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Jacob, finding out Bella’s marrying Edward: Hello my name is failure, and you’re watching my life crumble into pieces.
Jacob: *Waves his finger and sings like he’s in a disney channel intro*
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Seth: Vampires suck. They’re the opposite of a box of donuts!
Jared: A toilet full of broccoli.
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Sam, scolding the pack: You’re guilty of…something, which one won’t tolerate.
Sam: Whatever it was.
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Rosalie: Did you put the trash out yesterday?
Alice: Yeah.
Rosalie: Then why is Edward still here?
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Jacob: Listen up fives, a ten is speaking
The Pack:
Paul: EXCUSE YOU
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Leah: I feel sick.
Jacob: Did she eat something bad? She's rarely sick.
Seth: She accidentally displayed the happy emotion earlier and she thinks she's going to die.
Leah, getting pale: I haven't even prepared my funeral.
Jacob: Stop worrying, Leah, it doesn't look good on you.
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Alec: We only have one option: Protocol 62.
Jane: Not possible. We don't have nearly enough piranhas.
Alec: Then Protocol 63 it is.
Sometime later:
Felix, walking into the throne room: Alec and Jane are planning to fly you into the sun.
Aro: They must've been out of piranhas.
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Sam: *scrolling through Netflix*
Seth: No not that one, it's inappropriate.
Sam: Really, how do you know?
Seth: I watched it
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Alice: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Rosalie: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Seth: Someone’s trying to break in! call the cops!
Jacob: *Loads shotgun* I got this.
Leah: Last week you tripped up the stairs, what do you mean-
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Jared: Hi, who is this? Paul changed all my contacts to mythical creatures.
Seth: What’s mine?
Jared: Dwarf.
Seth: HES SO MEAN, IM NOT THAT SHORT!
Jared: oh, hey Seth!
Seth: FUCK!
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Leah: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Seth: Make lemonade!
Leah: No, throw them back in the air and make life deal with its own shit.
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Seth, sliding a cup towards Jacob: I call this the Clearwater special
Seth: It’s every. Single. Drink. We have. Including coffee creamers.
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Rosalie is kidnapped by another coven
Leader: We know how much territory you own! Give us half your territory and we won't kill her!
Rosalie: Hold on a minute... You think I'm only worth half of the territory?
Leader: What?
Carlisle: Rosalie no.
Rosalie: Rosalie yes.
Edward: Here we go.
Rosalie: MAKE IT THE ENTIRE TERRITORY!
Jasper: Oh my god...
Rosalie: WE INVADE AT DAWN!!
Alice: Whose side is she on now?
Emmett: Who knows at this point.
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Jacob: I have called you like 20 times.
Quil:
Jacob: *Gives him questionable glare*
Quil: I drop my phone in soup.
Jacob:
Quil: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.
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Paul: Do you ever think before you speak?
Jared: Nope! I like to be just as surprised as everyone else.
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Bella: I want your opinion on this guy that I like.
Rosalie: Okay send a pic.
Bella: *sends Edward’s picture* Thoughts?
Rosalie: AND PRAYERS BRUH.
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