Kelsier: if you stab someone but it's consensual, is it morally okay or not?
Sazed, sobbing: please stop asking me this
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Cosmere books as bad news headlines
• "Young woman of questionable parentage kills god after eating copious amounts of metal"
• "Apple voice assistant marries mute rainbow god after sister defeats army of undead alongside hobo and talking sword"
• "City of zombies saved by angry man in armor and friendly chef's niece"
• "Depressed people snort lightning, use it to fight lobsters the size of battleships." (idea credit to @Elisabeth_Wheatley on YouTube)
• "Cowboy makes deal with the new god"
• "Girl and mouse boyfriend undo curse on cabin boy"
• "Man cheats death by stabbing his own eye, forms intergalactic gang"
• "Young woman stacks rocks to destroy computer"
• "Dehydrated young man unites senators against himself"
• "Man with PTSD breaks All the Rules, upsets mentor while running from sunrise"
• "Man(??) avoids eternal punishment from several sources while roasting everyone in existence"
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Say what you wanna say about Kelsier but that man knew how to love and he loved with a raw fucking passion.
For years he was led to believe that Mare had mercilessly betrayed him before she died and yet he still insanely loved and missed her — something that he stated as a simple fact and not as a guilty confession.
Kelsier and Mare had 0 page-time together, but they still managed to snatch my fucking heart and push my expectations through the roof precisely because of how Kelsier talked about her! Is there anyone who does it like him? Hell nah!
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KELSIER - Mistborn
PROPAGANDA:
He kills rich people and also he's in Fortnite
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Preservation
Close ups
You guys better like this, because I have been working on it since AUGUST 28TH, ALMOST THREE WEEKS AGO
AND BESIDES THAT, WHEN I WAS FINISHING THE THING, MY PROGRAM KEPT CRASHING BECAUSE SAI WORKS LIKE SHIT
I need to get a new drawing program
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[Start ID]
Text that says "what the" in pink italics with "fuck" in silver on the middle section and "kelsier" on the bottom in white.
Behind the text is a neon triangle and a dance floor at the bottom
[End ID]
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Preliminary round: poll 13
Kelsier (Mistborn) vs. Regina George (Mean Girls)
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Shudder to think how absolutely horrible Shallan and Kelsier would be as a duo. I think they would get along famously, but they would just never show up to planning and be like “yeah sorry we decided to wreck shit instead.” The amount of enabling would be obscene. Even Emotional support boyfriends Doc and Adolin could not handle that
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