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king-of-the-oreo · 8 days
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Wax: *shoots lessie*
Lessie: *dies*
Wax:
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king-of-the-oreo · 8 days
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i think we should let temp say fuck
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king-of-the-oreo · 9 days
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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king-of-the-oreo · 12 days
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What are your top four favorite condiments, in order of preference, and what you use them for? (I'm collecting data.)
I can't stand texture of smooth now that I've lost my sense of taste. So sauce is basically the most bland thing ever. Why ruin a good soft cruch of a French fry with goo that makes it all ew
Using the term of "sauce" loosely...
Chicken noodle soup without the can of water added to make it a soup. It's so condensed it doesn't count as soup
Strawberry jam (my family makes it nice and chunky so great for texture)
Maple syrup (makes microwave waffles more nice)
tartar sauce (the kind from burgerville only)
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king-of-the-oreo · 15 days
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EBOLA EBOLA EBOLAAAA!!!
Marsh x sazed headcanons
Elantris
Ebola but number four
Gregor the overlander!!
@weirdbooknerd
@thestinkyman
@hydrogenandhelium
List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.
tagged by @aaronontherun!! thank u !! <3 made a new post bc. Long thread
tony stark. comic tony stark too to an extent but specifically mcu tony stark i will literally never shut up about him
sociology. sociology sociology sociology very broad i know but like the sociology of anything. give me any topic and i will link it to sociology somehow i will talk about the sociology of everything. religion power medicine healthcare politics deviance communism literally ANYTHINGGG i'm a yapper
my good omens fic lmao i put so much foreshadowing and so many hidden meanings in there that only i know probably so i could spend hours just dissecting them all
taylor swift. i would recite the lyrics to her whole discography for 10 hours straight if given the opportunity
i'm a hater so anything that makes me mad i can complain about forever
no pressure tags: @seven-stars-in-his-palm @crowleybrekkers @eybefioro @sentientsky @queer-reader-07
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king-of-the-oreo · 15 days
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Anyone want to talk about ebola with me
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king-of-the-oreo · 16 days
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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king-of-the-oreo · 18 days
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Telrii!
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king-of-the-oreo · 19 days
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Its not breeze it's dockson everyone
their in love
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king-of-the-oreo · 20 days
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First (published) Mistborn fic! Rating: General audiences Relationship: Marsh/Sazed Summary: Basically really fluffy Marsh/Sazed wedding. You will get cavities this is so fluffy. https://archiveofourown.org/works/55088314
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king-of-the-oreo · 24 days
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@cosmereplay @weirdbooknerd @thestinkyman
Thanks for the ping!
i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)
this picrew + the last song you listened to :]
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no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3
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king-of-the-oreo · 25 days
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Ripred appreciation day
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rat day rat day rat day!!! 🐀
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king-of-the-oreo · 27 days
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Reblog to save a life and get a beloved mutual into the bat pile
I wanna be a part of the bat pile so fucking bad
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king-of-the-oreo · 27 days
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well done Edward straight from the abusive boyfriend's handbook
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king-of-the-oreo · 1 month
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@griffinismydad
You dare leave this in the tags
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"We're gonna have to kill this guy Waxillum, i think" Harmony said through the piercing
"Damn" Wax muttered under his breath
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king-of-the-oreo · 1 month
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This is how M:SH went right?
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king-of-the-oreo · 1 month
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Please someone get Sazed on antidepressants
pLEASE
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