as if he invented the concept of immortality. But who’s got the last laugh now? They’ll have nightmares for weeks and disturb every single person in that pretentious group! *laughs manically*

Kabuto:

Kabuto: Remind me never to get on your bad side.

#halloween #halloween 2023 #haunted house #snakes #kabuoro #orokabu #orochimaru x kabuto #the akatsuki #deidara #hidan #kakuzu #itachi uchiha #obito uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #konan #nagato #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #a hint of orosaso

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ventriclealchemy · 2 months

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Happy Birthday Kabuto

I mean, that’s what I would like for my birthday, to comb Orochimaru’s beautiful hair.

Enjoy 💜

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#orochimaru #orochimaru x kabuto #kabuto yakushi #kabuto #kabuoro #orokabu #timelapse #ventriclealchemy #my art

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or0ch1maru · 1 year

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𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧 <𝟑

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𝐎𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐮:

•loves to cook. when they have the time, you’ll find them in the kitchen, recipe books out, creating a meal fit for the gods.

•listens to music often. taste changes depending on their mood. when they’re alone in their study they’ll turn on the radio and get lost in his work.

•despite Orochimaru being who they are, they have a difficult time expressing their emotions.

•if you’re their s/o be prepared for constant touching. even when they’re busy and overwhelmed with work they’ll make sure to caress or graze a finger somewhere on your body.

•loves to have you paint their nails. Orochimaru will sit and stare at you while you concentrate, smiling when you mess up a little, trying to clean the polish off the skin before it dries.

•very good at hair care. Orochimaru will take time to brush out all the knots and tangles. has a very specific shampoo and conditioner and refuses to use another brand.

𝐊𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐨:

•tends to use pet names, even has one for Orochimaru when he isn’t around. wouldn’t dare say it to him.

•Kabuto is one for physical affection, but wouldn’t dare say that aloud.

•is very arrogant.

•when he isn’t deep in his studies and lab work, you’ll find him reading. has an entire wall of his bedroom full of books.

•when you’re his s/o, be prepared for daily massages. the man’s shoulders and back are always tense. will give you a massage afterwards.

•jealous! will get visibly upset when he sees his partner talking to someone who isn’t him. but don’t you dare call him out on it.

#orochimaru #orochimaru stories #orochimaru story #akatsuki #kabuto x reader #kabuto x orochimaru #naruto kabuto

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startixsblog · 2 months

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Mom kabuto is tired.

#yaoi ship #anime #naruto shippuden #naruto #naruto characters #orochimaru #mitsuki #sleeping #orochimaru x kabuto #orokabu #mini comic

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yaoioioay · 1 year

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#naruto x sasuke #sasuke x naruto #naruto #naruto uzumaki #naruto shippuden #naruto series #naruto manga #naruto anime #sasuke and naruto #naruto sasuke #sakura haruno #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #sasuke uzumaki #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #yamato #hagoromo otsutsuki

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woman-child91 · 2 years

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Kabuto: Please, my Lord. There are many other bodies ready for you. My Lord… you may even use mine if you’d like.

Me: Umm… as a vessel or… in a sexual way?

#orokabu #Orochimaru #orochimaru x kabuto #kabuto yakushi

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sirenmelodic · 1 year

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So I have been working on a mature fanfic for Orochimaru X Kabuto or Orokabu. It now has 3 chapters up and I plan to be releasing a new chapter about once a week.

#fandom #fanfic #story #orochimaruxkabuto #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #kabuto x orochimaru #orochimaru x kabuto #naruto kabuto #kabuto #mature story #naruto #orokabu fanfic

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