this is so funny bro literally the second search option when you google Fitz is a Reddit thread about him being dumb. so when ppl have no idea who I’m talking about they google Fitz and see that immediately that’s so funny lmao
* Kaladin is front man for a symphonic metal band (think nightwish or within temptation)
* Kaladin can fucking SING. Hes a good musician with keybord and knows his way around rhythm guitar, but holy shit the power, the emotion, the raw feeling that he puts into his music. The control he has over his instrument is insane.
* Kaladin practices on a tredmill sometimes. It helps with breath control.
*Shallan is an amazing pianists. She can play most instruments at least a little bit, but piano is where she started and always where she comes back.
* Shallan has perfict pitch.
* Adolin is an amazing guitarist. Clasical, electric, rhythm, lead, anything you want. This man can play the guitar.
* Adolin's favorite genera to play is Jazz. He likes to freestyle
* No conflict, just imagining my fav's as musicians. Will probably add more to this later.
FitzChivalry Farseer - I love how Fitz always is ready for a fight, and he knows he’s gonna come out on top, if a bit battered. Even if the people around him are like “No Fitz” he still does it while they all facepalm in despair.
my desire to see more characters try to self-destruct by vomiting up a deluge of the most damning lies about themselves in a fit of despair and loathing and desire to be punished in some way vs. my knowledge that at least some audiences would take their words at face value and metatextually respond exactly the way they're hoping for
Sometimes I get mad at Wit for spending way more time with Kaladin than Shallan bc I think Shallan could really really use some hoid storytime but actually it makes sense. Wit will tell Kaladin “oh yeah im from another planet” and he goes “ok” but if he tells shallan he knows about a new kind of moss???? Followup questions. he just doesnt wanna deal with the curious child
Hoid-Kaladin dynamic is awesome bc Hoid isn’t even that annoying to Kaladin. He’ll truly just be like “rough day huh Kaladin” and Kaladin will go “do you ever shut the fuck up”