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woman-child91 · 4 days
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this is how dean sees his baby brother btw. if you even care
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woman-child91 · 6 days
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Kento is so sexy and sultry. Look at his hair bitch he looks so good
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woman-child91 · 8 days
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Naruto Shippuden- Road To Ninja “Deleted Scene”
Menma and Charasuke run into each other. Menma’s no longer his usual self but, there’s something he can’t hide. His true feelings towards his best friend.
Menma: Okay, stupid. I’ve given you enough time to come up with a riddle. Even with your limited mental capacity. I hope you’ve come up with a decent one.
Charasuke: I have. But, remember that if you can’t answer my riddle? You won’t kill me.
Menma: That’s highly unlikely. I don’t mean me, not going through with my end of the bargain. But, not being able to answer your stupid riddle.
Charasuke: What three words are said too much? Meant by few, but wanted by all.
Menma: *scoffs* That’s your riddle? You’re kidding.
Charasuke: What’s the answer?
Menma: Easy. I love… *clears throat and takes a deep breath*
Charasuke: *smiles*
Menma: The answer is, I love…
Charasuke: *walks closer to him, until he’s standing right in front of him.* I love what, tsun-tsun?
Menma: That’s not my name.
Charasuke: Then, what’s the answer?
Menma: You tricked me. You’re trying to awaken a love that isn’t there.
Charasuke: If it isn’t there? Why can’t you say the words?
Menma: … I won’t say it.
Charasuke: …
Menma: Get out of my sight before, I change my mind on not killing you. *walks away*
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woman-child91 · 9 days
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My iPad theme. This is the vertical version. I’ll probably make a horizontal one later. I love how my “Oswald Cobblepot” theme turned out. He’s my current obsession.
Isn’t he cute? I also absolutely adore the fact that we’re the same exact height. Isn’t that neat?
♪((└|o^▽^o|┐))
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woman-child91 · 10 days
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🅹🅴🅰🅻🅾🆄🆂 🆁🅸🅳🅳🅻🅴🆁
Oswald and Ed are in a relationship. The Riddler does come out when he experiences strong negative emotions. *cough* jealousy *cough* (This takes place before my baby penguin had his eye injury. Maybe at the start of Season 5 when, Ed had his shaggy long-ish hair? Because, I loved his unkempt style.)
Ed: I like what you did with your hair. Were you feeling nostalgic or something?
Oswald: I guess so. I just remember that I liked how it looked this way. (He went back to wearing it like in Season 2. Because, I prefer it that way. I loved his hair in Seasons 1 - 3. Besides, it makes him look more innocent and vulnerable. Which is why he attracts unwanted attention in this headcanon of mine.)
Ed: Okey dokey. Remember. You just try to remain inconspicuous, while I set the bombs.
A Few Minutes Later…
A random drunk guy walks up to Ozzie.
Wasted Guy: Hey. Aren’t you The Penguin? Man, you sure look a lot cuter up close.
Oswald: Excuse me?
Wasted Guy: Oh, come on. There’s no need to play hard to get. I bet your pretty little mouth knows how to suck cock.
Oswald: *practically fuming. But, turns to look at Ed’s direction and sees that he still hasn’t finished setting the last bomb. So he decides to not make a scene and kill the guy on the spot.* Sir, if you value your life? I’d suggest you keep walking and find someone else to hit on. I’m not interested. My heart already belongs to only one man.
Wasted Guy: *smirks* Don’t worry. I’m not the jealous type. I don’t mind sharing you. So how about it? *pulls him by the arm and pushes him against a wall, as he leans in closer.*
Oswald: *glares and starts struggling, trying to shove the drunken man off of him.* Get the hell off of me!
Wasted Guy: Don’t be like this. I just want to show you a good time. *leans in and is about to kiss him*
“Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till its guts come out. What is it?”
The Riddler appears behind the man and is pointing a gun at his forehead.
Oswald: *smiles* Riddler.
The Riddler: *fires gun and kills him* The answer was, gun.
Oswald: *grinning as he looks at the dead man bleeding out on the floor* Told you I had a boyfriend. You should’ve listened. He can get a bit… bloodthirsty when he gets jealous.
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woman-child91 · 10 days
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kento yamazaki icons | like or reblog if you save
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woman-child91 · 11 days
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oswald’s astonishing beauty
[please don’t repost my gifs, reblog instead]
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woman-child91 · 11 days
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Oswald: They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Oswald: Problem is I can't decide if that means I should be trying to get with Ed or Jim.
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woman-child91 · 11 days
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I’m obsessed with Oswald Cobblepot. Sooo, I’m going to make my own customized home screen and lock screen for my iPad. I’m just going to make it a bit girly-ish by using that penguin friend of Hello Kitty. The blue one whose name I can’t remember. Like, he’ll probably be in some app icons. But, it’ll be mostly Oswald from Gotham.
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woman-child91 · 12 days
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I’m fishing for hot, rated Explicit (Top) Ed Nygma x (Bottom) Oswald Cobblepot smut fanfic on AO3. Unfortunately, quite a lot of fanfics involve my baby Penguin as a Top. Yeahhh, no. Not in my opinion.
If you write fanfics about these two but, write about Switch Oswald, Top Oswald even just once? Nope. I don’t want to read any of your work.
That’s why I already know two certain authors who write about Top Oswald. I just don’t like the idea. Oswald Cobblepot is my favorite character AND Bottom on this series. He’s the most Bottom-ish guy in the series, in my opinion.
I’m definitely going to write smut fanfics about him. But, I’m going to need to download the series and rewatch all of his scenes. I’ll also have to rewatch Ed Nygma x Oswald Cobblepot scenes. Because, both characters have a very specific manner of speech.
Like, I already finished watching the entire series. I can write their characters without them being OOC. But, the dialogue? Yeah. I may have to take more notes and pay more attention to him.
I do remember that neither one seems to cuss. Like, Ed Nygma/The Riddler never once said a single bad word. I also don’t think Oswald did. But, I’m not 100% sure on him.
Besides, like I said before. They don’t talk normally. They both have very specific speaking styles. Like their vocabulary is quite original. So, it’s intimidating and I don’t think I can make them justice. At least, not until after I’ve rewatched their scenes.
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woman-child91 · 12 days
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My prediction was correct. The Producer of Gotham was a man. I thought he was either a Lesbian or a Heterosexual man. I was right. He’s a Straight man.
That’s why he only focused on straight and lesbian ships. But, never had any gay (man x man) raunchy scenes. It’s also why Ed Nygma and Oswald Cobblepot never kissed, had sex or were canonically a couple.
It wasn’t too hard to guess. Because, I’m a straight woman and I can’t stomach lesbian scenes. Like, I had to turn my face away during every lesbian scene of kisses or sex.
Sooo, I figured that a straight man feels the same as me. But, only on reverse. As in? He can’t stomach gay scenes involving two men kissing or fucking.
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woman-child91 · 12 days
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I just finished watching the entire Gotham series. My final thoughts without spoiling it too much to the 97% of the population who hates spoilers.
This version of, Bruce Wayne, is the one I dislike the most. And it’s somewhat painful for me to say it. Because, I tried liking him so much. Since he has an uncanny similar voice to my babiest maternal cousin. Buuut, only the voice. My cousin has been a damsel in distress, emo, crybaby, bratty or bore.
This version of, Selina Kyle, is also the one I dislike the most. She was just such an obnoxious little blitch.
This won’t be a shock to anyone reading this. But, the Bruce & Selina (Batman & Catwoman) ship is also the only time I haven’t liked the couple. Ugh! They were so obsessed and dependent of each other in such a dull manner.
Surprisingly, the majority of my favorite characters ended up being the villains…
Oswald Cobblepot (Penguin)
Ed Nygma (The Riddler)
Jeremiah (The 2nd Joker)
Jerome (The 1st Joker)
Silver St. Cloud
Leslie Thompkins
Ivy Pepper (Poison Ivy)
Dr. Strange [I love his voice! It’s so hilarious how he always sounds so sedated or calm. It makes me want to make a customized ringtone with him saying “Oh no” or something.]
Victor Fries (Mr. Freeze)
Victor Zsazs
Tetch (The Mad Hatter) [Okay, I just totally ignore his one main … oddity. Because, I love his rhymes and magic tricks. Unlike some people who start thinking magicians are lame as soon as they become teenagers? I actually still think magicians are cool and fascinating.]
Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow)
Fish Mooney [I have forgiven her for what she did to my Penguin baby. Because, she spared his life twice. I think?]
I didn’t like the lesbian scenes. I had to keep on turning the other way. Because, I just couldn’t stomach them. I’m going to definitely cut them out when I download the entire series. Because, I’d rather not…
Have to turn my eyes away again.
Watch the scenes with my younger female friends who could be turned lesbian by them. I mean, some of them are at a fragile and susceptible age.
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woman-child91 · 12 days
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Oswald Cobblepot: What do you say, young man? How’d you like an exclusive?
Young Man: Yeah. Sure.
They get inside Penguin’s limousine and I can’t understand what he says. Because, he talks too fast. So it sounds like he just said, “You’re jacking it, hack.”
Me: 😳 No. No. I must’ve misunderstood. The only person Oswald loves in a romantic or sexual way is, Ed Nygma.
Young Man: … What?
Penguin: NOW!
Young Man: *Takes off his hat and hands it to him abd starts unzipping his jacket.*
Me: OH MY GOD! Oswald?! No. No. I must’ve missed something. I’m going rewatch it and listen more carefully.
After replaying the scene. It still sounds the same.So, I rewatch it a third time. But, with subtitles.
Oswald Cobblepot: Your jacket and hat.
Me: Oh! That’s what he said.
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woman-child91 · 13 days
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I don’t like Jim Gordon. Well, I do like him as a character. But, I don’t like how he treats Penguin. Penguin is way more nice, kind and honest with Jim.
Jim Gordon spared his life. Yes. But, he’s ALWAYS using him for his own selfish benefit. Then, he’s ALWAYS betraying him.
That’s not fair! My favorite character is Penguin. He’s suffered so much throughout the entire series. Would it kill Jim to be a little nicer to him?
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woman-child91 · 13 days
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And here I was incredibly thankful to, Bottom Boy Jeremiah, for killing Selina. The only female character I dislike in Gotham. But, nooo! Unfortunately, she doesn’t die permanently.
Ugh! Just when I thought he had ended the Bruce x Selina ship. Which happens to be my NOTP. Not to mention how it involves the only two characters in the entire series that I don’t like.
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woman-child91 · 14 days
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I prefer this womanizing, disrespectful, bratty, cocky playboy Bruce over the drama king, crybaby with a bitch Selena complex. Thank God! I can now actually enjoy his scenes in the rest of the series. I’m already on Season 4 Episode 11.
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woman-child91 · 14 days
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It took me two episodes to recognize Allison from Teen Wolf. She plays Sofia Falcone in here. I’m predicting that her love life will be a tragedy too. Just like in Teen Wolf.
She’s probably going to date Jim and she’ll die. Yup. I’m not going to grow too attached to her ship or character. Besides, she wants to make my baby Penguin suffer.
Hasn’t my hubby suffered enough? His mom was killed. His dad was killed. He ended up becoming the male version of Cinderella for a while. He’s got a permanent limp, an unrequited love and got his heart broken by the man he loves.
What more do you want to do to the poor man? Leave, Oswald Cobblepot, alone! My poor, poor unfortunate blue eyed, pale, black haired Gotham King.
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