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i see all the mutuals are speaking out about their hate for driving and well. if you guys need a lift i can do it i’ll pick you up from the party and we can drive around the backstreets and then get a frozen coke from mcdonald’s . if you want :-)
#i said mcdonald’s i’m actually saying maccas. never say her full christian name unless speaking to non australians#or in like. a job interview#frozen coke drive around town blasting our old favourite songs. that’s living baby!! that was being seventeen!!!#i was a very safe driver when i first got my license and then i lived in brisbane and well . driving there is nuts everyone is like.#all these roads are highways lol !#but i can parallel park soooooo well and girls i would go on dates w loved it they ATE it up . my one trick#laura says some things
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Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)
Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.
He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)
Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.
(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)
So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!
Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.
With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.
Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!
It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.
#ecto has a weird effect on them actually. a lot like how danielle drinks ecto to keep her stable#ecto has positive health benefits for gothamites! it boosts their immune system gives them a little more energy makes them less irritable#silly hc but i think its fun#also danny just. thought it was a normal ass interview. the person who hired him was heavily hinting at the criminal element of his job the#whole time. danny just kept thinking man i cant believe all interviews are like this in gotham. every one of the#m asks if im okay lying to cops. i am but its weird i never got asked this in amity#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dead on main#ghost kitchen au#danny fenton#jason todd#kipwrite
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Actual Phone Conversation I Had With A Girl Absolutely Going Through It This Morning:
me very quickly: hi this is dylan from x. how are you today? is now a good time to talk?
girl on the phone: what? oh you know! it's just work, work, work.
me: haha yeah! Just another busy Monday :)
girl on the phone i have known for exactly 11 seconds: sometimes i wish it would just stop. it's relentless. and it's every week! how many mondays can someone go through?
me trying to do my job: ha ha i know right? so I'm calling--
girl on the phone i have known for exactly 16 seconds: i'm so tired. i'm soooooo tired. shelby kept me up all night again. she will not get over keegan. they keep calling each other just to yell i swear to god.
me: only 4 days till the weekend and some sleep! :D
girl: yeah. but she's sleeping with me. at my house. didn't he tell you? who is going to get the dog? or the fucking 300 dollar blender I got them?
me: unfortunately no! so i would love to know more but the reason i'm calling is to get you scheduled for x job interview are you still interested?
girl whispering: what?
me awkwardly: it's...i'm dylan. from x. the x job you applied for. we would like to interview you for it.
girl: oh my god. no. oh my - I am so sorry. I thought you were my friend--I cannot believe--I told you work was relentless. I don't really mean that! I talked about blenders!
me: no, no I totally get it. It can be. But that's why you're interviewing for somewhere better! Tell Shelby to apply too! Do you have any availability on Thursday?
#JUST KNOW IF UR EVER AWKWARD ON THE PHONE ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD#She was my first call of the day and I was like Girl please let me cancel all my other calls so I can learn more about u#Ur interviewing in TN but lets be friends#sometimes my job is funny#and then the rest of the day i kept thinking how relentless is this day#and then some douche hole sent me a demeaning email and i was annoyed so it's really ups and down of the office world
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toot toot!
#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me#he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious#lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy#i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN#it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close#suntails#i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card#and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier#then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week#so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad
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when the horrors catch up and you take an evening off to batch-process
#obi-wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#maybe obi-wan just read the outline for the next wip#why do i love to torture him so#one of my fav fanfic genres has to be meta fic horror#just imagine. how deeply disturbing it must be to find out you're a fictional character#somebody has *intentionally* written all those horrors onto you#and it wasn't even the guy who created you#he did his part. but the ppl who love it most to ruin your life and see you suffer are your fans#it's not enough that there's prob a lot of jedi rpf around in the gffa already. scarred obi-wan for life#lmao drawing anakin like this gave me so many flashbacks to my old ocs where almost every male character had that hair#also i have a job interview in one hour dsdsfhjgj#my art#prahacat draws
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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)
Dir. Emma Tammi
#fnafedit#jhutchersonedit#mlillardedit#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf 2023#mike schmidt#william afton#josh hutcherson#matthew lillard#fnaf movie spoilers#moviegifs#tvedit#job interviews really do be like that#*
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ive always wondered who made the mcr website in the beginning.... it was ray :’)
#he also says the words ''thank god for steve jobs'' in this interview with his entire heart so like. baby steps#xyz
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This is what happens when you keep hyping up those mid ninja mime sequels btw
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#johnny cage#mortal kombat#mk#mk1#my art#fan art#johnny absolutely would enter the recording booth and just speak in his regular voice#he doesn't even notice it he actually believes he's doing a good job#also in interviews he'd pull some shit like oh my family is Italian too so this role was made for me!
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Random thought but if someone advises you NOT to disclose a disability that will affect your work performance after you have ALREADY GOT THE JOB, do not listen to them! They are being ableist lmao
#like for an interview I get it but please please please tell your employer you have ADHD as soon as you begin working closely together#they need to know and you have nothing to be ashamed of#bc that’s really what this comes from; it’s ridiculous to advise people AGAINST getting accommodations#once they already have the job#text#ableism
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Keanu Reeves
The House of Suntory presents The Nature and Spirit of Japan
#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#dilfgifs#dilfedit#mancandykings#*#IT'S THE CARDIGAN FOR ME#boyfriend shaped#not me giffing this this morning to distract myself from a job interview on the phone later.....#i don't even like whisky i don't even go here#me 5'4": i will pick him up#why so cozy boyfriend coded#like i need to REST#did they give the camera person some whisky because it wasn't it chief#granted the footage would probably look like a low budget shaky cam horror flick if i had to follow keanu around with a camera#so i have no room to judge#I LOVE AN OLD MAN#THE GRAY HAIRSSSSSSSSS#people who don't like gray hair are WEAK#LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS#smiley keke is so good for my soul#i don't have one but if i did it would be#that's a long boi#give us a hug#why is him sitting on the floor being all daddy longlegs so cute#you know damn well he was moving to cover his face in the first gif before it cut off#you can stand under my umbrella#but you gotta hold it because you're 9 inches taller than me#there were some shots of him in a brown jacket that were gorgeous but he was out of focus :|
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need to become one of those self shippers that takes a plushie of my fos everywhere with me
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the modern age is very scary to me because of the internet. employers go through your personal accounts and form some of their opinions based on your outside of work life on whether or not you're a viable candidate. they look through your personal profiles unrelated to work and use it to determine part of your viability based on that. that is very scary to me, not because i've done anything bad, but because i keep work and play very separate and i think they should remain separate.
#like w the rise of social media... employers can now use your personal life against you when looking for jobs#and yes it's technically illegal (i think) to judge based on that#but it absolutely happens. and that's a bit....#idk like pls look at my qualifications and my resume... if u wanna know more about me... interview me#background checks are whatever but... the judging ur personal life thing is so much for me to come to terms with
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boomers be like the kids don't want to work!!! they're so lazy!! and then the application for a job even slightly relevant to my desired career path is like this
#this job is like. i have more than enough relevant experience for it#in fact i'd go so far as to say i'm OVERqualified for it. maybe that's cocky but i don't give a shit.#i'm a grown ass adult too like. i have shit i need to do i have uni work i have a job.#why should i spend hours and hours writing you a personal ass essay so you MAYBE consider interviewing me. fuck you#sigh.#delia.txt
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does anyone else with autism have a really hard time “faking it”… not like masking in general but stuff like being able to pretend you like a bad gift or make stuff up for a school assignment or hype yourself up for a job interview. like i’ve only started noticing it more recently for myself but i’m literally incapable of being dishonest in situations like that i can’t control it
#personal#my parents are always like you just Fake It be nice to people you don’t like lie about job interviews make stuff up for assignments and just#get it done and i CANT and they don’t understand????#like i can do little white lies fine in most situations i’m not the most honest person on the planet earth but#in certain scenarios i physically cannot do things
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"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Ah, yes, that was when I was chipped by the Galactic Horde.
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