Peach Oreos

I think Emperor is actually completely justified in trying to get BG3 protagonist to eat more worms.

If you were stuck dealing with the concentrated dumbassery of either Tav or Durge beamed directly into your brain for months on end, you would too grasp at any straws promising that they would grow a braincell or two.

just got a vintage oreo tin for my big stamps ☺️

District Manager found out that I've been keeping a log of incidents with General Manager since end of July. I started keeping them mostly for my own sanity, bc he tends to gaslight and bc sometimes he goes through periods of being genuinely helpful and reasonable and then it's hard to remember why we hate this guy and wish he would please leave. It also helps me to keep my temper in check in the moment, and sometimes I look back at them and go "oh that one wasn't a big deal; I was just hangry" and remove stuff from the list.

District Manager has been receiving a lot of complaints about General Manager, and the all-hands meeting we had about the state of things in the store earlier this month turned into an all-hands meeting about how uncomfortable General Manager is making the team and how ineffective he is at actually doing his job. HR was present. The CEO was present. District Manager asked me to please send her the list of incidents I have been keeping, since they're dated, and will help her keep track of how things are going.

Gentle reader, I still hesitated to send the list. She *asked* me to send it. The *entire team* reported to the *CEO* that this person is bad at his job, committing microaggressions on the daily, and making this a hostile and uncomfortable place to work. But I was still hesitant to share the list because I was afraid of looking petty, or hysterical, or aggressive. Isn't that wild? Brains are wild. The conditioning we receive - especially as female presenting people - is wild. All this to say, y'all it is okay to speak up and it is okay to talk to the person responsible for someone's development if that person is not receiving your feedback or respecting your boundaries and their performance is actively hindering your work. Be respectful, but don't let anyone convince you that respect and silence are the same thing (even and especially if the anyone in question is you).

Meet Oreo! A banded sea krait clone!

if I had a nickel for every time some strange man walked up to me in public while I was busy and derailed what I was actually doing by asking me a series of questions that I can't dodge without just telling him to fuck off (which I am for some reason too polite to do), ending in a request for my phone number which I (lesbian) have to decline, usually more than once, I would have two nickels

I've done some work, made a difficult phone call, renewed my free state health insurance, and messaged a friend to apologize for disappearing off the face of the earth.

Bravely, I might add.

I think something is wrong with my oreo dawg why is it so big and why does it got wings and a tail

AYO. can your oreo breathe fire too ?!!

also thats so cool looking omg.

i dont get how some roblox games have such cool models

me when someone mentions oreos

I just had a milkshake and I wanted to share :]

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

OOO YUM! :D What flavor was it? :D

Wax: you call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God

I need my housemates to know im correct, who's got the rest of this saga?

It came up on my dash like, yesterday, but I've got approximately zero chance of finding it again

IS HE KIDDING ?!?!?! I USED TO DREAM OF THIS DAY !!

4 times waan wore his silly little earring (1-7)

and 2 times he did not ware said silly little earring (or didn't show it)

highkey stressing over applying to this job the requirements for which are basically "know how to use excel and how to handle routine inquiries without flipping anyone off" and I would just like to know how I went from the most confident over achieving kid to someone who is terrified to apply for roles I coulda filled straight out of high school